Sh*t Med Students Say

The University of Ottawa Class of 2015 presents "Shit Med Students Say"
Premiered at MedShow2012
Written andDirected by: Rita Hafizi & Chloé Corbeil
Filmed by: Jonathan Keow
Post-film production by: Cory Ozimok

[@GrEaTvIdGirL]

The accuracy is strong with this one... You're always going to think you're gonna fail the exam until you see you didn't and then you're free to start stressing about the next one lol

[@joannarodriguez474]

You're a Med student?

[@joannarodriguez474]

You're a Med student?

[@GrEaTvIdGirL]

Joanna Rodriguez Yes (:

[@yixiuzhou4520]

Can't agree more!

[@lostotter1956]

How did y’all cope? That sounds awful

[@jennyr.1525]

hahahaaaa! I'm totally the guy with the oversized backpack accidentally knocking shit over

[@DNM6062]

The Chiniese kid listening to his own heart tho was priceless....Bhaahahahaha he was so into it like he was at a club lol

[@BD-uo9po]

Yeah that's me when I received my first stethoscope

[@yaya78774]

Lol

[@marlensalinas1655]

Lol he's jamming to his heartbeat 😂😂😂

[@simij7350]

the "gibberish" is French. They're in Canada

[@WhackoBunny]

Hahaha OMG the guy with the steth in the end XD

[@Ardwynna]

He probably found a murmur in himself too.

[@WhackoBunny]

Haha yea he's probably just keeping in time to his first, second...and third and fourth heart sounds.

[@ivnb92]

funniest was the dude at the end lmao

[@joeschmo5699]

"Oh, my god! You have TB"

[@niquemoncherry1675]

This was so true. I hear "im going to fail" bon a daily basis so now I say im going to pass just to stand out from the crowd. There is also the wonderful parts where neither you or your bff know what the hell the lecturer just said

[@misscutie675]

i' a final year med student and i listen to my heart beat all the time, gotta make sure its normal!!

[@ea1299]

omg i laughed so hard w the boy listening to his own heartbeat like wth that was hilarious

[@chloefin3504]

The arteriosclerosis an syncope guys are both too hot for med school.

[@zoevtapas]

I second that lol

[@tamaraj8214]

I am not a med student, but my sister is. I don't know about you, but my sis loves to diagnose me even though I am perfectly fine. I slightly cough and she is like "you have [insert a random disease name]". Also I am her little pest if she wants to exercise how to diagnose patients (doing that thing with stethoscope). I have nothing against doctors being doctors and them studying hard and doing hard work but my sis loves to tell me how I am lazy because I don't study the same amount as her (i am 18 and she's 21 and i am studying math for entrance exams for graphic design and she's studying medicine, of course my hard work is easier than hers but she's too stuck in her own head to realize that just because I don't work as hard as her doesn't mean I am lazy, I just have different responsibilities) Thank you for listening to my random TEDx talk, I just felt like ranting about my sister's arrogant behavior 🙄

[@slr3717]

"omg omg somebody call a doctor!" been there, done that

[@kilotun8316]

Based on the diagnosis that I got from my Med Student brethren, I am apparently currently dead...

[@jeff-mv5up]

ITS NEVER LUPUS

[@nikkisahebjamee1318]

this has a problem bc guys at medical school are not as hot as in this video :D

[@asahaninatsume7587]

lol.... this is not in the slide .. what do we do.. somebody call a doctor.. lol well i just died..

[@KiranThandi03]

"I thought that was the humerus"...yep. Me.

[@fejiroprec]

the first 10 seconds, dead on... its free pizza! lol genius how they made med terminology sound like another language (which it actually is)

[@jcalla28]

It's never Lupus...

[@basirah123]

even as doctors me and my friends are still comparing stethescopes.esp the rainbow coloured ones...ha ha . and everytime somebody cough we do ask them to go check for tb. soo true....and i also listen to my own heart ...yeah just to look for any murmur...just in case you know

[@Vi3ver1]

That was an Afib he was listening to at the end.

[@MintyMousee]

Yeah im just.... Rockin out to mah heartbeat. Yknow, the usual.

[@Preshocx]

I think they're trying to pronounce Arrhythmia and Arteriosclerosis. well that wasn't so bad haha.

[@JoshuaParkk]

Lmfao that's me at 0:21 I never understand anything!

[@Sniperification100]

LOOOOOL the last guy was dancing at his own heart beat...

[@wonderspace90]

Love the last two.

[@scottnor]

Love it guys. U of O Meds 94 grad here. Good memories

[@DenisTrebushnikov]

"I'm going to faaaaail!" It's so familiar... In Russia we have the same shit in 97% causes...

[@hdrevolution123]

That ending is hilarious.

[@PageIz]

The rocking out to your own heartbeat >>>

[@tRusty2495]

:22 You're talking about Ligands!!! LOL I feel like such a nerd.

[@100Epicfilms]

SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR

[@somedaymaybeyt4048]

+Sean Gupta EXO?

[@Schatten2712]

1:22 I cringed like hell... oh god the memories.... the shame won't go away

[@lito92rc]

That guy at the end LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@KhalilHasmarani]

Hahaha the one with the reflex hammer! so true

[@NekoUrsula]

I cant even begin to explain how accurate the blood pressure thing was...

[@theplantainchiplover]

when the francophones kept translating from French to English lol

[@legolass5328]

The Plantain Chip Lover we quel que chose do that quand people are Des sacs de merdes

[@LogsgivesAnswers444]

Except in that episode "You Don't Want To Know" where it actually was Lupus.

