Shayne gets roasted by Ian

[@Resuarus]

Courtney's breathless laugh is the perfect death cry.

[@xee_oop5466]

"aaaaah-"

[@SecondAftermath]

Especially at the end ye it always sounds like a enemy type expiring when you hit it

[@Jkdabomb10A]

Very true! 😂

[@SecondAftermath]

Her goose honk type laugh is good too on the rare occasion it happens

[@jaycielle]

Petition for DS1-style voice mod, with this as one of the _"auuaugh"_ pain cries

[@breakind0wnigga]

Same energy as "unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless"

[@vaishuc518]

😭😭😭

[@addisontaylor1798]

What is that from?

[@VasChordum]

@@addisontaylor1798elden ring, the first NPC you interact with

[@CrazedGamer117]

Though doth walketh alone?

[@seveneyes77]

@@VasChordumnot the first npc, even though that depends where you go first.

[@angeldquintas]

I love how Courtney is hyping him up and then laughs at Ian’s joke

[@dhv5725]

Sums up Shayne and Courtney's relationship

[@TrueCr1meFanat1c]

Even funnier now that they’re married

[@KikomochiMendoza]

Ian's roast perfectly balanced with Court's hype hahahahaha

[@AlexanderFaker]

Short answer: no he did not figure out how to make friends

[@acecarpenter502]

Thank you, very cool

[@Braithekaikiller]

in fact, he just realized the opposite of that

[@user-hp9qy5fr4s]

Is it a short answer because Shayne is short?

[@zc322]

Morgan Freeman voice

[@charli216]

Any answer from Shayne is a short answer.

[@fungi5350]

The way Courtney asks “how many times did it take”, and with the hindsight that they’re now married…something tells me Shayne was very vocal about beating him in 3 tries when it happened lmao

[@LunaBriarRose]

I was thinking that to lol

[@sidoniegabrielle269]

was thinking the same. imagining courtney hanging out and they're just playing with their cats maybe getting some emails sent, scrolling a lil, making some ramen, then all of a sudden from the next room over or a surprise phone call: "I DID IT! I DEFEATED STAR SCOURGE REDAN IN THREE TRIES!! THREE!!! TRIES!!!!"

[@AGreenScar]

She was probably in the room too

[@amazingimanol69]

The kid friendly version of "no bitches?"

[@lihzzahrdspeed6631]

No Maidens?

[@VoxMora]

So no head?

[@alexia3552]

It's honestly more like the adult-unfriendly version because that shit hits hard past a certain age

[@alexia3552]

but yes lol

[@mattmayes7510]

Ian can't say that considering he's married to courtney

[@abbymaywagner8241]

“Elden Himbo”

[@MegaMilenche]

Shayne is not a himbo.

[@lordtoomas]

​@@MegaMilenchehe absolutely is

[@MegaMilenche]

@@lordtoomas He is not dumb, stupid, unintelligent or uneducated. He's not a himbo.

[@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX]

@@MegaMilenchehimbo is more about attitude than raw capacity

[@MegaMilenche]

@@XxxTheFireEmblemxxX Well, I stand corrected, then.

[@aaronhooper3328]

Emotional damage!

[@PowerEd8]

In Steven He's voice!

[@AMR-rz9qk]

😐

[@SmoshNoah]

HA YES, great roast Ian.

[@Dankargonaut]

Yes

[@legna.r5696]

How much did he pay you to say that

[@yeet5596]

@@legna.r5696 This is definitely Ian on Noah's work laptop.

[@asylumthundr2765]

Ask Ian where Anthony is

[@kribble]

​@@asylumthundr2765found him

[@CyFiWasTaken]

Maidenless

[@halseypaya4582]

Nice pfp

[@therealKrak]

White Mask Varré: Unfortunately for you, however, *_YOU ARE MAIDENLESS_* !

[@lorddraonic]

Oh how wrong we were about his maidenlessness. He got wife'd tf up.

