Short King Memes...

[@hannahschrenk7981]

I love the dogs freaking out every time he hits a certain decibel.

[@hepunk]

nothing pissed me off more than watching one of the the "balkan breakfast" videos where the guy tried to put salt on an unbitten tomato.

[@Kaminkaese]

Yeah 100% I mean I just nibble a little of the skin off so I get more salted tomato😂

[@hepunk]

@@Kaminkaese while it's like... There is nothing for the salt to stick to, it all just fell off lol

[@paigeagainstthemachine7550]

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! '” -Vizzini

[@diablomoko]

The Skittles guy looks like there's a wheel spinning but nothing is running and he's slowly coming too as they fall out of his mouth 😂

[@darthjayder2927]

The guy trying to do an impression of Ryan Reynolds is actually a great impressionist and his mom is Mrs C from Happy Days

[@halcyon3116]

@10:20 Awwww thanks buddy

[@kellenfurter]

💕

[@kellenfurter]

8:52 deadpan humor. If Leslie Nielsen were a superhero.... Deadpan 😂

[@marjorie.av1989]

these videos are quite literally my favorite thing on the internet

[@Prof_Z_PhD]

If you wanna watch a really good movie where Ryan Reynolds plays a different role than typical, I highly recommend the movie "Buried", he does a great job acting especially being the only actor on screen for 90% of the movie

[@TheArchiver04]

Brambleberry Sour Boys flavor is the best one yet! Can y’all make that permanent?

[@FordEnthusiast091]

Didn’t even start the video Fuckin love it

[@JazzThyMan6969]

6:07 Call me Kris but very much agree

[@thomasmelgares-il8si]

Still just here for the doggos.

[@kittykatbat]

He legit doesn't have to say anything about Nikocado.

[@ashleycannon5108]

I KNOW I’VE BEEN WAITING

[@barrothontherocks3325]

he probably has more to gain from the comments on every single video he posts across multiple channels than releasing one video on something everyone else and their grandma has covered already

[@jasper2640]

Oopmpaville and Urban Rescue Ranch collab? 🙏🙏🙏

[@johnvexheadref]

Caleb is with Kris...Bruh be pulling. How did you do that?

[@lesgoshooping6695]

Bro, theyve been together a while

[@reanukeevesau]

​@lesgoshooping6695 like a Year now right? Or close to??

[@lesgoshooping6695]

@@reanukeevesau idk man

[@echo_94]

Damn bro, you’re late to the party

[@HotStrange]

That particular impression wasn’t great but Jim Meskimin is a legend. He’s got some reeeally good ones.

[@SleddingLizard]

He’s so cute with Kris bro I can’t even hate in anyway😂

[@shaninejackman9395]

the intro was perfect 😂!!!

[@bostons_departed3631]

Forreal though. I mean, I have a pitbull and I’ve had to hold her and calm her down because of motorcycles. Imagine something as big as a horse freaking out and you gotta calm it down?

[@hellomynameisrodney]

"You can do almost anything you want until someone else says no." -- Judge hearing a case involving someone who asserts themselves as a 'sovereign citizen'

[@Yuraak-Bisons]

I laughed so hard at Kris staring at the camera 2:55 haha 😆

[@domnmom459]

okay but are we not going to say anything about her voice at 2:40

[@tasmaeverett7255]

This is what I was looking for! She’s good at everything!

[@amitomsahu35]

hey there kris and caleb good to see u together

[@Magicalwolfgamer]

There actually boyfriend and girlfriend not sure if you knew that but have a good day 😊

[@Whois_Shannon]

@@Magicalwolfgamer I mean he said it in the beginning of the video 😭

[@fett-slayer9145]

Why are they so amazing together i love it too much ❤kalloompakris for ever lol

[@GoodOldGamer]

If Caleb went baby face with a full shave, I wonder if Kris would stay, lol.

[@ApostleMoon]

2:35 that is joe gatto from impractical jokers

[@wallingfordd]

All of oompas Italian is in his mustache

[@alexis8500]

Mom & Dad posted

[@michaelhawks4418]

Watch voices with Ryan Renalds

[@ChelseaRoeser]

That's what I'm saying!!

[@ajdaman6667]

Just made my day better

[@xbrthrhdx]

Kris calling Ryan Reynolds one note is rich.

[@some_guy441]

got that red restaurant cup

[@chaoticsad5549]

Yeah 😂

[@Darkness_Damage]

streak of them not triggering the dogs:0

[@nicolem5]

I saw Charles Westley Godwin in concert! It was amazing!! Hardwood floors especially!

[@Nirr100]

Being from the Balkans, I appreciate the eating TikToks 😂

[@HankChillin]

I'm 5'9 I'm a short meme king❤❤❤ GIVE ME UPPIES OOMPIE!😂

[@DaveOsborn-g5l]

It didn't help you guy's talking over the "stool sample" video,especially if you were trying to make us listen.Lmao😂

[@draculinalilith396]

1:29 this is pretty much like charcuterie but weak. Just ask ur waifu to maku u some stuff lieak that and youll be ballin. Like eat a french lunch, wine with cheese, bread, olives, grape, meat, some fruit, type shi.

[@ccbabyy-ep8go]

Their videos are the kind on KZbin I try to heart instead of like😂I LOVE THEM TWO TOGETHER 🥰

[@item-001.the9children]

“Welcome to doloc such a perfect town, here we have some rules let us lay them down” fun fact for non theatre kids: Shrek the musical has some short jokes

[@loafgaming17]

Bro got the restaurant cup

[@unstoppable1727]

Idk what position I'm in but I'm here. Lmao

[@izak.barnes]

Wheres the next oompa x nickocado collab?

