Pokémon Clover - Vs. Chris-Chan

[@SilentSlime]

Chris-chan did WHAT?

[@llllopoman3391]

Lmao

[@poopa_stinka]

He fucking wiped out my team the bastard he did

[@fernandoguillen5996]

He went worse than before

[@Sneedboy]

@@poopa_stinka >he doesn’t know

[@poopa_stinka]

@@Sneedboy he did the unspeakable to his Barboach

[@mathewricafrente5984]

They added Chris Chan with a "Sonichu" and his battle theme is I Need a Hero. Best Pokémon game.

[@panbat2367]

They also titled them as an artist...

[@brandonbassthepyramidking2227]

I need a hero 😊

[@k2ggers961]

Sonichu is fucking ground type tho

[@anabeatrizcaetano3121]

@Mcheetah Good thing I know about him ever since I read Cwcki: Hitmonana: Probably the "random access humour" Glacialynx: Every Sonichus and Rosechus are electric, only exception is Jamsta and Lolisa, also Chris' favorite type. Dragking: Probably these two: Many of his Sweethearts are male trolls in disguise or when Chris became a lesbian trans. Potarded: Slow in the mind. Mennopaws: Barbara or as many trolls called her, "Snorlax" You're welcome.

[@some_guy117]

Thank god, no pickles, I hate pickles

[@Slenderquil]

I like how his ai doesn't seem to want to change pokemon. If they lowered his ai from the rest of the big trainers, that's genius

[@marshie5434]

I feel like that's the exact same reason this fight is so easy. I mean, half of their team is ground-type, but for gym leader fights for example, the pokemon are really easy to take down, but it's some of the switches they make that can really make you lose. A good example being, switching causes you to bring out your hard counter to certain pokemon alot later than needed, which can really hinder you

[@scudjoples]

As of today, that Mennopaws has a horrible meaning

[@kargaroc386]

And it still fits

[@Dexuz]

Who would have thought 4chan knows Foresight.

[@ElPanaEnrico]

what does it mean?

[@Ardhamon5000]

@@ElPanaEnricoChris Chan’s mom Barbara Chandler. If you know you know.

[@BL-mf3jp]

*hilarious meaning

[@Mrdark1800]

1:13 was the sound of Chris chan’s brain the moment he came up with sonichu

[@absol102]

LMAOO

[@deviouscat4571]

he farded

[@Carmine1337]

That medallion knows no bounds

[@johnathonkelley5234]

😆😂😂😂 lmao way too funny XD

[@hydrathermal9030]

I'm still wondering why they didn't give him Donutsteel.

[@jans452]

yeah. definitely would've fit better than glacialynx

[@lainutsuho5422]

@@jans452 Glacialynx kinda fits in the sonic fandom themes though xD

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

The Cl*t ring.

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@lainutsuho5422 How?

[@AdamWielgosz]

From what I can tell, Donutsteel sucks.

[@egghead2840]

I like to think the Mennopaws on his team is literally just Barb

[@benjulc9271]

I think that's the implication.

[@Jed.Blazer]

To be fair, the sprite is just a photo.

[@butteredsalmonella]

@Sadist Fake Bootleg Tiki Actually Cacademon is the "Snorlax" of Clover as that piece of shit (literally) appears as a roadblock for at least 4 times and requires to use a flute to move it.

[@profroakhazatoke]

No, that’s how Chris-Chan will look like soon with his saggy HRTitties

[@butteredsalmonella]

He canonically fucked that Mennopaws. This is horrifying.

[@bubblebeampiplup8132]

I don’t know if Chris’ dialogue after you defeat him aged well or not…

[@Goosaphone]

hello knoll fire emblem

[@tacdragzag7464]

He had a Sonichu and it was the "I need a hero" theme... Too bad he had no Snorlax tho... That would've been the cherry on top...

[@M0mazosMissy]

*Barb*

[@MidoseitoAkage]

Snorlax is not in the region.

[@tacdragzag7464]

@@MidoseitoAkage precisely

[@gtagame900]

@@MidoseitoAkage MIDO !

[@RatBusted]

I thought that was what menopaws was supposed to be like

[@reptain2814]

I'm beyond words how amazing this game is

[@DerpyDooReviews]

"Dragking" is such an appropriate fakemon for him

[@ZorotheGallade]

Mennopaws is also a good fit because of his mom.

[@tuney7319]

Well that’s.... problematic

[@mythosinfinite6736]

@@tuney7319 This game has a fakemon called "Jewipede" and you're concerned about it making a joke at the expense of Chris's half-assed, medically unsound transition?

