Sibling Rivalry: The One Where We Just Woke Up

This week on Sibling Rivalry, Jacob wakes up Bob and Monét at the crack of dawn to discuss all things sleeping. The two wet dreams, stank breath horror stories, nightmares, and what time they think children should go to bed. Tune in to find out whether or not you need your eyeballs to see!
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[@sydneyp7867]

Bob: do you think you’re a morning person Monet: Ohforeshoreimmaamorning person

[@smellyellie3185]

I was watching soon as Monet said it 😭😭😭

[@ItsRaffyFlowers]

LMAO! 😭

[@lizashiller3200]

@@smellyellie3185 SAME

[@Mynameistyshawn]

The most dramatic opening ever 😂😂😂😂

[@Jisoooblink]

With the most dramatic lighting

[@shutitdown1026]

I felt like I was doing too much by just watching this🤣 Like, why am I so extra ?!!?

[@ritikaggarwal5558]

monét: I’m a morning person and you’re very disoriented in the morning also monét: *fumbling, stumbling and unable to keep her eyes open or sit straight*

[@MB-wq3xp]

🤣🤣

[@potatothuggin]

I literally don’t know what I would do without this podcast lol

[@shayjordan2788]

Sames

[@ItsRaffyFlowers]

same. They can literally never stop making these

[@zag285]

Man the lighting on Monet is giving me: her kidnapped and just waking up in a bunker about to be tortured.

[@krboops26]

Yeeeeeees! Lmfaoooo

[@leilenah]

Not a bunker

[@JeremyMYG]

I’m not promoting sedation, but they were much more civil in their barely-awake state. They might be able to do an ASMR video if they start out waking up like this.

[@awolesikehinde]

This opening is everything-You guys are DRAMATICCCCCC

[@danwilliams2551]

Monet at the end was like "I am not using Euphoria as a point of reference for what modern high school is like. All I am doing is watching Euphoria as a point of reference for what modern high school is like."

[@briannalin9514]

This opening of y’all dead ass just waking up LMAOOOO. I LOVE this 😭 do one where y’all are staying up all night idk. I love this tho lol

[@danipresto]

They always say they are going to put something on the screen and never do 😂😂😂

[@yan3562]

I think its for the patreon exclusive idk

[@CamJ95]

The way Jacob was messing with those lights 🤣 imagine having epilepsy 👀

[@rachelbrumm2463]

Especially when u just waking up lmaoo

[@ASJattar]

omg bob sounded like he woke up from a coma and both of their voices sound like they just chainsmoked LMAOOO the starting made me laugh so much

[@andersondeneka1471]

The opening made me feel like I was on a church trip

[@adamcarey2751]

the difference between the energy at the beginning and the end of this podcast is incredible

[@imonlysaying9985]

I swear life isn't worth living without this podcast. I'm not even gonna wait till I'm in work

[@DuploBlock]

The gravelly “🤖🤖this is s I I i bling r I v alry🤖🤖🤖” got me hollering 😂

[@crookedcopz4555]

the hold that that burgundy hoodie has monet, she is going to wear it EVERYWHERE

[@shortnano95]

She is Rue

[@helterskelterr]

Giving rue and her suitcase

[@doesntmatter6361]

Lol its cute

[@krboops26]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jbadams022189]

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it 🤣

[@Eddie-yl8fi]

Monet saying arms are sweaty is the opening to lose yourself is sending me

[@lyphishart]

So bob I remember this one blind girl said that when she dreams she doesn’t "see" anything. She said that when you’re blind, the visual memory is gonna go away eventually. The visual memory that you had before you go blind is not gonna last forever and when she has a dream it’s just the sensation and the feeling that’s all, no visual.

[@jaketester3073]

The vibe of this episode is so cozy and relaxing 😂

[@ringoing]

From the title alone I KNOW this is gonna be a (Bob voice) WILD one

[@bisoafuayaa74]

I swear Monet is thee MOST adorable person ever.

[@nmoomoo]

I would say it’s a mix. Kids were smoking and drinking at 13 on school property when I was in high school. They were huffing and puffing on deodorant and taking ecstasy. My childhood best friend became addicted to cocaine in high school (we weren’t friends at the time). Meanwhile, I was being a rebel by staying up until midnight so I could watch Supernatural.

[@nosecretingredient]

I like this episode. It’s a gentle morning with the family. And the game playing. 😊

[@divineeuuh]

YES NEW INTROS!! And the queens quotes using Sibling Rivalry private jokes lmaoooo I just fucking love it 💖✨

[@matthewpickwick3442]

I'm with Bob, if the card says you can steal a card then you don't have to ask and the other person cannot refuse. It's like that annoying English teacher who would say "I don't know, can you?" When you asked to go to the bathroom.

