SCARIEST FAST FOOD STORIES

[@Ella_Playx]

Shane’s voice at the start of his sentences:📈 Shane’s voice at the end of his sentence:📉

[@sarairivera3732]

Lmfao this is to real 😭

[@blankblank5409]

I

[@m04rss]

Why did I just realize that?!?!?

[@theatgung]

OH WOW THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT

[@fatimasyed9278]

IKR 😂😂

[@alexsnightmare]

"Oh damn girl you're naked" *creepy music starts*

[@cowboymice]

*scary*

[@doyouknowbtso-o8863]

lmao

[@lumdug22]

Twenty øne Phans Sp00k

[@dontcryalwayscraft3014]

Twenty øne Phans phan!

[@maraudersacrusader]

Yup thats funny

[@meow-zh7xi]

2017 : oh okay I'm real scared of drive thrus 2019 : *_letting the person in front of me decide what I eat_*

[@lailaalidawi1159]

lol same

[@silbessobos5216]

Most bullshit I've heard

[@samanthaclark]

Woah.

[@cookiecorngacha234]

Does anyone know who started this person in front of me trend? Cuz every video if those has comments like YOU STOLE DIS I HATE YOOOOOOO!! So who started it idk can someone tell me thanks

[@jorasoli1]

I know who started it... The inpatient anti vax kids who are dying waiting for the Area 51 raid

[@Miss101Beauty]

I’m re watching all Shane’s old videos and bingeing his old content and I miss these so much🥺

[@4usprosperity]

💜✌🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃⛔🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

[@lillithbrax1300]

Me rn.

[@cameronpope8513]

same girl

[@talbal_talia8135]

Same

[@jasminetpf6366]

shame that he ruined his career with disgusting behaviour

[@angxlicbxby]

**Eats a McDonald's burger while watching** Wow I'm never eating fast food again *Take another bite*

[@tyler-bi9fe]

ME. haha

[@heyitsrachel9719]

Queen John me tho

[@izzobou]

I relate

[@AristaniRodriguez]

MEE

[@sarahalkeisi7346]

110% Trash you're name is literally me

[@trishbabe3615]

Is it just me or when other KZbinrs talk about Conspiracy theory it gets boring but when Shane does it it's not

[@janicec7518]

meg griffin IKR LIKE HOW

[@toby809]

meg griffin ikr

[@Amymurm]

meg griffin shut up meg

[@hoperofhopes6943]

meg griffin ikr

[@lucyt4717]

...

[@darcy_gr2609]

shane is the living embodiment of “nah i’m joking...unless”

[@sssleepybear]

😳

[@blankblank5409]

*~*

[@rated-rsicario9082]

Then sometimes puts a fkn jumpscare like wtf I can’t even rewatch these without looking out lmfao 😂😂😂

[@whalemasterkatie4849]

Oh damn girl you're naked Shane: let us talk about fast food

[@zoerthompson2669]

AHAH-

[@blankblank5409]

( )

[@danielwahab9345]

true dat

[@aleshaduh7218]

Maybe she was a snack..

[@kingdomreturn304]

@@aleshaduh7218 Tbh I found her cringe just she had the luciferian eyes XD

[@kurmid3145]

Shane: *exposes* Illuminati: aight guys new plan

[@mauliislam5702]

Shane: Starts to explain that people are reptiles Logic: Ayh imma head out

[@citeouse3847]

daisydoll tv lmaooo

[@Acidic_Strawberries]

Why do I always think this?

[@randomshit3721]

It's ight

[@rockstardee]

*LMFAOOOO*

[@skzcxnya4799]

Why am I thinking about *burger king foot lettuce*

[@meow-zh7xi]

*honestly if I saw that damm thing in my living room I would stomp on it until it is was small brown stain*

[@serenagriffin2373]

Jimin Mochi burger bing boot bettuse

[@sortasmitten]

Love ur pfp

[@stabbysdeathknife7471]

Ba da da da I'm loving it

[@dreamyley8476]

Number 5- Burger King foot lettuce The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus

[@omunistuwu5110]

"they are making money from YOU being fat" *cough* wow shane, you didn't have to hurt me like that.

[@candacemacd]

Me: "wow Shane you didn't have to expose me like that 🙁"

[@almondmilk738]

Lol

[@notnova1]

Thanks for pointing out my insecurities and doing me like that, thanks mate!!!! Ugh, Shane...

[@nightcore_gacha8329]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@farida.]

🥴🥴🥴

[@definitelynotjim2336]

“Fast food was made to keep us fat...” Americans: how dare they! *proceeds to eat McDonald’s everyday*

[@lisa8012]

But isn't Panera technically fast food? Its healthy and expensive but its got a drive thru right?

