Ep 179 - Does Size Matter? | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@edythewhitney]

“There’s nothing funny about it” then proceeds to laugh wholeheartedly 😂😂😂

[@jennTwaambo]

Killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@ambermahlatsemashilo6082]

🤣🤣🤣👐🏽

[@VieraXXII]

Evil 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrebraswell1459]

That's what makes if funny

[@davidsimmons654]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@excusemypatois]

It's like Netflix watched this very episode and was like, "James is on to something" and just fucking did it 😂

[@aquib91]

Literally they’ve done all of those things

[@roxannej1710]

Watching this from “the future” is hilarious

[@user-dt5wo5ju1p]

PROTECT THESE MEN!!!! I can't with how funny and wholesome they are. Also the fact that James loved a coming of age animation about a girl getting her period 🥺. I love them

[@fallenlegend7952]

Still love them?

[@averagejoe6223]

Whenever I hear "role play" I know I'm in for jokes because these mandem are hilarious 🤣🤣😂😂

[@user-nz6bq6rt5g]

SAME gang gang

[@lashes231]

I can see the guy listening to this and crying over a picture of his ex as you both sit there and laugh uncontrollably at his pain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidsimmons654]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elliekeeton6674]

Every time james suggests a movie I watch it. Trolls world tour was sick, red panda was alright I love that one song from it. I’ll always trust James when it comes to movie recommendations 😂

[@pokemonlover7186]

I refuse to believe that these guys haven’t measured their members 😂 you two crack me up 🤣 peace from Manchester ✌🏼

[@bin4518]

Notice how James added 1.5 " consistently to the "hard" calculation? Arbitrary???

[@MyriahMayhem]

They are from the UK so they use centimeters. it makes sense that they don't know inches.

[@annabel.okonkwo]

We use inches in the UK?!

[@kasagure.]

​@@annabel.okonkwo news to me. thought you guys were all metric?

[@annabel.okonkwo]

@@kasagure. Yh... Idk the part I'm in, everyone uses the imperial system

[@charlenewilliams2854]

We know inches as we buy curtains and blinds and carpets and hair! Catheter can give you infections messing about with them. You can’t just take them off and on all the time.

[@imastaffi]

To add to that point, if the bigger one has no urethra to piss from, it has no urethra to cum from either.

[@gabzedstrom9333]

Exactly my thought😂😂😂

[@Jigga791]

Guys I've been binging your content for the past two weeks. The older episodes where you would share more personal stories about girls, money, family etc were so lit and funny please do that more :)

[@ThinkPeace95]

You guys role playing is now another segment of the podcast 😂

[@lalabr12]

Im listening to the baboon story while on a walk with my AirPods in and I’m scared, even though I’m a woman surrounded by other people 😂😂

[@jasmineharper2056]

The way that i watched the entire spoiler alert and I’m still gonna watch the show 😂😂😂

[@cheryld25]

You guys came out the gates punching 🥊🤣🤣🤣🤣. The story about the little Brazilian dude 🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣. I was cracking up. Three and a halfers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

[@lucyburkamp4962]

I should really be studying for my math final tomorrow. But the banter is too good to leave

[@bobdrinkwater1759]

I need a ozark finale reaction ASAP, wanna hear your guys reaction😂😂

[@_TyrantRex]

Netflix must be a listener because they definitely took your advice 😭

[@DarkBunniDNR]

on anatomy of scandal - having a victim being able to confront their rapist - especially in court- is a big thing that resonated with alot of women and SA survivors. no hate to james, he wasnt the intended audience fromt hat point.

