SHUFFLE-T VS MARLO | Don't Flop Rap Battle *BAD BARS*

[@donb2527]

Im back after 6-7 years to revisit this gem, greetings from Norway, best battle rappers I’ve seen in the whole world

[@MannyFlanders]

Same, this is genius

[@brianboru8858]

Me too. This is the best battle I have ever seen

[@Royal-lc5mh]

🇳🇴 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔥

[@tomasburian6550]

Classics like this never die.

[@jluchette]

This is super cool and unique, with 2 rappers synonymous with the UK scene. To say they’re “the best battlers ever in the world” seems… pretty much objectively false. You can say they’re your personal favorites, but calling them better MCs than literally anyone else who ever battle rappers the world over? That just doesn’t seem…. Correct.

[@Lamedvavnik]

The funny part is their bad bars are better than a load of battle rappers I've heard when they're taking seriously.

[@iamhexoronii]

URL rappers are gonna look at these videos and see this as a goldmine full of bars to steal from lmao

[@khaaliqwalker8547]

URL don't want that what are you talking about?

[@MobKnowledge]

Tsu Surf would deliver half of these with a straight face.

[@yakctwotimezs8500]

2019 still halarious

[@saintstorm7]

@@khaaliqwalker8547 url is fucking trash those half baked morons would take what they can get. Yes they absolutely would

[@CM-sc5we]

*JohnJohn has entered the chat*

[@OsofoGriot]

The grater flip may just be the best line in rap battle history.

[@torizo8763]

Oh noice

[@FrazerLoveman]

“Shut up dialect and zen” is definitely the best

[@deanroberts2415]

nah dna malcolm x vs sensa

[@aaronfledge]

@@FrazerLoveman Is there any hidden meaning to that one? I find it hilarious just for the surprise factor, and the contempt he says it with

[@FrazerLoveman]

@@aaronfledge Watch their battle against dialect and zen and it will all make sense

[@jizmjackson9177]

"I'm not doing wordplay on your footwear when I pun shoe." lmfao

[@seancustard9782]

"The roof aint my child but il raise it"

[@derrickdavis1147]

Line INSTANT CLASSIC

[@amarpatel2297]

Sad part is eminem basically said this on his recovery album

[@amarpatel2297]

@@adhopper2294 "i solemnly swear to treat this roof like my daughters and raise it"

[@realeyesrealisereallies97]

@@adhopper2294 cmon mate, don't you know Not Afraid lol

[@Justin60693]

@@realeyesrealisereallies97 41 minuted ago and your replying to a comment 2 years ago lmao

[@urbawz]

lol at the guy in the crowd at 4:27 "slow it down!" hahahahahaha

[@carlosshimshon4733]

That was Arkaic 😂😂

[@freestylingwhistler]

"i'm so sick, i need a week off, you're not sick, you just got a weak cough" hahahah

[@sebastianGunnarson71]

It was “take a week off” and “fake a wee cough”

[@gregbradshaw9174]

@@sebastianGunnarson71 ur a fuckin idiot haha

[@English_Harry]

@@gregbradshaw9174 because he said the right lyrcis? how does that figure haha

[@gregbradshaw7220]

@@English_Harry tagged the wrong guy

[@JordanBumper]

"He's like an Insomniac, he's not interesting" BODYBAG

[@jluchette]

Into resting? LMAO that was some FIRE. “Bad bars” me cheeky bum. 😜

[@andymeyers4332]

That What-Did-You-Re-Do? Line is still top 10 of all time in battle rap for me lol

[@JohnPork-gr3bx]

I don't get it

[@andymeyers4332]

@@JohnPork-gr3bx did-you-re-do = didgeridoo

[@cybersecurity7466]

"I ain't talking two-dimensional procreation when I say he's my flatmate"

[@quinndean8333]

If DNA used Marlo's bars, people would respect them

[@brokenamericandream]

That's sad and true. Haha

[@zazza5365]

I always thought Shuffle T was the talent of the group but this battle completely shows Marlo is hilariously talented. Maybe he is the real talent.

[@MrKiingpin]

Greg Cluff I think shuffle is the better performer and Marlo the better writer

[@rainerwinkler6140]

MrKiingpin the grater flip and the insomniac line did it for me

[@TurtleMC1993]

Theyre both just absolute fire 🔥 both great writers, both likeable with a good sense of humour and both great performers. Shuffle t my is my favourite though

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

@@TurtleMC1993 I think marlo writes funnier punchlines but shuffle is a better performer and is more watchable

[@DibzzehM8]

There both the talent

[@bleezy17]

I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system. Not a big fan!!