[@peepee42]

Olivia not just fast food only has drive thrus

[@peepee42]

Olivia just cuz it has a drive thru, doesn’t mean it’s fast food

[@definitelynotjim2336]

George Washington • 372 years ago hahahhaha I love the 372 years ago thing

[@peepee42]

Definitely not Jim great 👍

[@cyber2729]

“Fast food is bad” Me: but it’s good

[@heckinghummus2863]

Nice name fren

[@uglygirl7893]

Yes 🤠🐴

[@Em-em9mh]

_I love how Shane laughs at his own jokes_

[@yesnostudios1581]

litteraly me

[@miminguyennnn]

PunkVigilante definitely me

[@chasityrene6743]

Same lol

[@iwilleatuwhole]

PunkVigilante how do u make the font like that ?

[@please_kill_me__2730]

Geek Rebel LMAO I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS GREEK YOGURT LMAOOoO 😂

[@ellaheard-ludtke9308]

Shane NEEDS his own Netflix show

[@soulgio_4268]

Agree

[@daniamairon]

Couldnt agree more. If he does, can we watch it together hahh

[@uvlightt]

Y E S

[@maliklong9827]

But they would limit his words

[@natnatbautista6257]

Yeah

[@caseymcnaughton9982]

I miss this era sm

[@aaryatodoroki]

fr :(

[@aliceranoure]

same😭

[@sshawna_]

Same:(

[@tatepadouk1009]

Who else is watching in 2019 because they have nothing to do in life?

[@luvcleod]

same😕😂

[@ynwniceboy8235]

Yeh

[@losershadow7580]

its frickin 3019.

[@raquelbernal320]

Me

[@avapina]

Tate Padouk mEe

[@shaylali9430]

“DONT MAKE ME ASSUME MY ULTIMATE FORM!” 🤣🤣💀

[@hannahrichard6386]

I was waiting for someone to notice that!!

[@shaylali9430]

HahaItsHannah 🤣

[@thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972]

@@hannahrichard6386 lol sameeeee

[@padlock8]

I'm never eating fast food again... Edit: I JUST ATE IT.

[@bhadkyle8561]

This is me but I like only jollibee and KFC Lol

[@olivemulvany3645]

😂😂

[@cailinpatton6620]

Fuck I just ate Mcdonalds

[@Riversradios]

bhad kyle jolliebee is horrible

[@roseavera3925]

Lol

[@_iHaveFun_]

Who else is watching in 2023 cause you also miss the old way he did conspiracy theories?

[@lanasnmbr1fan]

yesss me

[@ThatoneXPLR]

Me

[@soph1a.444_]

🙋🏽

[@Spahici]

Thats enough no more mcdonalds A few moments later: damn, i want mcdonalds now

[@Spahici]

no one asked

[@annabeatrice7658]

The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff savage

[@leoneljasso3848]

The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff same

[@creatiuravity9633]

The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff lol

[@juntoo401]

The Faruq gamer,vlogs and stuff get Jack

[@WeirdowithaBeardo]

I'm watching this in December 2018, waiting for Shane to drop another conspiracy video...

[@potatosackkk3435]

Same

[@coreclipss]

17th

[@skylerhill6263]

Sameeeee brooooo

[@kiripima3284]

Im watching on Christmas eve eve lol

[@929er13]

same.

[@trashqueen6499]

I'm honestly worried that the government is gonna come for Shane and try to silence him

[@nourin5248]

me too tbh

[@The_Cherokee_Gypsy]

I do too. That's what the Illuminati elite do. Shane is exposing too much to too many people. Although we appreciate Shane, the elite don't.

[@untitleddocument3198]

Shane would find a way to tell us if they're doing anything to him tbh like he would literally sacrifice his life to tell us the truth that is why Shane is queen

[@cinderpaws]

*Trash Queen* I feel like they can't because he's talked about it so much if it actually happened people would know it's them

[@yaelgonzalez3496]

Same

[@lornavillarreal]

I’m rewatching all these videos, i miss this years

[@maisychapman9130]

It’s the background music that scares me the most ! 😂

[@sophiedits2150]

Maisy Chapman I know right!

[@edify.9018]

*o*

[@sophiehawker942]

Sameeeeee

[@queendanap]

yeeeeeesssssssssss

[@deyjanicealiy1747]

Same

[@zetabell]

Why isn’t this a Netflix series?!

[@legoplay-fh5gl]

It’s called “rotten” (I think)

[@alananaomi9095]

Yeah, it really should be!

[@samanthagarcia7739]

EXACTLY

[@heathergriffith4847]

True tho

[@aminsh3843]

Because Netflix is as well owned by greedy corporations.

