"sometimes it's ok to cause a little bit of drama" "it caused the worst nuclear event in history" seems about right
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@caseys26983 жыл бұрын
We cause a *little* bit of drama
@iminyourfridge8943 жыл бұрын
So you brought a banana for scale
@thatoneguy95823 жыл бұрын
@@caseys2698 we do a little nuclear fallout
@WhatHandlesAreAvailable3 жыл бұрын
cat
@ObeyCamp2 жыл бұрын
My favorite one, by far, is "WE ARE ON...AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE." His face and tone are SO serious, like he's announcing the actual apocalypse and it kills me every time lmao
@vermilisix Жыл бұрын
Mine too.
@theexitisthisway6082 Жыл бұрын
it's like something from a movie, i swear. he's being SOOOO serious. having a meryl streep moment
@quinsutton7097 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that one got me.
@quinn7894 Жыл бұрын
1:48
@schrottiyhd677629 күн бұрын
i read this comment before i saw that clip... you have to see it to understand
@tntisbased3 жыл бұрын
"if you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London, seriously!" OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.
@mikem92463 жыл бұрын
I mean, obviously.
@pandapops54283 жыл бұрын
just another Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple
@avemflamma3 жыл бұрын
the magnus archives
@arkanon86613 жыл бұрын
exactly what i thought XD
@assesmus39923 жыл бұрын
That's one of my favorite sentences now lmao
@undecidedhandle3 жыл бұрын
him running around screaming "ONE TAKE!" was oddly wholesome
@najrenchelf2751 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, I’d be really stoked too! :D
@azadanzans53593 жыл бұрын
We flew a kite, in a public place! We flew a kite in a PUUUBBBLIIIC PLACE!
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I need a full version of that ngl
@NubNublet3 жыл бұрын
this is stuck in my head now
@mola1.9803 жыл бұрын
@@DataExpungedNull some people did, but unfortunately with Rihanna voice in the missing parts
@adamrezabek94693 жыл бұрын
@@mola1.980 someone did it without it
@willhendrix31403 жыл бұрын
@Mola 1.9 The one you're talking about: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fpe7l2Cfaseqe7M @Adam Řežábek the one you're talking about: soundcloud.com/songs_i_dont_put_on_yt/we-flew-a-kite-in-a-public-place (well, I assume that these are the ones. what do I know)
@aeoifjapefijl Жыл бұрын
"to make matters more complicated, I am British" absolutely reasonable complication
@trk20.3 жыл бұрын
"Can this burn me?" "Yes" "OK" *continues to put hand in front of laser
@daanielrebonen63533 жыл бұрын
true
@ASocialistTransGirl3 жыл бұрын
@@daanielrebonen6353 it wasn't A statement was quote
@zzedixx2 жыл бұрын
@@ASocialistTransGirl It wasn't a statement, it wasn't a quote, it was a joke
@howdoipickaname98152 жыл бұрын
it wasn’t a statement, a quote, nor a joke, it was a sentence
@mosesracal67582 жыл бұрын
@@howdoipickaname9815 There is some debate on how accurate that really is and by some debate I mean THIS IS A REALLY CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT IN LINGUISTICS AND HAS BEEN FOR YEARS
@rocketgeek96 Жыл бұрын
The "little bit of drama" to "nuclear accident" cut is getting a lot of attention, and rightly so, but the "unfortunately I'm British" to "smash some art with a hammer" cut is absolutely sending me.
@omega21943 жыл бұрын
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" *gets run over by a train* "And I'm ok with that"
@caltheuntitled80213 жыл бұрын
It was the linguistic mafia’s descriptivist bus, actually
@StrawberryCrush20003 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott starring in A Trolley Problem
@nottelling81293 жыл бұрын
2:50
@gabrielh03193 жыл бұрын
Tentatively I put my fingers in the goo.
@tob193 жыл бұрын
a bus you mean you nincompoop
@IsuCunei3 жыл бұрын
Tom is actually a comical genius we just haven't realised it yet
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
yes
@danthemam Жыл бұрын
Mmmm
@redpheonix1000 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he knows it himself
@janthecoo4964 Жыл бұрын
we have long realised it
@niks660097 Жыл бұрын
@@redpheonix1000 best kind of geniuses..
