I was deep in mediation last night, edging towards the ethereal plateau, when a voice called out to me, from the depths. "Woo woo woo. WOO!!! Wool, woo!", The voice beckoned. I moved closer and closer to the source of the voice, still deep within my unconscious, when the voice became real. Over my right shoulder, I heard a dry, menacing "woo woo woo". Unlike before, this was real, and not just a dream. I quickly snapped out of it; - out of my entire mediation, and just like that, as I opened my eyes, 'he' was sat there. Sat cross legged, in the middle of the room, was daddy Joey, bearing the whites of his eyes, and a wide, toothy grin. I leaned closer to ask why he was with me, but he snapped and bit the air between us, like a snapping turtle. In my immediate fear, I turned to run, but as soon as I knew it; daddy Joey was stood in front of me once again, this time bearing an even wider smile, with sharp, pointy teeth. He told me to run. Daddy Joey was merciful enough to give me a 5 second head start. I ran, like my life depended on it, but before I knew it, Joey was bounding towards me, leaping and hurtling closer and closer. His large, heavy body got the better of mine, and I found myself pinned between the hot, saucy daddy Joey, and the cold, hard ground below. A hot tear ran down my face, and my entire body relinquished to his overpowering presence, just as a salmon gives itself to the unrelenting current. Joey quickly bit down on my neck, bearing his sharp fangs. In an instant, he injected a hot, dirty mixture of marina sauce and ranch, directly into my jugular. He raised his head as I lay quivering on the ground, and bellowed a mighty "woo woo WOOOOOOOOO" in the light of the moon. Flashlights began to stobe between the surrounding trees, and voices could be heard, calling my name. I struggled to speak, but I somehow managed to tell "help", on a feeble way to the voices I had heard, as I lay panting and naked on the dirty forest floor. The men emerged from the overgrowth, flashlights and guns in hand, but Joey was nowhere to be seen. It has been three years since I escaped the dungeon, and I regret it every day.
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Your so poetic!
@PatchCornAdams7234 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour Thank you Joey, woo woo woo!
@PatchCornAdams7234 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour My correction of a spelling mistake removed your pin, Joey. Would you be so kind as to do it again?
@PatchCornAdams7234 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour My biggest regret in life is correcting that spelling mistake, and losing my coveted pin. I'm sorry, Joey. I promise to be a better muchacho in future.
@calamityyy3 жыл бұрын
It costed you absolutely nothing to not post this
@finnjake66634 жыл бұрын
Joey isn't just a food reviewer, he's the human form of excellence and perfection. He will be taught in the history books for centuries to come. Every video he uploads gives new meaning to life. He is the embodiment of perfection in its truest form. WooooWooWoooWoooo
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
WoOOOoo! WoOooOoo! WOooOooOO!
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
Joey is peak performance for the human race.
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
WOO WOO
@jimbix85174 жыл бұрын
@@gojenson if hes peak performance were fucked
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
If aliens ever visited earth, Joey would be the one to explain the planet and all of life.
@generalscuzzed81704 жыл бұрын
only man on the planet that makes me laugh
@andreadeans25204 жыл бұрын
God I want his sauces 🤒😏💦
@Vredh4 жыл бұрын
Check out your mother.
@benjaminvillalobos16694 жыл бұрын
U must not have a good sense of comedy then smh
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Happy Sunday Amigos!
@OLBARL4 жыл бұрын
Hello !
@aidenpearce12524 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas joey😃🎄
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
Great way to end the weekend 💦💦
@Roy-ee9kt4 жыл бұрын
Your my favorite KZbinr joey
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
I SEE YOU
@chd_1234 жыл бұрын
4:12. Me creeping to the fridge at 4 am.
@ronnychristenjoyer67784 жыл бұрын
so cute
@DansandoaTV4 жыл бұрын
i feel blessed by this late night upload, joey is back and wonderful as always, also i hope you have a great holiday joey!!!!
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
Joey blesses all of us
@Team_Fortress24 жыл бұрын
Just say Christmas you monke.
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
He’s always here, spiritually
@Cesar1492Enjoyer4 жыл бұрын
@@Team_Fortress2 Bruh stop trying to turn this into an issue... Just stop
@Team_Fortress24 жыл бұрын
@@Cesar1492Enjoyer well whats the issue? I see non
@chillchannel66474 жыл бұрын
Who loves watching Joeys videos?