[@zoeloreanne3777]

*McDonalds is quaking*

[@ava7141]

*Burger King is shook*

[@nopenope8988]

*where’s Wendy’s wig?*

[@peyt0n5]

YASSSSS QUEEEENNNN

[@peyt0n5]

Her wig was snatched

[@nopenope8988]

Peyton Foster 😂😂

[@saydez4671]

Who’s here after all that’s came out with Shane ? I liked him when he did these types of videos ... sad what’s happening now ..

[@hallieequine6785]

can you explain what’s happened x

[@allisonm8547]

@@hallieequine6785 ik im so confused

[@nlev5869]

It's sad hes a great guy and is just being hit with hate

[@poletato1290]

I know,

[@Imhomophobicjk]

Yeah he didn't really deserve any of that

[@ithinkiloveyou1111]

Me:I'm never eating fast food again *2 minutes later* Me:Look. I'm here for a good life, not a long one

[@thatwasntveryplusultraofyo5972]

Lol same

[@flxtraa]

MONALISA SINHA wait why?

[@monalisasinha1015]

No I just got kinda triggered when saw they would turn down the opportunity to live long just for a good life

[@cece8401]

So would you rather live to 80 and be depressed or live to 35 and be loved by everyone and live life to the fullest? Coz’ I would rather live to 35. P.S. I’m not saying that everyone that lives long is depressed or that they want/have to be.

[@jennifer1237]

WE ARE HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME

[@swaggywaffle1219]

im re watching this in 2019 and dying at “get out quita get out” 😂😂

[@adammorristesttest4297]

its 2019 im waiting for a new episode

[@darkchocolate5494]

Same

[@maddieflynn6627]

Adam yea everyone is

[@pearladams8493]

Adam Same but he’s making a new series so it’ll be good soon

[@maddi_xox_laddie4675]

Same eee OMG

[@em-xr8dk]

It's coming out this Wednesday, the 30th

[@Alex-xj3gs]

“Don’t make me assume my ultimate form, I will fucking wreck you!” I love how this part just gets glossed over. I was dying from laughter when she said that

[@4usprosperity]

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

[@gabriellejefford7653]

Literally everyone in the comments: I’m never eating fast food again. Me: Ya me neither... A day later: Mom can we go to McDonald’s?

[@rosemary_carll]

Tbh that's me

[@michelleregister5385]

20 minutes later **

[@mija952]

*lmao*

[@elizabethvalentine8910]

I’m eating McDonald’s right now..

[@priscillasfuntime9569]

Gabrielle Jefford me all the time

[@annielawn9204]

shane yer making me trust nobody lmao

[@aphbite]

IateAllTheBlueberries OH MY GOSH STOP TRYING TO MAKE "FETCH" HAPPEN ::P JK

[@cyberlife8322]

Regina George i don't trust anyone anyways lol

[@grethangirl7236]

IateAllTheBlueberries it's not happening

[@sarahmason8315]

Trust nobody by cashmere cat ft Selena gomez

[@najiah8955]

Fetch oml I love that video

[@ellawile4529]

Me: wow this is scary... after video Me: *gets mcdonalds*

[@mimi_ramos0187]

EllaWile lol sameeee

[@funkofunko8772]

hi

[@mercyymain8942]

@@kittobitto Aaron?? Is that you? (I'm sorry my friend loves Culver's and gets it too much)

[@keiraketchup3754]

EllaWile omg ar-are you my CLONE *gasp*

[@pancakeslolll]

Literly me

[@terriperriweather]

End of 2021 and I find myself re watching old Shane videos, I miss these! Would love to see one on this pandemic.. old Shane would have been all over it 😂

[@wabacake9937]

SHANE HERE'S THINGS YOU'VE MADE ME AFRAID OF 1. Toys 2..Being alone 3. The dark 4. My own HOUSE 5. Walking past strangers 6. The GOVERNMENT 7. Ghosts (yes I did see ghosts as friends) 8. FAST FOOD

[@bloodtheory6677]

All of the above I’m terrified of being alone and being in the dark. And waking past strangers. And the government.

[@rosemary_carll]

I have fast food around 4 times a year

[@tristangaming2953]

My closet

[@maryanmohamed8654]

I Like Turtles ;D IKR

[@mabbynabby1210]

I Like Turtles ;D I don’t eat fast food

[@kaedenrblx]

I watched 3 of your videos and now my whole recommendations list is your conspiracy theories.

[@lavanda9508]

OMG SAME

[@zamiramora6791]

Yesssssssssss

[@laurarodrigues6588]

SAMEEEEEE

[@justcharli4775]

yup

[@Sugarbxg]

Honestly

[@marshmellon8881]

I like to call this series “reasons I like living in the UK”

[@user-xz3rx5sy8g]

Sameeee. This jus makes wanna not live in America even more. 😂

[@demitenhave1658]

Samee hahaha live in the Netherlands

[@scarlett-tv2re]

lmao but we have fast food in the UK too

[@lydiaklug3738]

Greetings from Germany. I'm happy that I'm not living in the Us now

[@notnova1]

BRO ME TOO FAM I live in Birmingham COME AT ME

[@i_changed_my_username_ha8718]

Shane: I used to work at Jenny Craig- Me: weight, what?