[@yvonnesmith282]

Cant get enough of you guys. You talk about truth facts and your honest with humour. I cant stop laughing. Plus ya hot guys. Ya on fire 🔥

[@bandilenzimande5253]

First Pod I've watched. How mad is it that my tiny uni class only has 4 guys out of 63 students and 2 of them are named James and Fuad🤣🤣🤣 also you guys talking about South Africa and me being SAn? Mad🤣🤣

[@arezokarim1560]

Woman know inch sizes because of the heels on our shoes!!! It’s always listed and I always check the size before purchase … 👀

[@krllns]

I am convinced James is fire sign. 😂 the way he freaks out. 😂

[@eminenceofcalamity4513]

1:2:55 The way he described the scenario makes it funnier😭😭😭

[@lilwittybitty1369]

Turning Red is honestly so good. but why as a woman did i not even think once about equating it to periods. 😭🤦🏽‍♀️

[@bobbobby5146]

Been waiting all night for this to drop

[@allisonirvine7001]

I’ve been pmsl all afternoon n then your voices sent me to sleep soo smooth lol 😂

[@KOOPAKUID]

Idk who said that but Trolls World Tour slaps especially because of the fact it's based off real shit that happened

[@floppydemora11]

James is soooo hilarious and dramatic

[@apollorize9486]

Best time of the week

[@siobhanmcfadden3434]

Fuhad has me crying with laughter 😃

[@MajorMovesB-ball]

James: argh bro I've been there.... Me: literally James, me... I'm not that guy, but my story is not in any way different, down to the YEAR JAMES!!!

[@VanessaCas-mk1bz]

😂😂😂😂 you mans r wild

[@TrippyKenpachi]

James wears the fuck out of that green, doesn’t he? It looks great on him. Actually, both of them look really good in green.

[@theroyaltakeawayregiment487]

28:10 black panther full of Lexus’s

[@luismartinez2354]

I love this podcast!!

[@merp9211]

I guess Netflix took James’s advice. 👋🏽

[@arewahaircaretv8718]

A lot of guys don't understand that if a woman has moved on....99% you ain't getting her back.

[@mehyeah2931]

Why tho?

[@arewahaircaretv8718]

@@mehyeah2931 because it's harder and takes longer for a woman to let go

[@saralittle4591]

Look forward to mondays now!

[@h0llyl34f]

I swear these tweets wouldn't be half as funny if it wasn't for the way fuhad reads them out

[@Grumpmama]

Don't let somebody tell you twice that they don't want you

[@SkyboundMar]

The shirt Fuhad wearing is bangin

[@lavonhernandez2804]

I was thinking maybe the baboon can smell the cancer and proceeds to those who have it.

[@rickcoakley2915]

HOW IN THE WHOLE HELL FUHAD..HASNT SEEN USUAL SUSPECTS..ITS JOOOOCCCYYY FAM

[@vanessamartin5522]

Little fires everywhere was good

[@j2fundz409]

I saw you on tik tok like just under a year ago or summat like that and i instantly subbed to you you bruddas I watch all of these there so funny 😂😂

[@SS-io2wp]

I'm going to watch Turning Red tonight.

[@boo.ntle_m]

I’ve seen turning red more than 10 times and I listen to the songs on Spotify and I’m 17 btw😂😊

[@godlovesusall8115]

Man said Joosee as in JUICY 😂😂😂😂

[@stallyobsessed9576]

There’s surgeries to lengthen the urethra or to use a skin graph for one. But I think that would be too much for the baby.

[@scotchsour]

Isnt the average 5-6 inches??? 9-10, I am fucking running away😂.

[@boo7260]

Literally 7+ i think id be uncomfortable

[@mon-aefacey1965]

Have they ever watched/discussed Beastars? I need to see that review!😭

[@elusivebutsatisfyingt.9166]

Dark *is german* him: Someeeee kind of Scandinavian 🤔 (I get it tho cause it has mad scandi vibes)

[@spacedrifterrrrr]

They were foul for calling the baboon Somizi, yoh😭😭

[@ellebell820]

James watch Encanto if you havnt already. Disney plus. Its amazing !!

[@leahcunningham7534]

this might be weird but i can tell an inch by a measurement on my pinky finger....

[@fikilendingi2499]

Burning and Returning items isnt long... not trying to get triggered 3 - 6 months down the line. Let is burn... heal... move along swiftly.

[@loz198897]

Twitter is ruthless man 😂😂

[@Cas3PhD]

Yes, you guys are the assholes for laughing when dude is asking for help. The love of his life, James and Fuhad!!! 😂😂

[@Snalo_Mathenjwa]

why was the baboon named Somizi though?🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's wild

[@made_with_rage]

IT WIGGLES 😂 😂 😂 😂 💀

[@IAMXVE]

On catch up duty!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@gemwest17]

JD and apple Juice is good.... Its called Applejack!

