Sharp Hand Joe: The Crazy Freddy Krueger KO - Bootleg Zones

[@NodDisciple1]

1:59-Icky Fact of the Day: As part of the mummification process, the priests/morticians would scoop the corpse's brains out through the nose and throw it away because they believed the brain was a "useless" organ. X_x Top knotch research by the Sungold Bootleggers. :P

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Sharp Hand Joe?

[@Openthemeyes]

epic lol

[@mothergoose3585]

+Absolute Travis T great, now i got dat stuck in my head, baaah.

[@CodecrafterArtemis]

+Absolute Travis T He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields, so scary and strong His hands was his tools and his roar was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun

[@s.nifrum4580]

Absolute Travis T I know full damn well what that's based on what I need to know is what's it called

[@DraeonKaiser]

was just about to comment this

[@Gat720Dua]

So what happen if they had a knock-off of Jason? Would they call it Masked Bob?

[@Charlottedapup]

Mother Goose And IT would be Thing

[@eurobeatintensifies5840]

Gat the Man Joseph Voorhars

[@polrealfake]

Icebreaker Hockey Buck

[@jamesoblivion]

Hockey Head Harry

[@brianhebert6152]

Monster of Hockey

[@Goblin_by_night]

Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from? Sharp Hand Joe!

[@getfucked196]

Joss Apples do you watch soothouse

[@eleanorhogan8643]

I had a few of these figures, I had the werewolf (which I called Tom), Sharp hand Joe (which I believed was Freddy Kruger) and the killing beast (who I believed was Quasimodo).

[@nomduclavier]

The Joker was a vampire this whole time? No wonder he never dies.

[@U014B]

+B H/ Oh well. At least he shaved his mustache instead of covering it up with his facepaint.

[@NodDisciple1]

He is in some alternate universe cartoons, comics, etc. Usually due to either Dracula or "Red Rain" Vampire Batman.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

There was a comic where he was a vampire

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

That little guy in the skirt is Simon Belmont, obviously.

[@SquidellaButCool]

As Soothouse once said "Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Sharp Hand Joe"

[@energy9270]

*HOLY SHIT IT'S SHARP HAND JOE*

[@GoodFebruarian]

"Whoever wins, who cares!" ROFLMAO

[@c63655]

I don't know about you guys, but when people talk about their favorite horror movie characters being either Jason, Micheal, or Chucky, I'm in the back being a big fan of Sharp Hand Joe XD

[@zmbdog]

4:56 You could consider the little guy a _Class of Nuke 'em High_ figure. I'm sure that wasn't the intention but he wouldn't be out of place among the punk gang in that movie. In fact, one of the members in the film even wears a kilt.

[@dannyfriar5653]

I used to have Green Frankie as a kid in the early 90s.

[@JeffTheFutureJaros]

Bootlegs or not, these are awesome, I want the whole line, love the Freddy KO.

[@Laveticus]

"So... did you ask Daddy to have the hat examined?". "I threw that filthy thing away. I don't where you really found it, or what you're trying to prove?". "What I LEARNED in the dream clinic.. THAT’S what I'm trying to prove Mother. Rod didn't kill Tina.. and he didn't hang himself. it's this guy.. He's after us in our dreams." "But that's just not reality Nancy." "It's REAL Mamma.. feel it." "GIVE ME THAT DAMN THING!" "IT EVEN HAS HIS NAME WRITTEN IN IT. SHARP HAND JOE MOM! SHARP HAND JOE!"

[@the-aspiring-creator4249]

@Alcoon Slambag Still have to admit that trying to read this with the same intensity of the original actors with a name as ridiculous as Sharp Hand Joe replacing Fred Krueger is funny.

[@SsnakeBite]

"Where did you come from where did you go, where did you come from Sharp Hand Joe!?" Damn you, Phelous! I wanted to make that joke!!

[@Pinka13]

Forget about Sharp Hand Joe! Where's the stripey dude?!

[@anthonyfabel8463]

Hahaha gio films

[@lbot4739]

Sharp hand Joe IS the stripey dude

[@CthulhuianBunny]

This might be a stretch, but maybe the "Killing Beast" is supposed to resemble the Beast of Yucca Flats, since it has kinda similar bumpy skin to Tor Johnson's make-up in that movie.

[@Tareltonlives]

That would be hilarious

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Are there even official Tor Johnson-based figures ?

[@justincicconi759]

Flag on the moon, how did it get there?

[@kmaximusconnor3665]

He's called bloody mummy because a British person named him.

[@DaveKilgo]

King of the Vampires looked a lot like Captain Planet. Count Planet?

[@NodDisciple1]

+DaveKilgo Captain Dracula?

[@Mf_Cooldawg]

+Brother Malachai Guys Guys hes the Captain of all Vampires

[@slr4456]

For me he looks more like the Joker.

[@NodDisciple1]

+Sir44 Captain Joker?

[@slr4456]

Ha, ha, ha

[@milesdyson7311]

One two sharp hand joe is coming for you...