@SeleneRoseRM3 жыл бұрын
"Im going to shut up for a bit" "AND THATS A LIE" me all the time
@caseys26983 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite combination in the video 😂
@yoursleepparalysisdemon81713 жыл бұрын
okay alexander hamilton calm down
@lilster89683 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@jonathonbaker43003 жыл бұрын
@@lilster8968 2:33
@Foxy_AR Жыл бұрын
5:33 “mocking the government and then having the government not find that funny, that is a really good gag.” “THAT WAS LEGAL!!” 😂
@ashleycrow88673 жыл бұрын
If you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of london
@meetaverma83723 жыл бұрын
because that's how it sells XD
@bigmaxporter3 жыл бұрын
@@meetaverma8372 I mean if there was a gay romance novel wherein they built a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of London I'd read it
@discowizard6813 жыл бұрын
What just going to point this delightful bit of editing out lol
@midnight_styx3 жыл бұрын
SERIOUSLY
@sneezindoggo65283 жыл бұрын
Wednesday evening in the Jedi temple
@bigmamisvea33183 жыл бұрын
This made me realize that you hold the ability to make anyone look like a total freak just by taking single words or sentences of them out of context in your bare hands.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
:)
@Ikxi11 ай бұрын
"This made me [...] a total freak" - bigmamisvea3318
@bigmamisvea331811 ай бұрын
@@Ikxi you got it haha
@Nat_the_Chicken3 жыл бұрын
"Built for leisure, not for speed" Why do I feel called out
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Same tho
@arturdelima12303 жыл бұрын
5:41 this is my favorite one, idk why but the way the camera pans up as he dramatically says "but this tree does have a wikipédia article" it's just comedy gold
@RealGracefulGoose3 жыл бұрын
Love your PFP!
@arturdelima12303 жыл бұрын
@@RealGracefulGoose yooo! u a fellow cavetown fan?
@RealGracefulGoose3 жыл бұрын
@@arturdelima1230 Yep! Top 0.5% of his listeners this year!
@_Mark413 жыл бұрын
"If you're writing a gay romance story BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR" Jesus i piss myself that was amazing lol
@iiiivvvv99863 жыл бұрын
I feel like you can make a science joke about that
@kacperkukulski1523 жыл бұрын
Everytime i find these i want to comment but then i see other people did it first
@PinguNSE3 жыл бұрын
@@kacperkukulski152 same
@newgameld25122 жыл бұрын
Well, that escalated quickly...
@dotdankory2 жыл бұрын
IN THE BASEMENT OF A 17TH CENTURY BUILDING
@qazzie53362 жыл бұрын
This is what a '____ out of context' video should be It's like...actually funny because it's out of context
@DataExpungedNull2 жыл бұрын
Much appreciated, thank you 😁
@digitaldeathsquid34483 ай бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
@Neymarinet3 жыл бұрын
The transition from Tom roasting KZbinrs taking sponsors from disguised gambling games to him saying "bruh" and immediately heading off to something else gave me whiplash
@kantraa2 жыл бұрын
WE ARE ON AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE.
@thefunkiestswag2 жыл бұрын
@@kantraa Wednesday evening in the Jedi Temple
@LegoWormNoah1012 жыл бұрын
@@thefunkiestswag I'm not doing enough with my life >.
@lost.oracle2 жыл бұрын
@@LegoWormNoah101 tentatively putting my fingers in goo
@andrewzhang85122 жыл бұрын
@@lost.oracle you've got a bomb
@IsuCunei3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you linked every single clip is something that should be honoured forever
@zackthewolf88983 жыл бұрын
Tom choking on vape is the best thing I've seen
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Truly
@tigheb54123 жыл бұрын
The best part is he looks more and more confused the longer he chokes
@Dannymart_884453 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@zechariahellis3 жыл бұрын
5:02 Damn Tom, who hurt you?
@Mordecrox2 жыл бұрын
Probably the girl from the Chlamydia episode
@olicutt5 ай бұрын
reminds me of philomena cunk
@Ba-nw3qz3 жыл бұрын
“sometimes its okay to cause a little bit of drama” then “well, it caused the worst nuclear accident in humanities history”
@jonomoth25813 жыл бұрын
Be fair, he was mortified and not thinking clearly; he had just been to slough
@thesleepiesthead3 жыл бұрын
But he brought that banana for scale tho.
