[SFM] The End of TF2

Happy 10th Anniversary, Team Fortress 2! Hopefully Valve will accept this as part of the canon.
SONG:
Lacrimosa Dominae

[@UnintelligibleYT]

I think I understand the message. The part with the (aged?) Medic is about how the gameplay is always the same since the beginning, making people quit because of boredom. The part with the cow refers to "Milking", a term used to discribe the way videogame companies exploit a project until it's completely dry. The part where the demomen yell at broken computers refers to the shitty servers. The rest is about how the community is torn apart by stupid shit (My Little Pony, various tastes) Bonus points to "Boooooooobs", which is a very common pratique in all kinds of medias to add feminine attributes just for the sake of having some and making dem extra clicks. The end is how, according to anonymous sources (which I refuse to believe) Overwatch unthroned TF2 and killed it with a bomb of stolen ideas. Note that the bomb is taken from TF2 but held by that "booooooooooooobs" character from Underwatch. Murder method : theft and murder.

[@scaryshit24]

seems legit.

[@CardboardOdyssey]

shut up

[@Frautcres]

I may have to disagree with milking, because there was never an incentive to chip in the game, funnily enough people claim the game is being milked when in reality it's just taking its toll though time. The servers are hosted by valve free of charge for vanilla gameplay, otherwise people can host custom gamemodes which offer variety from the game, which even then is a third party if you're buying a server service.

[@Ranzord95]

the milking probably refers to how 90% of what they have added for the last years is cosmethics and no weapons, meaning the game itself remains almost the same while they keep adding stuff with no real impact that still gets them money Edit: I don't get the "booooobs character" though, bait that abuses on sexualization of women doesn't imply that a woman as a poster character has to be bait

[@Ranzord95]

I assume the aspect ratio is part of the reference to the stale gameplay Machiavellian engineer and angry as shit sniper talking with uninteligible screams probably represent shitty players that either force strats on the whole team or just fling hate at the enemies and their families as they yell through (voice) chat, probably in languages most of the server won't understand. Similar case is spy pretending to be soldier. The part with scout and pyro heads on TV as famous singers could represent how these two classes keep getting unnecessary buffs and weapons as if they were the favourited ones, when many consider them already overpowered The pointless cosmethics changing probably represent the irresponsible way they have been added, ignoring the art style and looking like a clown turning into the pinacle of premium content Gaben going as if "uhhh, sorry ummh..." and turning his face away representing how valve has almost abandoned TF2 and doesn't want to take responsibilities, like reviving the game with new content, making tf3, or just openly talking to the playerbase about how things are so they know what to expect In the end everything is going down the shitter and suddenly tracer casually appears to drop a bomb, that bomb being the overwatch game. TF2 made it easy for many of their players to just get tired and go for OW as the alternative with new content, so tracer is pretty chill about it as she knows OW will easily inherit TF2's place.

[@StickMaster500]

This is what happens when you boot up TF2 for its 100th Birthday in 2107

[@dapperbones6238]

StickMaster500 okay, who put cocaine in my sandvich again?

[@rickitysplitz7035]

I think the one that tainted it was Lord Gaben

[@apersonontheinternet8354]

Hey to those reading this in 2107 if KZbin is still a thing, or if this is buried in future forums lol

[@xangelxal4855]

StickMaster500 the new spookwagen

[@jozinek876]

StickMaster500 it's TF2's 10th Birthday, but yes, who knows what darkness and despair lays within the future of TF2....

[@StarDustTF2]

I knew someone Stole my cocaine

[@StarDustTF2]

Coco

[@thesnivyproductions119]

dont you mean Cocainum

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

ok, this comment killed me

[@StarDustTF2]

Nickspencer Fishing rod :D noice

[@thevelocipastor1721]

King The Son WAIT A SEC IS THIS THAT COCAINE WHAT I SELLED YOU?

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

When I was a small cocaine I snorted child

[@TheIndogamer]

Small snorted a when child was cocaine I I

[@pyrrehraus6571]

When I was a small cocaine child I snorted

[@axelmoor3177]

When I cocaine child snorted was a I

[@StarDustTF2]

Nice

[@aconcerneduser4950]

When cocaine was I child snorted I.

