SHE'S A PRO SKATER NOW!!

[@candidlyclaudine1070]

Anyone else remember that feeling of pain and betrayal when those razor scooters hit your ankle bone as you were carrying them home

[@zoen7034]

The memories

[@rock6143]

That shit hurt

[@Subllama]

Candidly Claudine i never had one

[@ecruzzinaround]

Candidly Claudine iii

[@mossmoore1871]

Baby Llama Guess what you're getting for your birthday!

[@giiinnnyy]

my heart melted when she opened her grandpas valentine's day card

[@emma-fb9br]

for me, every vlog without tom is a new stage of grief

[@averybryson9029]

emma casadonte true

[@valentinaescobar8043]

he was more than a vlog extra

[@shelbylee266]

emma casadonte same

[@trixietang9982]

Elijah & Christine i like just elijah and christine sometimes

[@Belrie]

This is so accurate

[@madisonnicole7687]

0:18, Christine why the fuck do you have the Black Plague on your foot

[@knowone1723]

TheBlondeBrunette omfg I was looking for this comment

[@talendumas]

its because her poor feet have to carry that massive load everyday... they are bruised from having to support that cow of a person

[@bethan9597]

MadisonNicole I

[@dh.151]

Ur feet get black from stepping on asphalt

[@iBornThisWayBitch]

maybe it's because of diabetes.

[@Thriftgirly]

Bless Christine's cute little grandfather who still sends Valentine's day cards with money in it

[@CastielMac]

Erica Lynch and bless the down with the sickness burp (which had me crying for 4 minutes straight)

[@Ratpoisonbean]

Erica Lynch that made me laugh so hard but also I "awe'd" too because that's adorable, seems like something my grandparents would do if they weren't always busy driving back and forth from California to Oklahoma to visit friends (love my grandpa but he's like Moses I don't know how many friends of his are still alive 😂)

[@andrew_sone]

"Where are my Hulk hands and my scooter?"😂😂 I'm so done with her!!

[@andrewdevries3983]

Elijah: "Christine don't do the thing!" Christine: *Does the thing* Elijah: "Christine! Christine! Christine!" Bing bing bing bong bing bing bing bong

[@lavahead146]

Andrew DeVries it's more like, "chrisTINE!!!"

[@imarriedmyself]

the jump cut at 2:24 makes it look like Steve is at both sides of the table and it kind of fucked me up

[@evabender4428]

honestly i was so confused

[@kathrynpell2650]

Same dude

[@BenBluee]

Chris Pratt is so perfect he could change an asexuals sexuality I get it

[@BenBluee]

P.s. What do you mean everything is not gay fan fiction????

[@funimonki6635]

Ben Blue hi you

[@Chris-gy6lq]

Ben Blue chris pratt is a republican hot do people find this mediocre white guy so hot

[@ashclouds2139]

Ben Blue I feel the same way lmao

[@nx6737]

how is it that i always see your comments on youtube videos and they have hundreds of likes

[@totakkeagiraffe]

"Not everything is gay fanfiction Elijah!" "YeS iT iS!!" OK BUT LEGIT ME

[@espresshoe9253]

Amber ! Literally everything is... I'm not joking

[@averysmith3766]

"I said horse I meant corpse" is that really any better?

[@haydencriss7709]

Lol

[@victora.1102]

I'm literally dead!!

[@limpbizzy]

ham damage oh hey there lmao

[@haydencriss7709]

K. Wolf Kill me

[@jaddw2625]

fueled by coffee wtf I just saw this comment right when she said it lol

[@emilyrose4160]

why do i feel like Elijah used to be emo in middle school

[@lynnc2108]

Emily rose that's bc every FUCKing one was emo in middle school

[@addison-nicoleadams8321]

Evelyn Brantley not in my school I am the only emo

[@lynnc2108]

acebutstillprettygay thats something an emo would say lmao no shade tho

[@sandysocheeky]

people can be "emo" without you knowing lol one doesn't have to have the stereotypical hot topic poster child look to be "emo" :)

[@lucyq.3302]

mysockisslipping edgy

[@annbw4675]

Christine why is ur foot rotting? (0:18)

[@BB_BBee]

LMAO! 😂

[@Sienakennedy]

Bel Welch diabeetus

[@annbw4675]

She needs to get that shit checked out

[@mynamesnotjeanne9787]

it was dirt my dude , thats what happens when you wear flop flips

[@ianchamberlin]

That tiny flash of skank foot made me dry heave, Christine is the trashiest trash.