[@harux2986]

Man this line still kills me ''I'll get my dwarf mother to hit you with her car, that's how I kill em with mini-mum drive''

[@terra2805]

Just wow.....hands down the funniest battle I've ever seen....sides are hurting from laughing man....who gives a fuck where they were schooled man....like really....they're a breath of fresh air and nuff respect to both guys....that "greater flip" bar was hilarious....loved it man....more of these "bad bars" battles Eurgh PLEEEAAASSE!! 😆

[@N1GGaHbOOwonderchops]

the roof aint my child but ill raise it!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!

[@kelvinmichael6272]

Thats Eminem's line. Not afraid

[@tehshortnoob]

If anyone doesn't get the "I mean come on Shuff, don't act like you better man We both drank Pepsi Max from those same old Pepsi cans" bar, here's the explanation; In Hollohan vs Pat Stay, Pat Stay disses Hollohan for doing drugs, to which Hollohan points out “We both smoked crack from the same Coke can”

[@richardronson7897]

*same old Pepsi can

[@jluchette]

Lol we caught it. Anyone who doesn’t know that ain’t clicking on a “bad bars” battle. Those people probably don’t care for battle rap, or they’re the type that only watches their “favorite battler” and is in every comment section saying “Diz is the goat” or “Pat is the goat” because that’s the only battler they know.

[@terencegowrley6883]

The Didjeridu bar was mad "when in Australia what did you re do" broooo

[@michaelkessler5312]

Its like I took the M-A-R-L-O out of your name.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@oxoamybabyoxo]

OMG that shit was my FAVE! I was just searching the comments for this one! Then the other guy said, "I'll take the FFL outta ur name... for some reason..." lmao oh man that shit is fuckin funny!

[@critical]

best one in years!!

[@jamestharan]

"So whilst out in Australia...WHAT DID YOU REA' DO?"

[@georgeday5665]

+darkabomination345 well done mate

[@jamestharan]

+George Day LOL. Darkabomination is the type of guy to say yes when Tsu Surf asks if he needs to put it in subtitles or something..

[@spindatish]

+jamestharan nah, he was correcting you for fucking up the line in the first place tbh

[@ainsbass]

+jamestharan You just messed up and someone had to come and correct you. Unless you think you spell 'redo' as 'rea' do'....?

[@missundies]

Redo*, it works perfectly well with just 'redo', what was your thought behind 'rea'do'? You think that's how didgeridoo is spelled? 😂

[@b0rnwithabeard]

all these years later and that guy in the beanie in the front row still pisses me off with his over the top laughing

[@Gatapotata]

Frankie Phraser

[@andrewtraylor8272]

I wont lie, this was a funny battle. I like the format, Conceited would thrive with this. Its nice to see a good injection of comedy in the battles. BTW Marlo won witht the "Grater flip" that was too funny.

[@J0rD5t3R]

"When I say he's boring, I'm not simply messing. I call him insomniac because he's not inter-esting" - that's one of the cleverest lines I've ever heard.

[@LorFire]

In- ta/to-resting

[@alexraptors95]

This is the best battle DF has uploaded, very good idea- only these two could pull this off... Brilliant work to everyone involved.

[@FreeTheColonized]

this is how some people actually rap

[@nicholasputt9054]

i wish everyone rapped like this

[@m8j8s77]

Me.

[@Enlorand]

I honestly think Shuffle t is the best in Don't flop.

[@2904Smithy]

lunar c

[@achande]

+Enlorand 3-0 charlie clips

[@jackpartridge7506]

Heretic

[@DulKyoujiAnime]

"When I throw feeces at the crowd, that's when shit hits the fan" BARS HAAAAAAAAAAH XD

[@SarkingMajor]

THE GRATER FLIP LMFAO THAT WAS LEGENDARY

[@gyulaleon9220]

This is basically Big Sean the rap battle.

[@tomdoran6006]

i beg you do this again this year xD

[@Halry1]

Kinda weird that we title this bad bars but over in the states they'd just be considered ...bars. Or URL bars, Daylyt bars. But when he does it people take it seriously. Strange as hell how much image dictates how you're perceived.

