Should You Eat Yourself?

[@Serdar146]

That'll be a no.

[@naruziku1232]

Hi

[@joabtenson9990]

Hi

[@ChristionHiggs]

Hi

[@Swebaa]

Hi

[@aaronhughes9814]

Hi

[@agrill7130]

they tell of a man who can clickbait without clickbaiting.

[@absentisomnis8650]

oh hey its a talking grill

[@absentisomnis8650]

i will but first i need to light you up

[@goji_crafter]

@@absentisomnis8650 gaslighting amiright

[@absentisomnis8650]

wot

[@KryptonKr]

a grill can you be my grillfriend?

[@shitpostplays3873]

V-sauce answers all questions i was asking about my dad at age 5 while he was repairing something important.

[@TheTrukx4lyfe]

V-souce?

[@muri7-p7z]

TheTrukx4lyfe what?

[@mauler7303]

so you asked your dad if you should eat yourself? damn

[@j.harbers]

@@mauler7303 deep

[@evameeva]

*or did he??*

[@LegoDude3258]

Vsauce answering Notch's question has to be the most 2013 thing ever and I love it.

[@SuperGo699]

because this vid was made in 2013

[@LegoDude3258]

@@SuperGo699 That is the point.

[@SuperGo699]

@@LegoDude3258 i thought you mean that a vid made post 2013 is so 2013 like

[@LegoDude3258]

@@SuperGo699 I meant that since Vsauce and Notch/Minecraft were both incredibly popular at the time its like an example of what 2013 was like.

[@xkilla911]

@@SuperGo699 the definition of 2013 is stronger in certain videos than others

[@shrutimadhuri1281]

1:01 I like how he used the cubical earth and the minecraft inventory in notch's question.

[@nalaprodd]

Shruti Madhuri yeah lol

[@JeBronLames07]

*or did he?*

[@RatCakez]

@@JeBronLames07 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@sh0dy]

Slav Boi *vsause music intensifies*

[@Creesper69]

Dang it. That was a free Minecraft copy on the App Store that for some reason everybody likes it.

[@patrickmcdonald5083]

Short answer: No. Long Answer: No.

[@theenviousfox7589]

Long answer: no - o

[@AnimationSensation]

Longest Answer no but actually yes but actually no

[@kirabad-artist6532]

Long answer: noooooooooo

[@HyonkTea]

short answer: no long answer: no*

[@Slippery_Fire]

*yes

[@nine_swish958]

Me: *being hungry af KZbin: s a y n o m o r e.

[@mooodlemip4779]

😅

[@nine_swish958]

@Roger Loquitur was dat supposed to mean?

[@doubledare4535]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmbFqIWefcmaebc

[@nine_swish958]

@@doubledare4535 wut

[@TurtleExplosive]

@@nine_swish958 if only he did eat himself

[@KenH60109]

Vsauce:”Should you eat yourself?” 13 million people: “Interesting….”

[@KenH60109]

@gluconfix Neither can I. XD

[@nayd5043]

I don't know why I clicked this video but I just did

[@Universeberry]

You should eat yourself ⚡NOW!⚡

[@joethetomato275]

14m*

[@Chimpy.]

it's simple, i see Vsauce, I click.

[@iampurechaos]

me: reads title at 3 am *i don't need sleep* *I N E E D A N S W E RS*

[@yerwan5799]

Meeeeeeee

[@th3benster909]

i am pure chaos this is underrated

[@lilxenops4336]

*In school the next morning* I don't need answers I need sleep

[@iampurechaos]

@@lilxenops4336 i like this epic meme

[@wahl7837]

i am pure chaos look up how to sleep better. I did, it helps

[@montyfan9940]

Video: Mentions earth KZbin: F L A T E A R T H

[@redim777]

It's because of a misinformation in a video you watch or whatever. But, I still don't get it.

[@Tony_II]

@@redim777 No I think it appears when a video is about/mentions a topic. Example: A video mentions Area 51, so the thing leads you to area 51's Wikipedia page. But sometimes KZbin makes a mistake, like here, and links the wrong Wikipedia page.

[@nicolerobinson6282]

IKR lol

[@skozenbctd]

I dont think flat earthers know what a pool is

[@eistrashlikethee3472]

@@skozenbctd why?

[@jacksondecker6199]

Should you eat yourself? First, we need to ask... What is you?

[@siremiro3439]

Jackson Decker im a chicken

[@x15cyberrush9]

What is you? Or what you isn't

[@ansh6370]

@@siremiro3439 *Or are you?*

[@timberd1513]

FACTZ OVERDOSE *or was you?*

[@timberd1513]

FACTZ OVERDOSE *or will you*

[@Iskolya.]

