Shepherd is Desperate (Mass Effect comic dub)

[@thesilentking.]

The fact that he's actually just talking straight without pausing to talk to himself makes it even more funny because it means he's 100% certain about what he's saying

[@Historyfrek4ever]

“Hey she was born that way, calling her a walking STD is not cool man!” “Not when she chooses to behave like one and make it everyone else's problem.”

[@Historyfrek4ever]

“Actually I am going to tell Tali to go to your room with out any medication, because the net damage would still be less than the relationship you are intended to.”

[@Historyfrek4ever]

“Frankly you are so down bad that Jack and Miranda are willing to have a pity threesome with you.”

[@Historyfrek4ever]

"Your so down bad that Miranda and Jack are waiting for you in your quarters out of pity and medical concern."

[@animegirl8415]

Good work, I love that he keeps pausing mid thought and taking sips 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@victorvonvictorstein]

He's so upset he's speaking in full sentences.

[@Kelquir]

Mordin: *siiip* also if someone could hook up with her that would've be me, someone else might have gotten it wrong *aggressive sipping*

[@AB0BA_69]

Is he sipping a urine sample? 😅

[@shadowkingdarksin3980]

get cookex 😅