Sexless Innkeeper

[@swoozie]

**SPOILER ALERT: There were actually a few more times she stopped by but this vid was getting too long so I cut it out. The worst news about all this is that each morning she pulled the "can I keep these clothes you let me borrow/sleep in?" Moment of silence for all the clothes lost in the struggle

[@melanieandrade3179]

LOVE YOU BAE❤️

[@melanieandrade3179]

lol first

[@johanne7]

Girls are getting mad creative in these streetz

[@danwizzle91]

deff ain't got the V card anymore lol

[@ciaracheeks2556]

Lmao

[@DeckofLies]

swoozie holds the world record for most girls kissed without smashing

[@DeckofLies]

Still gets more girls than most who do smash tho

[@william.giordano]

did you just comment on yourself? because that's how you comment on yourself

[@LichKArthus]

Not That Difficult Drake from Drake and Josh is a close 2nd

[@rosefrance5685]

Not That Difficult trueee

[@zamarri7495]

I mean it's not that difficult skilld

[@anais162]

When swoozie posts, issa holiday.

[@swoozie]

lol - no school today!

[@orethaotto1114]

sWooZie lol

[@kimquality3850]

sWooZie lol

[@lucasallibaba346]

itsnanu o

[@courtneys.8777]

OHHHHHH

[@williamalvarado758]

What do you have that Chris Brown doesnt? A clean criminal record

[@kuzma1113]

lol that's so funny

[@___Ryan___]

Smh

[@kittyklawzarts4406]

Real tattoos, anyone else notice his tattoos always changing... come on, I finally figured out algorithm, this is gaming? I didn't e e. Know I was playing? I just was curious on how to do animations, your are super cute tho. The voices and innocence when u do tha smooches makes me laugh. N quite frankly I need to laugh

[@kittyklawzarts4406]

Plus I started to get a addiction type of feeling with his damn sexiness. Just too much honey and talent, n ew dont make me go there. I didn't know these games make me wanna wiggle sum

[@okemiasmith7177]

Well actually, I was brought into custody after stealing my neighbor's babies. I am facing 60 years

[@AyoTeoFVR]

Rolex 🙌🏽 thanks for the love 🔥

[@swoozie]

+Ayo & Teo - track is fireeeeeee. Saw y'all dancing to it on a vid and was an insta buy. Actually like that y'all can make a hot track w/o cursing

[@bloodnessx]

ago & teo🔥🔥🔥 we so lit right now🎹🎹

[@christiantamez2022]

Ayo & Teo y'all watch swoozie that's tight

[@sekani2273]

Ayo & Teo yazzz

[@blueangel6326]

Ayo & Teo I didn't know y'all watched swoozie aye that's tight

[@k.adebanjo1194]

I swear it was daytime when the video started...

[@smoldemon3952]

Just realized that...

[@foreignkeys3980]

K. Adebanjo its really logan paul and julia. we all know

[@samjohnson8597]

K. Adebanjo it was

[@jolo7]

K. Adebanjo Just realized!

[@rachellecollin3661]

yay daylights savings!!

[@deathdealer13cat]

god you could make a TV show with the amount of stories you got bro

[@ash-bl4xb]

deathdealer13cat I WISH THEY FUCKING DID JESUS IS HE GOOD AT STORY TIMES 😍

[@mayadougall1384]

Try Jessii Vee XD

[@gamergeek3081]

Maya Dougall I love Jessii Vee!

[@jrubye5325]

"What does Logan have that I don't " Me: a dead body

[@edisodd4240]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Christian.Alv6]

A boxing win ?

[@wehaulingit941]

Christian Alvarez umm Logan don’t have that

[@makeandeatgummyleeches5975]

Jrubye bold of you to assume that Swoozie doesn’t have a dead body in his house.

[@christopherquintanilla6572]

Dead meme, watch and enjoy his good content

[@l3ecomeking846]

bruh, like i wonder does any of the girls he talks about, ever watch his vids and be like, this nigga here is talking about me

[@miskogiizhigookwe]

l3ecome KinG lmfaoooo

[@gdragon42069]

l3ecome KinG There are stories alluding to that. Look in his older videos. Hell, there's even a story out there about him and a viewer.