@spookindoodle53264 жыл бұрын
Me nigga
@dang999914 жыл бұрын
Seat Sniffing Crew! Represent nigga!!
@arthurl21903 жыл бұрын
Everybody
@GrubWarp4 жыл бұрын
JOEY COME TO MY WINDOW ON CHRISTMAS EVE WOO WOO
@TylerEarling4 жыл бұрын
SNEAT SNIFFING CREW CHECKING IN 💨 💨 💨 💺 👃 👃 👃 🤤 🤮
@andreadeans25204 жыл бұрын
Sniff sniff sniff 👃and that wasn't Joey's seat 😏🍑
@TylerEarling4 жыл бұрын
@@andreadeans2520 hey babe mind dropping ur instagram 😉😉😉
@youngtank40393 жыл бұрын
@@TylerEarling That’s a guy, profile pic is fake.
@epicchad60714 жыл бұрын
Joey all I want for Christmas is you.
@loonugu4 жыл бұрын
@G OMG LMAO J98JX EI9EJD
@bruhnion10094 жыл бұрын
@@loonugu it really wasn't that funny 😐
@user-gr2qf1py8j3 жыл бұрын
Bruhnion it's a child that makes gacha, what do you expect?
@Dubyah_B4 жыл бұрын
Papa Joey's farts are gonna be extra spicy when he releases it into this dungeon vents later on. Can't wait!
@kyleh63074 жыл бұрын
😂😭
@sandrabalbuena82704 жыл бұрын
Hah
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
His farts are so strong and pungent that it actually kills the weakest muchachos. Survival of the fittest.
A man of great strength. A leader. We serve under him, bring him gifts of food. We Rot away in the dungeon feeding on scraps of food joey throws down from the trapdoor, fighting over crumbs. We are waiting to be chosen to receive his massive hog, and be pounded, filled with his nectar, and thrown back. We pray every night in solemn that we are chosen, as rats crawl onto the damp towels we use as bedding. We pray. Chained from our wrists from the mossy cobblestone wall, our ribs poking out of our frail malnourished bodies, we watch as Joey Strokes his massive throbbing hog as he eats the new McRib sandwich from mcdonalds. We all sing in unison a song of gratitude, for our savior has performed his cerimonious acts. Later that night, I write down the number of days I've been in the dungeon on the wall, barely holding up the dull old pencil as I write the number 1076. I lay back, thinking of my eventual beautiful fate. I weep. I must rest now. Happy Holidays.
@pallaskatze76534 жыл бұрын
No matter what frame you pause at you find something golden
@JackGeezy4 жыл бұрын
Joey is still the only guy to break the KZbin Algorithms
@notacab19754 жыл бұрын
BROKE IT THEM ATE IT!!!!
@bigdaddy86664 жыл бұрын
Big Papi please get us some help down here in the dungeon. Numerous prisoners have come down with severe diarrhea and the stench is causing many of the inmates to pass out. 😷🚑
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
I will throw you all down some kitty litter to soak up the diarrhea!
@NGC61444 жыл бұрын
Phase one: Infection initiated; Population control through dysentery is taking hold.
@andreadeans25204 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour mmm right down my feeding funnels, I'm drenched in stench and I bloody love it daddy 💨💩
@starfiresreign4 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour so Generous joey 🤩
@thatmetalguy77464 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour literally disgusting! Why not lay you down to soak up the diarrhea bug daddy woowoohoo
@genericwhitemale18684 жыл бұрын
Hey Joey, can't wait for the annual Christmas pounding. WOWOWOWO!!
@andreadeans25204 жыл бұрын
It's time for a white Christmas ⛄💦😏
@Mxkwh4 жыл бұрын
Do u like cookies
@notacab19754 жыл бұрын
JOEY GOT THE COVAIDS
@dang999914 жыл бұрын
I just want to go to the beach.
@nintendopro35823 жыл бұрын
@@notacab1975 really!?
