Shannon Sharpe best analogies and sayings- (Part 2)

Shannon Sharpe is the funniest sports commentator on air right now, and must be protected at all costs, these are some of his greatest sayings and analogies
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[@jlking0098]

"Alcohol doesnt change your morals , it changes your conscience" boy that's real❗

[@daquankennedy3862]

Facts

[@coreygolphenee9633]

@Versatile Wolf its good to remember that no substance can really 100 percent control your actions but can influence you to make terrible decisions

[@ratshq9828]

Sounds smarter than it actually is when really thought about it

[@AneesSarwar34]

That was awesome, and then he said something like, “a drunk person will never do anything that he hasn’t thought about it sober.”

[@ericmathis4561]

Shannon too funny . He like the uncle I never had.... but always wanted

[@TheGrzesiek23]

Thats why they call him UNC

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

exactly definatly uncle vibes

[@tuff360]

That’s why we call him uncle Shay

[@DmvPassportBoy]

I swear😂

[@igbokwenu4934]

He like my late uncle ! It’s scary! Lost him in 08! 😞😭

[@DOHCTerrel]

"Ya show out ya get wo' out"

[@markushall8863]

WHEREVER

[@jeanmarierochester1792]

Loool

[@ItsAnEndlessWorld]

😂😂😂😂

[@scrillamanjaro6708]

@@markushall8863 AND THAT’S REAL

[@mikeruck2888]

I will NEVER get over the "...if a frog had pockets..." 😂🤣😂 And "...if a dog had a square butt, it would poop blocks..." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@christophershanklin112]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrjace3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

lol

[@psyfozim]

Lmao

[@darellstreeter6885]

I never heard that shit before 😂😂😂

[@RackboyJosh216]

“Gave some to Dion waiters too” 🤣🤣

[@jamalwawou3961]

DatBoiJosh 😂😂😂

[@YaMamaBestFriend]

😭😭😭😭

[@williambreeze2659]

"Grandma told me and my brother. Boy you show out you get wore out wherever" 😭

[@stephenasunnamedsource2943]

"If u 6 foot tall be 6 foot tall. Why u tryna be 6 foot 10 by standing on someones shoulders" im using this.

[@1993smallz]

lol what was this in reference to!

[@geminidachef9642]

That crisco line had Jenny trying not to laugh hard af 🤣

[@kuenythiluang25]

She be dying when Shay make hood references 😹

[@youngmoneyd1131]

We gon pour it in a can and leave it on the stove when we done wit it😂😭

[@geminidachef9642]

@@youngmoneyd1131 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antjones4850]

@@youngmoneyd1131 FACTS!!!

[@jarilamond1411]

@@youngmoneyd1131 That was hilarious

[@HTxGhost24]

Bro, when he said we gonna cook with it and then put it on the stove after. 🤣😂 Straight Facts!!

[@chango.-.]

I'm gonna memorize all these quotes and quote them to keep them alive 😂

[@twizzy585ful]

💯😭

[@Kevinschart]

i'm waiting for shannon to write a book... he has to document this stuff

[@michaeldougherty856]

We’re arguin’ about who didn’t clean the kitchen and you talkin’ about the yard need rakin’ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@hpmastermind6721]

Alcohol will not allow you to do anything drunk you didn't think about sober🔥🔥🔥

[@darionjamaldaltonragland8887]

Why this line hit so hard though

[@Threezus17]

@@darionjamaldaltonragland8887 your probably an alcoholic?

[@tloc243]

Wait so when people drink and do crazy stuff they thought about doing it sober first?

[@viewmaster617]

@@tloc243 yes sir🤣

[@cheerioss-9121]

Tone 777 Yeah it’s not like on TV where you’ll do anything over the top crazy. I know for me i’ve never done something extremely out of character

[@l.patrice7599]

I absolutely love me some Shannon Sharpe. His sayings and the ones from his grandparents are priceless!! 💯💯

[@danielmizrahi9629]

its incredible how he can give intelligent insight and an insane analogy and also be a "meme" in the same sentence. its actually a skill im so impressed by. being entertaining while also educating your listener.

[@danielmizrahi9629]

@Jon Jon Campbell calm down my son this is youtube

[@jonathansimmons6452]

We talk that in south all the time.

