10 Things An Eshay Can’t Live Without | GQ Parody

[@t75979]

my dad is 52 & has just discovered you and the the word eshay. He laughs at all your videos and randomly walks around the house saying ‘ eshayyyy’ even tho he has no idea what you’re talking about. Thankyou for putting a smile on my dads face, it’s been really hard for us during covid & you have given him something to have a laugh at.

[@garnarax9579]

He sounds like a funny bloke

[@feliksssander1554]

@Shrek OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS LORD SHREK! but no joke down at the local high school they have a Shrek cult. Both my younger brothers are followers of Shrekism.

[@playboiconorr]

same lol

[@Vinnicombe1]

What is covid 😂

[@Paul3monkey]

Tanya, its the same with me (not kidding) Its with my 50 yr old mum and dad! My mum is a teacher, and one day, this dumb kid, she said ‘your an eshayy’ and well it has started for infinity

[@mako2863]

now you have just started an eshay shopping list for all the year 7s

[@itsgoofy3148]

He missed the vape 😂

[@oli3271]

Ahahaha

[@Sam_H6002]

True that

[@sadboi357]

He started more than a shopping list lad, he started a full career for the year 7s

[@alucidrust]

Like you :)

[@duckmysick5082]

Missing one thing tho lad, "Centerlink payments" crucial to the eshays survival

[@gmti3337]

Haha Yes! 😂

[@life4trinity]

And pubs

[@tonysuda9066]

And lighters

[@laflame___]

XD

[@tonysuda9066]

@@laflame___ of course xtc

[@angusjacka8030]

It actually annoys me how bumbag are so convenient but I can’t wear them because every will think I’m an eshayy

[@saurabhk3464]

true

[@user-oi4bj4cv7u]

Just wear it how it's supposed to be worn bruv.... around your waist as a.... bum bag... how the real OG's wear it... in most lads defence though, it is hard if you look anorexic 🤣🤣

[@tacoblude8208]

@Lxnkzi rather look like a tourist then a Eshay

[@r1ce474]

Same here bro

[@natferra9062]

That's why about 20 years I stopped wearing tn air max because I didn't want to be seen as a lad. Now I just think they're ugly.

[@AK-ny6wy]

Should do the junkie "10 things you can't live without"

[@doubleo2551]

A lighter and woollies bag. That's it lol

[@smoothguy7406]

@@doubleo2551 rubberband lad

[@tnmoe-]

@@doubleo2551 - Yea, but have you seen his loighdah? He's lost his loiaghdah!

[@jakeallen1094]

Wait... There's a difference between Eshays and Junkies?

[@brazy4949]

Ice, Pipe, Lighter, Woolies Bag, Needle, Speedies, Ntays/Asics, Bum Bag, Buds, Box Cutter

[@ScubaRat07]

Sounds like the smartest eshay ever actually knowing about orbit, nice upload btw

[@tonysuda9066]

The European chewing gum?

[@ScubaRat07]

@@tonysuda9066 what do you mean?

[@sussy8970]

The European chewing gum?

[@Whosetheworst]

Inner city Melbourne Eshays are all fully cooked.

[@JBHIFI-fo4lb]

Bad

[@snuscaboose1942]

Cheap copies.

[@chestbrah7923]

@@snuscaboose1942 especially Frankston I live there 💀

[@chestbrah7923]

@Skrixzy I am homeless in Frankston! 💀🦧💀

[@industrytitan8266]

it's sad how true this is...especially in syd

[@PewsyPews]

I know as a person who is here I have a friend who wants to be one and he is 10 😅

[@YTGhostCensorshipCanSuckMe]

i frikkin hate these street rats.

[@ZOG_EXTERMINATOR]

@@PewsyPews eshayyy lad

[@munanoun8930]

I love how he says lad and Brad like 30 times a second

[@brownpunk1794]

@Max Lu bruh?

[@wordedsauce5580]

Tf is brad?

[@rotorz4dayz239]

@@wordedsauce5580 it would have been auto correct fuck yous are munted aye

[@bigmans187]

na bred

[@lookey9076]

@@rotorz4dayz239 ayeeee

[@ethanaoutdoorschannel9405]

Eshays braaahhh What a sick lad, thanks so much for entertaining me all the time bro

[@snuscaboose1942]

brah

[@tonysuda9066]

Baah

[@sussy8970]

The European chewing gum?

