Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind (Part 2)

[@zoefleming8213]

0:40 she also calls herself an explorer but is constantly lost and asking us for help

[@gjk-arts5855]

Zoe Fleming oh my gosh so true

[@reeceb4301]

I agree with you got you know Jenny Chi

[@cy6eriaa]

And Dora is 4 years old, basically encouraging little kids to go to the middle of nowhere

[@No-nd3zw]

Caitlin Malfoy omg yeah

[@tracymitchell8023]

So right

[@MrJanfm]

Thoughts Before You Shower: I Don't Want To Shower When You Shower: This Is My Home Now

[@courtneyprater2068]

This is me all the way 🤣

[@foxxeil]

lmao this is definitely me

[@lindagaines5247]

That is exactly me

[@thatwrxguy3534]

Cause it’s so warm

[@mindyobizwax]

Nyan Nugget what about when the hot water runs out?

[@vanessamavlogs7200]

U guys know how cinderellas shoe fits PERFECTLY at the end. how did it fall off then?

[@legoobi-wankenobi3080]

Vanessa Ma Vlogs how come she is the only one in THE ENTIRE KINGDOM with that shoe size.

[@itsameprincesspeach]

Vanessa Ma Vlogs the real question is how that dumbass prince can't recognize the face of the woman he loves even though her face was like 100% uncovered. He didn't even remember she was a blonde. Like he went to every woman's house and asked thousands of brunettes and gingers and darker haired women when his love was like the only blonde there.

[@bendyandtheinkmash5009]

Vanessa Ma Vlogs l

[@ashecruz8293]

Vanessa Ma Vlogs *Cirendella. (Dictated by JonTron from Game Grumps)

[@princessbubblysugar6067]

OMGGGGG

[@desireesparks668]

I have a shower thought!!!! Why is it called a building when it is already built?

[@ms85119]

*yes*

[@off.tha.h00k]

Heard it

[@crepeshohoho]

Why is it called a ceiling when it's already sealed?

[@christabrown538]

I heard this one🙄

[@spaghetti7180]

I have one too! Why is it that cats are praised as gods in Ancient Egypt but god is dog backwards and dogs are known for being the enemy of cats??

[@tweee]

If life is unfair to everyone, doesnt that make life fair?

[@zechatron_2713]

.... oww

[@tanyaoii3631]

OH MY GOD BEST ONE IVE SEEN

[@kcsworldd]

how...

[@nkechi6193]

Hxssxl Lxm i get it

[@pinsandpatches5951]

Hxssxl Lxm HOLY CRAP U R RIGHT!

[@oliviadelafuente7844]

Shower thoughts: if I saw a random youtuber on the street I would already know a whole bunch of personal things about them and they wouldn't even know my name

[@theeldritchshadow2135]

Olivia de la Fuente true

[@scarypotatoes1544]

Should it be a youtuber u know because if it's a KZbinr that's random you won't know them as well??

[@GamersCorner2134]

so if you passed me on the street that would happen?

[@scarypotatoes1544]

GamersCorner no sorry

[@iquittheinternet7841]

Olivia de la Fuente you don't know me >:)

[@ilyleen]

shower thought: if right now is the present, but now the past.. in five seconds it will be the future, now its the present, nope it's now the past, what tense do we really live in. because you were reading this in the present, which is now the past...

[@Ratter_Patter]

EVG-SO.FLIPPIN.TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@saaleh1]

EVG The Past...

[@melissaaguilera617]

ugh

[@uwuwatsthis1746]

EVG :0

[@samanthadegroot7749]

We live in the present, because as we do things we do them in the present. But after we do them we have done them in the past. So we live inthr present.

[@godofsleepingmotionlessmin4489]

My shower thought: what if life is all a very long dream and death is where we all wake up

[@shhfhs]

Bruh that's deep

[@lunathewolf3346]

@@shhfhs well he was orignally American

[@shhfhs]

@@lunathewolf3346 wat

[@crepeshohoho]

Woah

[@revenfox3592]

My friend said that before you must be a sign

[@blu_the_raptor7293]

If you work on a farm, and you tend to chickens.... Aren't you now the chicken tender?

[@peggyschuyler5924]

Blu _the_raptor Wow 😮 🤔

[@minetamight5527]

CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!!!

[@MrLongHa1r]

Mind blown *Nuke blows up

[@depressoespressogachalol415]

OwO

[@siva6272]

Boooo

[@mobyhuge4339]

My shower thought: If you drop the soap on the floor, will the soap be dirty or will the floor be clean?

[@cirstinallen4954]

That's a good question

[@iitechx-tv4252]

Soap would get dirty

[@peacewolf1710]

It is both

[@jacobnand6312]

MR UNKNOWN both

[@slimemaster8543]

MR UNKNOWN you got that from Collins Key lol

[@ferretss]

if you are a security guard at a Samsung store, would you be called the guardian of the galaxies

[@camiladavila112904]

*mind blown*

[@z.z.s.m3573]

Hahhahahahaahhaahahhahaahahh

[@halaalmuslim3377]

Tøasted Pøtatø that was pretty clever

[@exfactr4695]

good 1 i didn't ever think about that

[@evemcknight7501]

HAHAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY CAUSE I USED TO WORK AT A SAMSUNG STORE N I CALLED MYSELF THE GUARDIAN OF THAT GALAXY, CAUSE I WAS THE NIGHT GUARD. So I used to entertain myself by pretending I was important. #SadLife #NoLife #4everAlone #NoFriends #Depressed You get the idea.

