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[@Lyndonmaman]

I love the implication that Shoji is just always constantly aware of where Asuna is in relation to him 😂😂

[@metanightmare4454]

I mean, to be fair, they're already imprisoning her in a VR game and they're currently working on a way to brainwash her and everyone else in there, so is bugging her room in order to see and hear everything she does really that hard to believe?

[@swagninja_2142]

Wise prey survives by being aware of predators in the area.

[@Lyndonmaman]

@@swagninja_2142 😅

[@lilcory2000]

​@swagninja_2142 bro, you me diying over here

[@ChaosKing210]

Shit if I knew someone was permanently hunting/targeting me and I had no way to beat them or fight back I’d make sure I knew where they were at all times too😭💀

[@BlankPapers]

Shoji really did save that awkward tentacle scene

[@mediokay508]

Is Shoji the same person who betrays the researchers in the turtle lab later? I hope so.

[@elimDBZ]

​@@mediokay508funny you mention that because apparently "Shoji" was the same person who betrays everyone in the ocean turtle lab not only that but in the official anime Shoji was the one who tentacle violated Asuna. I even know who Shoji's English VA was during that episode too.

[@digitalscripture9245]

​@@elimDBZwait he's really the same person? That's wild

[@pitioti]

​@@digitalscripture9245How the hell did they hired this guy after what he participate in ?!

[@apricotcharms4126]

@@mediokay508I’ll be 70 by time swe gets to Alice arc lmao

[@RoxyGotMoxy.]

Asuna "Heeyyyyyy Shoji.." Shoji: *whimper*

[@fishbaitx]

*whispers* nom nom

[@melodystarlight7933]

Hey! You got the angel number of likes!

[@Someone_ig01]

What’s the anime name??

[@snowleopard2288]

Shoji definitely whimpers

[@fredbearpostsfnaf9314]

This is the KZbin abridged sword art online series.

[@xeenproof2024]

"Psych bills starting to add up" You know another way to escape might just to be to bankrupt them with psych bills. Asuna seems really good that that

[@josephperez2004]

Given enough time, I'm sure she could. Main issue is just the wedding is in a week or something? Even Asuna can only dish out so much PTSDPS.

[@jerseyjackrabbit2829]

@@josephperez2004 ... challenge excepted? she already got one to admit publically to rape to protect someone he loves so... one down 50 to go?

[@ALJ9000]

@@jerseyjackrabbit2829 Hate to be that guy, but *accepted

[@lunaescaples]

Can someone tell me what this is called, I want to watch it

[@asumazilla]

​@Miss_lunaescapeles SAO I think.

[@holyknight5466]

Asuna: Shoooji. As soon as I'm done with bozo we're going to have a looong talk.

[@Brasswatchman]

And they do! And we get to see it! It's terrifying! 😆

[@shootout-shinobi6672]

@@Brasswatchmanthe real question is does she know he’s garbage or was abridged asunas justice just a happy accident.

[@Brasswatchman]

@@shootout-shinobi6672 I think she simply sensed his vulnerability, the way that a shark is able to smell blood. There is no justice to be found within a predator's mind. Merely hunger and rage.

[@SyrinoxNight]

Asuna delivers no justice. Only rage.@@shootout-shinobi6672

[@pandorasboxofcatvideos5892]

@@Brasswatchman Nom Nom

[@JayZX2000]

Abridged Asuna is really the definition of “Im not trapped in here with you, youre trapped in here with me”

[@katalinagarza8236]

It’s how it should’ve been 🫠

[@nunalunaberey_]

Oh this is abridged? I was thinking it was real and was like what anime is this it sounds hilarious

[@rozaliaa_]

Abridged Asuna is literally what the audience want Asuna to behave

[@hunterhorsehelmsley7315]

​@@rozaliaa_Nah.

[@Phantryx]

It's SAO abridged. Not only is it hilarious, but it also has better and more interesting characters and a less nonsensical plot than the original.

[@elevate07]

- This episode Poor Shoji - Last episode He deserves this for stealing medicated yogurt from a woman in a wheelchair.

[@AussieRider20]

@Srmgmailcom fair enough but they do include custom subtitles (which are funny due to the additional context) and they make it clear that Shoji is the bastard

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

​@Srmgmailcomthe other guy literally calls Shoji out by name when asking if he brought the yogurt he ate

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

Nah, he deserved this just for working here. Abusing his coworkers just made him extra deserving.

