sharpest Fungi kitchen knife in the world

[@kiwami-japan]

今年の3月から菌に水やり、栄養の砂糖を与え続けてやっと一本の包丁になりました The gel made by this fungus is cellulose . And this fungus can be used to make a durable LCD panel. I love this fungus!!

[@アライグマ-p7z]

頑張りましたね(´⌒＿⌒｀)

[@おかのした-m1v]

さすがに草

[@きちすけ-b1i]

箘って…

[@イケメンになったビル]

100均シリーズはもう殺らないのですか……？ 最近見てなかったけど、チャンネル登録者増えたから……？

[@itoma6187]

7ヶ月菌を育て続けた不審者

[@jacklloyd4376]

this fella has the most obscure sense of humour ive ever seen. everything he does just seems like a comedic art performance piece

[@graegoles8382]

Its like howtobasic but disturbingly calm

[@yottaXT]

@@graegoles8382 I would be afraid of this guy way more than the howtobasic guy.

[@zambe1915]

yottaXT i would be afraid in more ways than one

[@13owl]

I believe he can be out there getting nobel prices for the work his been doing

[@seanmortell2365]

Who said it was humor

[@LacedWithOreos]

'For this recipe, you're gonna need two cows of water.'

[@flokus]

*_t u c o w s_*

[@cassualtea2040]

small medium or large cow

[@coffekoko_6386]

que? .____.

[@SecretsTaken]

Blobfish and Cat Studios m e d i u m c o w

[@amongaplay]

@UwU v2 Argentina no Brasil

[@forpollmaking7373]

"Honey our last knife broke" "Aight lemme boil fungus for two months"

[@sriramsankar8958]

Not to forget also drying them and making it into a knife

[@jaywilliams7597]

That would never happen this man treats knifes better than parents treat children

[@soumyabharath8759]

@@jaywilliams7597 lmao yes

[@eraser4476]

mhm before we create the knife don't forget the fungi noodles first

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

@@jaywilliams7597 what makes you assume they treat you better

[@あどみっしょんぽりしー]

圧 倒 的 科 学 者 の 極 み

[@shikishima_jr_twitch_youtube]

たしかに。

[@斉藤-s6m]

不審者で科学にも詳しいってやば過ぎません？笑

[@fgddn3960]

なんかどっかの隕石包丁にする動画でも見たな、、、

[@竹-k2g]

おっチワワやん((

[@ContainerForBrains]

つまりは不審を極めることは科学を極めることと同じなのでは？（逆転の発想）

[@LucarioredLR]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that he has a fridge full of chocolate bars??

[@neonlights_12]

Are you saying you DON'T have a fridge full of chocolate bars??

[@backbackback9845]

@Toon Shorts nani??

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

23 bars

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Before he took one out

[@bikeguyirl4443]

I'm impressed by his hoard and taste of chocolate. Although, I am still perplexed by his vibrating doll...

[@sarahargintaru1445]

I hope they never fix the youtube recommendations the chaos brings us together

[@AtomiskZabaleta]

I know exactly my watching habits and let me tell you, right now there is NOTHING wrong with youtube recomended. This is EXACTLY what I want to see. it's functioning as expected, i swear.

[@PrinceKatamari]

How can you say something so bold... yet so true

[@wyvernnemecek595]

This is a fact! If it’s recommended to me, it’s something I’m either gonna enjoy or be able to think about for a while. It all works out

[@colinbrash]

Now if only the algorithm would stop playing THEE Epoch Times ads.

[@f86mrx83]

GLORIOUS !!! 666 likes and you speak about chaos... don't touch anythings 😌

[@hanniba.al_barca]

This guy has a brix meter and a tool specifically to cut boxes, but he uses straws to pipette. He never ceases to amaze me.

[@73crows]

But in the past (or further? Perhaps both) he uses pipettes

[@meatsmell8639]

He might've ran out of pipettes and with stuff being shutdown due to COVID, might not be able to get more

[@BestKCL]

@@meatsmell8639 This video is quite old

[@meatsmell8639]

@@BestKCL 8 months ago isn't very old in regards to COVID, it was a thing in China since like September/October of 2019, 8 months ago COVID was in damn near full swing for them, we just weren't informed in yhe rest of the world about the significance of the disease that they let spread, until like December 2019/January 2020

[@mizurielse]

@@meatsmell8639 but he's in japan

[@Nanashi47]

知らん間にめっちゃ道具増えてる…

[@2828_to]

菌より包丁への愛のほうが強かった模様

[@そんなことよりおふとんたべたい]

TOCHI 菌を愛す→まだ分かる(洗脳済) 菌が予定外に成長したので包丁を作る→(び ょ う き)

[@potinpot8829]

そんなことよりおふとん食べたい 最初の方から病気なんだよなぁ…

[@狂気未来]

そして途中から包丁を作るために培養し始める不審者

[@お吸い物の里]

サイコpa…(((殴 サイコウ(最高)です

[@user-natsumikan]

@@お吸い物の里 サイコ(((🔪🔪🔪 サイコウ(最高)です😆

[@iamagreatape9576]

"it appears he died from fungus." "fungal infection?" "no, he got stabbed to death by fungus"

[@Shikaschima]

"Well, I guess we have our killer then."