@blackoutlol2857 Жыл бұрын
I love that instead of being completely random most of these line up perfectly to sound even funnier than they already were 🤣
@KentuckyFriedChildren3 жыл бұрын
“Vandals dressed as Santa Claus and Gingerbread men shot a flaming arrow at the Goat and burned it down” *Tom grinning suspiciously in front of an explosion*
@NinjaPickle3 жыл бұрын
He was the vandal and blamed the arson on Santa
@mrmagot983 жыл бұрын
Very nice name 😏
@UwU-ok2jr3 жыл бұрын
I read this right after he said it
@coolimen29283 жыл бұрын
Your Name is so unsettling (1)
@KeeganYF123 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaPickle He was also the gingerbread men.
@chimeragenesis3613 жыл бұрын
6:14 'In short it's usually about sex, or it's about asking God to damn someone.... the Irish contingent had some very strong opinions' Bit on the nose, putting those two together.
@conifer273 жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best compilations I've ever seen. 0% context, 100% comedy. Well done!
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!!! 😊
@DemoniteBL Жыл бұрын
Yeah, there was actual thought put into where each clip is in the video and what clips precede/follow it. Most compilations are just random dumps of clips.
@talkalexis Жыл бұрын
5% context
@treacherous-doctor2 жыл бұрын
The comedic timing of some of these clips is absolutely spot-on.
@kirstinmccarty89203 жыл бұрын
Tom: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Tom: *Gets pancaked by a bus* Tom: “And you know what? I’m okay with that”
@riptidev103 жыл бұрын
I too, watched the same video
@cye2310 Жыл бұрын
@@riptidev10.
@riptidev10 Жыл бұрын
@@cye2310 .
@wangsengsin2527 Жыл бұрын
Honestlt it kind of works with whats on screen, the needs of all the people in the bus to get to the place need to be is more important than Tom's need to have a functional body
@goldilocks.goldilocks.10 ай бұрын
First thing i thought of seeing that part was regina george getting hit by a bus--
@wyzmeister50672 жыл бұрын
amazing that the video is 11:46 minutes long, which is the exact timestamp that tom starts choking on the vape in the original video
@ScientificallyImprobable3 жыл бұрын
I respect that you put the time into linking every single clip in the description. That is dedication.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 😃
@gerbil4973 жыл бұрын
same now i can watch all the videos whose clips I didnt recognize, genuinely thank you so much
@chelnahtheegghead3 жыл бұрын
Just looked at the description, and, man, you were not kidding…
@kazzoey28682 жыл бұрын
exactly omg
@gracie13972 жыл бұрын
for real
@soulsearch13 Жыл бұрын
Water world, low resolution world, wibbly-wobbly world, and Basingstoke has to be one of my favourite moments from this video among the many
@f52_yeevy3 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful! You found some hidden gems and put them together in an amazing way
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!! You helped me a ton with this btw :)
@edwinhuang92443 жыл бұрын
#Bruhify
@ABM_GD3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp looks like sad bruhify
@soapycanthandle3 жыл бұрын
Yay
@smt40903 жыл бұрын
the square root of a banana is Tom Scott squared
@kaithewise84493 жыл бұрын
2:37 you can access water world, wibbily wobbily world, and basingstoke.
@thedoctordallin3 жыл бұрын
This just makes me realize the sheer amount of Tom Scott content I have yet to watch.
@RealGracefulGoose3 жыл бұрын
Fezzes are cool.
@matthewboire684326 күн бұрын
“So now I’m going to shut up for a bit, those are lies.”
@ElonMusk-FanZone3 жыл бұрын
Respect to the subtitler
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you :)
@kvl_7773 жыл бұрын
BUY SOME DAMN SUBTITLES
@smt40903 жыл бұрын
@@kvl_777 or just activate them by clicking on [CC]
@santiagoorgeira91423 жыл бұрын
wait this is a legit comment wtf
@ElonMusk-FanZone3 жыл бұрын
@@santiagoorgeira9142 lol
@Alica303 Жыл бұрын
4:13 the thee elements
@12MyNameIs Жыл бұрын
But that all changed when the Bacon Nation attacked
@tntisbased3 жыл бұрын
this is perfect, just perfect, when you clip them like this it sounds like an actual Tom Scott video
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Glad to hear it :D
@blackjackrose605 Жыл бұрын
"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit... those are LIES!"