[@zoewritesbooks]

Lmaoooo

[@hamianagrande]

Lol

[@AriMarieFilms]

ME:WHY DO I WATCH THIS?! My Brain: because you'll forget about it in like a week

[@maxrodgar]

That Leopard Girl MEEEE OH MY GOD HOWD YOU KNOW?!!!

[@danallama3184]

Good for you I won't 😂😂😂😂😂 lol

[@foresterlpsskitscrackvidsf8876]

Me.

[@tehqueen6459]

@@danallama3184 same haha

[@victoriarangel5526]

*remembers it for the rest of my life*

[@ellageorge10]

8:51-8:53 did anyone else here some in the background say “ewwww!”

[@xoxo.amanda]

Ella George I did 😂

[@jordanthomas1201]

I did

[@lunalovegood7440]

Yup haha

[@Larissas-Jungle]

Lmao yes

[@j7minn821]

Ella George YES

[@socialinteraction_8252]

Who else is watching this while waiting for Shane's new series to come out.

[@mel1155]

ChimChim_NoJams it already did now and I’m very happy 😃

[@nanvymiane3477]

Me

[@lilyl2339]

i know right

[@eislynn1687]

HOBI!!! I love your profile picture 💜

[@socialinteraction_8252]

@@eislynn1687 thanks lol

[@simontownshend8088]

am i still watching shane dawson conspiracy theories in 2022? yes.

[@LeonardoCruz-ke3zl]

Yes I’ve watched them like 100 times

[@youngbooga3372]

Fr

[@vee08]

2023 😙

[@jennab.1026]

“Don’t make me assume my ultimate form.” Is my new catchphrase. 😂😂

[@J4ID3N_]

@@ratb4st4rd30 i like it

[@KennyLunacy]

Okay Lord Frieza.

[@pancon9947]

Yeah i love this one

[@soynymphfaery]

I love the idea of Ronald McDonald Wendy and the Burger King at a table in a dimly lit room, conspiring to put Chipotle "in their place".

[@wolfie-msp7351]

dræming. Lmao

[@wongtongthongbong]

dræming. If Ronald mc Donald fuck Wendy’s then There will be a Mc Wendy’s fast food

[@mrsnuffel03]

😂😂

[@someonecommenting6994]

*article comes out about rats,bugs,and everything being found in a Mcdonald's restaurant* me : ew i'm not going there anymore me 3 days later : ooh let's go to mcdonald's !

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.]

someone commenting .

[@hazuluwu9549]

someone commenting tha tha thaa mc donalds

[@alidk5701]

someone commenting at least it takes you 3 days

[@anahigonzales3414]

someone commenting why is this me

[@nynytyyub1610]

someone commenting Rick this places When my mom says that were going to one of these places I-m going to say nooooooooooooooooooooo

[@devonwise3938]

Why is no one talking about that lady who said "Don't make me assume my ultimate form"??? I'm DEAD

[@kyliemills6370]

Same 😂

[@yoongisgirlfriend9302]

What in the actual hecking heck. Lol 😂😂

[@alysialenore30]

Petition for shane to start his own conspiracy TV series on netflix

[@michelleregister5385]

I'd sign it

[@elmoL650]

He can't they wudnt let him expose that much

[@althea145]

The only thing is it wouldn't be accessible to as many people. Other than that I'm down!

[@amelianevaeh789]

He be exposeing many people then he expose Netflix

[@yaerhuang3259]

Signed

[@Dunder707]

"A woman found two worms inside her hamburger" Well, at least she didn't find 1 1/2 worms.

[@oliviarobinson2313]

You are not wrong

[@qxuuiinnn]

ew stop

[@suzusat]

*crunch*

[@ghztthjj4521]

Zhh

[@bro-qd4ri]

Whoop whoop

[@liz_8058]

Does it disgust me? *Yes* Will it stop me going to there? *No* Will it stop me eating less in there? *Maybe* 😂

[@lunalovegood7440]

Meeee *wheezing*

[@mija952]

*lol*

[@sixringsofsteel6440]

elizabeth1293 hotel *trivago*

[@matilda315]

Lmao

[@quinn1812]

Oml 666th like :O

[@AmyCooperR]

I never have anything old from Shane recommended to me because I used to watch the videos as they came out. I remember watching this years ago and all of a sudden it’s in my recommended?? What the hell!?

