They. can. only. speak. one. word. at. a. time. | COMPLAINT about GERMANS

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[@amythetransgirl3441]

“Together we can rule Europe like Hitler: Yours Sincerely, Rishi Sunak” Best quote

[@ProfessionalCyberbully]

Based 🗿

[@rebeccagrace2131]

Genuinely nearly spit out my coffee 😂

[@Tankmen100]

i just love how proud he looked as he said hitler XD

[@zacharoooooo]

Who’s rishi sunak 😭

[@rebeccagrace2131]

@@zacharoooooo The UK’s prime minister. He’s absolutely sh*t at his job

[@juliusnebulus7303]

When they went "we can conquer... AND... AND... AND" i was convinced they would say "poland". Sadly they didn't. As a german, guys, you might've gotten her with this.

[@00_chaos89]

Bruh WHY IS THIS WAY TOO REAL

[@Anonymous-uw4sr]

😂

[@cheetahman515]

Impressive. A german laughing. 😐😐😐

[@user-zj8uc2hl5h]

so to get a german partner i have to conquer poland with them? thanks for the tip my man.

[@juliusnebulus7303]

@@cheetahman515 where? Is it possible for us others to learn that power? And how do i get rid of my dementia? Those damn soviets really hit our heads way too hard back then (An i can assure you you rarely will find another german who doesn't mind that much about ww2 jokes as long as it doesn’t end in accusations😂🍻)

[@sapphireDoseArt]

“GERMANS!” AJ: “Trevor’s?” Luke: *firmly sets hand on AJ’s shoulder* “G e r m a n s.”

[@Usually_Alix]

that was the best bit of the video icl

[@clarajosephine3295]

I didn’t understand it either😂

[@jojosumilu]

I heard tremors 😂

[@iiii4271]

​@@jojosumilu same

[@crystalflame6753]

I thought he said trappers

[@ebony721]

As a German woman... I am unsure how to feel about this. I mean, its kind of flattering... but also slightly threatening. Absolutely well done

[@soIzec]

It feels like something a weird incel might say... but of course, this is merely a comedy, thankfully

[@MegaAlchemist123]

Angela?

[@minkmiau]

Yea me too

[@MegaAlchemist123]

@@minkmiau the Letter of complain Was towards Angela Merkel. That Was the joke.

[@minkmiau]

@@MegaAlchemist123 I realised after I wrote the comment mb I'm a bit silly sometimes

[@n.q1158]

As a German woman who has shamefully never been called intimidating, I have new standards for dating now xD

[@thesandwich5321]

I think the accent just makes people sound very confident

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

also wenn ich Polen für dich einnehme, bist du bereit mich zu daten?

[@user-uo8lj8im2n]

KANN ICH DEINE KATZE STREICHELN !

[@shannonrichards254]

You are pretty intimidating

[@g0d077]

@@shannonrichards254 did you mean to say: intimidatingly pretty? 😜

[@chrisbboo]

as a german, this was incredibly fun to watch. pls never stop improv theatre

[@NikiNikishuu]

me too

[@Maria_Sans]

I thought Sam would for once talk about Germans without making a Nazi joke - but Sam remains true to himself 😂 Great that a letter of complaint turned into a marriage proposal!

[@ytuser4562]

The way Tom said “strap” intending for the rest to go like “…in, because we have complaints” only for Sam to just absolutely trash it with “…ON”

[@aasthade0309]

I tried playing this game with my family and cousins, where we tried to create a story this way, speaking one word at a time, inspired by you guys. No one said what I wanted them to say, not even once. So the story just went in all directions and was absolutely absurd, but we had fun! That's when I realised how difficult improv really is..

[@biceosbrachi2159]

Did it with my friends in a camping trip for some reason it started from a guy breaking in and well let's just say KZbin wouldn't be happy with what happend next

[@aasthade0309]

@@biceosbrachi2159 honestly, I want to know where the story went 😁

[@notmarypoppins]

@@aasthade0309 my guess would be somewhere very X-rated if youtube wouldn't be happy. XD

[@mr_confuse]

@@aasthade0309 Crusader Kings level of incest I presume :D

[@ytuser4562]

It’s true, every time I try to play it with my family there isn’t a common storyline

[@aceofthemidnight11]

How have I not seen this video before? Its GOLD and everyone slapping Sam was unexpectedly hilarious at 3:04 with Luke making that flying takedown 😂

[@Brigtzen]

I think the video came out 30 mins ago

[@joeljude9180]

Actually, how did you see this so before?