[@lillysherlock1564]

Shower thought: do transformers get auto insurance or life insurance?

[@iamshadow1195]

How About an auto-life insurance

[@BCWR8]

Eshaan Billing half of these comments are stolen

[@LabotomyGaming]

Both of them

[@caydenprescott]

Im thinking so hard rn

[@akkiaddizone6889]

Which transformer , The ones who stays in street , and gives electricity or yhe ones that are robot , that autobots a nd decepticons , which one ?

[@trinityimportancy199]

My shower thoughts: MY EYESSSS THERES SOAP IN MY EYES!!!

[@iamafurry6248]

I am dying

[@MrLongHa1r]

LoL

[@RealMike02]

This is one of the best comments I've seen 😂😂

[@shadowlikesbeans2765]

@@RealMike02 when I saw that I spit on my screen and started laughing uncontrollably 😂😂

[@RealMike02]

@@shadowlikesbeans2765 haha 😂😂 I literally dropped my phone, luckily not on the floor

[@itsofficial6738]

Why is a building called a building if it's already been built

[@johnughayon6495]

Same thing as drawing.

[@jennyhernandez558]

Hits blunt...😂

[@ethereal_rxses285]

ItsOfficial :o

[@saulgoodman1411]

get this person an award please

[@emilyclanton4612]

this is from ryan higa

[@semimimina]

Shower Thought: What if everything is a hallucination caused by breathing? If this is true, is that why when we stop breathing, we black out?

[@Jay-tu8qk]

My shower thoughts: If u don't sin Jesus died for nothing

[@jaimeshay8258]

A RANDOM PERSON 😱

[@janaewoolley]

A RANDOM PERSON Good luck with not sinning. If you find the secret please tell me

[@imm3ns1ty89]

Christ's Moon he said if you dont sin its rude

[@natalyagarzamorales9231]

TheMower 27 that’s so trippy I’ve officially entered the confusion matrix -_-

[@yanis__gacha3301]

My shower thought: From a young age our parents told us not to take candy from strangers... Than what is Halloween for?!

[@MelB868]

My mom always took us to people she knew. Trick or treating is different then just accepting candy from a random person trying to kidnap you.

[@cunilingus5023]

we dont trick or treat in philipines so i cant Relate sorry spelling error

[@dianagarciad8870]

@@cunilingus5023 i read that rong I read we don't trick or treat(we don't trick and we don't treat)

[@eloichannel3596]

@@cunilingus5023 minsan sa pacific mall

[@talbarbir8199]

It's illegal in Indonesia

[@staleponytailz7750]

Does Mike Wasozki blink or wink??🤔😐

[@madhatter8509]

Vanessa Bautista That is a good one!

[@justaniggathatshigh514]

'Cause he has a single eye ;O *GASP*

[@mixedberry6246]

Vanessa Bautista if he does a different posture instead of standing straight he could possibly be winking and if he stands straight he could be blinking This is just a theory

[@keliisalvador7800]

The definition of blinking is closing all the available eyes so yes he does blink

[@fanta6963]

He bwinks

[@EpicBloxBoy]

my shower thought: we only live for about 5 minutes but every time we breath it resets

[@ravensilverthorne8968]

You actually breathe around 16 times a minute so the it would keep resetting

[@ghost_cities]

@@ravensilverthorne8968 He means that our life spans is roughly 5 minutes, but everytime we breathe it resets. So it resets 16 times a minutes, but we CAN live 5 minutes.

[@wolfinslytherinarmy4377]

You sir, have changed the way I see things.

[@nisussy]

But someone held their breathe for 22 minutes... It's a world record Apparently, idk if it's true. I cba to check..

[@arell35]

"This is the circle of liiiifffee." - Tal & Micheal

[@Trllz]

Every time you blink you can never be positive of what happened while you were blinking.

[@nicholasali3566]

Exonatic Productions so true!

[@user-ic8fd1gg4t]

Exonatic Productions IM DONE BLINKING

[@dlareme9817]

"Good, no one liked you anyway." Me: **hello darkness my old friend**

[@jessiecoronation]

Kookies N' Butters *when even darkness isn’t your friend* 💔

[@andBread1]

He literally said that as I was reading this.

[@marysanchez8473]

Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

[@itsjustmevictoria4859]

mary sanchez both coz he's special

[@brandondelgado887]

mary sanchez LMAOOOO

[@r.r.n8998]

He has the special race car package

[@LeonorFontes]

o.O

[@r.r.n8998]

mary sanchez give this man a prize !

[@lindsey1789]

is anyone just watching all of his old videos??? i am

[@santinali4227]

Lindsey Berry lol same

[@seatleather8390]

Lindsey Berry ha I beat you

[@gogotab8203]

Same

[@hughjazz6300]

I

[@queeniex.x1607]

Lindsey Berry yep!

[@jp.1028]

If you clean a vacuum cleaner aren't you the vacuum cleaner??? If you sweat in a sweater aren't you a sweater??? If you choke a smurf what color does it turn??? Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed???

[@jp.1028]

Like that if my shower thoughts are good 😊😁🔥

[@smhmwhok9461]

Lil JP your stomach doesn't think anything

[@cynthiabrogan9215]

Lil JP the smurf would turn deep blue purple.

