[SFM] RWBY Deathbed Video (name pending)

[@KenAshcorp]

Translator's Note: I'm not from Michigan

[@bruh-ud4tt]

It's cool guy

[@bunnywaffles1190]

Too late to deny it now. Even if you weren't born there, the moment you take someone off life support you become one in spirit. The more you take, the stronger the Spirit of Michigan becomes. There is no stopping it, not delaying it, it is inevitable.

[@Xieryo]

@@bunnywaffles1190 Michigan is America's GLOVE.

[@anordinarypedestrian5445]

Not canon

[@apuffball5754]

As someone from Michigan, I've done that before

[@iceolate4815]

If Azure was in a room with Hitler, Bin laden, and Ruby, and his gun only had one bullet, he would use it on himself and then use his persona to murder Ruby.

[@ItsJustVirgil]

I thought he gave that power up when he lost Russian roulette to Redrios Deathred?

[@asshat8892]

@@ItsJustVirgil no that was radios persona.

[@ItsJustVirgil]

@@asshat8892 I know, but I meant more like on principle for being beaten.

[@casuallectures2655]

@@ItsJustVirgil He won though, didn't he? Guy came in with a 7 chambered revolver

[@ItsJustVirgil]

@@casuallectures2655 nah, he lost, because he didn’t shoot himself when he had the chance.

[@bradleyhicks7252]

But how will Abused and Neglected Male Reader get his revenge against Ruby now?

[@dustyfedora]

There’s still Yang.

[@johnwhite1534]

LeTs StARt ThiS PArTy OfF WiTH a yANg

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

Ruby unfortunately has plot armory so she’ll be around.

[@ReiseLukas]

@@dragon_ninja_2186 Plot Armor is weak against 4th wall breakers

[@OrionDawn15]

@@johnwhite1534 *Lets start this party with a Yang!*

[@Kosta_Rica]

is it me..or did anyone else notice how Azure got a last-minute redesign at the end when he says "you ain't from Michigan if you've never done this before"

[@manuelkfc7916]

Huh, you're right, it looks more customized, i knew there was something with that new shiny chest-plate, but how didn't i see the hole picture?

[@cillbipher2613]

That design was used in a couple videos before this one actually.

[@thelonebraincell5908]

"Azure Prime"

[@QuestionableAdviser_]

yep

[@spacetacos7574]

He did You’re going more crazy if you think you didn’t see it

[@ableno.9906]

"YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!" *throws patient and hospital bed from the 30th floor.*

[@ErikWarhammer]

Reminder: NEVER. GO. TO. "MICHIGAN"!

[@pimiento3428]

found it in case someones curious m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4baoJqrdsmGrMk

[@turtlepolnareff6737]

As a person who lives in Michigan I do that in my free time

[@Hunter-ex6ky]

Guess I'm just a boring person then(I have never done this)

[@ValcronGaming]

Shit I must have been doing it wrong. I just went into a random room, stated that I am the designated plug puller and I’m here to pull the plug…

[@MrWongWey]

Man went from loving Ruby to hating RWBY and I think I can understand.

[@shockercody999]

One sentence Vol 4-6

[@WwZa7]

We all do. We still love RWBY, we just hate seeing it go down that way. It's like seeing your best friend deteriorate, fall into bad environment, and slowly become tje person you despise, but you can't stop feeling attachment to him.

[@shockercody999]

@@WwZa7 facts

[@gunsandroses896]

@@WwZa7 accurate unfortunately.

[@hishedarthvader4340]

@@shockercody999 7-8 as well

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

This whole video is just the RWBY fandom in a nutshell. Bullying, hatred, and nothing but arguments.

[@corvus9359]

And the best thing to do is just throw it out the window.

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

@@corvus9359 Damn right.

[@icecontrol1]

So like any fandom?

[@djmars1983]

@@icecontrol1 that is not necessarily true only Rwby and Steven Universe and Steven Universe is and was one of the worst fandoms

[@djmars1983]

And the Steven Universe fandom actually bullied a fan artist into actually having a suicide attempt

[@afterpasthours7504]

Going from loving RWBY to hating it is a rite of passage for almost all its fans.