[@FatBabiesWithAids]

the fuck you mean in the states? in the states theyd be considered good, but in the UK theyd be considered the best bars in the history of uk battle rap. except shotty

[@towelie8608]

Looool james be trollin

[@camgan1]

Of course. Everyone knows the best rappers are from the UK. Liverpool: Birthplace of Tupac Shakur.

[@machinima1996]

camgan1 Tupac wasn't born in Liverpool...

[@camgan1]

Lew It was a joke. He was implying that UK rappers are better than US rappers which is clearly ridiculous so I made a sarcastic remark illustrating how ridiculous that is.

[@Hatchie87]

Great battle, funny AF! 😭 we need a bad bars part 2 💯

[@justinrosenberg7638]

This battle never gets old.

[@MustahkoPantteri]

9 years later.. can confirm

[@WhiteElephantFilms1]

best battle yet, my main problem with a lot of DF rappers is how seriously they take themselves..wana see more like this

[@u0772383]

he's an insomniac, he's not intoresting!! madness! haha that was actually pretty sikk! bigg up Marlo!

[@Uhhhhhhhmmmm]

Had to rewatch after all these years for the grater flip bar, golden.

[@skreml8804]

same. Still one of the best battles

[@OGofOGz]

i cant front this is prolly tha funniest battle ive ever seen! hahahahahaha!

[@OGofOGz]

***** lol thanks fam!

[@nollieflip_ninja2069]

this is the first battle iv seen in a long time that im going to re-watch straight away!

[@Yasinyoh]

The cheese grater flip was the most incredible 'rebuttal' in history

[@bentaylor10]

Its mad how little views this has, genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen

[@antonhbp]

That dude with grey shirt in the first row have never had this much fun in his entire life.

[@Edukate95]

There is constant laughter throughout this entire battle, love it! Great crowd.

[@mongrelthesnowchimp7676]

That Did ya re do line is fire

[@SikeNawGaming]

Please do more of these battles, it shows the good and humor in battle rap and very entertaining to watch!

[@Shadow90Cvijetin]

Please TURN ON your subtitles when Villun speaks. It's some funny shit. "It's model I'll tomato basil like got some bad things"

[@dylanwesson5]

😂😂😂😂

[@WrathfulPride]

This is one of the few battles that I can watch over and over without skipping a single thing. Instant classic.

[@kayschumann8545]

wer ist hier wegen den dltlly bad bars battle ??? :D

[@hepay4210]

Ich bin hier wegen dem Käsereibensalto :) das Battle ist einfach der Hammer. Beide Battles

[@kayschumann8545]

hahahahha aufjeden

[@finnheimberg7350]

+Kay Schümann Ich :D

[@nzudemezudemomusic2378]

ich xD

[@loz6170]

dltlly hat das geklaut

[@free07styler]

Agreed, this is by far one of the best battle i've seen. Nice one Marlo and Shuffle-T.

[@ZonnasWorld]

11:15 Marlo --> "Fuck you" Nobody else see this?

[@RelLinkWish]

This has to be the most hilarious battle I've seen in a long, long time Eurgh bring this back!

[@Searchy001]

"shout out to Anton Murphy". Haaaaaaaahahahaha Brilliant.

[@Goberzh]

We need a round 2

[@VirtualRageMaster]

10 years later kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZnGooN4ecl0l6M

[@animeisland420]

"Now may i direct your attention the security taa..." Thats were i laughed uncontrollably like jafar from Aladdin on a full bus. Imagine all those eyes.

[@thebusket]

this is what zain azrai did vs grist, only it wasn't an april fools battle. zain winning was a joke though.

[@youngchuckie1249]

this is what zain uses against any1

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

The lyrical scheme is low key amazing

[@Jepbars]

Could someone explain Shuffle-T's "wrap the wrapper, cigarette on my back, roll farris (?) lines?

[@ThePrawnicus]

'Wrap the rapper Zen into a cigarette on my back the way you went Rolf Harris (Roll the riz) on me' - Wordplay calling him a paedophile pretty much

[@ciarono1093]

I love the really bored looking bouncer behind Shuffle.

[@missundies]

Top 10 most bored guy I've ever seen

[@imrankazzy9076]

haha good to see arkaic appreciate the les miserables/lez miserable line, so many quotables, that grater flip, the interesting/in to resting, minimum drive/ mini mum drive.. this got to be like my forth replay of this battle since it dropped, large up dont flop for the new concepts and keeping things fresh.

