Side Project - Princess ( nu metal parody )

Side Project (New Project) send up Nu-metal! Filmed and edited by New Project on a huge budget (which was evidently spent on something other than the clip).
Princess single is available from all online music stores and from www.newprojectmerch.bigcartel.com
Lyrics:
Here we go, It’s another fuckin rap metal band
With another fucking gimmick for the merchandise stand
Coz I don’t feel for real any of this that I sing about
It’s just some swearwords to sling about
Maybe I should explain, so that you understand
Normal people have therapy, I have a band
And I whine and cry when I’m on the mike
About how the world can’t do me right
Yeah I gots to moan when I don’t get my own way
Coz apart from that I got fuck all to say
So gimme your cash, and hand me a tissue
Coz I’m a pussy with issues
Boo fucking hoo
Nobody cares about you
Boo fucking hoo
Wah
Wah
I’m so hardcore, you best beware
From my wallet chain to my stupid hair
I’m so fucked up, I’m gonna lose it
I’ll even dye my beard to prove it
You call this metal? No, don’t be fooled, kids
If it was really heavy metal, it’d sound like this…
But we can’t play that fast
That’s why I bought a scary mask
My guitarist only plays on one string
He’s been playing the same riff since he was fifteen
Yeah my guitarist only uses one string
And I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because I can’t sing
I have to rap because
This is the part where I scream
And cry
And moan
And whine
Cause my mommy fucked me in the ass with a clown-shaped dildo for six years
And then my girlfriend dumped me
And really, I feel so alone because all my issues are made-up
But that's ok cause I can write lots of shitty music
And make heaps of money
While everyone feels sorry for me
Poor little me
Poor little me
It’s time
For some nice melodic
Radio-friendly singing
Radio-friendly singing
Yeah
The kids will lap it up coz
They’re pissed off coz
They’ve got zits
They’ve got zits
And I feel their pain coz
Once I had a zit too man, a really big one…
But let’s not forget
I’m really angry
And mean
Boo fucking hoo
Nobody cares about you
Boo fucking hoo
Wah
Wah
Just shut the fuck up

[@jtl9283]

Saw these guys on the 2nd stage at Ozzfest 2001. They killed it that day.

[@hadomaru]

Big Nu Metal fan, this is hilariously awesome.

[@GarbageMonsterBand]

The funny thing is I love this lol. And I'm a huge Limp Bizkit, KoRn, Coal Chamber and whatever else Nu-Metal band fan. This was good haha.

[@mysteriousDSF]

I love nu metal, and of course I'm of course not pissed off! This is some badass nu metal music, and lyrics are funny.

[@flap2363]

The secret to a great parody song lies in a knowledge of the subject and the ability to play as well as the bands you are mocking. This song has aged better than some of the stuff it takes the piss out of. Side Project were as awesome as Bad News or Spinal Tap, and like those bands, they weren't too shabby in their day jobs either.

[@dark_lyrics_channel]

Nu-metal is my favorite genre and I love this song 😂

[@neodistinct]

Huge nu-metal fan here and this parody is hysterical 👍🏻

[@GrandMasterScotty]

That was fucking hilarious, and absolutely spot on.

[@Poser_Metal_Records]

This parody is legendary.

[@CommieComrade179]

2:36 A Linkin Park parody so funny I had to listen to it multiple times because I couldn't hear the lyrics under my laughing. And when I did, I laughed some more.

[@Crispy.Badger]

Not enough Dual Rectifier

[@alexmcclain4707]

This shits made me laugh for over a decade 😂

[@TheLotusEater725]

Those guitars have WAAAAAY too much midrange for nu metal

[@PeterMacLeod88]

Nice self-ironic parody. Nu-Metal fans like this. So do i.

[@PeterMacLeod88]

gnarmad having a sense of humor is a good thing, dude

[@EMB3D]

you guys just sum up perfectly everything that i think about todays numetal kindalike bands. i feel the same when i listen to jon lajoie parodies. keep it up !

[@ScrewlooseMS]

Why is this good?