[@brandoncastellano1858]

@@Pylo-ry6ffsometimes the only people hiring are the evil overlords. They may be evil but at least they pay well! And they have free psychiatric help! Talk about benefits!

[@Stairwayafter]

​@Srmgmailcomwent to rewatch and its the opposite. Shogi is the monster.

[@DeftestAphid2]

"Yeah, I go pretty hard with Shoji" is really good.

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

It's the tone of voice that really sells it.

[@sr.brigadeiro7718]

​@@Pylo-ry6ffyep

[@thejest69]

she sounds like shes found a way to even have fun with the escape attempts ...and as a result, its easier to believe she still got that fighting spirit and hasn't given up

[@someone-dw2tj]

It would be nice if a human being gives me it’s name

[@crabman2010]

Is he in today?

[@Harmegeddon]

KaiserNeko really is the best voice for such an insidious character, glad he was cast

[@TheAwesomeMed]

I did NOT notice that was kaiser! I feel stupid for not realising that, it's so obvious in hindsight. But yeah he's always great!

[@Abysll]

Omg that's kaiser!?!?! I feel so stupid for not seeing it

[@BertoPlease]

Not me only realizing this as soon as I started watching this short

[@enkiimuto1041]

holy shit i didn't notice and now it is so damn clear

[@dionysus_adores]

yep this is the creepiest character of SAO and the voice acting is a home run on that front

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

Imagine how they’re gonna rewrite my girl Sinon

[@pjrama1896]

Instead of being traumatized, she enjoys the killing.

[@jsh7939]

I think they should just make Asuna be Sion (in game). She’s basically a nothing character anyway and it sets up a lot more interactions between our favourite psychotic couple instead of Asuna being almost non existent.

[@Excalibur01]

​@@pjrama1896she's a gamer girl v tuber

[@wat1530]

​@@Excalibur01 Who's probably a femboy for all I know...

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

Honestly, just let the series rest at the end of Alfheim. It's okay for a great series to end before it becomes too much of a stressor.

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

Shoji: "My therapist tells me the only power you have is what I give you!"

[@lokiarei]

Next scene: he's roasting over a fire

[@Goddessdaughter]

Heeeeeyyyyy Shoji~ Says otherwise 😂😂😂

[@nickgrout2502]

nom nom, shoji. nom. nom.

[@MultiSteele14]

Asuna: lets test that theory shall we

[@Emp.storynteling]

What is the name of the anime?

[@maddenlegend922]

Putting in Grimmjack as the misunderstood minion, KaiserNeko as the villain, and xbubblemunkyx as the demononic damsel is perfect. Just a full array of talented actors from different channels on an amazing abridged series.

[@Animus_Altia]

Misunderstood minion? Uuuuh, pretty sure Shoji is the guy who becomes Quinella's irl simp in Alicization. xD

[@5ebliminal]

i didnt even notice grim the first time around!

[@DrTimeSCPPsych]

Thats grimmjack as shoji??? Rhats even better

[@abhinavnair7471]

"A marriage is a partnership, kitten!" Bravo, SWE.

[@pitioti]

What's the pun ?

[@akarilight6331]

​@@pitiotipunchline. Kirito and Asuna's marriage

[@Emp.storynteling]

What is the name of the anime?

[@imjustskygod-_-4034]

@@Emp.storyntelingsword art online it’s pretty good but for me it’s the best starting season 3 or 4 forgot exactly which

[@wilk3425]

Shoji: "No no no, please! I'M SORRY THAT I LIED! **Tortured Screams**"

[@starterking]

knowing what we do about Shoji I bet Trisha feeds Asuna the info just so she can enjoy Shoji's suffering.

[@Emp.storynteling]

What is the name of the anime?

[@nanaliz7210]

Did I mention this is so much better than the actual fairy arc Sugo is less nasty in this one Thank you guys for making this less cringy ❤️

[@thesib3053]

tbf, not like surpassing the original Fairy Dance arc is hard to do. It's the most infamous SAO arc for a reason

[@renatocorvaro6924]

@@thesib3053 That reason being, it's the arc where most people realised SAO was bad, because they weren't paying attention in the first arc.

