Voice lines that Catch You Off-Guard (mostly) | Ft. Scaramouche, Lisa, Alhaitham | Genshin Impact

[@suyo297]

1:57 Keqing: I'll wake you in about 3 minutes... Alhaitham: ... Also Alhaitham's brain: YOU WHAT?!

[@0wl_enchantress965]

does she mean 3 hours? or is she actually serious…

[@suyo297]

@@0wl_enchantress965 Knowing Keqing, she is serious about that...

[@Shahari_sark]

@@0wl_enchantress965 3 minutes is probably a long time for her

[@suyo297]

@@tb.arissuchranudin4903 I mean, not everyone is gonna be the same in personality and ethics to one another despite having same kit and playstyle, don't they?

[@susiel3407]

Electro Al Haitham and Dendro Keqing lol

[@aeso3555]

Alhaitham and Keqing are like the complete opposites. Keqing obsessively min-maxes to the extreme for the sake of her ambition and has to be persuaded to slow it down and enjoy the view once in a while. Alhaitham, on the other hand, can't be be bothered to do anything but the bare minimum unless things take a dire turn, then he gives it his all and then promptly goes back to not giving a fuck once he's off the clock.

[@Pascll]

funnily enough, their fighting styles are both described as focused on efficiency in trailers, which is probably why they seem so similar at face value.

[@aeso3555]

@@Pascll It's the one thing they both seem to have something in common with.

[@Kamexe]

His story quest made that one clear after everything. "I'm off the clock. I'm not answering questions... ...see ya." I sat there like "THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH."

[@flamingknight11]

@@Pascll Maximum efficiency to get as much work done as possible vs maximum efficiency to make as much free time as possible.

[@bijoukaiba]

@@Kamexe To be fair, as somebody who previously worked customer service, this is a valid mindset to have. I like teaching people about insurance, but when it's clock out time, I think about dinner and fun things to do, not about whatever the heck Michigan's PIP laws are.

[@ZeoffArcaneOfficial]

Lol, that conversation with Lisa about Eula. The librarian's a menace

[@SweetOrangeGirl]

Mark my words, vengeance will be mine!

[@DLTX1007]

@@SweetOrangeGirl As a eula main, I heard that in my head. I can't get eula out of my head at all...

[@FirebrandXVI]

That is a BOLD move, Lisa. As a previous Eula main, she was right about you.

[@christian1neza1656]

I don't know about Lisa being manipulative but I would DEARLY LOVE to see Eula dance❤️ And something like a Nilou dancing outfit would be HEAVENSENT 💖🤩💞

[@Markcrazeer]

i do hope they know that is a promise and not a joke.

[@rebx1]

That collei:"too cringey" catches me off guard 🤣🤣🤣

[@lansdx5970]

1:03 That interaction at Dragonspine, It somehow fits them well, to the point I wish such interaction could be in the game X"DD

[@MasNas624]

0:25 I wanna see Kaeya and Cyno do a joke competition. Whoever makes the traveler or audience laugh more, wins. Kaeya dancing would also be fun to watch.

[@shadowclaw7210]

Tighnari seeing stage:Oh no…I don’t like this.

[@Jarock316]

@@shadowclaw7210 Diluc seeing the stage: I have a bad feeling about this...

[@animesenpai1163]

@@shadowclaw7210 I imagine tighnari hanging out in one of the hotels to escape it but his ears can hear everything.

[@MasNas624]

@@animesenpai1163 he did say he hears everything.

[@mooniightfaerie]

I imagine kaeya dancing like the abyss mages haha

[@tigerclaw1565]

I love how Yaoyao takes care of her friends like a mother

[@1mol831]

Now even Yaoyao wants to be wanderer's mom? At least Nahida can be older than he is, but Yaoyao is most certainly younger than wanderer. Maybe dedro lolis just want to be moms?

[@nicolelouise7295]

Knowing Wanderer he needs more moms to compensate for the one

[@xvy._aaa]

@@1mol831 i could be wrong, but im pretty sure nahida and wanderer are pretty much the same age if you count scaramouche and wanderer as the same person.

[@derp24lordz]

Night not catch you off guard, but Wanderer's idle: "there's no point exchanging pleasantries. It's rather pathetic to force a conversation, just to occupy silence." Is rather ironic considering he's talking about how you shouldn't force a conversation when no one has anything to say, when no one is talking

[@witchbetelgeuse]

Lil dendro girls parenting Scara 😭😭

[@Lady_ETHNE]

I'm with Lisa. I need to see Eula dance at the next festival!

