Shitmas - Rosalie Cunningham

Ode to Dad.
Vocals, instruments and song by Rosalie Cunningham.
Ad lib nonsense, festive vibes and mixing by Thomas Hein.
Shitmas
No, I can’t buy you presents,
For I am but a peasant.
So I poo’d you out a song to sing this year.
I’m sorry Father, I’ve neglected you.
I’ve had other things to do.
Stuff like signing on, committing many wrongs
and, of course, writing songs,
But none of them involving you.
No, I can’t buy you presents,
For I am but a peasant.
So I poo’d you out a song to sing this year.
I love you Daddy, believe me when I say
I didn’t mean to turn out this way.
Next year I will give an ostentatious gift
Like one of those new 3D photos in a crystal cube.
No, I can’t buy you presents,
For I am but a peasant.
So I poo’d you out a song to sing this year.
I took these chords from all my other songs.
Assimilating all the riffs i’ve liked this year
And wrapping them up for you here.