[@SnowLily06]

​@@joeljude9180 patreon benefit I believe

[@aceofthemidnight11]

@@joeljude9180 oh I was just binging their videos and then saw this one on their games playlist but it wasn’t there when I looked at their latest videos It was weird but I’m glad it’s there now

[@dragoria20]

This was one of their shorts, though it cut off before the conquering line

[@pramitiagarwal3270]

0:19 I love how Tom confidently said “drummers” instead of “Germans”😂

[@NowaboMusic]

I thought he said "tremors."

[@SterlingRaven37]

​@@NowaboMusic me too bro

[@pramitiagarwal3270]

@@NowaboMusic I think Sam said "tremors" and Tom said "drummers"

[@sapphireDoseArt]

Bruh I heard “Trevor’s”

[@Ancient_Drag]

If you turn in the subtitles it says “tremors.”

[@saphira4366]

as a german woman living in munich... I guess I'll see you?

[@japunaka]

“Strap on and take onfff” That’s my new motto

[@Genesis3Chi]

The reveal of identity at the end broke me 🤣

[@Chloe_performs]

The looks of disappointment and the disappointed slaps all at Sam. I love the chaotic energy of it all when Sam’s involved

[@josiahsmith7250]

2:27 “marry… me… Angela… so… we… can… conquer…” Me: “Poland?” Them: “each other!” Me: “oh?” Them: “sexually” Also me: “oh! 😏”

[@RushWheeler]

And emotionally!

[@Moonshine_Victory]

And physically!

[@beehill9780]

And! Spiritually!

[@UrMentalHealth]

And Economically!

[@mariovv178]

And! Economically!

[@biancahart79333]

Luke's reactions are the best and the slaps at the end made me laugh so hard! 😆

[@NinStardust]

I don’t know who’s reaction to the “H” word was best. Tom’s “Bad Sam!” Glare, Sam’s “I know that was naughty, but I’d do it again!” suppressed giggling or Luke having to jump to get his slap in! 😂😂😂

[@lulaa123]

You know that hitler isn’t (wasn’t) Voldemort right? You can and should call him by his name

[@Grey-the-gey]

Making hitlers name a taboo is not going to make it better. If anything, it makes people forget which is absolutely horrifying

[@TheGrammarPolice7]

*whose

[@alansmithee419]

@@lulaa123 You never know when youtube is just gonna randomly remove a comment you make for mentioning something. I once tried to make a comment about a hypothetical object in physics called a Kugel(german word that was used as the name of the bombing campaign in london during ww2) and it got repeatedly blocked despite the fact that it's literally just the german word for "flash" or "lightning." It's not necessarily self-censorship. It might be youtube's fault.

[@kuroyuki6254]

Sam let his intrusive thoughts win there at the end 😂

[@ronneberg2752]

As a German.... Sagen hier echt viele. Also das obligatorische, Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der deutschen Bundesrepublik

[@wta1518]

We will not let the FRoG invade this comments section like it's predecessor invaded Poland.

[@hellhound78]

Ich hol die Hubschrauber der Bundeswehr *krangeräusche. Guck mal, sie fliegen~

[@Judys-Stuff]

@@hellhound78 ups. Rotor abgefallen.

[@pinkbirock343]

i love how the guy in green tried fixing it but the other guy kept going off the rails

[@atoussa]

I am so glad that you put the full version!! The first 45 seconds were classic AJ chaos!!! 😂😂😂 The letter itself was brilliant! 👌🏼😂

[@mahirmada]

Olaf Scholz is so uninteresting and absent that they didn't even realized Merkel isn't anymore since 3 years😂

[@Anonymous-uw4sr]

😂

[@wta1518]

Who the fuck is Olaf Sholz?

[@comradewindowsill4253]

"Merkel isn't anymore" is such an interesting way of putting it lol

[@CrisCheese_]

​@@comradewindowsill4253very directly translated from german

[@kuroyuki6254]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Merkel is no more 😂

[@cubisttubist]

This was hilarious throughout and then it gets 10x better at the very end when you find out that it was all written by Rishi Sunak!💀

[@MegaAlchemist123]

As a german i must say: i loved it

[@abtsee3831]

I loved the start😂😂😂. You can see how the group dynamic is. Sam and AJ teasing each other, Luke laughing and Tom just praying for them to stop.😂😂😂

[@darkenedsky07]

Everyone hitting Sam like "We had decided not to say that..."

