what not to put in your osu! map

[@SilverStar555]

Please remember this video is just for a few funnys. Theres a lot more that you have to do to get a map ranked and yes I know that tech maps exist.

[@highdpiplayer.]

ok

[@jaenleidomingcil6342]

could we get the map?

[@agestatsega]

@@jaenleidomingcil6342 I Remember This Person Said “Soon”, On Their Previous Pinned Comment. But Well, I Don't Know.

[@paired]

If this guy gets famous, people see me

[@bloxycola3]

funnies * im not 9 im 8

[@blockie_em_cee_019]

Harumachi clover with deathstreams feels like a fever dream

[@arutama]

how it feels to get 600 pp on harumachi clover 5.9⭐ with only deathstreams... 🤔

[@airy9461]

he turned it INTO fever dream

[@nydiAidyn]

true

[@suchgood5820]

or a wet dream, depends on who you ask

[@SleepyOtter8806]

What happends if harumachi clover has centipede’s map charting?

[@tatertwat8226]

Imagine a whole map that’s just half-second spinners

[@jacklynyeh4893]

You ask and will receive…

[@-aku2805]

look up Wizards in Winter

[@black-orb]

I will put auto spinners

[@jacklynyeh4893]

@@black-orb yes that works

[@than0shark]

You have just given me an absolutely devious, evil idea.

[@ItsPForPea]

Do all this and you've got yourself a 2007 map

[@Zaphickel]

itspforpussy

[@krystiandymurski1469]

69th like lessgoo

[@thetechw1z]

wait how are you here wtf

[@Kyouwu.]

696th like lessssgoooooooooooooooooooo

[@misty8572]

4:24 I was in multiplayer once, and I put a map like that by mistake, I still have nightmares

[@infekcjaploda4469]

SAME

[@azrielcarniza07]

Lol 😂

[@Cecilia._.-]

The real question is... Why do you have that map? 🧐

[@ilovekittys]

SAME LMAO

[@rscam0]

Can I ask what the heck that was

[@DanVrse]

3:55 my man just turned harumachi clover into FREEDOM DIVE

[@nadnel2740]

More like he turned harumachi into chimera

[@skysnow2389]

I think Acension to Heaven would be an accurate comparison

[@zmaaaaan6844]

727 likes WYSI

[@versilver]

alright, gyze, new map: HARUMACHI DiVE

[@SixDigitOsu]

170bpm freedom dive

[@ItsRileyYT]

4:24 we call this maneuver “the stroke”

[@primal_guy1526]

You would need all fingers on a different click keybind and you'd still struggle

[@tjrember]

💀

[@gnralZTT]

Not gonna lie, that spinner map looks super fun

[@BUSHOnYouTube]

I think it looks super fun if mapped well. I agree.

[@SilverStar555]

It pretty much forces you to cursor dance

[@chalabread]

dance cursor

[@zinanplayz4897]

i was about to comment that but if its mapped bad it might be really hard and boring

[@nakuneki3148]

Not gonna lie too, when yo do it in opsu!, you heat up your hand

[@BenziLZK]

0:32 Most tech maps: Imma pretend I've never seen that

[@scymension]

Slider Tech maps are fun af

[@rapha2028]

YES

[@cbruxx]

Literally every tech mapper: what is this? pp meta mapping? ptffff (Proceeds to map literally the most intense, and intertaining and unique style of map)

[@TobsterStrudel]

@@cbruxx intertaining

[@yuyuqk]

tech maps are more fun than jump maps soo

[@mugiii8140]

4:28 even the bot cant keep up lmao

[@Basketbldubwn]

start of the vid : dont do this if u want ur map ranked "Impossible to read slider" Der walt maze : *pathetic*

[@SilverStar555]

...der walt isnt ranked tho...

[@Basketbldubwn]

@@SilverStar555 loved

[@SilverStar555]

true loved is not ranked dont make funy slider if you want the mao to get ranked

[@arutama]

@@SilverStar555 Tech mappers: *"I'm gonna pretend, I didn't see that."* lmaoo

[@watersub4219]

Bread

[@connoresmondo]

You forgot to put no slider checkpoints so your health bar KEEPS GODDAMN GOING DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SLIDER

[@Tomek1949]

By "slider checkpoints" you mean "slider ticks"?

