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[@firstnamelastname6909]

I would actually pay $100 to have that dude read the hobbit to me

[@spiffydickles3971]

You can have it on audiobook for like 3 bucks.

[@tristanmisja]

@@spiffydickles3971It's just not the same

[@cube3558]

fr

[@RemorseCodeYT]

nah man i can imagine the gollum voice 💀

[@cacasoup]

​​​@@spiffydickles3971 nah nah nah, if im gonna give him $100 he better read it to me while i lay my head on his lap and make him start to caress my hair slowly and soothingly until i fall asleep under the voice of a true wizard

[@LukeRkam]

Thank you for not putting an annoying watermark on all these videos 🙏

[@Ryphz1]

i always use ai to remove the watermarks on memes just to spite people who put it

[@flightpointer]

​@@Ryphz1swag

[@isuckatusernames4297]

or any annoying sponsors.

[@noahhern1400]

Memes are made with the intention of sharing them around, water marks ruin it a bit. Plus most meme compilations are just made up of other ppls memes so adding a watermark to the compilation is a bit egotistical

[@Kero-zc5tc]

If you made it you should be able to watermark it and it stay on. If it’s stolen then you shouldn’t take off the watermark and add your own

[@mattfranzen2064]

I kinda want to listen to a hobbit audio book read by that guy at 4:30

[@Coolguy08921]

He will get me back into books if he reads stuff

[@ARandomEditor5]

He sounds like he’s deadahh from harry potter

[@kobz2862]

Totally based for just dumping a collection of fine taste humor, without shitty ads, like requests or other annoying things that kills today YT

[@joeysmith7296]

It's always that one guy with that accent that's like "hey guys go ahead and like and subscribe it really helps enjoy the video"

[@skeleton819]

or those weird cult meme channels that promote the same merch on every vid. All the channels are different, but they all promote the same merch its weird

[@springfaux6991]

Or they just show the same thing in a video twice

[@AggeAnimations]

@@skeleton819Yeah it’s so weird

[@samurexatlas7373]

3:16 "I gotta ride and clear my head bro." *hops on GTA*

[@aidenr3310]

So true 😂😂😂

[@willythegman5509]

0:27 S H A Q W A L E A O N A I L A E

[@KincaidCalder-vn6bo]

4:31 This is what a true man should aspire to be.

[@LanderKoenig]

@@pisom313agreed, and of a awesome perfect book sires too. I love em all

[@KincaidCalder-vn6bo]

@@pisom313Of course, he is the perfect man in every way.

[@fhse2]

thank you pogfish for blessing us yet again

[@skipmanghondarg]

he's blessing all over us these past 2 weeks

[@geobrah1284]

@@skipmanghondarg he definitely is

[@Lizzardthething]

4:24 respect to this guy tho. Just starts reading a book instead. Legend.

[@ItaPita1524]

4:54 I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TO SCREEN RECORD THIS COIP FOR MY PHOJE HELPPP IM SO DEAD

[@antoniorice1159]

9:00 bro's a windchime 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@bradenehlke7652]

Song at 8:26 is the sea of tragic beasts by fit for an autopsy

[@kenesys8713]

this videos are a great distraction from the fact that I get a little bit less afraid of death every day

[@selectionn]

👍 ok

[@roulette2370]

Felt ya there pal

[@kenesys8713]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 If God exists, then that means he put me through the things I have gone through and did nothing to help. I will never worship such a God.

[@shadesplz6185]

​@@kenesys8713Hi, don't want to push anything onto you, but God won't help unless you genuinely ask for it. If you truly have nothing left to lose, learn to pray, there are videos. Hang in there and thanks for being strong so far.

[@Totallyanormalsnake]

Honestly, fair, I realized I reached that point when I almost fell off a ladder and was disappointed when I didn't.

[@garlicbreadstick404]

4:21 he just spontaneously combusted 💀

[@NoNameHonks]

2:05 how playing with nerf guns as a kid feels like

[@diegozuniga4201]

I love these holiday spirit memes. Keep them up they're hilarious

[@CrusaderMoth]

0:22 he says it with such confidence I’m literally dead 💀

[@thekitcat_447]

shuh quallay oh nallay

[@SPAMTON249]

​@@thekitcat_447your pfp fits

[@kelakakku]

I always come to you for my meme fix. This shit is top tier.

[@dnbwc]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5wrong channel buddy

[@FicusLicker]

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5YOU’RE WRONG! SULPHURIC ACID!

[@honstgm6484]

​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist56:00

[@BritishMain8340]

That 6:23 lethal company clip was magical.

[@antimotors5429]

I can't tell if he just shat himself or erupted sulfer gases from his mouth

[@BritishMain8340]

@@antimotors5429 he vomited out his soul.