Poor Zeff. Sawed his leg just to starve even more.

[@MonkeRunner6969]

Peg leg Zeff??

[@yahtforott4706]

Fire reference

[@Luffiest__]

Can't believe i found a one piece reference under a vsauce video

[@Rayleigheffects]

@@Luffiest__so true

[@corebroth8793]

*_I F I S H A V E D O F F M Y A R M_*

[@xyliadyck5290]

What

[@rckinetic9065]

:D

[@rubenleejohnsen2037]

"it would grow back the exact same length"

[@TroyGalviz]

So my arm grows back hmm okay ima try it *five minutes later* ahhhhhh grow back grow back

[@sahilkatarmal5599]

I saved you from devil likes by giving you a like. Your welcome.

[@Alex-mu6sm]

Vsauce titles be like: "Should You Eat Yourself?" "What Does Human Taste Like?" "How Much Can You Eat?"

[@pumpedupkicks7361]

next vsauce video: "best recipe for human flesh"

[@wolfegeist7808]

My next: what can you do without a brain?

[@XavierBronxHaloFernandez]

Julien Geist leave a reply asking what you can do without a brain

[@wolfegeist7808]

Xavier Fernandez what can you do without a brain?

[@XavierBronxHaloFernandez]

Julien Geist exactly what you just did

[@weird-assdoggo3554]

teacher: no eating in class kids at the back:

[@danifurka6790]

lol

[@T_Brown256]

lmao

[@johnjohnson3089]

Tofu is not a good idea for a long time but I think it’s a good idea to have a good meal with Michael

[@runitsacow]

R/cursedcomments

[@monoreiden_]

i was that one kid at the back and i used to peel off the outer skin on my fingertips and eat it

[@oxyharmonic]

Not to mention starvation and getting thinner is literally your body eating itself anyway, using that bodily mass to generate energy

[@spiceaddict7967]

yeah this is the best way to put it i think

[@rhqqn446fjnnbbc]

It's called autophagy

[@thine.]

"should you eat yourself?" it's not whether we *should* do it, it's whether we *can* do it

[@sdrawkcab_emanresu]

Why asking if we should, if the answer is obviously YES

[@mustafahaykal7742]

Florian Koch wait wtf

[@mustafahaykal7742]

@ramona’s shit show are you asking a new question or are you commenting about the video? Edit: sone typo

[@Sweetz21]

we can, we shouldn't

[@justaguy6437]

Yees

[@Ralphfish4]

Without watching any of this video yet, I'm gonna go ahead and hazard a guess that, no, you shouldn't eat yourself.

[@faran5823]

or is it?

[@Eudaletism]

What if you're an ouroboros?

[@7ofspades7]

This is Patrick I mean, even if they actually did comment this before watching, they had a 50% chance of being right...

[@danieldavis4700]

wow quite fucking obvious isn't it mate

[@mongrel6901]

Ralphfish4 *WRONG*

[@v345250]

His eyebrows have more personality than me

[@akazumi4553]

Lol

[@i_liekpotatoes420]

your pfp lol

[@JosiahFickinger]

At 0:57. You tell me why if everything is supposed to be straight, it is actually curved. Like say for instance, a Level used for buildings. Is that level actually straight or is it actually curved a microscopic amount? Riddle me this!

[@hubb8049]

@@JosiahFickinger for real?

[@JosiahFickinger]

@@hubb8049 That would make the most sense.

[@HalfPunch]

Oh you actually can look directly at eye floaties. With every turn of the eye they change position a bit. So with some time around 1-2 minutes you can "place" one oh them right infront of your vision point.

[@zk-nv2ei]

a real life shiny pokemon hunt

[@user-lk5mq1ki9n]

Short answer: No Long Answer: *Well....*

[@MrPicklekvGygA]

lol

[@fishjpeg]

Lol

[@gatitokawai3965]

Lol

[@artin0906]

lol

[@crazy_loc124]

Lol

[@theorange1729]

Could the bridge stay in place? Vsauce: No Also Vsauce: *Shows minecraft*

@@cord2706 yes, you can't talk about Notch and don't talk about minecraft

[@joshnotmaxedout3864]

@ yea cuz u know he MADE minecraft

[@james-xx2yg]

@@joshnotmaxedout3864 I think they know

[@naws69]

it is impossible in Minecraft that to happen. because there's no physics for it. there's only physics for water, lava and gravel i think.

[@james-xx2yg]

@@naws69 there also concrete powder

[@lucasjustice]

Me: alright let’s find out if I should eat myself Vsauce: Minecraft bridge gravity maths

[@MonkeyD._Luffy.]

Zeff really made a big mistake when he ate his leg to stay alive

[@disuko]

Lemme just shave off my arm real quick

[@kira7683]

So we have something to eat.