[@djmars1983]

To be honest I understand when I first got in towards Rwby back in 2015 I loved the show and the premise behind it but as soon as Donald Trump came on the scene it's slowly and surely became a hellish nightmare of people shoving more politicized bullshit

[@Xanmanbro]

@@djmars1983 what does this even mean

[@maxentirunos]

@@Xanmanbro Look at all the fucking time lost on the completely useless political election plot of V7, all just for political posturing from Rooster Teeth

[@rancorious7785]

@@maxentirunos what

[@maxentirunos]

@@rancorious7785 V7 political plot, which served no other purpose than making Watts get into the city network, which frankly shouldn't be the antagonist hacker plot, was clearly just RT posturing about the Trump vs Clinton. Else it would just be absolutely empty filling up of an half of the season that go nowhere and give nothing to the plot overall. Anf frankly when you get your fantasy setting about fighting monsters lost half a season at being political by actually not even going into metaphor but having a freaking political plot, it's absolutely asinine.

[@averageyoutubeenjoyer9000]

He shooted her so damn fast , even the bullet impact made the blood slow down coming from her forehead...

[@christianjericho7948]

It Litteraly Frozen In the mid air

[@civicrider5556]

@@christianjericho7948 and also shaped like a full bloomed rose

[@JordanAdventure1]

No hesitation. Not. Even OnCe

[@darkninja2992]

I'm pretty sure that's just a bloody tissue stuffed in the bullet hole

[@Lemuel928]

Until she was transported back to Nintendo Switch as a Grimm Eclipse Definite Edition download..She felt home there with her old crew.

[@corvus9359]

Ruby getting thrown out the window almost as hard as the writing of RWBY.

[@_zhn_]

Oof

[@AdventClover]

For some odd reason, I just seem to enjoy Ruby being toss out the window and continue to replay it over and over.

[@sonicfighter64]

Watching rwby does that to ya

[@0verloud350]

From Michigan, can confirm this happens

[@Eatmydbzballs]

From Michigan, can confirm.

[@ReiseLukas]

I'm from across the pond, where they make the cheese

[@beelze8830]

Azure dropped RWBY faster and harder than R.T did with its writing staff's quality. 🤦‍♂️

[@garytaylor8193]

Saw the bullshit immediately and wanted no part in it lol

[@marinescu0511]

It's okay I'm just waiting for more insanity, with the slight hope of more Christian doom guy

[@RuneKatashima]

More Jeanne wearing a sweater gang

[@marinescu0511]

@@RuneKatashima not bad either

[@avroarchitect1793]

@@RuneKatashima Jeanne gently swinging back and forth playing a guitar gang here

[@spacetacos7574]

And Jeanne and artoria With little bro chief

[@hannana.4319]

We NEED more Jeanne and Doom guy shenanigans

[@TheKazuma410P]

2:18 Man I never expected Azure to be in an ArcSys game.

[@porsvasse]

EARTH IS BROKEN SEND THE INVOICE TO GOD FIRST SHOWDOWN GO APESHIT

[@babarshah6479]

Would love to see Azure in an Arc Systems game.

[@darthkai3621]

And on that day, Azure saved thousands of lives

[@palpha0181]

The "You ain't from Michigan if you haven't done this before!" Is there a Commercial for some Ruby model to bully or to use as a training dummy based on the "Fuck you Baltimore" advertisement?

[@deadface4875]

It's a meme where 2 stick figures are standing in a hospital with a comatose stick patient with the first standing stick figure questioning "why am I in a hospital?" And the second standing stick figure saying "You ain't from Michigan unless you've done this before" who then unplugs the life support of the comatose stick patient.

[@palpha0181]

@@deadface4875 now that's amazing

[@BobbinRobbin777]

@@deadface4875 it is the best joke ever.

[@daiekimashin]

Need persona battle when Azure fight against his rwby counterpart.

[@aswirlything5838]

Or Russian roulette with P3 mc

[@daiekimashin]

@@aswirlything5838 I mean P4 style fight, since you fighting with your own self

[@aswirlything5838]

@@daiekimashin I'd pay to watch that

[@spacetacos7574]

A certain MALE READER

[@aswirlything5838]

@@spacetacos7574 is this reader tortured and forgotten?

[@Comrade_Brewski]

Ok bet, even better content than usual is on the way

[@70thalternativeaccount63]

Well, this aged well.

