She would eat me alive and I'm good with that | Baldur's Gate 3

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[@WolfHreda]

She's the bubbliest barbarian ever. Love her. Update: We just visited her parents' graves. She had a loving family and everything.

[@niklasdahlgren7641]

New subclass: Bubblybarian

[@iarusgoldleaf796]

Karlach is the party's golden Retriever

[@WolfHreda]

@@iarusgoldleaf796 she's literally the pit bull that was rescued from a dog fighting Ring and is the happiest pup in the world.

[@pissapocalypse]

​@@WolfHredaPerfect description

[@wierdgamer3067]

Which is why I want to bash that bastard merchants head in. On sight, no dialogue, just straight up *bonk*

[@KnicKnac]

She is adorable and awkward yet kicks ass

[@KnicKnac]

@@sandman4663 Yeah I've read about them. Honestly she is written like a normal D&D character.

[@sazzorakskills1614]

@@sandman4663Larian said there likely won’t be any dlc

[@antochs]

there will likely be definitive edition with all the cut content (and there is a LOT of cut content)

[@unyieldingsarcasm2505]

@@sazzorakskills1614 yeah that was before the game sold 20 gachillian units. Betting they do some dlc.

[@ysbrann3059]

​@@antochsnot "all" the cut content.

[@merelmijs]

"If you wanted to meet up later, maybe we could... meet up... later...?"

[@spiwolf6998]

Apparently she and Shart both have 8 in charisma. But they both steal my heart.

[@willow8186]

@@spiwolf6998Gloves with a slight of hand bonus 🤔

[@Firestar4041]

Karlach internally: "Oooh, we fucked it. Theyre gonna think we're stupid-" (Tav agrees) "... calculated. Smooth even. Roll with it."

[@jontayvious]

If you killed Karlach, I don't trust you as a human being

[@memberth7748]

I killed her 3 times already

[@matthewknight5926]

Someone killing Karlach has the same energy as someone who’s heard Megalovania in game. You can tell that person has made poor gaming decisions

[@jontayvious]

@@matthewknight5926 it gives "Its what my character would do"

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

yeah, im a gnome

[@jontayvious]

@@scratthesquirrel5242 Boo this man

[@exemplar7205]

She is too pure for this world, her "REALLY?!" Made me laugh, especially since not long after she does the victory pump in clear view lol

[@truekurayami]

Karlach and Astarion are my two favorite characters, especially since they are gender swaps of the character tropes. Karlach the Himbo, and Astarion the Sassy Noble woman.

[@beefretz4238]

It was the "Yes!" At the end that caught me.

[@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786]

Bro, she's such a fucking dork and love her. 😭

[@callumreilly9107]

She’s so cool. She has the vibe of someone that you could be really good friends with irl

[@LadyLucyla]

Agreed, i might try to romance her in the future but she looks more like "best friend material" to me.

[@thomcat2704]

​@@LadyLucyla"best friend material" is actually wife material

[@Sp4rt4nSl4ya]

​@@thomcat2704damn straight

[@JustinStrife]

@@thomcat2704 Truth. If you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want it to be your best friend.

[@Summer-jy1my]

​@@JustinStrifeyou want it to be Karlach

[@comicstrider4851]

Karlach is so cool that she's the one rolling to seduce (She probably got like a 5 but then again my DC for her is beyond low)

[@deadded5793]

Ha-ha-ha

[@dragonborn2718]

DC is 1 but then you also have to add the charisma modifier to the DC so really my DC is -3

[@Skurian_krotesk]

Katlach rolls to seduce* Nat1 Chritical Success.

[@anthonym840]

Tav: "Believe me Karlach, your the only one I want." Karlach: " You could tell me 1 plus 1 is 7, and I'd believe you."

[@comicstrider4851]

@@anthonym840 I think she just genuinely believes that 1+1=7

[@venrisulven]

I like how when you say yes her fire starts burning again

[@blackswan2348]

I didn't even notice that! Cute bc the fire is dependent on her emotions, she must have been feeling so excited and happy 🥺

[@terryjackson-chubick2506]

When she's showing love it turns blue.