[@thaniabegum9688]

ahahahahahhh

[@vuilnisgod4388]

:\

[@gumbi365]

I heard that and whent straight to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@angie5656]

@@kira7683 ahhqhahha

[@rallo9635]

no I would not recommend it

[@commentbox5206]

How did your friend die? Oh, um... He ate himself.

[@MaxRaldin]

hi

[@leandradozier968]

Oh just think of the infections! Ughhhhh open wound, sepsis anyone?

[@swetcorn]

You say that as if you've done it before. Lolol.

[@Gabriel-he6ih]

But youtube did

[@mauricethegecko9700]

"Should you eat yourself?" Wasnt planning on it, but......

[@horselover4492]

yea

[@dogwithanaccount7419]

We might need to because of the COVID-19

[@AWP_Luka_H]

Yes get that meat out of there

[@Apersonl0l]

I mean dat ass looking kinda thicc tho

[@manutd.ftbl1998]

I was your 1k like. Your welcome

[@faisalrizvi2876]

I once read somewhere (in a children's magazine probably) that we human beings are capable of biting our own fingers off but our brain prevents us from applying the requisite pressure. Here's what a guy on the internet said about this question: "Biting through a finger requires so much force that attempts often lead to partial amputation; a bite that doesn't completely sever the finger. There are cases of fingers being bitten entirely off, but such an act requires extraordinary force, far greater than 200 newtons of carrot-cutting power."

[@cara-seyun]

Yeah, that’s just a malicious joke to try to get people to bite their fingers It’s like the idea that your brain won’t allow you to stab yourself, in an attempt to get gullible people (usually kids) to stab themselves

[@qzx55]

Looks through the fridge, no food. Going to bed hungry. Starts looking through food videos. Ends up with should you eat yourself? Cries.

[@js-yall]

Greedo go buy some food fam

[@grbgeslnger24]

Greedo start with finger nails then try getting into the skin lol

[@davestylehenry]

David Masse ya

[@marclance6224]

I have ate skin I ate the part near the Fingernail

[@deyanawoolley8993]

Do you have money for food?

[@j.c.d8768]

Vsauce “ no, you should not eat yourself.” The music in the background: 🕵️🌃🎷🎹

[@tobyisawesome]

Bahahaahahahahaha

[@moyashiishi]

why did you spoil it for me 😔

[@757simmer7]

?

[@geridax7027]

Or should you?

[@fariskhalid8200]

@@moyashiishi bruh momento

[@jamiemcmillan6742]

Saw this video at just the right time. I was literally about to cut my leg off and eat it. Close call

[@thebiggestz716]

merry second reply

[@vedantsridhar8378]

@@thebiggestz716 Bye-bye first reply!

[@greenberrygk]

Vsauce answering a question from Notch himself is the most 2013 thing I’ve ever heard

[@greenberrygk]

I swear I didn’t try to copy someone else’s comment it was a coincidence

[@SnowDragonSnow]

@@greenberrygk Hi, I am legodude's lawyer. we will sue u for 5 bobux for plagarism.

[@greenberrygk]

@@SnowDragonSnow 😢

[@eljot1092]

"My hair *(touches head),* em, what's left of it..."

[@raxusveritas]

My dad

[@lucasaurus]

Zachary Thompson you in a few years

[@raxusveritas]

@@lucasaurus Ha! My dear Lucasaurus, I'm afraid that I take after my mom's family more, which is known for heads full of hair

[@lucasaurus]

Zachary Thompson well then, good for you my dear friend! :)

[@hugebuffman3619]

@@raxusveritas That response was so... polite

[@binasco3914]

Me: I should probably sleep now Vsauce: Should you eat your self My brain: Ahh fuck we lost him

[@YoutubeHandle1244]

Happens to me I watch videos and play video games all evening then I realize it's 6 am in the morning

[@PCNebula]

@@KZbinHandle1244 pretty sure scientifical and research doesn't go together

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

@@PCNebula lol why?

[@hassaniq0777]

Lol

[@etiennelandry118]

Mission failed, We'll get him next time

[@lawrencereid3457]

**when you realise that this was made in 2013** *oh.*

[@dezusai9174]

When you realize it's still amazing

[@pseudo701]

Oh dude saame 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ScarlettesFuneral]

When you realize this channel hasn't been uploaded on in forever

[@MoBaK]

When you realize that it's true *Oh*

[@DaycaterBrah]

He’s busy with KZbin red

[@ayan_plush]

HE MET THE MINECRAFT MADER

[@IamAnik7]

Or did he ?😂

[@lityfity4197]

Title: Should you eat yourself? Vsuace halfway into video: *THE THING I LIKE ABOUT EYE FLOATIES*

[@maximillian5102]

lity fity that sounds like every Vsauce video ever

[@soldatpopol3589]

@@maximillian5102 WRYYYY!