[@swoozie]

To give u some insight, about 3 out of 10 of the ppl I talk about in my vids find out it's them but they're usually okay with it for the most part because I put them on blast but not by name and I don't make it too obvious. How it usually goes is the closer I let someone to me, I've noticed they start watching my videos less which is kinda sad

[@SharvaAnime]

He has talked about that before. Sometimes he'd go on dates and girls would ask him if he was going to talk about them. Some of them will act crazy for fame & attention. It's like a new form of gold-digger

[@jahaitian94]

they know what it is when they sign up....now they got to run it up lmao

[@Ido_and_dontexist5]

4:19 Girl: can I spend the night. Swoozie: Idk girl... Show me the car fax.

[@hoodoo9504]

Lol

[@doomian433]

Melody Way 333 like

[@giovannisancez3228]

Lets call this guy sWooZie(its not really sWooZie)

[@emilytheweirdo9112]

Giovanni Sancez oh

[@malakaithegamer4051]

Giovanni Sancez lol

[@tonettegreen6995]

LolXD

[@ajp1799]

lol

[@mattisonhall6136]

your profile picture is making me crave chicken nuggets

[@AngryKittens]

So basically, she's a homeless person.

[@TheFPSKingsGaming]

Nah a moocher

[@zatrat5696]

A LEACH

[@Hulk2k6]

A Vampire if you will!

[@ricardoh87]

a hobo-sexual

[@muhammedgani334]

Ricardo Herrera absolutely sent me😂

[@soupyhour93]

I know it really wasn't logan Paul but some how I'm convinced it was

[@fandomwriter8789]

Litzy Cordova it seems like something he'd do.

[@allroundmejjjj3729]

Litzy Cordova fr fr

[@allroundmejjjj3729]

Litzy Cordova yea cause it kinda sound like him

[@weirdqueen5661]

Litzy Cordova same

[@cleankaa4337]

He was at vidcon

[@IridiumTV]

The real question is.....did you get your clothes back?

[@benrii_]

iRidium rumors say that he never saw them again 0.0

[@superwolf4965]

Beril Ly Ella Nooooooooooo

[@Solwiz]

iRidium iridium watches swoozie!?!? :O

[@angelapederson4755]

Dope sick

[@elli4612]

iRidium I am reading this before the vid is done and I'm like ……wat😐

[@skeptc8]

"Can i play with that to-" "NO MY TOY!......GET AWAY!" -sWooZie 2018

[@smsdamiracle]

Skepto Girl if you're gonna do something you got to do it right, dawg. This is 2017 swooz

[@TheVictoriamimi]

Big Black Toy

[@libertyprime398]

@@TheVictoriamimi Police:mam get in the police car

[@EbolaSquirrel]

THAT APARTMENT AND DESK SETUP IS GOLDEN. as a desk enthusiast I appreciate the clear and white mix with a natural mix with the plant there. must be amazing at night

[@abovebeyond2191]

if I get lost in the sea of comments remember me

[@kmasonsos]

Micah Sharpley no

[@RychecksWorld]

Micah Sharpley YOU WILL NEVER BE LOST

[@RedShiftJ29]

Micah Sharpley lmfaoooo you'll never be lost now my child

[@julianalston120]

Micah Sharpley you're pinned

[@bleachbleacher6979]

Micah Sharpley you rose to the top of it

[@justinperry9771]

"NO MY TOYS GET AWAY"

[@richardthatboyintheback3655]

Justin Perry best part

[@xdrago1051]

Justin Perry literally my little sister

[@joeward5387]

swoozie

[@editname8596]

Justin Perry no my mom said I can play with them :)

[@acaciawilliams8289]

Remember when swoozie was "waiting till marriage"

[@gigifreakingdies]

martina max haha those were the days

[@babyraoseh2227]

T^T

[@aaliyahbreedlove158]

he is,but girls try to use him,he just don't link up like that

[@keiaillah1]

making out and sex aren't the same

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

He didn't actually say anything happened, they just kissed and made out for, like, 2 mins

[@srj6963]

Plot twist: He’s actually talking about what he dreams about and he’s just telling us the strories 😂

[@jdatboi724]

SR J GAMING He’s so good at storytelling I wouldn’t mind if that was the case

[@kysonsw]

Really?