@user-ms2th4fv8u3 жыл бұрын
bro please tell us who the hell aunt connie is please
@hectorminion76834 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Joey
@andreadeans25204 жыл бұрын
Why do I want to be mauled by an obese man
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
@@andreadeans2520 Because he’s God in sexy human form.
@JMF_Productions4 жыл бұрын
Damn joey, you been on a diet? Looking buff! Woo woooWooWoo
@732ajay4 жыл бұрын
I remember when I asked why this guys bottom lip gets shiny after the first bite and they replied “it’s precum” 🤣
@Team_Fortress24 жыл бұрын
Seat sniffing crew checking in.
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@fungi45914 жыл бұрын
That's nasty why would you do such a thing
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
Sniff, sniff...
@ac.j58004 жыл бұрын
Don’t end up like Niko avocado
@Kazigiri4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what Joey thinks of his comment section
@clairemora77154 жыл бұрын
So when's the collab with nikocado avocado?
@tinaford98633 жыл бұрын
Is this his father,
@tonypassannante95144 жыл бұрын
Hey Joey thanks for the birthday wish from cameo you really went above and beyond. I was so surprised upon seeing the video that my genitals sucked up into my body and my third eye opened. I'm petitioning to have that video placed with the dead sea scrolls as a timeless artifact capable of invoking violent joy in whoever witnesses it.
@d2nd104 жыл бұрын
After watching Daddy Joey, i need to check my temperature!
@baller18053 жыл бұрын
Official seat sniffing crew checking in
@Roy-ee9kt4 жыл бұрын
Side note not even joking for school I made a presentation with slide shows on your favorite things and you were 90% of it was you for school love you Joey
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that very much Roy!
@Roy-ee9kt4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joey
@quakezy4204 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night, I was watching joeys gaming stream as he had 100k viewers. I smiled and enjoyed my wendys four for four, life was good. Until I realized that joey doesnt stream on his gaming channel.... and I woke up in a hot sweat wishing I could go back. Pin this joey if youre going to start up your channel again woWOoooo
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
SIMP
@quakezy4204 жыл бұрын
@@gojenson of course im a simp of joey who isnt?
@horseplop94 жыл бұрын
@@gojenson Weirdest People in New york.. Very anti Social Ben I Am Ladyboy From last week. you Owe me 4500 Bhat.. So Diamond. Pattaya
@Salami-qi1yh4 жыл бұрын
The most trust worthy food review channel.
@kyleholliday2954 жыл бұрын
Joey you have blessed me with this beautiful upload. I thank you so much for this opportunity to have dreams about you tonight. THANKS JOEY!!!
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
It may be a reality soon 💦💦💦
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
NO
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Muchas Gracias!
@chriskay91004 жыл бұрын
Love your vids man keep up the great work👍👍
@j-dub6184 жыл бұрын
Those fingers are like Lincoln Logs! Woowooowoooo!
@SniperKingg144 жыл бұрын
Dear Santa , let’s have a Joey meet and greet!
@jazdinojames32504 жыл бұрын
Screw the dungeon dwellers and seat sniffers, I’m Joey’s ultimate numero uno fan muchachos and muchachas. Joey’s going off! Woooooo!!!! Wooo woo woo woo woooooo!!!
@GTraining24 жыл бұрын
When you’re up at 12 o clock at night and have absolutely nothing to do so you just look at your KZbin recommended and see some good looking food and an overweight man
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
HES WITH YOUR MOM
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@spitz51834 жыл бұрын
@@blurryangel_ I mean, any woman would fall for this god.
@monkeysbananas99434 жыл бұрын
Damn almost missed the leftovers at least i got a taste of food i havent ate in the dungeon for days starting eating outta of the poop buckets but papa joey took it please give us another poop bucket i gotta go bad!!
@jokerz79364 жыл бұрын
Monkeys Bananas sounds like you're shit outta luck.
@Olivier-yb7zh4 жыл бұрын
Hey! MBeast opened a restaurant! You should try that!
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
NO
@Ghost-vc5gp4 жыл бұрын
Their burgers r RAW
@davestephen13904 жыл бұрын
Joey should rayp mr beast make him a dungeon slave
@spitz51833 жыл бұрын
He should try opening up his own dungeon. Oh wait...