[@ProliantLife]

Conscious*

[@m_js5709]

When James Harrison said "ay Shay you got me in something bruh?" the whole convo changed lol😂

[@germainerucker9414]

He said im tellin damn💀

[@tytymomo6410]

Shannon is the goat. I turn to him all the time, can't help, but lmao everytime he is on. Thank you for this 😂😂😂

[@zacko81o]

"what's the most power piece in chess?" "nobody plays chess"

[@johnjames5698]

“One of these things does not belong here, one of these things are not the same” - Hit ‘em with Sesame Street 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marcusdtaylor1]

I nearly died laughing at the sesame street match game. "One of these boys is doing his own thing"

[@Mrs.buildingblackwealth]

lmaooo lmaoo lmaooo

[@MultiCardsfan1]

And how he said it with a serious face 😂

[@1stNumberOne]

“You show out, you get wore out. WHEREVER!” I be telling my girl this 🤦🏾‍♂️ On another note...Jenny BAD!

[@sirwavydude5435]

Your daughter or girlfriend??? Either way I agree 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@369pendulum]

@@sirwavydude5435 I think he's talking about his girlfriend 😆

[@sonpacho]

Remember that when you're in jail for domestic abuse.

[@1stNumberOne]

@@sonpacho shit, how I give it up it SHOULD be considered domestic abuse!!!!🤣😉

[@sonpacho]

@@1stNumberOne OK, as long as you agree don't fight the charges, plead guilty and absolutely 'show out' in prison. Act an absolute fool and bring as much attention yourself as possible!

[@tuckfrump9173]

You can tell he worked with a speech coach. Shannon is a treasure for sports

[@mGreg14]

He may have, but also just consistently prepping and talking everyday probably did a lot to his flow and dialect

[@newolympiangod8134]

Skip pick one hell of a co host. And people hate on Skip but he knows what he's doing.

[@johnnieboy66]

Not anymore lol

[@17cjavy]

I died after that crisco line 😂😂😂

[@moses9647]

2:35 in the rest of the clip Nelly goes full Shannon and says "same thing'll make you laugh will make you cry" then he says "ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun" 😂 who knew the south is the hotbed of modern philosophy

[@icemike1]

Sounds funny but true

[@tiya1250]

Lmao!!! "If a dog had a square butt, he will poop blocks"....lol

[@MrIronwillie]

I am dying, what does this mean ?!? Lol

[@2brothersracingllc756]

"Put on them dungarees and get out in that field boy"

[@kfree7284]

Idc what nobody say he the funniest on tv 💯

[@floridagator1765]

Protect this MAN AT ALL COSTS!!😂

[@nelson_robinson]

I’m literally crying laughing at this man 😂😭

[@spomusmo2349]

I would love to meet his grandparents, Shannon is comedy gold 😄.

[@joejoerunya8908]

Kinfolk Kirk 😂

[@phillydan23]

He stands about as much a chance as a snowball in a microwave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dariusthegr8one81]

“Nobody plays chess” unc a fool 🤣

[@benjaminaddo9403]

Skip: i need to get some of those brownies Shannon: Gave it to Dion Waiters 😳😂😂😂😂

[@mattmartin4717]

“You don’t see penguins and pigeons hangin” - Shannon Sharpe

[@nostylist5505]

Shannon taught me more lessons than my dad 😔

[@JohnSnow-vf7wh]

🤣🤣

[@andreinybakken9252]

5:41 the chef part is prob. the best part in this clip. -...had this simmerin' all night, 350° in the crock pot. Salt, pepper, onion...dish about to be served!

[@southsid3maryjan325]

I love Jenny she's the best mediator they had .please keep her around the chemistry is unmatched

[@sethdavis459]

Welp

[@shellyannrichards6565]

Love. It.!!! Thank you. U are helping their my Skip and Shannon less days. Its Feb 12, 2020. And they off this week. You are helping me thru. Thanks so Much...

[@maljohnson823]

“YEEEEEEAAAAAH”

[@scottsabino2903]

Shannon is the man!! He reminds me of my uncle's in Mississippi!! Lol!! James Harrison "I'm tellin every thing on you!! Thank you for this

[@criswilliams3504]

"And guess what skip? We gon pour it in a can and set it right on the stove when we done wit it"!!!!!!!!!

[@clintonmartinez4153]

Has Hennessy sponsored him yet? I need answers 😆 🤣 😂

[@nobleson7637]

Classic "Yeah but you might have to do it with one eye cause I'm gonna hit you in the other one" Lol

[@DakoolkiddMusic]

Shannon Sharpe 😂😂😂 "get a pair of dem dungarees boy and gon get out on the field" Lmfaoo I almost spit my lunch out

[@TheHoodieman84]

"Lebron doesnt eat grease." "Yes he does."

