Sibling Rivalry: The One Where Monét Goes to Ancient Mesopotamia

[@Ray_1998_]

Now we have Bob burning down the Library of Alexandria and Monet walking around high in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Truly queens for the people, past and present.

[@lorabrock]

7 wonders of the ancient world queens

[@lorabrock]

@stroncal Historical MTCS

[@ItsRaffyFlowers]

I'll never get tired of hearing Bob tease Monet about how she grew up privileged and how Bob gets annoyed of Colleen 😭😂

[@wanemabel]

I'll never get tired of hearing Bob saying "Monet you are so full of shit" 😂

[@Gunkgay]

LMFAO the look on his face when she entered the frame i started crying lmfao

[@nancyc7173]

😊😊😊

[@kennethku5690]

Bob not getting the ‘Shane Dawson’ joke is the most unproblematic thing they’ve done

[@lorabrock]

"Are you cookin us?! Is this soup?!" I finally feel seen. I hate it if people peer pressure me to get in a pool. Let me be dry in peace!

[@DemonTwink69]

Bobs rant about monets privileged upbringing had me in tears 😂

[@lutfianhadiarso9611]

I saw Monet overseeing the construction of the pyramid of Giza!

[@barbiegirl985]

"u hugged everyone except the maids right?" took me out 😭

[@eddynunezsanchez8222]

Bob’s face crack the instant he noticed Colleen come on screen sent me!

[@arielmargaret18]

I'll never get tired of Monet's laugh. So precious 😁💕

[@SLUBUG]

Okay so Monet is not lying. I am St. Lucian and it's not uncommon for persons to have a house keeper and someone to do the gardening. Especially working professionals. They would hire someone to come a few days a week to wash clothes, iron them and clean the house. Maybe once or twice a month they would hire someone to cut the grass, trim the hedges, clean the drains, etc. But you would most likely be middle class to do that. Monet may not have been rich rich but he may have been middle class. I used to live in Vieux Fort when I grew up and in the 90s and 2000s we had persons to help us out.

[@ChiraRaddahRaddah]

“A buddy.. it was my friend.. it was me! I was the landscaper” LMAOO FUCKING KILL ME THAT IS TOO FUNNY

[@oiaeyu]

Not Monet thinking she was in Ancient Mesopotamia while not knowing where it is 😭

[@bustedkeaton]

The B-52s were right

[@benrabell5901]

I KNOW I did not just hear Bob say that he loves cooking. They must have paid a hell of a lot to get him to say that. The oatmeal and ramen at his house probably felt offended by that statement lmao

[@matthewpickwick3442]

Richy Rich was Monet's favourite movie as a child because it was the only one she related to.

[@rf1206]

I was looking for this comment!! 🤣🤣

[@agnejuskenaite]

I cannot get over how beautiful Monet's SKULL is omg girl it's art

[@itsoktorisuyet]

bob swears up and down that its fitty cent why didnt they look it up like how they look up every breath monet takes😭

[@geostyma]

Monét fully wants a house with a bag of money behind the door, a housekeeper, pool boy, and landscaper.

[@taylifts]

Monét: "you look old" Bob: immediately criticizes Monét for using slang and mispronouncing 50 cent's name 😂

[@taylifts]

Ps I do think the hat looks better backwards lol

[@Knwres1]

BOB YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!! I’m 32 years old n served in the Marine Corps for 10 years and some of them are doing it right now dead ass. FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@thehermosahallan]

Re: lime cooking fish - both lime and lemon work, you need a firm fish and cut it up into small chunks, leave it in lemon or lime (lemon works better) in the fridge overnight and in the morning the fish will be "cooked". It will be white just as if you'd cooked it in the oven. Most pacific islands add onion, small bit of chopped tomato, and coconut cream -(salt + pepper to your liking) in Samoa its called "Oka". If cooked in the oven its a completely different meal, but the same ingredients - then its fish in coconut cream, like in Fiji its called Ika vaka lolo. The acid in the lemon or lime cooks the fish. Use firm fish only or you'll end up with mush. In NZ they use tarakihi, you use ocean fish, not something like salmon.

[@bbb22246]

Bob is sooo right about microblading!! It is a tattoo. I recently went through repeated laser removal treatments to get mine off. After 2 years of them NOT FADING....

[@tracytracy4971]

Why u remove them?. Just over then?

[@bbb22246]

@@tracytracy4971 yeah and the lines don’t stay as sharp, they soften and blur over time which ruins the look imo

[@ishajalloh2489]

I literally had a high school teacher try to tell me how to pronounce my name. My name is pronounced EYE-sha, but ppl always say EEE-sha, EYE-E-sha, etc. I will correct ppl and they STILL mispronounce my name all the time so I feel this!

[@GrimesTheOG]

"like your upbringing, green filed with green" "omg somebody died defending me werk!" lmao i can't with them XD

[@aprilidol]

I’m finally early to a Sibling Rivalry episode? I’m in my stan era

[@Dream312Girl]

Moneys nervous giggle it’s so contagious!!!! Lol

[@princessnwndrlnd]

This title already has me cracking up

[@charlietheory4100]

Haha I love Monet telling them how to boss up and get yo damn food. 😂

[@Coryclemmings]

Monet’s eyebrows!! I’m living!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@cherijoseph7819]

Monet is right, having a housekeeper in the Caribbean is a middle class and rich thing. My family in Jamaica is upper middle class and have a live in housekeeper.

