Shower thoughts🤯

Shower thoughts🤯 #randomfacts #shorts

[@hoodashivanie]

So, how come I don’t get any custody of my children mosquitoes?

[@georgeglass3680]

Child support?

[@Beautiful_Turkish_Angora_Kitty]

I mean, this fact is true..

[@Multiuniverse_FemaleYn]

NAH BRO

[@Anand-N]

Plz take as many as u want with u

[@Maddie-tu5ml]

Bro I want custody of Billie Millie bob sue Jack harry liam Edna Eunice Betty este Marjorie Daniel Delilah Alana Jessica mikayla rob stewart Kevin Susan Lilly Lucy Eddie and Taylor

[@bradysikolia]

"The number of people older than you will never increase." That hit hard.

[@Tur1tle]

@@marvelmatt6bro they said “The number of people older than you will NEVER INCREASE” which is true

[@NxliLuvz]

*spawns a random 56 year old man* will it tho?

[@emilyzoemarkaryan8886]

@@NxliLuvz that’s what I was thinking

[@Tokitomuichiro-dz3rq]

​@@Tur1tleI don't get it could you explain me? English isn't my first language

[@finnle5817]

Theoretically, the number of people older than you CAN increase, Einsteins Theory of Relativity mentions a thing called time dilation, that means that time is affected by 2 things, gravity and velocity, if you are moving at light speed or are at a place with massive gravity, time would tick slower for you. But wouldn’t that mean that if a person that is just a tiny bit younger than you, traveled to a place where there is less gravity and or even less motion than on earth the person would age faster and would eventually become older than you? (it also works the other way around if you are at a place with high gravity or high velocity)

[@judahyisrael1343]

“Bullets only do their job AFTER they’re fired.” 😂😂😂

[@nikki1192]

Bars

[@shameikasmith2910]

​@@nikki1192I was going to say that sounds like something WAYNE WOULD SAY...😂😂❤

[@TheOneAndOnlyAmerica]

Guns don't hurt people it's the bullet that hurts the person

[@IsmaelParedes-uo5go]

Play halo

[@Sassmasterviv]

I think there's something about an officer in there.

[@jasmineleigh6846]

“Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood” 😂😂

[@Jiggerjaw]

Least accurate one.

[@chrisspybae]

​@@Jiggerjaw it's just a joke

[@Ceja914]

Water is literally what a ice cube is made of so since a pool is filled with water, that’s why they say that “Ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood

[@Ceja914]

Technically WATER

[@closefar3195]

@@Ceja914👊🏿

[@singsongsign]

"Bullets only do their job after they're fired" That was clever.

[@NordicGaming-x]

Yo I'm your 500th like. Ya welcome

[@rjnash3337]

I literally didn’t fully get it until I read your comment. Now I’m like… 💡 moment

[@Thedirtylittlesecret]

When you take a dump it’s almost always a big one. 😆

[@davidrobinson9528]

That’s wild to me

[@mbk8488]

@@rjnash3337same I’m stoOpiD toO

[@recreantjournals6723]

That thief one was crazy

[@stevebailey8890]

It makes no sense. I thought it was clever but than you think about it and it one of the dumbest things you’ve ever heard 😂

[@dietmilk2676]

@@stevebailey8890thats the point. Just like the “3rd world country” one, its a joke but still kind of interesting to think about

[@babygroot8023]

@@stevebailey8890I mean it does make sense, without sick people there are no drs, without broken cars there are no mechanics, and without valuables you are of no use to a thief so they actually do wish for you (the person they’re robbing) to be very prosperous in your life so that they would have more to steal 😂

[@kodak-5677]

​@@babygroot8023okay that makes sense

[@TsurfBangz]

@@babygroot8023nah still doesn’t make sense, thief’s don’t wish prosperity, they steal with no conscious

[@user-wv1ww1es5h]

"But only a theif wishes you prosperity " That was personal 💀💀

[@recxilx]

Thief*

[@fidgetgirl7912]

Because they hope you have good things in your house

[@yessrodd]

who else did the first one just to make sure 😂

[@carsonknighten6804]

It didn’t work 😭

[@itsyagurlmyabiach4718]

Me lol

[@opheliasun4918]

If you close your eyes and loosely curl your fingers, it doesn’t line up. So cool that we line them up without thinking

[@EliMortensen-xw1lx]

It didn't work 😭

[@TruCunt]

Only a thief wishes you prosperity took me to my thoughts. 💭

[@dezzy8751]