[@keekorsomthin]

Both​@@BritishMain8340

[@Memefan]

That burp would’ve made for a great modded in/new update monster

[@back_the_bone]

Schlörp

[@absolutelyobliviousdoober]

4:20 got me good 💀💀💀

[@Memefan]

The fastest gunner in the west

[@Chaos-insurgency762]

Didn’t even raise the gun

[@gamermaker_1408]

4:19 my first thought is “came to your senses, huh” “Nah” *does a Low Tier God kill*

[@doccles17]

2:40 buy them separately at different times, for example, go to the store and buy pringles, a few days later buy the gloves, a few days later buy the sponge, and then a few days later, buy the lotion. its a long process, but it can be done.

[@dutch_asocialite]

9:48 Apt, considering Boss genuinely believes in Santa

[@ay5656]

Gem pfp

[@williamhicks8490]

4:54 That one gave me a whole 6-pack from laughing so hard

[@CannonWoods-bl7mu]

4:44. Bro I would listen to him read that whole book

[@smittersiscoolALT]

Same

[@Scarletdex8299]

8:46 I'm literally suffocating from laughter

[@Shaun-q2w]

Its glummy ”jet engines flys away (deep fried)”

[@fishconnoisseur]

Shaqualleonalle

[@dasboseimbusch7079]

3:06 The Akuma brings me back every now and than.

[@morphotech]

Congratulations. User 198 Your history has deemed you a suitable candidate and have been volunteered for our partisan program. Please veiw the introductory course.

[@Disintegration.]

5:24 toddlers when you stare at them the wrong way

[@Banan_group-leader]

0:04 BRO JUST DESTROYED HIS PC

[@NovakDjokovik]

Average Warhammer 40k bomb

[@eeeuf_reborn]

"Just a little bit"

[@imao15]

4:15 last words: “yeah that’s what I thought”

[@un-kyejohn2968]

1:00 when theres a hole theres a goal

[@SPAMTON249]

Fire in the hole

[@smittersiscoolALT]

5:48 “krakatoa.” *boom*

[@mrcafe459]

the "25 assists" one is too real

[@Purple_guy_83]

2:15 so true bro💀

[@FicusLicker]

ITS BEEN SO LONG

[@shaquilleotmeal5179]

5:55 that Minecraft one hits way to close to home😂

[@ErrNOT]

5:55 true, sadly..

[@Donquixote_doflamingo164]

This is truly a a pogfish moment

[@SirVengeance-]

6:50 bro looks like Tom Cruise and Antony Star had a baby who got addicted to piss

[@eggnog-c1p]

0:05 Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

[@hamzaashor7486]

NO WAY YOU WROTE ALL OF THIS.😂

[@Banan_group-leader]

@@hamzaashor7486copy and paste

[@TheMuffinMan4729]

@@hamzaashor7486it’s a script from FNaF buddy. He just copied it friend. Turn on your brain and save yourself from yourself.

[@disappointmentNINE]

@@TheMuffinMan4729 he may have not, but I will. 42°34'33"N 83°01'27"W

[@oscarpittman640]

@@TheMuffinMan4729 ​@hamzaashor7486 yeah you could've gotten that from their pro pic

[@Jester1661]

In case anyone's interested: 10:06 --- SYLVERSKY - Playa De Oro

[@kniviritsyn]

8:42 Bro the bfg clip had me caught off guard 😂

[@bruhmoment3741]

The gta 5 meme reminded me of my crippling addiction of trying to obtain a R34 skyline that won’t put me in crippling debt

[@Abyss_Watcher1]

This is unironically the best meme compilation I think I've ever seen

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

you earned a sub, for your memes, are good :3

[@buddeyyy]

Love this channel lmao

[@hkayakh]

1:45 that’s nothing! Soccer fans and Tag fans have been waiting for millennia for a new update. Chess players got an update a few years ago called “5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel”

[@xislomega242]

"My eyes hurt. Where are the eye drops?" In the shampoo

[@teddysolati2746]

The song at 5:39 is kak mommy sped up

[@Gamer.Instinct]

God bless you

[@parzavaal5335]

Thank ye kindly, good sir.

[@PrismaticCatastrophism]

I was expecting this compilation yesterday. My meal was ruined and I was emotionally damaged.

[@TheAlliedMastercomputer-AM]

6:23 this and 8:43 had me crying on the floor it’s glumly! *shits himself*

[@larojas0914]

7:19 Honestly, it’s even worse the other way around

[@LCburningflame]

"It's another gun!" got me 💀

[@PurplePiiPii]

6:00 that one finally got me

[@Red-Cashier82027]

"M Y P C!!!!💀💀💀" had me crying🤣

[@Gunslingerian]

that cereal one is too relatable

[@jockc0ck]

Pogfish is one of my top meme compilers after cow of the sea got nuked three times

[@QuadratusTiberium]

Cow of the sea is the 🐐

[@YaBoyCarlz]

​@@QuadratusTiberium A fish vs A cow, Whos winning?