[@nero9506]

@@Shikaschima I mean it's a living thing soooo

[@Shikaschima]

@@nero9506 This is a running joke on the channel.

[@nero9506]

@@Shikaschima I know, and my joke was that since fungi are living things they could be accused of murder but it's not something worth focusing on

[@もち-j2e]

What's up？

[@afrahshekh6379]

WHAT ARE HIS QUALIFICATIONS??? WHY DOES HE KNOW SO MUCH??? IM TERRIFIED

[@gnome_official]

I'm pretty sure he's a chemist.

[@friendlywaffles9335]

Japanese Walter white

[@anautisticidiot5578]

This man has the knowledge of iron man and can deal with karens by making knives,kills cucumbers, and probably will make a knife out of obsidian.... In minecraft...

[@meatsmell8639]

According to the most informed sounding post I can find about him with the like 2mins of searching I did, he's apparently a chemist, physicist, fabricator, an artisan, and a magician.

[@dominicdelprincipe2583]

At an off the top of my head guess, I would assume that he has been to culinary school at the least

[@梅-j2c]

7:25 こき使われた牛のささやかな反逆

[@hatoniki]

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)･∵ﾌﾞﾊｯ!!

[@hikonoki]

圧倒的不審者の極み展あったらマジ行きたい

[@rina8475]

今まで作ってきた物並べてるの見たいw

[@syakamon7966]

抽選で一名に一つ包丁くれるとかだったら最高や

[@aowe3997]

盗 ま れ そ う まあ -物好きしか盗まない-

[@iq4982]

@@aowe3997 レジン包丁は盗まれそう

[@Noah0727Kingscholar]

盗んだやつはもれなく包丁になるやろ。 そういう面ではセキュリティ完璧

[@カラス天狗-i6i]

7:30 大事に育てた菌、煮沸されて死んでるんですが…

[@スナックあけみ-g9v]

私たちが飲んでる飲料のビフィズス菌も滅菌済みなんですよね… 裏の成分表に書いてありました…

[@elsgare8485]

As a side note while scrolling through his old videos, I love how this guy caters to both his Japanese speaking audience and his English speaking. It must take a lot of effort.

[@Entropy_arts]

When you wanna like but can’t because 69

[@elsgare8485]

@@Entropy_arts the hardest choices require the strongest wills

[@Entropy_arts]

@@elsgare8485 😔

[@berserk7188]

菌が増えてこんにゃくになったと思ったらイカソーメンになって茹でたらパンの耳になって なんやかんやあって、包丁ってすげぇなこの人

[@オスクロル-b3l]

それな

[@真央-p6s]

イカソーメンとパンの耳の間にメンマを追加してほしい

[@みろかろす-l7y]

まっ、まあ食べれるらしいしね…(焦り

[@なりぃぃまむ]

長崎ペッパーズの弟のアカウンコ ナタデココも()

[@tossychloe]

人を愛することが出来なくなった男は誰かに注ぎたい愛情を歪んだ形で発散していく

[@モリモリげんき]

Tossy/とっすぃ〜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGimc6R-j615h6s

[@鳥飼さん]

Tossy/とっすぃ〜 純愛ですね～♡

[@力消州]

‘’ 三部作で映画化、

[@crow61400]

B級映画にありそう

[@加州船]

喰狼/クロウ ハリウッド超大作ダロオォン？

[@ねこんふらい]

この人の前では粉末状になった瞬間包丁になる未来が見えてるんだろうなぁ

[@user-hw3cb3zf4c]

えびふりゃい 粉末状でないものは粉末にされる運命

[@おしるこさん-c7x]

@@user-hw3cb3zf4c 化学変化？（間違ってたらすいません）も追加で

[@user-kb3bx8yx3e]

おしるこさん 化学がめちゃめちゃ発達したら空気包丁作れるようになるんじゃない？

[@tezyvc2490]

安定剤のおかげであらゆる粉末に包丁化の可能性がある

[@みちゅば-p3p]

んじゃ〇薬で作ろうぜ()

[@yousk100]

すごいんだが、この包丁で切られた切られたきゅうりを食べるのは勇気が要る

[@GODORA_]

編集も着々と上手くなる不審者

[@br0therthr332]

me: Hey mom what are we having for dinner?” Mom: “*F U N G U S S L A B*”

[@Pilolp]

Imagine lol

[@mackenzie7738]

me: mom i’m hungry can we go to chick fil a mom: we have food at home food at home: *fungi slabs*

[@iAMtunaFISH]

It's edible. It's most likely kombucha scoby. What do you think is the chewy cube in those Chinese jelly snacks.