[@MiMi-305]

Don't forget Xiao when its snowing: "Once the snow is thick enough, *WE CAN EAT IT* "

[@petrichorrs]

This video is so amazing. I really loved the made-up interactions between the characters! Especially the ones with Wanderer lmao. The Keqing and Alhaitham interaction was amusing too.

[@tea_01]

I’d love to see Faruzan and Wanderer interact

[@AmaneHinomori]

Alhaitham talking about his soundproof earpieces makes me think of people bragging about AirPods lol

[@kenxiong9776]

"there's little differences between snow and rain" *WHAT THE FRICK* !?

[@yes78]

It is all just water, one is just really really cold

[@Jarock316]

Rain is water, snow is frozen water. Technically correct.

[@KAlberich]

PLZ KAEYA AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN I- 💀

[@AzAlexzZ]

it's so funny how YaoYao acts like a mom to Wanderer in this video while being like what, 15? but Wanderer is like 500+ years old so he's like 30+ times her age

[@tenveekie3102]

Wanderer's special dish is actually a kids' dish in Japan, since if you can cook rice and brew tea you can make the meal...

[@thesuperawesome359]

no way yaoyao is 15 shes 7

[@AzAlexzZ]

@@thesuperawesome359 well since her age is unconfirmed I would say you guess is as good as mine

[@fuuisa]

For sure Yaoyao is not teenager. So maybe she is between 10 and 12. That’s what I think. There’s no way she is teenager but have kid body. Saying something like that for any chara is most like excuse for p****

[@notatallfunctional]

@@AzAlexzZ Considering that’s how old Xiangling is, I think Yaoyao is much younger.

[@nawenyxar4378]

I love the matching voiceline to creat a dialogue! Keep up the good work ^^

[@deejones0071]

Keqing: Oh sorry, Al Haitham. I didn't realise you were WEAK.

[@m4ximili0us9]

Honestly, Keqing could probably do morre work in 3 minutes than Alhaitham did since becoming acting grand sage

[@Sam-pt3qt]

FACTS.

[@CanonicalKaoru]

Faruzan and Scaramouche killed me. Scaramouche fan here And Scaramouche talking about snow while paralleling the pupped raiden shogun and his own puppet body? Amazing

[@thunderclapz7400]

They should have more interactions like this in game

[@Bongaboi151]

0:49 Cyno: What did Albedo say to Klee when she asked about how cold Dragonspine is? Tighnari: What? Cyno: "Eula see what I mean." Tighnari: ... Cyno: *wheeze*

[@Nyx-i6r]

Now explain i didn't get it

[@dx_Rain_xb]

​@pikagaming1486 cyno here to explain the joke, "Eula see what I mean" sounds similar to "You'll see what I mean", now I might be wrong about this next one, but it gets funnier when you realize that Eula enjoys the cold in Dragonspine.

[@Nyx-i6r]

@@dx_Rain_xb i get it a bit better thanks

[@suffering9481]

I love how Alhaithm said he eould put on the sound proof earpieces, yet still hesrd keqing Also, Scaramoussé doesent even breathe, i doubt the cold will affect him lol

[@rosiegaming8112]

Collei calling wanderer cringe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wow a 100 like😁😁😁😁

[@brunobarbosa9876]

Well... Wanderer is a former Inazuman, right? 😅 (People of Inazuma are cringey 😂)

[@suyo297]

@@brunobarbosa9876 Very accurate 😂🤣

[@rosiegaming8112]

@@brunobarbosa9876 collei did say that inazuma novel are cringe

[@ClementineFrances-pm3kf]

I’m not cringe 😞

[@Sakuta3220]

​@@ClementineFrances-pm3kf you're edgy and cringe 😬 - Collei

[@aleeshagilbert1009]

A confused little Scara with some mittens and earmuffs. Perfect.

