Sharing Locker Room Stories (Golf With Your Friends)

[@oromis1113]

Malf: "Did anybody get under 8 strokes?" Enelle: "It depends how long it's been since I golfed" Extremely overlooked one-liner from the quickest wit in Vancouver

[@WateringCan]

Genuinely a great joke, seriously.

[@cameronmaas2644]

This

[@Northernlion]

finally getting the attention it deserves

[@Chizzle69420]

Hahaha... I don't get it :(

[@iamezza]

@@Chizzle69420 Your name is Bates and you don't get the joke...

[@caydenpruiett]

I gotta say, the NL gang is in such a great place right now. I can’t get over what great additions Chib and Sips are

[@shay2129]

I used to knit while watching Sips play SimCity, Don't Starve, Subnautica etc. Been watching NL roughly since XCOM 2 (long time lurker) and when Sips showed up on the channel it felt so right. Ghosts of banter past, present and future stand before me and it couldn't be more glorious.

[@caydenpruiett]

@@shay2129 hell ya. I said before that it was like the infinity war of my favorite streamers. I’ve been watching sips since he first made his KZbin channel

[@Squirtleturtlepro]

@@shay2129 you

[@Squirtleturtlepro]

@@shay2129 you are

[@Squirtleturtlepro]

@@shay2129 you see 🙈

[@RyeBread271]

Chib left out the best part of the Tiger Woods texts where his mistress makes fun of golf then says “babe I was kidding” and tiger hits her with “I know sexy”

[@baseballgenius3]

I love the YT content with your friends. Always hilarious group banter. Keep it coming

[@umbaupause]

Man, they could even make a 3 hour long show out of something like that if they really wanted to. Maybe. I mean I dunno I don't have a crystal ball really.

[@mimi-xx]

@@umbaupause FeelsBadMan

[@DONKINDONUTS]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that NL and Sips did that fishing stream together, leading to him becoming a regular member of the group? Blessed.

[@nlsluckyegg8771]

I can't believe NL wasn't stomping these guys with his spreadsheet

[@TheQuantumArrow]

Man, hearing Sips say Finest Italian Porrrno brought back such potent Yogscast memories

[@adolfilyichmarx9589]

Deep cut

[@moileduge]

Holy crap that line brought some old memories back.

[@danybanana]

33:50 "shit colander" absolutely killed me, did not expect that comparison LOL

[@battousaix4263]

"Bulma was just Chi Chi's nickname" The gourd of POGs has emptied, ladies and gentlemen r.i.p

[@dylanon3k]

Golf's back. Chib's in. I'm pogged.

[@joehemmann1156]

"Hidden Amongst the Porno Bots" has got to be the name of like a new wave album or very weird post apocalyptic novel or something...

[@sofosanthropos6531]

I kinda wanna write that now. Brb at some point in the future or something.

[@testest847]

I see golf I think cheatsheet. Only true eggs will know

[@justicerainz]

Eggamaniacs

[@jppudlymcgowan8445]

He keeps looking to the side almost like he has a .txt on another screen XD

[@coagulatedguy1421]

The Microsoft excel spreadsheet

[@noxxioiuscombat]

The greatest scandal of all time

[@Aether_GM]

Resinous

[@brumiebear]

This has such an old school NLSS feel. Love it!

[@yahdo]

idk why, but I was dangerously close to spitting out my drink at chibs "Why doesn't the BTS meal have burger :( "

[@justicerainz]

But why don't it have burger?

[@Alylion]

It truly was a great line from Chib

[@jaxsonbaerg8178]

I love the addition of sips and chib, great vibe man!

[@pit6794]

"Why does the BTS meal not have burger" wiser words have never been said

[@protogamer245]

Wait it fucking doesn't??? Are you kidding me???

[@ShaneClough]

@@protogamer245 It has 10 nuggies

[@TheeMFGr0uch]

"I downloaded malware trying to play chicken run on the PS1" *WHEEZE*

[@TeriyakiTakeout]

Golfy., Mafly, Chib, Sips, AND Baer? The madman's done it. So hyped.

[@_julian]

38:00 One of my all time favorite stories

[@e_filippo]

Chib is such a good addition to the group. He really brings out the funniest in all of you guys.