[@srj6963]

@@jdatboi724 same

[@Nestle245]

I think he's telling the truth. He's very sociable and funny, girls naturally love that.

[@vrexyyzeditz]

@@kysonsw Its a plot twist, its just a joke.

[@pokeprime94]

“What do I have that Logan doesn’t?” A conscious

[@fatimajameel1357]

Poke Prime *conscience

[@zain4019]

Fatima Jameel lol for 5 months no one corrected them until you xD

[@donjoel6754]

Poke Prime I'm ded 😂😂😂😂

[@nchetambaraonye4554]

Poke Prime Parody

[@cermit2376]

A conscious A heart A brain

[@air5828]

*_(It's not really sWooZie)_*

[@jonathanbush6197]

Heh it's actually more like sWooZie than sWoozie himself. Yeah. An icon that represents the Platonic essence of sWooZie is more real than a mere temporary physical manifestation thereof.

[@ASTROTRILOGY]

....... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[@michaelkindelan6237]

It is

[@heatz_crgo3534]

Mizzli Bizzli lol

[@twinklingromualdez2083]

469 likes ya welcome

[@Homeboy_Brando]

6:21 Who else caught that reference? It's the song called It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp -DJay/Terrence Howard from the movie "Hustle & Flow"

[@mastercheef6743]

Homeboy_Brando omg stfu u loser

[@Homeboy_Brando]

master cheef Says the one who has nothing better to do than to call people losers over the internet😂😂

[@exitzy5655]

And is called master cheef 😂😂😂😂

[@partytattooz]

ah, yes! my favorite movie.

[@olerius1235]

The outro is called rolex

[@WillowFaded]

Let’s give the no smash only kiss award to swozie

[@jaydenng172]

I like how this vid is so long the vid started at morning and ended at night

[@theflyingpig6361]

jayden ng heh 69 likes

[@fa5driver]

sWooZie:He Just ignores The Toy Till A Friend Comes Over Like Hey Can I play With That Toy? NO MY TOYS GET AWAY!

[@brickyboi2178]

hefty magic What he do wrong? Also,Telling someone to kill them self is really rude. When you do that,they might actually do that. So just stop. Leave him to his own bid-ness

[@LaLordLeviathan]

hefty magic U can get arrested for telling to kill himself a**hole

[@LaLordLeviathan]

*him

[@rs_jj7078]

hefty magic I really hope karma gets you back

[@RAVEKOOKIEJAR]

That used to me

[@boatboystrackclub6528]

I use you for laughs

[@pvpsouls77]

Avery Bradley's Son your everywhere lmao

[@nonsoomezi2404]

ComplexCorgi Right He is in every genre of video

[@muhjeed8989]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[@TheDarogn]

Avery Bradley’s Son You watchin KOT4Q and swoozie too? Mate we the same

[@alexau7990]

Hi

[@leahcoruscate]

Why does it say this is unavailable on my device when my device is a computer..?

[@nossta5242]

Same on phone wtf

[@leahcoruscate]

@@nossta5242 I tried to watch another of his videos and got the same error. I hope it resolves soon.

[@nakeddonaldtrump4641]

Yo same thing happening with me, y'all devices with Android? I don't know why but this isn't letting me watch this on my phone, PC, or even my TV. KZbin doing some fuck shit.

[@fistablazin]

Same issue on Android.

[@nathannix3217]

Look at the description

[@xsheeeshx29]

I've been watching swoozie for years and I can honestly say he's still one of the best youtubers out there hands down. #swooziesqaud

[@aplacewithnoname5512]

I'm glad his content hasn't been dried up by fame like a lot of the other KZbinrs have

[@alicloverz5644]

Slim Stick what like danTDM

[@aplacewithnoname5512]

I don't know anything about danTDM, but when I made my comment I had plenty of KZbinrs in mind and Superwoman was the first.