@maxd.17573 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott is just British VSauce in a red shirt, change my mind
@PastelPiku3 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott has been posting on KZbin for 4 years before Vsauce started up, validating the inverse of this statement
@dataroaming85183 жыл бұрын
@@PastelPiku agreed
@MrSoso10503 жыл бұрын
@@PastelPiku agreed
@HeyItsNovalee3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe I never realized until now that he’s almost always wearing a red shirt
@gr6e3 жыл бұрын
Michael Stevens has embraced the memes, while Tom loathes them.
@genericobjectshow3440Ай бұрын
"Sometimes it's okay to cause a little bit of drama... (excited) it caused the worst nuclear event in history!
@drakebrown96223 жыл бұрын
10:19 I love how Tom throws his arms up from his side from a distance like, “I hear you, but I’m still gonna do it.”
@judahweesner26513 жыл бұрын
2:02 damn thats a beat Tom Scott, upcoming rapper
@dragonfury15653 жыл бұрын
3:50 “ Your mental state is being temporarily altered to make you calm, please remain calm “ “ *This is a bottle of freeze dried urine* “
@JJVids123411 ай бұрын
Also 983$ is alot 😂
@jcfiggy3 жыл бұрын
7:47 perfect timing
@cargo_vroom97293 жыл бұрын
Tom, deadly serious, in some sort of wind tunnel: "We are on an exponential curve!" That one got me.
@legendgames1282 жыл бұрын
4:55 people are obsessed with burning their hands.
@debug8377 Жыл бұрын
idk why but i laughed very loud at that part
@INNERLMNT3 жыл бұрын
The best installment of Tom Scott out of context I've ever seen. Jolly good work, stranger! "Unfortunately, I'm British"
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! :D
@mr.husbandoeu72542 жыл бұрын
That's very unfortunate indeed
@FusionCyborg2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.husbandoeu7254 Still better than being from the U.S. States of Ohio, Georgia, & Alabama.
@legendgames1282 жыл бұрын
@@FusionCyborg Don't forget Florida!
@FusionCyborg2 жыл бұрын
@@legendgames128 Nah
@TheNickness3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate this guy for not only linking every single video in this compilation but also linking the exact minute the clip was in? That's some damn impressive work, thanks man ❤
@rugvedkulkarni15933 жыл бұрын
Can we take a moment to appreciate that this madlad put ALL THE ORIGINAL SOURCES WITH TIMESTAMPS IN THE DESCRIPTION! It legit made me smile. Thank you. :)
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Awwww well you’re welcome!!
@rugvedkulkarni15933 жыл бұрын
@@DataExpungedNull You should do this for your future videos as well. I know it is a lot of work but it really makes your video stand out. It is the mark of a professional creator.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
I do agree! And I do plan on it, at least for videos that are viable for that
@emmaw523 жыл бұрын
“We’ve just won the lottery! -but YOU haven’t.” Damn you didn’t need to rub it in Tom
@karaway21173 жыл бұрын
"Well, sometimes it's OK to cause a little bit of drama" "It caused the worst nuclear accident in humanity's history" Good job Tom
@kaylons3 жыл бұрын
Here's a banana for scale 🍌
@kaylons3 жыл бұрын
@@marekkelin1181 Someone is wrong on the Internet and now you can correct them
@gabrielh03193 жыл бұрын
@@kaylons ONE TAKE! ONE TAKE! *runs around camera for a bit* Wait, did I go the right way there?
@Bigmandan36510 ай бұрын
Thank you Tom Scott for your content and teaching so many people. And some great out of context clips
@koopert8993 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott: Oh, not this arsehole. *to Matt* Pillar: Oh, really? I'll show you! *teleports* Tom Scott: *b o n k*
@ju2tunknown3 жыл бұрын
@@marekkelin1181 "If you was from, where I was from, you'd be freakin' dead!"
@roberternest7289 Жыл бұрын
"If you are writing a gay romace story," "You build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London"
@sodiboo3 жыл бұрын
1:50 If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London. Seriously!