[@tytre757]

The fact that people missed the Frank Ocean lyric about a housekeeper and a landscaper from his song Sweet Life hurt lmao.

[@erikverikv3107]

Not Bob starting off the episode literally saying "my old friends in the military are reaching out, specifically, and none of my other high school or college friends have reached out" then denying that he basically said it was only his military friends reaching out. That makes no sense. If I say I love Bob as a winner of drag race and that I don't like any other winners, then yes I basically said I only like Bob as a drag race winner.

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Me: *Goes to kitchen and gets snack without pausing* (which I don't know why I still do that) Me: *coming back and hearing* "I am Emotionally Drained from this Physical Trauma to my mouth." Me: Jacob!

[@agatadoida]

33:04 I had tilapia ceviche before, really good

[@henrywalton4616]

25:30 are literally the best moments - I watched 'shot?stabbed? SHOT - oh my gawd...........' 'yeah' 30 times im dead lmao

[@h3zANDRU]

New Friends Silver, Old Friends Gold popped up in my head instantly at 2:00 lmfao

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Not Jacob having a microphone, and still not using it...now you are gaslighting us all.

[@catfishes77]

Mo’s eyebrows look good

[@resrevr]

14:08 Since she was born! The starshine always kept her warm 😭

[@awkwardblerdgirl]

Oh no! Bob and Colleen have beef again...🤣

[@josephsmith6107]

Omg, bob I love you. Love when you laugh at your own shady jokes. Hysterical.

[@moureezefranklyn1537]

Let me defend Monet I'm here in the Caribbean planning what I want my helper to do tomorrow 😂 It's totally normal here

[@0927kira]

did your helper have a helper?

[@jennydunn340]

could you guys do a rivalry/advicery on mental health? i'm at the lowest place i've ever been in my life and i've suffered for all 15 years of my life. every day is harder and your show is one of the only things keeping me going. the waiting list for CAMHS (a uk mental health help place) is 1.5 years wait. i cant wait that long and i need help. i need some advice. the internet and news makes me so anxious but i feel like i should keep checking it. i hope you consider this, but it's just an idea. i love you.

[@ApolloGreatKnees]

Well this is a first for me being this early, I would like to thank my fans, family, DragRace and the Bochange gawdzz

[@lindensommer1762]

monet is the trade of the szn

[@mickydale8594]

The arguing about name pronounceation makes me think of how my sister and I argue over how to say Jessica Lange's last name 🤣👏..monet is my sister hahaha for sure ahahahaa..I love y'all lmao 🤣👏👏

[@keeganthorpe]

“Nigga are you cooking us?” “Is this soup?!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dennis_K09]

Not for nothing when Bob was correcting Monet on saying 50 Cent's name... I was like Monet is pronouncing the way it should be pronounced fifty cent. When I see white ppl say his name during interviews they'll say fiddy cent. I'm like okay don't try to sound hard or anything, just say it normally. When ppl say Fiddy Cent, it sounds weird honestly just say Fifty Cent.

[@VAMPYRICBASSIST]

I think of Bob at night with these few masc looks they has been giving the last episodes.🥰

[@dustinmartinez3824]

Bob can you be the pit stop host for every season please!

[@FreeToBeAFreak]

Damn you said fuck Monet’s drag

[@dustinmartinez3824]

@@FreeToBeAFreak Bob > monet

[@rf1206]

@@dustinmartinez3824 Oop

[@danielpichardo1542]

Jacob is slaying these titles!

[@chizuruichi]

Burglars falling and hurting themselves and being able to sue you for compensation does happen in Sweden LOL

[@marcelh8435]

With the military run on, as a 9 year vet, you make some of your best friends in that time period. While you’re in the military, it’s probably the worst time of your life, so when you find cool people they stick to you like glue

[@awolesikehinde]

Not the Beverly Hills of St. Lucia 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@JimJackD]

I’m really hungry for the day Bob meets Monet’s family

[@crackcoquine]

Monet has gorgeous eyebrows!! Don’t know why I just noticed now

[@yurleftfoot7968]

Just listened to this on spotify ❤

[@AlexxBetch]

Not Monet quoting a Brooke Candy song hahahaha I love it

[@OpheliaFantasy]

46:58 The festival is called Bonnaroo

[@bweb6]

Omg, i had a similar experience too. After i told a friend i did not believe he conversed with god whilst he was down a k-hole he actually stopped speaking to me. 😅🤭

[@CadChamberlain]

Bob, you can 100% get concussions from getting hit anywhere in the head. A concussion is when the brain rattles against the skull, so any collision that generates enough force could cause one.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

I see Bob's point about the hat. It is a bit silly worn correctly. Definitely prefer backwards.

[@joshbaker8767]

You guys should get The Vivienne on for an episode. That'd be fun.

[@TrazzyStar]

Why’re monets eyebrows looking so good today??