[@tuney7319]

@MidNight Rules you do realize you have to be diagnosed by a professional with dysphoria to transition right? And you do realize that you don’t need to have surgery to transition right? Or does that not fit your narrative, whatever apparently some asshole nazi on the internet knows more about dysphoria and mental health than people who spent their lives studying it.

[@tuney7319]

@@mythosinfinite6736 ok first off don’t gatekeep transitions second of all yeah i know it’s made by nazis i just pointed this out

[@crowiltiziodeltreno4177]

Don't hate me guys for this guys, but this I Need a Hero gba rendition effin rocks.

[@anonymousxiii4780]

Who else came back here after finding out Chris-chan was arrested?

[@UserName-gt2xx]

Yeah its pretty fucked up

[@thazmania120]

Why?

[@terra_cotta7]

@@thazmania120 fucked their elderly mother (who most likely has dementia or some other condition)

[@ChrisPTY507]

Why did he was arrested?

[@stevesansone3020]

​@@ChrisPTY507 he diddled his mom who has dementia

[@mathewricafrente5984]

This hits so different after Chris Chan got arrested

[@angelofbubbles7623]

Feels like I'm saving Demiwaifu from him.

[@allister-malister9179]

There’s a Pokémon in this game called motherfuk

[@thatonescarecrow4692]

Potarded just killed me at the spot, and I'm not even playing rn. So fitting for Chris, lmao

[@puri-makes-stuff-sometimes]

@DEAD CHANNEL hoodlum didnt make this lmao

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Did you know it’s also a Pseudo Legendary with Unaware?

[@Dexuz]

@@tangerinepaint3643 Potarded is the ultimate anti-sweepers. (Though not nearly as fun as Eviolite Simple Accupressure Retater)

[@AlwaysEquals50]

Well. He's VERY Potarded. I can't believe how scummy he turned out. Bad Barb, bad Lumberjack. Spray to their face!

[@Kevin-lv8wv]

Mennopaws being on the team makes much more sense now…

[@MisterGrittle]

I just realized now that Sonichu is in a Fast Ball

[@jetabyss13]

This hits much more differently now.

[@Reoko77]

If only he was a recurring rival, this game would be complete.

[@FloridusMan]

6:29 Pain. Way more painful than the old Mudslacks sprite being used.

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Wait there’s a new Mennopaws sprite?

[@FloridusMan]

@@tangerinepaint3643 Yes apparently. Yeerex got one too

[@RemLasher77]

Do to the Pokémon Clover wiki being shut down it’s difficult to see the shinies for the Clovermon.

[@tangerinepaint3643]

@@RemLasher77 there is another

[@RemLasher77]

@@tangerinepaint3643 you got the link to it?

[@Solaris802]

The king has returned to his rightful throne once more Welcome back

[@ShaulaXNinja]

This is the *TRUE* gen 8.

[@PRT95]

Hyper Potions? Oh right, he's financially irresponsible.

[@someone148]

And thus... his quest to find love ends

[@TheBonkleFox]

Him walking on the wall tiles killed me.

[@ChickenLittleKaboom]

If and when I beat him, I think I'll say "Yeah, why don't you cry home to your mommy? Oh wait."

[@Carmine1337]

I can assure you he did something else to his mommy

[@nuclearstarr115]

@@Carmine1337 *oh no*

[@xanvoir7693]

@@Carmine1337 Poor woman

[@TornadoZX825]

I'd rather he not be on the same tectonic plate as his mother

[@PPEFwatch]

did anyone expect the pokemon clover update, cause i didn't. i didn't even know out of all games clover got a 2020 update. most of their pokemon now get TWO hidden abilities. WHAT they even added a new leveling rate and moves and abilities and all dat jazz

[@Operator0G]

didn't expect that i need a hero song to sound s good in a pokemon game lol. it fits chris so perfectly as well

[@mlggodzilla1567]

The legendary hacker 4chin made this game? What crazy world I live in

[@SpellSpammer64]

I wouldn’t feel bad using all legendarys against Chris Chan ngl

[@crowiltiziodeltreno4177]

It's him. IT'S TRULY HIM. I defeated him some days ago, he truly was... hard, I can say, but I didn't have my mons at lv 100 that far actually.

[@yuh7968]

Pretty sure his levels scale to whatever level your highest level mon is. When I fought him, all my mons were level 100.