[@mackenzie7738]

iAMtunaFISH i don’t eat that stuff so i wouldn’t know lol

[@ItzzDragonnnnn]

I legit shouldn't have laughed this hard at a comment

[@おらんぽ]

見る前 菌ってなんだろう 見た後 菌ってなんだろう

[@cabernethanson4441]

Crazy stuff, but the way he's able to communicate without words is amazing. I had no idea what gum acacia was for and he was able to tell me without a single word. Impressive.

[@ambersedona]

he's like the disturbingly soft version of howtobasic.

[@iamagreatape9576]

and not to mention he is serious in that he does the thing.

[@alkelcaste303]

Amber Landry sociopathic how to basic, he’s calm and hard to predict

[@sterlingarcher967]

I have thought the same exact thing for a long time lmao it's kinda creepy right?

[@scarletthread4921]

*ASMR BASIC*

[@chopstik_8994]

Amber Landry anime version*

[@Corporate-Rat1]

Please make a knife out of butter. A real butter knife that's what I want.

[@kwingle]

Underrated :,I

[@TerminalVelociRaptor]

He made a knife out of milk, I'm not sure there would be much difference.

[@chewypigeon5523]

how come i feel like u want a butter knife because while you typed this u chugged liquid butter

[@chefswag42]

bruh

[@jonstar91]

a knife made out of butter, and then he makes a video "100 degree knife challenge with a butter knife cutting butter"

[@米俵の七味]

いっつも思うけど、設備が凄い充実してて作業が楽しそう

[@mar-rv2qb]

oh to be fungus growing in kiwami's fungus farm, awaiting the day i become a knife

[@mar-rv2qb]

@@sillygoof2473 oop

[@monstrosity_01]

@@sillygoof2473 ohhh everyday i learn something new

[@Squizz11222]

You don't need to become a fungus to be his knife material ;)

[@brittanysqueech]

volunteering

[@動画なしで登録者1億]

毎回、作業工程が洗練されてて感心しちゃう

[@HO-ch6oc]

この人に愛されたら包丁にされるんやね

[@Yukaini_narimasita]

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ)))ｶﾞｸｶﾞｸﾌﾞﾙﾌﾞﾙ

[@はりぼ-w2w]

新しいタイプのヤンデレですか？

[@ぶぐぶぐ茶釜]

通報した

[@宇宙猫-c2v]

「こいつは俺のものだから」 （物理的に）

[@菘-w6b]

処理する時は前に愛していた人を使うのかぁ‥(恐怖)

[@edgyesp]

Imagine this dude in prison, making shanks out of everything and anything.

[@samus598]

Fermented ramen shank!

[@Gooong]

Imagine the dude who broke out of prison 4 times in Japan with this info.

[@probablynotviolet]

*cuts off own bunions* WHERES THE SODIUM ALGINATE?!

[@CellarDoorx06]

Espen Lindstrøm hahaha 💯 cause it's so true!

[@konjiki8203]

You can’t keep him behind bars because he’ll turn them into knives as well.

[@tommyhill199]

If it weren't for the silent chemistry, I would be slightly perturbed at supporting the channel of a methodical serial killer. But it's interesting, so it's none of my business who he kills or what he does with the lamps he makes out of their heads.

[@neoordwell]

gum acacia. you'll likely get results with gum acacia

[@driesignoul5519]

U sound like you know what's up. Tell me. Does the end material hold up against water? I'm making cups

[@TheGaaramaster150]

Can’t wait till he makes a knife out of the cucumber itself

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

Waiting for true escalation...... sharpest plastic explosive in the world!

[@YukoValis]

and I want it to be sharp enough so he can cut a knife with it. : )

[@lolz8bit]

Can’t wait for an air knife tho

[@niteowlx5178]

How about worlds sharpest marshmallow knife? 😂😂😂

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

@@lolz8bit Air gel is a thing...... expensive but a thing

[@yokoyufi]

1:03 菌を愛おしそうに撫でてるのが狂気じみてて好き

[@Kaseki0730]

アニメとかで毒使いのキャラがしてそう

[@三浦まどか-s8n]

5:02 も中々

[@whatamidoing725]

I love how he’s done this so much he doesnt need to trace a knife anymore to cut one out

[@eliotharrell6061]

Yeah I noticed that too

[@tristanhawkins3203]

I was scrolling through the comment section looking for this, I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed it.

