Sif vs Aphrodite (God Of War)

[@Musculoso-su6nl]

Sif resisted Thor But Kratos resisted Aphrodite

[@shiblyakter4308]

True as fuc

[@pen5529]

you mean aphrodite resisted kratos 😂😂😂

[@madstachoif5512]

@@pen5529 No no he knows what he said

[@Official_Watermelon_Cat]

​​@@madstachoif5512nah man Kratos is much hotter than her

[@CursedSFMS]

@boi-yj4xxno you did

[@EvilRoyIIV]

Durability💀💀

[@Kevin-ek1su]

She took it from Kratos, hell yeah she gets durability lmao

[@231alexematteobat9]

resistence 💀

[@moontruther7519]

She do be getting plowed by every god in existence

[@ZeusSolosTheVerse]

Stamina ☠️

[@Leo_BR118.1]

Experience 💀💀

[@Urek311]

Experience 💀💀💀

[@lynxarcade2020]

Aw hell nah 💀

[@gianna-rm9if]

battle exp

[@Erron-Black.]

Ayo what

[@Urek311]

@@gianna-rm9if Aphrodite vs Kratos's penis who wins?

[@Infuryex]

I'm the 69th like 💀

[@rythic.]

“Size - Sif” She deserves that for taking Thor three times 💀

[@user-cr7ww6ph8x]

Prime kratos was on another level than Thor's second hammer 😂

[@kratos56015]

​@@user-cr7ww6ph8xYo? 🤨

[@user-cr7ww6ph8x]

@@kratos56015 I don't get it

[@kratos56015]

@@user-cr7ww6ph8x The second hammer

[@BatmanFromHome]

Prime kratos was 8ft tall💀

[@moontruther7519]

Durability & Stamina lmfaooo

[@Goku_Black_Can_say_nigga]

😂😂

[@TheOneTrueLeo2002]

She had 3 kids with Thor. It’s durability or die with a guy that size. 💀💀

[@LowtoHigh111]

​@@TheOneTrueLeo2002anyway dont forget that apherdita made fun with hades too maybe so

[@hamzakara8050]

​@@LowtoHigh111and she could handle Kratos for round 2

[@LowtoHigh111]

@@hamzakara8050 her hole was so elastic and was so big

[@Dark-editions]

Kratos:⭕🗿? Atreus:⭕🗿?

[@AmsyarBrosku]

ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ

[@ltmatthewakj2466]

Red orbs 😂😂

[@Telstar18-]

​@@ltmatthewakj2466 I don't think that's what he t-talking about but probably your right

[@resulhackey1869]

😂😂

[@akshaybhor7663]

Yeah the "orbs in gow 3"

[@MrSpikeyBS]

Respect this man. He gave stamina to Aphrodite 😏

[@pedrourbano501]

Goddess of love and sex baby

[@ich8m]

Секс всегда тренирует

[@serdelek8608]

I mean you can keep going until you get bored so....

[@MrSpikeyBS]

@@serdelek8608 i wont :)

[@plex4202]

No bs 😂

[@Skibodo_edits]

Stamina 💀 Speed 💀 Durability 💀

[@kratos56015]

_☠️☠️☠️_

[@sarandev1038]

size

[@zuhaibkhan4951]

you forgot experience the main one

[@Mr.Joki44]

Actually speed was took by sif in the video.

[@Rahu_12345isn]

Speed 💀 work done in 25 seconds

[@LORD_TANISHQ0909]

The battle will be legendary

[@michaelyohanes2782]

Not just kegendary but it's worth to remember for a very long time if it's real 🤣😅

[@GOLDENBLOOD96]

*Grabs lotion and toilet paper for the “battle”

[@cletusobute3396]

​@@GOLDENBLOOD96Yooooooo

[@GOLDENBLOOD96]

@@cletusobute3396 😂😂😂

[@elknothin3403]

Literally a d**k riding contest

[@hassanhafeez8]

That durability,stamina,experiance, endurance 💀💀

[@thebeast-op7yi]