[@JosephRobinsonSMBX]

@@yuh7968 mine were around 75-80 like Slime's. I didn't get to level 100 until Mt Clover

[@yuh7968]

@@JosephRobinsonSMBX well I fought Chris-chan after I beat mt. Clover because I wanted to get all the legendaries after I beat the full story.

[@JosephRobinsonSMBX]

@@yuh7968 oh I fought him after the Pokémon league

[@yuh7968]

@@JosephRobinsonSMBX when you fought chris, his levels were around yours, right

[@IronDragonslayer2316]

I actually thought he'd use sonichu last but he starts with his main.

[@Himmelschenk]

The fact I need a Hero is playing... Amazing

[@Player1-up]

ok, now i'm half expecting ken penders to be in this game too.

[@sonicfan2403]

I'd be down for that, just to beat the ever loving **** out of him for the downfall of Archie Sonic!

[@RemLasher77]

@@sonicfan2403 as super boss for the possible Clovermon sequel having a Clovermon based on the *Ugandan Knuckles* meme due to Penders’ obsession with Knuckles.

[@ShaulaXNinja]

This game looks way different than what I remember.

[@jswizzle3037]

UI got updated along with move animations and they added Ebin Isles

[@unknownuser927]

@@jswizzle3037 and it also has completely new exp system

[@zerius6743]

They also added more new features new moves animation,Trainers,Different Music and Hidden Grottos.

[@Chris-jw1zk]

@@zerius6743 and wonder trade has more Pokémon,

[@juju12589]

@@Chris-jw1zk such as our boi _blobbos_

[@bruhsoundeffect2381]

When will the devs add Plautistic to the game?

[@brememandraws4229]

I'm surprised he didn't have like one overpowered Fakemon and tge rest severely under-leveled

[@hexmaniac6810]

His level 999 plautistic

[@MarvinPowell1]

His theme is even "I Need a Hero." Epic game.

[@AnOriginalName500]

I haven't been on 4chan once in my life but this game and reading up on this literal shitshow of a human being made it my most respected website on the internet

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

4 chan is literally the super hell of the internet

[@Kenny-Blankenship]

based

[@mlggodzilla1567]

4chan is the unfiltered human nature, everything can happen on there, yet somehow there are far worser websites active online

[@mlggodzilla1567]

@@TheLudicrousLuv sneed

[@beliallordoflies7121]

It ain't that bad just have a sense of humor

[@ElFlores1984]

Mommas Boy

[@demicantthink8401]

I don’t know how, but I ended 3 of his Pokemon with my Kuklan

[@ElPapuLummy2210]

'Sonichu's Sand Stream" *SAND* xd that ability

[@ultimateinternetman4335]

Battle against a true Virgin

[@RemLasher77]

Who mutilated his own dick to “speed up” becoming a female so he could get a lesbian girlfriend.

[@youtubeisnotsocialmedia]

this is fuckin' fantastic, kudos to the clover devs

[@finnfiasco]

I cannot relate to or understand about 95% of the references made by this game, but I’m still blown away by the technical side of it. ROM hacking the Pokémon games has come such a long way.

[@CatManThree]

This was particularly impressive for the time it came out. A hack this extensive and detailed had never existed prior.

[@megasnowey7177]

Chris chan's fight actually being hard, imposible

[@largin386]

hes actually one of the easiest post-e4 "big" trainers. he doesn't switch

[@megasnowey7177]

@@largin386 ik

[@voidfields5065]

Is...is that shiny shitting blood

[@stephiestar]

Hearing “I Need A Hero” hits different after that Detective Pikachu movie (one trailer has that song.) And Chris Chan… Well, if you know, you know.

[@lydfunkgamer8701]

I can't lie that this game is full of references to both the name of Hitler's German shepherd "Blondi" and the creation of chris-chan, sonichu

[@panbat2367]

I... somehow foresaw this happening.

[@JA-sq2pp]

Oh my Arceus, I love this game

[@freddywilliams9837]

I hate how I know all the references in Chris-chan's team.

[@nintonintendo1]

I don't get some of them. For example Hitmonana.

[@freddywilliams9837]

Mudslacks - Sonichu Glacialynx - Chris-Chan Sonichu Hitmonana - His bent Duck Mennopaws - Barbara, his mother Potarded - His uh, mental state Dragking - The tomgirl saga

[@Touhou101]

At least justinrpg didn't make an appearance

[@boogaloobender3462]

ReshiRAAAAM

[@matthewfelix3714]

lubby chudder

[@generic840]

Dont worry about him some magic man teleported him into a pokemon private parts for some reason that is never explained in the justinrpg lore

[@tabbender1232]

This guy is like chris on steroids

[@gwendallebris3449]

I need a hero!🎵

[@ChrisBelmont]

I want Plautustic lmfao

[@allister-malister9179]

You’ll get him in the kiwifarms sequel!