[@cristo6214]

AHAHAHAHA DANTDM WTF RO ARE U 9 OMG BROOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@alicloverz5644]

BPB Galxy Tyler-Kun I used to watch him but he's bad now

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

Who was having a How I met your mother flashback?

[@Fortniteclips-xk7gy]

Thomas Keane me I've seen every episode of that show at least 12 times

[@eighthlegofthephantomtroup1842]

OMG, I 12 times! o.0 ahaha

[@ariannamenin5761]

Thomas Keane omg yees i thought i was the only one haha

[@Scamspam]

The Sexless Innkeeper is a theory/concept made up by the show/Barney, right?

[@lukemoonwalker8444]

Thomas Keane I'm surprised he never watched the show...

[@profilename3030]

Fast forward to nowadays and Swoozie probably regretting using Logan Paul

[@a.roberts4203]

Profile Name I was thinking that too...

[@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517]

Profile Name love your pic

[@korosensei5895]

Profile Name billllll

[@epixkid1127]

I'll bet

[@MerzHayden]

Profile Name true lol

[@z3ke408]

What do I have that Chris and Logan don't have ? -A bald head- I'm kidding

[@lillietracy8737]

😂

[@ireaper187x2]

Brooooo I said the same thing 😂😂😂

[@danellboy5757]

He's got hair, he just shaves it doesn't he?

[@quokkabearlyfe6281]

Am I the only one who pauses the video just to read those 1 second captions he puts up?

[@morganrhae3476]

no I do it to!

[@scarlettcorbett6719]

No ur not alone

[@jessiem1042]

QuokkaBearLyfe OMG I LOVE QUOKKAS HRNRHDHDJJDJWJWNSJDJHFNDBWJJQHWOEBXBHEHDHHDGEGGWVWVWDU

[@dst4537]

QuokkaBearLyfe nah I do it like all the time your not alone

[@blakemsoane2993]

No

[@PieLuver888]

Logan Paul: This video cured my color blindness

[@lelamassey7006]

MICHELLE LAM Yo same pfp dude 💕

[@joshhodge2188]

Fucking bitch

[@LPday23]

777

[@nicolascharlton8329]

I'm your 888 like u owe me money

[@lenamiledipeba3375]

EndMySuffering its not funny that he is colour blind

[@elijahmiller7700]

Dear God, thank you. Swoozie has uploaded twice in two weeks. This is a miracle.

[@elijahmiller7700]

It should happen more often.

[@trashbye3249]

yes

[@sandyeduardo1361]

Elijah Miller lol

[@Shenieta]

Loooooooool

[@armedjuice6726]

sWOOZIE: I hate it when you realize a friend is using you Me: relatable too relatable

[@breeeuglyass4790]

"NO MY TOYS, GET AWAY"

[@keshadaniel4385]

Hanna B

[@keshadaniel4385]

7

[@keshadaniel4385]

Hannah B

[@pancakeweeb5025]

TFTI

[@Zefyxon]

+1

[@digglesgiggless]

Okay but the table glowing in the back is so cool!

[@melodyhernandezlovescuphea5865]

DG_Solei same

[@amirriddle]

What is it? Does anyone know?

[@TheIanaro]

So true It's so cool!

[@pokeprime94]

Watching this in 2018, I bet he regrets using Logan as his fill in name

[@smsdamiracle]

Poke Prime eh, I doubt it

[@GamesweiveR]

Probably

[@armaansohi4829]

Poke Prime why?

[@luisl2503]

2018.. 4 years ago..

[@geoffdowling1590]

I love How I Met Your Mother

[@Christopher0601]

swoozie seems interested in sex now, which is weird bc he used to always be like "oh i'm saving myself until i'm married"

[@NerfWarHero1999]

Chris Daniel I guess he's Waring out due to all the girls hitting him up.