[@tedan28]

@@soldatpopol3589 ZA WARUDOOOO!!!!

[@joechahoud5353]

WTF HE STARTED TALKIN ABOUT IT JUST MOMENTS AFTER I READ YOUR COMMENT

[@kyliim.8239]

lity fity I didn’t want to mess up the three 7’s so I didn’t like it 😂. But In my head I like the comment

[@imyinc]

All the vsauces together, maybe they will fuse and create a master sauce with knowledge and power to conquer the earth

[@mrdentalfloss2287]

isa chambers the master sauce is the lamb sauce

[@cursedvideos4005]

isa chambers oR wILl tHeY?¿

[@x_x5009]

isa chambers sounds like vsuace3

[@addiallred2895]

isa chambers they already have dun dun DUUUUUUUUNNNN

[@ChikensContent]

Lamb Sauce!

[@janrecina9878]

V-sauce answers all the questions you ask while you're high af

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Kinda true.

[@itspaused]

Underrated comment

[@Rayrayvyt]

@@itspaused ye

[@TheOneAndOnLEE.]

Truth

[@mustardroshi418]

Since when is being a cirious kid being high... Fokin potheads thinking everthing revolves around tham

[@bor_is_lov]

3:21 Vsauce showing how powerfull he is again: he can shave his arm off and it would grow back

[@lemonboiyoutube]

Vsauce: Our first question comes from Notch. Me: The What

[@zach7482]

Who's notch? I thought Hatsune Miku made Minecraft

[@goat6354]

@@zach7482 Who are hatsune miku?

[@zach7482]

@@goat6354 The creator of Minecraft

[@faderz_]

@@gieMbPalRt9410 no its hatsune miku

[@justadogwithagun6230]

@@gieMbPalRt9410 No it's Hatsune Miku

[@jtrudeau1506]

Should you eat yourself? One minute later we are learning about bridges and gravity. I love you, man

[@shatteredreality_513]

I love his style of thinking. He receives one single question, such as "Should you eat yourself?" and starts talking about other slightly-related scientific things, then brings it back down to the question at hand, using all of that other stuff he talked about to answer it.

[@ark_503]

5:44 Apple: introducing the new iFloatie

[@heaven_uman6389]

@Apple you are a 69

[@bxzzy1500]

Eye sold separately

[@Deuce_and_a_half]

I got recommended this 11 years later.

[@LazerLord10]

I can't see eye-floaties... Now I feel left out :(

[@tuxedomask1323]

they will float your way someday

[@eyesopen4053]

glad I don't have it

[@hamhasmech5893]

+Eyes Open its nothing bad lol...

[@musikoen8286]

me too: (

[@blakestrike3905]

+LazerLord10 try going outside and looking at a blue sky....if thats possible for you, just stare, dont move your eyes...usually thats quite affective

[@shubhanjanjoshi5580]

1:07 Vsauce: "would it float?" Me: yes! obviously its Minecraft...

[@wasifzakwan8722]

* Notch's problems require Minecraft solutions * 😁

[@splee3754]

XD

[@taboushy91]

That looks like Minecraft, but it’s not

[@lazypotato6743]

The earth is flat In minecraft

[@taboushy91]

@@lazypotato6743 yea that’s true

[@andreyleonel255]

*THIS THUMBNAIL THO*

[@cat23eattheegg]

XD

[@mardkam691]

It looks like he is pointing the middle finger like 😏🖕

[@bethroseparis3796]

Andrey Leonel its so beautiful

[@IeKeithFerdinandIjayaXIIMIPA]

Tagged photo

[@MrCubFan415]

Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

[@nikhilgarg9618]

1:50 Michael: There's no known material strong enough to build that kind of bridge. Nokia: Am I a joke to you?

[@official-obama]

nokia 3311

[@cringetv2153]

Hey Vsauce. Michael here. *WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?* Me: Uhhh I ate them

[@malojstoy]

CringeTV nie ma problemu

[@muhammadwaheed7196]

did you eat the nails with it?

[@skylermp1364]

How do you eat bone?