Personality: Sif Loyal Waifu: Sif Always a Hoe: Aphrodite

[@stormfang_music]

Indeed

[@Mister_Kourkoutas]

Hair: Sif

[@sam1_2_1]

True

[@moreloyalthanyourgf9843]

Aphrodite Will Always Remain The Goat

[@Funnyhub_daily2]

Goat troath

[@dababy5624]

​@@Funnyhub_daily2 dumbass its throat goat

[@nickhead5055]

Throat goat

[@dababy5624]

@@nickhead5055 very funny bruh

[@MDMSHARKreal]

So you like Aphrodite clothes

[@elviraweekes3906]

Oh I don’t know dude Aphrodite might’ve survived Kratos but Sif survived Thor’s gigantic hands.🥲💀

[@ElGator1987]

Aphrodite survived Kratos's gigantic....

[@shamsherchaudhry7901]

3 times maybe more and fat co-

[@CautaroXIV]

​@@ElGator1987 I am pretty sure thors hammer would be bigger than kratos' axe (if you know what I mean) Thor is not only half giant but he is way bigger than kratos in both height and mass

[@ElGator1987]

@@CautaroXIV idk about that But Kratos is spartan

[@TheSonOfAspectInHisBasement]

@@ElGator1987 💀

[@GoliasRaivoso]

STRENGTH: 🌝 I.Q/B.I.Q: 🌝 STAMINA: 🌝 SPEED: 🌚 DURABILITY: 🌚 EXPERIENCE: 🌚 ENDURACE: 🌚 SIZE: 🌚 RESISTANCE/HAX:🌚

[@user-bz8xe4ow5n]

😢

[@Gigachadluffy.2785]

😂😂

[@sam1_2_1]

All will be defeated with the power of ⭕

[@Demmeus]

Bro the only 🌝 there is iq ☠️

[@David-77]

Sif do be tanking thor tho

[@Spartan.1055]

Yeahh im sure we leveled up a lot by farming aphrodite

[@serdelek8608]

​@@Spartan.1055have you actully played 3? Because after the first time you will only get one or and you get more after you kill the blacksmith

[@Spartan.1055]

@@serdelek8608 She doesn't give you much actually, I think it's only 46 orbs each time, But you can do it up to 20 times or something, Is it worth it? Hell nah you don't have too many things to lvl up anyways and your journey isn't too short, So you might max out everything even before starting with the lab, I finished the game of Titan mode with 119K orbs left, You know that's A LOT but you literally just need to max out the blades and clows of hades first because that's it, Everything else is cheap or mid

[@deathdisco7571]

and aphrodite tanking every god of olympus even kratos too

[@FutileStruggleofaBoulder]

​@@Spartan.1055fym its not worth it? Its Aphrodite my guy

[@Ryōmen-c3c]

We know why Aphrodite gets stamina 💀

[@dripmem4917]

Mmmm let's say she did the "Secret" training with Kratos 😏

[@sam1_2_1]

​@@dripmem4917 she only did it with him once, in that case it must be Hephaestus

[@dimasrifanmaulana9508]

Kratos: "Now! It's your turn Sif" 💀

[@stormfixer]

I m hearing this in gow 1 kratos voice😂

[@dylanmatthewneo1506]

I love them both. Sif is my fave tho.

[@xtucs]

Man Im getting harder

[@ninjaking7256]

I wonder why you love them

[@Borussiadortmund099]

@Cameron Matlock WOAH WHAT DA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@elithegoat581]

​@cameronmatlock5210 nah sif is underratedly hot

[@Skaar437]

U do realize that it's the battle between who um..... Battles on the bed better.....

[@thatonkgau5221]

We all know how Aphrodite has a lot stamina for smashing all the gods of Olympus faster than Kratos to slay them.

[@LeafyLemon-ly9if]

It makes so much sense, aphrodite wins in experience due to being older then zues. Wins in hax because in Greek mythology she is extremely well at Strategizing, endurance and stam because said in writings she herself is love and love itself can't stop

[@Uricles]

For those looking for the song name, it's: Suffer with me (slowed down) Your welcome!

