Shuler King - They Are Never At Work

[@chukc2012]

"We've been here a lot unless we're not here" That part alone right here is hella funny.🤣

[@fidelgarcia5683]

That reminded me of my baby's mama I told her "everytime I come to see my son you're not home, you're on the street or somewhere" and she said "if I'm not home doesn't mean I'm on the street it just means I'm not home" wtf 😂

[@C4RR0T2]

Took me out. 🤣🤣💀

[@Sandra-du6cv]

Ahhhhhh @chukc you might not have notice lol that's the scary emoji not the laughing one. My auntie had been using the same scary emoji and she's very religous when I told my auntie you about too go straight to hell. Lol showed the scary emoji and the laughing till you cry emoji. She was horrified and lol'd 😂😉

[@ejjunior6611]

Ahahahahahahaha!😅😂🤣😆😅😂🤣😆

[@solomone94]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dimensionsdance]

I thank them for their honesty.

[@dianna268]

Yes😂

[@judysanders9684]

I thank 😊 them to, sometimes 😅🤣😂

[@DeeDe730]

I Thank them, occasionally for just trying to show up🙂

[@kareemaferguson4291]

Honestly funny

[@misskay46]

sure do🤣🤣🤣

[@yisel-yaaz5689]

This is not a business 🤦🏽‍♀️, that’s someone’s house that don’t want guests 🤣

[@ABum-nc7sb]

Then I need that or make my own

[@TheConnonedrum]

I'm saying.

[@jaifyre702]

Lmmfao

[@daniellalino]

Y'all stay killing me in these comments!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheOneandPrettyOne07]

I hope so 😂😂😂

[@prncssdiva20]

They should’ve just put Maybe we is maybe we aint.

[@binky1339]

lmaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo

[@vmaultsby]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferharden2258]

Yep🤭

[@sandysimpson4785]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bernardrawashington4024]

This is actually the motto. If you go in, you can see it to left on the wall. It’s there sometimes, and sometimes it’s not. It depends on if they are there or not. LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marleycoldburr]

If “I create my own schedule” was a whole business.

[@KayBeOnline]

Facts 😂 now, that's a flexible schedule

[@user-kv3ut6pv4b]

drove package truck with UPS , seen a notice like that once....who can remember all that BS

[@DremerInc]

Definitely sounds like a hood tax place. Lmbo...

[@54andcounting17]

My People, My People . Smh

[@laurenbenee]

🤣🤣

[@befab2047]

That's a "based on my mood" business... Mood to make money, we here... Not in the mood to be bothered, we close🤷🏾‍♀️

[@tashumbriamiller]

Right, that's an Uber driver's hours..lol

[@uknw1952]

😄

[@kdubnyc6313]

😂😂😂

[@RealRoyaltE]

Basically 😂😂😂

[@hellenista]

😂😂😂

[@funnyblooperreels7135]

In the words of Rachel Ray: "I'll see you when I see you".

[@keydyshastaton8089]

Right like wth 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@macewbee]

Yep

[@roseamberzine5846]

And Jason Aldean's lyrics

[@WinterBlake22]

😂😂😂😂

[@Sandra-du6cv]

Lol I love Rachel Ray saying never says bye but see you when I see you.😁 But I definitely would find a different business with a set schedule those unpredictable hours are craziness 😯

[@yolandayoung3089]

LETS KEEP IT REAL! A lot of businesses need this sign on their doors and on their websites!!! PERIOD! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@tarap5618]

So so true!!!

[@discrw]

Y’all don’t realize this is a retirees business, they already put in their 30 years and now they just work when they feel like it.

[@charporter8655]

Lol that part 😂

[@tootiesmom6314]

Lol 🤣 You are probably correct!

[@juanitanoju2984]

Don't blame retirees for this lazy owner. This belongs to some 20 or 30 something person with NO work ethic. You don't get to be a retiree with no work ethic.