[@angiealberto7850]

That's exactly what i thought 😂

[@user-oy8vu3xb2y]

He sees knives everywhere

[@dbxvhero9006]

You have 666 likes

[@brainbricky5566]

*sharpest fungi kitchen knife in the world* 2023: *sharpest human meat kitchen knife in the world*

[@thesturm8686]

He made a human nails diamond soo this is only a matter of time

[@Acquaintance6336]

Id say next step is human bone, bc those can be bought pretty easily if you convince them of your reasons for needing bones. After the bone knife then yeah, meat, flesh

[@kaprisunzzz]

I mean I could be done without harming anybody so🤷‍♀️

[@beantacos332]

i’m still waiting on the cucumber knife

[@mediacat20]

He can use his collection to harvest it.

[@MamaWheelz]

Get you someone who strokes you as lovingly as this guy strokes random objects

[@bikeguyirl4443]

Instructions unclear; my left side is now paralyzed

[@MamaWheelz]

@@bikeguyirl4443 ded 😂😂😂

[@shirowuzhere9057]

His cows😞😞

[@gingeetheginge6071]

“Stroke me like how you stroke your fungi...”

[@l1zzypoo]

Gingee The Ginge “draw me like you drew the _fungus pattern on the knife_ ”

[@kekegaga2330]

Everybody is mentioning the fact that the dude has a bunch of chocolate. Ain't no one gonna talk about how he has a machine operated by a doll's head?

[@alisande_]

not to mention that the doll's riding a vibrator

[@chrissmith8967]

I would trust this man with my life He can do anything He could probably solve world hunger and global warming in one swoop

[@KillingMeSmall]

chris smith swoop

[@nunya5230]

I was about to say that

[@danielgrundy4422]

Just glazing over the fact that he made fungus powder then. Ok

[@sasakama_69]

俺｢なんでリトマス試験紙があるんだ…｣ 俺｢なんで糖度計があるんだ…｣ 俺｢水こぼした…｣

[@メガネ-n8z]

不審者だからだよなぁ？

[@87-ryu]

んなことより顕微鏡はやべえよ

[@隠れたモンブラン]

不審者だもんな(同調)

[@麩菓子-t2r]

人　人　人　人　人　人 ー不　審　者　だ　か　らー 　Y^ Y^ Y^ Y^ Y^ Y

[@カバオの顔の下半分の生命体]

リトマス紙ホームセンターに数百円で売ってた

[@katnboot]

kiwami: "hm, I'm touching chocolate.... Definitely gonna need the gloves for this" Also kiwami: *touches dried up form of gelatinous fungus mix with bare hands*

[@fteogr]

The dried fungus has been boiled, so the fungus was killed. It is dried cellulose at this point, more like wood than fungi.

[@BG-wz1iu]

@@fteogr came here to say that

[@Nativityin6lack]

@@BG-wz1iu same

[@aaronking2020]

@@fteogr still disgusting

[@RianKashfi]

@@fteogr it’s actually chitin but yeah you’re right it’s safe cuz he boiled it

[@tseussyyy2862]

Nobody: The Stove: *aggressive beatboxing*

[@doshile]

Tsum Gai Your username. Love it.

[@tseussyyy2862]

@@doshile haha Thanks mate

[@Joel-xe2ej]

This killed me lol

[@true_neutral3378]

Followed by: Ocean man, take me by the hand~

[@robrobx649]

NoBoDy:

[@ふぁ-b9p]

この人のコンロ妙にリズムが良いんだよなぁ

[@bellrich612]

意味わからんすぎる。すご、こわってなってたけど概要欄がとてもまともで安心した

[@気球-z1t]

従いましてこの包丁は食べても問題ありません いや口切れるわ

[@玲翅]

そもそも噛み砕けるかどうかですよねw

[@なつめ-u1z]

(╭☞•́⍛•̀)╭☞それな

[@Rs-cx6ju]

そ も そ も い や

[@あたまわるいひと-e2s]

@@炭酸君 経験者は語る(?)

[@jumjum2346]

包丁作成よりも素材精製メインのチャンネルになって来てるの笑う

[@itempthekiller979]

Eng please

[@itempthekiller979]

Or translate

[@jumjum2346]

itempthekiller It's interesting that refining the materials used to make knives is becoming the main genre of this channel, rather than making knives. And it says. I used a translator, so I'm sorry if the text sounds weird.