[@djmars1983]

Agreed Karma came for Rooster Teeth

[@RealityBoy101]

I am requesting a sound clip when Azure throws Ruby out of a window yelling "YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!" because that was one of the few times I can say someone voiced their part perfectly.

[@Perdix64]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJDCnXWNqryJi5o Have this clip.

[@renderfailed2789]

Azure Proves His Michigan Lineage: Part 2

[@lopertyl6534]

“Someone else with experience in violent homicide” Says the super soldier whose sole purpose is to kill aliens while not being a racist, and to put down insurgents while not being oppressive

[@IvanOrdinary]

Connecting the lore while bullying Ruby, a win win for me

[@EtNoika]

Alright, we all know why we're here.

[@thefloofartist1908]

Based and Mirabeau-pilled Thank you for reminding me I need to draw you fanart

[@stormhawkdude]

Hello fellow FBRT

[@voidgod8300]

A sad comedic falling out between the main character and a franchise.

[@AltTabbackspace]

I hope Abused and Neglected Male Reader is part of the lore. I really like him. He seems to be a PREEEETTY chill dude.

[@Gloomdrake]

The lack of a lung makes him sound like a chain-smoker, though

[@1MaxVader1]

He was in the most recent upload.

[@Nightmare77110]

You know it’s sad when this channel used Ruby better as a character than the show after Volume 3 did

[@civicrider5556]

agreed 😂

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

It’s more than sad. It’s just disappointing.

[@ThisDangOriginalDude1944]

Yeah

[@tr973x]

Yep a lot better 😑😏

[@darkninja2992]

Is it really that bad? I dropped rwby after pyrrha's death so i have no clue how things have progressed?

[@pixel5646]

This aged like a fine wine.

[@eepyVolkan]

Bullying ruby: Yes Lack of Content: *N O*

[@jetaboysplayz1332]

Well, this aged like a fine wine…

[@Aithalothes]

"If you ask me, we need another Vietnam." -Sir Sean Connery

[@djmars1983]

You just may get that wish Sir Sean Connery

[@djmars1983]

Update he got his wish but it's in fucking Ukraine and soon enough every fucking Where else

[@Snakedude4life]

Rip RWBY It’s too bad you only got three seasons, And no more, ever. 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

Anything else after that was fanfiction. Can’t change my mind.

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

Yep. Only 3 seasons

[@beetheimmortal]

This is correct. Too bad the creator died before he got to finish it, and they never continued it. Thank fuck.

[@kiyomihattori6460]

"Eeeeeveeeerrr..." -Chibi Nora

[@BlackSabbath628]

@@dragon_ninja_2186 It does feel like fanfiction, yes.

[@shyangel1338]

I am so sad that Sleepwalker has retconned the Michigan bit of this video

[@M0D776]

I'd be sad if this one got delisted or deleted, but it wasn't, so LET'S FUCKING *GOOOOO* Plus Sleepwalker was amazing

[@binglee8000]

I don’t understand

[@fissilepear7805]

The Spartan who watched in terror as Ruby breach and cleared a house with a shotgun is still there when she needed him most: truly beautiful

[@valrend7374]

That’s the happiest I’ve seen Azure in years I think.

[@agenda3854]

Finally people are giving Scrungo some attention

[@nezuko4014]

When the world needed him them the most *They came back stronger than ever*

[@bunnywaffles1190]

Truly a masterpiece of storytelling.

[@Blackout1945]

I have a complaint. You didn’t bully Rub Rub hard enough.

[@GoldPrince2468]

Like #70.

[@Phantom-el6oe]

"You gonna live when you fix the damn door!"

[@gelacticcamper7942]

"you an't from Michigan if you've never done this before" or Florida

[@aname848]

I for one am glad Azure risked so much to protect Freddy Freaker from the Ruby menace

[@Quickdrawingartist]

Same here.

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

It's always good to see traditional Michigan customs

[@andrewmikula1817]

So…why does he hate Ruby again? Is it just the shitty direction the show’s writing took, or..?

[@arlisbloxer05]

probably

[@JoshtheOverlander]

I believe that's the case. A lot of people feel similarly about Ruby after V7 and 8.

[@dragon_ninja_2186]

Again? I think he’s always hated her. Yeah he started out liking her but then just nonstop bullying.