@nikoappsmuggred72203 жыл бұрын
good plot
@atransidiot4692 Жыл бұрын
Basically the Magnus archives
@gasagronnychannel950 Жыл бұрын
As a person writing a gay romance story, this is exactly what I do
@simplysimple205710 ай бұрын
What a legend. What a decade we had with Tom. Thank you for the dedication and the laughs!
@filipek52303 жыл бұрын
This man actually bought some damn subtitles.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Made, actually :)
@thefudgecake16263 жыл бұрын
(Intense music plays)
@benjamindesjarlais5713 Жыл бұрын
He bought subtitles so hard he got KZbin to support dubbed and described audio tracks too
@crazyrobak3966 Жыл бұрын
"If you are writing a gay romance story...you build a nuclear reactor in a 1700th century building"
@Kaimax_3 жыл бұрын
“This is a 3000 year old piece of art and now I’m going to smash some of it with this hammer.” *cuts to Tom slicing a pineapple”
@Sacroooooooooooooooooooooooooo Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to shut up for a bit" "THOSE ARE LIES"
@allanlank3 жыл бұрын
The only problem I have with this video is: "Why did it take THREE WEEKS so show up in my recommended list?" Great work folks. fantastic video.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much!!!
@Sacroooooooooooooooooooooooooo Жыл бұрын
"Bruh" "It's a lot of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts"
@EclipsaMyrtenaster3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not doing enough with my life" and "I made a big mistake... I went to slough" That's some relatable shit right there.
@2ndhendrix6312 жыл бұрын
It's hard to put into words how much I appreciate Tom and his videos. He truly makes KZbin and the world a better place. Thanks Tom
@malia8113 жыл бұрын
“Just, shut up.” Is one of the most inspiring quotes I’ve heard...ever.
@T.Tagges10 ай бұрын
I’m gonna miss him
@bortziedent199310 ай бұрын
He is not leaving he just isn't uploading weekly
@jw53863 жыл бұрын
Okay "gay pirate assassins" really got me 😂
@tristenarctician69103 жыл бұрын
What is a gay pirate assassins? a. Assassin that's a gay pirate b. Assassin that kills gay pirates c. a gay Assassin that kills pirates
@amnesiaclover20013 жыл бұрын
@@tristenarctician6910 d. all of the above
@tristenarctician69103 жыл бұрын
e. none of the above
@skoovee3 жыл бұрын
I identify with a and c
@emmahealy48633 жыл бұрын
1:50 "If you are writing a gay romance story, then you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from London" 🤣🤣 I'm crying this is my favourite sentence of all time, thank you
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank my friend Nat tbh, he came up with that line when I was wondering what to do with that gay romance story clip :)
@nn_eptun86023 жыл бұрын
same
@Nat_the_Chicken3 жыл бұрын
I'm honored, I didn't realize people liked that quote THIS much
@fibsh5463 жыл бұрын
I can confirm as a writer that is what you do when writing a gay romance story
@flammatic5286 Жыл бұрын
If you're writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London.
@darth4arth3 жыл бұрын
"this microphone isn't even plugged in" that killed me, I am dead
@legendgames1282 жыл бұрын
7:13 collapses from laughing attack
@sashimiroll50553 жыл бұрын
Your channel literally does the lord’s work by making “[Youruber] Out Of Context” for us. Thank you for this.
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
You’re welcome :)
@digilici9513 жыл бұрын
youruber
@kilogram95593 жыл бұрын
youruber
@Darthybuddy3 жыл бұрын
Youruber
@IGNITOHD3 жыл бұрын
*youruber*
@arthurpendragon8192 Жыл бұрын
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" - bus hits tom - "and you know what? I'm okay with that"
@g00dbyemisterA3 жыл бұрын
I love how at 11:42 he coughs at the smell and there is a photo of someone else in red shirt smelling the flower behind him
@VGoncalves162 жыл бұрын
7:30 to do what now mister scott?
@ronaneverett82023 жыл бұрын
4:02 my dog trying to explain why he deserves more food
@neobob7557 Жыл бұрын
i'm in actual love with this man
@zednotdead3 жыл бұрын
"So now I'm going to shut up for a bit. THOSE ARE LIES."