[@Soapromancer]

Her emotions are what causes the flames. She burns more when angry etc.

[@L-S]

She besically a demonic golden retriever and i'm all for it

[@JoshuaRWorkman]

Devilish. Tieflings are descended from devils, and it looks like Karlach is Asmodean.

[@maubraymzoma6616]

She's adorable, this is some great writing😊

[@katek5067]

Astarion and Karlach are the best characters. Like their lines and personalities are just top tier 😂

[@pencilbender]

Astarion and the githyanki are by far the worst two shytes ever

[@nickmills8906]

​@@pencilbendert sure about Lae-Zel but afaik Asatarion has a shite personality trying to make the best out of a shitty hand....gotta give him props for that

[@nunpho]

​@@pencilbenderastarion... How?

[@Goldenrose838]

After romancing Astarion, I can admittedly say, I liked him better as a friend. Really wish I would have chosen Karlach my first play through. She's so much sweeter.

[@punikki9010]

Astarion is a funny character but definitely an evil scoundrel with no regards for other beings

[@e.j271]

Oh, God she's one of us. A walking cringe of a puppy.

[@gferrol118]

One of us! One of us!

[@DeadTechno22]

I AM SO FUCKING TORN BETWEEN ROMANCING HER OR SHADOWHEART!!!

[@maubraymzoma6616]

Aah... A comrade...

[@marvinvogtde]

Same, which is whx i made rgw decision to romance her in my normal playthrougg and then on my second playthrough play as karlach and romance shadowheart

[@ShairaDarkmoon]

If you want Shadowheart to betry her goddess, then go for Shadowheart. If she stays with her godess, she will break up with you. In that case go for Karlach. ;-)

[@Laroac]

@@ShairaDarkmoon blond shadowheart is poly

[@bun-kitty-bun912]

If you're intending to play a 2nd or 3rd playthrough, go ahead and do karlach first...heheheheh..

[@baeljr666]

That little “yes” was absolutely adorable!

[@JMel2012]

Absolute unit of a golden retriever. Edit: ummmm... this blew up. Thank you all.

[@TheCursedCat1927]

This is honestly a perfect way to describe Karlach...

[@juancortapan7845]

best way to describe karlach, period

[@Artman408]

Space heater mommy or murder twink

[@thewubgod]

tHiS bLeW uP

[@JMel2012]

@thewubgod I hate those comments/edits, too. But 2,000 likes in 3 weeks? I've never had that before.

[@Bluejsa1]

"Really?!😲...yesss!☺️" she's such a loveable bb. A true muscle mommy indeed. "keep close to mommy K" Bet 😎 Wild how she's the most realistic in wanting to advance that way

[@dhampir_days]

god I was not expecting her to be this cute, Karlach my beloved

[@maning04]

Karlach is such a pure, innocent, a bundle of joy type of woman! ❤️

[@nugget0928]

“No yeah she bites” Pitbull named Hellion:

[@INKI_teh_Rogue]

Best girl in video game history.

[@yinkurama1]

She's so freaking adorable

[@spoonyluv19]

I regularly lay down my life for that woman.

[@lazynoodle6739]

Omh Karlach trying to me sultry and seductive but her bubbly excutment just peeks through, truly best girl

[@mzfreddie]

I really want to do a origin run either as her or Astarion. And then see if it's possible to have her romance Astarion or him romance her. It would be hilariously awkward in my imagination. The golden retriever and the grump cat. 😂

[@TheGhost5560]

I absolutely adore her what a golden retriever she is

[@Orion_TheyThem]

I was all eyes for Astarion and Shadowheart only but the more I see of Karlach the more I grow to love her. 🥺

[@Mirtguitar]

she is just so charismatic

[@WalterWhite-jz7ct]

Karlach is to good to be real..."cute" does her injustice

[@washingmachine539]

She's easily the most attractive to me, but at first I was torn between romancing her or shadowheart. That "yesss" 100%sealed the deal for me in my playthrough lol, I no longer have any interest in any of the other characters.

