"I'm glad she's staying clean" Theo is always a delight 😂
@scottleighton91499 ай бұрын
How the fuck am I just now getting that😂. I thought I was just missing context
@scottleighton91499 ай бұрын
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Ba dum tss
@tommarino699 ай бұрын
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist1 Hail Satan
@KiLLJOY10569 ай бұрын
me too man me too 😂 @@scottleighton9149
@JoeyP9469 ай бұрын
that's the most random funniest shit ever
@williamthomas521510 ай бұрын
Lmao Theo was genuinely trying to explain to Shane that he wasn’t trying to make him jerk off😂
@sasmayte9 ай бұрын
Theo felt pressed 😂😂
@Ogaitnas9009 ай бұрын
haha he panicked
@superjeep96336 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@hanshansen1990Ай бұрын
@@sasmayte fact!
@toohdaАй бұрын
@@sasmaytestuttering and shit😂😂
@jpmultimedia720710 ай бұрын
Shane and Theo together is pure comedy gold.
@FattyKim699 ай бұрын
Theo is golden with absolutely any guest
@awmer838 ай бұрын
“He could build a birdhouse with his tongue” 😂😂😂😂 how did that just go unnoticed?!
@soccrstar46 ай бұрын
1:33 “I’m glad she’s staying clean” about a woman taking a bath fucking took me out 😂😂😂
@NicolaMacLeod9 ай бұрын
Burt never misses an opportunity to make it about Burt.
@andrewlogan36649 ай бұрын
I love how at 1:15 Theo really thinks Shane is being serious 😂
@everestjumper110 ай бұрын
bert tries to make everything about himself. lol “i have been here.”😂
@devin821510 ай бұрын
i can never get enough of shane gillis lol
@AvinaLookAbaat10 ай бұрын
Pause
@mbc929010 ай бұрын
For sure 👍👌!
@joeyg29jgjg10 ай бұрын
Me either dawg I love this dude. Pause.
@B1gDuck10 ай бұрын
gay
@mattmarzula10 ай бұрын
So what happens when he dies and that's all there is?
@lofttm96910 ай бұрын
“Apparitions in my head while I’m resting” is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
@shermanwaren15910 ай бұрын
Everything about this was absolutely hilarious, apart from Bert Kreischers voice.
@ImHappyNapper10 ай бұрын
Bert sucks so much.
@JusttJD10 ай бұрын
Totally agree. So many little things he does consistently are beyond annoying.
@FormerMexican6910 ай бұрын
I can listen to Shane for hours, yet can’t stand 5 minutes of Bert. Insane how different all these comedians can be even tho they all fall under same umbrella term
@Hugh_Mungis10 ай бұрын
Foe real. Shane's talking about seeing one our the founding fathers house's, and Bert says "oh, wait I've even here!" How and the f%$k do you not always remember skiing gorge Washington's house?! Dudes a liar
@Pete_Finch10 ай бұрын
Bert just couldn't wait to jump in with I'VE BEEN THERE. Like dude, just fucking listen to another human being for a few seconds. I want to shake Bert and say if you just concentrated on actually listening to people on your podcast instead of barely waiting for your turn to talk/interrupting immediately, people would hate you a bit less
@shonyeezy567210 ай бұрын
Man brought back “the bros” humor back to comedy 😂😂😂😂
@htdtr10 ай бұрын
It'll be interesting to see how he progresses as a comedian. Can't imagine him telling bro jokes when he's 40 say
@to780410 ай бұрын
@@htdtrhe chills with Joe rogan all the time who is 50 odd, they still make the same old jokes, age doesn’t change comedic traits
@dakotawilbanks526110 ай бұрын
I still believe that stanky leg joke on kill tony is one of his most underrated moments 😂
@ultimatedriversofmachinery10 ай бұрын
Him and Theo is hilarious 😂
@conman0000710 ай бұрын
‘Divide this’ after shitting is hilarious. Theo is one of one.
@loribug1210 ай бұрын
My favorite! I wish they’d do a podcast together. 😂
@lastfirst351210 ай бұрын
Theo was the only one with quoteables lol
@NickMullet10 ай бұрын
So glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves. Hilarious.
@Pete_Finch10 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. Shane compilations have become basically all I watch when I'm not sleeping or working at this point. I also notice myself saying "dude" constantly, even to clients, and I'm a lawyer lmao. You might not believe how many people enjoy it - one guy literally said "I honestly love that you call me dude" and I hadn't even noticed I was doing it 😂
@Gixsir10 ай бұрын
Dude….. that’s awesome
@ImPrismuh10 ай бұрын
@@Gixsir dude that’s awesome that you think that’s awesome dude
@tumblindown550910 ай бұрын
Damn dude... way to keep it real. 💯 the dude abides brother.