[@315am]

Thanks for this video. I picked up sharp hand Joe a while back and had no clue what it was until i saw this

[@norbertovalle7928]

Phelous this is the scariest episode of the bootleg zones ever,… I hope this years Halloween episode isn’t as scary

[@vivimariefedorov7374]

Toxi-modo SHOULD'VE got the part of Goldenfilms Hunchback of Notre Dame!

[@Tareltonlives]

(pumaman theme intensifies)

[@NamelesslyNamed64]

Sharp hand Joe:You can't defeat me. Nightmare Feddy:I know,but he can. 👉zombie rotten flesh man👈

[@wumpus976]

In comes Nightmare FReddy!

[@thunderrobots1980s]

these can fit in with the real ghostbusters toy line

[@Nekrotvrtle]

Wow that takes me back! I had the uhm..'midnight wolf', 'killing beast' and that Frankenstein monster. I loved them since they were horror related. My friend had sharp hand freddy and boy was I jealous. They probably helped spark my interest in horror:) So there's that:)

[@limalepakko6074]

That ”everything seems extra real, I must be awake” was so accurate lol

[@gracekim1998]

So this is where the sharp guy is from October 2021

[@dancepiglover]

Looks more like Shovel Hand Joe. And 5:26 this guy is definitely giving a look like "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE, EITHER!!!"

[@thehorrorhound6575]

Only on KZbin can I unironically watch a grown man play with his toys and not see a single person in the comments be upset about it 😂

[@kurtdenter1799]

I have the Freddy one :) I still know when I bought it and thought that it was a strange-looking Freddy. It was for 3 DM (don't know how much that would be in $), and I remember it so well cause I bought the german Freddy-Kruger-audioplays as well on that day (and yes, the audioplays are for children ;) Still have the figure and the audio-cassettes :)

[@NodDisciple1]

Germany made kiddie Freddy Kreuger tapes? X_x

[@altrightknight7661]

Dude. sell me that Sharp Hand Joe! i NEEEEEED IT! lol

[@graverobbingcleric2745]

Am I the only only one who wants SyFy release Pollution Mummy now?

[@NodDisciple1]

Someone contact Asylum, stat!

[@spencerstroda783]

The littler figure reminds me of Iolaus from the Hercules show, kind of a zomb-Iolaus. Nevermind, he made the reference for me. Dumbass me, making a comment before finishing this thing.

[@jamesoblivion]

These still show up from time to time in thrift shops and dollar stores. Rare to find a Sharp Hand Joe, though.

[@muthesquirrel]

Ahem... "Joey, Joey, forth cousin once removed of the Feddy!"

[@RinAldrin]

I never thought I would see a Freddy Kruger toy that makes him look like those cutesy Halloween decorations they have in grade schools.

[@Kaefer1973]

I used to have some Simba board games, not bad in quality either, but I never saw any puppets/action figures of them in my life. edit: Well at least in the case of the Simba release, the CE is probably not a lie!

[@blessingquimpo1137]

the king of vampires look like the joker

[@davymartini64]

actually phelous, it took them 5 seconds to think of the name. First 2 seconds are "hey is this name good?" "sure" . The next 3 are "shouldn't we put more effort into the name?" "who cares we bootleg crap"

[@Wnick1996]

A perfect bootleg to give during the Halloween season

[@saraschmidt5612]

Sharp Hand Joe just looks (and sounds) like a friendly, but kooky, next-door neighbor type guy.

[@Tareltonlives]

The numbers don't lie, and they spell doom for you, Sharp Hand Joe

YES! One I have for once! I love this line dearly.

[@Jean-Luc_Renard]

"King of Vampires" looks more like "Count Planet" if you ask me.

[@brianoconnell6459]

That guy with the weird sores and florescent hair? I'm guessing that's a ripoff of the Toxic Avenger, since Toxie had a pink tutu, tumors and weeping sores, and this guy has a blue cheerleader's skirt, tumors, and weeping sores.

[@dashuglebugle4636]

Where did he come from where did he go where did he come sharp hand joe

[@Falcovsleon21]

1:45 So I'm not the only one reminded of Toxie when looking at that thing. Good to know. Speaking of which, do Toxic Crusaders bootlegs exist?

[@tunka1971]

Tbh- I grew up with Simba toys

[@RokuroCarisu]

5:24 Taking a wild guess here, but maybe that's supposed to be an actual horror version of Rocky from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[@vivimariefedorov7374]

What happened to the Midnight Wolf who looks like the Lon Chaney Jr Wolfman? 🐺🌕

[@nikolugo]

Way back in the day I remember seeing that bootlegged Freddy Krueger toy Ventures lol yes that's how old I am

[@adriananimates7448]

How it feels to chew 5 gum 6:10 New 5 gum stimulate your senses

[@misuvittupaa8068]

That vampire looks like joker Arnold

[@atlanime]

11:40 OOOOH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@LadyCoyKoi]

Actually, Killing Beast looks a lot like Papa Hades from "The Hills Have Eyes" movie. So he could be a knock off of that character.