[@にゃなにゃな-b2u]

あれ？コメント日本語なのに英語がいっぱいだ…なぜ(´Д｀≡*ﾟ-ﾟ)why

[@jumjum2346]

@@にゃなにゃな-b2u 一つ目の返信が「英語で頼む」みたいな感じだったのでそのまま翻訳して返したんですw good数が伸びてたのでなんで書いてあるのか気になったんだと思います^_^

[@user-bacon-epi]

毎回包丁作る動機が意味不明で草

[@ただの狂信者-t2r]

不審者にとってはこれが当たり前

[@sho5589]

むしろ鮮明だと不審じゃない

[@プレパラート-l3w]

ほどよい封印の剣 不審者だからねぇ…

[@笑笑とみや]

そしてなぜ包丁なのか

[@名無しの暇人-z4t]

不審者の思考は常人には理解出来ないんだ…

[@littleratchild3028]

is nobody going to talk about the weird doll contraption

[@snutti]

RIGHT

[@alienindisguise5546]

It's for his Wiener

[@Bobbibeta]

Thank you.

[@drapas]

Naw man it's not weird, my sister always sits on a working washing machine, it's not weird Right?

[@littleratchild3028]

Дима Кварков yeah that not weird

[@hyunchr]

最初花柄の包丁かと思ったら菌だった

[@こたつううううううううう]

題名見ずに映像だけ見たらもう何作ってるか分かんねぇわ

[@玉ねぎ紳士]

包丁作るって目的以外、最初から最後まで何やってんのか1ミリもわかんねぇ

[@このー木なんの木気になる木]

菌育てようとしてる時点で圧倒的不審者

[@peanutslayer_]

the amount of dishes this guy has to clean after each project is astronomical

[@dazcarrr]

And at the end he gets one more to clean up

[@ムト-y4e]

7:27 ちょっと溢しちゃうの可愛い

[@yuzuhasweet6832]

この人の家、家宅捜査したら無実でも連行されそう(小並感

[@riko2960]

圧倒的すぎるとされ、書類送検されました〜

[@さかなクッキー]

ごっ誤解です！ て言っても捕まりそう…

[@ザックが好きすぎる魔来]

刑務所でも包丁作ってそう

[@Amichans]

そろそろ太陽を盗んだ男になりそう＠＿＠；

[@おんつー]

羽山昌史 鉄格子で包丁作ってみた 受刑服で包丁作ってみた

[@mameri53]

18:27 その発想はなかった

[@Sheashay101]

The stuff this guy has just lying around, plus the stuff he knows/knows how to do, makes me both mildly afraid of what he does with it, and entertained by it all

[@user-zi7km3mz3r]

この人ほんとにお金と技術持て余してるなあ😂

[@プッチ神父-d7m]

足りないのは道徳

[@user-zi7km3mz3r]

なぎ この人結構稼いでるみたいだったので、忙しくはあるのかなと思ったんですが、動画見てるとそうは思えないですよね！！不審者さんに「忙しいわ」って万が一思われても申し訳ないので時間って書くのは省略しちゃいました笑

[@nisatohamatoshi]

人徳は？

[@dainihon]

この人仕事したらめっちゃ手際良さそう。だから結果的に時間余ってそう

[@月亭ほうせい]

昔の動画で仕事の休日とかに合間縫ってひたすら包丁研いでるって言ってたから暇ではないと思うゾ

[@林田光凌-k5y]

毎回思うけど、理科室に住んでるだろ

[@パンプキン-w6u]

この動画で｢なんでそんなものまで持ってるんだよ｣と何度思ったか

[@atlix2]

when i die and become a cryptid in the local forest, this will be my weapon of choice

[@l0sts0ul89]

Fyngus knife

[@atlix2]

hehe 69 likes

[@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185]

Fungus Knife or a Knife made of your Original Human Body

[@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781]

@@prot0prawnsuitablesinc.dom185 . nife *air nife*

[@cameraman1939]

Fungus knife. Damage: 25 hp Extra: infects humans who got cut with fungal infection, deals 50 more hp overtime.

[@vwr0527]

Archeologists in the future: "We are completely unable to determine what material the artifact is composed of."