[@Alina-fx1ck]

monét’s bothered as hell “Fine.” when jacob wakes her up at the very beginning to let her know they’re doing the podcast 💀💀💀 100% me in the mornings, every morning!

[@Trance034]

12 mins in and this is already the best one theyve ever done, all podcasts after just waking up from now on plzzzz

[@Jacob42086]

They sound so adorable when they're still sleepy 🥰

[@THEinstapotth0t]

The light adjusting in the beginning had me weak!

[@awesomestuff92]

Just here to say I was at the San Jose show and I've been to that stage a lot but I have NEVER laughed that hard. My boyfriend didn't know you but he's a fan now. Please come back soon!

[@rafaelfranco9374]

its the 'I JUST LOVE APPLES' for me

[@OpheliaFantasy]

This episode deserves a sympathy like at the very least! Waking up into a podcast?! The bravery!

[@pietrofattorello]

i genuinely thought the intro was them doing a bit 💀

[@jacks1022]

Something about this is so brilliant to me. Lol hilarious! Monet looks ready to get right back in the bed. 😂

[@paedreau1]

Thank you, Bob! I don't share sheeets or blankets either. It's much more comfortable.

[@beatm6948]

The energy in this is immaculate

[@Rawskoh1031]

Good morning Bob & Monet 😆 you guys sound like death at the beginning LOL

[@brendanawesomeness]

“Arms are sweaty” lmaoooo

[@adriana410]

Monet using Euphoria as a census for teenage delinquency has me cackling.

[@koteleskristof]

Bob would be surprised how many 13-15 are probably listening to this podcast and have the same sense of humor as them. they might not be doing drugs but they're definitely more self aware and intelligent than we were at that age

[@mogzbogz5284]

There’s an npr podcast all about how blind people can see and about how people are more often limited by peoples expectations of them rather than their actual capability. It’s called invisibilia

[@flaviac6556]

Spanish speaker here! We do appreciate the accent, really🥰 When I go to California and people say Spanish words with an american accent I don’t get what they are saying and fully pretend like I do😂

[@nathanielcarterr]

I'm living for the morning voices 🖤

[@rocketgum0]

I had to come here after listening the podcast on Spotify 😂😂😂😂😂

[@omargarza9111]

Monet's smoker voice at the beginning has me dead 💀

[@0927kira]

Why didnt Monet wear the infamous sweater to the ski trip?

[@mickydale8594]

Ahahhahaha the opening 🤣😂👏👏 Jacob..you keep these girls alive I swear ahahahahaha..good morning ladiessss😊😁👏..and as for the retainer...what kinda retainer was that kid even given lmao..a retainer is to RETAIN your teeth after the braces are removed lol..I had a retainer..whooooo lied to that kid damn lol 🤣👏

[@Emomomotional]

This freaking amazing. I lived for that adorable impersonation

[@joshuazeeman7553]

I think what you see and experience in high school really really depends on where you go. I was a military brat who went to a bunch of schools and one place had lots of hard drugs, guns, violence and teen pregnancies and another just had the occasional "fight" and some drinking. Both are possible

[@kaynate899]

King of Tokyo is so much fun, I used to play it a lot with friends in high school You just unlocked a memory

[@vincenttorres3523]

Mumble x change in the beginning 💀

[@Heisdcarlo]

First off. it’s his “palms” that are sweaty. Secondly, Love Y’all.

[@alib687]

Was looking for something funny but not loud to watch after I woke up at 6:30 AM and this is perfect

[@chelcieemery4322]

Favorite opening so far

[@SuperJazzi3]

That was FUNNY 🤣😂🤣 Jacob with the accent

[@ArtsyAmusing2848]

Bless your hearts!! I can't even function properly before 9am (and loads of caffeine - I even chew on coffee beans occasionally). I would be speaking jibberish super early LOL. I am NOT a morning person. Even my dog does not wake up before 9am, so it's a match made in heaven - he even lays down until he's ready to go potty (usually around 10). 😂😂

[@irfan.kasban]

just woke up to find this online. i felt like i was in a fever dream as jacob was playing with lights.

[@nikkihollywood2610]

Literally listening to this telling my kids to go to bed😱💀😭🥺

[@ChiraRaddahRaddah]

“Arms are heavy” “palms are sweaty” lmaooooo not arms are sweaty

[@moded_corroded8132]

Not Jacob getting blasted 😭😭😭

[@jeannetterw]

My bro wet the bed until he was an adolescent. He would get the belt for it. And then beat the shit out of me to recoup. The 80's were a fucked up time. Pretty crazy how you can parent your children not to be psychos.