[@ethanaoutdoorschannel9405]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 At school we say essays braaa instead of eshays. And the teacher like calling us esh lads

[@gmti3337]

4:03 "So much ice, I wear Tn's twice" 🤣😆

[@isaacatkins8022]

Hooligan hefs is pumping through this speaker brah 🤣🤣🤣

[@crimzonrayz3274]

More like Kerser, Onefour, Rops1 and HP Boys

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

@@crimzonrayz3274 or tko

[@that1dude704]

Top ten things Eshays would ask their mothers’ credit card for

[@prodigalson5965]

I deal with these Eshay tools on a daily basis and this is so spot on its hilarious.

[@daledenton9246]

A real Aussie gangster drop the hammer on anyone out there worldwide

[@snarf.]

Expect the blood’s probably

[@lightlyfriedfishfillets8117]

gatorade bottle: be's empty eshay: *well your coming with me*

[@tonysuda9066]

👌🤣

[@itsxjorjiiix6261]

awesome video 🤣 the ‘then you got the karen’s, ‘turn it down’ nah fuck you!’ got me so bad 💀❤️

[@suzysobrinho2921]

I am in Ballarat and not sure if we have many of these people now I will be looking everywhere for them and silently laugh to myself!

[@squacki3828]

this is so underrated

[@alana2519]

LOL ..This perfectly describes the Eshlads around when I were in school

[@moey6942]

Do Lebos or junkies next

[@justinlangley9522]

ultimate challenge , Take a Shot everytime this dude says Brah! props to the people that survive this video!

[@hazewhite6356]

The first part when he said “iykyk laaaaaaddd” that got me🤣🤣

[@Dutyy]

Nobody: *That face when you realise what the Gatorade bottle is used for* *Americans thinking he pees in it...*

[@god1284]

😮💨 Iykyk

[@tonysuda9066]

Nuk minut

[@hatewillneverwin8382]

Americans be like: "hehe he must pee in the bottle".....i guess i know now.

[@Leat_fingies223]

*cuts someone’s hose and cuts up a coke can* 😏

[@snuscaboose1942]

I be thinking the same, where's the f..n hole for the hose? Without a hole and a shotty hole, the bottle only has potential and needs a master to craft it into an airtight and easy to use fun machine.

[@calus_bath_water]

@@snuscaboose1942 you make the hole yourself

[@didier.gerost.07]

his accent is like speaking with a clothes' peg on his nose !! kisses from Switzerland ( Gstaad)

[@slightlyAwsomeWrestling]

Does he smoke weed with the Gatorade thingo

[@calus_bath_water]

Maybe......👀

[@user-ne9dx3ic1i]

Zinger box is my go to no cap ESHAY BRUH !!

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

dry

[@simonf8902]

Eshay. Cracks me up totally

[@Yimbyx]

Brah ya full closin in on 100k n that lad that's actual mad n that Ay lad eshaaay 🤙

[@npc525]

Stfu

[@Yimbyx]

@@npc525 look who's tough

[@npc525]

@@Yimbyx yeah ur not

[@Yimbyx]

@@npc525 WoOoOoOAh ithat hurt my feelings how could you?

[@npc525]

@@Yimbyx stfu

[@averywoodlief9319]

That scooter brought back memories

[@rhysfergusson3890]

Man these vids deserve millions of views

[@heeho5676]

Thanks for the laughs bro 💯✨ just got out a surgery but watchin your vids always keep me smiling cheers lad 💯

[@user-hx3kd5lw6k]

sometimes you forget that this just a skit

[@dylancollins1276]

My first day in school i heard other year 7s yelling eshaaaay

[@mariannpolutele2759]

Love how Eshay wants to throw hands in the opening 😂

[@rocketreact9489]

Do the junkie version of this 😂

[@binny139]

It'd only be one thing tho

[@Ari.h1m]

My little brother has the same scooter 😂😂😂😂

[@zacharywilson1282]

Gatorador bottle the eshay tool kit

[@richyk11]

Eshay!

[@average3106]

That person that he said that stoll the shoe. I was me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@sadboi357]

I love this guy, eshayyyys bahh

[@crackers609]

I reckon you need to get an upgrade on the sunnies. Get pit vipers.

[@avivabillington5514]

😂 I've seen what other people use their Powerade/Gatorade bottles for at times too

[@hughthomas1898]

This man is unrated

[@GIBKAYSOCK]

Do a pimp my ride to the razor scooter

[@YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU]

That intro 🤣

[@MasterHyp3rion]

Underrated KZbinr!

