Shayne keeps losing* and it keeps getting more chaotic (*except for that one time)

[@jordanpeterson5140]

It's like Shayne threw away someone's idol of fortune in a previous Smosh Games and the karma bus is just running him over.

[@jocosesonata]

To be fair, he's been losing _long_ before that incident.

[@brittanymartinez8276]

OOPS!

[@rysander]

@@brittanymartinez8276 OOPS *slowed down and deeper*

[@manuelgonzalezrios1314]

@@rysander 6 years of friendship ---> 🗑

[@toxicdemon1315]

@Walbert Chesker context: Shanye and Damien were playing Stardew Valley and Shanye picked up and threw away Damien's idol of fortune, an item that takes a long time and a lot of money to get, and as such, his bad karma is through the roof.

[@paulkim8539]

I love the quote "I will punch you in the stomach so hard we will both cry."

[@alchemist824]

I wish he did

[@Magical_Mic]

@@alchemist824Why?

[@alchemist824]

@@Magical_Mic funny content

[@rebakedbeans8533]

I think I figured it out. He has terrible luck, but his psychology degree shows it the charisma based games.

[@emilypippin512]

Oh yeah that makes sense!!

[@darealpapajon]

His degree show how useless it is. My guy needs a masters to actually do anything with psychology

[@jacobhumphrey3535]

Except for all the games where he had to make a product and every time it boils down to "it's terrible, you don't want to".

[@azazel56]

Basically me playing games lol

[@matt1839]

I think he forget to put luck in his attributes points lmao

[@chickenfriedmeats1618]

His laugh is like a powerful antidepressant, even when losing theres so much joy

[@Diamond_Dusk_]

Ikr?

[@JSargeK]

The clip at 9:49 kills me everytime I see it. The green screen vacay, the firehouse sub, his face, just everything.

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

It looks straight out of Pulp Fiction

[@kiralink4141]

What game was that

[@JSargeK]

@@kiralink4141 kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6HLZGyIh5pgm68 it happens at like 14:08 in this video of them playing fraud

[@dominokos]

The lil dance

[@7Rover]

@@kiralink4141fraud

[@thatonespoon_]

"I will punch you so hard in the stomach we will both cry" is SUCH a Damien threat I love it

[@alchemist824]

I was hoping he'd follow through with that, ngl

[@allisonroberts9650]

i still think it's absolutely hilarious that Shayne said that youtube was founded in '06 when Smosh started in '05

[@AmityOhCramity98]

What if I told you Smosh didn’t start on KZbin 🤯

[@PhoenixPalmer88]

*Pokémon theme* The year was 2005, KZbin had just begun

[@dman6533]

@@AmityOhCramity98 really? Where did they start? I didn’t know that TBH

[@watyhu99]

@@dman6533 they started on the smosh website. back then before youtube, most groups hosted their content on their own websites, like Roosterteeth, or homestar runner

[@owenjames8575]

Rooster teeth was founded in 2003

[@underwater1997]

In awe of the mind games he was playing at the end of Quelf, to the point where he got into Saige's head *so hard* he had her shook even after she had already won. That is some next level bullshit, I love it

[@talic-os5899]

Saige is a rule follower, Shayne and Ian easily destroy her

[@jordanpeterson5140]

Psychology degree at work.

[@alchemist824]

I felt sympathetic anger for Saige towards Shayne for that bullshit

[@wilberforce95]

"There's no time, Kimmy! For anyone to win now!"

[@crowlad2729]

Strong Dennis Reynolds energy in that moment.

[@matthewkoeppel8742]

@@crowlad2729 I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY THIS GOD DAMN YOU 😂😂

[@mandie17]

16:28

[@arnoldmchassen801]

The cutaway to Shayne just eating a sub was about 4 seconds too long and that made it perfect.

[@Felix-zz3lb]

The Mulan joke kills me every time, especially how everyone just immediately shuts it down 😂

[@esinger23]

Who is that girl I see 😂😂

[@dantesailo9176]

Cvj

[@mandie17]

20:49 😂

[@seanmartinson6249]

That scene with him eating the sandwich in the pool is just killing me, he looks so distressed about the sandwich, I love it!

[@SessVlogs]

I sell copies of James and the Giant Peach at my bookstore, and thank god I still have to wear a mask to work because it hides me cracking up every time I look at it now!

[@epicheroineedits]

😆

[@amadeusgarcia3885]

Shayne’s dice luck is so trash he would never make it past the first encounter in DND

[@jocosesonata]

Still, I would really like to see them play a game of D&D.

[@darmakx99]

Oh man, just like my first D&D session ever. Me and one bad guy trading misses back and forth forever, like two Stormtroopers. The rest of the fight went on around me until they finished up and came over to help lol

[@h.rtheater8321]

I would totally love to see him play a Character that just keeps on dying because he has bad luck...but he keeps coming back to life

[@camloch]

How funny would it be if his D&D dice luck was godly, though? After all this lack of winning, it turns out he *only* has luck with D&D.