Ion get it I was boutta comment that same thing

[@TruCunt]

@@dezzy8751 it’s true. Think about it. A thief only wishes you have valuable things so that they can take it. In order to have valuable you have to have money. Hence wishing you prosperity. Lol you get it

[@juniorboiii8466]

I never thought of it like that 😅

[@DaughterofaKing1]

Exactly

[@MohamedBouah]

😂😂😂😂😂‼️

[@AngelMarlvinAnnor-wt8kn]

"Only thieves wish you prosperity "damn that hit hard 😢

[@dabeezankles2232]

i don't get it

[@davidharrison7014]

​@@dabeezankles2232They want you to have LOTS of expensive things!

[@Nita-dt4mm]

​@@dabeezankles2232they want you rich in order to steal what you have.

[@francismcgowan5915]

​@@dabeezankles2232 A thief needs you to be prosperous so they have something to steal from you

[@jastoAHAVA]

​@@dabeezankles2232 they want good things to steal so they wish you "prosperity" so they can take it for themselves.

[@jaemartinmusic]

Mosquitos better start giving me Father's Day gifts...

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

For me Mother’s Day. God I have so many babies

[@CycloneGunworks]

"bullets only do their job after their fired" 😅 took me a sec

[@deucedeuce333]

Hey no English nazis corrected on "they're" very surprised. Guess ppl are realizing when we know what u mean that's all that matters.

[@Radiohead_fan18]

they’re*

[@ThatOneSweat_TJ]

SAME

[@Hallowspirit-ww3ni]

Same bro

[@Stinkfly300]

Bro I was like why is everyone saying that line but once I got it it’s a bar

[@Seussz]

"taxes are just yearly subscriptions to the country you live in" had me pondering 🤔 😂

[@dietmilk2676]

Your childhood is the 18-year free trial

[@randomgamerdude98]

Then he said childhood is a free trial lol

[@SA-ey6nt]

​@@randomgamerdude98free for you maybe, but not your parents still, nothing's free

[@randomgamerdude98]

@@SA-ey6nt yeah

[@irienerd8178]

FORCED subscriptions most of the tax money goes to other countries or people that are owed NOTHING by this country.

[@Ducks4life0]

Erasers die because of your mistakes hit hard

[@ShadowGir014]

if no one made any mistakes there would not be erasers

[@stinkyfish8357]

In other words , eraser is Jesus?

[@Mr.KisutneRift]

Me being an artist

[@GhostyMemes]

You dont need to have a mistake to use an eraser. An eraser solely for finishing up an art piece? Erasing marker lines and erasing something to draw another thing only, not getting rid of mistakes?

[@BridgetRoss-qb8ib]

@@stinkyfish8357 no

[@Blackman0321]

The part that fucked me up was the mosquitoes. We fathers and mothers to mosquitos out here 😂

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

That last one was one hell of a shower thought…

[@MckenzieLee-dx6or]

Not me yelling at a misquote for a divorce😂

[@DaNiceGuy]

Wait, we technically sleep with mosquitoes, and after that, the lay eggs, which you become father by sleeping with mosquitoes 💀

[@vermillionnobody2121]

You can clap her again to never see her 😂

[@ratafafafafafafaf]

STOP.@@DaNiceGuy

[@rachana5755]

​@@DaNiceGuyyou got me thinking

[@Blaaaaaaah224]

😮

[@silentstreamr]

"Brooo... If you wear a shirt inside out, the whole universe is wearing it except for you."

[@Mayzo_D]

Whaaaat?????

[@byronspears9395]

😳Puff puff pass😶‍🌫️🌬️😇

[@MineCraft-nz9pg]

😂😂😂😂

[@nickyjorg]

I like it

[@baabaablacksheep4247]

True, true.

[@napstercookies7648]

Bro, im 13, and that was deeper than the deep end of my paddling pool

[@blaisesharpe2760]

“Bullets only do their job after they are fired.” I’m using that.

[@Carter_the_fox]

"Your eraser dies because of your mistakes" that got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@J040PL7]

Someone needs to start an eraser company called Jesus.

[@AM45932]

No it didn’t

[@A_warrior_in_the_making]

I use a pen 😅

[@heitorlopes1274]

Now instead of laughing think of that eraser as trust with someone you love would you still want to be making mistakes? I found that out the hard way. Please remember this it’ll help you.