[@MrModez]

Wow, that's some Raxxo level of art. Truly amazing.

[@AntonioO1996]

MrModez Pineapple sup

[@xevieunderscore]

but the animation isnt raxxo level.

[@GlungustheGlung]

I think my sleep depraviation is getting to me.

[@julianjackson9736]

I AM NOT ALONE :D

[@loafbread529]

I feel ya bruh

[@rafaugarte2274]

its true

[@TimSlee1]

Same. The headache isn't helping.

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

I think my sleep paralysis demons have escaped the dreamscape.

[@-TPLT]

There's something wonderful in the delivery of the SFM. But I love the idea that a team of Demos work in-charge of sophisticated machinery.

[@SpunkyDunk]

I was gonna include the words "Meanwhile in Congress" at that part but if Soldier-Spy was in two places at once that wouldn't make much sense. You know, like the rest of the SFM.

[@anistrashcan8536]

Medic-copter

[@mijeltv]

I AM GOING TO MURDER SO MANY (Idk what the medic says)

[@buglover6953]

mijelteve kawaii

[@anistrashcan8536]

mijelteve ryoryoyroyroyoryoryoryryyryryryryr

[@mijeltv]

Thanks

[@tomithino456]

Im going to murder so many ROBOVOSKCKSKCKWIXKSKCKWKCKSKXKSKCKWKCOSPCOWPCOCOSOCOWOCKEKFOSOCKFKCKEKFKWPWPFK KAKC

[@SpunkyDunk]

It's meant to be an allegory in some way. What does it really mean? Do veterans truly see the light more than inexperienced ones? Does vengeance play a remedy in existentialism? As life treads on, does the quality of it persevere or does our perception of it merely alter? Pootis pootis painis? I'll let viewers decide for themselves. And no drugs were involved, lol

[@vadim_65rus]

Spunky Animations I guess it's pootis pootis painis

[@Beezwax99GB]

Ur just fucking weird really

[@SpunkyDunk]

Well why would I want to be normal? How boring would that be?

[@Beezwax99GB]

Touche. You have a good mind.

[@SpunkyDunk]

haha thanks :)

[@borediideath6526]

Each day, this video becomes more and more relevant to TF2

[@KrabKing48]

>Overwatch will die before tf2 does.

[@octoroidd]

yologuy929 TM don't count on that, valve ignored the 10th anniversary completely and the promised pyro update isn't out yet and probably won't even be

[@octoroidd]

like fuck, they didn't even activate party mode for the anniversary and there's no effort in doing that

[@Rhike]

Octoroid anniversaries are pretty shit overall

[@Ranzord95]

yea nice bait, but honestly, if we can't call TF2 dead yet, all is left to wait for is official servers shutting down. No new weapons, not many new cosmethics, pyro update being delayed, 10th anniversary ignored, fanbase has been migrating to other games, and many gmod/sfm authors have disappeared or try to spread outside of tf2.

[@DimentiosLoyalest]

Overwatch should have never been alive to begin with. Half the game is stolen straight from TF2 and it's blatantly obvious no thought was put into the actual design of the game at all. I've never seen a more poorly balanced game. The only reason it wasn't forgotten three days after release is Blizzards fanbase of braindead morons, which explains why you'll never find someone with actual intelligence playing it.

[@MrAuthor3DS]