[@aestheticartistry4308]

Alhaitham and Kaveh have the best dynamic LOL

[@eeveeofalltrades4780]

They can't stand each other but are forced to deal with each other. I just wonder why Kaveh decided to stay with Alhaitham instead of anyone else

[@idontspeakjapanese6289]

They are basically husband and wife at this point

[@definitelynotsusan4260]

it's like you cannot divorce because of the child and suffer the marriage

[@mitab1]

​@@eeveeofalltrades4780maybe because alhaitham doesn't ask for rent, because kaveh is broke as fuck and barely makes any money because of his huge debt to dori

[@Jarock316]

@@eeveeofalltrades4780 He doesn't want everyone to know he's broke. Al probably overheard him moaning about a certain merchant taking all his Mora after building her palace.

[@ToastySNXZ]

Lisa leaking Ludi Harpastum in the future: *i sleep* Lisa leaking new Eula outfit: *REAL SHI*

[@Kamexe]

"DID SHE SAY 3 MINUTES?!" same.

[@renatafarias3648]

Haha Lisa talking about Eula, she is right tho. Lisa is literally the best girl, I love her so much. So happy getting lil more content of her after being main Lisa for 2 years

[@scarlettg2152]

I'M HERE

[@tim-myton6361]

1:11 Wanderer roasting Faruzan like that just killed me. I am so using that line IRL.

[@zemaralucious]

Me getting off wattpad: *alright time for some yt* *clicks This video* Alhaitham: "I hope my roommate wont be hammering away on another one of his "projects" in dead of night" Me: *pauses video and rethinks my life choses*

[@yourlocalcutting_boardRinHwa]

I had the same thought

[@ivanseryogin6526]

yaoyao is a true snezhnayan

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

Da comrade!

[@kateybuggi]

1:45 DID COLLEI JUST CALL SCARA CRINGEY LMAO WHAT

[@outsiderd]

Ok in this one you outdid yourself! Thanks for the laughs ^_^

[@Shakom]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@amosp9411]

LMAOOO COLLEI'S "Too cringey!" SENT ME XD

[@NestroSento]

New Scara hat! 💙

[@ClementineFrances-pm3kf]

I don’t like it

[@ruthiewong8722]

It’s canon now that kaeya can’t dance

[@fishcakesss]

Yaoyao being Scaras second mum

[@doveskiss8]

''.....TOO CRINGEY!'' OMG COLLEI 😭😭😭

[@nexcipher6229]

I spat my drink at "too cringey!"

[@aries-zn6xe]

“Lisa is not lesbian” Lisa:

[@Natalie66796]

I wonder what kind of projects he's working on 😏

[@izukooo]

All Lisa’s voice lines catch me off guard

[@Mrcapo100]

We still haven’t even seen a Ludi harpastum.

[@garmfield2977]

Al haitham has bose headphones

[@ganjaknight88]

Eula dance and the Ludi Harpasdum I wanna see, I will foot the bill for a dress, be it from mondstadt, liyue, inazuma hell sumeru too. I need to see them thighs moving gracefully (while not in combat of course). And it all starts with the traveller putting on the best, and I mean best puppy dog eyes for lisa begging her to have a talk with Eula

[@87b775st]

01:25 scara's a ravenclaw!

[@owlqn]

EULA SKIN!?

[@crystalwu7400]

I NEED TO SEE EULA DANCE

[@Uldan1988]

When did snow part happened?

[@Shakom]

It's made up :)

[@christian1neza1656]

Lisa Manipulating/convincing Eula into a dancing performance with a more...eye Candy dancing skin???😍😍 Thank you Lisa 😘 I Love you now ❣️😍

[@oe4580]

None of these fit the bill for the title 💀mostly??? Bestie not even a little bit

[@alexegoleanu942]

Eula skin confirmed

[@rawdasalmataman7908]

Is collei really the one who said " too cringy " It doesn't seem like her voice at all

[@Elysiasnumber1fan]

1:07 LMAO

[@Leo-ok3uj]

1:45 savage

[@SheetsInc]

Keqing ever the workoholic

[@yes78]

Where is that lisa voiceline from?

[@imonoluv7250]

The event where u can get her outfit. She wanders around sumeru and u can find her at different places every day

[@mistertwister7858]

Eula dance scene yes YES DO IT

[@ITBEurgava]

1:44 Hey, you can clip that for whenever a character gets too emo or edgelord.

[@robertoalexandermendezmore408]

Scara put faruzan in a grill

[@Goose____]

is it just me or Lisa sounds ever so slightly different?

[@Genopie]

Too cringey

[@kiff3842]

TOO CRINGEY