[@callieduval3000]

My former dentist he don't even let his staff know til when he ain't coming in

[@hellenista]

😂

[@SaharaColeman]

This makes so much sense on where I’m at in life and where my mind drifts off too. Sometimes I’m here and sometimes not at all chile 😂🤣

[@cjbette7]

😝😝😝

[@notbroku9528]

🤣🤣🤣

[@charporter8655]

Same here with me sister! Life be like that sometimes. I have learned how to mentally check out on things and people, especially since the "pandemic" 🤷🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@vmaultsby]

🤣🤣😍😍

[@jenniferharden2258]

Nooo🤣🤣🤣 stop it🤣🤣🤣

[@joemomma3208]

They have “no business” being “in business” with “no business” 😂😂😂😂

[@brianaa6502]

😂

[@kennyking4554]

That's why they should just quit and mind they own gah dang "bidness"

[@tishmason5078]

It’s still Early Joe Momma🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lareishamiles4653]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cjbette7]

😝😝😝

[@kghanna1106]

Translation: "Come through when we be here. If we ain't here then piss off"😂

[@phyllismceady5898]

😂😂😂👍🏿

[@chrdlm]

This another way to say "we just don't care"

[@monicamackeyt7231]

The long round about way🤣🤣

[@shrondasmith7544]

They are also saying "I am gonna keep doing me."

[@porschiafemi]

Exactly. They wrote so much… its gonna drive people away because people will be confused about when to come by. ((After delta variant of covid came thru)) Some places still have signs up saying “walk ins welcome” but also keep their doors locked & signs say “call upon arrival” (no number listed on their door)… i dont have time to be confused in that manner: either u want my money or you dont.. i cant wait 20 minutes to wait for u to see me @ the door.. then u say “sorry, come back later”

[@Hooderaw]

That is the most honest and forthcoming explanation of business hours that I've ever come across. Basically, just drive thru to see if we open if you really fvck with our product. Your best bet is between 1 and 4 but if you need to slide thru at 7am or after 6pm, do so with zero expectation of us being open.

[@angelasmith3967]

Well, damn! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LynRuiz]

👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

So would you fvck with a business like that? Cuz I definitely would!

[@peepla7]

This cracked me up! They should have a sign that says, "we probably just pretending to be here."

[@ladyprophetofcle]

😅😅😅

[@altheawarren729]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lynnlynn8259]

Or a sign that says : Ghost !

[@peepla7]

@@lynnlynn8259 right!!!

[@tammi67able]

Lol

[@oprahsue1960]

My work schedule dream….. go when you feel like it!!!! Work goals!!!!

[@liv_love_laugh4615]

🤣🤣🤣

[@realfireman9835]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel dat.

[@latashaalston4350]

I am with you on that one 10000000%

[@susanchristian5217]

Yess 🤣🤣

[@68baby90]

Goals😂😂😂😂

[@darlenab.7179]

They really are not serious about their business. Basically, they are there whenever and whatever.

[@MsTripplesix]

When keeping it real goes right.

[@blackkat2018]

Well some short staff bad

[@RachaelHful]

Like the Maxwell song says 😆

[@ThouArtOfWar0724]

Darelena we not tripping off your funky $35 dollars.

[@darlenab.7179]

@@ThouArtOfWar0724 You don't know me and I definitely don't know you. So stay focused on Shuler.

[@danadudley3127]

Whatever they sell must be AMAZING!

[@kc077]

Drugs gotta be in the list cuz who else could follow such a crazy schedule 😂

[@danadudley3127]

@@kc077 🤣 💯

[@mspam4807]

Yeah Tony is there getting it together lol

[@BettyWhite2171]

Lololol!!

[@DC-it6qw]

I'd love to hear from an actual customer

[@angbusinessconsulting2785]

That's a good sign nothing in the shop is important.

[@shrondasmith7544]

The hours they are open is called CPT time which on the streets means " Colored Peoples Time."

[@in-spir4197]

If "catch me when you can" went retail. 😁

[@gigidooley3892]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@in-spir4197]

@@gigidooley3892 😁

[@maryhall6193]

👍👍

[@itsallabouto8904]

Well....the sign is confusing but spelled correctly. 🤯

[@lynnlynn8259]

I agree 👍🏾💯💯💯😊 Every word was spelled correctly 🤣🤣😂😂

[@sue4421]

lolol That's code for "You DEFINITELY need to call BEFORE you make the trip, cause ain't NO TELLING"😂😂😂🤣😂

[@slimhardaway8]

Just say Appointments Only No Walk-ins, just wasting folks time!

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

But then you could call and make an appointment, and when your appointment come around they ain't there. Somebody said earlier "best bet is to come between 1 and 4."