[@calebswick0717]

Lil JP did you get the "choking a smurf" from Jeff Dunham

[@thecommenter2902]

Lil JP It would be better with question marks... It ruins the fun. •~•

[@makkydoodle6471]

I tried the thing with ur finger in ur ear. Woah. Mind blown 🤯 it actually works

[@rat7299]

5:02 *trys ear thing* OMG it really does..

[@nutelllla_]

ikr

[@disneyfanatic1234]

stomper 100 ikr

[@bert6609]

What if you woke up one day in a completely different place and it turns out your life was a dreams

[@TheKillerGamer-fd1ms]

I KNOW it's so wierd

[@HS-td9yd]

Definition of a coma basically

[@Martha-ru4uz]

You legit made me afraid to go to sleep

[@samanthadegroot7749]

You know... I wouldn't mind that.

[@ellie.f.w1079]

Bernie I think about that a lot

[@Ash-eu5pf]

Imperfect literally spells I'm perfect

[@adriannarodrgz]

Nyasha Lorraine Mpofu Liza...?

[@Ash-eu5pf]

Rainbow exactly.

[@Ash-eu5pf]

Im shook is out. Byyyyyeeeeeee. Yup it is her

[@mari-ui9qe]

impossible literally spells im possible.

[@bavarianmapper4566]

Imperfect + an apostrophe + a space = I'm perfect

[@wokeupnew]

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a fruit smoothie....

[@tytanm-2380]

I’d say it’s more of a jam

[@toriparrotti4492]

Common sense is knowing ketchup is not a freaking smoothie, you nasty-

[@eli2086]

• ltcorazon • Mom:dont have fruit in your lunch? Me:yessss Mom:what is it? Me:tomato Mom:what a tomato isn't a-oh dadgummit

[@HectorH-M]

Vegetables do have seeds

[@RealPhoenixFlight]

• ltcorazon • - •

[@yikes876]

Shower thought how come when you say seperated your lips touch but when you say together they dont BAM!

[@medhatiwari.]

Mind blown

[@err5307]

how come when I see u our lips touch

[@sznity594]

You technically copied my comment just changed the words I said apart and touch.. not saying you cooped

[@maddy7101]

Wot?

[@cigypaul6039]

That's a good shower thought

[@finlaytaylor3533]

would lightning mcqueen get life insurance or car insurance?

[@kenanmujevic6629]

Finlay Taylor that's a good one

[@madiconti777]

Finlay Taylor nice

[@scream-7719]

Finlay Taylor 🤔

[@laurennbelton8931]

He can have both

[@apieceofotakutrash5598]

Finlay Taylor Damn

[@mr.mysterious1181]

Here are some shower thoughts for you all!!! If there isn't ANY color, it's black, but isn't black a color too? The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly (weird right?) Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be Before you sleep, you need to pretend to be asleep We say "hair" when referring to lots of it, but we say "hairs" when referring to few... Mars is populated with robots, not aliens... If a cyclops closes his eye momentarily, is it a wink or a blink? In the word “scent”, is it the “s” or the “c” that is silent? Isn't saying something is indescribable, describing it? Do crabs think fish can fly? Trying to lose at rock paper scissors is just as hard as trying to win A pregnant woman swimming is like a human submarine!

[@kidus_1010]

Mr. Mysterious dude black isn't a color. It's the absence of a color.

[@delanddeancanvlog9694]

Mr. Mysterious in scent the c is silent because without the s it is already a word (cent)

[@lilyrae9179]

Mr. Mysterious no blacks a shade

[@jenessavancalster6635]

Del and Dean Can Vlog! sent and cent r both words. maybe neither letter is silent

[@tolazyforlife5789]

If a cyclops closes its eye momentarily it is a wink if in a loving manner and blink if they aren't.

[@nini-fq3tb]

Another shower thought: Cheese has holes in it More cheese=more holes More holes= less cheese Therefore, more cheese=less cheese

[@shootingstar3977]

I need to re-process life now

[@oddball7857]

Therefore again, more=less

[@lunathewolf3346]

Oh mah gawd!!!

[@crepeshohoho]

Woah

[@robertsikorowski321]

That's a meme seen it before lol

[@twice8349]

I was playing a game, then I suddenly thought of this, is my plant monster a herbivore if he ate plants, or is that considered cannibalism?

[@yippeekrieg0501]

Gabriel Quimson hmmmm

[@andrewthecow284]

cannibalism

[@Subject-21]

Gabriel Quimson both

[@7vsyx]

Dumb question

[@jessicagreig9531]

Gabriel Quimson depends if it's the same species of plant or another one. On the logic of your question you could ask if a human ate a mammal would that be cannibalism or us being carnivores

[@coolcloud1655]

Why is there a grapefruit when there is a fruit called a grape ??

[@suparnachatterjee4748]

Human Being pineapple has neither pine nor apple...

[@theoffical4021]

Pineapple has pines (:

[@suparnachatterjee4748]

Abbiga3l how? what do u mean by pines then? 😕😃

[@---ir7tk]

SUPARNA CHATTERJEE pine is a fruit or nut I think

[@lol-7553]

SUPARNA CHATTERJEE GUESS WHAT there us a unpopular fruit which is a white strawberry ( instead if red its white ) and it tastes like pineapple so they called it pineberry

[@yeeter.4176]

You only have 1 birthday tho all the rest are just anniversaries

[@sarahnies294]

whyyyyy why do you have to do this to meeeeeeee

[@naomi8168]

bam.