*Medic:* {engulfed in unusual auras} TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! {huff} What a curious - *Everyone else:* MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC! *Medic:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! Nein! No! Nixta! Nein! {variations of NO mix incomprehensibly} NOOOOO!!! *Spy:* {snorts in time to the tune} *Medic:* Ahhh...I am going to murder SO MANY RORRORRORRORRORROR {takes on a Medicopter form and flies to the light} *Spy:* I am Soldier. Don't feel bad - you did a fine job tossing your little THEESIS around. You are all incompetent cows! *Heavy-Cow:* MOOO! *Spy:* Balls. *Engineer:* {calls on boot-phone and yells gibberish:} (All is according to plan.) *Sniper:* {also yells gibberish:} (I want his wife and children DEAD!!!) *Soldier:* That was an amazing killings - by the other TAAAAAEEEEEAM! *Sandvich:* ... *Demoman employees:* {fool around like a bunch of drunk morons} *Spy:* ...Did you forget about video games? *Soldier:* No. *Spy & Soldier:* {playing the game} *Scout:* Rock 'n roll! Rock 'n roll! *Pyro:* {something} *Spy & Soldier:* {GLARE} *Scout:* C'mon c'mon~ C'mon c'mon c'mo-ooon~ *Pyro:* I GOTTA FEVER OF A HUNDRE-E-ED EI-I-IGHT!! *Spy & Soldier:* {FLIP CROTCH} *Scout:* THIS IS L-LOOOOOVE!! *Pyro:* {vocalizing} *Grave:* {church bell ding} *Scout:* {16-bit shit} *Heavy:* {16-bit voice} Nice shit! *Soldier:* {distorted} JUST BECAUSE YOU WON DOES NOT MAKE YOU A WINNER. *Spy:* {waggles eyebrows} *Engineer:* {breaks in from magic door frame} AIIIYYYEEEEEEEE!!! *Heavy-Cows:* {rebellious} MOOOO!!! *Gaben:* Uhhh...I watch My Little Pony. *Spy & Soldier:* {laughs at Gabe's aside comment and get pounced by Engineer} *All-out battle:* {RAGING} *Gaben:* {carefully places banana peels} *Medic:* HEEEEELP MEEEEE!! {laughs madly while flying over} *Sniper:* {jumps in with little blades} HYAAAAAAAH!! *Sandvich:* {has chainsaw, make some noise} *Demoman:* {is now woman for some reason} BOOOOOOOOBS!! *Blue light:* {shines on the surprised warring TF2 homies} *Tracer:* {standing by with big bomb fist and huge grin} Hi. ...I tried.

[@pebl7735]

*Throwing your little POOSIES around.

[@spartanmkvi3826]

*Fuze from rainbow six siege* (pointing a pistol at tracer): Surprise motherfucker! (Tracer died by headshot from fuze's pistol) *Medic* : WTF *Engineer* : what the?! *Fuze* : Bye (Fuze had disappeared and the rest of the tf2 community was standing still, no reaction at all)

[@Mirage_Victoria]

impressive

[@GP329]

@spartan and bananaboywhateveryourweirdusernameis world, when did these happen in the video? i can't seem to find them.... (sarcasm failed, i guess...?)

[@tf_pilot191]

MrAuthor3DS Still looks petty good.

[@TheChronomancer]

Is it a bad sign that I was mostly able to follow the plot??

[@Corium1]

Happy 10th B-day tf2..

[@leonardwimbelton8920]

Yup, just 6 days later... But happy birthday TF2...

[@badusername723]

This is cannon now

[@samcolvett6752]

A cannon, you say? *DONK! X2*

[@NotBigSurprise]

Sam Colvett Oh, I get it! Because the Double Donk makes a drum sound! Have a like.

[@GP329]

cannon?! CANNON?! *IMPOSSIBLE!* we shot *OUT* of cannons! *load it! LOAD IT!*

[@lustantinoanimations5699]

That's a Bad Username.

[@GGolden2500]

0:45 Spy: "You are all incompetent cows" Cow: **MOO**

[@pacificgrim4661]

This is second to the insanity of Raxxo

[@iguess4512]

Overwatch did not kill TF2, Valve killed TF2.

[@guilhermecipriano3184]

chaise villers best person ever,have my respect

[@guilhermecipriano3184]

Senor Penguins TF2 IN THE FRONT PAGE OF GOOGLE?

[@GP329]

i thought the fanbase killed tf2.... much like the fanbase killed everything else (?)

[@crabcakes5346]

its not dead, its far from it, the fans are keeping the game alive

[@austinmartinez8541]

It all went downhill soon after the update that introduced competitive ranking and with it taking longer to get into games and I've heard a lot of people back then said they would play cause if was quick to load and get into but afterwards they stopped cause it took too long. And I don't like how the maps keep constantly changing when all I wanna do is stay on the same map. I haven't played for a few years but would love to come back if those things get solved. Then after all that about 5 months after Overwatch came into the picture and at the time that was almost the nail in the coffin.