[@LovelyTrueRed]

This crazy a heck. Looks like the hours of operation sign was written by Dr. Seuss 😆😆😆😆😆. So it seems the best hours to try and patronize this business are between the hours of 1p.m. and 4p.m (3 hrs). Just keep your fingers crossed it isn't a day they aren't there at all 😆😆😆😆.

[@netinamaria4877]

I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER WITH THOSE PEOPLE😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janellmeads1399]

By appointment only seems better!

[@tashumbriamiller]

@@janellmeads1399 Right just let them know you're coming and they might be there on that day unless they're not.

[@foxxyldyfrca]

How do they make any damn money

[@hellenista]

Dr. Seuss 🤣🤣🤣🥰

[@NPRYRS]

"I'm gone be where I'm at!" Ice Cube-All About The Benjamin's

[@lynnlynn8259]

I See You When I Get There !

[@april4878]

This reminds me of how my brother in law runs the store. I got tired of hearing customers fuss at me for him not opening on time, so I left the business completely. Some people just don't have good work ethic and that isn't exclusive to employees only. Owners should hold themselves to an even higher standard than the people they hire.

[@Hooderaw]

It was a pizza shop that was across the street from my high school that rocked with that mentality. They food was good af. It was differently worth taking a detour on my way home from work to see if they were open or not and I didn't care how long the line was or if it was raining as the store was kind of outside.

[@tashumbriamiller]

I get it. If the store or restaurant or whatever is that good people will wait for whenever they're open.

[@Hooderaw]

@@tashumbriamiller exactly!

[@lezilewhitehurst466]

Better get it while it's hot hours🔥keepin it real✌😎

[@emeliakpinpuo251]

Wow what a tease lol. I actually believe that the pizza was amazing for you to drive and see if they are open… wow they really on some the public needs us and we don’t need them kinda business.

[@SunshineTarot]

This is hilarious 😂

[@devetaowens404]

I’m weak!!!!!

[@reneebordonada9633]

@@devetaowens404 t

[@Songbird36able]

I mean rolling on the floor hilarious 🤣 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelast1163]

I gotta feeling they sell the best platters when they are open🤷🏾‍♂️

[@southgeorgiagal8099]

Or it's a liquor store.

[@sandrahenry5598]

I appreciate you clarifying their hours of maybe could be most likely might not be open for operation days.

[@shrondasmith7544]

They are straight to the point we start, finish, and open when we get ready no worries right here..

[@Lord_Fried]

This reminds me of my former barber. His schedule was always changing and he would cancel often as well. I just had to find someone else.. Damn shame, he gave a great haircut.

[@tjax5534]

😂😂😂Yep!

[@kaynone1726]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@branbranshenanigans1693]

It’s always the ones who cut best that are unstable.

[@ShadesofSage]

My brothers have had the same experience 😂!

[@ampollard7041]

Ppl that have a great product or great skills most always have piss poor service 🤦🏿‍♀️

[@adeina777]

It's always a Tony or a Darryl. Priceless. I love us. Yes...this is us.

[@dmanigo77]

I couldn’t have explained it better myself.

[@kenyettahayes5324]

I’m fuckin weak asf Either ur ass there or u not 😒👊🏾👊🏾

[@josettecollins5376]

That right there is why a lot of small businesses fail.

[@hotandsoursoup2664]

My old job was like this until I went full time, but wouldn't be open on my days off & complain that sales are low. The owner's kids would take off all the time, work at the other store, or not show up. I left & got a better job.

[@peepla7]

Translation: we independently wealthy and we don't need your money so we show up when we show up and hey sometimes we don't show. hahaha

[@doudymac]

And when you finally make it in after trying for days, what you're looking for is sold out... 😁

[@carltonbanks5470]

We ain't got dat. Can't tell ya when we might have mo. Sorry.

[@wonnielee3407]

I'll never shop at that mf again 😤 😆

[@kennyking4554]

If "we just don't give a mosquito's a*%" was a business Edits: "bidness"

[@catmichelle574]

Periodt 🤣🤣🤣

[@tanikawashington8246]

Lol

[@Hooderaw]

Naw, they care. They just keeping it a buck. They stuff is that good that they can open and close when they want.