[@MobileDecay]

🎶My parents made me clean my room! 😭😭😭🎶"

[@Connormkay]

lol @ all the proud nu-metal fans who like this song anyways!

[@Rich9837]

this is life-changing

[@sentientVI]

My guitarist only uses one string... and I have to rap because I can't sing :))) Ha ha ha... f00king awesome!

[@mukbangloverx]

You make me wish I was emo.

[@geraldblu3229]

Well, this one goes to those small bands that only played nu-metal and rapmetal bc of LB fashion !! But it was more dedicated to the first metalcore bands and emo bands than big nu-metal bands like Slipknot,Korn or Limp Bizkit !! In a nutshell, parody to rapmetal possers that only used it in trend,fashion,vogue and then they turned into emo,screamo or first whiny metalcore style who actually were whining and screaming all the time😄

[@xlinkkaisaintsrow2365]

phat riffs

[@velov270]

I rap because i don't have talent to sing..that absolutely correct.. Ahh i miss my old day as fan of nu metal , with my spike hair ..rn i feel cringe haha ... but still it's my precious memories

[@LincolnLifeSchool]

jajaja es un mate de risa pero es la pura verdad, nu metal yeah lml

[@JT_Corpse]

This is pure, epic win.

[@food223]

lol i always loved nu metal but this song is funny as hell

[@WickedKnightAlbel]

Four nu-metal fans got offended and rated it down. Then they whined about it on a blog somewhere I'm sure. Great video.

[@ejl1000]

All the nu-metal fans thinking they like this... you do realise it's mocking you, right?

[@fragezeichenwenn]

ejl1000 Well, Blur's song no. 2 is meant to mock punkrock ...

[@unpoppablebubble]

ejl1000 nu metal fans find this funny because they can actually take a joke unlike you "tr00" metal fans lol

[@ElPayasoMalo]

@0000Paveway0000 "Posers in Nu Metal?" How is that possible? Isn't that redundant? Wouldn't that make them double posers? "Pretending to suck," like these guys, possibly? lol

[@JonRattlehead]

awsome\m/ these guys are my heros

[@ElPayasoMalo]

@sharkwrestler99 Yeah, I know. The Cramps also claim to not be psychobilly and Motörhead hates being called metal and Sister Sledge claims to not be goth and Metallica called themselves power metal and Anvil called themselves pop rock or whatever. Artists just don't know what they are.

[@Kharmatika]

God! I would loooooove to do a cover of this song. This is fucking awesome. LOL...making fun of Daddy by Korn in the middle. Yes, fucking win lol.

[@BexRanner]

So what band member posted this on TVTropes to get hits?

[@yanca257]

LMAOOOO

[@cdlceskocdl]

Yeah guys! I'm in numetal anche i really like playin it...but...this parody it's very funny! I want lyrics tooo!!!!! Please! LOL

[@jtl9283]

The main riff in the chorus sounds like the main riff to Seek n Strike by Soulfly. Not sure if that was intentional or not.

[@newproj]

Totally right and totally unintentional! Soulfly are awesome!

[@jonsaltberry8167]

Eh, not edgy enough. There aren't enough demons inside of me.

[@PinkFloydrulez]

Win

[@JonRattlehead]

ha ha ha this is so funny, ROTFL \m/

[@sanculazio]

that's very funny!! could you post the lyrics?? it would be great

[@kuramotowingle]

:3!

[@food223]

lol i cant stop listening to this does anyone know the sample they used of the heavy metal song? sounds like black metal to me anyways great scream

[@newproj]

The metal part was recorded by us for the song but definitely tried to take a black metal path.

[@SanskarWagley]

Lmao

[@MrVersipellis]

Sad thing, this is better than most nu-metal songs >.< the riff is decent

[@DZrache]

"Oh yeah, I'm really angry, AND mean!" XD I admit, I like nu-metal but this is genius. Limp Bizkit is pretty crap anyway.

[@VictimofAtkins]

That was excellent, Nu-metal has been replaced by metalcore these days...both equally shit, but essentially the same thing.

[@mukbangloverx]

Hey don't stop the goat cheese. Go home. Make babies.