[@SoapMonkeeyy]

Chris Daniel I was thinking the exact same thing lmao

[@erikacarranza5187]

Chris Daniel I can't stop laughing😂😂

[@kristinaward2850]

Chris Daniel Yeah I'm confused about this too

[@tariro88]

Which is normal as he ages. I'm sure He still stands by his promise to stay abstinent

[@tda1816]

I wonder if this "Julia" girl is watching this🤔

[@sebw1847]

Giovanna Teo only during the night tho

[@zayftv2004]

Anyone else noticed the background changed it was day than now night

[@killerqueen2543]

Master MotionCore whaaaaat I JUST realized that lol

[@sil_spatafora3886]

yeah haha LA crazy so it was prolly late. and he prolly messed up a few times lmao

[@psyctrst7782]

Lmao what i didnt notice that until that

[@herwisdomcipher]

CrAzY ReDz me lol 😂

[@y1n_y4ng73]

OH GOD

[@deangelocordero2187]

Thats what i do for a living. 2:04

[@kingken7881]

🙀

[@smexyunicornpuff4049]

Same 😂

[@sundayschips]

2:04 my favorite part of this video

[@treeboy3840]

NO! MY TOYS! GET AWAY

[@isabellamorell6865]

Mine too I laughed sooo hard

[@Psycholas]

xd i was like that when i was a kid

[@Psycholas]

was afraid that he would break them or infect them with his dirty hands (idk why)

[@aaaaaaaaaa9998]

I died of laughter

[@timmyrascal2768]

Twas the night before New Year's And the weather grew mean Twas three in the morning And I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty The gas lights grew dim The horse-drawn carriages Were all but snowed in Last call was approaching And my fortunes looked bleak Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek! She had a peach-fuzz beard And weighed sixteen stone She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth I asked, "Where do you live?" And she said, "One block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of Whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky Back in her cave She prepared us a snack Neath her mighty hooves The floorboards did crack But when she returned She found a sound sleeper And thus she became The sexless innkeeper

[@MsThe1girl]

Timmy Rascal you my comrade , have devotion i hath never peered upon. Barney would be proud.

[@lancel0t608]

Bravo my good sir

[@sludgehammerz]

best comment ever

[@albertsstuffkeyboardlamber1798]

I just love this

[@carrieharvey1434]

I was hoping to find HIMYM in the comments...

[@Kameronathan]

When you're too early to a video to read comments that are actually about the video but rather they're all about being early and ironically so is this one.

[@littlebrain4482]

OMG I HATE THAT

[@Nunnehi1]

jwjwjwksjsjejej I am the jibberish man hai wound snjwkajsjwjjsjsjsjsjskwkhigirichfi

[@LazerPotato7]

I’m happy you used “Logan Paul” because my name is Logan and I look like the way he was animated

[@widCr_Kd]

Yay good for you! LuCkY!

[@NxNova0]

😎

[@astroartstm6954]

Swoozie. This needs to me an actual series. STORYS WITH SWOOZIE

[@yukkik.soldier7258]

GalacticSushi LPS ikr

[@SurplusMilk]

Imagine making out with someone and all of a sudden they roll over and say "good night" like asf if yall weren't about to pull off those clothes XDD I'd be like "bittccchhhhhh"

[@r4tzd0ll]

Last time I was this early, Phillip Hamilton was still alive

[@tobyshedd7193]

Kawaii Alpaca Artist do you mean...

[@tobyshedd7193]

Kawaii Alpaca Artist ALEXANDRR HAMILTON!

[@r4tzd0ll]

Mr. TnT Yes! I didn't think anyone would get the reference! RIP PHILLIP

[@chloeketola6378]

Hamilton heehee

[@sumaleep5932]

my fuCKING GOD YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

[@decorzel_5428]

That Innkeeper: "Virginity is cool remain pure."