[@yoyo3121999]

Kate being Holly is a twist used not to surprise because they had enough surprise In the show. She was the same person so the show could show the pov from Holly’s side of that interaction. If Holly wasn’t Kate they wouldn’t have been able to show that pov and make it congruent, making that scene unreliable. I’m bad at explaining but I hope this makes sense.

[@muneneangela6782]

Hey sorry I’m just watching it now 7 months later haha but I would like to discuss this so yes I have understood why it was necessary for Holly to be Kate so that we see her pov and etc but what next after seeing it how does it influence the movie

[@christianmukarati7682]

James ik u just read this comment 100k soon COMEEEEEE!!!!

[@emilyjones4998]

you can tell man don’t understand the mechanics of a catheter🤣🤣

[@octoberbaby1422]

All sex toys have sizes and dimensions on the packaging

[@katerose969]

No contact is the only way!

[@Blahblahblah69097]

This one is personal LMAO

[@veryfitting]

Surely the prosecutor is in a conflict of interest situation and if she gets found out the entire trial goes tits up and he walks plus she loses her license

[@eurediceralf]

International = facts. Amsterdam is laughing too fam 😝

[@malicy1080]

James is the perfect movie companion. The discussions after will be lit. With him, it's definitely movie and dinner to discuss, lol

[@simongillblad6740]

Had to convert 3.5 inches to cm before I could laugh at the jokes proudly

[@Nellytak]

This comment had me laughing all over again. Thank you 🙌🏽

[@nqobilezondi4314]

😂😂😂😂 please this comment is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shawnlove4502]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@msthang5366]

That’s tiny. Micropeen

[@Thelucky23]

😢😅😂😂

[@Jaydiaz92]

Maybe we're good at eye measurements because we buy shoes by heel size 😂

[@CIPHER_World]

Mystery revealed

[@krazyboi42]

Y’all aren’t good at it. None of y’all. Unless y’all are a professional or measure things for a living, absolute trash.

[@olivenboo]

we also know what they feel like inside us. i’d wager gay/bi men have good eye measurements, too.

[@krazyboi42]

@@olivenboo be careful who you trust cause they lie too.

[@islabee94]

I can tell the size differences when its in my mouth 💀💀💀

[@jaskaur173]

I only look forward to Mondays solely bc of this podcast 🤣😂 James and fuhad, you guys are the highlight of my day today

[@ayeSpazz]

Saaammee🤣🤣🤣

[@jones9497]

But how can I make you the highlight of my every day? 😍 #WhiteRobesAndYeezys

[@kelladohring9825]

SAME!!!!!

[@FBHF_COMMUNITY]

I really wanna hear Fuhad's Heart break story

[@candaceestrada5744]

I’m trying to nurse and these guys have me laughing so hard my baby keeps waking up 😂😂😂

[@aliciabernal9193]

Yes! My son and I love “turning red”. I love when James recommends what people would consider “children’s movies”. We enjoy them as a family. Fun for all

[@samkelesowazi4084]

As a South African that story killed me, we need more of those cause men in this country are an epidemic.

[@ginsu_pd]

😭😂 We need saving because they're truly a whole EPIDEMIC. Outsiders don't believe it

[@nqobilezondi4314]

😂😂😂😂 Please I'm crying 😂😂😂saze sasha

[@Kusanagi7618]

Wow, supporting rape....and you think you're better/doing something? Heal from the hate in your heart ma'am coz what you forget is those men are probably INNOCENT just like female victims of rape. I'm truly disgusted by your behaviour. It's things like these sometimes that just have me wanna throw my hands and not even support victims of rape. Unlike you, as a man, I'm part of an organisation that deals with victims of rape and we help them. You, with your female status do nothing but support the rape of innocent people just coz they're men and you think you're noble. Disgusting.