[@stevenmcintyre7784]

Is thaaaat laserbeam

[@boondoggleshow4683]

(\_/) (\_/) ( •-•) (•-• ) ( >🍪< )

[@boondoggleshow4683]

Amazing

[@justanotherstacker9832]

Here's my shower thoughts: 1)If you come out of the shower clean, then how does your towel get dirty? 2)If the #2 pencil is the most used pencil, then why isn't it #1? 3)Why is it that when you spell the word "refrigerator" it doesn't have the letter "d" in it, but when you spell the word "fridge" it does?

[@GreatTasteMurder]

#3 Go back to English class

[@lllilyy5386]

if we can't see air... then can fish see water? If we can see water...then can fish see air?•O•

[@tuomaster]

Air is an invisible gas. Water is a visible liquid

[@lllilyy5386]

that was just a joke😂

[@saharalsalman1602]

Sapphire Grace when a chemistry teacher replies

[@lllilyy5386]

lol😂

[@lowercasebadguy]

Sapphire Grace We can both see water but none of us can see air

[@simonblaser3365]

Every year we unknowingly pass the anniversary of our death day.

[@Blazicle]

My god no don't say that

[@cozmic1192]

what if its on Feb 29

[@Mollymon12Gaming]

Simon Blaser every second i waste reading and now replying to this comment, im getting closer to my "unfortunate" downfall of myself.

[@macycann3305]

Simon Blaser no depressing comnents please

[@kaiprewitt8626]

Simon Blaser now I'm gonna think about that every day.

[@Majorkiller-gm3df]

If humans doesn't see air does fishes see water?

[@ben_dover97]

Major Killer fish still breath air just though the gills via water. as water still has o2 in it.

[@chaseyom914]

Ur grammar tho

[@blackberrysyrup808]

Uhhhhhh......... Grammar?

[@muneca0417]

Oh. My. Gooooooooood

[@annemarievandongen8199]

where is the grammar

[@blank8211]

DEEP THOUGHTS: have u ever imagined that a piece of dust could be an entire universe

[@RCX_OnTop]

NO it couldn't

[@bluepegasus4325]

The Radioactive Pug INFINTY WAR

[@usoppspeII]

Horton Hears a Who

[@kelvinkcng]

Of course

[@HiWhatsUp-yk8oi]

Q U A N T U M P H Y S I C S T I M E

[@fedoratheexplorer2038]

toasters are like tanning beds for bread

[@sunnysaunders1361]

SO TRUE

[@raccoonbread92]

Bruh

[@couchpotatoclan9356]

That is true.., like totally true

[@maddiekazik4585]

so true

[@SillyLilGuyIsSilly]

👌🏻🤚🏻✨

[@nourx__x4236]

Shower thoughts: There's a ghost beside me

[@naresu]

Same

[@Whendidthisbecomeathing]

nour x__x that's my everyday thought

[@souptime8088]

nour x__x when u close ur eyes 2 shampoo ur hair😂

[@beyondthestars_]

Zahraa Ghanny SO TRUE THO!!!

[@bigmully6973]

nour x__x

[@korikeeling4638]

Shower thought: Dress codes are for what you can and cannot wear, so if you don't wear clothes, you aren't breaking the dress code.

[@GuyIllusion]

omg. i wish i knew this when going to school. i would of showed them who's boss.

[@imsad1134]

Kori Keeling woah

[@lindseydanniel664]

Kori Keeling No, because it says what you *CANNOT* wear and you cannot wear nothing sooooooo........ JS

[@RyanMerolayeah]

But you would also get arrested

[@harishyqchy]

IGGY Izziggy worth it

[@ToxZinn]

My shower thought: “If frosty the snowman smokes and says “it’s hot that day” When he smokes...how come he’s not *melting*?? 🤔

[@meeragxb4617]

Brite_ B0mber you wouldn’t know because it never happened🙂

[@renzezekieldivida3014]

His secretly Olaf Elsa is guiding him

[@ceciliaeldredge1445]

Shower thought: You drive on a parkway and park on a drive way

[@SandaaaGW2]

Cecilia Eldredge huh no you park on a car park and drive on a road or street, grove, place, drive, way or yay

[@basagnabandit4175]

Cecilia Eldredge what is a drive way

[@basagnabandit4175]

What is a park way

[@stanloona7025]

Cecilia Eldredge OH MY LORD OH YEAH

[@scooteringtohell]

Omg so true

[@selenetapia3314]

Shower thought: I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multi-player dreaming.......

[@beckandmega]

Selene Tapia I always wanted something like this.

[@fieray21]

Selene Tapia YES Wait, but then I can't dream about being with my crush EVER AGAIN

[@immyreid9756]

Selene Tapia something I have always wondered is - Do blind people dream? And If so, what do they see in their dreams 🤔🤔❓❔❓❔❓❔

[@niyangel9560]

Selene Tapia 😭❤

[@hedgehatchet3578]

Immy Reid According to a blind person, he dreams a kaleidoscope of colors. Or a sequence of colors that comes in a cool pattern.

[@johnland8372]

my definition of clapping is high fiving your self multiple times for other peoples accomplishments.