[@truthinfun1009]

"Childhood is just a trial" That hits hard man💀

[@notanarchitect1]

Can I cancel mine?

[@truthinfun1009]

@@notanarchitect1 most of the people cancel that on purpose and thinks they can play the game without the trial but don't know if they miss the trial they will loose this game call life.... GAME OVER😌

[@Gertrude_the_rat]

What about in the olden days when the children worked in the coal mines?

[@babydollneo]

The tax one is wild 😂

[@the_olufash]

Bro hit us with hard facts real fast. 😅

[@ImAVAAAAA]

The mosquitoes father **While me being female**

[@QHu-kx1tr]

Fr

[@taraj5789]

then it would be mother

[@freyahasencio5734]

Same

[@user-ir7is7fd6f]

its FEMALE mosquitoes are the only that drink blood and lay eggs@@taraj5789

[@ifearnosweat]

Lol I mean male sea horses are the ones to give birth. Prolly not the same thing but i guess just cuz he birthed them doesn't make him the mom.

[@anonymous-je7nb]

"im not legal age" Tell that to mosquitoes☠️

[@nidhinwilson3149]

😂😂

[@bernadetteleonard4940]

🤣🤣💀

[@Shawn-vh6dp]

The mosquitoes one is wild😂💀

[@ConnerTakak]

The mosquito part got me dying 😂

[@sagorikadebnath811]

"THE ERASER SLOWLY DIES BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKES" left me feel guilty Edit:My reaction getting 600 likes be like:👁️👄👁️

[@PartyLikeIts1776]

I thought he said "razor", so thanks for clarification.

[@Nevermind-gj1xj]

Idk why I haven't finished a single eraser my whole life 💀💀 they just get lost or something else..

[@CrimsonUnicorn25]

​@@Nevermind-gj1xjSameeee

[@leannezezeski-sass2773]

I eat my erasers, I never grew out of it from a kid

[@gttb-zq4it]

That's why I use pen.. 😅

[@_MyMelodyxKuromi_]

"Your eraser slowly die because of your mistakes" That hits hard😢 Edit 1: omg I've never had thus many likes Edit 2: wow 1.2k

[@user-yx2uz7fg9u]

Actually it’s e razor lol

[@anthonynwabu-td5id]

@@user-yx2uz7fg9uno it’s not

[@vksubramaniam3889]

Puts me into deep thought

[@venthejett]

​@@user-yx2uz7fg9uplease tell me you are joking

[@AvectusExolir101]

Nah mistakes makes me stupid.

[@jillianadkins8905]

I’m still not paying child support on those mosquitoes

[@zachryder3150]

That thief one is amazing

[@animationmusicals]

''Childhood is a free trial'' *Faint laughter from Peter Pan in the distance*

[@mashy712]

Peter Pan is like someone who mod their “free trial” to be stuck on trial mode and auto aging off.

[@bagelthegarbagehuman]

@@mashy712or he stole someone's credit card to get the yearly subscription that no one else has access to

[@Geralt_of-Rivia]

Creepy

[@Yagami_Takuya]

Nah , that mosquitoe fact litrelly made me think me about my life 💀 Edit : got 759 likes still none even notice that I used me* twice in the comment and also worng written litrelly* and mosquito*

[@Beth20043]

I don't get how a thief wishes you prosperity?

[@bottlemanepic3781]

​@thecontroversialfriend5339 a thief wishes you prosperity so they have more valuable stuff to steal from you

[@asponon]

Well that was just wrong so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@bemnetnetsanet5586]

ikr

[@hollybowman9453]

Ik

[@haise8810]

Lmao the thief one is hilarious

[@WLH-ss2qw]

"Only a thief wishes u prosperity". Damn that shit is legit

[@shanefranzen8519]

Everybody gangsta til the mosquitos call asking you to pay child support 😳

[@SkilasSkilasGaming]

New fear unlocked

[@FayaAntsOfficial]

So thats why they keep coming back at me 🤦🏽‍♂️ fuxin child support

[@emgo-at7398]

Trust me with all the blood u giving u basically paying two for the price of one lol 😂😂😅

[@joshstixxfata]

😂😂

[@princepersona]

you mean blood support! lol.

[@serenazhang3000]

Me standing in the shower thinking shower thoughts now 😂

[@curiouscove_]

😂

[@Megalovania254]

lmao

[@ralegade7710]

With your phone in your hand? What are you doing in the shower? Show me your phone and don’t close any tabs.

