SH*TTY CGI CHAIR™

[@askgoverntale2298]

The fact that they cut his mike and you could hear him still screaming really sells how painful it is.

[@TheAxeGrinder]

Screaming in amazement at how awesome the Shitty CGI Chair is to furnish your home!

[@natechenheng1380]

mic*

[@DupaChunner]

We could hear him just fine. With the new Swatchphone™!

[@harrypootis9519]

I can’t believe they cut Michael in half

[@autisticboitv4813]

It almost sounds like the Wilhelm scream ngl

[@Snev]

The use of the word shitty in such a formal, seemingly pleasant context is killing me. You never stop being twelve years old at heart

[@Spoon97]

665 Likes!

[@officialboomtish214]

Oh fuck I don’t wanna touch it

[@mrs.stefonmeyers7156]

It reminds me of the humor in this video by the opinion lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnLch5tnlNuKj7M

[@colelafont]

bot

[@atmentod]

The only reason it affects the eyes is because it transcends our existing dimensions. It is a glimpse into God.

[@floatingtablestudios6287]

Y’know the arc of the covenant from Indiana Jones? It was just this chair.

[@supraguy4694]

So it's made of DMT?

[@viciousKev]

The flaws come from the way our feeble human senses can perceive perfection

[@JulyYunico]

God? You mean me?

[@boostedb18b13]

@@floatingtablestudios6287 🤣

[@sos-pl8pf]

These are so accurate to the time period. I can't express how fucking awful these are, but in the best way

[@hylobateslar4151]

They are actually selling it. They have lost their integrity

[@Rowcan]

@@hylobateslar4151 I feel like it's mostly a joke, but there's always the chance that somebody will be dumb and wealthy enough to buy it.

[@lamasu8060]

Did you live in the time period?

[@sos-pl8pf]

@@lamasu8060 I did! I was a kid.

[@lamasu8060]

@@sos-pl8pf ah i see

[@GWindows3.1]

I like how Dan's eyes go through the chair when he attempts to sit on it but does not feel any pain until it is mentioned that it does.

[@ivy_47]

Memetic hazard.

[@colelafont]

wow

[@Erime]

Well spotted! I had a feeling this frickin libtard channel was makin fake stuff.

[@commietearsdrinker]

He fell backwards, while the second time around he directly exposed his eyes to it.

[@javiersilva1577]

The chair never hit his eyes, as he fell backward.

[@TRLTheRandomLab]

Would be a shame if someone.... downloaded that chair. But I wouldn't, because every DVD intro says I wouldn't.

[@WeldoYT]

for the low low price of 0.95 ETH!!

[@STATESZ]

The shitty CGI chair nft. Act fast, the JPEG is almost gone!

[@ifur]

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR

[@robertgray1811]

I would never disobey skycorp, thought once I stole a p- [SkyCorp Employee Has been Teriminated]

[@Zilithyne]

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A HOUSE

[@legna.r5696]

This new season of daredevil is looking wild.

[@ionlyreviewgoodmovies339]

I know, so magnificent!

[@colelafont]

camshaft

[@T-34_Chan]

The best comedy team is one that can keep a straight face even while making hilarious ass shit like this.

[@punchempretty]

damn, i miss the onion videos, glad it’s still around

[@colelafont]

fr? yes

[@fallout3fan623]

The screams made it so much better

[@_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-]

this is great out of context

[@martinthedonkeyslayer1407]

Holograms being bad for the eyes is something that i never thought of, yet it makes perfectly sense.

[@colelafont]

O

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

When I got laser eye surgery, as soon as the anesthetic wore off, I felt an intense pain. Livable, but intense. It steadily increased until 6 hours later when I tried to sleep, but the pain I felt dug deep into my eyes, difficult to express, but inescapable nonetheless. I couldn't see, yet my eyes could be neither open nor shut. Neither helped. I was screaming and stomping around in a futile effort to alleviate the pain. Only when my wife came and gave me her allergy medicine, which causes strong drowsiness, did I finally fall asleep. The next day I awoke, with no lingering pain. I could see clearly for the first time since I was a young boy. The sense of relief and amazement at what I was experiencing is something I can never forget. The part about experiencing such pain is that, when it was finally over, the relief was so cathartic, equally as relaxing as the pain

[@Theorymus]

They came back when we need them the most

[@colelafont]

doritos

[@korukuzey3248]

The guy was in such a pain that despite being in mute, his voice was still heard, probably screaming so loud that the voice went as far as the recording studio

[@artex_112]

@Adenosine is a heck of a drug yes they muted his microphone, so he was screaming so loudly that other microphones from studo catched it up

[@BrandonYap]

These videos are so special and well made. I’d love a behind the scenes on how they’re done. The authenticity is real!

[@myreque999]

Why would you need a behind the scenes? It's just a normal shopping channel clip.

[@hylobateslar4151]

They arent authentic, they are actually selling this as an NFT for 2000 bucks.