[@kingdomreturn304]

Hey be careful I heard theyre going after YT'bers real crazy shit, use VPNs and other non main source internet

[@worldofsamantha949]

Me: THAT’S IT! NO MORE FAST FOOD Also me: *eating a burger while typing this*

[@user-on2jy8co2y]

Lmao same

[@LyssisKira]

Ahahahahaha

[@dummyheademilyemily1484]

MEE

[@nicolovespanda]

lol i can imagine you trying to type it with one hand then eventually putting the burger down to type it hurriedly while breathing heavily and chewing

[@gayandemo4life95]

lazylazuli omg that's me xD

[@chloewills8051]

if you're watching this at night... you are safe.

[@maggie-lw1re]

exclusive content. Thanks bro

[@ava7141]

Thank you for the reassurance my friend 👍

[@chloewills8051]

Margrit anytime man

[@chloewills8051]

ew ava's ugly no problem

[@dog_lover5864]

exclusive content. Someone fucking knocked on my door during watching this...

[@vcassoo]

Damn what a crazy world. *Bites into burger*

[@ayannaenglish7334]

JCrispy_ me 😂😂

[@nayelihernandez5373]

JCrispy_ SAME LMFAO

[@simplyjisung8323]

JCrispy_ 😂😂😂Me!!!😂😂😂

[@schulyeraverill5663]

Lol

[@daboisonafridaynight2214]

sNATCHED I know right? *eats a chicken nugget*

[@avamarie8698]

We need more of these I miss them so much

[@unwrites2920]

*Ronald McDonald has left the chat*

[@kai-ug7yw]

Omg lolllll🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@chanhee1295]

😂😂😂

[@silviacarrillo1588]

Ronald McDonald coming in the chat to sue

[@unwrites2920]

@@silviacarrillo1588 oH sHiT

[@bellamartin4383]

Gurl he has never been in the chat since 2013 😂

[@hetakauppinennn7231]

Shane:"Have u ever craved fast food so bad?" Me:"Umm... Have you heard of periods"

[@astakasta1541]

Pinkfluffy keepsinging haha so truee😂

[@clownthatfrowns6856]

SAME

[@autumn5117]

ikr

[@xneonisneonx]

Ikr😂😂

[@mimidjr4971]

Yup

[@ash-tv4xy]

No one: Seriously no one: Not even Jesus: Shane's every thumbnail: o_O

[@sheep2000]

Hobi sunshine ツong 💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@mto7648]

YES! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT

[@loonafan0210]

I like your profile picture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧)

[@ash-tv4xy]

@@loonafan0210 oh yours isn't bad either (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@loonafan0210]

Hobi sunshine ツ hehe ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

[@DiegoHernandez-vq8nl]

THE GOVERMENT MIGHT BE TRYING TO END SHANE! Because he knew too much...

[@quoki]

Makes me wonder if there's a reason Shane didn't talk about Taco Bell.

[@worthlessbean8416]

xTur this needs more likes XD

[@lesbiaint]

OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@silviaflores4391]

amelia flutes u love Hamilton too yes.

[@lilypadspiritanimations1811]

xTur maybe because Taco Bell has no secrets like I believe that Taco Bell has no secrets because I love it

[@cinnirawrz]

As I heard this I felt something crunchy in my pizza rolls..... Bye

[@oofergangfucc6440]

Oh dang

[@octobussy8008]

*Oh god, it's bones.*

[@bellathebookworm5156]

It's death. Hope you had a god run

[@Somewhere_Bagel]

You cooked them to crispyness. Nice

[@Rachel-hz5gj]

Namjoon added onions

[@bobatea1560]

Me: *Slowly puts down fries and nuggies*

[@sammytheusername6818]

*nuggets

[@DexgamingX]

That_Casual_Person no nuggies

[@yourlocaldumbass2258]

It’s just a fun saying bruh

[@ragnarrokkvi168]

Haha nuggies

[@chhandamandal5209]

Dramatic music playing in the back ground.

[@poohsockh6375]

All the comments are pretty much “AnY bOdY eLsE hErE cAuSe ThE vIrUs” and “iM hErE cAuSe I hAvE nOtHiNg ElSe To Do In 2020

[@selmasecic2413]

Same

[@riley.clairee7104]

Eg

[@grantkank]

And they have 12k thousand

[@blankblank5409]

GKWXRLD Its pathetic those comments appeal to edgy ironic 14 year old girls

[@blankblank5409]

@Kenichi Russell Huh? What the fuck is you’re point?

[@Clarefalco]

Shane: and its not just in the food, its in the restaurants too Me: *thinks of that guy dressed as ronald McDonalds on the counter screaming ”Get outta ya mind” meme* huh

[@quinn1812]

Lmao

[@aubrieevans7508]

OH YES!

[@j7minn821]

Msp Queen7 OMG YES

[@carrisaphillips3221]

When you ain’t loving it anymore.