[@malojstoy]

@@skylermp1364 break i to pieces and shallow one by one

[@Platinum_XYZ]

the amount of likes

[@AghaNoor]

My question is: why doesn't Vsauce ever age?🤔

[@dr4876]

Because he eats himself

[@Hawkgaming-pv5wb]

Because when he was a baby, he was given immortality from the king of hell, legends say that the king is no longer alive since he gave all his immortality to vscauce

[@TheWatcher-j5o]

@@Hawkgaming-pv5wb Vsauce is that king, you *fool*

[@Hawkgaming-pv5wb]

@@TheWatcher-j5o lol that's just made up

[@Hawkgaming-pv5wb]

@@TheWatcher-j5o I made it to *TRY* entertaining at least someone or even anyone

[@Cr1zzt0ph4r]

Vsause: wraps rope around Earth FlatEarthers: impossible

[@Darkusaido]

it is possible

[@SirPauloV]

"your food tastes nothing" "And it serves 0 clients" "You should eat yourself now" -Gordon Ramsay probaly

[@heh.9166]

“what to do when you’re hungry ?” Google: order food on uber eats Bing:

[@myisha9254]

😆

[@ronitbambhabiya9927]

Bruh i commented the same and then saw ur comment

[@teninchtackler]

Actually, humans aren't the only animals to discover fire Literally every animal in the Amazon has

[@edmund8954]

I don't get it..........

[@teninchtackler]

The Amazon is on fire, and most of the animals have most likely seen it

[@Quindarious_Gooch_]

FancyBrick56 the Amazon was on fire***

[@sytharsenal]

Hol'up

[@tsuol7296]

Now this is my humor great job

[@juulcat4774]

me: i should do my homework vsauce: should you eat yourself? me: well well well let's find out

[@pramodpoddar1015]

*Insert husky with glasses here*

[@j_jizzle_69]

Ayy brother

[@LuciferAmoyai]

@@j_jizzle_69 *are brothers real* *should you smash your brother?* *should you cut your brother and eat* *are you real* *Is reality real?*

[@stephaniejohnson2191]

This is my exact situation rn lmao

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Lol

[@littlecandy7167]

Just watched this video again after many years. At the end were he talks about the scienc fair, and that its for 13-18 year olds, I thought "nope im 20 nothing for me" and than I realised, that I was 9 years old when this video came out... man does time fly by.

[@laultimarebanada]

"The hair on your head will not keep growing for ever; tipically around six years is the limit" So... tangled is a lie?

[@fabio-nc9gx]

well it's a fairytale...i assume it's the flower that keeps her hair magical and thus able to grow...forever?

[@gyrozeppeli00]

Magical hair that could heal blah blah blah, you know the stuff.

[@tori.mitchell]

La última rebanada. NO ITS M A G I C

[@thelegendarycomrade2739]

r/woooosh everyone in the comments

[@katipunan4212]

Thanks guys you just ruined the dreams of a Disney Pizza

[@ar9n]

day 906 of nofap: it has come to this

[@maple6894]

Lol

[@podlaskian]

Is that the polish flag with a hazard sign as your profile picture? I'm Polish too!

[@andik.9767]

906 days ... respect i already would eat myself insteed watching this video

[@Rusted_Obsidian]

Bitch if you make it that far then we need to give you trillions!@

[@sterbern6762]

Aran day 2 of nofap*

[@kackdackel9170]

"Should you eat yourself?" Suicidal cannibals: *I see this as an absolute win!*

[@ramilkhalilli4948]

Underrated.

[@garrynewman6211]

@@ramilkhalilli4948 The joke wasn’t that funny.

[@puppergump4117]

@@garrynewman6211 It'd be an interesting question for a veggie tales character

[@ramilkhalilli4948]

@@garrynewman6211 Very subjective, indeed!

[@timscoviac]

*Some animals don’t have that problem. Take a sheep for example. They just keep growing and growing and if they don’t get shaved it can actually suffocate them with heat exhaustion and kill them

[@yours12342]

Question: "Should you eat yourself?" Vsauce: "Well the Earth is spherical, so..."

[@CristianMartinez-rg9sz]

O o f

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

Sir Bomb "...no."

[@LaneMaster]

Go commit eat your self Habbo raiders

[@ikemoon127]

It's not spherical, it's ovoid.

[@youngsavage8181]

Nobody: Vsauce: Should you eat yourself?

[@mantaspaketuris6858]

No

[@memepristine8058]

@painful guitarist, please change your name to painful bassist

[@thomasjames5823]

Your name seems like those ones that Xbox (or some random game) would generate for you

[@ryugo7713]

Painful Guitarist actually somebody did ask that.

[@nowonmetube]

Actually many people asked this themselves not nobody. At least I asked this myself. That's enough to say you're 100% factually wrong. (But I know more people who did.)

[@ayakiria]

Absolutely losing it when said “if I were to shave my arm off” He still had a previous question on his mind when he answered this one it seems.

[@younggenos]

same lmao that got me dying 😂

[@Goatman_Gamer]

I thought the V in Vsauce was about to stand for Vore but alright.