[@Jordynbowe]

2:24-2:28 fucked with my head heavily

[@bunnib4b3]

same

[@taylora7626]

Jordyn Bowe i was coming down to the comments to see who else noticed it😂😂

[@ellem4153]

Me too!!

[@kellynilsen6759]

Jordyn Bowe ikr lol

[@LexissCuen]

I immediately checked the comments to see if I was the only one. Lmao

[@hallief9082]

Elijah I cannot express how loud that skate montage was in my ears. Suing.

[@okcool241]

4:28 IDK WHY BUT WHEN THE GLASSES FELL PERFECTLY I LAUGHED SO HARD. I HAD A WATER BOTTLE BALANCED ON MY STOMACH AND I JUST KINDA SPILLED COLD WATER ALL OVER ME.

[@nico-bq3mx]

Øk

[@claudianuncio9925]

I clicked on it and I couldn't stop laughing

[@grapebadger]

one of you should marry tom for green card

[@user-ix8fb9zz3w]

Alex Buzov and by "one of you" we all mean Elijah

[@hhkvggikngyinvg8317]

Alex Buzov YES

[@ashleyleblanc9080]

Rose Tom and Elijah are twins 😂

[@abbyhighberger3877]

Shout out to the amity affliction playing in the beginning!!

[@shay5382]

omg i was so happy xD

[@amytaylor873]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CARED ABOUT THAT

[@billimadison66]

Which song was it?

[@hannahjwakeling3829]

The tråns Tyłer don't lean on me

[@lumartinscos]

UGH SAME

[@flamingundies1]

Are Christine and the scooter dating? Sorry new subscriber here

[@kc8724]

flamingundies1 yes they are

[@dirtyx4241]

no she's dating a lego

[@maggiemac3285]

J Unicorn Lmao

[@kristenkawaiix3]

THIS MEME NEEDS TO DIE

[@SarahStudt]

Hi, I'm Ky did I say horse I meant corpse.

[@RWMendez01]

2:23 fucked me up that transition was so clean I was like how did that guy get to the other side of the table so fast?!?

[@arbitrarity]

i said horse, i meant corpse

[@robertcook2097]

"I said horse, I meant corpse."

[@jackharris4806]

"daily vlogs" yeah that lasted long

[@animefreakskyler]

One of my favorite songs from TAA!

[@sarahmcguire6092]

animefreakskyler I've been looking so hard for another comment about taa

[@melissa6516]

Don't lean on me :))

[@chelseamiranda75]

WHO PUT AMITY PLAYING OVER CHRISTINE SCOOTERING THIS IS ILLEGAL

[@haleyshort5347]

My friend and i sent the candles!!!!!!!! i hope you love them

[@ethanroberts2580]

0:18 what the fuck

[@TheIshitto]

diabetes or to much weight on the heel

[@lilykempenich8669]

oEthn what the fuck is on her foot LOL

[@EMIPHNX]

Marcel Szpak lmao

[@SkyToHhigh505]

Thank you. I was worried I was the only one who noticed

[@greenpenguin04]

Marcel Szpak Lmao you're so childish😂😂

[@caseymartin8847]

Christine: "It's spicy" I used to say that too 😂😂

[@chelsea7365]

Yess they played the amity affliction

[@transmatized]

Steve's house looks like an episode of hoarders

[@queenjos2261]

When Christine's sunglasses slid down it killed me 😂😂

[@neulinu7264]

2:25 ..wh- ...wait are there two Steves at that table?

[@glorireece968]

you better have called your grandpa Christine!!! He should know his $10 is going towards weed.

[@melissabetty9709]

Miss these guys ❤

[@sarahpixie]

YOU GUYS PLAYED AMITY AFFLICTION IM CRYING I LITERALLY DIDNT THINK I COULD LOVE U GUYS MORE!!!! ???!!!

[@natasha4234]

Sarah Healy it was a joke dont get excited hun

[@sarahpixie]

lol obviously ?????? its the fact they put the song on here & I'm already excited so too late

[@sarah-sn4in]

omg I thought it was my music playing when it started!! too funny

[@oldfashionedjaz]

Sarah Healy I love them so much

[@kaylagidney6498]

Do you know the name of the song? 💕

[@itsyetyler3549]

Is it just me or does this channel deserve way more subscribers than they have? It's one of the only channels on KZbin that continues to make me laugh throughout each and every video. Keep up the good work, Elijah and Christine!

[@eddiebrccks]

daily vlogs my ass

[@harleybaker4684]

Why the fuck is Christine so relatable

[@erikarivera3182]

wtf is wrong with Christine's heel?? and im i the only one that noticed?!?!