[@ashlynstout5638]

JL Cena If dictionaries were honest episode bro

[@jazzy3061]

JL Cena I wouldn't bomb has a short o, not a long o

[@conniecovers119]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Tall and micheal: *IS THE CIRCLE OF LIFFFEEE*

[@fellowexistor3452]

Connie Covers hey this has nothing to do with the comment but do you watch Riverdale because your profile picture is Madalaine Petsch (Cheryl Blossom)

[@robloboy5925]

*tall and michael*

[@fellowexistor3452]

Roblo Boy Tal*

[@robloboy5925]

I was saying she said it wrong

[@danielled108]

Michael

[@aheavenlyhamburger1480]

We can transport ideas from our brains to another persons brain by opening our mouths and pushing sound vibrations in the air

[@patriciakayee5744]

A Heavenly Hamburger nooo😂

[@ethereal_rxses285]

A Heavenly Hamburger boi ur just saying how you say an idea to another person but in a smart way (btw it vocal sound waves)

[@cameron3969]

"ice cream doesn't give you AIDS" quote Tal Fishman, 2017 "Well it depends on what you do with the ice cream" quote Cameron Elliott, 2017

[@snitchy218]

Cameron Elliott your profile picture explains everything

[@Unknown-qx7zh]

5 years damnnnn

[@nkgisgoat7498]

Shower thought: What if life is just a long dream and waking up is what we call death

[@Serotonin_]

NKG 2003 Omg 😲

[@EpicFace8558]

NKG 2003 I usually think of that too...

[@tia1519]

It's like the Matrix

[@jonathan0452]

NKG 2003 that was what I was thinking and you know how people see light before death? It may be a lamp above your head

[@mitchellpykett414]

Jonathan 69 nah it's coming out of the womb lol

[@Taylor-qe7ws]

When Tal started scratching his ear, everyone watching scratched their ear. Logic.

[@dbseamz]

not me I had earbuds in...

[@arielitten347]

Tru

[@meeragxb4617]

Taylor nope🙃😊

[@midnightstars9392]

This is sooo *Not true*

[@CHERRY-ib1ho]

Shower thought: why do our noses run and our feet smell? Me: *realizes how lame i am*

[@jaimeshay8258]

C H E R R Y I'm ur 100th like😏

[@kheilasreti4535]

C H E R R Y it’s because we’re obviously really sick and can’t shower.

[@alxtheguy]

C H E R R Y ok

[@16canarys]

Same

[@mamaunicorn9236]

C H E R R Y uhhhhhhhhhhh

[@vcitxria]

Heres one shower thought: There are more buttcheeks in the world than people -Liza Koshy

[@unpredictableminds-robloxl5171]

LOOOOOL

[@jenniferrenfurm7871]

True!!!!

[@sanstheskeleton4585]

Good job 👏 you have a brain WoW 😮

[@aaronexists4308]

Ok...

[@aicha454]

Lol! I love that line.

[@megan031226]

So, I have blue tooth headphones and as Tal said “If you put your finger in your ear,” my headphones died. I am shooketh

[@malinsofie3536]

1:07 Michael:He thought he found America but he found India Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[@cheneethompson5756]

I was taught taht in school

[@TrueTwinGamer]

shower thought= what happens to the world when you blinked

[@kevinkarakaya5894]

Pensil Tumpul nothing

[@melissa-ij2uw]

That litterly had me thinking for 20 mins ... no kidding (sorry for spelling)

[@courtneys.8777]

Pensil Tumpul 😮

[@amazingsunshine7304]

Pensil Tumpul nothing

[@gabetheunknown3044]

Pensil Tumpul rotates

[@ride-playerbb2818]

Heres one: Ice is stronger than water right? Then how come fire can melt ice but water can put out fire?

[@blueberry140]

because it can

[@xlectraheart]

This why you don't smoke kids

[@buttlicker4361]

Wait what

[@malykwilson8119]

just another Hufflepuff the rock paper scissors effect

[@plant_12]

HOGWARTS!!!!!!!

[@emilyblade4559]

This guy must have some fun editing to do. Imagine him in on his computer. Just imagine him putting in animations.

[@abbiteenee3851]

SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT FOR HIM. IT IS CALLED A DESIGNER.

[@therandomplace3716]

6:10 Beautiful Like I'm literally crying It's so amazing

[@naj40]

Why is it called a building when It's already built?

[@navocado]

BossNaj Alchary Because they were building it, that's all I have 😉

[@naj40]

*But if they're done building it, It's still called a building*

[@navocado]

BossNaj Alchary .......Uhhhh, because umm....They couldn't think of a proper name??

[@naj40]

Seems legit xD

[@mrs.mendes7344]

Ryan Higa said that

[@sprkaw9135]

Here's some shower thoughts for ya guys Why do people call them cowboys if they ride horses? Is it called sand because it's between sea and land? Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?

[@kaylaclark7092]

I can answer the first. It's because they ride their horses near cows and kind of herd them

[@peterparkour9405]

ItzRaf * very long gaaaaaaaaaaaasp *

[@peterparkour9405]

Kayla Clark d- don't ruin the 🚿 💭

[@_eden.c_]

Dragon GamerGirl hlo

[@alyssachantaychampagne2773]

They used to ride cattle​

[@artistabbi1373]

Wait the words, sponge, and square pants are just words that describe spongebob squarepants right? So really spongbobs name is bob. MIND BLOWN!