[@brysen_squared]

I love how he used minecraft for notch’s question

[@Andominicus]

Ikr

[@aatif._.alamyt]

Lol

[@JayZeeeeeeee]

Shut up, asshole.

[@radenmassaidbaariq5797]

@@JayZeeeeeeee Woah dude,chill.

[@yee2343]

@@JayZeeeeeeee chill

[@zowskii5317]

Me: Tries to live my life VSauce: Should you eat yourself?

[@cohenbradbury8032]

Zowskii - how long can a toddler survive in a freezer

[@GhostofFarta]

@@PuhlReshaped it's one of his videos, not a made up comment

[@alejandrolopez1083]

If an orphan leaves the orphanage are they still an orphan

[@alejandrolopez1083]

@@PuhlReshaped no I mean if they grow our of it

[@Digitalis-Doom-From-Above]

How to bury the survivors

[@reymax9053]

Short answer: no Long answer: no V sauce answer: Should you?...no Real answer: no

[@skye648]

The actual answer: No, but do what you want with those children of yours

[@ihatewerewolves1832]

@@skye648 Thats messed up

[@fusk7799]

@@skye648 How are you still alive?

[@skye648]

Ashlone Fusk Jesus gifted me with internet after my death

[@fusk7799]

@@skye648 I see

[@privateerbouncher9622]

Vsauce: Should you eat yourself? Homer Simpson: Yes

[@legolasgreenleaf5244]

"Should You Eat Yourself?" - Uhm sir, this is a Wendy's

[@CallenderMan]

"Yes"

[@squishy77wah78]

Wendy's: soylent green and more

[@collincoolisGOATED]

“Yes hello welcome to a horrible fast food restaurant”

[@metamorphicblood]

Windy’s ol’ fayshioned human burgers, best in the binness.

[@potatoslayer15years26]

Painfully unfunny

[@home-nl7wh]

3:28 "my hair, or what's left of it" LMAO

[@ryan_69420]

Me: * falls asleep watching KZbin with auto play on* KZbin before going to sleep: PewDiePie KZbin in the morning: Should you eat yourself???

[@nonec384]

Like once i endup on a carton sexy clickbat tumb

[@lourdesirlanda6099]

@@nonec384 english please? nothing you said made ANY sense.

[@candyanddarkside]

@@lourdesirlanda6099 I think it's supposed to mean something like "Like once I ended up on a sexy cartoon thumb"

[@MoBaK]

@@candyanddarkside no shit?

[@MoBaK]

@@lourdesirlanda6099 it means I once, ended up on a cartoon sexy clickbait tUmB I think he means thumbnail by tumb Or something mike that

[@MacElMasMancoDeTodos]

VSauce explaining Minecraft Redstone is something I'd pay to see

[@madhu5465]

them good old days when vsauce uploaded free content

[@pocketglove]

How

[@Kosaro1234]

@@pocketglove He's had a KZbin original series for a few years now that you can watch if you have youtube premium or red or whatever it's called nowadays. The series is great but people don't like that he's making less free videos

[@PLEISTRIUS]

He makes money out of it, spends it to buy stuff, to visit places, to experience new things as individual. Thats how it works nowadays. Freedom costs and u need money to buy it. #Sad#VsauceFan

[@bruceturnbull4219]

Madhu Hey everybody if you haven’t realized by now Michael uploads daily on the DONG channel.

[@ffuuu2018]

Ever heard of D.O.N.G channel?

[@Leah-uf2mf]

Me: Hey Michael? Michael: yeah? Me: Should you eat yourself? Michael: *Yesnt*

[@Blizzty]

Oof, i'm your 69 th like

[@Leah-uf2mf]

@@Blizzty o.o how does 10 year old me understand that joke.

[@arandomstreetcat]

Michael*

[@Leah-uf2mf]

@@arandomstreetcat Oh thanks, Ima change it real quick-

[@vintager3333]

Tired_Milo you understand that because you must be smarter than an Average 10 year old or it’s that you heard/watch inappropriate stuff.

[@bliffity2692]

The face made in the thumbnail matches the title perfectly.

[@thegoldenllama8787]

Ikr!

[@nnapstyy]

made me laugh a lot

[@elizaj6499]

😂😂😂💕❤️

[@normanhayward3990]

I think the thumbnail changed

[@emsytraut]

KZbin algorithm recommends some *strange* stuff once the algorithm clocks that you’re a nerd. …But I’m here for it.

[@thevindurathnaweera]

i totally agree

[@steampunknoodles]

So... long story short; Should You Eat Yourself? No.

[@eshansingh1]

Clemens Hoste My god, when you say it like that, it sounds so obvious.