[@Gertrude_the_rat]

My shower thought consist of everything i hate about myself.

[@skyyguns]

I’m gonna be paying 2 mil in child support for all those damn mosquitoes 💀😭

[@LimitingAbyss1]

Ok ngl, these are bars but that thief one was crazy 😂

[@LonardieMatendo-uu7xr]

The vanilla and chocolate fact hit hard😐😅

[@wi77iama773n]

I see a lot of people want to ignore that one lol

[@Selinasdevil]

I’d assume that was decided strictly due to race

[@Dragon_Tamer_kenlonb30]

​​@@Selinasdevilprobably

[@ElDuderinoh]

@@Selinasdevilincorrect

[@kinabalucat]

Seems like we have different society. Vanilla is pure white in the middle, nothing, no taste. The opposite is between chocolate and strawberry

[@nathanvega6281]

There’s no way in hell I’m paying mosquito child support 😂

[@lucygardiner7594]

*knock knock* "its the IRS"

[@roennreeds]

This is actually good content

[@Ayotheresjayjay]

The first one bout fingers got me blown😂😂😂

[@markhoffart622]

"...Every country is a third world country."😂😂😂

[@ncprimetime]

we are compared to the rest of our solar system citys

[@ludwigsmovieclips5923]

No, but they're third planet countries.

[@Reed_21]

he copied this video from another video

[@jssaidwhat5771]

This is actually one of the best ones made!👏

[@thedreflacko]

Yes but my fingers don't line up

[@kevingantt3882]

I agree I'm saving this one😂😂

[@liliuokalanifoilefutu4811]

I instantly stopped and almost through up on the mosquito part... 😭😭😭

[@yarn_freak]

"Why did society decide that chocolate is the opposite of vanilla?" I wanna say smtg but I would be in jail if I did

[@marieduran6286]

That last fact sent me to my thoughts.

[@JadeGonzalez-ek7hh]

"so how many children do u have " "Oh over a million and all of them are mosquitoes "

[@octavio0390]

Taxes as a yearly subscription is a funny thought 😂

[@haalandjr6524]

Who else just watches these videos for the satisfying clips?! 😂💀

[@jupitahr]

Me!

[@isabellachaustre6741]

Me 😂😂😂

[@hamzayar5418]

Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@onlysvpernatural]

It’s satisfying til you find that ONE clip 💀

[@nimzi4479]

You're serious?😂

[@Nightlight67435]

I guess im a father of a million mosquitos 💀 Thx for the likes y’all 😁

[@RandomFax101]

Same bro😂

[@BloodyBamPot]

Thanks a lot jerk

[@Kalani.does.anything]

I’m a mother of sextillion mosquitoes

[@RandomFax101]

@@Kalani.does.anything 🤣

[@Kalani.does.anything]

:D

[@LostAnFound]

The eraser got me 😂

[@dracotrapstar]

My high ass was just playing with my hands after that first one 😂

[@texasswade8453]

This is a brilliant format. Most of us have to watch it more than once to get it all.

[@riffraff7942]

I’ve never thought of chocolate as the opposite of vanilla

[@marieduran6286]

And vanilla is the opposite of chocolate.

[@n0cr3w5ad3r]

​@@marieduran6286It isn't.

[@puspasaha8645]

Then you're just... Just not a part of the society 😅 (as a joke)

[@austinbown7224]

me neither

[@itachiff4086]

Black and white 😂

[@tomaszkacperski1968]

I was breathing normally until the ice cube 🧊 😂

[@melo3916]

Imagine me running around the studio hollering after Maury reads out my mosquito paternity results

[@KarmaKitten5060]

The last one got me 😭 I'm now thinking about life 😭

[@jackkelly7855]

About time what took you so long

[@KarmaKitten5060]

@@jackkelly7855 ...what?

[@icyunvme2400]

@@KarmaKitten5060I guess it’s been on their mind forever

[@KarmaKitten5060]

@@icyunvme2400 I guess yeah 😂❤️

[@SHAQ977]

People with Benjamin Button's have a thing to say about that

[@grimstravels3416]

I usually hate these kind of videos but this was actually interesting!

[@ashleyhamilton6855]

That question about chocolate being decided by society as the opposite of vanilla was deep on so many levels

[@dcigsfan2306]

I’m still starting at my even curled fingers through the whole short 😂

[@warriortank7887]

Had to watch it twice because i was fascinated with my fingers lol

[@AndyGarcia-ty3xb]

The comment I was looking for 😂😂 me too

[@jamesflanagan1509]

Fatcts how when u curle them they the same size

[@racoming1035]

Except they don't. Mine don't line up.