[@BobMonkeypimp]

@@myreque999 How so? I don't see anyone being forced to part with their money.

[@colelafont]

fr

[@johnnyjoestar6838]

Use the chair as a home alone trap to blind intruders

[@SetouchiQueens]

the way she says "shit" and "shitty" in such a calm and professional tone omfg

[@gummyboots]

What really sells the first scream is the delay, like it was so painful he had to really process it fist before he could let any sound out

[@MSaint]

this chair is eye-popping!

[@supraguy4694]

This channel is criminally underrated

[@Rinsankajugin]

Holy shit, he sounds like a modern Wilhelm Scream.

[@babblingalong7689]

I thought the same thing. Nailed the classic!

[@Claro1993]

0:49

[@tormenmashi_]

I can't believe yall actually sold this video as a nft

[@BroAnarchy]

As someone who has a friend who owns the _Semi-Shitty CGI chair_ , that price tag of $9999 is actually pretty fair...

[@dominicbofficial]

Just found out this video is to promote your NFT lineup. Really ashamed that your shilling for NFTs now. Unsubscribed.

[@pierredraps3587]

lol why unsub?

[@Danger11007]

@@pierredraps3587 they literally explained why in the comment

[@YeomasBros.2008]

@@Danger11007 what comment?

[@Danger11007]

@@YeomasBros.2008 sorry for my lack of specification. The comment I was referring to was the comment at the top of this conversation. Specifically the one from “dominicb”.

[@dantecontreras887]

How does this promote NFTs??

[@sharrpshooter1]

I love that when he fell thru the chair, his eye would have touched it, but it didn't hurt him then, meaning its selective over when it hurts him

[@BobPlaysOfficial]

Man, he really sold that pained scream. I'm impressed.

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

That’s not Dan Rutherford. That’s Smithers O’Neil.

[@Firetech2004]

No. He’s Richard rogers, ceo of skycorp

[@QJDWG]

Thank you Dan for your sacrifice in effort to show us all aspects of the CGI chair!

[@RyanTheLeader]

hahahaha you look so handsome

[@0hw0ah]

😎

[@chlorophyll6154]

I nearly lost it all when she drops "shitty" at first in the beginning, no censor or mute

[@MeOwOgai]

When he sat and fall through the texture I fucking died from laughing

[@_GhostMiner]

This chair: exists Every 90's game: It's so beautiful!

[@totoisayal5045]

really helped with my back pains I would like if one pixel or two was more to the right so hopefully the review was really helpful so please continue this line of produce and food

[@dogchaser520]

Solid Wilhelm Scream impersonation

[@testingphaze4853]

This channel is truly a gem and I don't know why I haven't find this until now. Thank you skycorp. My life has never been better

[@yusufffff]

NFTs in a nutshell

[@coleossal6230]

Yeah too bad they are actually selling this as an NFT

[@barrett.m.w7713]

Especially the damaging of the eyes part

[@brendanb2982]

Did you actually have to make an NFT? Because this looks like a parody of how shitty NFTs really are

[@hylobateslar4151]

How can one shit on nfts, then procede to sell their parofy as one for over 2000 bucks. Lack of integrity

[@dan_loeb]

@@hylobateslar4151 that's exactly what parody is. The fact that a parody of nfts is an nft adds to the joke.

[@jknifgijdfui]

Ok now im confused on twitter they tweet about nfts and shit but they hearted this so it might be satire but they're still making and buying nfts so they're contributing to it so are they real or not

[@SirCheeseburgur]

@@jknifgijdfui I think it might have been a joke at first, but then they started actually making money from it.

[@jknifgijdfui]

@@SirCheeseburgur to be fair money is very cool

[@DodoDiaz]

Who else is a fan of that classic Skycorp screaming?

[@joshbarklage6176]

Atleast he won't need his glasses anymore

[@Schlohmotion]

Nice! This chair really adds to my femur breaker. Even the color matches! How wholesome!

[@rollshair3017]

Incredible product! However I would like to state that the Shitty CGI chair is in fact, a volumetric display.

[@Seirzaku]

This is the greatest thing ever. I can always count on Skycorp to entertain me.

[@oswaldoculo]

This is the best critique to NFTs I've seen so far

[@Atxurra]

This started wholesome, quickly became terrifying

[@peaceowl4863]

"oh shit, new skycorp video" (it's an nft) "oh shit"

[@409guzzler]

It's a shame, really.

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

Underrated comment! The fact this video cleverly illustrates and deflates the insane NFT hype sadly seems to escape most viewers. Even though its enlightening "krypto"-message is so obvious that it literally hurts the eye.

[@Brunoki22]

Those are such cool special effects! You guys are always killing with your cinematography!

[@tonightsbigloser1580]

I know y'all aren't getting the attention y'all deserve, but please never stop uploading.

