IFC 2023 Con Horror Stories

[@themadyokai]

i need a good laugh my depression has been kicking my ass

[@scorinth]

Oh, hey, that's why I'm here!

[@matyt5119]

...What's the q word? do I even wanna know?

[@scorinth]

"quiet" Don't ever mention how busy convention security ISN'T, because it seems those words have the magic power to make _exciting things_ happen to give them something to do. I accidentally did it myself once. Mentioned how much I was enjoying having a nice quiet moment with friends, away from the crowds. They both stopped what they were doing to glare at me, and a minute later, con security came in to kick us out of the room so they could have some privacy to treat an attendee who got injured _right_ when I was saying how quiet things were.