@HighItsBubba10 ай бұрын
Dude is definitely a term of endearment and a damn good one at that
@ShawnFX9 ай бұрын
Dude you are a great lawyer! Hope you win all of your cases :)
@draconariusking832810 ай бұрын
“We didn’t bring you down here to get anything out of you man.” 💀
@jc130ful10 ай бұрын
“You bring me here to make me Cum ? “ 😮💀 Shane is to much
@AMScruff10 ай бұрын
Bert just stole Shane's thunder while he was telling what would've been a great story and joke.
@htdtr10 ай бұрын
For a podcast host he's not a good podcast host lol. Not much of a comedian either 😂
@tateontop215510 ай бұрын
@@htdtrhe’s a pretty good stand up comedian but he’s annoying af
@ApHoney10 ай бұрын
That's typically what Bert does
@liamcalhoun71199 ай бұрын
he does this joke more in depth in the netflix special he has it’s hilarious. must watch for sure.
@nielspeterlyck5929 ай бұрын
why does he keep interrupting dude, so annoying
@bdiv449 ай бұрын
3:05 that one dude that said “he’s halfway thru the thriller video” 😭😭😭
@Montycat7810 ай бұрын
Would you vote for the Rock? It depends, is he going to secure the border? Is he going to lock her up? 😂
@SerDuncanMaybals4 ай бұрын
Shane: “I went to mount vernon” Bert: “you ever hear the story of the time I went to Russia”
@Winters3410 ай бұрын
Bert sounds like he is just waiting for his turn to talk
@tobymcflurry2589 ай бұрын
shane and theo's pod was the funniest episode of any pod ive ever seen, what a duo 🤣
@l2enegadesofFunk5 ай бұрын
The way Theo talks is just absolutely golden, he phrases things in such a bizarrely comedic way. It's almost like he's not being intentionally funny, but everything he says cracks me up. The way he says "Look at the suds on her chest *a little*" fucking got me so bad. It's so silly. Most people would just say "Look at the suds on her chest" but Theo wants to make sure you only do it a little bit. Gotta be a gentleman about it. 😂 And directly before that "I'm glad she's staying clean" and right after it "We didn't bring you down here to get anything out of you". All in the space of like 15 seconds. I still am not sure whether he's a comedic genius or just accidentally hilarious.
@Zero-ci7co10 ай бұрын
Shane is hilarious😂😂 His slave story was wasted on try hard Bert though..
@thelocal01708 ай бұрын
Shane “ farting in class” Theo “ you did it?” Shane “yeah” Theo “ woah” 😂 lmao
@TheSurgePhoenix9 ай бұрын
Shane is one of the only people I've seen who can make Theo backpedal
@RR-gp3qy8 ай бұрын
Bill Burr Chris DL
@TheJroddude10 ай бұрын
The girl who asked about age gap relationship’s definitely rolls around on the floor dancing sensually while she drunk listening to Stevie Nicks 😂🍻
@otatopmalloy90515 ай бұрын
Definitely someone’s cool aunt, glass of wine and “Dreams” on repeat.
@ScottishRoyal14 ай бұрын
Damn that's accurate.
@elatedapple421510 ай бұрын
Theo “I just have apparitions in my head while I’m resting” “you know, night time dreams”
@SuperLADM9 ай бұрын
comparing kensington to a civil war hospital is hilarious
@dannydooberstein925310 ай бұрын
is shane the best podcast guest? he's the funniest part of every show he goes on
@worldwarchamp195910 ай бұрын
The school farting and unique shitting styles has me dying 😂😂😂. Dude is a legend for plank shitting in school.
@lucaslucaz10 ай бұрын
He hesitated with the Amish joke but went oh heck they won't see it
@nathanrobinson159510 ай бұрын
So awesome seeing him Continue to get bigger and funnier. I’m Still rooting for him!!!!
@BoolaidMan9 ай бұрын
Talking to Bert is like when your friend on acid is pretending to understand the conversation.
@BumboLooks8 ай бұрын
Acid isn't cool, it's stupid.
@martinwalton930710 ай бұрын
The genesis of the George Washinton bit is so great.
@Quangum7 ай бұрын
Like if you saw/heard Bert and skipped.