[@thePanda_huma]

We definitely need more of them 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbi9579]

As for Somizi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ndanatseyi]

I burst out laughing at that baboon’s nickname 😂 They named him after a gay South African TV personality called Somizi, who’s really flamboyant 😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious, much love from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

[@babifacedcutie09]

That makes the story SO much funnier 😂

[@angiescully2110]

I came to look for this comment. I burst out laughing when fuhad calmly and unawarely of the background said the nickname. 😂😅😂😅 Too funny!

[@aleksandrahill334]

I found you guys from TikTok and just needed to hear you two talk for longer than a min you guys make me laugh constantly 🥰❤️

[@chichisanyaka9439]

Same here! And I haven’t looked back

[@qianaberryman7236]

Same! I'm hooked now lol

[@rosey23607]

Me envisioning james running in them hoochie daddy shorts away from somizi 😂

[@Bulelwakoko]

Hawu Nkosi yam 🤣🤣🤣

[@katekane4919]

“I hate ads. Can’t stand them” then Immediately goes into a manscaped ad! 🤣

[@Weareclairvoyance]

I love how they talk about hating ads and then immediately go into an ad 😂

[@buildyourvibe9838]

Y'all gained a new listener. Good vibes and the energy is bless. Keep killing it! Respect from Toronto

[@Jeli_cat]

I only discovered these guys a week ago and I have been religiously listening to their podcast. It’s amazing! Keep up the good work boys 😚

[@kyanheywood9417]

same found them last week they have all i been listening to😂

[@rebeccawarner4860]

Same, I haven't laughed this much in time!! Looking forward to mondays from now on 🤣

[@just.aislyn]

I found you on TikTok and came over to KZbin. I’m sooo glad I came! This tickles me so bad! I forwarded the link to my son in the Navy. He loves it too!

[@Haila_]

The reenactment of the baboon story has me in tears 🤣🤣 when Fuhad pretends to be the baboon running 🤣😂

[@babytheresalight6699]

Nooo tell me why the thumbnail looked like Fuhad was wearing a camo tube top over a white shirt

[@omphilelerato4593]

I’m from South Africa and I love your video 👌🏼❤️😂😂😂 I don’t get bored watching you guys

[@jnoble261]

3" is better than the 8".. I would probably vomit from the bag and smell of it.. Plus, always wanted a family.. If it's not wide enough for urine, sperm is not getting through.

[@LPnerd]

as a retired nurse, two things, a avg size inflated 6". and do not sit here and tell me you haven't measured your own. PLEEEESE. You are the only men on planet that haven't if that's the truth. You guys make me laugh so hard. thanks.

[@collecktivfashion]

No, they are not. Some men just measure it against the TV remote control.

[@LPnerd]

@@collecktivfashion ROFLMAO.

[@GrimP4nda]

Love how the manscaped ad was during you guys talking about hating ads 🤣

[@Bajolaluna23]

Women know inches because of their heels fyi

[@anwuliii]

Good job guys! I’m currently binge watching all of your episodes! My folks think I’m crazy 😂😂😂 Laughing this hard at work should be disallowed.

[@faridbejar3973]

Just so you guys know, the audio on Spotify cuts at 55 minutes, idk if you have to re upload or what but that happened to me

[@tjo3410]

Leave. When I was in high school, I was told something that you simply can't forget: "Going back to an ex is like putting a piece of shit back in your asshole" You can't unhear something like that. Lol 😂

[@loz198897]

That definitely paints a picture 😂😂, surely they could have said "Going back to an ex is like putting toothpaste back in the tube"... I like the contrast of either being blunt or being subtle 😂😂

[@ahspiritualpod]

LOOOOOOL

[@laceymaslin3649]

Thank you i needed this

[@robynhalyard9100]

I'll always remember this now 😂

[@kaylerlee5387]

I'm South African and I never heard that story. The fact that they call him Somizi makes it even funnier because you have to see Somizi.

[@cjynel0927b]

Turning red is about her getting her period and the panda is an analogy of the flow so the bigger the flow the bigger the panda

[@d-vngwenya4043]

Honestly I would rather navigate and go through life with 2 members. I'm sure they'd both be useful somehow

[@reginamushi6582]

What? You mean 7months ago you didn't even have 100K! Look at you now almost 500K!

[@Aline6I]

The Baboon story.... 😂😂😂My word..