[@areallifecartoon777]

I wish Jaiden animations and the odd ones out and Swoozie would make a video if you guys think the same can we get 200 likes

[@aidanking5398]

mr. Turtles 139 probably not

[@ratwoman248]

mr. Turtles 139 198 REEEEEEEEE

[@whynotbrosay]

mr. Turtles 139 he's done some with Alex Clark

[@animemovies3950]

mr. Turtles 139 nO

[@brandonjung3087]

mr. Turtles 139 get domics in there too

[@patriciatrad277]

I don't understand... how can somebody use someone like swoozie he's perfect boyfriend material... 😩💗

[@echoheadwithanxiety6934]

Not everyone thinks that. People have different types so Swoozie might not be her type.

[@patriciatrad277]

Broken Doge yeah but she doesn't have a reason to use him

[@whatassignments7433]

Maybe she doesn't have a place to live and is just house hoping, rent free

[@2702]

stfu lol..... hes playing with your minds, look through his BS and you can tell hes more difficult that most of the sassy LA bitches he imitates with that gay ass voice. :)

[@alicia-zx8lh]

Glowing Heart 😂

[@crunchipscrust]

Did I miss something? I thought he was a virgin angel I'm gonna wait till marriage kinda boy? What happened 😅

[@Andre-md1oh]

crunchips0crust have you seen his other vids?

[@BlackClawsGaming15]

He is waiting until marriage, at least that's what he told us

[@bobjackson1869]

crunchips0crust fame

[@eleos636]

He is still waiting till marriage. He still makes out and cuddles with girls tho. I think his disappointment in this story was the fact that he was being used in general.

[@RecordToDeathToBoredom]

"Sexless innkeeper" is just a title that's meant for the definition Swoozie stated. He NEVER said he was going to have at it. It's just the term that most fits his situation.

[@CatPCgaming]

"This video is unavailable on this device" Excuse me, but WTF

[@remy3499]

EXACTALY

[@oreoyin-yan8414]

SAME!!

[@rachelannesley8067]

IKR!

[@Sahil-zh2kw]

Same!

[@fyninne]

Ditto

[@lej234]

Every time you tell a story I am reminded why I subscribed. Keep 'em coming man!

[@nickia7578]

WHADDUP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😂

[@katyillenye23]

YES

[@Paige-is9go]

Hell. Yeah. 😂

[@holly6131]

Did he really just sit on that couch from day to night?

[@prestonnoneya3767]

Holly Bear, No, he probably recorded some, had something to do, came back, recorded.

[@holly6131]

The Dankest Of The Memelords hank you

[@joyce3672]

Holly Bear True first it was day then night time that's weird 😐😕

[@cynthiawolfe6706]

Holly Bear oh my gosh he did

[@Haylex98]

Absolutely no one: Swoozie: MMM

[@ineedmedsk5441]

WHY SWOOZIE IS SO AWESOME ALL THESE AIN'T LOYAL

[@bearwarner4994]

If it helps, she also picked you because she could tell you weren't a creep about sex. She felt really safe about pulling this deal on you, because you show no predatory signs, apparently.

[@marysue5621]

Anyone else think if How i Met Your Mother when they saw the title

[@marysue5621]

?

[@joelbrown1721]

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Lady first thing lmao

[@annalisexo8501]

yupppp

[@Liaatriany]

Me too 😂

[@ThatWeebyGamer]

that's the only reason I clicked on the video

[@SpiderXtra7]

This man has so much life experience that can climb the the tallest tower in the world

[@phyllis9853]

Am I the only one who thinks that every time he Says Logan Paul It is Logan Paul even though I know it is not him

[@miaheart]

Ryan Akwar nope

[@boombattler6949]

Yes

[@loohser222]

Ryan Akwar nope

[@jeaniejoseph2214]

Maybe she was homeless

[@jamal1mayers687]

Chimidley Joseph lmao yesss

[@user-cc4kq6hl4c]

Chimidley Joseph maybe not

[@chonkshake1237]

Hmm

[@cophinix6432]

she had money for Uber tho

[@squidkid4580]

Swooz, where you get that Skyward Sword Link statue? Please tell me, I want to know

[@thesmashgod5204]

Squidkid 45 BRO,I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT!!