[@pedro-pascals-armpit]

his maiden was right there the entire time! ​@@lorddraonic

[@PointerProductions1]

Ian is maidenless no one sits with him at lunch

[@RikuVA]

It’s the silent “I’m gonna take this HR” stare for me haha

[@akhilm9851]

Sometimes Ian just decided to merc his people

[@Slipgatex]

The cut at the end is perfect

[@4evermarimba]

Coming from the guy that has friends cause he lip synced to pokemon 20 years ago makes this so much more brutal. 😭😭😭

[@lephester]

But he did that with his best friend, so he clearly knows what he's talking about

[@ethanriptide]

@@lephester and Shayne married best friend so I guess they’re even

[@pip4773]

@@ethanriptideDAMN

[@leslianderson7530]

Court’s laugh at the end hits even better knowing they are married now 😂

[@matiasparonzini7242]

That’s the equivalent of when the kid is talking to his parents about a video game he’s playing and then his or her parents say “have you figured out how to get a job?”😂😂

[@slimj091]

He still has to watch the youtube video on that Ian.

[@doubleEspressoShartini]

Ian: have you figured out how to get friends? Courtney: *turns into Carl Wheezer*

[@taraskat]

Shayne, with a comeback two years later: Great roast, Ian. Have you figured out how to get a wife?

[@eolsunder]

when you finally beat the boss monster, and are happy and right after a wolf kills you because you weren't paying attention.

[@thedragonsnortchannel2609]

Ian: Have you figured out how to get friends? Shayne (today): No.... But I did figure out how to get a wife 😏

[@darrellwilliams1714]

That's not a flex

[@Z25O]

In Shayne's defense. That is EXTREMELY impressive.

[@cedosderzerstorer183]

That's actually hella insane, strength build bros unite

[@alexia3552]

I love that Shayne played Shayne in Elden Ring

[@eliudavazquez]

Kudos to Ian for the perfect timed roast and I loved who decided to put the You Died sound/text lol

[@beatdeath9962]

Short answer: He has garnered the respect of the Elden Ring community and therefore shall make easy friends

[@andrewchilds2704]

I feel like at this point, if Shayne doesn’t have a lot of friends it’s probably because he prefers to roll with a small crew, and that’s totally ok!

[@greencreekranch]

I think he's the type who's popular, but doesn't know it

[@alexia3552]

Having even *A* friend is an accomplishment, shit

[@attention_shopping]

ofc ian is joking about it bc it's the opposite, shayne has all the friends

[@MikaeruDaiTenshi]

He doesn't need to figuire out how to make friends. He figured out how to get married.

[@InsignificantNick]

I love that Ian was sitting on that roast the entire time Shayne was talking.

[@WildberryPrince]

Now that we know they're married, Courtney definitely asked "how many tries?" because she knew it was only 3 and she wanted to set him up to brag about it, haha.

[@donu-donu3075]

Every strength player knows that big sword is the only friend you need

[@Mo-bj4uk]

Her laugh makes it even funnier at the end lol

[@groudon1326]

Shayne doing a strength build makes so much sense 😂

[@colinel.2550]

I'm usually not receptive of Ian's humor but THIS ONE 😂

[@brian72999]

Been waiting for this clip

[@gh0st_xr]

What video is this?

[@bluenova2958]

Courtney calling Shayne, 'Elden Himbo' gets me for some reason

[@vincarro5078]

Can't bench-press your way out of building meaningful wholesome relationships Shayne.

[@whoknows4780]

The You Died made it for me

[@WillGrayCoopcontrol]

"You died" got me fr 😂

[@Lime1958]

Jesus.thats Ian's most dad moment.😂😂😂

[@austingarrett3334]

"No, im still learning the patterns for that one"

[@justinhockstead3551]

"only muscles, beat the shit out of em" sounds like something mash would say

[@Captain_Bob]

Would have been the perfect moment to say "did you figure out how to make up with your friends?" And then a year later, Ian could say "yeah, I did :)"

[@knightgunther5123]

But he did figure out how to get a wife

[@billykid.935]

The guy’s married ian. Now back to you…

[@roddyitch1438]

The equivalent of maidenless

[@ZenoCoolmut]

Shayne could’ve said “Do you know how to keep friends”

[@xCM3Lx]

You summon them with a finger obviously

[@idc5309]

Shayne using that psych degree

[@vishalvenkat6]

That wasn't a diss that was a genuine question that he wanted an answer to. 😂

[@jamauln1]

How is Ian still a free man?! He just murdered that man!

[@SarcasticSean]

Shayne: I don't need friends. they disappoint me.