[@saiydeej4577]

Carrisa Phillips omgim DEAD

[@lilliejae6825]

😂😂😂

[@marwan4358]

Carrisa Phillips *Lovin'

[@maddiebeaver3415]

Carrisa Phillips 😂 !

[@rosie2rad]

😂😂😂

[@gresa.mll7]

No one: Shane:These r just Theories no Facts Me:Hey Mom did u know that...

[@kenmakozume1441]

I was literally just doing that! Lmao

[@tiarna3126]

S A M E

[@bilswife2331]

ME

[@lilymcguine1302]

My life but I also my sister

[@444powerline]

I do the same thing teehee

[@momoj9574]

whoever put glass in a burger, especially if they knew it was going to a kid should serve in jail

[@ximena-hi5by]

@Gaming and Education LOL does it make it acceptable if it wasn’t?

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

Probably just something that broke inbthe kitchen, you know with glass it flies every direction. Have had broken pieces of plastic and screws in my food and salads, things that malfunctioned & fell down from the saladbar or from the kitchen

[@Dee_Generate]

You know what Shane? I love the fact that you are making kids aware of all the dangers of fast food. I'm sure they look up to you and you are using your voice to make them aware of these issues. Hopefully they will keep this in mind and make healthier choices. This video was a reminder to me that I need to be more careful what I put into my body cause I'm not getting any younger lol.

[@devait4752]

sarahi garcia that's your opinion but that doesn't mean they aren't

[@samschrager8038]

sarahi garcia I'm 12 and I watch Shane lol.

[@Gonzalezmorgan]

It’s scary how Shane can’t make these kind of videos anymore

[@skeltons6642]

Dude Fml why not

[@zuheir546]

Wait why....

[@Gonzalezmorgan]

zuheir 5 because weird stuff started happening to him and people started following him and he started getting scared so he told his therapist and she said that it because his conspiracy video and she advised him to stop making these kinds of videos, he talked all about it in an interview

[@zuheir546]

@@Gonzalezmorgan oh.... OK thanks !!!

[@peytonpost2757]

Dude Fml that’s really sad. I love these videos and even if they aren’t “facts”, they do warn people to be more cautious about things. I was hoping he made one on this world wide pandemic (coronavirus) maybe to inform us about his opinion and other things. :/

[@Fujicakesss]

*mom drives up to McDonald’s* Mom: alright sweetie! What do you want? Me: I want to leave this car and eat at home... Edit: oh damn! Thanks for the likes!

[@littlegacha6468]

Sky Butter I want big mak

[@Fujicakesss]

Vinny Mtz lmao I’m usually saying “mom I want sum money so I can go to the store next to our store so I can a Frappuccino and a pop tarts” 😂💀

[@Fujicakesss]

Vinny Mtz lmaooo

[@joselynrivera1225]

Never ahhhh

[@samanthagarcia7739]

Mom:wtf happened to my child

[@Idk.-.]

I love how I'm watching this 7 years later while eating McDonald's 😭🙏

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Here's something scary: A friend of mine used to work at a big Chipotle restaurant in the States. One day when he was working, a man with sunglasses and a suit walked in and said he was a health inspector. All of his paperwork was in order, so the manager let him in to inspect the restaurant. My friend had been working there for years and he said this guy was new; a health inspector he'd never seen before. This new guy never took off his sunglasses and walked into the fridge/freezer without any supervision. He didn't think about it at the time, but my friend also said he spent hardly any time watching the workers, which is weird because a health inspector is _also_ supposed to make sure the employees aren't cutting corners. His visit only lasted about ten minutes, which is nothing. A typical health inspector will hover around and drive everybody crazy for at least 30 minutes, maybe 20 for a small establishment. Two days later, customers started calling the restaurant, claiming they had food poisoning and that they were _sure_ they got it from Chipotle. Some of the employees even got sick because they also ate the food.

[@iishookysugaii2380]

kirikakirikakirika omg

[@lordelmo6959]

Holy fuck!

[@SC-lr8tv]

Your friend should report that and get security footage

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Unfortunately this was over two years ago. The footage is long gone and he doesn't work there anymore.

[@Nnnnnnnnnnp]

This is the actual most terrifying thumbnail you've ever used

[@honeybun.6932]

omf my curious ass looked at it again and it scared the shit out of me.