[@fuckedup1585]

Erika Rivera Dirt because of flip flops

[@erikarivera3182]

nah it looks bruised

[@TheMEEEEEEE123]

could be too much weight on the heel or a sign of diabetes

[@TheMEEEEEEE123]

so you insult other people's theories and then proceed to give your own theory

[@HennyMew]

+Haley Tucker Your "theory" is uneducated af though, so if you're going to put it out there it prob *should* be called out. Heels don't just bruise from "too much weight" like that, not even when someone's on the big side. I'm keeping this broad terms but consider how much pressure it takes to bruise your arm. I bet it's less than you weight. So why don't your feet bruise all the time? It's not how things work. And the effects of diabetes attack the toes first. If her toes were swollen & discolored, then sure - fair enough "theory" you got, but it's literally just a marking on her heel that could've come from anything (including the death scooter she was fucking with) so it's uninformed (at best) to assume it has anything to do with weight.

[@toriwilliamson1815]

I be watchin all the old vids 🤩

[@Sden20307]

Christine has lost weight I'm proud of her

[@Sden20307]

She is 1 in a million 😬

[@trixietang9982]

Stuart Duggan i thought i was the only one who noticed that!!

[@CassiCow]

0:15 HOLY CRAP Jesus my heart left my body.

[@md-fl6fc]

Christine is my spirit animal 🙏😂

[@atomiclovebomb]

did anyone else notice that Christine is wearing her Bing Bong bracelet in the beginning of the video and all throughout the video yet it's not until @4:09 that they actually open the mail with the bracelets in it? *illuminati confirmed music*

[@emmakocsis5586]

at 0:18 wtf is wrong with christine's heel, Im worried about you girl

[@fuckedup1585]

Emma Kocsis Flip flops = dirt

[@kappa8837]

doesn't look like dirt... looks bruised O:

[@sisinikkole2183]

lea mick that's not dirt.

[@darcismyname]

Emma Kocsis looks like diabetes and before anyone says I'm fat shaming. no. no I am not. I am fat I do not have diabetes. it could be genetics but that happens when you have it

[@Moonoober]

omg the card from Christine's grandpa, he's lovely clearly, get him on one of these vlogs

[@AdrianGirlOnFire]

Tanner Fox could never

[@totallynotanilu]

christine is so adorable when she laughs or breaks character tbh

[@mywigdisintegrated]

I love you guys, you're literally the reason I stop myself from getting the noose.

[@thefandomqueen88]

Elijah told Christine she’s not allowed to play with her scooter anymore🤣🤣

[@Thishouse5000]

Christines heel gave me a terminal disease

[@sistersandcat]

I'm so stoned and I laughed so hard at this whole vlog

[@bingbong-yr6qe]

Nawww the card from ur grandpa is so freakin cute :)) 😭☺️

[@LizzyThewolf]

4:28 Even the glasses know Christine's a savage

[@emilyalton7416]

the amity affliction oh god im having war flashbacks to 8th grade

[@_idekanymore1319]

Emily Alton that song was my life lmao

[@emilyalton7416]

same for like a good few months

[@rysse4886]

Emily Alton bitch me too 😂

[@danielle722]

the amity affliction is so good tho

[@user-kh9ki3kq8m]

Steve Zaragoza Is a perfect human

[@annielou63]

when the glasses just slid back down on her face i found it so funny i choked on my soda😂

[@sydneyp4350]

Been locked out of my house for 3 hours, thanks for the entertainment.

[@allyherrmann2355]

Sydney Pizzinato Are you still locked out?

[@psychxmania]

Ally Herrmann i bet you 20 dollars that she is

[@shanescott4733]

Hearing The Amity Affliction was one of the last things I expected from y'all's vlogs, but it was beautiful. Bless.

[@c0gimyun]

THE AMITY AFFLICTION LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@therealgerald1721]

4:41 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM DEAD..😂😂😂😂 IM DONE HAHAHAHA😂😂

[@thomasgetter2998]

THATS STEVE ZARAGOSA

[@thomasgetter2998]

Why are his nails painted

[@devilsgardianangel]

thomas getter that's what he does?

[@biggiechease3637]

0:16 Tony hawks pro skater in a nutshell

[@pooppoo8379]

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) *EVERYTHING* is gay fan fiction Christine, EVERYTHING.

[@rudylynn660]

Poop Poo the bible is gay fan fiction

[@espresshoe9253]

Poop Poo it literally is.

[@Ratpoisonbean]

Even straight fan fiction is gay fan fiction

[@keirariseborough2912]

0:45 THE E.T PAHAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂💕

[@sierrahumphries2693]

Amity Affliction 😍

[@jesykahashope]

I love how tickled Elijah is when Christine does shit, his laughter is magical

[@rueo735]

Just when I though I couldn't love them any more, at 0:15 they started playing THE AMITY AFFLICTION, one of the best mofoing bands out there!!