[@ScribblenautMaxwell]

Big talk from a man that only hangs out with his employees

[@jacobmiglionico7023]

the irony here is that its ian saying it to shayne 😂😂😂😂

[@l3rutalLegond]

I physically RECOILED from that 😂😂😂

[@Dloin]

Ian isn't roasting him. He just doesn't know how to find friends and needs someone to tell him.

[@KonnerKreed]

0:29 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@gh0st_xr]

What video is this?

[@Non-Normal_Channel]

that took a turn, and the face shayne makes xD

[@b33lz3bub6]

This hits different now

[@ankebank6251]

Courtney saying“He’s studious” is so funny for some reason

[@angiemendez7029]

the man was too stunned to speak 😮

[@jessicaleigh514]

I love the chaos Ian adds

[@taullarcis]

Don't worry Shayne, Ian is just mad because he's Maidenless.

[@alexia3552]

"Elden Himbo" is so freaking funny

[@caseydonners9220]

Courtney hyping him up just for Ian to tear him down with a simple question😭😭

[@poop8701]

He doesn't need any more friends!😍 i feel like the full smosh crew would be just amazing friends to have😍

[@DynastyFade]

I need a Bortney in my life.

[@thefatman69dude]

Sometimes Ian brings a banger

[@raidendt]

so who's gonna tell him that Radhan was nerfed?

[@a.gss7714]

This was probably before. This video is pretty old, and they prerecord videos anyway.

[@ThreeGoddesses]

oh when was this?

[@kaiserofkush]

He did it pre-nerf

[@secrated]

he already knows, he said it in his gameplay video with Spencer

[@tayboogie6942]

This was from 2 weeks ago pre nerf

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

The way he says Radahn makes me want to Shatter the Elden Ring.

[@WombatTheMad]

Only muscles!

[@jacobdartist]

I still haven't beaten that boss. I stopped counting how many tries after 282.

[@hellfiredouglas1046]

Ian is so savage at all times and I know he doesn’t always mean it, but I love him for it.

[@drvince0725]

YOU DIED INSIDE

[@anasianemo]

I love this workplace cause your boss can roast you and you can roast your boss and it’s all fun and games 😂

[@DishyLemon]

I didn't see this coming 🤣

[@themeta9273]

Ian is literally the last person to joke about that

[@flightlessagbsls]

Even though he had a friend hyping him the whole time lol

[@zachfoster1847]

When the: YOU DIED popped up, I lost it at work. Holy Shit! XD

[@ShelbyZealand]

I thought he was going to say laid. Lol

[@romilrh]

Ian's gonna regret saying that when Shayne is Elden Lord

[@naqidoesps4]

My older cousin every time I talk about a gaming achievement: "So, no bitches then?"

[@Quantumrealitygraphics]

Sounds like Ian just called him 'maidenless'

[@maxjohnson3695]

Shane runs a strength build irl😂

[@santinobramhill1942]

Now Shayne is gonna use his strength build on Ian

[@dpg154]

"You died" 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkLordBlazing]

Mean comeback possibility: did you learn how to get your best friend back

[@mdntctyvlcn]

Ian went for the kill shot out of nowhere.

[@zoidbergthebabyjesus1606]

Your sword is yet to be polished by any maidens, and your under garments are tarnished

[@samanthaorleski9940]

That was insane. Jaw dropped.

[@oskarroos7768]

All im hearing is ogga bogga jump attacks

[@iDogz0daniel]

Ian Hecox, the boss you’ll never beat

[@dtvdva]

I love this dorky himbo

[@Paws_itivity]

Good job Shayne, don't let these maidenless tarnished bring you down 😆

[@maddieallison7133]

He didn’t figure out how to make friends but he did figure out how to get a wife so 🤷‍♀️

[@Cd_higgins]

Shayne's face at the end says a lot

[@Anthony-Manzanares2710]

Haha the classic souls message at the end 🤌

[@ShelbyZealand]

Hot and nerd has to be the best combination ever.

[@surik_at]

Well, if my boss is anything to go by, you can just pay people to be your friends

[@amcuevas]

Love that it's come out that they hate each other.

[@aggames3044]

Strength build, stronk and short, man is gimli's descendant and went dwarf

[@genesisaergo955]

Ian for the kill. I laughed so hard.