@quantumblauthor73002 жыл бұрын
Alternate Jerma who actually knows things
@limlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimlim3 жыл бұрын
When someone in the cartoon eats spicy food: 3:02
@smittersiscoolALT10 ай бұрын
😯 ✋🤚
@HammMann11 ай бұрын
I FOUND THE CONTEXT! So basically... Tom Scott is supposed to be ready for something, but doesn't prepare himself in time. He is then thrust into a body of water before he can even react. The second he comes out, he has a revelation after his near death experience, on the most efficient method of gaining money possible, regardless of reputation. He then gets that money, starts trying to discredit the people giving him drama for his actions, gets called out, has to apologise to his mother, and reflects thinking about how sometimes, it's okay to cause a little bit of drama. After the fact after finding some new passions, he goes on a journey to the birth place of humanity's worst nuclear accident, bringing a banana for the sake of measuring. After studying the wreck, he learns everything about physical violence, mental competition, deliberate disruption of thought processes, and even how people place themselves into peril. With that info, he goes on a crusade to correct all the incorrect people browsing on the internet, and clears out a massive field of people who were just flat out wrong, regaining his once destroyed fame, and giving him time to celebrate, albeit going in the completely incorrect direction. However, this brings the attention of an evil squadron of killer Tesco Medium Sliced Stay Fresh Wholemeal Bread, who vow to kill him with lasers, causing the nearby wildlife to set alight. Tom gets so scared that he runs off and tries to hide his identity by starting a reaction channel where nobody will even know who he is. Naturally, bruh. This cycle gives him a selection of nasty diseases and unpleasant concepts, with one of the twilight movies shipping to his door to add insult to injury. He tries to visit a friend and plays speed jenga to distract him from all of this, but that only mounts onto the already over the top pressure. So naturally, as an attempt to distract it from him once again, he blasts himself with hurricane force air, bringing him on an "exponential curve", and letting him free his mind from the diseases. Afterwards, for the sake of his desires to make a gay romance story, he sneaks into a 17th century building and crafts a nuclear reactor, seemingly ignoring the advice from the wreck he witnessed beforehand. What makes this is even worse is that it was just miles from the center of london, and that caused for some weird things to happen in the temple itself. After intaking so much radiation, it causes him to string multiple rhymes together for the sake of entertainment through all the pain, reflecting on how has not done enough with his life in the process. So he tries to explain the story of tim burner, only to get pestered with ads so much that he has to leave the building. You may think it's because of the ads, but remember, he's still radioactive. He then gets a message from someone. He then vocally proclaims how he has a distaste for them, as his phone then proceeds to send it. In his own distraction, he then runs straight into a lamp post. This causes him to quit speaking for the next week. Or at least he would have, but he lied about it, only speaking again a day later. He then goes on a journey to visit water world low resolution world wibbly wobbly world, and basingstoke. The magnitude of these events causes pans and tins to fall from the sky, making a "bad dum, tss." sound. Tom then reflects on how his methods of giving to the few with his investigations isn't so handy for the many, and contemplates stopping doing things alltogether. Coming to grips with how he is okay with all of it, and accepts it. Right after getting hit by a bus. After doing this he puts his hands in some goo to heal this of, and to celebrate he goes to a bridge and vapes for the first time, only to realise he hates vaping with a burning passion. After being woken up by this, he then realises that he has a bomb. What does he do? He shoots a laser, uses the force like kylo ren, and shocks the bomb using it for the sake of disarming it, which worked. To celebrate, he flew a kite in a public place. After realising this was illegal, he opened his swear jar and went nuts, filling it in seconds. After doing this, he then takes all of the info he has learned so far, brings it all back to cremation, and learns how to control people's emotions to keep them calm and not stress over the state of the world. After acrewing so much money from these ridiculous journeys, he then buys a bottle of frozen urine, bought fresh off the gouverment for $983. The wackiniess of this makes him go "avuh aruh, avuh aruh", which he then realises is essentially baby talk, and stops. even repeating "woah" over and and over in his shock. He then gets an idea. Bread. Bacon. And a blowtorch. What will they allow him to do? Fund his trip to asbestos land, where he has a blast! After such an amazing stay, he then turns on his over and cooks his hand in joy, and then buys a leaf blower with the excess money for the sake of showing off. He then create as comprehensive list on the best things ever made, being in shock over gravity DESTROYING hugs in the vote. After that, he then starts having another burst of exponential dread, seeing entire persona as fictonal, unconsitutional, worse than a burning lamp and worst of all, forbidden from human speech. In his depression, he then breaks down over the passage of time. Then going on another journey to quell