showing you my entire nail polish collection because you asked me to

i inhaled so many nail polish fumes while filming this that i forgot my own phone number
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[@orangeAngel234]

Since you theorized on what people were doing while you swatched polishes: I watched this video while I desperately tried to figure out what I was going to wear to the opera. You joined me for this battle and I thank you for it.

[@RaphaelleLD]

don't be shyyyy tell us what you decided to go with!!

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

One of my lifelong dreams!! Hopefully the opera was fun :D

[@desertels5119]

I hope if it was Carmen you went with red! :)

[@stxrstrxckmxteo515]

I watched the video while lining up my beard

[@franciscariveramartinez]

Alternative title: 49 minutes of watching nisipisa spiraling into lunacy

[@fairycat7893]

HAHAHSJAHSJ

[@franciscariveramartinez]

i've been blessed

[@RSkies]

I jumped to a random spot at the end of the video to see what you were referring to. I selected 43:14 You weren't wrong LOL

[@niamhl6964]

Every time I watch one of your videos I remember how you're one of the funniest creators I follow. Like, your little comments and your timing is unparalleled. Queen of comedy

[@thomasdegroat6039]

Nisipisa is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want, she is the friend that everyone deserves.

[@MsDecens]

I don't know a better person.

[@annagracehow]

Arigato from Tokyo is genuinely my favourite pink creme nail polish I own and the MOMENT you held her up I knew it was her. I would recognize her in death at the end of the world.

[@kayladelossantos8493]

Suzi in OPI nail polish names refers to Suzi Weiss-Fischmann, the artistic director for OPI and the woman who co-founded OPI and names every shade. She's apparently known as the "First Lady of Nails", and honestly Ii'm jealous. I wish I could have a title like that

[@helenap3822]

Yes! And the name puns are based on the theme of the collection the polish was originally from (usually location for the seasonals; some in this video are from e.g. New Orleans S/S 2016, Iceland F/W 2017, Tokyo S/S 2018) and I think each collection has a "Suzi does x" shade name.

[@BreezyStreamy]

Thank you for the info!

[@BreezyStreamy]

@@helenap3822 And thank you too!

[@hotdog4731]

@@helenap3822 nail polish lore insane

[@nakaka3236]

that brings up a different question. why does the "Suzi will Quechua later" polish reference the South American ethnic group?

[@maggie4640]

Each day for a month I would stay up late into the night wishing to the universe that my favorite KZbinr Nisipisa would release her video of her nail polish collection, featuring her 119 newly acquired polishes from her roommates mother. She has blessed me with this wondrous day. Also, I was washing my butterknife after eating cheese, pepperoni and crackers like a ninety year old, when Nisa gave us a shout out for washing dishes. I made this exact face 😌 as I was putting it away, and then was absolutely slandered a nanosecond later. Suffice it to say I did not appreciate being bamboozled the day AFTER april fools.

[@maggie4640]

42:29 Oop-Somebody’s been watching Fleabag. If not Phoebe Waller Bridge, then what?

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

Maggie I think I have a friend crush on you. That snack sounds divine

[@ellajay247]

As a Canadian, I thoroughly enjoyed how you could tell someone was Canadian purely through the use of the word washroom. Much respect

[@SheepasaurusRex]

everyone give nisa a round of applause for inhaling so many fumes for us

[@yaricalamari]

YAY NEW NISIPISA VIDEO

[@kaitlinpb8520]

it's chad x ryan hsm2 fanfiction. the shock i felt when you called me out like that was unmatched

[@grantorino365]

I DON'T DANCE

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

I’m so hyped to watch this! As a kid, my Mum and I ordered 50+ nail polishes from eBay. Going through them together was one of my happiest memories, she lives 9 hours away now, and I’ve really been missing her lately. Very much ready for some gal pal slumber party vibes :,) Hugs from Canada!!

[@stardustbunny4570]

Haha I expected you to have that one, 35:17 Golden Rose is a Turkish brand very popular in Bulgaria & Turkey, the shade is '30' (yes, they don't tend to name their shades actual names, just number them). This particular nail polish series is called 'Selective'. You can google Golden Rose Selective Nail Lacquer 30 and you'll find that exact shade, and also the other shades that this series used to have (it's long discontinued). Golden Rose is actually a solid brand in my opinion, they have loads of makeup products ranging from nail polish to face and eye makeup, lips, etc.