[@EbonMaster]

@@renatocorvaro6924 The first season had potential. The second politely let you know that that potential wasnt going to be realized. lol

[@Umbral_Vestige]

i never watched past episode two of the original, so i never bothered watching the abridged, is this worth it? ive been super excitedly waiting till they get to season three

[@history_loves_anime8927]

​@@Umbral_Vestigethe abridge? Hell yes. It takes the broken characters and makes it work with actual consequences, payoffs, and have them act as real characters (and asuna and kirito are funny af in it too)

[@JayMustang]

How is it that I only just noticed they had him use the discord mod line of kitten? Did my brain just repress this man even in the abridged?

[@cobaltprime9467]

If Shoji was smart he’d just help Asuna escape and then he never has to deal with her again.

[@Gilhelmi]

Bills don't pay themselves......... but at some point, being homeless living under a bridge might be a better life.😅

[@BrotherHood-xh9sg]

Nah, he understands that she is still fairly lovked up at the moment. If that thing manages to escape to the real world, she would likely find him there and do more harm then she can now.

[@JMDarkly1]

She knows where he lives...He's never escaping no matter if he helps her or not.~

[@suzsh7037]

​@@JMDarkly1 wait wait wait I need context, is Asuna in love with this guy? Wasn't it the same one who raped her? I need context because I really don't understand anything... I thought Asuna was in love with Kirito

[@nodeloliver6201]

Shoji: Someone send help. Asuna: Nobody will save you from me, Shoji.

[@Emp.storynteling]

What is the name of the anime?

[@DParkerNunya]

I mean this in the best way possible, Abrigded Asuna has SnapCube Elise energy.

[@gammagames1413]

No SnapCube Elise eats rocks and is actually stupid. Abridged Asuna is just an actual monster.

[@DParkerNunya]

@@gammagames1413 I meant about the fact they keep escaping but fair

[@gammagames1413]

@@DParkerNunya oh that makes sense

[@rosesongoku6980]

"HRMHRMHRM. Back in my lair once MORE……………… HOWMANYTIMESAREYOUGONNARUN? I’ve captured you 17 DIFFERENT TIMES." "…….. I feel like it’s gonna be at least 18." "………………………………………."

[@manoftruth0935]

Start running Shoji! Start running and don’t stop!

[@Thevampireprincess61]

Its exersice 😂 ( going of the dog sign 'go ahead and run, he likes fast food' joke. )

[@RRios0027]

get her the GOSH DARN FUDGING PIKE!!

[@atoth62]

Funny that, if abridged goes the way of SAO, Sugou does eventually get his head mounted on a sharp sword.

[@nicholasholladay-elser7307]

@@atoth62 I can imagine her seeing that and going 'Shrug "Close enough".'

[@Iron8127]

​@@atoth62yeah Canon Sugou deserves it for how much of a creep he is. In fact, if i ever rewatch SAO, I'm skipping the 2nd arc and watching this instead or skipping to SAO2.

[@rickxhoshinji]

Poor Shoji. Wait, screw Shoji. He's a jerk.

[@onefinegent]

"I dont know how ypu keep breaking through my security" Im gonna laugh if it turns out kayaba (spoilers? Does anyone care about alfhiem inline spoilers?) has been fucking with sugou behind the scenes

[@benjaminbierley2074]

...he would.

[@jakeforgey5378]

I always headcannoned it was either Kayaba himself or one of the many instances of Cardinal fucking with him

[@deimos_gof386]

"No! I'm sorry I lied!" -Shoji 😂😂

[@blackdoug5302]

Just the post I was looking for 😂😂😂

[@anonymanonymus4706]

The Shoji scene would probably fit perfectly in the context of the Alicization arc, I hope I will live up to that day.

[@ZandManSwim.]

Yeah I can't wait for that episode

[@OverSteam]

Discord mod vs a psychopath

[@Gilhelmi]

Hey, don't insult Psychopaths like that. They are better than that.

[@MapleSoldier69]

"Hey Shoji..." "(Audible Squeals of fear and despair)"

[@ElswordKcINC]

Shoji character arc needs to be explored more

[@Brasswatchman]

Whatever this guy is paying his mooks is clearly not enough.

[@a.u.g.m.a.s]

Lord have mercy on Shoji’s soul

[@vikingreflections2824]

Abridged Asuna is a powerhouse 😂

[@epiccthulu]

dickelf: “Don’t you think its time to let the Stockholm Syndrome kick in? Come on…..live a little!”

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

I love how his voiced quivered at the beginning

[@imogencory9591]

I find it remarkable that you've been able to take a character I wanted to kill the whole arc and made him actually likeable. HOW.