[@robertstuchberry8305]

that security guy looks well bored lol

[@missundies]

I was just thinking that, he ain't even listening, he must be top 10 of the most bored guys I've seen

[@IronWangCreates]

“Slow it down!” Best crowd participation in a battle

[@NMC206]

That towel line had me laughing my ass off 😂😂😂

[@8JFTW]

one of my favourite videos ever man

[@JohnSmith-np1ux]

better bars than most of battle rap

[@TurtleMC1993]

Theyre both just absolute fire 🔥 both great writers, both likeable with a good sense of humour and both great performers. Shuffle t my is my favourite though

[@studio48productions5]

The "Fuck you" on 11:18 is priceless

[@1shotukpr2]

One of the best battles this year and on dont flop ..

[@OGofOGz]

yooooooooooooooo this shit is str8 comedy!! i literally laughed thru this whole "battle"!!! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[@Yarblocosifilitico]

this battle is a masterpiece

[@ippimerawr]

You can actually see the security guard smiling a bit though, shows how funny those two are!

[@Slantdude]

I watch this video once a week because it has so many quotables stuck in my head

[@samjamaraminyournan5139]

funniest battle iv ever seen

[@bentaylor10]

i could watch this all day its far too amusing

[@SqueakyNeb]

Marlo and Shuffle are amazing. This is great.

[@manofthepeephole]

One of the greatest battles I've seen, definitely the funniest

[@Brezuk]

Someone explain the pepsi can line?

[@Eco_Cide]

This is one of the best battles i've seen.

[@reowreow8362]

So this is how Bloodstro feels...

[@MrFREErunFOREVER]

Well played Sir.

[@BIurstoftimes]

Top 3 battles of the year so far, one of the funniest battles of all time. Genius idea. That grater flip.

[@huhndaking777]

the les miserables line... godlike

[@paTROLLINGxD]

What I like about this battle is that they both came with raw bars. No jokes just straight real rap shit!

[@tijmenbruin]

And im not doing wordplay on your footwear, when i pun shoe :P

[@Cidisin]

I think the "I'm the opposite of an industrial cooling system - not a big fan" is good a bar

[@hubblebublumbubwub5215]

As a Dutch person this is my favorite battle because it's so easy to follow

[@mrnoupperlip9873]

most Marlo & Shuffle battles are quite easy to follow

[@420Harlequin]

the thorpe park bit is quality,this was just the best kind of entertaining

[@BboyTurtleFreak]

If anything, Marlo + shuffle should do the mirror match battle, just battle each other within the mirror.

[@ACemcee4]

This was incredible man

[@070laurensKWP]

What Didgeridoo (did you redo? lmao so sick

[@jluchette]

This stuff is genius. I’m an American who really appreciates that stereotypical, dry, witty, British humoUr. Combine that with being a huge fan of battle rap, all the English-speaking leagues, all the battlers, I just love the culture. And this kind of performance can only come from the Uk battle scene. Y’all are irreplaceable in this culture.

[@SteelBastard]

Zain Azrai vs Marlo. Don't tell Zain Azrai it's a bad bars battle. I still think Marlo will win.

[@youngchuckie1249]

Impossible, zains normal bars will be worse

[@missundies]

You mean Zain would win, and yeah..I realise this comment is 6 years old 😂

[@neemo23571]

Im a fan of this. I appreciate serious battling but always love a laugh! Respect to Both these guys.

[@thebossinator12345]

tbh if tony d used some of the word play everyone would think it was sick

[@GenericCoyote]

Revisiting this classic once again

[@XxRymenxX]

"I call him insomnia because he's not inte-resting" DAmn!Sick battle!

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

"I don't give a damn what your name is- oh wait, Adam is what your name is!" is still so good

[@amalia2669]

That bouncer is so bored.

[@missundies]

Top 10 of the most bored guys I have ever seen, no lie

[@mr.wright9867]

I was worried that i wouldn't get the references. But this is hands down the funniest battle i watched this year.

[@AkatsukiFlame3]

Bad bars? This is how I normally rap :(

[@Ireallyneedintensivetherapy]

Apathetic Llama is a pun a bad joke?

[@missundies]

@@Ireallyneedintensivetherapy that depends on whether your taste in humour is good or bad..why, you got a good one?

[@achande]

This is still the best battle on youtube, more entertaining that anything that ever came after.