She Gave Me Something.. | STORYTIME

[@wandile.dlamini_]

Nephew is gonna see this years later and be like "damn, unc was wildin"

[@Kaquince15]

It’s gon be on meet the Grahm’s type timing lmao

[@ahmetyegenaga]

@@Kaquince15 meet the ceemen

[@RebelliousDixon787]

I was thinking “damn unc was riding dirty” 😂

[@noiseintercom2737]

The Ceeman keeps proving he’s the best storyteller of our generation 😂😂😂

[@kaelthunderhoof5619]

The Forever Story

[@Bpinardi]

Damn lost his girl and two sack skins

[@ruthless3277]

☠️☠️

[@LorenCognita]

😂😂😂

[@kethergriffin1901]

This is why sex education is so neccessary....

[@JDotThe1st]

What is wrong with this man dawg 💀

[@hemsi232]

Shawn the greatest storyteller ever I swear to god. All the story times are great but he also leaves a hint to a differ story that he tells some other time. He hinted towards the credit card backstory some time ago and now we got the story. Big bro really a director.

[@diorgasmask]

“Shawn was smashing to Lil Dicky Brain album” 😭😭😭

[@jay9956]

Shi killled me

[@drockdagawd-p2n]

all that Listerine wasted when he could've went to planned parenthood 🤣

[@mayo692]

shawn capping in the title, it was his own dumbassery lmao

[@solomonpnq]

Preciate the warning

[@ibearlymadeit6237]

the punchline😭😭daaaamn... the necklace move was a chekov's gun

[@mtmind3875]

I don’t get this explain please

[@gheneokokoro564]

@@mtmind3875something that seems insignificant in the beginning of the plot turns out to be a major thing . the necklace was kinda unimportant but in the end her putting it through the letterbox represented the end of their relationship

[@kierokierosene]

​@@mtmind3875it comes from the world of cinéma :) if you put a gun in the earlier scene of a movie, it has to have some kind off importance or relevance later in the movie, its a rule

[@neilspringer8853]

I listened to this with the meet the grahams instrumental

[@Ty_Dews]

i listened to this with the We Cry Together Instrumental

[@firstlast9846]

Bro dam near unsheathed a sword and shield to defend his snowbunny addiction 9:00 💀 it’s what MLK died for.

[@jrbone5662]

LMAO

[@joyfully_joyful]

moral of the story is get tested and talk abt using protection with your partner yall stress me out 😭😭😭

[@neilspringer8853]

This was beautiful Shawn, you should write children books

[@neilspringer8853]

you bugging Neil chill out

[@ShawnCeeLIVE]

@@neilspringer8853dawg y’all have serious issues, i liked this post then looked again & found you talking to yourself. ima pray.

[@ConorOG]

@@ShawnCeeLIVE😭

[@lucacippitelli508]

@@ShawnCeeLIVEno fucking way 💀

[@panashe5268]

⁠@@ShawnCeeLIVE You literally bought $250 worth of listerine, filled your bathtub and dipped your nutsack into it. You can’t talk about other people having serious issues 🤣

[@cowboyjanaki]

“She could have cheated on me and would have tried to rationalize it” damnnn I had one of those too. Fawkkk😂

[@alistaree]

I think the only thing what’s worse than burning someone and knowing. Is accusing someone of burning you and that wasn’t even the case….

[@dylan8400]

“A man put 7 bottles of listerine on his shit, here’s what happened.”

[@uzo4718]

Top 3 podcasts to listen to at work

[@averellS]

This was the most wild thing I’ve listened to I was at work when I heard this live 😂 , dude took a bath in mouthwash

[@senaiss]

LMFAOOOO

[@langschwerts]

THE SERIES RETURNS…

[@rogerr472]

15:52 Chasing like a Scooby Doo hallway

[@spikyturtle54]

we got the spoiler during the kris vid

[@prod.youngsensai]

Nah ts was hilarious on stream fs 😭

[@asapsavant]

this is top tier storytelling ngl 😭

[@PanPanokola]

You had me in the first half, but I’m glad this didn’t end up worse than it seemed. Cause it was looking grim man

[@lucacippitelli508]

see the virginity story was fine, the std story on the other hand is ridiculous

[@charmmesilly1000]

him getting his meat stuck in his zipper still the craziest thing i ever heard live 💀💀💀

[@mike04574]

Shawns beef with his chat is legendary

[@rayneozier]

32:39 that’s some top notch story telling. Did not expect the foot on the bed to be a revelation like that 😂

[@josuecharles8062]

bro what a story omg

[@josuecharles8062]

sad ending tho

[@monicarenee7949]

You HAVE to wait for test results to come back before you confront anybody 😩

[@amuchen9609]

I almost busted out laughing at work from te story so many times lmfaooo 😂😭😭

[@kristofermccormack6]

Storytime always delivers, the dead silence at the end 😭😭

[@simplycvrsive]

This was so stupid but such a funny story bro

[@fromjahwluv]

this dude is insane lmaooo. was not expecting the ending

[@nuhwannnun]

"flame on" 😭😭😭

[@robertowilliams6354]

Nasty work 🥴💀😭

[@yourlocalusername392]

This aint cinema, this is "ceenema" (yeah my fault imma leave😂)

[@solomonpnq]

Ceemena literally

[@NightGlock]

It's those damn Frozen Chase cards💀

[@ruzh9669]

"Minty Fresh"

[@BNA_Est.1988]

STD origin story is crazy

[@NarutoJK-jh7tr]

Shawn story times are the greatest videos on this platform ong

[@dontlookup25]

I need to up my story-telling game. You're too good, it's inspirational.