[@santinoespinola184]

Thank you so much!

[@Lord_Kratos69]

Thor: Hey kratos whats that ⭕️ button on my wife head and the second female? Kratos: just push that button

[@НиколайАлоян-з7ю]

Zeus absolutely slams both in Bedroom

[@Batmaniggga]

His sister 💀🗿

[@aliriad6392]

Yah zeus is pro player in Maine craft so he stomps them both in bedroom😂

[@BoiDamn-ot9gl]

​@@Batmaniggganot the worst thing he does

[@flashycat_01]

​​@@Batmaniggga his daugther 💀💀💀

[@Poussyeater-w5e]

Wait what🤨

[@Allstar_edits]

If you actually think about it.... APHRODITE IS STILL ALIVE CUZ KRATOS DIDN'T KILL HER Edit: DAUM 142 LIKES THANK YOU ALL

[@cupid279]

Yes but if she did not seduce she would might have died so she knew what she was doing

[@nicmagtaan1132]

Kratos basically wanted to kill Zeus, like only the rest can be ignored, he is just asking for directions for Pandora at which Aphrodite gave well directed him to Hephaestus, kratos pretty much didn't care about her

[@bullymaguire206]

@@nicmagtaan1132 yeah like you can see when he fought hercules, he was saying the fight wasnt between them but hercules was the one who started the fight

[@yekkub9425]

Hopefully she died when Gaia fell on Olympus

[@bluestone483]

What if she has a kid of Kratos’s that becomes the Roman pantheon idk

[@JackFrostIsHere]

*Only 1/3rd of the viewers will understand what the video maker actually meant by this comparison.. 🙊*

[@atreus-9462]

"Boy i'll show you how to get red orbs from my homeland"

[@hugostiglitz6896]

You talking about how much experience they had💀🤣🔥

[@yamandebbarma5860]

I mean he ain't wrong about Aphrodite Endurance and Durability💀

[@LastDragonborn007]

"Size" and "Stamina" 💀

[@BattlesLorisSH]

Atreus dosen't like Thrud or Angobroda, he likes Sif

[@luccas21190s]

Better choice

[@victorkraft387]

But she hates him

[@ryanjagpal123]

@@victorkraft387Not when Odin was the villain

[@Nick_MG]

​@@victorkraft387 Only in the begining

[@sakaiclips]

*Durability for surviving Kratos’ stamina💀*

[@48Que]

They’re both waifus

[@serdelek8608]

Less waifu more c** sluts

[@yekkub9425]

"Waifus" dont sleep with a bunch of different dudes. You have bad taste

[@mannyblackstar]

​@@yekkub9425hes a beta simp cuck.

[@madstachoif5512]

@@yekkub9425 Not just a bunch of dudes, she got a whole pantheon. 😳😭

[@fitnessheaven4091]

Sif has not been depicted as that type in the game at all

[@Calium1432]

Yeah, Aphrodite, took all 41 inches of Kratos

[@SkiddadleYeetBeets]

Somehow stamina and endurance sounded very different this time.

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

sif could be punching aphrodite and aphrodite would just sit there unfazed XD

[@LTT01710]

Bro couldnt get the joke 💀

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

@@LTT01710 i do😭 you're the one who dosent get mine😉

[@LTT01710]

@@shadowmomochiuchiha6839 ah shit I get it now💀

[@shadowmomochiuchiha6839]

@@LTT01710 lol its ok🤣

[@nagatouzumaki4047]

So sif fists aphrodite Is that what your saying

[@ronin8741]

Aphrodite got durability and stamina because she managed to with stand kratos but then imagine Faye 😭

[@SeanAwesomeness]

Fun Fact: In the novelization of GOW 1, it stated that Aphrodite is capable of one tapping GOW 1 Kratos.

[@SeanAwesomeness]

@@LNRicky Ain’t no way you called GOW 1 Kratos a “Normal General”. You do realize that Kratos before GOW 1 defeated the Furies Of Olympus?