[@ipaxphantom7896]

Hmmmm sounds a lot like that Episode from How I Met Your Mother.

[@bio_hazard7281]

IpaxPhantom I love how I met your mother

[@Rockngurl1kittyluv]

Lmaoooo where do you keep finding these girls????? XD

[@jtj1128]

Kimberly Anna hes part of the Kool Kids Klub

[@julianadelstein9310]

JTJWarrior Gamz lol wow!

[@lilsuds8278]

JTJWarrior Gamz the kkk?

[@bobago139]

JTJWarrior Gamz if ur going to be racist at least make it funny

[@jtj1128]

Jaelyn Lockhart Lmao just a joke. Why do people take everything seriously

[@dr.wolfie3006]

I love how u change the animation 😄

[@swoozie]

Glad you like it man. I'm rotating through different styles making the rounds :)

[@dogoakuna7882]

sWooZie Like it

[@quintus1553]

sWooZie vgi

[@stinklordbonk8253]

DR . WOLFIE yep same

[@halcyonz5306]

why does he have a hand cuff on his right arm????

[@JoaoGamer-mr8im]

Aliien dunno

[@younoticed3461]

Maybe he's looking for somebody to be chained to

[@thatsmolrainbowsparkleypot2280]

Aliien 😂😂😂wowwww. I thought it was a nice bracelet.

[@leovincent7417]

Its the left🙄

[@galaxylily1357]

*left and LOL!!

[@heykidswantsomegummyworms9703]

I had a dream where my boi kissed my crush and I woke up mad af at him. I saw him in tech ed and in my head was like tf y u do me like that

[@Arn01d]

Swoozie what is your job? Like, does KZbin just keep you going? Edit: Thanks for the info guys, forgot he was a professional gamer, and I had no idea about his L.A. projects

[@kelvinnana205]

Jay Arnold I remember he's got a second job too

[@Thelightalchemist64]

Jay Arnold Two things; His KZbin career, and he's a member of the Creative Artists Agency in LA

[@WhiteCharisma]

Jay Arnold his rise to fame was being a pro gamer mostly in the fighting game community. Been following for nearly 10 years now lmao.... it's awesome to see where he has gotten! If you are super OG you'll remember he met Michelle Phan the makeup guru during her rise to fame and that's how his channel exploded. They had a collab channel called "Press Start" for a while together :)

[@user-ej7we6ph3l]

Lmao do you even know how much he gets through KZbin? It's insane. He doesn't need a second job.

[@daphnehanson7959]

u know wuts freaking me out right now? the fact that 2 minutes ago my parents were downstairs watching a movie, but now, i'm a lone with my room being the only room with the light on

[@PostBoyMD]

Flare-Animations ??? Okay........?

[@Legofan1259]

Not gonna lie Im borderlined pissed that he's able to hang out with all these gorgeous girls and im here struggling to hold it together after being dumped and possibly cheated on...

[@Rationalist101]

He's popular and has things going for him financially.

[@MagillanicaLouM]

SWNerd97 well I guess the difference is that none of the girls he talks about are fully dedicated relationships. They're all flings that end up going sour somehow. Also being an internet celebrity on top of just being an overall chill dude helps reign in the super gorgeous ones. Connections and alladat.

[@AKilahVamp]

SWNerd97 lol

[@gigifreakingdies]

SWNerd97 I can't even get a handshake from a boy smh

[@Scrofrogoly]

Don't worry, I got fucked over and lost money.

[@lilrival1189]

"so hard out here for a pimp" That is something I 100% agree with

[@Jabcat-ov7ln]

You’re telling me, Alex Wassabi, The Family Friendly Guy, said “Sexless Inkeeper” Naaaaaah

[@mte5039]

Jimin’s Thighs that what I said in my head I’m like damm

[@CHloE748]

"Hey what's up guys, it's scarce here. So in today's news swoozie has been telling some dirt. You'll never guess what Logan Paul is doing with chantel!"

[@Guchinagi]

Clicked so fast that i forgot to read the title..