[@emaleejade5627]

It's worse when you're afraid of clowns😩

[@busycoff]

Dominic Ciccarelli I SEE U EVERYWHERE

[@nikkisfim1992]

Every youtube video i see one of the comments are u

[@miadelgado5172]

Dominic Ciccarelli WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@everett3055]

don’t make me assume my ultimate form

[@theluchakabuto5206]

Theres no way she just said that dead serious to someone not as a joke what are poeple thinking these days

[@rohankishibe4352]

lol she be goku up in here 🤣

[@Saphyu]

I LOLed so hard when she said that I was going to write this exact comment but you beat me to it rofl

[@iwilleatuwhole]

dudeeveret t *dont. Make. Me. I. Am. GoKu. Hiiiiiieoosiejdjeusuueyd*

[@-kiwiflower3783]

I was abt to say that

[@rae7739]

I've been loving rewatching these while i clean

[@aavdre7220]

delete this

[@zayedibrahim]

this is the reason why homemade food is the best

[@yourmama3515]

We may not know what they put in those groceries

[@deletechannel5305]

Zayed Ibrahim right? Lmao

[@modernforever1528]

That's your opinion.

[@Brando216]

I buy at stew lenards it's alittle pricy but everything is all natural and organic

[@lifeasherm5387]

Yeah, my dad always make really nice burgers. But they’re way healthier than fast food.

[@meepyweepy-p9o]

We have a McDonald’s then right next to it is 24 hour fitness gym 😂😂😂 Then right next to the gym again is a kfc XD

[@ellasophia3874]

CrÿBabÿ 1 SAAAAME 😂😂😂

[@crystalhart9968]

We have a kfc, pizza hut, subway and Culvers. I am literally NOT joking.

[@Sarah-vw1zh]

Same but the gym is BEHIND the MC Donalds

[@june8920]

SAMEEE

[@jackiedudley0197]

Same

[@angie5956]

shane: these arent facts just theories also shane: this isnt a conspiracy theory, this is real

[@Jenna-dz2tv]

Angie also Shane: puts air quotes on “theories”

[@竜崎影山]

I've been binge watching all of Shane's theories and there has been an ad at 7:00 for every single video I've seen today...

[@urgrandpajenni1717]

"but i definently had taco bell last night" shane be my husband

[@quintondurham4023]

@sausage with sauce he's bi not gay

[@ellaneutgens3170]

What about Ryland? 😂 Also when are they getting married?

[@ThePsychicCellPhones]

sorry but shane's already with ryland and they plan to get married and have a family in the future

[@franchesca7997]

The Psychic Cell Phones have you ever heard of joking?

[@robinhoppings8437]

@@franchesca7997 have you?

[@kainoahthefrog]

*LET'S MCFRIGGIN LOSE IT, GET OUTTA YO MIND, GET OUTTA YO MIND*

[@keyaracampbell7503]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@perfectangelgirl777]

YES

[@aphrcditv5928]

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING LMFAOOOOOOO

[@moriahskinner4204]

I love you *:')*

[@kainoahthefrog]

@@moriahskinner4204 😖

[@victoriagiacomoni1985]

Who else is binge watching Shane Dawson conspiracy theory’s because of the virus?

[@oroka-chan4267]

Meh

[@gonna.die.sooner]

Bruh this example is a whole vibe

[@victoriousfunnyscenes5192]

Yup

[@T2.thename]

Me but tell me why im eating pizza hut while watching this lol

[@bobabo6024]

Lmao

[@cherry-xz7jy]

Shane: these are not facts they are JUST THEORIES! Also Shane: this isn’t a theory it’s TRUE!!! 😅😅😅😅❤️

[@4usprosperity]

✌🤕👐👐👐😨💜💜🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

[@sushi3937]

Shane you need to do these conspiracies again these are amazing 😭😭😭

[@makayla9592]

1.30.19 --> NEW CONSPIRACY SERIES!!!

[@jasiahcapaldi3296]

Sushi He is uploading in like 18 hours!!!! SKIXJDBES

[@makayla9592]

@@jasiahcapaldi3296YES IK AND I CAN NOT WAIT, i wonder what he is covering in the first part

[@LyricalMiracle1]

Did you know there are more McDonald’s than hospitals Lmao 😂 sorry just wanted to say that, I got that from house party.

[@urmommeghan9844]

Whylovemoney ROBLOX omgggg addddd meeeee😂😂😂🤧

[@josie5877]

urmommeghan !!! She doesn’t know you...

[@kristinajones3412]

Whylovemoney ROBLOX hahahah

[@LyricalMiracle1]

urmommeghan !!! Lol 😂

[@LyricalMiracle1]

I’m Shrek your right 😯 lol jk 😂

[@ryegaminghelp9714]

Me: i aint ever getting a maccies again! _1 day later_ Me: *walks down to McDonald's and buys a dbl cheesburger, fries, mcflurry, a drink, mcnuggets and a cookie*

[@dovebird8286]

Me lol

[@jezza9794]

Meeeeeee... Also I was just thinking that

[@outrotears8642]

Lol

[@katebush9473]

Did anyone else read the "1 day later" in the spongebob narrator voice? Only me? Ok...