[@manswho826]

You reckon I can borrow a Gatorade bottle and a pair of entai's baaah?

[@davidknowsbetter8495]

If u didn't know what the empty Gatorade bottle is for, its a make shift bong

[@izaackovacevic8318]

Where do you get the send it sticker on the back of your tagbook from

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

nelk boys😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@Dani-Daoo]

0:00 - 0:15

[@Moo-Ray]

nah 4 real, them tiffany blue TN's are legit

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

found the eshay

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Zinger Box all the way, brah!

[@Fisher_Ash]

ESHAYS I AM ALSO AN EASHAY

[@keithm9832]

Make a video of you just blasting music loud in public transport

[@mrnobody2589]

Gatorade bottle= compulsory item for making a bong

[@henrychadwick7]

Close to 100K noice videos

[@stevendimopoulos9000]

Best eshay vid yet

[@bradgaskell245]

Shaktv:cant show other stuff had to take it out Me:Well what the bloody hell is it

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

obviously a shank and there dime bag of meth

[@04688]

Those blue Tiffins cost like 1000 bucks cash 💵

[@salty3616]

That bottle is basically a bong for eshays

[@llliceyyttv6922]

How many on tns do u actually have shak

[@Sdot69420]

Good video bro keep grindin.

[@nosemccream8243]

ESHAYYYYY

[@xundine]

this so good bra

[@oz_hunting2253]

Hey brah it’s me Darcy

[@Drecario]

Anyone explain what the Gatorade bottle is used for?

[@justewoalready5682]

ESHAY

[@jonathonegan9564]

Eshay

[@jenedc7006]

5:27 lol

[@akarts2426]

Also tha vape

[@mahtrickszz9669]

i dont get the gatorade bottle one

[@voica5827]

Shak needs to colab with garn

[@GeRaiDah]

"Give us a geez" is definitely somthing people should say more

[@felicitycooke3610]

Scoots…………lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mitchellbaumgart8285]

Eshaaayyy

[@skibidi.rizz21]

im not an eshay but i still get zinger box every single time. and ashton spitting fax if u go kfc snd not get a zinger box theres something wrong with you

[@justarandompersonontheinte5044]

i use to get em all the time but now im sick of em

[@TrapPrison]

Bruv them tiffany tns go for like 400 bucks rn they so sick

[@emelseck9590]

we need a Ash1ner razor scooter collab

[@tonysuda9066]

Nek minu

[@emelseck9590]

@razorworldwide

[@joekara]

Top quality vid Ash

[@god7916]

gatorade bottle beug haha

[@spyrob926]

Eshayyyy

[@curvyIg]

0:48, We know

[@g.dgrapefruit2491]

Forgot the drink with the smokes in it mostly cokes

[@hunterhofman3555]

hopefully all the eshays see this and wake upto themself hahaha

[@speedtakeawayane1511]

Nice one shak absolute pure comedy lad

[@SlinkyTheCreator]

How'd u get the lil ashOner symbol

[@speedtakeawayane1511]

@@SlinkyTheCreator u have yo be a member of his channel lad

[@sibomanayusuf4552]

You forgot a lighter Eshay!!

[@moey6942]

Eshay brah 😂

[@benjaminland3334]

u shoukd do a tn showcase of what u got

[@04688]

Bro I can’t with Out my red posca because I used to tag up the toilets😎

[@ryanfernandes272]

Zinger box my favourite to mate 🙂

[@johnnylowrencev5199]

how many pares of tns do ya have i have 10

[@ryanfernandes272]

@@johnnylowrencev5199 I don’t have any mate I am not an eshay

[@nzboy546]

@@ryanfernandes272 O'Day gonna get rolled watchout out etzwa lad vestra agnus adepto advolvit bruv cave aut salire te cum nostris scoots

[@johnnylowrencev5199]

i have two pares of the tiffinys

[@furios_gaming2241]

funniest crap ever man keep going

[@matthewrihan9362]

I like eminem nice eminem picture lad Eshays

[@down4wat3va]

Blackbook Goon!!!

[@liethmadi1315]

We’re you at jd sports

[@tcv.12]

You have inspired all of the youngies to become rebel. This is amazing how you changed many people! Congratulations on your achievement

[@GamerBoy-uf2pk]

Can u make a video on how to speed like an eshay LoL

[@tynemartin4826]

You forgot vapes and shanks crucial for a eshays survival

[@nzboy546]

Gatorade and zinger box enough for survival