[@javierdiaz8817]

Guchi nagi same

[@-shaquille-9156]

Guchi nagi Guchi.........

[@lorie-zapplejuice7897]

me too

[@raquelscarborough9615]

swoozie: that one kid that ignores all their toys but studies it when someone wants it me: he's discribing me

[@boxertest]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Seems your reality is awesome and lame at the same time, it balances itself out well LOL

[@purplesquidyman382]

Dam swoozie be getting all Dem girls

[@jaylenwallace95]

Purple squidy man being a KZbin celebrity has it's benefits 😊

[@Leoo117]

jaylenwallace95, Well, not in this case. The woman actually used him and he ignored the red flags she was showing. It can happen to anyone if they aren't careful.

[@skylogan6728]

My name is Logan and I just saw Logan the movie I heard Logan a lot, now I am hearing Logan but at least I am friends with Julia Kelly and all over the snaps

[@skylogan6728]

*Friend Zone*

[@dcarterm8371]

Sky Logan You should date a girl named Logan

[@prettylittlesparkals1029]

Sky Logan My names sky!

[@vRagg.]

you should watch the king baches logan parody :D

[@curlylocz7622]

Was Logan good? Seems like a very good movie 😊

[@savabarashki3316]

You save me from depression Thank you

[@emuhlee143]

“Why come....you’re so special?!”

[@4ortKnox]

GUYS WHAT IF KZbin RED MADE SWOOZIES FTW AN ACTUAL SERIES??? COULD YOU IMAGINE THAT?😃 THAT'D BE FANTASTIC🙄

[@4ortKnox]

pls tell me if you agree with me👍

[@chanteelliott2142]

4ortKnox that would be lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@7evenb]

no cause i would have to pay for youtube

[@Hermiie]

Why would you want to pay to watch free content??

[@francodefrance5279]

4ortKnox Youd have to pay for it though

[@notxsnowie]

Song for his Outro: Ayo and Teo - Rolex (Lyrics) Welcome sWooZie.

[@pedrogonzales9170]

SnoWie thx

[@zackding3338]

dude,you just went through all kinds of things in your life.how come do i think you're happy with all the stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

[@Joshua-cl7qi]

I just realized that the girl who was using him was Alissa Violet!

[@Joshua-cl7qi]

It might be Sommerray??

[@LobsterLawyer]

Probably not Sommerrray. He would have mentioned about the booty or her dog if that was the case. That dog goes everywhere with her smh.

[@ziweili1885]

Joshua A true it is alissa bcoz she just broke up with jake paul and needs a place to stay

[@joyh.512]

Omg you're right

[@jadakith]

I don't think it's Alissa. Isn't she staying with Chantel...

[@Kenna-lj2gn]

I love his shirt! Batman and Robin for the win

[@sustelsuk]

With the title , i imaged swoozie dressed in night gown with a night cap, with old man glasses, beard and a old oil lanterns

[@comixfan22]

Swoozie is gonna be the next Dr.Phil I guarantee it

[@theo9743]

low-key I absolutely love you Swoozie, please keep up the awesome videos!

[@colinhughes1037]

Who else noticed the changing lights in the background?

[@shameonyou8499]

Colin Hughes it looks dope right

[@colinhughes1037]

It's Jasmin yeah it does

[@shameonyou8499]

Colin Hughes yep

[@freddyarnold5793]

Draug r yes its cool

[@kianhughes3462]

Everyone

[@allmightygir4865]

Swoozie bringing some new knowledge into my life fr.

[@neutrongaming7918]

1:59 got me dead

[@forthemboredpeople1797]

Neutron GamingqplQd amazing

[@matea9792]

Neutron Gaming ME TOO

[@r0tma272]

69

[@officialtaykay9571]

Bruh I knew you were gonna post this after you posting a vid on Insta/snapchat 😂😂🤘🏽

[@sukik8234]

Swoozie is the OG storytime youtuber

[@thatrando9679]

He was wondering what he has that these celebrities don't, and I figured it out He got that swoozie charm