his mind becoming a commentator. While this job was short lived, it did still help in assisting in mental health, even learning anglo saxon swearing in the process, which is actually forbidden by the british government. He then uses it anyway to make fun of them, revelling on how they don't find it funny. he then yells "THAT WAS LEGAL!", and they all forget about it, even the server. He then discovers a tree, being perplexed on it's lack of a wikipedia article. In rage, he joins a sand mafia hoping to get some answers, but the force him into making an animation channel with sponsors for demonic creatures instead. Naturally, this job didn't last long. He then reflects on sex and smiting's, and from this info learns about the crazy opinions of the irish (somehow), which even spread a little bit to the welsh. To make matters even more complicated, he is british, so he just forgets about it. He then thinks he hasn't done enough crimes, vising a 3000 year old piece of art, smashing it with a hammer. After tetting a scale of how good it is, he then goes home to cut a pineapple, reflecting on how much of a bloody terrible knife it is. Seems that sending bread loaves to kill him wasn't the only devious deed that tesco had done to our protagonist. He is then so shocked at the idea of tesco doing something bad that it melts his face. He is no stranger to this however, thanks in part to the radiation.
@HammMann11 ай бұрын
He then realises, even after all of these journeys of his, the microphone isn't even plugged in. Such knowledge of this fact gets him contact with Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon. He is then so delighted by this that he nicks a toaster from next door to test how long it takes to toast compared to his home toasters. And after this mind opening experience, he learns that there is someone out there who can't STAND pipe organs. He then after so many reflective experiences, looks back at everything he has done, thinking about how he may have potentially influenced so many, but in reality all he did was add to the radioactivity that history already had planned, but postponed. He then trips over after realising this blasphemous act of his, crying in the fact he made the world a worse place, and takes his sunglasses off in reflection once more. He then thinks to himself, after remembering what they did to the giant goat, that he is more so fit for explosives and destruction rather than having civil conversations with people, damaging the same land that the Tesco Medium Sliced Stay Fresh Wholemeal Bread already set alight, seemingly joining forces with a common enemy. After this, to fuel his evil schemes even more, he then enters the lottery and wins it. what does this mean for the world? well, the evil mastemrind tom is now a master at 4D Chess, being unchallenged even by the greatest masters of the british museum, pushing scott's ego even more... but then something goes terribly wrong, and crashes. Now, tom thinks this is a good thing, even initially celebrating that he his free from this extraterrestrial grasp, but in reality... he was never free, as he then repeats some of the insane ramlbings he did when he was under radiation, this time emphasising the L rather than the V. Fitting for where his character was going. In his defeat, he then showcases a piece of salmon he purchased to his friend, instructing him to "handle it". Afterwards, rats. rats everwhere. the shock of this downtreads the already bloody and beaten down tom, reflecting on how controversial rats are in the first place while being downtrodden by them, even considering how a human once at a flying machine in the middle of all of this, asphxiating himself from just the mere thought. This causes so much discourse in the already destroyed tom's brain, that it creates a robotic copy of him, which splits out and walks away. It took tom quite a while to realise, but he eventually found out that it was a splitting of both the forces of good and bad within him, the id and the superego splitting to form one person who was pure at heart. After such a revelation, and scott finally being free from everything, he blasts himself with air to get any excess demon juice off him, just incase. He even gets a job at apple, putting jackson seepage in his place. He then looks back at how he defused the bomb with that laser so long ago, before realising that the ability to do that was taken by that robotic splitting, rather unfortunately. He then repeats to himself the sentence "Round and round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran." And you should too. After this side quest, he then returns back to the stolen toasters from ages ago, guessing that they all won't come up at the same time, only to be proven very wrong. Then, after logging back onto the internet for the first time in so long, he apologises to everyone who once doubted him. Albeit in a bit of a money hungry way that doesn't sit well with everyone. After this interaction makes him think about his west foot and east foot, as you do, he then returned to an old friend for a rematch at speed jenga now that he was no longer... radiated. and he still hasn't improved that much. He then briefly considers returning back to his old dark side, almost blowing his friends house up with a cannon, but then he realises that this is exactly what the old tom would have done, stopping himself before he goes through with it. He then goes to sleep, installs windows in his dreams, and the screen projects his right hand winning the general election becoming the president. His silly side does still sometimes get the better of him after all.