@bangtan113 жыл бұрын
Who saw joey eating chicken in reverse video
@628baphomet4 жыл бұрын
Pappa please let me out! I claimed chick fil a was a better spicy chicken sandwich than Popeyes. I was given a bowl of onions and mustard to eat for my insubordination.
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
You need to be punished 💦💦
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
I will think about it....No!
@628baphomet4 жыл бұрын
@@gojenson the muchachos watched in horror.
@628baphomet4 жыл бұрын
@@JoeysWorldTour all kidding aside, you’re a good sport Joey.
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
NO
@naele044 жыл бұрын
I love your videosssss:D
@lamakhan89004 жыл бұрын
Car looking a little small there Joey
@herhazeleyes4 жыл бұрын
Joey had the napkin ready this time
@purin1720034 жыл бұрын
Mmm
@leslie15874 жыл бұрын
have a merry christmas and a happy new year joey!! 🎅🏻🎄⭐️
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Leslie!
@GateSoulism4 жыл бұрын
Tone it down with the intro-
@perplexingperceptions88884 жыл бұрын
I'mmmmm byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
@GateSoulism4 жыл бұрын
*cries in German*
@joeyiscool64284 жыл бұрын
My only purpose in life is you, and nothing more
@gojenson4 жыл бұрын
Hawt
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@blurryangel_4 жыл бұрын
WOO WOO
@imsoneworleans50474 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@joeyiscool64284 жыл бұрын
JoeysWorldTour God has noticed me
@korewolf_964 жыл бұрын
6:41 “ a solid “ocho” that’s 8 in Japanese” 😂 you mean Spanish WoooooWOOOOWoooooWooo
@elfiebranford93304 жыл бұрын
It's the shortest day of the year today, but I hope you're having a great, long day, Joey~!! Woo woo wooooo!! Get cozy and hyped for the Jupiter Saturn Conjunction!!
@danamuise41174 жыл бұрын
Joey is now wearing what looks like a Best Buy employee shirt (sometimes with tape covering logos) and he's obviously on his lunch break
@Deadpool-fk3dq4 жыл бұрын
Take joey out of his natural habitat(car) and watch him in a few collabs and interviews.. he’s genuinely a good down to earth guy! Ive been subscribed for years!
@sadclown144 жыл бұрын
Joey what’s on the menu for your Christmas dinner?
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Prime Rib!
@sadclown144 жыл бұрын
Sounds great buddy!
@HeartbreakHaunter4 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas Joey!
@Sanderly18204 жыл бұрын
Its either a small chicken burger - sandwich , or joey has the biggest hands in the world, can't decide what it is
@lawsonmendez74344 жыл бұрын
I wish i was you
@Chimera1444 жыл бұрын
You dont.
@lawsonmendez74344 жыл бұрын
Duh nobody does
@skittl_e4 жыл бұрын
Hi and merry Christmas!
@KevinEssence3 жыл бұрын
Wise words from Joey "Without competition, umm, yeah you know what happens"
@beebopoped47204 жыл бұрын
Which shake shack in California did you go too?
@overpricedhealthcare4 жыл бұрын
joey can you do a collab with nick avocado? both of you have quite a lot in common
@Gorillaspawn4143 жыл бұрын
I'm just here to get that sweet, sweet machcho sauce facial lol been long over due.
@ark777gd54 жыл бұрын
The legend himself returned
@felixplaystuba69374 жыл бұрын
For Christmas I want a Joey Action figure
@dafordkidfilms22643 жыл бұрын
This was released the same day as my crush’s birthday
@milestrotter68443 жыл бұрын
You can tell how he enthusiastic he is by the pitch of his "Wee Wee WEE". 😂
@starfiresreign4 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is a WOO from Joey
@imsoneworleans50474 жыл бұрын
I'm just here for the comments 😂
@JuliannVo4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, that sandwich looks amazing. Good job Joey!
@chasememez23294 жыл бұрын
Don't let the haters bring you down fellow Muchacho!
@nedelfrink49934 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays Joey!
@war66mattam934 жыл бұрын
Joey’s TP bill must be astromical.
@iluvmyeski4 жыл бұрын
I signed you up for Intervention. You might be the most deadly case
@cottonschmidt40344 жыл бұрын
Great video as always, Joey! Will you review the Mr.Beast Burger?