[@jubertbelcina9855]

Anime name: Swords Art Online

[@johanebrown1764]

It's been years since i watched it, did she cheat on my boy Kirito???

[@I_like_dem_BEANZ]

Ty

[@Child_of_the_Void]

​@@johanebrown1764 1. It's the SAO parody 2. From my understanding she's not there willingly

[@shadowldrago]

Love how much fun Kaiser sounds like he's having playing this guy.

[@ReindeerHummusHere]

Shoji doesn’t even exist in the original SAO. He’s just a tool for the worst fan service fiction has to offer. Now we get to laugh at that same tool being physically and mentally scared by Asuna. Better than whatever SAO was doing at the very least and I found that dynamic hilarious!

[@demonblade198akaecho8]

Poor Shoji.....RUN BOI SHE GONNA GET DAT ASS

[@gloops-horror-corner]

Help I can’t breathe 😂

[@demonblade198akaecho8]

@@gloops-horror-corner you'll be fine

[@Sam-gs8iw]

Hang on she asked if Shoji was in that day? I could've sworn she said "Is he into that?" 😂

[@crazygamer_1082]

I feel so bad for Shoji 😂😭😭 My man needs a raise for dealing with this woman

[@icetweiz]

I don't, he stole someone's medicated yogurt

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

Also, he literally works in a lab experimenting on unwilling subjects brains. He deserves everything he has coming to him.

[@ImSlimeCat]

But he loves his dog!😭

[@chameleonboy6434]

What’s the name of this?

[@709mash]

I really like how Abridged youtube is one big friendly community. Hearing people from a bunch of different channels is always fun!

[@LynxFz]

Asuna is called the lightning flash for a reason

[@paigegrice8420]

Flashbacks to when i first watched this show, god i will never not have a visceral reaction to this guy

[@Uravity_2015]

What's this anime called? I WANNA WATCH IT?!

[@DADOOFER]

sword art online season 2

[@Pookiedooksxinfinity]

Poor Shoji 😢

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

You clearly haven’t watched episode 17…

[@Brasswatchman]

Poor Shoji? I'm mostly worried for Brownie's sake!

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

@@Brasswatchman Biscuit* Also same. That dog did nothing wrong.

[@Brasswatchman]

@@drilltotheheavens1695 Right, right, thank you.

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

You feel sorry for the guy guarding the human experiments?

[@dracamon-yy5he]

I love the fact his voice shakes when he asks Asuna to stop, you can tell he's scared of her and is only safe because he controls the system (and that DAMN HAT!).

[@Poseidonsbud]

Dude when you realize what this man has done to poor asuna... man's is just perpetually creepy. Even in this scene. She is so sad, but it gets oh so much worse.

[@zantanzuken]

probably the best part about all of this is his absolutely genuine delivery of "but dont you think its time to stop?' ... like... that wasn't a playful 'haha i know you break my security often, keep doing it and see what happens'... that's a man who's hanging close to the edge and really wants her to stop.

[@TrinityShoji]

No, I'm fine. I'm right here.

[@lindahoney5924]

I used to love watching you when I was younger!!! This brought back so many memories 🥹🥹🥹

[@notimeleft1]

Ok I need to check out SAO abridged

[@mellow_blupenn9613]

We need more Shoji scenes 😂

[@ironwolf5802]

Gotta have some exercise. All locked up and no play makes her vary vary crazy. Like a 12, out of 5.

[@young_urban5499]

The fear in Shoji's "no" was more than acting 😂😂

[@esoqueexiste]

The BGM loop is perfect

[@Scarlett_slytherin]

So, i have no idea what's going on, or what show this is, but my favorite character is def Shoji!

[@d3ad4l1f3XD]

“kitten” dc mod ? 🤯

[@ChuM00n_]

I thought it was an anime loki for a hot second

[@fallout3fan623]

I love the little moments of asuna being a sociopathic lunatic. And that scene of kirito commenting on it while him and her sister are in the hospital. 'She's just like an angel' 'Yeah, lucifer maybe.' is such a brilliant line.

[@renatocorvaro6924]

Fuck SWE has done the impossible and made this arc good.

[@grey9803]

Everytime I want to feel bad for shoji, I'm quickly reminded that he's an accomplice to kidnapping, human trafficking, false imprisonment, assault on a minor & etc etc. Shoji has a lot more suffering to go through before I'm happy 😂😂😂

[@RandomPerson-cf3gt]

He also ate his disabled co worker medicated yogurt

[@jabrark5828]

That quiver on stop kills me. 🤣

[@Phoenixdragon288]

What’s the name of this anime? Please and thank you

[@godversesans5152]

Sword art online

[@cstrange8101]

Sao abridged

[@KingsBard]

Is Shoji voiced by Kellen Goff?