@HammMann11 ай бұрын
He then catches up with the old version of himself, now learning that it's a dead man. or at least most of a dead man. Quite the shocking turn of events indeed. This is so shocking to him that it even slightly influences the pure scott, causing him to brielfy become sexist while talking about bottles of water, but like the cannon, he quickly calms down once more. And as a safety precaution, he checks around his house for old salmon based explosives he planted around his house. Thankfully as he was great at disarming bombs from before, this was no trouble for tom. Although he did brielfy become a missile. we don't talk about that. But then, the bad tom comes back, as he then start providing an advertisment for a legal vpn, but as he was realising this was out of character, he then returned to look for the original robot corpse, seeing it was gone. He then very quickly realised something, by acknowledging how the robot was dead, it then became a part of his conscience, bringing him back to the same scott hewas such a long time ago. In "celebration", he goes to someone's house at 8PM, and flaps a sign in front of someone's wall. He then tries to go back to how he was before he started being evil, but it very obviously came off as fake, so he soon came to grips with all of this, and stopped. Not even isaac god damn newton could help him here. After so many mood swings, after so many shifts in personality, he then reflects one final time, apologising to his parents for getting this far, grappling with his influence in the "conspiracy", and after all of this ends FAR past his worst. But in the end, after all of this, and even reflecting on what he was "ready" for in the process. he learns... that everyone would quite like to go home. *_At least that's what i'm getting so far... come back to me on this._*
@UltraViolentLight3 жыл бұрын
If you’re writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building, just miles from the center of London.
@laultimarebanada3 жыл бұрын
Damn, maybe I should stop doing all these fanfics then
@goose61123 жыл бұрын
*wensday evening in the Jedi temple*
@Nat_the_Chicken3 жыл бұрын
It's just... what you do
@CaptainParallax Жыл бұрын
8:44 Ah, I see Tom's familiar with the masterpiece that is Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure
@Petrolien3 жыл бұрын
i think this is genius 'cause it's not just out of context clips but also they are put together so perfect
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you :D
@najrenchelf2751 Жыл бұрын
Tom’s channel works really well for this type of Video!
@cerjmedia3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to give an incredible amount of credit to how much work was put into the description. Seriously, I can't imagine how tedious it was to actually make it, and I'm glad it was made because I've used it multiple times
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to hear that it was useful for you!
@gamerguy95333 жыл бұрын
I thought it was an ad for a second… 8:06
@NinjaPickle3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to sneak into the kitchen at night for a drink: "I'm going to shut up for a bit" The cup I accidentally dropped: "Those are lies"
@wolf2403 Жыл бұрын
My first though about a quarter of the way through was "I wonder if someone put sources in the comments or something. Checked and there's nothing. Now, halfway through I got curious about the description text, checked, and probably broke into one of the largest smiles in my life. Thank you good sir.
@FalB273 жыл бұрын
The fact that at 8:58 the plane reads "G-AYCF" makes me laugh more than I should
@chanhoonbb327110 ай бұрын
tom choking on vape smoke is obligatory in every tom meme vids
@kmickCSX3 жыл бұрын
1:15 literally all slot games are like this. Candy crush was the first big game IMO that did this. I can’t believe people spend that much money on games.
@sirincompetent7583 жыл бұрын
ea: im in danger
@neosrc3 жыл бұрын
The clip right after describes how everyone feels when seeing these type of ads.
@metra90railfan Жыл бұрын
“if you’re writing a gay romance story, you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the center of London, seriously!
@JJ-tp2lc3 жыл бұрын
11:18 "Gay pirate assassins" 3 words I didn't expect to hear today
@TylerTMGАй бұрын
i love pirating gay ass
@samueldubik44182 жыл бұрын
He's basically Vsauce but... 6:25
@leSingeMajestueux3 жыл бұрын
00:09 And I'm glad you bought some damn subtitles @Silas Laspada
@DataExpungedNull3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I actually made them though 😃
@harpy672 жыл бұрын
I love how this video shows that even if he's british, he is still a person with character