[@jesse638]

Gum, Acacia I believe

[@mabellet.jayson6786]

Xray machines will do

[@moviestargf]

when i’m an archaeologist i’m going to remember these videos

[@おかしいぜ]

菌「本当に愛してるのは包丁なんでしょ？」

[@高木はちゅ]

（圧）そ、それは、誤解だ！ 違うんだ

[@pad_shi]

圧「君のようなカンのいい菌は嫌いだよ」

[@bake3790_]

菌｢ふざけないで！！ 証拠はちゃんとあるのよっ！｣

[@カラス天狗-i6i]

茹でられてるから菌自体は死んでる説

[@dmrs2638]

カラス天狗 乙

[@LLL-kl5ut]

7:25水こぼすの可愛い

[@gorigorijohnny3557]

【太鼓勢】LLL それ

[@dominickdibart12]

Imagine how happy he was when he had the final product Now he has justification for operating a fungus farm

[@Just_CaII_Me_Jay]

left cow: *totally misses pot when pouring*

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

my therapist: don't worry, left cow can't hurt you. Left cow:

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

I’m really in the mood for a none pizza with left beef

[@KooblyK]

Must be related to left shark

[@ethan8965]

literally the second that happened i scrolled onto your comment

[@trinniceorlando1477]

I mean and what he did with that doll was like no stop lol. That doll looked like it was having and orgasm, I do believe he is have fun in this video. My family and I are dying from laughter. xoxo love his work and he needs to ship his fridge of chocolate to the Bahamas

[@chemimal]

16:36~ とうとう下書き無しで包丁の形にカッティング出来るように……

[@YOSHI-cz4ml]

キワミもやるようになったのね

[@ゆえ-j4w]

思いました(笑)

[@きのこおじさん]

極めてきたね。

[@木田紋左ヱ門]

もう人間を超えた...?!

[@ちよこ-j9s]

すごい、、、

[@わかぴ-z5k]

そのうち血液で包丁作りそう... 「かさぶたが出来たので包丁を作りました」って... ひぇぇ...

[@かなたプライベート]

立てば菊門座れば牡丹ァン!歩く姿は百合の糞 通報した

[@しょうゆ-i7r]

立てば菊門座れば牡丹ァン!歩く姿は百合の糞 通 報 し た

[@発酵したやまやま]

立てば菊門座れば牡丹ァン!歩く姿は百合の糞 通報した

[@なかたく-x5h]

立てば菊門座れば牡丹ァン!歩く姿は百合の糞 通報した

[@なまけもの-e6b]

@立てば菊門座れば牡丹ァン!歩く姿は百合の糞 通報した

[@fennova8240]

Your style of filmography and complete random natured things that appear in it are absolutely amazing and I literally love it. Thank you for making the coolest most odd videos i've ever gotten hooked to watching. I don't think i've ever skipped ahead in any of them, i have popped back to see if what i saw was what i really saw haha. Love your fridge magnet PNW!!!

[@Mutsumiiii]

これに比べたらアルミや木材がものすごくまともに見えてきた

[@sk-pb3rg]

次回「女を愛したら増えすぎたので包丁にして差し上げた」

[@ciconiawtc5674]

怖杉

[@ヒマビト]

何を材質に作製するんだよ············(震え声)

[@ぴえん丸-z2l]

暇人/無気力 It’sborn

[@素人ドラゴンY]

bone

[@しらすの部屋-b8e]

怖ぇ……

[@OIL_HAM]

次回「登録者が増えすぎたので包丁にして差し上げました」

[@スコットスタイナー]

油ハム 「人類は増えすぎたので包丁にして差し上げました」

[@ああ-q1n4x]

@@スコットスタイナー 「宇宙が膨張しすぎたので包丁にして差し上げました」

[@pein5569]

「動画が増えてきたので包丁作りました」

[@aiueo4282]

「空気がありすぎるので包丁に差し上げました」

[@呪ぴえん]

「こんにちは、包丁です」

[@subparpeach4214]

I like how he goes through the whole process of experimentation and shows us it works like we're not a bunch of monkeys watching a man explain how to make fire but we've already proclaimed him god

[@hirohori2300]

視聴前「またなんかやってるし…なんだこれ？」 視聴中「なんだこれ」 視聴後「なんだったんだあれ」

[@potepote660]

それな(日本人居て安心したぁ(´；ω；｀))

[@hirohori2300]

@@potepote660 外人ニキめちゃくちゃ多いですよねこの人のコメ欄

[@potepote660]

@@hirohori2300 ですよね

[@山田花子-h1r]

菌ってなんなん

[@よしだ-e1s]

@@山田花子-h1r 菌はバイキンマンの取り巻きでしょ(適当)

[@Tabun-Tsuyoshi5544]

✨愛したら増えすぎたので包丁にして差し上げました✨ 菌『解せぬ』

[@結果にコメットする]

今日の『解せぬ』 名前

[@nuggeyuwu3549]

Very interested in the layout of this man's home

[@ledf2012]

house made out of fungi

[@aedrix4778]

Imagine walking into this guy's house, would there be more knives in the house or more weird things laying around which you know will be turned into knives?