[@lucypritchard8639]

don't forget the cookie

[@bubba3484]

Don't know why but I've been in the mood for this vids recently, anyone else?

[@hippiebowbob6213]

10:33 "dont make me assume my ultimate form" then she turned into a god and blew up the mcdonalds

[@pussjuice4214]

Kennedy Ann Muldoon and the thing is she was so crazy because they didn't sell chicken nuggets at that time like bruh

[@ann-mariehurley6479]

She turns into a meme.

[@hippiebowbob6213]

lol

[@HomebrandFishfood]

Do you know who I am!

[@hippiebowbob6213]

lol

[@biznu7675]

The girl fighting the McDonald's worker said "don't make me assume my ultimate form." What? Is she going to turn into the Hulk or something? 😂😂 10:30

[@austinsharp3879]

thunder wolf now this kids is why we dont do drugs

[@jxhyxn4222]

thunder wolf DONT FUCK WIT HER, SHE HAS THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON HER SIDE

[@recyclable7222]

+Pinhead Larry *flails katana*

[@doyoungsrighthand6529]

*Assumes ulitimate form of Cheese burger* "eat me!"

[@Tinkler9000]

thunder wolf super saiyan haha

[@tairadimingo_8587]

Me:No more junk food for me Mom: I brought u Burger King Me:*stuffs face* damn it ._.

[@laura1797]

Palm_tree_16 _ yes

[@tagyoureirin6851]

MEEE!

[@xxxtatum7247]

So me

[@whydoyouwanttoknodewae5705]

Palm_tree_16 _ here comes the McVegan

[@euphoricyoongi]

Palm_tree_16 _ yo stg that's what always happens

[@ausomeaspie]

OMG! A Shane video I haven't seen! How has this happened! I am SO excited!

[@risakim2739]

so many people are like "i eat so much fast food but i'm still skinny, i'm so rare." it's called a high metabolism, come on

[@winstonsbitch8373]

Risa Kim *fast

[@jocg933]

Lucky bastards!! Lol But seriously meat isn't bad, it's actually very good. But it's the things that frickn' company's put in them that make it a horrible option

[@emmag9962]

Merp Herp no it is called a high metabolism -_-

[@hangy891]

Risa Kim fast* get facts right before going on a rant

[@scoutGOW]

Susan ! No it's high. You get your facts right

[@deliriousgamershadowwlf9753]

How to make holy water: 1. Fill a pot with water 2. Boil the _hell_ out of it Edit: Omg thank you this is the most likes I've ever gotten :) _i feel famous_

[@salvadoralvarez1467]

Tried this and felt holy

[@rockstardee]

OMFG 👏🏻👏🏻

[@t-hive6795]

👏

[@margitagudelj631]

Dude you are so damn funny i Legit love ur Sense of humor 😂

[@chh4y1]

lmaooo

[@brooklynnebaby]

When I need inspiration for going on a diet I go to this video

[@tima395]

e-tee-wee-tee Dolan love ur username

[@Anni-rx5qu]

e-tee-wee-tee Dolan Love that user name😹😹💕

[@Molly-pi6tp]

cutiedolan2516 1625 same😂

[@gtfosakiba]

e-tee-wee-tee Dolan ur username and profile pic IS MY LIFE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@carener]

when it’s 2021 but I want to watch Shane

[@madisondiana07]

No mention of Chick-Fil-A and Starbucks so I am happy about that

[@viviantran7063]

Madison Diana chick-fil-a funds anti-gay places

[@user-lc7zc3jo3x]

and that's why Raising Canes is better than Chick-fil-A (my opinion pls don't hate me). Also do they even have Raising Canes outside of Louisiana or am I just way too southern for my own good

[@emmagarrison9686]

So glad taco bell wasn't mentioned

[@mayo4244]

@@user-lc7zc3jo3x yeah they have it in texas

[@soup_dump897]

Vivian Tran at least the food is good

[@Rainbowpup3000]

well... that brings a whole new meaning to "finger food"

[@tammybrooks3580]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@user-xm1wn5ms9j]

My god..

[@waterbasednutrients]

..... What?

[@jemimareviws7528]

Finger lickn' good

[@heckinghummus2863]

Ohhhhhh noooooooooooo

[@alexsnightmare]

"a boy bit into something rubbery that turned out to be a finger" someone in the background actually said ew and I'm laughing

[@sadgirlcalii]

Twenty øne Phans I thought I was they only one who heard them laughing I'm weak asf 😂

[@ClarisseColumnas]

eeeeew

[@BADGYALSHI]

I read that as soon as that part played

[@elengruffydd5103]

Twenty øne Phans OMG I love your name and profile pic!

[@journeemeredith9025]

Twenty øne Phans well shit

[@chris88022]

Anyone else going back and looking at his old videos?