[@christinae]

Kind of can't believe that I have like 300 nail polishes (4 wall-mounted spice racks, 3 plastic 48-slot organizers) and I didn't have a single one of these. Thank you for helping pass the time at my 9-5 (11-7:30) job today.

[@nuttynoshie]

low-key been secretly hoping for this since u said your roommate’s mum gave you 100 nail polishes

[@aspenperry2288]

your personality is captivating. the unhinged turn this took after you discovered your phone camera is everything.

[@Zyxie_Zyxie_Zyxie]

I’m so happy you’re pivoting back into beauty content it just feels right considering you’re so gorgeous 💖💖💖

[@Amanda-wm5ws]

I listen to these collection videos like podcasts while I do work so thank you for keeping me laughing and staying productive!!

[@opiumskittles]

this feels like a prettier way to get to the same chemically induced feral unhinged brain state i got to while cleaning my bathroom two days ago. relatable!

[@yoobeepedmeinthebeep]

2:20 they're sold in Turkey too lmao They came and left like 7-8 years ago cuz they weren't selling well but they came back again this year, it must sell good now cuz it's affordable. My first brow gel was from them and it was literally jello. It would dry in the container and apply like a blood clot

[@madelinebeatlesgirl]

Not a blood clot 😭

[@trinitywashington4409]

the ONLY youtuber i can watch for 47 minutes straight and be okay with it truly

[@scorpiocusp]

this video is so relaxing while painting nails also, so interesting to see how different your collection is from mine. i love grays and dark browns. they're grungy!

[@leopardshadow333]

Loving the ocean state job lot representation, probably 90% of the nail polish I have ever bought has come from there. And yes we did debunk shrimp colors, it turned out they see less colors than us, but have great PR.

[@imomimotv]

I'll admit I'm not completely well-versed on the nisipisa x nail polish lore but I wondered if you've ever wanted to/have tried simplynailogical's brand Holo Taco? And I'm watching this in the background as I crochet~

[@chimaera312]

I was literally listening to a song from your "secret" channel 2 days ago. I've debated uploading covers on KZbin for ages and you've inspired me. I'm gonna do it! Sick currently and my voice goes in and out of existence so....once I've recovered. I've been teaching myself a few different Adobe programs for months (primarily Adobe XD) and so far Audition seems like a fancier version of Garageband. Sooo yeah. I'll keep you posted. :) - Annie

[@lola9148]

started painting my nails like ten seconds into this video and you just got to the shimmery girls and my nails are done and dry thank you for entertaining me enough that i didnt go off to do something else prematurely and ruining my only kinda dry nails

[@emmalinekim9822]

I did my nails while watching too :)

[@emme4129]

For anyone who’s curious, you absolutely can still get NYC polish in the United States lol. But I’m glad Nisa didn’t know because this has been hilarious.

[@GetAwesome2042197]

I appreciate that you filmed this over the course of several days because I will be watching it over the course of several days; I can't pay attention to swatches for 50 minutes, so sorry.

[@oliveheadwhoa]

The NYC "Empire State Blue" instantly brought back memories. I absolutely had that color and I'm shocked it's not separated to the point of unusability

[@suruyuki]

I don't understand how you were able to make me sit through you showing off your nail polish collection for 50 minutes straight Love you Nisa

[@pj8877]

When nisa pointed out people who are drawing while listening I froze as if she was going to appear over my shoulder and tell me something poignant but horrifying about my style.