[@APO1029]

Is that fucking "I need a hero" playing

[@terra_cotta7]

Yes

[@Gares.]

I am terribly disappointed that they didn't make a literal Sonichu pokemon.

[@Haystack_]

Mudslacks' shiny directly references Sonichu (the design of the Mon itself apparently references how Chris-Chan shat himself one time while attempting to cause an "information overload" as he puts, or atleast that's what I remember)

[@hexmaniac6810]

If They’re going to make a kiwiforums themed sequel probably

[@Miu-Iruma]

chris finally found demiwaifu

[@brandonbassthepyramidking2227]

I need a hero 😊

[@nerdyfalco408]

*I NEED A HERO* intensifies

[@Juth2003]

pain

[@MegaGeewee]

Oh fuck potarded has Accupressure

[@XxxNuggetKingxxX]

Art.

[@jailynlockhart1792]

2:54 at this point, he didn’t know what to do, don’t blame em

[@notafbiagent473]

Yo can we eat some donuts some time?

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

Anybody knows where to find Rock Climb? The Pokémon which are supposed to learn them by level up (the ant with the house on its back and the bulldozer dragon) no longer learn it in this patch!

[@enochfeng3233]

3:01 yo nice sync with the music

[@tammytheranger7645]

Oh shit. It’s him.

[@sigma9269]

How do I even get there? I need Waterfall now and have no ides where to find it

[@SilentSlime]

Waterfall? No you don't. It's the route south west of veepier

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

You get Waterfall from the Gym Leader of Devil's Peak (it's North of the second Pokemon Center of Single Island).

[@sigma9269]

@@SilentSlime I knew where the cave entrance was lol, I was just too dumb to find the other entrance

[@ivboy3300]

Erm... this team isn't True and Honest... Chris said his team was: Sonichu Inuyasha - A Blaziken Greg - A Swampert Christina - A Sceptile Vanessa - A Gardevoir Bagoner - A Salamence the devs should be ASHAMED.....

[@braden24]

holy shit he had a banana Pokémon so genius

[@Masterchief0521]

Obviously, he would never have a pickle

[@RemLasher77]

@@Masterchief0521 oh God…that would make for a crazy Clovermon concept in the sequel(if there was one)based on Pickle Rick.

[@FlyinLionQuinn]

I love the I Need A Hero 16 bit

[@madisonreynolds3113]

0:30 battle! Chris-chan! Pokemon clover 2020's new music theme!

[@madisonreynolds3113]

0:36

[@ARage5]

Nah nah what the hell. I didn't know there was an updated version of the game. I still gotta play the old one from like 2 years ago, where this one from?

[@lolimationyt6784]

Poclo.net

[@cheetahkin]

The fact that the battle theme is "Holding Out For A Hero" really sells it for me. And yeah, ChrisChan is a garbage person. I always look at earlier footage of them and it reminds me of how unconfident, hypermasculine, and awkward I was in my teens, also with very little family support. In a way, Chris Chan footage gives me dysphoria and self-hatred and reminds me of the person I was as a teen. Thanks for the upload! I got down the Clover hole with the Dead Regis

[@olivernguyen50]

Not to mention what he did to his mom🤢

[@andreigavra9716]

Did you EV trained your team? I know that I need to start over (EV trained on the older version) and I want to know if it is worth EV training and find good natures

[@APcGamer]

Considering how extremely buffed the AI got on this update, I would highly suggest it.

[@ariekazami4213]

Grindhaus ranch in Ebin got you covered...in post game for EV Training

[@TM-di5lu]

Like in SwSh, you can also hyper train your pokemon to max their IVs for bottlecaps and they are very limited so if you happen to find them, use it wisely.

[@bradleybrown5947]

OH HELL NO.

[@StillMemes]

When i fought chris chan, his team is for some reason different than the one in this video, i don't know if it's because his team depends on your character's gender (i played as the female character, so that's maybe why?) I think the devs replaced Glacialynx and Potarded with Ignut and Motherfuck, but i could be wrong

[@hongmeiling8219]

Fucking... MENNOPAWS??!!?