[@OrangeGuy011]

Shoji is becoming one of my favorite characters 😂

[@Renmi209]

The pain and anger when he screamed No I love it.

[@justanotherartist3498]

POV you want to watch this but you don’t know what it’s called: 😔

[@dewdrop9745]

Sword art online

[@nicoleclesi2699]

Sword Art Online Abridged.

[@Ace-ih8pe]

Whats this anime called and where can I watch it

[@nymphia21]

This is Sword Art Online Abridged It's a parody dub of the anime and is significantly better than both the original sub and dub.

[@FPK4_]

The first guy’s voice is giving that one shapeshifter lizard from Shera 😀

[@generaLeurope-]

Just listen to the genuine fear shoji has in his voice when he screams “No”. It’s almost comedic

[@SpaceScorpioo]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS

[@fishbaitx]

Sao abridged

[@torigray924]

what's the show called? it looks so good!!!

[@Alexa-ty3nx]

It's 'Sword Art Online'

[@saatvika2104]

​@@Alexa-ty3nxwhich one?

[@Eramiserasmus]

This episode makes us wish poor Shoji would be safe. Then the last episode where we meet him peoves he isnt that innocent.

[@Abby-fw3mf]

For your recommendations I recommend a podfic called "Deku and death" by one of my favorite podfic creators as well

[@Kagenoaki]

Poor Shoji! XD He must look like Kirito and that is why she goes so hard on him!! XD

[@santiagotorrezsegarra7790]

he's a tentacle monster

[@Kagenoaki]

@@santiagotorrezsegarra7790 Lol, but so are the others but she picks on him the most! XD

[@RandomPerson-cf3gt]

​@@Kagenoakii think it's because his name is similar to Sachi

[@Kagenoaki]

​@@RandomPerson-cf3gt Ooh, good theory and Kirito did kinda say I love you to Sachi when he meant to say Asuna and she got mad!! XD

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen2555]

I really wish we got an interaction with asuna and shoji outside of the game. Like asuna and kirito are walking around, see shoji walking his dog biscuit, and asuna just stares at him and says nom nom.

[@rawcrazycomrade]

I can't wait for another episode!

[@midnightgalaxy432]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH *in girly voice* "ShOjI's oUt SiCk ToDaY~"

[@Zach174.]

Nice save bro.

[@ElectrageKing80]

Bro was terrified of her lol

[@delizaaurora]

This guy's voice acting gives me strong Shigure Sohma vibes😂🤣

[@razorburn645]

Asuna is developing a taste for... biscuits.

[@RandomPerson-cf3gt]

Nom nom

[@FloofyOneTorpheus]

All Shoji gotta say is "is it a weird sex thing? Cuz I do not consent"

[@real_tzwisdom]

The way he shouted NO was so hilarious 😂. Fear of being hunted again😅

[@viktoriak4332]

I thought it was loki who kidnapped this girl at first.

[@Noah-km2ck]

I remember watching those episodes when I was 11 I wish I could take those hours back

[@BlacksteelBlades]

You can hear the genuine terror in Shoji's voice😂

[@willowcowart3061]

Ok now i need to know what anime this is. Please, it looks so good and i wanna watch it!

[@WookieMistakebozo]

R.I.P Shojis ability to have peace in the workplace

[@ramiidk3382]

These shorts are the best thing ever

[@kinglingakachaos]

This guy made me acutely sick in reply life become of sum stuff that happened in real life was sooooooo much fun

[@ddcoolboy3]

"Kitten" SENT ME LMFAOO

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

I remember the doujin of him possessing Asuna Lmao.

[@Shwuad]

“IMA WRITE MY MOMS MEMWARE WITH YOUR MOTHERS BLOOD 🗣️!” 😂💀

[@mushroomparty3387]

This Voiceover is my new favorite thing 😂

[@zobanpreetsidhu3746]

The slight voice quiver at the start killed me lmao

[@bluedragon4055]

That abrupt no was everything!😆

[@user-nl7vj7vo8i]

God your great please keep going never stop

[@SmokyNiteSky]

I binge watched this. I NEED the conclusion ❤