[@Magoo7956]

Dropped this vid right on time, I’m currently awaiting these gonorrhea test results 🔥

[@Magoo7956]

Update: she did in fact give me gonorrhea

[@pepsiman5609]

How'd it go, chief?

[@Slappybag46]

Oh these storytimes are a treat

[@NevTheStampede]

Listerine Cee is insane!

[@RaeOnealYT]

naw this was the fumble of hell 😂

[@kaiman8569]

tea baggin listerine is craaazy

[@roseTKz]

Shawn’s stories are just as wild as SoLLuminati fr

[@JamesonWilcox]

If he weren't wearing rubber we would've had a baby shawn

[@dxger]

Yayyy stories with shawn is back

[@HansKilo93]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂😂 it almost hurts

[@ruthless3277]

43:01 nahhhhh wtf “save the sheddings”☠️☠️☠️

[@CJJay-mz7ey]

Bro could’ve got tested after it started itching solved this whole ish 😂

[@ajthecipher1588]

Idk why hearing stories like this makes me cringe just a lil bit cause apart of me is always like “why are they telling us this?” But at the same time I can just click off the video but I don’t 😂

[@flmc9423]

This is the best sex ed you could give

[@jaybucks4121]

Nah Shawn got me dying bro 😂 20:42

[@Sir.Scum.]

A story time in 2024?? i’m T’d🤞🏾

[@chancemitchell4147]

LMFAO, yeah he had to get through the Burning alright.

[@cdskilla]

Your stories always have me dying

[@humans_being1B]

1000 bottles of listerine

[@EdWedgie]

43:48 I’m playing replaying red dead redemption 1 on ps5 hold on this got me cracking up because for those of you who never played it or haven’t recently this game has a theme in the world around brothels and hookers, there’s brothels in Texas and Mexico and the hookers regularly flirt with you in towns, there were no condoms and there’s even a side activity in the game where you can talk a married man out of hooking up with a hooker at a brothel because you believe he’s better than that, I can’t tell if it’s satire half the time but I think it’s funny as hell regardless 😂

[@marcthegod9990]

I dont even be watching twitch but i gotta come subscribe after this. Im in the car crying😂

[@cococollazo]

This entire live was a movie man lmaoo

[@zentheghoul]

This Whole Story Had Me Cry Laughing Bro Omg

[@ChozKetchum]

Grade A storytelling.

[@saibot9595]

Shawn is never using Listerine ever again

[@othman.abshir]

Sean Mr beaches Cee man Returns 😂

[@GOLDEDLEADER]

Lmaoo brooo I'm halfway through this and I'm almost in tears 😂😂😂

[@Kobe-jz2zz]

Jock itch is the worst I had it so bad one time i was almost in tears

[@realer2748]

the foreshadowing is crazy I thought bro was talkin bout being butt ass on the bed for no reason

[@anonchalantboy]

this man shawn is hilarious

[@Loi_of_Earth]

Damn, these stories good af.

[@xbilliamsx]

He wanted to tell her stop running 😂

[@GhosttoCoast782]

i know exactly whatchu mean foo when you said its IIGHT LMAO

[@heavensgone]

oh my god this took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kicksmygame]

they should nominate u the perseverance award for this performance

[@Emilmode]

god what a good fucking story

[@_MYSTICWOLF]

LMAAOOOOO YO SHAWN IS DUMB FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

[@teonojackson3166]

Damn, she was the one too 😢

[@satisfyingvideosandclips2956]

Story times are the best vids

[@Mangafrita533]

Nah this is crazy I would take this to the grave there's no way

[@Vampcamp993]

No worse feeling then when u fumble a shawty that you know was a freak

[@TheoSeduledi]

you gotta do these more often bro

[@EleanoRa99]

Someone in the chat wrote “‘IM GONNA GETCHA’ FACE ASS” 💀

[@antiembishop07]

Lmao Cee triggered is epic funny

[@tomboyinrecovery]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO thank you for this laugh Shawn okfg balls soaked in Listerine😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Jesus Christ

[@lorehound480]

I'm actually crying 😭😭😭

[@averellS]

Im saving this I’m gonna listen this again 😂😂😂

[@sashagirl38]

I fell asleep during this, woke up to something crazy and was mad confused

[@thedelbanator4146]

This shit is the funniest shawn video ive ever seen. My ass been dying for 20 minutes. just a crazy story. 😂 but damn. Sorry for your loss, dawg. Thats a rough ending. Weve all fumbled that one bad bitch in our lives tho. Yours was just an unfortunate case of the most random shit going wrong. 😂

[@malarkeykej2483]

Shawn you a LTG Freaky version on my mama you got that storytelling from him

[@seventyNG]

Doc called and said he had Nikola Jokic on his nuggets 😭

[@BlueBear13]

FINALLY MORE STORIES!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@brandoncosbyjr.7097]

NEW STORYTIME, LOOK AT GOD 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

[@TylerG13]

15:48 He’s so into this shit😭

[@suvratpandit5701]

Bro coulda just fixed that shit with some ketoconazole 😭.

[@danceteanadance]

😂😂😂 you have the best chat ever

[@obscurejade]

i used to pray for times like these🙏🙏 new storytime lets go

[@JaeSoCrazy]

17:01 😭😭😂😂

[@BuddhaGhost]

Damn. I was hoping for a happy ending.

[@nickgamble280]

43:00 😭😭😭