[@aleksasimovic2985]

This is my favorite video on the whole site. I simply love the absurdity, the use of classical music, the aspect ratio. High art.

[@electromaniac9723]

I remember earing that in a song 1:09 can you link me where did you get that sound?

[@null6292]

"Only Muselk, one of the wisest masters of TF2, could save it, but the when the world needed him most, he vanished..."

[@luunhat2721]

D. Bahamut he didn't even upload anything on tf2 10th years anniversary, can you believe this ?

[@Proton23757]

muselk is just doing ow because it gets him more views.

[@null6292]

Rumor says that he will start playing it again once the Pyro update is out...

[@luunhat2721]

D. Bahamut I hope so

[@theyehebi5364]

Fuckingoverwatchitsthatgame Thankstooverwatchouronetf2youtubeisgone Hopeoverwatchdied ;-;

[@tubbyhill2419]

I need that upside-down beard as an actual hat, it's a genius idea for a goofy cosmetic

[@sotheofdaein]

Tf2's not dead, I just started playing it last year

[@6sinegohwan336]

Its 2019 and tf2 is still better than overwatch

[@TheFoolishSamurai]

...Yeah, pretty accurate.

[@Sentro-zz]

I'm sharing this with EVERYONE.

[@Aflay1]

Years of earrape and insanity Ended by a time traveling lesbian.

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

Aflay this sound funny to read, but it is actually true

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Nickspencer Fishing rod :D and funny

[@cking4869]

I imagine this is what He’ll is like. Just physically unable to concentrate on what’s happening in front of you and getting all of your senses bombarded

[@thesnivyproductions119]

This is better than the new Star Wars trailer also tracer is gaben

[@gaming27110]

After nine years of development hopefully it would have been worth the wait 👌🏻

[@eloriamedic]

6 days after this video about the end they announced a brand new animated short about the incoming update XD

[@Marcity0]

I watched this while I was high and I felt like I learned something

[@ejm1225]

Well, this didn't age well, maybe. Yep, this definitely didn't age well.

[@Akirathedon92]

Overwatch will never replace tf2s legacy

[@diegodankquixote-wry3242]

Lol

[@The_Troid]

Looking at this it's very weird how tf2 has become a Inmortal game

[@Virginity_Thief]

It’s really coming to a bitter end now

[@KitKat-fz6dk]

SOMEBODY FINALLY USED DEMOMAN'S "BOO" TO MAKE HIM SAY "BOOBS". I CAN DIE HAPPILY NOW.

[@dio6271]

This is about the shit I expect when it takes me 50 years to download all the stuff needed to join a community server

[@AvitalShtap]

I CANT GET OVER THE CROTCH ZOOM AT 1:19 LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@HellishSpoon]

Trust me It all make sense if you add context.

[@ScruffySFM]

1:02 Valve right now

[@thewizard2390]

It took me so long to find this

[@themistakeisintentional-dn5df]

Until we get the final comic, this is how TF2 canonically ends.

[@squidwardtentacles1587]

0:38 medicopter get it?! :D

[@TWgames2020]

What happen here!? TF2 Community in nutshell

[@mamamurphy3860]

I just love the part where engine screams "yipiekiapiekjo" into his boot and the heavy cows fight scene 😂

[@luckynumber1015]

The Medicopter has returned

[@johnny-ms4fm]

Took me a while to realize that the engineer was actually speaking to his foot.....

[@GoldenGrenadier]

Someone with the right hacking skills should find a way to put this on live television in the event that the pyro update accidentally gets deleted.

[@BurgerFred1]

This is like watching one of those vsauce videos about the heat death of the universe.

[@Hamburger8079]

This feels like one of those “what did I eat last night?” dreams.

[@BreadMan434]

So this is what happens when you look up in TF2...

[@Belicure]

This feels like a trailer for something

[@Makaibros]

this must be how the tf2 community feels whenever there hasn't been an update for 7 years

[@bonjoviwankenobi8533]

I want the image of the hoovy cow with guns inscribed onto my tombstone

[@GP329]

Some Commenter Guy and i want that medicopter. please someone make these as a gift!