[@Revy408]

Bob kids these days are wild my nephew has friends who go to school high on a bunch of drugs and go to class like it’s nothing lol

[@joeycrack1213]

The lighting is beautiful though lol

[@AngelGarcia-du6tg]

The first few moments of the pod was husky voice realness. I felt assaulted 😂

[@DaxG-qp3jf]

Somebody get these ladies some water

[@oodles95]

omg I play Kings of Tokyo with my boyfriend and we argue over the card directions all the time lol 😂😂😂

[@ebonylott531]

Am I the only one who was desperately waiting for bob to take a sip of his drink🥴🤣lol idk why but as he made it…I wanted one so bad🤣🤣

[@darsen_santana]

lmaooooooooooooo this shit was so hilarious because I would be pissed if I had to wake uo this early for a podcast its the drama for me

[@Mad_dog_g]

Lmao what is this intro I live 😭😭😭😭

[@sandyincanada7381]

You guys are the Best ❤️🇨🇦😊🇨🇦

[@Taurobello]

I still love this episode 😹😅🫶🏼

[@tracytracy4971]

I am GAGGED at the sneak peak of Andy!!!!

[@morgorino]

Monet queen of kitty kats and that hoodie

[@twylla5]

12:01 I needed a repeat button this shit had me rolling

[@qnup]

Yaaaaaaaaaas new intro!!!!! It's giving slay vibes

[@211cozmo]

My nephews friend just came out of rehab 15 years old was using heroin

[@joulezdabaddest]

LMFAOOOO 😂 who’s idea was this ! I love it

[@Keemyjam]

I can remember many of my dreams

[@bbubbinklm4320]

13:48 there’s a clip for Lee Dawson sorted lmao

[@alphazulu4973]

"Yeerdone... Yeerdone" LMFAO!!!! 🤣

[@luisg3235]

Wait where did the video go? Lol

[@arasharfa]

this was the first thing i turned on as soon as I woke up today, it was a very intimate effect.

[@cspann4444]

a minute in and already love it !!

[@qnup]

Bob said I'm serving the children rn, 😶😩😫🥱😓

[@BKDAYZ]

I don’t live in NYC anymore but I used to and I can attest that there is no way in hell of 162nd in Port Washington is quiet right now😂😂🤣

[@leilenah]

Did Monet just shove her Invisalign directly into her pocket? That’s INSANE.

[@vegacast]

Love you both ❤️

[@indicababy]

shoutout jacob

[@BKDAYZ]

Regarding Bob’s winter gloves - “warmer than a mug” is so black and I’m so here for it. I’m black don’t fight me. Lol

[@elijahmims1928]

Bob: We'll put it on the screen. Us: ............

[@DoctorJellicle]

This opening had me crying laughing

[@lkafjkakjf333]

Those swollen faces, relatable.

[@christinelegg8811]

The euphoria high school thing is kinda true kids today are definitely trying to do Oxycotton & coke if they get the chance. Im 3 years out of high school and i have some old friends snapchats that just became freshmens and they be going fucking crazzzzyyyy on there stories like bitch i know ur having fun good for you but i see FUCKING COKE IN THE BACK ROUND LIKE BABE CHILL OUT UR ONLY 15. Listen i love to drink and smoke too ever once & a while but kids are DEFINITELY getting into shit way to early now days like Heavy drugs not just a little bit of weed or alcohol like Real addictive shit 🤷‍♀️

[@beatm6948]

Yeah. I'm okay with a reasonable amount of alcohol and marijuana, because comparatively, the damage is not that bad. But hard drugs, reacurrent blacking out and nicotine smoking? No. I will be concerned. Kids are getting addicted to substances at such a young age. I will say though, marijuana use can seriously mess with your brain as a teen if used often.

[@doesntmatter6361]

This new intro has me screaming 🤣🤣🤣

[@okkhallas]

Good morning

[@Missellamama]

I love the dramatics 😻

[@wesman422]

Why isn’t the full version on Patreon? I love the video format

[@mourningdove5591]

it is though

[@thehermosahallan]

"Los Feliz" is mispronounced by everyone, regardless of ethnicity - its actually the LA-correct way, as it distinguishes the suburb from from "los feliz" the happy, as used in a sentence. There's a few like that in LA, San Pedro is another one - its pronounced "San Pee Dro", to distinguish the area from "St Peter".

[@Blinkthreetimes]

I just love apples!!!