[@nisipisa]

i am. nice line work

[@ailakatt1]

I used to be a girl in middle school with a collection of over 100 nail polishes. This video scratched SUCH a niche itch for me 😭♥️

[@bnenjee]

did... did none of your vines ever blow up? because i swear to god I know you from vine. like THE first time i saw one of your videos i was like "oh its the vine girl!", unless I'm confusing you for someone else (which i highly doubt). I guess you did accomplish your goal of getting vine famous in a way, since I, one lonesome silly lil guy, knew you from it! also would like to mention i was building a sims house while watching this, it did not go well. i HATE building modern houses but i decided to make myself suffer by making a whole neighborhood in newcrest modern homes. so thank you for giving me the much needed support in this endeavor of mine

[@EleganceCanWait]

thank you for the shoutout, i love putting your videos on when i'm cleaning or doing homework. thank you for the duclet tones while i cleaned cat piss out of my apartment carpet 🙏

[@fairycat7893]

as a trans person who hasn't really indulged in feminine products until now (I'm starting a perfume collection) this video is making me want to collect nail polish

[@El_Ratto]

Stop reinforcing stereotypes, we will never accept misogynists like you

[@yoobeepedmeinthebeep]

Do ittt and get into nail art too or just charms and rhinestones. I'm doing so as a tomboy who's embracing her femininity and it's so fun

[@chupawup4517]

I recently bought glittery nail stickers and seal them with a clear coat nail polish and I'm obsessed w it, currently wearing essie Aruba blue polish w little stars on top 😊✨

[@colin5227]

Hell yeah

[@NB-lx6gz]

Omg don't do it you can't stop. If I think about all the money I spent on nail polish.....

[@julesroy3469]

im drawing myself as several different demons while listening to you, to remind myself that its okay to have lots of things that make me feel good (but i have it set up where the video is playing next to my drawing, so i can say that u look great) ((also jambalaya is a creole shrimp dish, so thats why its like shrimp coloured))

[@analisaswann1039]

I'm really impressed that someone could have that much nail polish tubes in perfect condition!!! Girl... mine get crusty after a month and a half

[@fatimaadam5807]

to answer your question; I'm cleaning out my humidifiers while this is playing and everytime I descale them I get mad at past me for not doing it more often because woweeeeee THIS is in my air???????? Wild.

[@notthevibe.]

the vines lmfao if you snuck that into a 2017 esc "vines that cured my depression and cleared my skin" i would never knew you were just an aspirer

[@bunnyribbits9924]

I used to paint the function keys on my laptop with a sheer green glitter shade - it was magnificent. I think I still have a little bit of the ancient stuff left. Time to bring back the magic of it all.

[@caitlingraham4302]

I was listening to this video while I washed dishes (my version of body doubling) and then proceeded to listen to it in the shower like a podcast 😭😭thank you for helping me complete tasks 24:12

[@hello93247]

Obsessed with the windchime silver earring necklace chunky ring perfection of Outfit 2

[@lyndseytune6716]

Every time I think to myself “i miss Nisa, I wish she would upload” you deliver ❤️

[@sarahtehninja]

You should know that I was looking for something to have on in the background while I painted my nails because I also paint them multiple times a week and this showed up in my feed like a gift from the nail polish gods

[@raetona]

I'm 100% washing dishes. Thank you for the company and content to distract me while I was legit scrubbing pots and pans.

[@sarahrosebraasch]

the glittery polish disco edit gave me life.. thank you ma'am 😂

[@NotLaurel6578]

Absolutely amazing! No notes. Killing it Best creator on the site 🌟

[@thr0w.0ut]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM TO WATCH THIS

[@vanessaanucha18]

I just watched this video whilst I'm currently getting my first tattoo, thanks nisa (and your roommates mum) for being part of this experience with me!! 🌸

[@lorenaramirez7762]

This is elevated content. 49 minutes of peak nisipisa one liners ✨ also, I started this video @8am while doing my makeup, continued it while waiting in line for school dismissal, and finished it while removing my makeup and doing my bedtime skincare routine(which I had to force myself to do @11pm) so that “ground control to Major Tom, wake up!” really hit me.

[@relaxia7277]

As much as I love you Nisa, I could never out my fanfic taste

[@jimjimq9636]

Like some of the other comments have mentioned ... the dopamine rush when you upload, and I'm like YESS MORE NISAPISA CONTENT. Lmao I was on a hiking trail and screamed an OMG in excitement. Keep up the great work as usual Nisa! Hope your grad classes are going well.

[@maddybear4337]

how does it feel being so iconic nisa?