[@sarahmcguire6092]

Rueben O'Shea SAME

[@gabbierosejones]

What song was that??

[@bellasmith402]

Gabriell Jones don't lean on me

[@me-ft5mi]

THE AMITY AFFLICTION IS REALLY GOOD I LOVE U GUYS

[@lightningmonster1]

a jesus candle with eugene on it? eujesus

[@Kainenrox]

lmaonica That’s what I said lol

[@ipodbaby]

I WASNT MY PREPARED FOR STEVE omg my love

[@Whutupdoe1]

So I found you beautiful vloggers idk a week ago and I have seriously became a disgusting obsessed freak .my husband I have binged watched all the things with either of you are in it for the last 3 days ...he hates me now .. Sending you guys a drone so you don't have to get up anymore =D can't wait till you get it.

[@vivianferrari6537]

That is just what the high ons need, to not move around! Go you for enabling obesity. People like you make me sick. Good Job at life you dumb ass

[@Whutupdoe1]

WTF LMAO did you not see the video with the remote control car... Fucking crazies.... and no one's 900 lbs u moron

[@r0ckstarb00]

Why is everyone being so mean

[@devina8812]

I've been binge watching them too.... it's day 3 without any sleep

[@oliviahanson607]

Okay this is literally me rn

[@gabriellaharnadek]

Oh my god I almost cried when christine opened her grandpas card. You better call him!!!!

[@user-hu9bq2fe1v]

RIP TOM

[@BlackCrystalAlchemis]

literally everything Christine says and does in these vlogs crack me tf up 😂😂

[@cassidy3250]

AAAHH THE AMMITY AFFLICTION

[@emmaduhe7149]

I love it when I hear Christine's genuine real laugh because it's funny to see what actually makes her laugh vs what her online persona does tbh also are the left hulk hand and chris Pratt's horse dating I'm a new sub

[@lexiefalla7579]

christine you better call that grandpa of yours

[@morgancatherine1524]

I keep replaying Christine's glasses sliding perfectly at 4:28

[@leau3959]

also im watching this while smoking from a pipe w a clay mask on my face and i cant make any facial expressions

[@anaalcaraz8873]

Binge watching their videos. Got so happy when they played The Amity Affliction in the beginning. 💕🖤🖤🖤

[@999951308]

I FUCKING MISSED YOU CHRISTINE. NOW I MISS TOM

[@snooze_sheepy]

the amity affliction

[@AndrewWillsyt]

never thought I'd see a foot that crusty lmaooo 0:18

[@SamySunflower]

Scwongster lmaooooo

[@BlackCrystalAlchemis]

They don't call her Crusty Christine for nothing 😂

[@hellokittied]

*4:44** little did she know that would be her future outro.*

[@briannamanzella3689]

why was the amity affliction in the beginning im shook

[@captainkerrfluffle8259]

Ayyyy its Steee (Also that edit from 2:20 to 2:27 was cool as hell)

[@bethangriffiths9677]

Christine mami 😀✨❤

[@MrCasci15]

Your vlogs deserve a Golden Globe for best comedy series.

[@CharmsLithe]

"Not everything is gay fan fiction, Elijah." UHH FAKE FAN ALERT, CHRISTINE.

[@lyss272]

seconds into the video and the amity affliction plays. 10/10 good vlog keep up the good work

[@sarahmcguire6092]

When I heard the amity affliction I shit my pants

[@elijahpobjoy8297]

I cannot believe you used Amity in your vlog. I'M LIVING!!! Saying hey from Australia, Amity Affliction represent!

[@louiseduguid8405]

bring tom back or i'm unsubscribing

[@ericp8965]

louise duguid leave bitch

[@briannamanzella3689]

Eric Arzate i think its a joke but i really dont know lol

[@papajohns3476]

the sad part is...i had the same scooter...my brother got the blue one with out the stringey things so i was forced to ride to 4th grade looking like fricking sofia grace...or some other sassy little kid

[@newnumberwhodis]

God that song in the beginning!!!!! brings my inner hxcore out

[@leahvalkyrie3222]

Are Barbra Streisand and Christene dating? Sorry haha new viewer here

[@sisterdaniel3397]

Leah Valkyrie LMAO WHAT

[@conner4991]

This was the longest 5 min KZbin videos I've ever watched and I Enjoyed it

[@bratkneed]

How high do you have to get before you start to consider fucking LEGOs?