@peterpiper52564 ай бұрын
Ain’t even got there yet but appreciate the heads up
@_CHaluPY3 ай бұрын
why don’t people like bert
@_CHaluPY3 ай бұрын
i don’t particularly like him either but is there a specific reason
@alexmercshard3 ай бұрын
@@_CHaluPYhe’s incredibly unfunny has zero empathy whatsoever. He cannot read a room to save his LIFE. He’s unbearable as a person. Not a single moment of his is genuine. As a person he sucks LOL
@randomnugget77503 ай бұрын
I'm not even sure ppl just hate Bert for no reason
@philmccrakin978210 ай бұрын
I like when he gets tuned up. His inner Phil emerges.
@Dontworryaboutit696969 ай бұрын
Bert asking shane if his story was real is so damn ironic
@lilalisa24510 ай бұрын
😂😂 😂 The new face of comedy 😂😂😂
@JrBlades9 ай бұрын
theo has the special talent of making any conversation 5x dumber
@Mr-Muyos10 ай бұрын
“You’d be undercover Bawss…” 😂
@MrNH71810 ай бұрын
"I'm from now. What are you doing out " 😂😂😂
@mbc929010 ай бұрын
😆 Shane said, “IT’S FINE!” looking at him like, calm the F**K down! 🤣
@AdNLB10 ай бұрын
‘I’VE BEEN THERE.’ Jesus wept Bert is like a spoilt, competitive 5 year old. Only then to realise he never has been there. Only my love for the Bull got me through that clip.
@kevinyeager902310 ай бұрын
Shits crazy how he lies about everything... Bert is just awful... The community needs to treat him like Brendan Schuab... He doesn't deserve to be so big...
@obsceneryfilms105110 ай бұрын
Bert was about to just grab the bal and ruin his bit
@marcusflint290710 ай бұрын
I think Bert suffers from mental illness. Like legit that dude is not fully tracking reality. Always lying, total lack of self awareness, delusional about his health...I'm not saying this to crap on the dude. I'm saying this guy needs HELP.
@jamesbowen208810 ай бұрын
Thank you! Yes! Why does Bert have to involve himself in other people's stories?
@BumboLooks8 ай бұрын
Why are you calling Shane "the Bull" ? Are you gay or something? Seriously.
@He1loEarthling9 ай бұрын
Theo trying to be and not to be an undercover plantation boss is killing me
@keith198226 ай бұрын
It's funny what Shane says like him being mentally in challenge. It's hilarious because he says he feels like I'm doing a "Make a Wish for where I go, too
@TheBlackalachian9 ай бұрын
Doing the dougie for a Amish chick has me cryyyyyinnnnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ima try that , it’s a Amish far right up the road from me
@martyjohnston36899 ай бұрын
I’m so happy for Shane. He’s also getting me through a lot lately. Really glad to have discovered him.
@JurdTV25 күн бұрын
“We didn’t bring you here to get anything out of you” 😂😂😂😂
@Jphophreshness10 ай бұрын
He is sincerely one of the bros lol we all had a friend like this but nobody who could verbalize his thoughts like this
@MattH-wg7ou9 ай бұрын
I need more Shane and Theo in my life. Mattafact, I need some Matt and Theo in my life. Theo on MSSP would be EPIC! Matt and Theo could be the most explosive energy combination ever!
@SSmokin10 ай бұрын
First man I’ve ever seen have Theo Von stumped 😂😂😂
@lucienpavone344310 ай бұрын
it's in mount vernon "wheres that?" outside of dc on the potomac ... "OH IVE BEEN THERE" then doesn't know about the actors
@queueeeee90008 ай бұрын
The chick with Tom Segura for sure voted for Biden. Her face when Shane is talking about voting for Biden 😂
@Tenyearslater1310 ай бұрын
I’m glad she staying clean lol
@brycehinton73109 ай бұрын
21:03 lmao the haircut is accurate
@jayflow79495 ай бұрын
1:35 “I’m Glad She’s Clean” Bruh 😂😂💀
@StorageViking1010 ай бұрын
Damn Bert is the biggest “me me me” guy on KZbin
@thothasterianinfinitelovet27659 ай бұрын
CHOO CHOO😂 THE THEO SHANE TRAIN COMING THRU FOR UK SPEW
@ILLUMINATED-1Ай бұрын
theo not understanding how an undercover boss wouldnt work as a concept in a plantation is insane
@1Solace7 ай бұрын
If Shane and Theo made a podcast... Gl everyone else
@lukeyLuke555 ай бұрын
Shane deserves all his success
@yannisniotis35139 ай бұрын
undercover boss....too good
@Wine_n_cheese7 ай бұрын
I love that he's a Notre Dame fan
@joeivory97807 ай бұрын
Theo is dope. I love the way he talks bro. He looks like he is doing an impression of himself.
