Shaun Ryder Can't Stand Football talk - Room 101

[@BillyJango]

He is so right. If I am out in a pub and my mates start talking about football it is my worst nightmare.

[@nez9751]

I’ve never been a football fan, super league all the way for me.

[@NodMac81]

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[@jockmackay9582]

The problem with Arsenal is they always try and walk it into the net.

[@HaerinPaul]

​@@jockmackay9582 I support West Ham!!

[@rem299]

Good to see a fellow comedy fan, ''Mind how you go''.

[@leegsy]

Shaun's comedic timing is better than most "professional" comedians.

[@agee7777]

i agree, everybody pretends they know more than they do and you have to have a bit of football banter to fit in with the lads!

[@stevebb2915]

true

[@krisc2535]

I can't stand it. Don't mind a bit of football, checking the scores etc but when people start over analysing I tune out. More annoying is when you tell someone you like a big club so they start testing you with questions. Yeah yeah, we get it you're a 'real fan' and I'm not etc.

[@agee7777]

its nonsense! the players change the manager is replaced, the kit even changes. the only the that remains the same is the destination. you are supporting a different team than you where 5 years ago.

[@JohnSmith-ix5gx]

+snipers dream have you seen the David Mitchell football sketch ,its pretty funny

[@Revolver1981]

snipers dream I thought the fat man was a Man U fan. I know Bez is.

[@dixgun]

“It’s a digital football thing” - ‘England’s Irie (Black Grape)

[@johnathantyrer6077]

Not just me who hates foorball then

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

Tyrer....Hate it? You cant even spell it?

[@SpannerzIsHappy]

@@Surv1ve_Thrive because he hates it so much.

[@johnedwards4492]

Football

[@georgem3197]

Are you actually surprised that you're not the only person in the world who doesn't like football?

[@ianmangham4570]

It's not footy we hate, it's just all the bollocks talk.

[@e_jacob9418]

Shaun would make a great stand up comedian

[@andrewnolastname2337]

Nah

[@adamstockman5278]

He'd never be able to remember his jokes 🤣🤣🤣 his heads is spangled

[@mjkrbjcw]

@@adamstockman5278 or stand up 😂

[@heliumtrophy]

@@adamstockman5278 Doesn't matter. You put him in front of a TV audience and he says 2 words and they laugh their heads off. Just look at George Best on Wogan.

[@fasthracing]

Shaun the god of common sense

[@matt-f1c]

Broken Biscuits haha

[@henrybyrd5402]

I thought we played them off the park all day long but it was early doors and it turned into a game of two halves. When our centre back tried to take one for the team and went to ground too early, I knew that their playmaker would dance around him, give our keeper the eyes and stick it in the postage stamp.

[@alftupper9359]

Knock it up to the big boy!

[@stevebell9645]

Aghh they didn't have a holding midfield player

[@acousticsoundz1985]

woodwork, silverware...boy had pace..

[@Kloppsserialbottlers]

Found the cucks over here everyone!

[@PeterSmith-ls7ut]

It's about kicking about a bag of wind and, getting paid stupid amounts of money... what a waste of time.

[@smith077906]

Do I look like a football fan? ...........Well😂😂🤣🤣

[@t7612-v6h]

He's right, and people just repeat what they heard on match of the day and pass it off as their own expert analysis. "we should play a false 9, then we would win". Hahaha

[@CS-mo7xp]

surprised frank skinner didn't bring up black grape - england's irie...

[@domzbu]

Where are we? You’re a cab driver in Camden LOL

[@heliumtrophy]

The only two words Shaun would take on from Ronglish is "Goodnight Marbella."

[@emmacassidy8482]

It should be enough just to watch the game.

[@bankruptbritain6103]

Totally agree, I hate it too

[@buskingkarma2503]

Legend!👌😎 I'm glad he stopped wearing that wig though!😂

[@AaronWilson-o6c]

Shaun Ryder looks like man who stands on the terraces screaming at everyone 😅

[@MB-wk4sb]

I like a bit of football ball but if I hear one more person refer to a penalty as a 'pen' there'll be tears.

[@jockmackay9582]

Football ball?

[@MB-wk4sb]

@@jockmackay9582 yeah it's like football but with two balls

[@jockmackay9582]

@@MB-wk4sb how will pens work with 2 balls?

[@MB-wk4sb]

@@jockmackay9582 pens will work fine on any number of balls but if you're using a marker check first that it's wipe clean

[@jockmackay9582]

No, football pens. Pen kicks

[@arven67]

The man talks a lot of sense!

[@mjkrbjcw]

I fully agree,, I love to play football but never watch it unless England are playing I’d rather catch the highlights

[@brillsmith2207]

hes right its so annoying the way people talk shit about football its like they are skatting.

[@Busybee65]

The way Man Utd have been playing, i am not surprised.

[@DanNic88]

In total agreement

[@moluther2826]

Don't even know what his point is

[@xfoolsgoldx]

I like the game but not the culture or football chat.

[@alftupper9359]

Agree 100%

[@mikelitorous5570]

The difference between how he looks on here compared to now is quite sad

[@terminalfrost3645]

yup, lost all his hair

[@TaxingIsThieving]

He looks shocking now

[@tomnoble3210]

Something to do with when he had hip surgery he lost all his body hair after

[@TiVo88]

Didn't Happy Mondays do a song for Euro 2016 hahaa, saves them selling studio parts in Barbados for crack money I suppose.

[@lucevans5947]

No

[@TiVo88]

Y

[@deniellesabinay2926]

Ohhh Maccer

[@strictlycasual765]

Of all the people in the world to talk about something not even making sense in the same sentence as broken biscuits and gaga Legend

[@oldgit4260]

I'm in total agreement, always fucking hated it

[@JasmineSurrealVideos]

I can't bear football, or football talk, and it's doubly worse as I come from the Wirral and I've been told I should be put in a straitjacket as I don't like it. It's like overpaid people kick a ball about and shout hurrrraahhhhgggn a lot and hug each other. Broken biscuits is hilarious, very Shawn Ryder lol.

[@addj7093]

When football fans say “we” when all they do is watch the match they don’t do anything

[@redeemerl5212]

Right on Shaun 🤪

[@dannywickens3368]

Toupee?

[@steevedaw566]

Back of the net.!

[@MUFC-e4p]

I love football..sorry ⚽️😂

[@andrewpartington1877]

How can you be a football fan,pafc?bwfc and proud.

[@godchannelled5990]

Ufo talk... Shaun....

[@martinfairclough3581]

Football talk is shite . Then i hate football.

[@shmookins]

What is football talk? People taking about the game or does he mean what coaches shout to the players during a game or football 'analysis' or what? For me, the thing I HATE about football is acting like wusses by pretending you are hurt. Even worse when you clearly do a foul and you pretend you are the most innocent human in history. Have a spine, you wuss.

[@Revolver1981]

Shadow Heart I thought the fat man's a Man U fan.

[@kylenetherwood8734]

Who's that?

[@niallmcsorley8544]

Used to be the singer of the happy mondays

[@sandiemundie3339]

niall mcsorley still is you ball bag

[@goudgio]

Lead singer of the best group to come out of Salford.

[@alfiebennett4204]

1

[@ar568]

Jew