[@_Chaosnight_]

I love how ever so slightly her flames start to act up again after we agree on meeting up with her I mean she did warn us after meeting her that any kind of excitement in any way can cause her to literally start burning, but that doesn't make it any less cute

[@RoseScar]

God i love her, my heart cant handle her cuteness, its to lethal

[@mauricemountain6082]

Death by snu snu 😂

[@FatalHog]

worth it

[@Alexis-vv5bk]

"Yeesss!" I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE

[@FNGalcatraz]

The only I’d cheat for and fight through hell

[@MelodyofDarkness0001]

That "YES!" just makes my heart throb. BURN ME MA'AM

[@berryberra3870]

She is about as smooth as me at flirting and I love it!

[@theultimitelifeform8548]

You ever see someone have such little game that it’s endearing ? Thats her

[@excludedkratos]

She's probably gives a whole new meaning to the term fire crouch.

[@nooneinparticular3370]

Oh God, she's too cute and pure, my heart cannot handle this!

[@Burndshadws]

SHES SO CUTE 😢

[@thehappytriceratops2822]

She's so cuuuute!!! She's just an awkward adorable to dork!

[@fiend6of6flesh6]

Her cute awkward flirting makes me melt for her every time. She is too precious.

[@theconvicthero8843]

How do I find that metal she needs for her heart? She deserves the best and I will stop at nothing to get it for her.

[@arontuske9348]

Talk to the blacksmith in the druid grove, he can sense where they are and mark the location of one on your map.

[@DeadmenDL]

Ugh she’s adorable 😂❤

[@daggerwingtaskforce3677]

That was just adorable at the end she just goes "yes"

[@whitewolf8780]

She is just a big firey puppy dog and i love her for it

[@Wet_dog.44]

Literal Rottweiler. Big mean looking exterior, fuzzy teddy bear inside. God I love Karlach 🥰

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

Kinda reminds me of the romance with Cassandra in Dragon Age Inquisition, but it's our MC that's being a dork 😂

[@random33E]

She rolled a natural 20 on Charisma.

[@Midragar]

I'm in love with a bunch of written code.

[@jlinus7251]

I love her so much. Its a good day to be gay 😂

[@Goldenrose838]

Say here.

[@eva_unit_19K]

Man's got that 'unspoken rizz'. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bru9383]

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you... perfection

[@THEFIRE360]

would have been funny if she says "I didn't think I'd get this far" when you agreed

[@blitzer090909]

She is like a puppy...its adorable

[@oszaszi]

I got her as companion today and she is my spirit animal. :D

[@a.m.castwell5242]

Karlach. One of the best characters ever! Also...tip for those still getting to the game. Douse her with water spell, staff, bottle.

[@daltonbaird3697]

When BG3 drops on console, she will me my no. 1 romance choice

[@Kheays]

If karlach isn’t approaching you in the middle of the night then you have failed as a good guy

[@myownprod-second]

That yes is what made her the best companion for me, its. SO. CUTE!

[@OMartinez91]

I somehow keep forgetting about her eyes and they always get me. Nothing but kindness in them

[@thewestfire9729]

What RPG games have taught me is if I just stay silent and let the woman do most of the talking, then shoot straight rizz fire when asked a question then I’ll get the girl.

[@j.bat.8235]

Not played 1 minute of BG3 but Karlach remains the absolute most wholesome creature in it and I love her.

[@SirTayluh]

She's like the fantasy equivalent of Tali. People might think originally that she won't be as thirsted over because you can't touch them, but it's the alternative because since they write their personalities to great to match they become the favorite. If only Karlach had *any* good endings. I love her character but I try to keep her at a distance until they give her one. Larian said theyd give her a "new optional ending that she deserves" and just extended an already existing bad one. A great example of legendary character writing tampered by abyssmal story writing. Although them cutting the inner/upper city where her quest was and then lying about why kind of explains it. Not hating on the game, it's still really good, but there are flaws. They just seem bigger when contrasted to how good the rest is.