[@PokefreakMaster333]

Weak sauce comment, like most of mine

[@yamix32]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that shayne is slowly becoming the jovenshire of smosh games. Instead of getting angry and depressed, he gets loud and depressed

[@blackwingdragonmasta]

Being loud has always been his thing

[@PokefreakMaster333]

@@blackwingdragonmasta literally since TNTL #1 he has been loud as all fuck

[@authorrayrogers]

9:22 I love that everyone can just slip into The Chosen voice whenever they want. They all know the character so well.

[@esinger23]

17:40 this was fucking insane! I always rewatch the spy alley video cause it’s so chaotic and hilarious 😂

[@hannahenglish4246]

Yes like lucky guess.

[@senpais]

eagerly awaiting the video where damien makes good on his promise and cold clocks shayne so fucking hard that they both burst into tears

[@seaturtle1181]

i love the transition from "i win at the spy game! can we play spy alley?" to "today we're playing spy alley." very nice editing choice

[@thenightranger987]

“Giant Peach” “Yeah, I know”

[@anferrr]

"I will punch you in the stomach so hard, we will both cry!" xD

[@PhoenixNiteheart]

Such a Damien thing to say 😆

[@anferrr]

@@PhoenixNiteheart yeah xD such a friend

[@yscg-4277]

“In what fucking way are you like cloud strife?” Actually killed me

[@alchemist824]

I really hope that Damien brings back "in what possible fucking way?"

[@user-nm7jq1kx7l]

That quelf game really get me 😂 I love how shayne triggered the absolute hell out of saige lmao

[@trailblazer225]

I always love when Damien tries to reassure her and say "He doesn't go back to the beginning" and she's just like "But he TRIED!!!" It's not even about whether he actually wins, it's just the principle of him even trying to take her win lmao she's just flummoxed by the absolute audacity I love it

[@alchemist824]

Made me angry too

[@red.gem_]

i smile ear to ear however many times i watch that spy alley clip

[@crowlad2729]

“Ok fine whatever, it gives me power.”

[@CyberEJ]

I love how he does SO bad at candyland that every time he goes back some spaces, Courtney is basically “awww, babyyy 😢”

[@blizzardcrow3051]

The moment he pulls off his glasses in spy alley makes him feel like a bond villain

[@danielbeesley1326]

that mind vision of shayne in a full suit eating a sandwich while they played fraud is one of my favorite smosh jokes ever.

[@weebkeyblader]

Spy Alley and the Dino game are two of my all time favorite episodes. I laugh so hard during those every single time I watch them.

[@dinglebertsamateurhour3309]

12:32 one of the best bits ever

[@bbdoll1518]

Dark Damien came our for that one 😂

[@weebkeyblader]

“In what possible f*cking way?!”

[@hannahenglish4246]

That quote hits so hard and it’s so funny

[@Ellivod]

Never wins and then when he does is lambasted and villainized i love it

[@EdilbertFernando]

I don't think I can watch the whole thing man. Shayne is too precious.

[@lukesassa]

This could also be called "Damien keeps winning and it keeps getting more chaotic"

[@ihyenayou]

Shayne when he looses: *ANGER* Shayne when he’s winning: *IM SORRY*

[@als_pals]

For some reason Shayne chomping down on a sandwhich during fraud absolutely ruined me

[@CorvusCorone68]

that KZbin game, he was like that country song, "One Step Forward Two Steps Back"

[@pedrovasquez5385]

Saige throwing the game piece at shayne was so cute lol

[@sentinelav]

I love how years of bad luck combined to produce psychic super spy Shayne

[@J0LEN3]

Damien: *gives long threat to punch Shayne* Damien immediately after: Congratulations!

[@lilyvollen2474]

This says shayne keeps loosing, but from 9:36-9:56 he definitely seems like he’s winning😂😂😂

[@Raze_4]

It took me a bit to grasp that in the end of Quelf, if they continued to play after Sage had won, and Shane had made it back to the beginning, then he would have lost, making it so he had won, this nullifying Sage's win, because in this set of rules Shane would have won.

[@jasperlevinstein8210]

Fuckin' lost it at the end where Court gets cut off screeching Quelf 🤣

[@SonOfMuta]

"I will punch you so hard in the stomach we will both cry" That's true friendship

[@travisperkins9920]

Saige: I just need shayne not to lose. Shane: that's not true. That's impossible

[@firmanchristiansianturi4794]

Funny how most time he lost, it's either Saige or Damien that wins

[@northwindkey]

The Happy Little Dinosaurs / Snake Oil stream I think is my favorite Smosh episode ever. Shayne's meltdown here, the Meat Simulator, the Termite Bell, Kimmy being Chell from Portal for some reason.

[@talic-os5899]

Shayne and Ian are destroyer of rules. Saige is a rule follower, and Noah knows the rules so well, he kicks ass in games.

[@jackieeewin7]

0:57 HELPPP SHAYNE REALLY THOUGHT 🍑🍑 I CAN'T BREATHEUEHDDHD AND HE WAS SO CONFIDENT WITH THE "NO I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM" FHDGDGDG

[@brennawilliams914]

I would give anything to play board games as a part of my job. Also would love to play quelf and scattergories with Shayne, I know it would be a blast.