@jonstark710610 ай бұрын
Shane just dismantling Hans Kim for the fraud he is
@Tryptone9 ай бұрын
hahah... more! More! MORE!!!! I could have him playing in the background all day making me laugh.
@Cannadips9 ай бұрын
SHANE GILLIS THE GOAT
@theace11001310 ай бұрын
"I Have apparations in my head when I'm resting" -Theo Von
@BumboLooks8 ай бұрын
What was the point of quoting that. It isn't funny.
@JonahTV6 ай бұрын
The fact neither of them got the question 🤣
@-.-Monster10 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me 100% believe in Hollywood plants like bert kreischer being famous.
@ScottishRoyal14 ай бұрын
Yeah man he's fukn disgusting
@cartermacewen308610 ай бұрын
The Hitler clip with the German outro music is pure comedy 🤣
@Chriswallace040510 ай бұрын
Halfway through the thriller dance 😂
@mbc929010 ай бұрын
A comedic gem 💎 man ⭐️!!
@pyaeger9115 ай бұрын
I went to Catholic school too and when someone would tear ass during mass, the teachers couldn’t even hold back the laughter.
@AcesPlace228 ай бұрын
Share ripping dawyne the pebble Johnson was 100% perfect
@cmac2379 ай бұрын
Why am I being sold bibles, raw papers and liquid iv in the description haha
@SassyTheSasquatch1112210 ай бұрын
16:11 got to be the funniest 😭
@chrissosa372310 ай бұрын
Shane talking about Washington's place "OH I'VE BEEN HERE" of course you have, Bert. Of course you have
@spliffdelakong542210 ай бұрын
My second job at 16 was at a Taco Bell. I was always high and worked at fuckin Taco Bell so I ate Taco Bell and had the worst gas all the time. The store I worked at had a foyer. Any time my stoner ass felt any pressure I'd walk into that foyer and rip all the ass. Watching people walk into my ass air was the funniest thing ever back then. Can't lie... I laughed typing this.
@firstnamelastname592510 ай бұрын
Based beyond belief
@trulyrandom_10 ай бұрын
“Undercover Bhosh”😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ashleyoliva75889 ай бұрын
Got a little hitch in ur giddyup? 😂😂😂
@swampduck260910 ай бұрын
Sup dawgz
@itsfonzy18948 ай бұрын
Theo and Shane might be the funniest people alive
@BumboLooks8 ай бұрын
Not even close. 10% of their content is exceptionally funny but the rest is pretty ordinary.
@3500andrei9 ай бұрын
2:23 what's funny is, a few days ago he worked out with the Rock 😂😂😂
@booey61909 ай бұрын
"Oh you got a little hitch in your giddy-up?"
@FuzzyV4 ай бұрын
At min11.10.. I genuinely thought the screen froze 😂😂
@HotLikeSauc35 ай бұрын
Bro what did Shane not get about the random dream Theo is having about being an undercover boss lmao
@Dave-h4r10 ай бұрын
Theo " Two Ferns" Von
@ethanladue274529 күн бұрын
0:30 thought they had a make a wish kid on the show
@dxytona10 ай бұрын
This nigga Theo said it’s easy to impress the Amish. “Do the dougie, crank dat Soulja boy” 😂😂😂
@jblazeangel69696 ай бұрын
Shane and Theo should have their own podcast and call it slow bros.
@loqeechris10 ай бұрын
Shane Gillis is the greatest “dude” of all time 🐐🏆
@donnyschell61718 ай бұрын
Big Lebowski
@arok26065 ай бұрын
“I would never do anything like that “ 💀
@smoll.miniatures7 ай бұрын
Shulz drone guys😂😂😂😂
@reneexxx31968 ай бұрын
lmao shane has no idea how many female fans he actually has
@luisbuenaventura7712 ай бұрын
Wonderful!!!
@capatinn982413 күн бұрын
Shane gillis is Shrek 1
@reecebeeler78819 ай бұрын
Whos back there so good I was crying
@W33DO237 ай бұрын
That Andrew Schulz line took me the fuck out 😭😭
@GlockyBalboa7 ай бұрын
The whole story with Bert was in his Netflix special that’s hilarious