[@LockeLynx]

The man's allowed to Express his opinion.

[@andrewmikula1817]

@@LockeLynx I don’t recall saying he wasn’t. I just wanted to know if there was a specific reason he held the character with such disdain.

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Godly Animation So Adorable I Loved The Part where The Cute Ragdoll Did Really Smooth Flips as She Cascaded down to Earth *Thank God It Wasn’t just a Reupload*

[@toasterkolin9951]

"We need another Vietnam." _Dont worry, we've already had another one, it was called _*_Afghanistan._*

[@djmars1983]

And soon enough it will be in Ukraine once they start drafting people

[@ItsShotoTodoroki]

"You Ain't from Michigan, if you've never done this before" Me: "Well that's my problem. I'm not even from Michigan"

[@PhantorumPrime117]

Im from Florida

[@D4rtCt]

I'm from Hell :)

[@manuelkfc7916]

This video made me remember that one line i heard somewhere saying "RWBY´s not a show, but a template for fanfiction", knowing how the show really sucks by now since ever and watching Azure throwing Ruby out of a window while in coma really makes me feel happy for some reason lol.

[@13cowsonagrasshill93]

That is the best way of putting it. I enjoy the fan creations more than the actual show.

[@djmars1983]

@@13cowsonagrasshill93 bingo

[@thesleepershark4265]

"Lore" meaning animating a gmod dark rp server session

[@dwighttanielu7000]

Basically

[@xiodtensei4149]

2:18 the best line I have heard of in a long while. I'm glad that I have been on youtube as long as I have, because now I get to share and have fun with everyone else with memes. And yes I'm using this time stamp on repeat.

[@inkora8491]

the Khonjin house style editing of the flat characters is so good.

[@punchitindaface2278]

I love that phrase at the end. Fucking hilarious!

[@anhilliator1]

The fact that the _actual_ Ken Ashcorp is the voice of Azure is insane.

[@mr.monolith3287]

"You ain't from Mitchegen if you have never done this before" proccedes to throw Ruby out the window

[@LordryuRevived]

Rooster Teeth on its deathbed fr now

[@maxwellpeter5955]

Fuck them anyway

[@mediocremason]

Well, THIS MAKES SOMEWHAT MORE SENSE?

[@huntultimoz9161]

Imagine walking down the street and suddenly have a hospital bed and a girl in red fall on you... Really like this video.

[@joeyurgino7775]

I live in Michigan and I drive by two hospitals to get to school… I can say this happens a lot

[@larsthedude1984]

HDTF reference Dr. Morgan Freeman Sean Connery Breen “Fuck you flip flops” Perfection

[@David19950109]

WELL NOW, this divorce is going to be a lot more STRESSFUL than I thought it would be.

[@1MaxVader1]

Crazy how this is part of the lore.

[@N01inparticular]

i feel like i'm watching a bunch of inside jokes

[@kaseyclements1775]

I understand ruby but Freddy freaked too?? He just got his life around with oney and now he’s ded. I Cri

[@chance713]

I don't remember at what point Azur started bullying Rub-Rub, but it is fricken hilarious.

[@ryansinbela6396]

I need to hear that full argument from those dogs

[@thelonebraincell5908]

✨OH, A LORE THING✨I HOPE IT HAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ABUSED AND NEGLECTED MALE READER, I CANT WAIT.

[@keiyoshi5232]

I love the two dogs arguing, beautiful.

[@Foreign0817]

*RWBY Volume 69: Return to Ringo Veda.*

[@lobo4462]

*Abused And Neglected Male Reader witness’s Azure Shoot Ruby* AANMR:…..Nice…

[@RealNikoPlush]

Morgan Freeman in the HEV suit is the most cursed thing I saw

[@cyberstorm2191]

Ngl I was interested in the argument in the background

[@DaJackCracker]

Azure got revenge for all the innocent Atlas civilians and soldiers Ruby murdered.