[@tempestSH]

"Are you talking about eating butt?" "Well yeah, but from the front."

[@jakemcdonald1542]

Back to a classic NLSS game, Malf immediately starts with Hay lady. Love it

[@Sonian018]

Golf’s back? What’s next, Verty?

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE

[@joehemmann1156]

I'd just like to point out that NL has gone through the comments now doing his "give a heart to all non-toxic comments" thing, and this one is conspicuously lacking an NL heart. I think he's telling you Verty is toxic... lol

[@Alylion]

@@joehemmann1156 it do be kinda toxic lol, there’s a reason they actively told chat to stop recommending it putting it in the same group as games like bad rats.

[@memesafficionado15]

Chib is the type of guy that says it was funny instead of laughing at the joke

[@no1new14]

As a Canadian, I would love a Northernlion sponsored McDonald's meal!

[@NICOTHATKID]

30:00 the school prison bit had me fucking dying. US public school is basically prison.

[@Connor19527]

I fucking love the mainstay additions of chiblee and sips

[@Connor19527]

I do miss josh and Justin tho

[@alexlynch2195]

Dad NL shutting down Chib’s dream of being Egyptian

[@TwistedAttitudes]

Incredible collab video, I burst out laughing so many times and had some tears in my eyes at Sips change room piss story

[@RyumaruMG]

"I played in middle school for packs of ramen." "That's prison, dude. That is an American penitentiary." In my experience, middle school in America IS like being in prison.

[@SerDinoOfficial]

The Dragon Ball convo threw me through the moon xD

[@jcmclint]

Sips' "how much power" bit fuckin' killed me.

[@Oomykins]

Golf's back! Time for some armpit sandwiches!

[@sparrow4095]

Everyone's gone Fricken CRAZY!

[@shaybcakes6309]

I love when NL gets real competitive and you can see him stifle it because there's a chill conversation going on lmao

[@eiv4705]

"Who's the one with the monkey tail?" "That's like all of them"

[@Reflexzzzz]

Love the chill streams. Love the action packed streams. Love the variety streams. Egg is Pog.

[@amaro6603]

oh man, the silence that followed turkey ass was soo good

[@jakeXIII]

Oh baby! Love to see the return of classics thanks for the company and pogs brother :) I never know what else to say feels bad man am bad with expressing myself yt please just recommend this i cant pog off enough for this egg who also happens to be a dad lol

[@austinsharrett9073]

When NL said when I walked passed my crushes bread box it literally brought me to tears

[@Nealrex101]

This was a really nice and relaxing way to end my week, thank you Mr Egg

[@UsernameyMcUsernameFace]

That's gotta be in the top five mercator projection-based punchlines

[@sonofhades57]

This might as well have been a classic Sips episode, considering all the talk about shit and Italian porno.

[@OriginalMrocco]

I think chib dan malf sips and josh in one show would cause me to die

[@sordanjutton]

This is so pogged it must be untrue. Thank you, NL.

[@axton9954]

I can't believe NL shit on a plate and put it in a breadbox. Pretty pog tbh

[@bronxswernge]

not sure i've laughed this hard in months. this is amazing

[@kevindunne5022]

Get McDonald’s to make you a NFT

[@bigdill6527]

Only two things in this world make my heart sing: music and a golf segment

[@BigWalex]

Extremely good content. Just guys bein dudes.

[@geraldvanlaar]

Sips's italian porrrrrno is an OLD reference man. Deep cuts. I've been watching this man for too long.

[@aidantaylor3324]

Akira Toriyama the author of dragon ball just made everything up on the spot with no foresight on what would happen next it's crazy, dude finishes going to a different planet and blowing it up then decides he's going to introduce time travel within the first few plot arcs of Z and goku wasn't planned to be an alien saiyan in dragon ball at all

[@joeblazer3429]

Legendary

[@n0izes]

was waiting for "St Crispin's Day Speech" over Norbit and the turkey, little zany

[@TheUltimateScottz]

Ryan's been talking about norbit a lot lately I love it

[@michaeldiamond5613]

This is indeed gold with your friends

[@liamblack15]

The pinky toe conversation had me absolutely rolling.