[@Kitykitycoco]

This video is the soundtrack of me working on my temperature blanket. Your soothing dulcet tones truly do keep the invasive thoughts at bay thank you

[@giovanadantas9517]

the first time I watched this video, I was looking at collector's dolls that I could never buy bc they're too expensive, but now I'm watching it while updating my fanfic spreadsheet 😅 so it is fanfic related! I do like a AO3 WrappedTM thing at the end of the year so I log every fic a read with their tags and word count 🙏 thank u for keeping me company

[@TheVickster]

this video feels like a facetime call from your best friend and I love it 😭

[@uninstallyourheart]

felt CALLED OUT in this video, as someone with too much nailpolish AND as someone who working on gay fanart while this vid was on in the other tab. elite content

[@aquariumsoap]

I worked at an ocean state job lot for over three years and the amount of sparitual nail polish sold there is so many. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that brand sold anywhere else (and honestly job lot is the place to be for nail polish the OPI ones are like 3.99 there vs $10 at cvs). Also yay new nisa nisipisa video :)

[@arrowheaded]

Thank you so much for uploading. I was trying to eat dinner but had no slay videos to watch. Then you posted :)

[@HeroAndBob]

Watching this while eating apple slices with peanut butter and browsing through the Tim Drake/Jason Todd tag on AO3. Gonna go watch a few more of your videos and maybe start knitting a cover for my hot water bottle like the party animal that I am. Love you! 💕

[@grimmgoosegoose216]

Icon, any recs? I like to read the ones where Tim's the one to drag Jason kicking and screaming back into the BatFam through the power of Tim's Jason obsession

[@isabellamorris7902]

I have loads of peanut butter and now I know what to do with it thank you!!!!!

[@goose6907]

i love how chill this video is :3 i was eating dinner while watching and it felt like a facetime call

[@mary_katie_9199]

Watched your video while sewing matching dresses for my daughter and I. I love having your videos in the background. I'm 25 and a seamstress by trade .

[@LittleXmissXgrim]

I hope some day I can relinquish my polish hoard onto my daughter or nieces roommate, and have them be as thrilled by my selections as you ❤

[@BreezyStreamy]

ADDING MORE TO THE ALGY! Next time you want to try gel, or if you just want to try a new remover, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND Onyx Professional Soak Off Max Strength (I bought it at WalMart) which on the bottle says that it's good for gel, acrylic, glitter, and regular polish. I haven't done gel nor acrylic, but I loooooooooooooove glitter polish and hate it's removal. I got that on a whim and it removed my glitter polishes like they were butter (I also do a method without using cotton) and it also seems like it's nourishing to my nails.

[@cmalol]

if not cotton then what?

[@sugarbrushh6658]

Man Nisa, they way you absolutely called my out of watching you while reading my fanfic in a separate screen. 😔 (Btw, I'm ready a Steve/Bucky fic set in coffee shop AU, it's meet cute degeneracy at its finest AND I LOVE IT)

[@eringemini7091]

Aloha Nisipisa! Your first polish Sally Hansen's; "Tidal Wave" is my favorite! We know you're as "weird" as the rest of us when you refer to a green shade as "Shrek's Spinal Fluid." ❤your hair!😊

[@bappo7105]

switching to handheld mode upped the chaos by like 200% and i'm here for it

[@steffiepala6723]

I was folding laundry and unpacking my suitcase from my trip that I had returned from four days ago and having this in the back made me feel way less miserable

[@stardustsupernova]

This video is so polished 💅

[@emmalinekim9822]

you should show us your sundresses for summer!!

[@thehandvvitch]

I hope your day is purple, because if not what? Hope you breathed in so much fresh air after this! Unfortunately, I was not reading fanfic or doing dishes, I was looking through all my swatches to find what I wanted to wear on my nails.

[@vampstamp679]

not done with the video yet but the idea of jennifer coolidge as sarah in labyrinth after the lamp licking bit made me laugh so hard my ears started ringing… that scene where he sings as the world falls down but the whole time jennifer coolidge is a grown ass woman pretending to be 16 going “oh WOW!”

[@EchoRe]

Hack for opening stuck polishes (because plyers can break the cap) - rubber bands!