[@denasellick6694]

Your eraser slowly dies because of your mistakes You didn’t have to say that so casually💀

[@martynmcavoy372]

Ngl someone said that in my class and I said back well that’s why erasers disappear when you touch them and even teacher went crazy lol

[@ericmelvin4491]

Me and erasers have alot in common 😢😂

[@Mikekindafunny]

“I have a half uncle that’s a mosquito”

[@JimskiBeatz]

Damn the older quote is crazyyy 😂

[@justplainsadness]

“You are one third their father” Tell them I’m leaving with the milk then 😂

[@Megalovania254]

Perfection

[@user-mm3kj5pw7e]

Bro really said " In the 4 minutes and 11 seconds. Jins backshots are immortal"💀💀💀

[@rita_clairexx]

The eraser one made my heart skipped a beat

[@alexanderaguilar6266]

Nah the eraser one was personal😂

[@xuremomni4661]

For some reason... That eraser was looking real edible.

[@airriongalloway6998]

Bro just shattered everybody who watched this video world. 😂

[@adamt253]

I had to go to counseling after watching this. 😂

[@BLACKOMEGA]

BRO SPITTIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BOBBYCAT34]

IM A FUCKING FATHER OF A MOSQITO WHAT THE FUCK!!

[@CatKenny123]

Oh hell naw, I ain’t finna be no bugs baby daddy 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[@AlexWininger]

The thumb 💀☠️

[@Randomizer.gaming]

The amount of people older than you can only decrease when someone dies

[@Randomizer.gaming]

@@tessathomasthat-edit-kid yes lol

[@jigglyjellyjaspy2728]

Y’all can’t actually hear he said increase not decrease

[@carlglasow4785]

Listening is hard

[@JimskiBeatz]

What he said was facts

[@TYLER-ff1fj]

When someone older than you dies, the amount of older people decreases. That one is true.

[@paullumpkin6795]

Dude….. this is the one!!!! Wwooww

[@howie57873]

Bro hit a blunt before he went in the shower 😂😂😂😂

[@Raven5922]

If child hood is a free trial I'd like to cancel my subscription

[@eugenemay2370]

The ice cube one got me

[@TheMysteriousE790]

We’re all gangsta until we have to start paying child support for mosquitoes

[@yessyvaldez5713]

Copycat

[@kallesoininen557]

Yeah

[@user-lv4pq4fo4m]

the thief one just 💀

[@oamunkres2884]

That last one hit hard.

[@user-vj8xt7hh3i]

My brain is in pain, that old people fact hit too hard 😢

[@Rao54168]

"Childhood is a free trial" nothing can hurt me more🥀

[@spokentruth5909]

Not to kids in Gaza

[@lagachu1]

Juvenile lockup exists.

[@triplemoondragon9880]

Being high and listening to that was insane 😅

[@St4rNitr0Dios]

That last one slaped tho

[@Br34D34TA]

Damn some of these were actually pretty deep ngl

[@tonyb.2341]

No they are not.

[@johntuitoga3163]

"But only a thief wishes you prosperity" got me laughing🤣🤣

[@Choibeomgyuux]

The mosquitoes has been fucking with us the whole time😭😭

[@Stay_Army_101]

We're all indirectly toji cause we don't pay child support 😂

[@gxrlonweb]

I was not ready for the mosquito one ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Fia711]

Chocolate is the opposite of vanilla bc one’s white and one’s bla-

[@ikeokeke1759]

Hahahaha

[@PamelaTaylor-ll8gg]

Vanilla is actually dark

[@renalynarceno9908]

@@PamelaTaylor-ll8ggwdym it like dirty white

[@ChangbinsBestie60]

LMAO 💀😭🤚

[@ikeokeke1759]

That’s true @@PamelaTaylor-ll8gg

[@kobyb888]

The thief one smacked my brain relatively hard

[@Brooklyn-ur1dk]

If vanilla and chocolate ice cream were made in the 1700’s, I could understand why people could call them opposites💀

[@mariyw.4609]

Chocolate is dark and vanilla is light. Those are opposites so we consider chocolate and vanilla opposites

[@user-ui9qy6cw5y]

"our fingers all line up when you curl them in" My fingers: ----- ------- ------ -----

[@davidslife989]

Nope that fact is wrong. Yep!