[@kdubnyc6313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KayBeOnline]

Right! 😂 That's a bidness, not a business.

[@jaylene.turner6524]

A new meaning of “🎶disappearing act🎶”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Carafeliz6326]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@duchesseebene1273]

Just say "Business hours vary so call before coming". Or "this is just a front for the illegal activities going on behind these locked doors".

[@LasVegasPitbull]

I absolutely LOVE this sign‼️ Hilarious

[@ericab936]

To be here or not to be here that is the question 🤣😂🤣😂

[@jaylene.turner6524]

If “I’m just here for a paycheck, and not for work” was a sign. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@netmatrix75]

In Asia we call people with such schedule, people that does not care at all. So when they lament that they do not have customers or business is slow, we just laugh at them for this reason alone.

[@wakeupmrwest4357]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DaLane4real]

Whole new meaning to “Lights are on but Nobody's Home”

[@alee7322]

There is a local bakery that has a sign that says “Call and set an appointment to come in.” My cousin wanted a birthday cake from them. So I had to call in to make my order, then call to set an appointment to pick the cake up. Discounts not included.

[@sharonw2862]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DarlingNikki2]

Grammar: Good Honest: To a Fault Catching Them Open: Priceless 😆

[@TheConnonedrum]

If "fly by night business" was a sign...

[@suzrmx250]

They forgot to add the most important part to the sign ( you're buisness is appreciated " sometimes " thank you )

[@quincywright2821]

"We be here sometime, but not like HERE, HERE"!...ya dig?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erickabass4929]

😂 This reminds me of a line from a song in The Wizard of Oz! It goes, “We get up at 12, and start to work at 1. Take an hour for lunch, and then at 2 we’re done!” 😂

[@latashaalston4350]

Rotflmmfao

[@smoke2668]

That sums up my co-workers perfectly. 😂😂😂😂

[@1limited669]

At least there "Honest" about there Shady business hours.......With those hours, makes you wonder what there REALLY selling! 😂😂

[@lenaluv826]

SELLING YOUR SANITY🤪🤯

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

*their* ,not there and *they're* ,not there OMG. 🤦🏻😁😅😂🤣

[@sharonsmalls6846]

@@jayskicksnfits9372 Most people don't know the difference between, the words there, their, and they’re. So, I just go with the flow without correcting them.

[@randomshyt5264]

Gotta get there around 2 ta find out. 😆🤣😂

[@LikeSpee]

@@sharonsmalls6846 and a lot of, people don’t know hot to use, punctuation properly.So I don’t bother with corrections I , just keep it pushing,.

[@Zandile_771]

😭💀this makes me think about when I was in class 10. This was my school attendance schedule.

[@tootiesmom6314]

Lol 😆

[@dorothytaylor7369]

Hilarious 😆

[@serianemorapeli5030]

🤣🤣🤣

[@xXlyricaljewelXx]

If i'm here, that means I'm here. If I'm not here, that prolly means I'm not here. Unless I'm here. But I might not be here. But I might be here. -Me all through high school

[@ShyyRosee]

Lol.. At least we all know what it is. Sometimes you go to some businesses, and they just have closed on the door. When they are supposed to be open, no update online or nothing.

[@shogun8dchosen172]

If it Really just ain’t nobody’s business was a sign 😏

[@pepperminttoejam5159]

The sign should just say, we'll be here when we get here.

[@charlettejones9687]

Hi Shuler king. Good morning. Wow that business is doing the best it can to communicate. With the pandemic, jobs and just struggle times they letting us know they there when possible.

[@msc2u1]

Thanks for unraveling this riddle, Shuler! 👑

[@MoNoK15]

Basically, whenever we feel like it ☺️

[@laykhampane2056]

Wonder how they’re paying their bills

[@redguard2529]

Some months they pay their bills. Some months they don't. Some times they pay the whole bill. Some times they put something on it.

[@tracydorsey1675]

They burning candles.😂😂😂😂

[@dorothytaylor7369]

Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂

[@baldnblack3664]

Pay bills... sometimes they do ... sometimes they don't.🤣🤣🤣

[@missme8674]

If “I can’t promise you nothing” was your schedule ❗️

[@TheConnonedrum]

This brings new meaning "open to close business..."