[@julesking1303]

12:30 gotta bookmark this because it’s so good

[@knotvocalcovers5436]

Seeing Shayne silently eating a sandwich was way funnier than it had any right to be.

[@cameronvalencia6023]

Shane dying in dinosaur game is so funny. And then him winning out of pure guesses in the spy game is freaking hilarious XDDDD

[@Parhelion2]

The universe had to correct itself for giving him the shaft so many times

[@owenjames8575]

I love when board games get to the point where you actually have to check if you're still friends

[@dakotaskong759]

This was the real start of the Mario party try to loose games lol

[@BunnyJolf]

I like how Shayne dominated that one game

[@LivingGuy484]

Shayne's terrible luck makes me realize he is my spirit animal

[@MrYoyojuan]

The high Shayne must have felt in the spy game will never be matched

[@miles1034]

22:20 shayne's most powerful moment

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

He made two people so upset so fast

[@STRYDERMANN]

Rewatching this after the wedding. So new question " was the white collar crime game a double date?" On camera.

[@thelion2751]

1:24 I just know it was Yuya because my brother say "the girl that look like Dillon Harper" hahahaha!

[@perfectchowder]

Shane just going fucking ultra instinct in spy ally

[@mitchc.2660]

I have watched this video once or twice a month for the last 11 months and I regret nothing.

[@Eliz_Creates]

“A mirror” “a glass” “a shiny spooon” “M U L A N”

[@z34rk79]

What did Shayne do in a previous life to have this luck

[@sage7149]

I work at firehouse subs and seeing shayne eating that sandwich gave me a panic attack.

[@Figs3]

See this is why my notifications are on.

[@vortex-6307]

The Mulan line gets me every time

[@awhellyeah12]

The giant peach comment is still so funny

[@chandlersun3877]

Giant peach xDDDDDD

[@TylerTheTiler]

Shayne fully raises his hand and holds it up when he rolls lmao

[@jellyfidge]

( 9:50 ) shayne dances and eats what an icon! bc like same

[@sarahsackett3605]

I just love your compilations!

[@epicheroineedits]

Thanks so much!

[@brynt.miller]

I only know when KZbin started because of an old Smosh revenge song against Nintendo.

[@ThePi314Man]

Shayne also won Uno as dumpster wizard and a game of exploding kittens.

[@amysaysbye]

22:20 & 22:25 Damien being the sweetest of boys 😭😭😭

[@Kingbimmy]

I love the way Shayne screams “just do itttt!!! No!! Do it, you coward!” It sounds exactly like the Karen he played on a TNTL bit, who refused to wear a mask because “I won’t do it!! I’ll die!!! I’ll die if I have empathy for another human! Nooo!!” 😂

[@furygeist]

The only thing Shayne has luck in is Eat It or Yeet It when he gets malic acid nasties. He has been blessed by cruel, chaotic gods. Also is he psychic? Wtf? 😂

[@michaelroberts4748]

Did anyone else get some Dr. Manhattan and Rorshach vibes from 16:05? Like I want that edit now lol

[@tazthewarrior8330]

8:29 damiens muscle in the jacket 💗

[@ShinyUgh]

I watched this instead of preparing for my Maths Exam, it was worth it

[@sandman1008]

Damian sounded so offended by Shayne saying he feels like Cloud Strife, lmao.

[@Dazyet]

16:56 just saving this for a rainy day

[@michaelflater3080]

Shayne: Chaotic Good

[@cawesomewhatever]

“One two three fuck” 😂😂

[@JVR10893]

The Shayne and Saige dynamic on Board AF was soooo good.

[@TimmieTee]

I’m exactly like Shayne with board games

[@alexmolina8039]

Shayne sadly eating a sandwich in the Bahamas is probably my favorite image

[@leah6820-y9v]

That Candyland episode is incredible.

[@manofmagic1803]

he fails at everything apart from eat it or yeet it, due to his malic acid immunity.

[@DryBones271]

wish you had included him going completely insane during BANG!, and getting owned in Ticket To Ride!

[@KingSKRILby]

Ok so this is entirely my experience playing board games with my friends LMAO Like now, I fully expect to lose. I take it in stride. And I'll joke about it. But whoOOooooh buddy it's annoying and recurrent. It's easier to be a good sport about it! :P

[@gleeknomatterwhat8958]

Ty for this

[@BRBonGiediPrime]

"Shayne talks lamb" is so fucking funny😂

[@DeathWing483]

9:47 I just picture the sandwich full of malic acid and he's just like really enjoying it

[@chai_burns]

Shayne losing any game has the same energy as Brennan losing any gameshow iykyk

[@christopherrichardd]

i love these edits thanks for making them

[@sofia-rosegionomo8201]

They all look so hot in the fraud video I cannot

[@TedExTheGreat]

NOOO why was he eating a hamburger, I'm soo hungry now

[@lolspirit2617]

This is why he's undefeated in the mario parties