[@LNRicky]

@@SeanAwesomeness well I forget about Ascension game then i chanced my write he cant face gods i mean

[@Blake2X4]

@@LNRicky chains of Olympus happens before god of war 1 and in that game he defeated a god, bested a titan and killed a primordial

[@LNRicky]

@@Blake2X4 okay okay my fault i shouldnt write it before i know better i didnt know chains of Olympus is cannon sorry for that.

[@Blake2X4]

@@LNRicky all Greek games are canon, the only thing non canon is a couple of books and novels of god of war 1 that were changed so they can expand the lore(remember god of war 1 was just a one shot game back in the day)

[@Z3Milesky]

Everything about this matchup is so goddamn cursed!! 😂😂😂 Every category has other meanings 🤣🤣🤣👏👏🖐️

[@iliaandoni3016]

Im greek but aphrodite is beautiful woman

[@serdelek8608]

She is greek....

[@K2evis]

@@serdelek8608she is not greek she is dead💀

[@serdelek8608]

@@K2evis just*

[@Yano25k]

​@@K2evis dam bro why u speaking facts like that

[@LucasYrch]

@@K2evisshe is alive, kratos didnt kill her

[@Azik688]

I don’t think he’s talking About Fighting 😅

[@ANSMOH911]

Size part says everything 🥴

[@Airravath911Kanalen]

Aphrodite is the goddess of love, lust and desires, of course she would win. While Sif is only won by design to satisfy Thor who is an aggressive drunken guy with a dad bod.

[@denizz2937]

Ball control

[@jamarispinner5320]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@rgbarrios0331]

💀

[@Gigachadluffy.2785]

NAWW 💀💀

[@neno6465]

Bed of war 💀

[@Ah..med-_2024]

😂😂

[@terminator7578]

Aphrodite power scaling based of how she handled the sword of Kratos😂

[@titanreis3989]

Young kratos and Zoos solos both

[@Oceanslegacy786]

Bro what size he was talking about!!😅

[@SmokeyMonke]

Bro put experience and durability She's the goddess of taking backshots my guy you know that😭😭

[@DaviVillalva-u9i]

Aphrodite has to be resilient to withstand the kratos😂

[@sam1_2_1]

She withstood Hephaestus, he was much bigger than Kratos.

[@DaviVillalva-u9i]

Really, but kratos is much stronger than hephaestus

[@Goku-n8v]

We all know why Aphrodite got durability and stamina💀

[@yvanadvincula2126]

Hold my “O” button

[@Ippo_Makunochi0797]

"Endurance"💀

[@KhoaDang-cs1vv]

"Bed"war 💀

[@supremeshadow50]

Bro wtf did i just watched💀

[@eddychaosofpain244]

🤣🤣🤣 kratos had fun with his aunt

[@eliasdemetrio8579]

Obvio !!! Parabens video incrível. 😊

[@zxgamer_1310]

Wait are we talking about battle strength or 💀

[@StraightPoint----rniann69]

Aphrodite solos all gods in both phanteons in bed.

[@sondiamondxdz578]

Fax

[@smurf-cat-AWS]

Yes she survived all man fucker that's actually brutal battle

[@mangyo7675]

I mean, most likely Zeus died before her so it checks out

[@serdelek8608]

Cronos?!

[@Skaar437]

I'm the 69 like let's goooooo

[@Exoticallistic]

*"Durability, Stamina, Experience"* Aphrodite needs some explanations🤨

[@darknessprevails4077]

Escenario: Mi cama.