[@Bagpuss3005]

3:06 Luke's little slap😂🤣😂

[@soph.megfahn]

AJ's bald joke middle finger has become an institution 😂

[@JaysonPark-kk1tf]

As a german myself this was the best thing I've watched in a while; keep it up!

[@MyNewestObsession]

As a german that was hilarious and it went in so many different directions

[@carolinschmidt1575]

Love how the suggestion came from the friend (?) of the German woman in the audience 😂 really good letter, I was laughing so hard

[@estraventhenerd6725]

This! and the comment section. German's self-deprecation is GOLD, absolutely love it!

[@tegangrantham-jupp]

Toms face says it all I think he’s finally starting to regret his choices in life. Love what you guys do you always make me laugh keep it up.

[@akkengen]

it's always Sam who's getting slapped for his jokes😭

[@someaccount5200]

It's a running gag in their show

[@notmarypoppins]

To be fair he's always the one who pulls something truly outrageous out. Can't blame him too much though, man has a face made for mischief. XD

[@melonowl333]

"Yours sincerely, pretty soon" Oh my gooood genius ending

[@paige3805]

they said rishi sunak, but that would also work!

[@yinyelya]

I love how not once at any point during this video did I know where it was going 😭😭 these are my favourites

[@Amorphous.I]

WIR WURDEN BESCHWÖRT, DEUTSCHES TEAM, KOMMT HER!!! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@MyNewestObsession]

Das wollte ich auch sagen :)

[@servus2252]

Zu Diensten🫡

[@Amorphous.I]

MOIN LEUTE (^▽^) Wie gehts?

[@Kili_1701]

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Kommentarbereich!

[@Judys-Stuff]

Moinsen.

[@BoonBreyne]

Love that he brought the economy back in the end hahaha, so unexpected :D Brilliant performance, lads

[@DiamondOre]

THEY GAVE US ANOTHER ONE! You guys are the dogs bollox. Hope this is getting Hundreds of thousands of views!

[@golden_starx]

I've had a rough start to the year this year so seeing these vids have really boosted my mood so thank you. The whole premise of the video was hilarious I cold not stop laughing

[@sophiefeathers]

Tom -> engaging and looking at the audience😀.... Sam -> I'm gonna stare at the same spot on the wall for the entire time😳

[@chronosverse4797]

Did the camera quality go up a level or is my astigmatism getting better? Either way, I'm happy :)

[@five-peace]

Find it interesting how much of an expression Merkel must’ve had on other countries that instead of writing to the current chancellor, they’re writing to her xD (tho not surprising since the chancellor isn’t really liked by Germans anymore either lol) Absolutely love it

[@patrickherke8947]

She definitely did. I was vaguely aware the chancellor had changed but have no clue who the new one is

[@thekicker2517]

​@@patrickherke8947(snowman from frozen) scholz.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@patrickherke8947 the man looks like a human pencil sharpener, of course you don't know him.

[@Aerma]

y'all are consistently some of the funniest people I've ever seen

[@pramodiasuka2597]

That Rishi Sunak at the end really got me!

[@EmmyVS1]

Woo hoo! They posted a video on my birthday!😊

[@shootimpro]

Happy birthday!

[@EmmyVS1]

@@shootimpro Awww! Thanks! And thanks for making us laugh every day! Keep it up!

[@saltbjorn]

I’ve been waiting so long for a new one of these

[@Fenksta]

As someone who is not German, I also enjoyed it

[@ulissesmonte]

These guys rock. They're so good at improvising and I'm always impressed.

[@nobody0118]

I love how Amgela isn't even chancellor anymore 😂

[@MegaAlchemist123]

So now she has time for a new marriage! Perfect!

[@japunaka]

I love Luke’s jump slap at the end😂

[@TM_square1969]

This is beyond funny🤣One of the greatest videos on the internet so far😂😂😂

[@VanessasFanedits]

yesssss the full video of it ... woooo, I love the beginning so much :D

[@SplashAces]

The entire skit reminds me of “don’t mention the war” from fawlty towers, up until the end where they just said F* it. Brilliant

[@dani.t57u2b]

This broke me... 😂😂 Especially the end 😂 First Tom, then AJ and then jumping Luke. 😂😂😂

[@ehklau8314]

AJ finally gets back at Sam for the bald jokes through: slaps.