[@yumyum4665]

Artist Abbi i thought that once too

[@mars9297]

Artist Abbi ooh cool never thought of that

[@ethereal_rxses285]

Artist Abbi :o

[@foxwoodrobins7926]

His name, I'm pretty sure, is bob, but this may not be true, so don't use it in a vid.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

Artist Abbi yeah. I thought this when I was ten. And Squidward’s name is Edward, Patrick’s the same, and Squilliam is William.

[@KillingCookiez-xf1mx]

shower thoughts: the teachers are the worker, and the students are the customers (bc they're learning) Customers always right, *rIgHt?*

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

Makes not sense

[@muaazahmed545]

Emily plays games Stuwe sense makes not

[@louisjamessundoro9578]

Tru

[@louisjamessundoro9578]

I think the parents are the customers, because our parents are the pne that sign up to the school

[@kazuichisgirl9508]

@@louisjamessundoro9578 (i kinow this is old) tal said you shouldn't have logic just think deep (he didn't say it like that thou)

[@goldenkings3911]

Shower thoughts do u know why they call it almond milk it is because no one can say nut juice with a straight face

[@romano7202]

XD That made me laugh

[@alhamdulillahalhamdulillah2981]

+Chloe Cirillo Same XD

[@brandonplayz5186]

golden kings 0i can sat it with a straight face

[@nettlebrand]

golden kings your right I tried

[@goldenkings3911]

guys I have channel hope you guys check it out

[@MynameisnotLoganitisPhoganBam]

Pulling out your tooth is the same as ripping off a bone...

[@simonpercy8712]

And when you bite your nails your eating bones and also ripping out tiny veins.

[@madmaddie05]

"Evening is Night" LOL 😂 Evening is right before night! Evening is evening!

[@hannahthatrandomshipper9923]

Giggles The Gecko, EXACTLY!

[@Csharpsuspended4th]

If a tomato is a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?

[@dlareme9817]

Woahhh

[@marirodoq3708]

A tomato is fruit and a vegetable

[@off.tha.h00k]

"Chemicals"

[@marirodoq3708]

Xx_savage fartz_xX Wdym?

[@trolleralert5111]

Xx_savage fartz_xX fruits have seeds vegetables don’t have seeds tomatoes have seeds so that means. (Vegetables)🥒🥬🥦🥕🍠🥔🍆 (fruits)🍏🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🥥🍍🥭🍑🍒🥝🥑🍅 yes

[@miagray3411]

If a vacuum stops working, *Does That Mean It Sucks?*

[@vinylx1066]

Mia Gray 😨

[@zog5156]

Mia Gray If I clean a vacuum, does that make ME a vacuum cleaner?

[@thefangirl_7907]

Mia Gray monster high squad

[@thefangirl_7907]

RNDM Creations lol

[@katto4703]

Mia Gray 🤭

[@kristabianco4460]

daaaaaaaaaang.. I've always wondered; if past lives exist, than you could have been Sir Isaac before and you'd be re-leaning what you discovered, or if you were Abraham Lincoln then you may not like going to plays and just wouldn't know why

[@sirius7267]

@TheMerpanMan ,Honor to meet you sir.

[@lemxnpie]

Thats really dark to me..

[@jasondeng7677]

so i've killed myself hundreds of thousands of times

[@nilofarrahman6717]

Wow

[@fountainsisabelle2878]

I have some shower thoughts Why is Ariana Grande so short if her last name mean big in Spanish? Also, actually I forgot }:3

[@camilionee1126]

Fountains噴水Isabelleイザベル because she is thicc

[@MK-hj9de]

Ariana Big.

[@asmethathanarajh8838]

Grande means large or big in French

[@kari-fh9vl]

@RBLXNeko Ariana is italian

[@lycraleo1257]

Arinators: *offended*

[@Martha-ru4uz]

Willy Wonka is a middle age man who lures in kids with candy and kills them off one by one. Our stomach thinks that potato is mashed. If you do everything:"like a boss"you probably pay other people to do it for you. Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

[@TheLuckOfTheClaw]

Wait, so I've been liking jacksepticeye's videos the wrong way all these years?

[@ozonegrrrl]

No they’re root donuts. There is no such thing as vegetables. Just me being my annoying, scientific self

[@mynamejet8917]

Tyler's stolen car radio. IF YA DON'T no bcuz the kids come out again

[@hudsonanimations7761]

Tyler's stolen car radio. IF YA DON'T oh meh gawd

[@加州猫主席]

Lil’ Snek No, that there are no vegetables is extremely untrue.

[@CandyBoot]

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner, to make the vacuum cleaner, so it can vacuum cleaner.

[@ZCGowo]

wut my brain just exploded

[@CandyBoot]

ZacCanGame If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner (because you're cleaning the vacuum), to make the vacuum cleaner (so that the vacuum is more clean), so it can vacuum cleaner (so the vacuum can vacuum the floor cleaner).

[@dancerkitten427]

Surely you would become a vacuum cleaner cleaner

[@Alyysssa]

My shower thought: You never stop clapping. The pause between claps is just really really long...

[@itsxjorjiiix6261]

Candy Girl 27 OMGGG UR SO RIGHT!!! AHH 😱😱😱🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻

[@luluchuckooluluchuckoo9542]

*EYE TWITCHES*

[@tamrynjayce8009]

This ruined me. I think about it all the time. What have you done.