@chd_1234 жыл бұрын
Seat sniffing crew chief checking in.
@Scorpion-bp3ec4 жыл бұрын
I'm here!
@danielespinoza63204 жыл бұрын
The reason I live this guy is the best makes me laugh good times such a great energy with him wish him the best
Recently discovered your channel and love it. Thanks, Joey, and best wishes to you and the family!
@jivansjohal4 жыл бұрын
Joey when Covid ends you should come to Canada and do a menu comparison video!
@josephrogers90404 жыл бұрын
I'm early! How's it going Joey?! Happy Holidays! 🎅🎁
@JoeysWorldTour4 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays!
@jabroni31334 жыл бұрын
do you eat your fingernails for dessert? i've never seen fingernails all chewed up like that in my life
@darkclaw91424 жыл бұрын
Merry christmas joey love your content
@matthewacquavella38083 жыл бұрын
My uncle would love your channel
@mathewgenix51324 жыл бұрын
God Give me bettlejuice and Joey as my neighbors 😂❤
@K3NNY.3574 жыл бұрын
What I want for Christmas is a food review with Joey! WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO!
@joeylo35434 жыл бұрын
Early Merry Christmas Joey ! Thank you for all the memories have a great 2021:)
@redyosh98114 жыл бұрын
Big papi in da house
@jamieoiler56904 жыл бұрын
this is his gift to us,sadly 2021 will more than likely be just as bad joey :(
@GabesElectronics4 жыл бұрын
awesome!
@hectorminion76834 жыл бұрын
Pin this Joey and make my day!!!
@nolakillabeast4 жыл бұрын
I love Christmas, its the only time Papi lets us have alcohol. Papi Joe makes his own eggnog in the dungeon and distributes it to all his muchachoes. The eggs are a bit stale and he adds the special sauce too, which does not mix with alcohol, so it leaves some clumps, but we are very happy and merry muchachoes.
@cameronnoble40014 жыл бұрын
I swear joey is in a new car every video
@thedaganmall4 жыл бұрын
‘Tis the season for Joey! Wwooowooowooo!
@DiamondCreeper784 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays Joey! WOO WOO WOO!
@vilacci72254 жыл бұрын
Great vid
@il_goose23714 жыл бұрын
WoooWooooWOOOoooo WOOOOOOOooo spin me like a rotisseri chicken on your pogo stick brochacho!!! SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!!
@Prisoner69ofjoey4 жыл бұрын
Prisoner 69 checking in to tell my Christmas story...Twas the night before Christmas and all through the dungeon. Surprisingly it was very quiet in the dungeon especially in my cell. All of us muchachos were getting a good night sleep knowing Santa joey would soon visit us to give us our Christmas poundings. I woke up hearing whispering woo woo woo woos under my bed i looked down under and i saw joey naked creepily smiling at me wearing the Santa claus hat. He said i was naughty this year and told me to run. I noticed my cell door was unlocked and i ran down the halls and saw the Christmas tree with gifts underneath it. I hid behind the gifts... joey came running down the hall naked wielding a chainsaw saying woo woo woo prisoner 69 while his slithering hog was sliding on the floor. My heart was racing but joey heard another prisoner some how had access to food. So luckily i was off daddy joey’s radar. Christmas morning came and joey gave me the best Christmas day pounding of a life time under the mistletoe. Joey got down on one knee and proposed to me. i was happy he wasn’t angry anymore. I cried tears of joy. When joey saw this, he decided to give me something extra in my stocking on Christmas morning it was his used underwear!😍
@NGC61444 жыл бұрын
Damn lucky; A once in a lifetime experience. All I got in my stocking was a coupon for k-y jelly.
@Donscmf3 жыл бұрын
4:12 joey sneaking under my covers at 3 am
@Michael-Crouch4 жыл бұрын
You said dollars instead of buckaroos
@VizNotReady4 жыл бұрын
HES BACK GUYS PERFECTION Pls reply
@darrenrieger43433 жыл бұрын
Joeys california tour***
@ChannelBerpindah4 жыл бұрын
Joey pls do one video of your real life, just wondering if youre as goofy as when you do food review.