[@lilyfitzgerald8971]

I love your content you guys are hilarious I’ve been binge watching 😂😂😂

[@Hann.10]

One of the best video I have ever seen ...

[@Morphean42]

Hey when you do improv you have to just go with whatever pops into your head 😂. Great job with this one, it’s very delightful

[@Jamie_black]

I already love this

[@sword_lotus]

I like the intro because it has a subtitle on the screen. I hope that you also put subtitles all throughout the video.

[@hellsterp1893]

You guys are hilarious, I love watching your videos, always a good laugh :)

[@derwxxer6229]

As a german i first thought "Here we go again..." but you did it beautifully and when i thought ok thats funny you killed me with the end,wasnt expacting that anymore!Well done und schöne Grüße aus Deutschland!

[@cake-gi7kt]

Well I only discovered this channel today but I will be subscribing and, having watched the milkman, I will binge all the improvised plays 🤣

[@leonie364.]

I'm a german woman and I was very entertained, thank you!

[@CGEE_Music]

This is the kind of comedy I rarely see, this level of creativity was absolutely hilarious to watch

[@irishjournalgaming]

Another hilarious performance, keep on mates

[@Crezzyk]

Makes me laugh so hard I rly need this in my life Y’all keep it up😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

I was holding back the laughter until that ‘Rishi. Sunak.’ Bit at he end. Jolly good show

[@outsidestuff5283]

This was the best one yet😂

[@seeyousoonagain]

Bro I’ve been waiting for this! The perfect imperfection (the pringles skit still unbeatable tho)

[@lumineani]

The way it all ties back to economy so masterfully is almost art

[@LordBanana]

The most relatable letter yet

[@SVoided]

I wanna know what Tom Luke and AJ said to Sam after that 😂😂

[@NinStardust]

I don’t know but I’m pretty sure Sam’s response was “I don’t regret it and I’ll do it again! 😈” 😂😂😂

[@SVoided]

@@NinStardust wouldn't surprise me

[@cartoonimaker]

“We can rule Europe like Hitler. Yours sincerely, Rishi Sunak” I CANT IM DYINGGG 🤣

[@misshendy]

the ending was pure pefection

[@_XxtensionxX_]

I'm sorry the end got me and I was laughing my ass off this was freaking amazing

[@cristhecris_]

He killed it with the end there 😂

[@QuanTumm1357]

The closing 4 words were pure gold lol

[@LadyHajer]

EVERYONE WAKE UP, SFTH HAS POSTED

[@ezza_starsky7066]

This is the most unexpected letter of complaint I ever heard. 😂

[@orsettomorbido]

I love that one of you causes havoc and the others try to save the day, just to cause havoc in a latter sketch HAHAHA

[@DivyanshiMishra21]

My face hurts from smiling so much😂😂

[@aftonprime34]

I found this channel when u was bored and couldn’t find anything to watch. Don’t regret finding it😂

[@Ghiaman1334]

Brilliant, love this game when it's on 'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue' on the radio lol

[@TheAgeOfLyrics]

The funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣, Best way to start my day

[@osoursoc9779]

Please do More Change!

[@aria_svitkona887]

Im in tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@Taserface__]

As a German, this was the best one yet😂

[@justarandomguy1033]

00:07 "like this" AND IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[@acediaethos4469]

"it's a wonderful life" has me in hysterics

[@kinggamer072]

I did this once with my cousin and we made a story of a mime going to jail for breaking his life of silence

[@sarahtreharne5704]

Can you guys do an American show? Im such a huge fan and really want to see you guys live

[@Gia1911Logous]

It turned from a letter of complaint to a marriage proposal from Rishi Sunak to Angela Merkel with aspirations to conquer europe 😂

[@mehrschwein7378]

As a german who went to one of your live shows in London I gotta say the amount of jokes about/with germans is astonishing. Was almost a bit too much.

[@MrT_Rex]

That was wonderful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kuroneko1647]

Love It! Greeting from Germany. xD

[@Antifrost]

THE ENDING LEFT ME WHEEZING

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

As a german myself I can only say: Holy fuck that was hilarious, I not only enjoyed every second of it but I´m also impressed of that fast improv performance itself 🤣

[@skyla-2724]

THE END IS HILARIOUS OMG