[@Lord_Kratos69]

So many peoples dont know that kratos in god of war was pressing buttons of aphrodite’s 2 twin daughters in His bed…

[@Infuryex]

Cleo Patra GOW6 💀

[@HeadShot-Monster]

Facts tho🤣💀

[@tetrodotoxin99]

Unlike Aphrodite who is mainly just a prostīute, They imply Sif was actually a skilled warrior before retiring in the games

[@pelmenisnice1622]

Stamina and Endurance for sure💀 Kratos showed her the Blade of Sparta and his True Spartan Rage

[@immortal_lions]

Even kratos can't kill Aphrodite 💀💀

[@Gigachadluffy.2785]

He had kill him the best way 😏

[@GameBoy-cx1ej]

Nah the stamin was to good😂😂😂😂

[@canyoudosomethingforme]

Sif is hotter

[@rgbarrios0331]

I respectfully disagree

[@M.A.C.01]

I mean Aphrodite literally battled Kratos on her own grounds and style. She’s a warrior in the sheets.

[@Saint_Kaneki]

Had to happen eventually 😂😂

[@lordlygamerlive7838]

You kill my husband, now you owe me a husband kratos 🤣🤣🤣

[@ElderGod29]

Durability, stamina, experience?? Admin definitely knew what he was doing 🤣🤣💀💀 But with all due respect Aphrodite's thirst for lust is levels above of any assets of Sif herself 💯🔥

[@aleksandarmladic993]

Durability 💀💀💀 Stamina 💀💀💀 Experience 💀💀💀 Endurance 💀💀💀

[@doublecross7661]

I'd go for Sif.

[@EyelessHelmet0]

I like Sif’s hair… but I shall forever simp Aphrodite the most. NO ONE is surpassing Aphrodite… NO ONEE!!

[@Goatkutui]

Bro To what size are we talking about?

[@hakksemerci9988]

Obviously pp

[@Goatkutui]

@@hakksemerci9988 what pp

[@adhyanbhandari109]

​@@Goatkutui PENI-

[@Thewiseman85]

Booba

[@Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx]

It's pretty easy: Sif - no ⭕ Aphrodite - you can ⭕

[@Andre_L_Sants]

a sif do rule 34🤡

[@diyarbro9269]

Sif she didn't have any strength, she just knew how to be good at cooking.

[@JaskaranSingh-iq6fx]

Song name

[@santinoespinola184]

The song name is liue - suffer with me

[@USHIROMIYA_BATLER]

Duraability❓ Experience❓ Stamina❓ Size❓ What the hell man❓

[@vagoslordofcinder7861]

Yeah but I mean sif is getting thor's other mjolnir so shouldn't durability go to her?

[@yyt-rz6ik]

When DEI being part of dev

[@VED_EDITZZ]

Hercules (gow) vs Hercules (MCU)

[@Yujita]

Aphrodite: has to be censored for youtube reasons Sif: no censorship

[@qufifkwje]

bro we never saw sif fight 💀

[@AcknowledgeMeKid]

She'd still whoop Aprhodite any Day of Existence! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Nathantomson]

"Experience"😶, "stamina"😏, "durability"😳

[@prxme096]

*Stamina* 😏

[@maskpandachief]

Sif: bakery 😯 Aphrodite: meat market 😶

[@gianna-rm9if]

speed easy aphrodite

[@xRamsesx]

Tiene sentido no cualquiera se aguanta una cojida se kratos 😂😂

[@Ilovetescoandlidl]

I’m guessing we are talking about a different fighting 😂

[@zacherya.5016]

I can’t with the Durability and the Experience 😂

[@lt9784]

What sort of endurance are we talking about here?😂

[@ryugujidraken7556]

we're talking about the combat side right?

[@hungreyginger7478]

Giving Aphrodite stamina. Very well placed joke

[@thestopmotionguy9524]

Ayo what kind of experience we talking about???

[@HawkieVFX]

I know it’s funny to have the blur but you could have used the censored version.

[@ethanhawthorne1948]

What freaks me the out is Aphrodite is related to kratos and they still have sex 💀

[@skullgaming4977]

Stamina,durability, experience,size,resistance 💀💀💀💀💀

[@itsnevertoolatetodotherigh3271]

Kratos is a good man he gave some of his Spartan rage to Aphrodite, what a chad

[@rulixx9973]

Aphrodite is goddess of love. And Sif too. Oh. Imagine a Greco-Egyptian collaboration. Kratos with infinite orbs