[@cindyp.7639]

LoL, this video made my day.

[@iamnotaskater11]

now that i know my doctors are incapable actors with a very dorky sense of humor...

[@RonShenkar]

Did they switch to Canadian from English at a certain point in their video? because at some points, I could not understand them. Other than that, you guys are magnificent.

[@legolass5328]

RonMD Canadian is not a language but french is, vous sac de merde

[@whycantipost]

1:22-1:38 Made me LOL for realz.

[@PuellaLepidus]

as this video illustrates, macbook pro = laptop of choice for med students!

[@kaelireigns291]

+Sean Pickett I go to Harvard Medical it's because there are so many bilingual students at the medical schools.

[@reila15]

those last two scenes are hilarious! :D

[@wookiecookie96]

I tell myself that I’m getting into radiology all the time 😂

[@Pinkzebra995]

Lmao while taking blood pressure I always had the problem of getting the stethoscope on or the adjustment notch would be to tight so I ended up releasing all the pressure at once

[@matthewiridian1295]

awesome, that BP moment... ahh memories.

[@LogsgivesAnswers444]

"Sarcoidosis? Lupus? Diabetes? Cancer?" It's obvious they watch House far too much hahaha

[@hanhil3673]

I am that only one who does those in class.

[@Adiiiranz]

haha the asian dude at the end!!! Lol!!!

[@themotivatedhustler5912]

Will endeavor to say all these things

[@cheergurll513]

All of these=story of my life

[@DNM6062]

Lmao, I have done and seen over half of these lol. I was the guy knocking things over lmao and saying I think I have this lol. And I can't pronounce hal the medical terms lol

[@shahinshahsavari1275]

We wasted 4 or more years in undergrad and have to work out a** off to make up for it. The medical education in this country is just terrible.

[@Piinkstar17]

oooooof. This is too relevant

[@ghadiaskar]

It's not on the slides 😂

[@IKwhatsReal]

1:42 Differential diagnosis works quite different :D First, it's never Lupus! :D

[@TheKoryoMusa]

Can someone explain to me the comedy of the German speaking bit? Is it because of the literary terms in Medicine? Thank you.

[@madsam9403]

Lmfao in the end

[@atwodollarnote]

the end was so funny

[@nathanmorales2748]

Too funny! 😂😆

[@armandosalve8152]

I am a medical student and some of those scenes made me laugh. But i 've to say also that american/anglo medical students and generally anglo med formation really lack. I'm European, I'm italian and the way we study medicine, the years we take ( 6 not 4 ), the way to learn, what to learn etc.. is so different ! I don't want to say that it is better but honestly the anglo theoretical preparation is not enough, it's too pragmatic. At the opposite we suck into practice that here is inexistent !

[@anonymouskto]

That's because grades play the most important role in determining our admission to medical school. It's a lot harder than majoring in some liberal arts degree. I work my ass off to get an A in my science classes but I can easily get an A (without even trying) in my other non-science classes. And finally, it's "the dumbest" -- not "the most dumb".

[@lilshinigami1]

Practical Nursing Student life!

[@blancan918]

haha i go to med school in the UK and this is scarily accurate!

[@vlun121]

love the ending!

[@taythrasher1033]

That's going to be me one day

[@justiceblade3149]

1:24 since when blood pressure is measured on left arm?

[@emanekaf6085]

Justice Blade that's the joke

[@nikex2010]

does the guy at the end have torsades du pontes or tachybrady lol

[@brir.4564]

Lmfaoo I'm that person who says I think I have that! And yep I do have that xD

[@frostyisag10]

3:48 aaahhhhh i fucking lost it

[@MrSkullbeats]

that was great

[@BonesBelieber1424]

It's in Ottawa...most people know how to speak French and English there

[@legolass5328]

ArianaLevine I'm literally just scrolling through the comments looking for people asking why they're speaking gibberish and then calling them "Des sacs de merdes"

[@bshaieremran4992]

Hhhhhhhh it's not in the slide 😂😂😂😂😂

[@OMGItsAllen]

3:45 Best part.

[@Alsaddique]

hahahaha this got me crackin, soooo true!

[@arjunmohan7313]

can I use this video in my Facebook page? I can give credits

[@itsyourgirlwaluigi445]

3:49 I would do that if I had one..

[@kcrafter101]

i understand the pain with the french people

[@shaniecegibson7082]

what if someone ask is this in Dr.phil.

[@Sartorius988]

This is more like shit 1st year medical students say.

[@kchrishy]

OMG they all have macbooks!! ...nearly all anyway

[@hardcorewingkinkfan]

It's NEVER Lupus

[@TheSuperPsychoKiller]

I think I have that! LOL

[@Nikusimha]

Sugar doesnt cause diabetes, med students smh.

[@BalancedBreakfastGaming]

0:42 I feel you.

[@KFMCs]

loool , you made my day

[@BouPreUWere]

Totally relatable 😂

[@Fred-RIKA]

Ahahahahha!!!!! 3:47!!!

[@orgasplosion]

Do you guys use the pass/fail system? xD

[@1406shai]

the quebecoises cracked me up

[@alecmorley4442]

03:16 PMSL!

[@Pur3Argonian]

0:44 epic face

[@SurfbyShootin]

Unst.Unst.Unst. lol end

[@dosseisnueve]

HAHAH, IT WAS FUNNY, I LIKE IT.!

[@ray1351]

lmao i wonder if mcgill is similar

[@ashminipersaud9084]

OMG this made me laugh so hard!!!