[@DAVEandmuffins]

Lol she's such a dork. Love it

[@michaelcox9855]

She is so adorable.

[@sf90001]

She’s the much better choice

[@goodIkarma]

I think the reason i Love karlach so much is because i See a slightly more confident Version of Yasha in her

[@zacharygordoon3421]

I love her so much she's so cute while being able to literally tear you a new one. I'm into it she can tear me a new one

[@capitanace]

I love her SO much 😂

[@ijustlivehere15]

I was dead set of romancing her but for some reason i went with laezel....i think im into femdom.

[@thomcat2704]

Maybe you wanna beg Lae'zel,something like "BOSS!CAN I HAVE HAMBURGER PLEES??!" See what I did there,huh???Its pink guy refference..... .....You know what? Im funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rhysparker6120]

I'm a Karlach guy but icl Lae'zel has some of the best character development in the game

[@mrsgamer9218]

I can never romance her because shes always such a bestie to my chars

[@icy3779]

MAAM PLEASE

[@techmaster9781]

Having an engine for a heart makes it pretty easy to tell when she's excited and I am here for it

[@sampsonwatson5927]

I barely even know about or played the game but I love her character already 😂❤❤❤

[@danielstephens1185]

They really need to put in a water or fire Genasi race option. She deserves some early loves and they'd be most likely immune (or at least the fire Genasi heavily resistant) to her burning.

[@kananisha]

Come on Karlach girl, bring it in.

[@NineM_YorHa]

Mad a evil playtrough and killed her on the spot 😂

[@Hikarixhikarixhikari]

my karlach talked about riding astarion into oblivion 😭

[@christainwebster8487]

“SUBLIME”!!

[@Norsy]

*chugs a keg of fire resist potion*

[@psionicdante3532]

Me: starts chugging potions of fire resistance and slips on fire president enchanted condoms, k ready.

[@jackofdragons3896]

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll... and could kill you

[@tattedprophet9768]

I thought I’d get cool special goblin items if I sided with the goblins since most people wouldn’t. My biggest regret is it not allowing me to get karlach my heart breaks

[@daneking2889]

Meanwhile im lae'zel's little f**k toy

[@nathanplumb3782]

Karlach is my #1

[@mbrown7325]

The fact you can’t do polyamory with the two of them is criminal.

[@nathanfivecoate5848]

Honestly? I'm for it. I'm glad to have monogamous romances

[@mbrown7325]

@@nathanfivecoate5848 well yeah it’s nice they exist but this is a fantasy game. Let me go, free me.

[@anthonym840]

​​@@mbrown7325ive been seeing people pull this off with Lae'zel and Karlach. ( without mods.)

[@jakewulgar]

⁠@@anthonym840really? I tried that and karlach told me that she wants me all to herself. So i left Lae’zel for karlach.

[@anthonym840]

@@jakewulgar i dont know. Lol i cant explain it. Im sure how they are able to do it.

[@Samuel-p17]

If you want to meet up later, we could meet up later Yep, thats a sentence I'd probably use by accident too

[@IndigoIndustrial]

They worked overtime on Karlach.

[@alearnedman]

I'd already found infernal iron by the time I found Karlach. So I got to tell her I wanted to be able to tough her right away. In my playthrough Shadowheart was the one who got jealous

[@aldeonuwu2634]

Death by snoo snoo

[@nayriacadera6048]

Why does your character kinda looks like Solas?

[@Riseofgamez]

She’s build like bodybuilder

[@Milena-ix5mq]

I love her

[@DarkRaikon]

She is the best wingwomen...but we want her

[@ericcalm9924]

Morgan Freeman: But he didn't stay up and fell asleep

[@pqibkpq0o917kalj]

definitely -1 charisma but she always rolling nat 20s when rizzin me up bro

[@REKTNA]

I put off going to 'hunt' Karlach for most of act 1 because I was sure I would die. I only wish she was my first stop.

[@critter505]

She is bae