[@user-il6my9bq3d]

He obviously doesn’t owe anyone a explanation as every single person has asked him. He obviously doesn’t care to hit nik up….always 2 steps ahead

[@izak.barnes]

@@user-il6my9bq3d relax bru its a joke dam🙏

[@cynthiamorua1624]

Love you guys!!! ❤

[@5thbrick992]

Please cover the Colorado Gang Invasion

[@GeorgeSweet]

Your mustache looks exactly like that guy

[@nickstockwell9148]

No one really knows who Ryan Reynolds truly is because he’s always acting.

[@brandiwyne]

"in the voice of" is another phrase for quoting someone. So the guy said "in the voice of Ryan Reynolds" and quoted him.

[@arcanesunku]

I need a full mouth of sour skittles lowkey

[@我的家-j4b]

8:47 on first watch, I misread "flies" as " _files_ " so the joke went completely over my head like "why is he just asking for stool samples I mean its funny out of context because my brain is broken and laughs at anything but why is he a bunch of files in a lab coat?"

[@speedjaycer]

I really felt better when the taco bell gong outro happened. TY :)!

[@c4ns3r53]

That dude looks like gaddafi without a 'stash

[@Where_are_the_dang_avocados]

KRIS TWO YEARS AGO YOU SAID THAT IF YOU GOT 100K LIKES YOU WOULD INSERT YOURSELF INTO A GIANT BALLOON YOU GOT OVER 300K LIKES U NEED TO DO THIS

[@elizabethjennings722]

Less then a minute? Lets go!

[@Ashloves.smosh_]

Just opened this vid. Please have shayne Topp. Please have a shahne Topp vid (im manofesting?)

[@ChelseaRoeser]

I don't know how you don't see the appeal of Ryan Reynolds. He is sooo versatile 😮😮 Watch The Voices for something verrrry different from him (and kinda scary)

[@RubyRedRainbow]

Love Kris singing!2:47

[@Baldevi]

Smeone make Caleb do an Impression of Kicholas Cage. NOW!

[@GrampyFred89]

When’s the next grandma video?

[@nosyomi]

hi oompa

[@Grinch202-l5r]

I love you guys so much ❤❤❤❤

[@Ocavious]

got home from work just in time i guess lol

[@RL_ManicFX]

Shit, its empty here. I feel alone. I always feel alone. Help.

[@mohamedaityoussef9965]

Its okay bro its gonna be okay

[@sueydakillaboo]

Do you want a friend? I need a friend..

[@Kevinhasmurdered]

I don't know if this is a joke or if you actually need help, now i need help, please help me know if i need to help the guy asking for help, and if i need help helping the helper help this person. What do i say? are you okay? do i laugh? do i say what's up you depressy messy person named Jessy? what do i do?????????????

[@miserable.and.magical]

Anyone know what happened to NonstopPsyop? I miss it 🥺

[@Whois_Shannon]

We love Kris 😂❤

[@ashleycannon5108]

I am also scared of horses I get it

[@brandiwyne]

I think that actually was a cat skull

[@HollowDog5899]

Give me my tall muscular girlfriend than could break my bones without me being able to struggle

[@johnwirk]

I am not amazing. I am febreezing.

[@tashachristy09]

I love Reynolds... but shes kind of right 🤯 ever since Waiting he has had the same calm sarcastic humor. I guess i just have the same sarcasm and now hes playin my favorite comic character as i pictured him

[@theresahartshorn7037]

Is that a Pizza Hut cup?

[@robertbentley9470]

He didn’t slip up with the fiancé in this vid

[@WitheredLeviathan]

Oompa, from one Viriginian to another, good for you for get out of this h*llhole 😂 But why'd you go to a bigger h*llhole? Isn't it hotter down there in Texas? And flood a lot more often? And lose power during the winter??? 'Splain that sh*t to me

[@cathirodrigo2933]

OMG Kris look up the show 2 Guys A Girl & A Pizza Place, that’s how long I’ve been watching Ryan Reynolds. ❤❤❤

[@kariramsey_]

Same!

[@henryfrazer7961]

speedran to this

[@velvetaeon2774]

Wish I could be a short king 😢

[@Fishballing]

Ok

[@mrssalad]

Omg I never knew he was from WV!! Me as well !! Omg omg that explains alot actually sir

[@Otisisprobwa-zv4qm]

Hi oompa you are best without Alzheimer’s

[@GHR662]

Still can’t tell if they really together

[@maryjane4432]

I live in md close to the wv line.

[@Awesomlyanna]

Will you never get married

[@BirdBoyMusic]

I hate I see all of these alr cause this my Facebook fyp

[@peanutbutterdijonnaise]

I need less internet

[@maddieadams75]

Ha!❤

[@MMMMoneyMakerrrr]

Wassup.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Ayyy I just commented on your Tweet about Logan Paul's dumbass "lead lunchable" thing and then clicked over to KZbin and saw brand new video from 1 min ago. Awesome

[@masonwatt5110]

42 seconds ayeeee

[@TheHolonConcept]

oompipoomp

[@tracilord4854]

Am the only one confused? This just posted 22 hrs ago but I thought they were broken up? 🤷‍♀️

[@quiet4372]

Yabros

[@Big_G1945]

skibidi?

[@rototiller345]

Falling off at its finest

[@whoastairs9636]

He is still silent about nick? Or i miss it?

[@hfrisch007]

Caleb? Can you barely believe it ? , dude ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ isn’t she pretty??💋

[@funkypants1717]

first !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@therockazoid]

He lost me once she started showing up and vids got all tabloid media. Based on his channel the stuff with Nick is a lie but he's said nothing. So which is it?

[@Ifwaylonwas]

i disliked the video not becasue i dont like it but because i was teh first love you oompa freak emoji

[@Sofie_kouv]

No views 43 seconds ? Fell off