[@jackkseptictank]

I imagine this to be a treesicle video "TF2 the secret we never knew"

[@Yougotcaged102]

I'm almost certain of you try to understand 80% of what's going on you will have a stroke

[@lustantinoanimations5699]

0:46 I recognize my cow Bessy anywhere!

[@majorhavoc5490]

Picture it, you spawn in, half your team is in a conga line, one guy in the corner is spamming trade requests to random people in the server, one badass wearing nothing but unusuals and full austrailium weapons is beating the ever-loving shit out of the other team, two people raging in chat, and you and one other person are both standing back and watching the madness. That’s Tf2 summed up perfectly.

[@SteamTrainTy]

*TF2 is still awesome and alive!*

[@chikinnungetsucks1801]

10 years of the tf2 community has ended up to this.

[@hervinamuco5010]

*BUT THEN THE JUNGLE UPDATE PLUS BLUE MOON UPDATE* EPIC

[@terner1234]

and now came the heavy update

[@AL-qe5bz]

Wow you made a gmod animation without gmod!

[@TomokoHimeko]

this is beautiful....

[@hitodemonrus2096]

Coming back 2 years later......

[@AUWRECKU]

*THE NEW TF2XOVERWATCH UPDATE LOOKING GOOD* *HEAVY UPDATE WHEN?*

[@marioguy1225]

Tf2 humor will never die

[@Poyostar]

Well, there goes my ability to coherently think...

[@NTMonsty]

*"Just because you won doesn't make you a winner!"*

[@sir.paulord901]

>Uploads video the end of tf2 >One week later new tf2 uptade is released >**insert hello darkness my old friend**

[@AE-dh6zj]

Could we get some more of the clinically depressed classes?

[@cksupreme]

Look at Gaben at 1:35... *YOU SLIP AND SLIDE ON THIS BANANA PEEL!*

[@grassnothing1631]

Well, there's a end now.

[@BonziBUDDY]

Spunky strikes again

[@tnolentin]

wait you again

[@MrEvilkeith]

playing Team Fortress when you're on drugs this is how it looks like

[@UTNerd24]

_Stor when he finally realized what he was doing with his life

[@sir.paulord901]

"The end of tf2" I have seen this phrase a shit ton of times since mym, how many times can a game end?

[@Kim-xu2kv]

The 4th impact..

[@happyrogue9409]

today is 2019 overwatch is dying

[@uprising6083]

Everyone:MEDIC Medic:IM SICK OF THIS

[@RujiTheRockBoi]

Why is the video in square and not not hd full rectangle screen

[@magicpanther6128]

How many hallucinogenics do I need to recreate this

[@noodle6552]

What have you been taking.

[@Coolerdude-zy6iw]

Medic's brain when going through Healirious

[@grapelad5461]

Remember kids, always remember to eat your school, stay in drugs, and don't do vegetables.

[@flarek9686]

Dont do drugs, kids. EDIT : also the category is "funny"

[@EctoSupreme]

What kind of drugs am I on this time?

[@vixoxoaltf5188]

So this is what happen before The end of the line

[@SilurFilur]

I want at least one of those heavy cows as a pet. They're cute somehow.

[@RealityRogue]

This is deeply philosophical

[@Engipeer]

Are you okay? We're worried.

[@ejm1225]

Did Raxxo offer you drugs while making this?

[@turingsghost]

This is what happens when you cease development of a game without telling anyone.

[@hadengoforth5146]

I can see why this is the end......

[@goldenstrawb]

0.2 seconds in and i'm already aware i'm in for a good time.

[@AB-bg7os]

Then: this Now: Tf2 is good again stop bitching Except the creator. You did a good job mate keep up the good work

[@Banjo3440]

Spunky went full Raxxo.

[@rezbonezhatesgames7490]

You sgould do "meet the clinically depressed scout"

[@blokeyos4733]

*WOW ISNT THIS NICE* *I GET AN OVERWATCH AD FOR THIS VIDEO AND THIS VIDEO ONLY*

[@jetzeron]

I hope TF2 lives on and more people take an interest in making it better. TF3 anyone?