[@coreygolphenee9633]

Skip:" You won't find it(crisco) in my home". Shannon: "thats why you won't make any threes!". As a white guy it all makes sense now

[@michaelshields3969]

Favorite on sports today😂👍 Shannon is great

[@PA-qv2dy]

I grew up with a lot of these sayings also from my moms...😂😂

[@sethevans7587]

3:05-3:10 is prime Shannon energy! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jeisonmorgan2010]

Great work Bro, I agreed Shannon is the funniest and sharpest

[@camping2399]

@7:14 that transition into the next day 😂

[@sive-nkosidakuse8106]

This man's enthusiasm 😂😂 oooh! I enjoy watching his videos.

[@jeraudscott819]

My grandmother always use to say, she say boy..........😂

[@pv25]

There needs to be a daily calendar with a different Sharpe saying every day.

[@nicflair999]

Damn Shannon is Hilarious, And Jenny is beautiful😍😍

[@Giagantus]

This is awesome.

[@montrellbrown6579]

Man love this dude

[@DracoLunar_]

“If a dog has a square butt, it would poop blocks” Holy fuck lmaoooo

[@dariusdawson5349]

That’s when you really cooking!!!! 😂😂

[@anthonygray8966]

“Little too late, Shannon, I thought that was a joke... we’re serious?” Love Jenny!

[@DrezzyDre]

"Ya show out...ya get woah out!!!"😂😂😂

[@coreygolphenee9633]

That alcohol line is words to live by

[@jamesoneal4542]

Crisco got me in the ❤

[@DontavisHooks229]

Can't help but love uncle chef shay 😂😂 ol dusay and hennasay lol

[@jeisonmorgan2010]

You got my subscription and like

[@samuelmullins758]

This is pure gold I’m dyin 😂😂😂😂

[@christophershanklin112]

😂😂Shanon and this Crisco

[@phishtix452]

Derrick Henry is not a problem; he is an issue. Brilliant

[@bobsburgers1556]

"If a dog had a square butt, it'll poop blocks." That's too random and funny. 11:26

[@ampthefreethinker5335]

Uncle shay, hilarious legend!!!!!!

[@Dubediton7]

He needs an old lady choir on standby with the "Amens".

[@loganbarger8781]

I love Shannon sharpe‼️‼️

[@JKissoon1]

"He doesn't eat grease!" "Yezzeeduz"

[@jamesjeune2370]

Unc Shay is very wise Man.. i learn a lot listening to him.

[@hey_its_branden]

Skip taking some of the analogies literally is hilarious 😂😂

[@natrambo3589]

😂😂😂 shannon the GOAT

[@stevelesliehikes]

Lol James Harrison and Shannon are hilarious

[@germainerucker9414]

Got me an ole hood party goin on got da Dusse got da Hennessey😂😭💀

[@dt951]

“Get you a pair of those dungarees and go outside in those fields”... bruh

[@meremortals9960]

I got that same can of crisco with used grease in it as well..

[@matthewadams8294]

Spot on about Alcohol.

[@rahshaad83]

"Nobody plays chess" has me lmao

[@GeronFletcher]

That was funny I guess he just means he doesn’t know the Queen is most powerful lol he needs to play!

[@AJSchnell]

Fitting that this is posted while both Shannon and Skip are on vacation

[@langemakhanya8990]

“Let one go from San Diego.”

[@jonmanning7374]

Shannon bringing them jewels to the table

[@just908blaze1]

Kinfolk Kirk is hilarious! Lolol

[@balamkinich7968]

The square butt and block poop killed me.

[@anthonylewis8253]

Shannon said he cooks with crisco. Lol

[@Gimmemine59]

Damn 11:23 of pure gold! Gotta Love ol Shay

[@trippljjj]

You sho out you get wo out🤝😂

[@ZoSo_x]

"iF a DoG hAd a sQuArE bUtt, it wOuLd pOop bLoCKs" - I'm start using that one 😂

[@southsid3maryjan325]

Big facts Shannon the uncle I never but wish I had

[@Kevinschart]

8:57 Shannon breaking out into a kermit the frog song is why he's the goat

[@jaysimm1062]

Yeeeeaaaa!!!! Lol thats his favorite word

[@g0sT23]

"Nobody plays chess" 😭😭

[@foreverbMT]

If a frog had pockets lmaoo😆😂😂🤣

[@WhyHateGreatness]

Wtf 🤣😂😂 shannon tripping

[@cfairfax85]

I love that shannon is a pothead lol

[@p4rzival127]

If dog had a square butt...he would poop Blocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lucci11212]

This man was about to laugh Jenny right out her panties lol. She was dying in every clip

[@elias-zi5ji]

Skip and Shannon top 5 duos all-time.

[@33ladyRAM]

😂😂😂😂 Shannon Shannon😂😂😂