[@gabriellls1145]

I'd probably be dead before I found out.

[@talyrath]

There are only two things in his house. Knives and things that haven't been turned into knives yet.

[@axuwu6939]

In his eyes, the whole world is made up on old knives and things that haven’t been turned into knives yet

[@AnonNomad]

He's working his way up to the antimatter knife.

[@tylerdoop]

Anon or she??

[@chantalduchesne5323]

Tyler Eberhardt no its a dude

[@epicnicity916]

The one that crumbles your hand when you touch it?

[@AnonNomad]

@@epicnicity916 The one that annihilates everything on the face of the planet upon coming into existence.

[@amanwithnoname4657]

What about the AntiAntiMatter knife?

[@ぽん-f5r]

遂に下書きしなくても包丁の形に切り取れるようになったんか...。

[@いもけんぴ-p7f]

重症やな…w

[@mikamisatuki]

@いあ ？？？｢welcome！｣

[@この子を探してください]

日本人のコメント少なすぎて菌生えてきた

[@potepote660]

それな

[@Mimisuke-jr4ul]

菌生えてて菌

[@ウインディさん]

Unknown Person そwれwはw菌w

[@0o238]

ナウシカかとね

[@sakura_sac5921]

それな🦠めっちゃ菌生えるわ🦠

[@honoka8386]

菌が歯に見えてずっと｢は？（歯？）｣って思ってよくよく見ると菌だった

[@軍団ガエル]

お薬増やしときますね〜

[@LionsPhil]

Things Kiwami has: - A homemade creepy-doll vibration table - An electronic sugar sensor - A laser etching machine Things Kiwami does not have: - A pipette

[@twinrixone5295]

I bet he has some but prefered the straw technique for this video. Like he has an electric drill but still uses his hand drill most of the time.

[@seleversilever3128]

Is it just me or does he also just have a new grinder thingy in every video? The bowl & stick idk what it's called

[@omeriron7842]

How do you know his name is Kiwami?

[@novius2926]

@@seleversilever3128 a mortar and pestle, yes he does I think

[@brocmt]

@@omeriron7842 Because that's how you read "極み", which is in his channel name.

[@けーおー-h9m]

7:25 ちゃっかりこぼしてんじゃねえよw

[@亀-f7h]

牛「私の清純な唾をこぼすとはずいぶん度胸がある人間だな」

[@tlpanda3550]

*Japanese intensifies*

[@weegeewoogoo9556]

Josh Arroyo lol

[@トイレの絶対守護神]

@マーキー 笑の進化の軌跡か...‎(^^)

[@devils3215]

かわいい

[@chimsloyalty3880]

*goes to jail* Officer: "Ive watched your vids PUT HIM IN SOLITARY" *creates knife out of silence*

[@aceleracionistanoturno]

😂

[@FAKOR_]

*牢屋に入れられる* 看守:「お前の動画は見た。独房に入れてやるからな」 *静寂より包丁を作り出す*

[@Ani-Albanian]

Lol

[@asuka_langley_soryu02]

lol hahaha

[@こんにゃくの黒粒]

英訳アザす

[@connorbobonnor3440]

I have a strong feeling that the person who sent me this is threatening me.

[@rupertgarcia]

LMAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaitlynknapp4529]

If someone sent you this your in danger.

[@archdukefranzferdinand1373]

1980: I bet there will be flying cars in the future 2019: f u n g u s k n i f e

[@latebloomer2]

Wait a minute, 4 weeks ago was already 2020

[@poiofrito4722]

latebloomer2 hes from the p a s t

[@archdukefranzferdinand1373]

Poio Frito well I made the comment in 2020, but I was talking about this video that was made in 2019

[@Bleepbleepblorbus]

There's everything on the internet plus it it's a double edged sword so if we use correctly we could get get flying cars.

[@HappyHackingVideoBlog]

@@Bleepbleepblorbus, Can I has double-edged funguzknife?

[@DetBareMikkel]

30 years from now, the materials of this earth from which there is knife-potential are running dry. The uploads are less frequent. The feeling of despair is filling your heart. "What else can he do?" you think quietly to yourself. Then, you see it. You instantly know, that this will be the final knife. The sharpest knife. The last hurrah from the master of all craftmen. With tears of sorrow from what you're losing and tears of joy from what you've witnessed, you click the video. "Sharpest cucumber knife in the world."