[@ReiseLukas]

Didn't see that but heard about it. Like wtf Ruby?! Ruby was my favorite and RT trashed her after not giving her any development for years

[@DaJackCracker]

@@ReiseLukas Well you see, Salem was dead and taking her sweet time to regenerate, all of the Grimm were dead, Ironwood was in prison after threatening to bomb Mantle for no reason, Penny was back to normal and had the Maiden Powers, and they had a staff that could create literally any thing they can think of. So clearly they had to drop Atlas on top of Mantle while conducting a mass evacuation that excluded the entire Atlas military and huntsman academy without actually finding any way to organize the evacuation to go quickly or safely to ensure that the few thousand people who managed to get out before Atlas hit the ground like a city-sized meteor would be ejected directly onto the hottest, resource-starved, Atlas-hating continent on the planet.

[@djmars1983]

@@DaJackCracker this is exactly why I can't stand about modren Rwby as a whole

[@djmars1983]

They wasted all that potential on a pseudo orange man bad storyline and then they had to put that much RenNora tension for drama and then they had to make Ironwood the bad guy and now RenNora is up in the air. Sometimes I really wonder about the direction of Rwby

[@penguinwafflemchubbly]

I used to have a childhood crush on any Red Riding Hood character. If your scarf, hoodie, or actual hooded cloak was red, you were instantly my waifu. Ruby Rose came and then destroyed this in Volume 4. These videos are very therapeutic. I liked that particular fetish.

[@KainSpada09]

I had a crush on Yang but due to how her character was butchered in volume 4 and later on, I got over my crush because of how boring Yang's character has become

[@ZarloSkald]

I loved the collection of characters in this video!

[@Agent_Anderson]

I am from Michigan, and I have too thrown hospital patients out of a window

[@conkageious]

I recognise that haunting synth in the intro anywhere, God I love hyperlight drifter.

[@QuartzRoolz]

I... really want just the "you aint from michigan" line isolated on its own. for... scientific purposes.

[@Issengan]

Took me forever to understand thar morgan freeman was wearing the gordon freeman armor And thus kindly rose scatters, alright. She scattered partly over here, partly over there, and partly WAAAAAY over there staining the wall

[@craftyearthythe2nd]

Quality before quantity.

[@grapplergoddess2039]

Azure really went to get a new outfit/to customize his outfit just to bully Ruby in something fresh.

[@JoshtheOverlander]

Ruby's life support is Volumes 9 and 10, Azure just threw it out the window along with her XD

[@djmars1983]

This sadly

[@yuku6921]

i assumed ruby died from azure's sick dance moves

[@Ray_Moses]

I wish i was from michigan so i could yell "YOU AIN'T FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE"

[@netapel2625]

I can't believe Freddy Freaker did that.

[@alexrecrem9094]

I was having a bad day until "you ain't from Michigan until you've done this before!"

[@fanficAddict404]

i hope we get more Jeanna and DoomGuy

[@animatorbrian_notyet]

I love the humor this has, gives me Devil Artemis vibes and I mean that in the best way

[@ragnar40kblackmain]

Interesting... Im from downriver and ive never tossed a girl in a hospital bed out of a 12th story window before.

[@kayasky7712]

No bully it harder, faster stronger it’s hilarious

[@kon8640]

Holy predicted

[@Missing-Ace]

Here’s an idea for the title “the raggedy tragedy 2 electric boogaloo”

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

I did NOT expect Ken Ashcorp. I dont know how much you payed him or how much convincing it took but I assure you, it was worth it.

[@unidentified2026]

Love the hyper light drifter transitions.

[@ReneandKnuckles]

Damn that's exactly like me but it's with Kingdom Hearts lmao. Nomura owes me MvC4.

[@leonlegend]

How relevant this is now.

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

And don't blame the series, blame the creators AFTER *VOLUME 3*

[@djmars1983]

Well not necessarily after volume 3 try sometime around volumes 6 7 and 8 mostly 6

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

@@djmars1983 you sure?

[@djmars1983]

@@jehoiakimelidoronila5450 oh I'm sure I want to say volume four was a little bit of an experiment to see how they can go without Monty especially after the disaster that was Shane's letter that literally rocked the company at its core shit really didn't start hitting the fan until the midterms and the whole kickvic vs stand with Vic issue the pandemic was only an accelerant

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

@@djmars1983 wait-what...? Shane there sent a letter ✉️? What's in it that shook the whole thing?

[@Danb-fk5iw]

_You ain't from Michigan if you've never done this before..._ *First Showdown* *LET'S GET THIS MONEY!*