[@milkchocolate1013]

OMG *Breathes in* LKJJAnaIKmshsh

[@toycar7383]

calbel its from calbel not her

[@Dibbydibble]

8:23 I must be....DEAD!!! (Welp RIP in food)

[@sparklynarwhal747]

My shower thought: There is never 100% day or night on earth.

[@catvidler27]

Alaska honey Alaska

[@Addison-wz4hr]

@GOD IS ME its actually x10000000000000

[@dynamitekitties]

Shower thought. *Why do we have a fruit called grapefruit if we already had a fruit called grape*

[@katparent8783]

Dynamite Kitty they're called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes

[@legionmaniac-9202]

Science

[@leahholland1373]

Are you doing leh weed???!!!! X3

[@acringybananaman3829]

Am I the only one who thinks of a song in the Shower instead of these facts

[@camrynluthy8446]

I 100% do that

[@Laraithea]

Shiny Eevee no I do it too

[@plant_12]

Nooo....

[@graceleasher9637]

I sing. Loudly. Most likely off key. Yeah but hey it makes me a better singer so my dreams of being on American idol might come true prolly not though

[@Maxifer2940]

Shiny Eevee no

[@usoppspeII]

Shower thought: You can bite your finger off like a carrot, but your brain prevents you from doing that

[@luv442]

I legit just bit my finger in attempt to do this and now it hurts

[@pangeez2504]

@@luv442 same

[@kaleahjazmire2074]

Shower thought: one day your parents put you down and never picked you up again 😭

[@yasminrahimi4969]

Why is it called cookies and bacon when you cook bacon and bake cookies? What language does deaf people Think in? If youre waiting for a waiter, dosent that make you the waiter? How come sunday be so close to monday, but monday so far from monday? Its called the circle of life. But dosent that mean that life is pointless

[@that_dramatic_llama1018]

Hannah Jenik Deaf people think in sign language

[@cringeygirl9256]

That Dramatic Llama but how do they learn how to think in sign language???

[@anonymouscausethatshowirol828]

That Dramatic Llama not necessarily. Some people have brains that are incapable of visualizing. I see no reason why deaf people wouldn't have a chance of having it.

[@blankofhyrule]

Hannah Jenik those are philosoraptor memes

[@dawnmist179]

Hannah Jenik deaf people think in sinelanguge because that is the only language they ever heard

[@miiyako9362]

Shower thought: if Tal Fishman was short, he would be Smal Fishman

[@tamrynjayce8009]

Nope. His name would just be ironic. His whole name wouldn't change because of his height.

[@miiyako9362]

Tamryn Lafrom it’s a joke XD lmao

[@izzywashere333]

Vanilla 17 it's just a joke

[@jordynrenee131]

Vanilla 17 it still could changed because his parents could name him that or he could change his name to it :/

[@snipinghornet6548]

OreolambSlime that’s just mean

[@jessicajennings9148]

6:47 That thought never went through my head once during my graduation... or in the 18 years that preceded it.

[@cheneethompson5756]

Me neither Why are people so morbid?

[@isaiahdolan1996]

who else tried making the pac man sound in your ear when they tried

[@maiahaggie4329]

IZZY GAMING me?

[@meaganskuta2963]

IZZY GAMING ✋️

[@rebekanickell8451]

IZZY GAMING scoff* no.....👉👂

[@holyducklord2425]

IZZY GAMING not me.

[@smolfrenchfry9737]

IZZY GAMING I did and it works

[@AwesomeSauce-dn7sj]

Shower thoughts: Australia has 3 a's all pronounced differently 🤔 If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any problems paying for food/rent for about 10 years, wether you are successful or not The earth is about 4.543 billion years old, and we live in the same time period as the one we do Nothing is on fire, fire is on things If humans could fly, we'd consider it excersize and never do it When you say "forward" and "back" you lips move in those directions Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me weak or strong? Clapping is just hitting yourself for liking something In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep "Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic Tal has way too much fun editing 😂 SORRY FOR THE SPAMMMMMMMMM!!!

[@ren9821]

AwesomeSauce 7879 mind....blown

[@yazyaz1887]

thats more of a fact...

[@nielsdenbesten1852]

I dont get the time period one

[@좋아해요.你喜欢吗]

Niels den Besten You know how dinosaurs have time periods. We still live in the same period as we have been

[@lilywait6982]

Mercedes has 3 e's all pronounced differently

[@maddymaeee]

My shower thoughts Me: technically if I cut a pizza in half, I’m on my diet of small portions! It’s only TWO slices anyway

[@avemujina]

why did people make bad words BAD? "we're making these words so you can't use them nicely!"

[@user-dl3vn8ze9n]

I said that before and my dad or mom (idk anymore) said probably some VERY religious people.

[@renzezekieldivida3014]

Yeah and why they're even created if we humans wanted to

[@drembuckley]

Shower thought: if you got hit by lightning McQueen, would you be struck by lightning??

[@katiestevenson7742]

mezzo liz Not Lighting ( Spell it with a captain L.) McQueen would stick lighting ( spelled with a small l.)

[@magicalmacca765]

DEAD😂😂💀

[@azearaazymoto461]

You people are stupid. You wouldn’t be dead. Most people survive getting hit or runover by cars. And that shower though would still apply even if McQueen only tapped you because that’s still physical contact with “lightning”

[@unpredictableminds-robloxl5171]

*I am speed*

[@sophiaburmeister4051]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@darliss3654]

Here's a shower thought: Why can we drink drinks but not food food

[@Electricparx]

OML YES

[@basicwhitegirl823]

Deon Bryant is that from that animators channel?