[@lx5027]

My first thoughts

[@Dooodoo]

I genuinely didn’t realize until this moment that “master” bedroom is based in colonialism. Thank you Monet for educating the children!!!

[@tripod4203]

This conversation at the top of the episode got me heated bc Monet just don't fuckin listen sometimes lmao. love you both tho fr fr

[@wittyviolet]

i can't get over how beautiful monet's eyebrows are

[@Valicore]

I am gagged about Bossa Nova, I used to go there when I was at UCLA, it seemed so chill 😂

[@renquis]

Monet, heiress to the X Change estate

[@mariaalards]

Love to Monet from France 🇫🇷 xoxo Bob is soooo shady to her! Gurl lighten up!!

[@chicolatino11]

But it is different, I’m from Venezuela in that’s is pretty normal. The maid was like my second mom, so things are different from USA

[@brazinmeow]

yo is it just me or does Monet laughing 90% of the time bother anyone? Bob: yo wassup Monet Monet: heheheheheheheeHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[@bislabreath]

Ok I haven’t started the ep yet but I’m literally from ancient Mesopotamia! :)

[@Melbean]

Pls expand

[@bislabreath]

It’s my ethnicity…. I speak Aramaic. We’re known as Assyrians.

[@damaracarpenter8316]

@@Melbean people from Iraq, Iran, Kuwait, Turkey, and Syrian could claim they from the geographical region known as “Mesopotamia”

[@bislabreath]

@@damaracarpenter8316 yes! We’re the indigenous people of present day Iraq, Iran, Turkey, and Northern Africa :) thank you!

[@damaracarpenter8316]

@@bislabreath I'd love to visit someday! I'm obsessed with ancient mesopotamia

[@khadeemlee]

THE WHOLE BOSSA NOVA CONVOOOOOOO...

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

"You're not going to sleep at my house" Not she didn't want to sleep at my house...WOW "MaNet..." Wow!?!

[@wesleyjame40]

Bob, actually when you type in Curtis Jackson a.k.a. 50 Cent it comes out 50 Cent so even if it isn’t how you pronounce the word you can’t be surprised if the world perceives it as 50 Cent

[@cmlee3143]

“The bitch that opened the cat up” sending meeeee

[@marsoreilly1530]

Why is Coleen growing hair??? Is she not a sphynx cat?

[@GoldieBoots]

they can sometimes grow a little peach fuzz it depends

[@2010Tq]

People in the desert use wells to collect the water from the below

[@CookooCachooLittle1]

To be honest I think it's just a West Indian thing to have a landscaper who is also a friend. My dad's Trinidadian and our landscaping guy is a friend of his. My dad will still mow the yard himself but will also pay his friend too.

[@frankoceazz]

Now Monet with this facial hair is kinda sexy. Is it just me or...? 😳

[@xowhitox]

I joined Patreon yesterday for you to release this today?? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤 best $5 I Eva spent 🥰

[@Deking24]

These two always arguing for no reason about the dumbest stuff lol I love it . Also why are y’all on here calling out people full names government names lol 😂

[@jan-peterkylli5044]

Love you guys! I would love to see you review Eurovision songs tho now that it is the season that they are being released. ;)

[@mariaalards]

If you go deep enough there is water everywhere,even in the African 🌵 desert !

[@tellin_me]

Bob leave Monet alone stop exposing her convos with you in private!!!!!

[@tellin_me]

Joking lol but kinda true

[@BilalEllis]

It's because of Gia that Monét could go to Ancient Mesopotamia #justsayinghenny #giaopenedthedoors 🗣🤣

[@user-lb2oz8ns3j]

bob ! its venus retrograde . people associate it with old relationships coming back or some kind of reevaluation of past relationships and values

[@mama-ayanna]

💯

[@grizzlybearsd]

You can use tilapia for ceviche, it's a lot cheaper too

[@aaroncain403]

I'm the same way about shellfish.

[@streetsh1]

I've always had a landscaper and I'm far from rich...I just don't know how to mow or take care of my lawn 😅. But green is also my favorite color too so maybe I am rich like Monét...lol

[@cleangamer220]

49:25 not the utica noises 😢

[@jacob9120]

so in rural places people have wells for their water there’s not like pipes running out there

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

Bob brim forward reminds me of the helicopter pilot on the original Magnum PI. Maybe I’m showing my age 😘💖🤩

[@BKDAYZ]

I think Raven was being extra in that she was on a gay show where the gays are always extra and she was poking fun at her name by making it extra

[@star0nyx]

Not a shame dawson mention!! Macaulay looks so handsome wow

[@akiag4678]

Q: Can either of y'all swim ? Please Discuss:

[@mourningdove5591]

monet can, bob can't

[@BKDAYZ]

Richie Rich Diamonds was my favorite!

[@awolesikehinde]

Where’s Coleen? It’s been a while Coleen featured on the podcast

[@xsekhmetx]

As someone who is from Iraq, I’m so nervous y’all are gonna say some stupid shit 😭 Edit: Nvm 💀

[@keanubaxter1530]

Wait my aunt Sharon was in the Air Force for hella long too….she kinda look like Monet too