[@_Chlorophyllis]

I wasn't reading a fanfic, but if I was it would have been the Sing 2 fic where Johnny and his tiger dance partner Ryan are in a slow burn romance throughout the events of the movie.

[@YouMakeMeConfused]

the energy here is very 2-months-into-covid for some reason

[@nisipisa]

it's the slow descent into madness taking place inside one room over multiple days

[@snd0ll4v3r]

wow this is an amazing collection!!! 🫶

[@popplio728]

Can't believe you didn't shout out the people who got inspired to paint their nails due to this video 😭😭 jk but for real thank you for the wonderful content while I waited for paint to dry

[@veea.2370]

For your nails if you wanna spice it up a bit press ons and at home applying of acrylic nails is also an option

[@magiciansarcana]

"My brain is a scary place to be" No it isn't, I love it. Girl, if you ever take an MBTI test and it doesn't say ENFP, it's wrong.

[@kelsea6591]

At 24:10 you gave me very much a the call is coming from inside the house thriller moment while I wash my dishes. Well done, new skill unlocked lol

[@rebeccan7276]

KBShimmer polish restorer drops are truly amazing for reviving old and goopy polishes btw

[@brutalbunny]

queen of posting frequently

[@BreezyStreamy]

I DIDN'T ASK, BUT I SHALL GREATLY RECIEVE! Whoot!! If you ever want to start doing more makeup or nail polish videos, I'll be right there, bb.

[@Partylegs666]

You could show me any genre of little knickknacks or doohickies and I'd watch at the edge of my seat. Incredible stuff.

[@ZijnShayatanica]

I've seen this already, but I'm gonna re-watch this again because I need company while I heal from my wisdom tooth extractions & lazily pack up Christmas presents. It's so cool how Nisa is my actual real-life friend. 💕

[@pepsirosie6760]

17:02 i love that your earrings have earrings!!

[@emmies7112]

I was watching your video on my phone, propping it against my laptop, while I struggled through college assignments. It was a great ride. Your voice is perfect for the background! 🫶🏻

[@carocaro101]

to reply to your "tell me what youre doing if im playing in the background" question, when that bit played i had walked across the room to go water all the plants on my windowsill. But before then you were playing in another tab as i wrote a dramatic blog post about romance as a power struggle.

[@thejulietocean]

Omg I enjoyed this so much. You’re brilliant and hilarious, thank you.

[@90b36b]

reading a selkie au fic about two military men while watching this ................. i'm living my truth

[@rocksgio]

25:30 Basic 013 by Revlon in the Ultra HD Snap! range (still sold here in Canada, not sure about the US) seems like it might be a match. It's the only nude polish that doesn't make my nails look dusty

[@Singinghomealone]

alternate title: 49 minutes of nisipisa succumbing to The Fumes

[@JulieVeganEats]

ok but your vines are hilarious like actually iconic

[@alpuz8511]

While watching your video, I was baking christmas cookies for the nephrologic department I'm currently stationed at. It has been a stressful month at this part of the rotation, but the people have been wonderful. So they get my favourites: the Cupcake Jemma cut-out clementine and cranberry cookies (the alliteration is part of the appeal)! Also drinking some Glühwein and trying to get into the holiday spirit. Your videos feel so indulgent and lush, they're the perfect companion ❤

[@gr4y50n]

the wet n wild with the silver cap… i am wearing pink glitter nail polish from one of those bottles rn and i’m so surprised that it hasn’t metamorphosed at this point. also i’m watching this while knitting

[@captain4210]

I love this and I love your necklace in the second outfit :D

[@andrea-gp8qv]

i put your videos on to fall asleep sometimes and i like to skip to the middle of the long ones so i skipped to just before 26:50 and when you said the line about falling asleep my brain took a screenshot

[@minnie7453]

lol OPI collections are always based on a location and there’s always one polish that references Suzi in the name (she’s the founder or CEO of OPI) the Jambalaya one is from the New Orleans collection

[@beefy74]

nisi, you are a very funny individual and i enjoy your videos very much

[@Quit3Cut3]

I have well over 300 nail polishes. I started buying indies a few years ago, and my collection just keeps growing. I don’t even buy mainstream anymore.