[@Gamer12948]

4:59 FR THOUGH! I loved science as a kid and because of teachers like this I never learned shit in school

[@brengun142]

8:56 bro still couldnt escape the snail

[@Angry6]

3:41 ur right it was 1 week until it got boring

[@Phen-228-the-boled-one]

1:11 bro a historian

[@blueberry624]

6:30 not the villain laugh😭💀

[@Doyounodewae]

10:47 hell yeah

[@federicoandreoletti4476]

8:50 finally war thunder made it to the general public

[@Chaos-insurgency762]

Wats ur user

[@Butter_11]

I need his user, I’m an American main

[@TheSpecimen0546]

6:23 Me at 2:46 AM for no fucking reason at all:

[@redfriends_tv]

That last poll, let’s agree that country music should go lol

[@bonkus4073]

1:53 typical basketball 'people' living up to their stereotypes once again, nothing unusual to see here.

[@dumbo21]

📸📷📸📷📸📷🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@anytorp]

so awesome that you included a titanfall meme

[@Space-Milk]

5:58 relatable. Shed a tear 😢

[@Destultima]

4:20 bro unloaded his entire gun and the bullets had to catch up💀

[@edra557]

Pogfish doesn't like golfers, I do

[@samugames0]

0:12 Yo isn't this a Nujabes song lol?

[@samugames0]

5:14 And this one?

[@the_goatini]

i feel like me and four other people were the only ones to understand that 911 joke, Amazing

[@clevtrog]

9:37 Heard this song live last night. Was quite the experience.

[@endrecenyt1516]

What's the song?

[@0liv3r_The_St0rmtroop3r]

@@endrecenyt1516everlong by foo fighters

[@yeetguy7571]

I laughed way harder than i should have at Shaqualay oh nalay.

[@PabloGonzalez-n1k]

1:59 ball itches are even worse when you're in public and can't scratch it

[@lamedavid6145]

7:00 as a huge titanfall fan, I can confirm the entire titanfall fandom is currently going insane. We are experiencing stages of grief never before seen.

[@Slavking374]

FUCKING SAME

[@Sewrt-fu7eq]

Indeed pilot

[@Slavking374]

W comment

[@xD00TD00Tx]

Aye.

[@dislikebutton1712]

5:00 " I don't get paid enough 😭😭😭😭"

[@rriberoo]

7:33 bro's on his way to re-build the berlin wall 💀

[@gabesandvig7532]

6:23 Daddy MacFarlane: ThAt CaMe OuT oF mY pEnIs!!!!!

[@EchoNovemberDelter]

7:00 Im fine im fine im ok im fine im ok im fine im- Fuck it BT, FASTBALL ME INTO THAT WALL

[@blissfulsoda]

2:45 NOOOOOOOOOO

[@rm64_studios19]

1:19 the tf2 mercs are wilding

[@Purplepanguin]

0:00 the way bro said MY PC! Is just sad. I hope he unplugged it before it exploded.

[@arrakchouizlagne691]

3:03 bro waited his entite life for this moment 😅😂😂😂

[@Fortified-Star-Margarine]

"I see shit clearly now" No shit you aint lyin

[@justana-wallboi]

7:05 that shit is too relatable man

[@Scarletdex8299]

1:04 Ah yes. 1.5 hours of complete silence ✋️😑👌

[@strijelas7035]

whats the song called, bro?

[@Somedude324]

@@strijelas7035luci4 - bodypartz

[@peppino1]

1:17 A restaurant with very good name creativity

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

having more assists than anyone else in the match hurts more

[@smithofagents]

At 8:10, it says "Ah, pero tu tienes 'El Señor De La Noche!", which transalates roughly into "Oh, you got 'The Man Of The Night!"

[@thechairman1317]

Pogfish and Zydare are the only ones uploading the good shit

[@a_homeschool_account4665]

1:17 beautiful place with a... great... v-view...

[@fredrickmattoon47]

Not measuring my toilet for 2 days? Bro, I'd be tweaking like a mf after the 3rd hour,

[@parzavaal5335]

How would i know how big my shits are relative to thine seat?

[@bobbananaman2509]

1:04 what is the song

[@shortturtle7152]

0:08 This is incorrect, for me it took 27000 TNT to crash a laptop, considering that this person has a decent pc, it did not complete nuclear fusion, unlike the laptop previously stated. Edit: The value I presented was actually incorrect, the true number is 35937 TNT to crash a laptop (33x33x33).

[@mammot981]

8:58 oh no the leviathan spawned

[@CyberTheDemonGuy]

4:24 bro just started readin the hobbit. give this man a trophy, he deserves it

[@sometripod5630]

9:45 he should be lucky he didn’t get on that transport. Sucks for him at the same time, seeing his own team die in front of his eyes.

[@Calamityvr1]

What's the music?

[@sometripod5630]

Everlong, by the foo fighters

[@Rhino-Prime]

Is 1 of your friends insane because there's a lot of those memes in this