[@Ren-cl8zx]

NOOOO SKYCORP NOT YOU MAKING A NFT

[@largestbrain]

Life is but a cycle of forgetting skycorp exists and also getting excited whenever they post something

[@johnpaulcross424]

This is one of the most blursed videos this channel has ever made. I love it.

[@elizahedding3046]

I remember my grandma having one of these in the 90s! She loves the chair so much, she screams in pain when she knocks into it! Thanks SkyCorp!

[@TheRockyCrowe]

This feels like something I could buy at OmegaMart. And the use of ‘shit’ in such a exquisite professional manner is killing me. 😂

[@MichiMajor]

That screaming (of joy) is so well done it genuinely makes me anxious. 20/10 banger vid 😎

[@HarvoSpoon]

i'm gonna take a screenshot so i can own this for free without the eye-pain

[@rubisco_biscotti]

the 3 ppl disliking this put their eyes into the chair

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

They probably pressed dislike because of putting their eyes there and couldn't see the like button

[@Deuteromis]

I'm feeling nostalgic for Dark Forces 2 Jedi Knight seeing that chair. Reminds me of the graphics from the game.

[@PeteNoir]

I think we have a new Wilhelm scream

[@RobotCED]

That’s a pretty good looking chair

[@tahirm4491]

Legends say that this guy is still screaming .....

[@pavendax]

man that acting should get a grammy award

[@PlasticPellets]

I watched this on June 2, 2024 and I am currently thinking of Iona Prep Spanish teacher, Philip Gambino and how he does not allow his class to blow their nose during allergy season

[@kimmyfreak200]

love how the original price is 50K

[@Grimwinn]

The salesman looks like the lady who sold the Ouya

[@ra3d3r]

Bro. The way Dan lets off that first scream... Papa Frank would be SO proud.

[@TheSupriest]

We have NFTs now, as expensive, as shitty, as useless, and as painful to look at! The Shitty CGI chair was ahead of its time!

[@lapr4zsinbanv279]

Skycorp is soo underrated

[@lenixo568]

That guy just had the perfect eye surgery from a chair

[@rickv9180]

They could sell this as an NFT

[@Memelord2020]

The CGI here is better than most modern CGI today

[@unclejack168]

This channel should have millions subscriber by now

[@wolverine9632]

This one's over a minute? I'm not complaining.

[@francismecosalgarino1603]

I can't wait to "see" your other cgi products

[@Sorrelhas]

Now I have something to put next to my Shitty CGI Dinner Table

[@DannySullivanMusic]

Whoa, where can I get one of those???

[@Cyanfromjsab]

SCP-1800-SC "Sh*tty CGI Chair" Containment Class: Safe Disruption Class: Dark Risk Class: Notice Ok you know what im gonna write this later im gonna go play JSAB

[@goobermcnoober8140]

Pepper spray in chair form

[@Rena152]

Finally, chair NFT

[@redbrick146]

0:49 me when I see an anime ad in the game

[@Claro1993]

0:50 What’s more hilarious than the Willhelm scream.

[@hilotakenaka]

It kinda looks like it’s from one of the trillion minecraft chair mods

[@ViewingChaos]

I love how there’s an unsettling amount of family photos in the backdrop...

[@ronanmacquet9933]

Did i juste discoverd a freaking hidden gem? This Channel IS Amazing!!!!! I subscribe

[@noodlegumm_]

the editing in these videos is stellar-

[@WD_RatLad]

That chair is sO RETROOOOOO!!!!1!1!

[@ionlyreviewgoodmovies339]

You're back. Keep it up.

[@MikeSheehan727]

SPICY CHAIR SPICY CHAIR

[@DeadManAnimations]

It wouldn't be a SkyCorp video without someone screaming in pain

[@Government_Username]

This is what the internet is for

[@ricochetpig]

I can picture Neil Breen sitting on that chair.

[@Bampire]

Hes the only one who is able to sit on it

[@ricochetpig]

@@Bampire anyone else would Pass Thru

[@Spoon97]

I Want The Extended Version Of The Scream Without The Commentary

[@Freakazoid12345]

I remember seeing this on T.V. when my mom was watching the home shopping channel and wanting one.

[@THEACTUALLDL123]

I'm using this chair to feel the sun is amazing.

[@blutryforce762]

I have a strong feeling someone would buy this unironically, if it was a real, physical chair.

[@lastremain7867]

So it didn't effect his eyes at 0:33

[@eb2k445]

I'm gonna tell my kids this was QVC

[@YeraldouClassic]

*SCREAMS IN SILENCE*

[@filleraccount1262]

Colision detection sold separately

[@STICKGUYMB]

I had to get a drink of water for this one lol

[@imaybezdrn8253]

0:50 *Wonderful Screams*

[@rovhalt6650]

The increasingly desperate screaming in the background really did it for me

[@malinalungu407]

I don't remember seeing this Commercial in 1997...

[@renyoborges]

going to show this to my familly, thanks skycorp