[@clairsmith226]

Exactly. I knew it. I heard once that the reason cannibals appear insane and unreasonable is because there's an illness that only affects humans, and you can only get it if you eat someone.

[@clairsmith226]

Clair Smith So, Vsauce. Am I right to believe this? Or am I wrong, and you could eat people?

[@deoxys8905]

Clair Smith If you did then your a cannibal.

[@steampunknoodles]

wtf is happening

[@micharyciak7237]

Should you eat yourself? Second later: What if we exploded bridges all over Earth?

[@generalgrievous3133]

*oll*

[@SleepyC0bra]

Ah yes *OLL*

[@hitkid2456]

*Ｏ・Ｌ・Ｌ*

[@micharyciak7237]

lmao sorry

[@SleepyC0bra]

Michał Ryciak this is the first time I’ve done the ‘ah yes’ comment and they’ve actually corrected it. nice

[@emilykrey5319]

“Violently hoola-hooping” Imma just leave this here

[@ID-su6cv]

69 likes nice

[@747simmer4]

@@ID-su6cv i know i dont want to like it

[@rectaltickler8303]

Delete it fucker

[@84ambar]

@@rectaltickler8303 why?

[@deadlybunz]

@@rectaltickler8303 2 months later ok

[@lunea-0]

00:04 Adding just six meters of extra rope would cause the entire rope to not fit snugly around the earth, but one meter above it, all the way around. 01:00 A bridge built around the Earth and destroyed would not float due to gravity variations. 01:56 Eating your own leg when stranded 02:48 Keeping a limb on your body is more beneficial than eating it due to the efficiency of the body's energy reserves. 03:48 Humans have head hair that grows long but body hair that stops at a certain length. 04:43 Long head hair may be a result of early humans picking mates with longer hair on their heads. 05:47 Eye floaters are microscopic and leave a shadow on the retina 06:40 Check out Google Science Fair for an amazing competition

[@faustsc]

Watching this at 3 am be like: “..ok”

[@Mr.Spindle]

Can confirm

[@falcon5219]

Its 1:44 am for me rn

[@user-oh1mk6qq8u]

I saw this comment at 3 am..

[@user-oh1mk6qq8u]

Creepy

[@faustsc]

@@user-oh1mk6qq8u hmm

[@ebraheem6025]

I love how notch's question was answered with minecraft and squares lol

[@PersonManManManMan]

The attention to detail

[@demodertf2]

Notch left minecraft tho

[@demodertf2]

@Penciil Lol in da old ver of minecraft, their use to be a splash Dat says happy birthday Notch but since he left mojang, Dat splash doesn't exist anymore

[@pigkat7716]

@Penciil Lol Why do you think he isn't the ceo of Mojang anymore?

[@_sadcatt]

this video is so old yet people continue to watch them lol

[@prestonang8216]

I ain’t fat, just in a high gravity zone.

[@morbidfvk]

TheRoyalGallade [TRG] yea same

[@healthya7975]

You are the high gravity zone

[@diacriticsrue260]

You can still be fat with low gravity

[@HarryBridle-pq3ek]

The 'Wolf saying I need to go to the badger shop's made me laugh

[@Endhog]

Short answer: Yes. Long answer: YEEEEEESSSS

[@CherriiCakes]

Endhog, the funny thing is that the answer is actually "no" xD

[@TaccRaccoon]

Endhog you want long ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribucttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5iWXmCNjq1ribs

[@bangotrue1089]

*WhAt DoEs HuMaN TaStE LikE*

[@desiree2401]

Endhog long answer: YAAS QUEEN YOU SLAY 'EM QUEEN

[@paper2222]

Heh, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.com

[@anaveragecanuck356]

“Should You Eat Yourself?” Recommended for you. 🤦‍♂️

[@hellothere3090]

REcOmeNDEd By sNAkE oiL DoT cO, TruSt US oR DiE

[@temmiecans6402]

lmao

[@noahfzx]

420 likes

[@PeridotFacet-FLCut-XG-gv4jt]

An AvErAge CuNUck

[@starxdust8621]

I’ve seen you before

[@mg-tn2ch]

wikipedia is not a reliable source - my history teacher *so*

[@WiloPolis03]

As much as Wikipedia has improved over the years, will it ever ask the question *"should you eat yourself"* ?

[@fuzzola8809]

h Jellybean it’s not

[@viktorstark7974]

h Jellybean history fair?

[@miannekahkol9556]

@@fuzzola8809 It's more reliable than traditional encyclopedias are

[@fuzzola8809]

Mr Penguin oh ok

[@SamDalorian1875]

This is the most Vsauce question Vsauce has ever Vsauced.