[@SuperOnePieceMaster]

Why did bootleg Freddy steal Waldo's clothes?

[@ooeygooeygoodra3068]

Toximodo. I like that name! Oh and I thought of a name for the smaller figure! Simon Deadmont! Random ass update five years later, QUEASYMODO!

[@stinger8449]

what about simon HELLmont

[@Dreadjaws]

The hairstyle and color scheme of the King of the Vampires makes him look kinda like Nightcrawler from the X-Men.

[@smb-c3po]

Another great video, Phelan. Do more Sungold toylines! Where's the bootleg Lego?

[@skelnhelvers3238]

Maybe “BLOODY MUMMY” got his name from their British branch at “MONSTER”. When they discussed names, they just held up the figure and someone said “Ere now, it’s a bloody mummy, in’nit?” And the others all agreed with- “Too royt, guv’nuh!”, “Pip pip, good suh!”, “Cheerio!”, “Is it bloody tea-toym yet?”, and then they all yelled “SYMBOLISM‼️”

[@Tokyocat23]

omg its sharp hand joe

[@1Hol1Tiger]

King of Vampires looks suspiciously close to the Captain N take on Dracula and his son Alucard

[@Navek15]

10:19 Pollution Mummy! Seriously, Phelous, how do you come up with this stuff?

[@rowantritton8659]

Did Phelous predict Scary Terry attacking a centaur?!?

[@Indigodelta383]

king of vampires look like someone vampirized captain planet

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Am I the only one who thinks King of The Vampires looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger?

[@PsychoIncarnate666]

Quasimodo IS a universal monster

[@phelous]

He's Toximodo though and that's why I said he wasn't really one.

[@Jc-xf6cj]

+Phelan “Phelous” Porteous how are these comments a month old and the video came out today.

[@phelous]

It was unlisted until today and viewable on phelous.com

[@Jc-xf6cj]

oh

[@mothergoose3585]

+thuglife G dragon u dint know?.. Phelous is a Time Travler/ Time GOd!. he can control Time & Space. :P

[@BennyPlayer-du2je]

Could you do a movie review on Elcano and Magellan?

[@cyclopsdidnothingwrong6104]

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from sharp hand joe

[@tenkaistern5549]

Sharp Hand Joe? Just great!!!! :D

[@murdermusprime7065]

you should do a video that tails the defrens between knock offs, bootlegs, and ripoffs

[@Konani_the_unicorn_queen]

every multiplayer game out there reference= win.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Maybe the one with the slugs is supposed to be a reference to "Night of the Creeps". :)

[@chrischriskidnicky6088]

Who’s the bearded headbanger guy that Sharp Hand Joe is putting in a headlock on the floor?

[@davymag3476]

Isn’t SharpHand Joe the guy who made the song ‘feels so good’

[@Spawn3X5]

Sounds like a friend nickname

[@Arrowdodger]

King of Vampires just kinda looks like vampire Al from Quantum Leap

[@magnolia7212]

where did he come from? where did he go? where did he come from? sharp Hand Joe!

[@chrisconnelly8319]

i love the title song.

[@Dark101Black]

Damn,I miss Halloweenie

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Sharp Hand Joe?

[@eurobeatintensifies5840]

I have sharp hand joe but it's the original with separate claws

[@drwolfenstein5584]

where can I buy these

[@darealsaneasylum]

please upload cricket on a hearth. thats one of my favorites

[@callmecringe4268]

I saw that thing in an soot house video.

[@megapokesonicx]

3:45 what is bulma doing here?

[@popman1997]

Sharp Hand Joe sounds like a trucker name

[@NodDisciple1]

+popman1997 I recognize Stitch, but who are the others in your Avatar?

[@dr.penguinstein3426]

Now all you need is the unofficial Elm St. School for him to haunt :P : dinosaurdracula.com/blog/elm-street-playset/

[@henryfanforever1414]

Omg! I gotta check that out soon

[@Buggmaster9000]

5:50 he's probably buffalo bill

[@hispaniclawyer9008]

what is the name of the opening theme song in bootleg zome

[@hispaniclawyer9008]

*zones

[@muthesquirrel]

Heeey, I owned some of those as a child. :D

[@Intertayne]

Monster is great, but the ending is confusing.

[@HiperPivociarz]

Simba: We're not Hasbro

[@Jul-fu4yu]

The mummy looks like its dabbing. x'D

[@Tareltonlives]

Sharp hand JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!/ REAL SUNGOLD MONSTER! ♫

[@Tareltonlives]

Maybe it's British-"Oh, it's that BLOODY mummy again! Fuck that tosser!"

[@bowielikesjazz49]

This is chucky Red head Dolly Jeff

[@Arrowdodger]

Sharp Hand Joe looks like Ed Harris

[@mr.motormaster9881]

BOOTLEG ZONE!!!!!!!...YESS

[@tobyrogers1814]

Where did you come from where did you go where did you come from SHARP HAND JOE