[@thomasmifsud8961]

Anyone have an ost or SoundCloud link for this version of this song? (Want to make it my ringtone)

[@vulpes6523]

I think it's "I need a pinochet"

[@angelcastro1322]

Is the wiki really the only way I can get more information about this game?

[@loxxhart]

/vp/

[@vokvovkov]

There's an official clover document; I found it via this post on reddit: www.reddit.com/r/PokemonROMhacks/comments/fyn83q/pokémon_clover_now/?

[@theshadow420blazeit7]

Now we need to put Daniel Larson in a Pokémon ROM Hack!

[@olivernguyen50]

Oh he did found his sweetheart all right

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

WTF is Sonichu? Is it a Ground type?

[@GM.Nobody]

Ground fighting

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

@@GM.Nobody Cool...

[@hexmaniac6810]

It’s a shiny of a very…very weird side of the internet

[@caolanochearnaigh9804]

@@hexmaniac6810 What? Who even is chris chan?

[@hexmaniac6810]

@@caolanochearnaigh9804 sorry it’s alot to unpack but here’s just a brief definition of the guy he now she was the creator of a webcomic called sonichu chris would upload videos of him screaming and ranting about being a virgin and trolls took the opportunity to toy with him instead of ignoring them he would feed the flames thus starting a few websites about him after his father died his mental status got even worse and along with the trolling Since he was a virgin he desperately wanted a girlfriend so he transitioned to try and get with lesbians which involved a self-surgery. Later she would come to terms with being alone and eventually marry her own OC sonichu… then she slept with her own mother…

[@jnub]

oh

[@StompyRoA]

Oh is fuckin right.

[@F.RO.H]

Besides the meme references and profanity, this could be a good official looking pokemon game

[@Masterchief0521]

Beat it nerd

[@Hydro_Sparks]

The Thing that hurts the Most that people don't talk about as much is the fact that Chris has a Shiny Mudslacks. I get it is supposed to make sense with Sonichu, but it still hurts if you don't have one while this Piece of NPC Trash has One.

[@CognitoH4zrd]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@MrIronJustice]

Shouldn't there have been an electric type?

[@Haystack_]

Glacialynx

[@calamitouscalliope]

this battle gives me the energy i need to actully go thru everything to get to this fight

[@ezar0744]

god why is chris chan battle theme so good compare to some other's yeah i know its literally i need a hero song but jeez.

[@christianthomas8069]

Slime Question: are you gonna finish the ost since some of the songs have been remixed

[@SilentSlime]

Leaning slightly against it, but I'm still thinking about it

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

SilentSlime hey, do you know when you’ll upload the ost for the battle against Vgglass? It’s a total banger.

[@xx_l00t_xx18]

@@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise Both of Vyglass's battle themes are up on the official Clover Soundcloud. soundcloud.com/pok-mon-clover

[@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise]

xX_L00t_Xx thanks!

[@Javier2ga]

La música de combate es americana de donde salió este juego pokemon

[@Kenny-Blankenship]

/vp/ - la seccion de pokemon en 4chan

[@anull5481]

is he like Red in Gold and Silver?

[@samortiz5333]

That's so weird Pokemon

[@staringcorgi6475]

I wish they made this rom hack in gen 5 style or if that is possible because gen 5 has the best ui

[@Pleasejustforgetme]

Is this actually in the game?

[@Sry342]

It is!

[@Pleasejustforgetme]

@@Sry342 NICE XD

[@Yeahlyrics218]

Me look 1st pokemon name Me:👁👄👁

[@AlwaysEquals50]

Lies! Chris would obviously have sent out Sonichu as a last resort. He's not Red, also why wasn't Plautistic on his team? Like literally none of his original Pokemon were in there. I know, he did what to his mother?! But I can't ignore these little things

[@sticklyboi]

enema

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

Way better than Sword & Shield.

[@UlisseAyulePkmnYGO]

No.

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@UlisseAyulePkmnYGO Yes.

[@UlisseAyulePkmnYGO]

@@Nathan-rb3qp No

[@Nathan-rb3qp]

@@UlisseAyulePkmnYGO Why?

[@trublaze]

@@UlisseAyulePkmnYGO Yes.

[@N8-Feds]

Is this ds or gba?

[@maffetik]

Gba, actualy its a ROM hack

[@N8-Feds]

@@maffetik i understood that it was a rom hack i just didnt know what system

[@N8-Feds]

@@maffetik kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJTGmphua9Jgjpo here you go