[@ConcreteShaman]

tardaboveall491a "I have made knives from asteroids on mars, from a smart phone, from even life itself carefully molding flowers from a beautiful cactus to fit my vision... and yet THIS is my masterpiece" -Master of The Blade retiring 2049AD

[@noidea7523]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@noidea7523]

I LOUDLY WHEEZED

[@mortuusdiebus]

This- *sniff* this is beautiful

[@sbtjlhw111]

I use the cucumber to cut the cucumbers

[@user-ey3tu4oi1r]

突っ込み所が多すぎて逆に突っ込めない男

[@ho_hokekyo_06]

途中から自分が何を見ているのかわからなくなる作業工程

[@いもけんぴ-p7f]

知らん間にどんどん増える道具

[@mog1622]

この人何者?

[@カレーメシ-h9l]

#ガム# 不審者の頂点に立ってる 最強で最凶の人

[@seimaohta2307]

@@カレーメシ-h9l 最恐が抜けてるぞwww

[@ryou59kuu]

今までで1番不審者だと思った

[@shinshia970]

どう考えたら菌で包丁を作ろうってなるんだろう、

[@user-euro6eco5w1h]

ナタデココって発酵商材なんだ ↓ ナタデココ硬いよな ↓ 包丁にしよう この愛の絆はかたいよな ↓ 包丁にしよう

[@mikahoshi_mituki]

体に悪い菌ではないと思うけど、、

[@CT_SB]

この人その内空気から包丁作り出すんじゃないの？

[@むいむい-g2r]

それは草

[@Nr-wo6ci]

液体窒素ならありそう

[@as-mo9hh]

ドライアイスとかもいけるんじゃね？（あれってしーおーつーのかたまりでしょ？）

[@CT_SB]

@@as-mo9hh ファンタジー世界でなら間違いなく強キャラ枠にいますね…

[@ニャース-c3s]

真空切りですかね、、、

[@sunspot5530]

he’s made so many he doesn’t need an outline anymore

[@greenspartanligado]

man's literally memorized the shape of the knife

[@shiftcommathree1]

He's getting stronger

[@victorresf]

You can say that again

[@lolz8bit]

Pathetic

[@lolz8bit]

I’m talking to myself if you didn’t know

[@ああ-i9s2b]

『菌を包丁にする』 2019年1番のパワーワードw

[@stay6479]

100👍ゲットしたぜ！(どうでもいい)

[@ああ-i9s2b]

carat &army &once そんなに👍🏻きてると思ってなかったwww きづかせてくれてありがとうw

[@stay6479]

シーズ-ビギドリ いえいえ、ただ100ゲットしたっていうのがなんか嬉しかったんでコメントしただけなんで、 役に立ったのなら光栄ですw でも、もう150👍いってますねw

[@ああ-i9s2b]

carat &army &once ホントだw 150いってるww

[@ひぐゆう-i4e]

@@ああ-i9s2b 200行っますね

[@ASMR-kg9om]

07:25 was his most “purest “mess he’s ever made.

[@magitek09]

That moment actually amazed me, I can't believe he's actually flawed in some way

[@potentdelirium]

@@magitek09 It spooked me. Is he alright??

[@7eroBubble]

There is no way, is there? Either he's starting to employ stand-ins or an apprentice or there must been an earthquake in the region... I like the earthquake theory.

[@jrand2631]

To be fair, he did use his left hand...

[@renatamarques8610]

@@jrand2631 good point

[@フランソワピニョン-c3r]

いちいち出てくるアイテムがセンス良いww

[@グレイシーヒクソン-n9r]

使ってる機材がこの動画の為だけに用意されたかのように綺麗なんだよなぁ…　凄いなあ

[@sakura-hj8be]

もはや包丁作るのラスト3分で草

[@つり-j1i]

2:22 立体音響コンロ着火すき

[@スルメ-u1w]

圧　倒　的　不　清　者　の　極　み

[@hiropon2985]

私は菌です

[@みずもち-g2x]

7:25　こぼしたな笑

[@c.pht_]

I don’t know Japanese but I do know that you are talking about how he failed to spill the water into the pan

[@みずもち-g2x]

@@c.pht_ That's correct.Please know that English is not my native language, and I may make some confusing mistakes.

[@natrouvier4346]

@@c.pht_ je ne comprends pas l'anglais mais je pense que vous parlez du moment où il a fait couler l'eau à côté de la casserole

[@川田凜斗]

理科室より道具が豊富w

[@虎猫-f1u]

ちょっとした大学の研究室は超えてそう

[@ym2693]

ちゅんちゅんまる およそ個人宅にある道具じゃないですよね！