[@macycann3305]

True

[@amariiiiiiiiiiiii]

Why can you do fast fasting but not slow slowing?

[@emiles2112]

That’s a good one!

[@Stephbards]

Shower thought: if womb is pronounced woom and tomb is pronounced toom then should bomb be boom 💥

[@hazelhodder2781]

Also a shower thought: If Cinderella's glass slipper fit perfectly why did it fall off??

[@ceasarmikel8483]

Hazel yeah and when her slipper fell f why didn't it change back

[@laurenciafelicitychan6518]

Hazel Its maybe cause of the heels,it touched the tip of the stair in between the heel and the actual shoe,so the glass slipper fell idk if im right cause this happened to me and i tripped :)

[@insertedgyemobandnameshere813]

It still me Pixel ...wow

[@playboiii5676]

It still me Pixel mind blown😱

[@lordmaster6944]

My Thought/s: There is a chance that the water that you drink has been through a dinosaur If you come out of the shower CLEAN. How does the towel get DIRTY?

[@pomburrs]

My mum told me we coukf be drinking dinosaur urine

[@pomburrs]

Could*

[@urufisuimin2733]

Because your dirty...

[@meeragxb4617]

Aisha Patel because the water is the thing that cleans you right? And the towels job is to get you dry right? So the towel is basically just drying you but in the same time getting rid of the dirty water you used🙂

[@ethanbonaparte4520]

Tik tok watcher

[@nasserbarbar969]

I have learned a new swing trick and I love watching this channel ❤️

[@clavix-2213]

Julie Love's FUNnel vision I

[@odalys4611]

Why was the word "forget" and "forgot" made if we don't forget, we actually remember. If you "forgot" something and say that you forgot it or just remember that you forgot it, you remembered about it...

[@djal0kthaker71]

I try to remember, but fail. I say I forgot.

[@SCP_Nerd]

You can use the term I forgot when someone brings something up that you haven't thought of in a while, but you never truly forget you just store the information in a corner of your mind for later. But you can forget if it wasn't important enough to remember like what you did as a baby. You can remember what you did as a baby if it was important enough to keep in your mind. So their for you only forget information that isn't important. But something's don't seem important but you still remember it because it was a thing that you in joyed or you learned a lesson from, like getting thought a lesson for doing something bad.

[@kamillthompson1098]

Odalys you deserve an award 🥇

[@marisanicole7866]

Odalys 😮

[@queenofquacksons2745]

O.0

[@keepingupwithkenya8146]

“THE CIRRRCLE OF LIFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE” I’m dead🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@legionmaniac-9202]

Keeping up with Kenya LOL

[@dxrkerday]

Keeping up with Kenya it came on as soon as I read this 😂

[@chl_o.e_r]

Keeping up with Kenya lol

[@cheneethompson5756]

Lol! From one of my fave disney films!

[@katiegreen3927]

My shower thought: no two friends will ever be able to go to each other’s funerals

[@punki-artygirl2386]

if you COULD be bored to death, school would be considered murder. That would be a GREAT idea for an anime. Just use big words to make it sound more depressing than, "No body will EVER be bored, and the world is FUN!!!" or it could be a comedy.

[@punki-artygirl2386]

sorry, I get shower thoughts whenever I dare to think.

[@yazminmurill]

OML TELL ME THAT ME AND TAL ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN HEAR THE PAC MAN NOISE WITH THEIR FINGER

[@esaaa9805]

YAZMIN MURILLO I can😂

[@casonex9121]

I hear it ;-;

[@jamesturnbull128]

MY NAME IS YES Lol same

[@shadkhan104]

YAZMIN MURILLO No you are not the only one i can hear it tooo

[@alliexo5438]

YAZMIN MURILLO you were just trying to get Tal to like or respond.........

[@eleazar529]

Shower thought: Wait my shower thinks?!

[@ashlyssa3171]

Eleazar BEAST529 If it was your shower thinking it would be said as “My shower’s thought(s)” :)

[@hjonkhjonk189]

Here is a shower thought that you never think of anywhere else! “I should get out of the shower” BOOM! 😂

[@anniewalker8850]

Oof 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@davidcrosby8891]

Ik the answer No

[@TheNerdyKMan]

dude

[@itz.mollyk2854]

Cows are aliens! Here's why: 1. In movies, what is being sucked into the ufo? Lions, ducks? Cows!!! 2. I have a lot of friends that are allergic to every animal except cows. 3. Cows make cheese. Cheese is out of this world... 4. Cows have 4 stomachs! 5. Why are so many people lactose intolerant? 6. There is no evident evolution of the cow. The cow just showed up. Cows are aliens!!! Cows are a social experiment!!!

[@mangobah]

Minecraft Slimey cows give out milk, you need milk to grow taller and strong so.. NO ONE CAN BE ALLERGIC TO COWS But they can be lactose intolerant

[@xxfluffy__unicornxx2487]

Minecraft Slimey omfg you're right how have we been so blind all these years

[@icewolf415]

Minecraft Slimey omfg all this is true!!! Cows are aliens!!!!

[@itz.mollyk2854]

: Purplerosy295, actually people can be allergic to cows. They can be allergic to cow hair. Like how people can be allergic to cats and dogs, they can be allergic to cows.

[@paincakxs]

Minecraft Slimey how about the Milky Way ? :3