[@lioness3030]

That notice has my head spinning! 😆

[@SamuelsReview]

Some businesses do THIS, but have set hours of operation. Plus, they NEVER answer the phone... 🙄

[@1limited669]

It's odd, they don't have the Company Letterhead on the paper...But the word "Business Hours" in all Caps! 🤣🤣

[@starfreak1982]

No its not!

[@teresag5644]

The new definition for the word "Maybe"!🤣

[@in-spir4197]

Code for "we keep CP time"! 😁

[@gertrudebuck366]

“AND WE DEPENDABLE!” JUST CATCH US WHEN YOU CAN! Ain’t No Way! I Would Never Ever Stop At That Store Ever!!

[@ShadesofSage]

Lol 😂! OMG, this is the most confusing thing ever🤣! The customers are like, “Just call me when y’all there!” 🤦🏿‍♀️😅

[@aninaevans5697]

I pray you have a great show tonight in Virginia! You won 't be that far from us here in D.C. and MD. Be blessed and break a leg.

[@AEvans36963]

That is absolutely truth in advertising. So, basically you're taking a gamble. Always have a plan B just in case

[@TamicaHaywood8624]

They minds well ended it all with "It ain't about you, it's about us"

[@melaninpoppin]

"We ain't got no store number. Catch us when you can!"🤣

[@dorothytaylor7369]

Wow, now I’m beginning to wonder if “folks” are just doing this to to get his attention, or to read the comments, by the way are hilarious , perhaps that’s why I’m here😀😀😀😀😀 y’all put a smile on this grandma’s face each & every time. Stay blessed!

[@coachcrystal1901]

The owner out of state and the ex con cousin running the business!😂🤣

[@Dud512]

This reminds me of this barbershop I passed by. They had a sign saying "closed until after the Gambling vs Southern game"

[@eneobande7433]

Nothing business about that notice, I would turn around at the door.

[@lynnlynn8259]

Just keep riding by !

[@queen7royalty228]

Well explained Shuler! I was confused...so thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@truartist5379]

The most indecisive business in the world

[@mskay1980]

Thanks for the clarity....I was real lost 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@latonyamarlow2517]

I love it. I saw this some years ago and wished I had copied it. I'm so feeling these hours lol 😆 love it

[@elizabethhartman3924]

Occasionally, we answer calls as well💯

[@macmac6318]

Sounds like the work ethics of the ppl of Emerald City. 🤔 "We get up at 12, and start the day at 1, take an hour break, then at 2, we're done!" Jolly o'l town. 😂😂

[@peachsangria8704]

This is flextime for the new workforce this decade.

[@sweetkey87]

When you want a business but don't have time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S DEFINITELY A BLACK OWNED ESTABLISHMENT FRFR ❤ OUR PEOPLE

[@amtrum1]

The way you explained it, was great!!!

[@moshadriscoll8367]

We here when we here,🤷‍♀️ and we ain't when we not. Catch us when you catch us 🤦‍♀️ best chance between 1-3 but only if we here 🤣 Is this a hair store? This is giving me strong hood hair store vibes

[@Chelle4real]

Its a riddle. If you can figure it out, you win customer service

[@traciehoward2468]

Lately we've been here alot unless we're not here😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharonjerseygirl7165]

If Being Sometimey is a Business...Sometimes We're Here & Sometimes We're Not!!!😂🤣😂

[@a.jbrowne8072]

When you own your own business, is your own boss, do your own thang. Got that PPP loan and is on a whole NUTHA SCHEDULE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@myseason4me]

That holla at the beginning of every video lays me out 😂😂😂

[@missladyt08]

If "it is what it is" was a sign😂😂😂

[@SS_Booda]

What in the flexible "damned if we do damned if we don't" schedule is going on here!

[@wandaalston859]

Business or no Business, sometimes we're here 😂😂😂

[@duryl]

They should've just put a big question mark 🤣🤣

[@TheJewelryBearerLLC]

If "We don't give a damn about what you think" was a Team hard at work in person

[@dioncarter8513]

0:57 *or Somebody Gone..and left the light on* ✊😁🤣🤣😂that sounds hilarious..because of how simple..but also relatable that is😁✊😂

[@starpepper499]

How transparent 🤣😂

[@chocolatebeauty9131]

Transparency at its finest🤷🏾‍♀️🥴my favorite 😻 kind of business partners!!!