[@katiagrella7035]

*I sure hope I don't hear a wolf say, "Wow, look how long my hair is getting! I better get to the barber shop!" anytime soon...*

[@arbitraryvideos707]

I do

[@HauntFreak13]

Why not??

[@katiagrella7035]

@@HauntFreak13 BECAUSE ID BE SCARED SHITLESS

[@raxusveritas]

Furries

[@colezuzu4903]

@@raxusveritas Hm~?

[@AlwaysL1t]

Wolf: "My hair's getting really long... I should go to the barber shop." Me: "Yeah, it's getting kinda WILD." Sorry for the bad joke... Lol

[@JosueAlejandro1]

You Savage

[@ZeroArtsMade]

+Anish Shrivastava -ba-dum tss..- for you m8, just for the pun lol

[@ridofchris]

Lol it's okay

[@tibayonex4505]

Ba-Dumb-Tss 4 u xD

[@ZeroArtsMade]

AC GumBa04 "Dumb"?

[@amritpalsingh517]

who else was surprised by 1759 wikipedia volumes? I mean, that's basically a fraction of a library and it seems to contain like everything!

[@TheRemixDenuo]

Probably because a lot of the information in a library is redudent.

[@Namajaff]

The Great Potato thank you that was so helpful like jeez that one letter was soooooooooooooooo confusing

[@justawatchin2]

Try looking at Wikipedia pages for branches of linguistics, for example - you don't find much. Certainly not typically more than a few pages of printed text.

[@xKarnage74]

No, not really. Articles have a few pages of text on average, less than a book obviously. It's not that surprising.

[@maxcarvalho3202]

Amritpal Singh first these volumes are pretty compact and the letters are small, also 1759 books is a lot , only big libraries have this much , i personally hardly ever go to big libraries so idk

[@davestrrr]

Havanese dogs have hair (they have hair, not fur) that seems to keep growing and will drag on the floor if not cut. Not sure if it ever stops though.

[@-Tidae]

"Should you eat yourself?" Me biting my nails waiting for the answer:

[@gdtayfrogfroglet5183]

Haha :)

[@krishna2803]

_i see myself in this comment_

[@-Tidae]

@@krishna2803 i assume u look good then?

[@krishna2803]

@@-Tidae i'm ugly :C

[@-Tidae]

@@krishna2803 dont say that :v

[@alexandrezeddam7817]

You should have said that BEFORE I started eating my forearm.

[@Kyle111]

He said it 5 years ago

[@cooki3z309]

@@Kyle111 He said that 4 months ago

[@ShadowTanky]

@@cooki3z309 He said that 1 day ago

[@cooki3z309]

@dog you said that 2 hours ago

[@jamesramirez0408]

@@cooki3z309 Vsauce said it in 2:13 ...

[@skizze..]

You know, if you were to go through Michael's channel titles with a police officer, he would be imprisoned.

[@mobilplus4348]

I love how this got recommended after 10 years

[@Karma-ji6ud]

There's something strangely funny about a wolf saying "Wow, look how long my hair is getting, I better get to the barber shop."

[@itskb2891]

Theres a whole fandom about that kind of stuff

[@BVK.]

God DAMN the curries furries

[@iloveamerica606]

69th like

[@jacobwansleeben3364]

@@itskb2891 I could absolutely see Legosi saying something like that :3

[@itskb2891]

@@jacobwansleeben3364 Yes

[@ArchHarmony]

11M people: *reads title* “I mean i am pretty hungry 🤔”

[@josiahl1086]

Underrated comment

[@karachoto]

i was actually eating when i came across this video lol

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

@@josiahl1086 is this a knockoff Justin Y.?

[@cadabreon6743]

@@karachoto Yo, share leg bro. I am hungry.

[@Asparagus893]

@@turtlesrprettycool3379 not a knockoff the pfp is almost same

[@Undercover628]

Imagine eating your leg and shitting then saying: that's my leg lmao

[@flappyblock]

That's a genius idea, i think i should do it 🤔

[@Acoustic_Screecher]

@@flappyblock tell us how it goes

[@senorpepper3405]

Stephen King wrote a short story where a doctor gets washed up on a deserted island with a kilo of hero ine. He eventually uses the drug as a anesthetic and eats his foot. He goes insane. It's called survivor type.

[@confusedredditor1660]

@@senorpepper3405 yikes

[@senorpepper3405]

@@confusedredditor1660 it's a good story. He's gotta a bunch of em.

[@ResBlix]

5:16 It also seems that when looking at UV lights it amplifies the effect somehow. When I look at a UV light I get more eye floaties then looking at the sky. That leads me to believe that the reason you see eye floaties when looking at the sky is because the eye floaties are visible in UV light. So if this is true then if there is more eye floaties in your eyes then normal when looking at the sky, wear some sunscreen