[@WillYumLIVE]

NL loves chib more than anybody else in the call

[@CssHDmonster]

no josh :( , i want to finally hear a josh vs chiblee convo

[@Elijah-ed5xk]

a lot more of this please it's perfect

[@kevinkent5095]

Took under a minute for Chibb to prove he's the smartest in the group

[@CS0723]

Very typical for a Kiwi

[@wwyd4akb]

Paused to look up the Hibachi Chef vid Sips mentioned, come back 40 odd minutes later and don't know what to feel or think. Football Milk.

[@pogusmaximus7162]

54:30 where Sips just brings up the Marilyn Manson bit out of nowhere to laugh at it again was amazing

[@elephantofdestiny8628]

back to the classics

[@2playusout]

I went to check out Beverly Hills Ninja on Rottentomatoes and one of the reviews said "Maybe Death did Chris Farley a favor by sparing him from making more shit like this " Thats rough but I agree tbh

[@briankemery459]

I'm sitting here with extremely specific deja vu of the chibly camp shitting story and I don't know how to proceed with my life.

[@zen_arcade]

ITS BACK BABIE

[@Lildoc911]

51:08 That answer was so random. I got a good laugh.

[@thelostcause7983]

This mcdonalds discourse aged excellently

[@theTweak0284]

I do just want to add about the brave story at the beginning, brave has telemetry in itself it just talks to their servers about what you're doing as opposed to google. Librewolf/icecat are good privacy alternatives. If you really don't want tracking, tor-browser is really your only choice

[@socksforlife1530]

love the cast!

[@yusefabuissa6685]

34:35 Thanks for sharing MALF, nice story.

[@excfontec6272]

I got scared by the title (expresident) but these are the locker room stories I’m here for !!

[@FruitSockersInc]

It may not be the NLSS but honestly the crew feels like its in an amazing place. Glad to see Northernlion constantly improve. Everytime I think that the golden age of NL is over he enters an even golder age.

[@danielthedestroyer5844]

He put a loaf in the bread box

[@wazaaminator]

This is probably even better combination of streamers than pre-screaming NLSS.

[@cameronmaas2644]

I’ll be extremely sad the day these guys retire.

[@Artcaneon]

16:45 this made me think about Nick... I miss those days.

[@SoleZelf]

I need a chib and josh convo someday

[@AndrewWhise]

That sips story of his gym class was hysterical

[@chezblob3628]

Loving this return of gold :)

[@dodywe]

Let's gooo!

[@Crystal-58]

dababy

[@adamrigely3607]

I missed this game so much!

[@Nutman2001]

Perfect cast.

[@idsappples]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS IT MALF OR MOUTH I CANT TELL AND OTS BEEN DRIVING ME CRAZY FOR YEARS

[@radikalskippy]

It's MALF, it stands for Michael A L Fox.

[@edwardmurray6591]

41:12 a relic of the past

[@Time72nd]

Eggs can be naturally layed without a shell with curtain diets. Its just the inner membrane holding the egg together egg.

[@UnExtinctive]

Love the videos NL, please keep it up

[@donkeysunite25]

Seeing golf reminds me of the famous Egggate

[@arrowbro]

Nice pure golf

[@Sc0ntay]

9:10 as a geography major, thank you

[@momonp14]

Lords of the Lockerroom

[@Stangmastermal]

I've only been a fan a few months and I mainly watch solo content but holy shit, chibs is so funny

[@GKinWor]

ideal golf squad

[@ghostrx12]

Just sitting here waiting on McDonalds to come out with the nl meal.

[@Dengarultra]

GOLF IS BACK

[@matthewrisley2410]

Never thought I'd know I have the same pinky toe orientation as nl

[@gammafighter]

Wanting someone to go down on you, but not wanting to reciprocate isn't minkus, it's literally the human condition!

[@austinsharrett9073]

I hard disagree

[@ipokefan4]

Shit in a bread box call that pinching a loaf

[@kubo407]

I didn't even realise I wasn't watching the nlss

[@Flo-rj8tz]

good banter

[@GerblerM]

5:00 useless bit of trivia, but they freeze every meat product from McDonalds in Canada for sure. src - I picked up a night shift there in the middle of the pandemic when money got kinda tight