[@connoresmondo]

@@Tomek1949 potato potahto

[@jmdjdc3211]

silverstar:impossible to read slider 2:49 hurrikate: *nani?!*

[@reflex9216]

Der Wald funi map

[@ghostlypenguin4417]

0:32 Every ranked tech map: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@eugene6478]

"Do not use really fast sliders" The one who created padoru beatmap with fast sliders: O_O

[@repxic9314]

the guy who mapped deal with the devil last diff 🤠

[@deezgod45]

who is that man in ur pfp and what anime is he from

[@repxic9314]

@@deezgod45 lol he is a character from a turkish cartoon, his name is "bilgecan dede" and the cartoon's name is "Keloğlan" probably there isnt english subs

[@repxic9314]

@@deezgod45 even tho you wanna watch it, type "keloğlan 1'ci bölüm" bölüm means episode soo you can just change the numbers and watch the other episode

[@deezgod45]

@@repxic9314 sure he is, i’ll guess free anyways

[@alephzero1984]

"Impossible to read slider" Erehamonika map: *clears throat*

[@arutama]

lmao

[@milkshake7180]

der wald: hey there

[@yauya]

I can fly in the universe(infinite space): exists

[@dexongd5723]

Lmao

[@alolanraichu]

hurrikate be like

[@ThijsNJ]

3:20 EZ moment

[@agestatsega]

Hard Moment 😔

[@Fun-oz4sy]

@@agestatsega EZ moment

[@pastiqlrcrumbl]

Death moment

[@poopipants2155]

every ez player in low AR maps:

[@-aku2805]

I understand that this is somewhat of a joke but to clarify the Easy mod on most maps doesn't even come close to this AR. For most modern maps the AR with EZ is between 4 and 5.

[@sumedha_k]

Tysm, I’ve been trying to get into mapping recently and this is exactly the tutorial I needed to start me off. 110% recommend to beginner mappers

[@D0HERRITT]

3:20 literally the easy mod on anything above a 2.5 star difficulty rating

[@shanshansan]

4:25 I love how the game is like "yeah no fuck this" and just throws everything down

[@gnami580]

Honestly one spin spinners seem like a neat mechanic to throw into some maps.

[@MegaMix_Craft]

3:57 He is not hacker, it's just his gaming socks

[@maxmelee1145]

3:34 this is what it feels like for a new mouse player

[@-aku2805]

what does mouse have to do with it

[@june9914]

@@-aku2805 mouse friction

[@-aku2805]

@@june9914 tablet has pen slip so both have their own negatives, mouse is not inferior

[@dariopadilla1021]

@@-aku2805 pen slip? If you drag that's legit not possible, unless your grip is flimsy af, and if it is just use masking tape or smth to make a grip, and for hover... Yeah same thing just harder overall but faster.

[@maxmelee1145]

Idk for me its just hard to aim but at the same time i never touched a pen so i dunno what it feels like I mean its like try to draw a circle with a mouse vs with a pen

[@foxcrafter3839]

I can't stop wheezing at the end xD let's just say, We'll put that if we want to make a trap for anyone that can find it

[@sera_phim_]

3:41 unless it's a playable centipede level

[@cinnamoncat8950]

Playable and centipede being the same sentence is a paradox

[@TriggerzConnors]

"Impossible to read slider" Literally made of Small and Large Intestine as a slider.

[@oBUNo]

When you're trying to chill but the 4* map your trying pulls a 3:55

[@oofer1278]

pulls a freedom dive

[@givikap120]

uhm actually this stream is around 5.6*

[@yyoshman]

he actually played all of these with the default skin what a legend

[@coledo_]

The Wrong BPM one almost killed me

[@ItsYokoe]

Finally somebody who also enjoys this song

[@micamp01]

I love Will Stetson covers

[@thiagosantellan1062]

Flower Dance IMPLAYABLE is like in the verge of crashing, somehow it dosen't and the auto fails to play it because there is 89 circles that i somehow put off-screen just before the last part. So you fail to hit 89 circles in less than 0.5s with just 7.5s before the end

[@thiagosantellan1062]

And before that there is an outrageous 46 cps spam inside an slider

[@user-xi1ih7rz8r]

Really fast sliders won't be ranked *Deal with the Devil exists*

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

notch hell

[@blaxter4085]

Fallen last diff. (Ranked btw)

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

also mayday(tho loved)

[@ragnarokvii]

ScubDomino's Exit This Earth Atomosphere 200STEP mix thingie must be the funniest

[@dayoki8091]

Belzeboss

[@combotiger847]

4:24 an osu! map creator's worst nightmare

[@kendall0987]

1:53 shotgun symphony in a nutshell

[@therat99901]

The "Boring long jumps" is training you for goodbye moonmen pog diff

[@sehv5724]

Now I put them all in one map

[@Jakallax]

The thing I hate the most is when they need to up the difficulty and they just stack the entire "Everything will freeze" on the begining of every other slider.

[@exhortari]

I love how the last one's diffname was [o h n o]

[@SilverStar555]

Yeah, I felt like it summarized the map pretty well

[@SilverStar555]

could someone tell me if Im actually allowed to upload the map? If so I will do it and post a link here

[@Kakeruu26]

Submit the map, it will probably get Graveyarded

[@twogoalies]

Love ur vids!

[@SilverStar555]

@@Kakeruu26 yeah, duh but theres some concerns in that I copied all of the hitsounds from the Sotarks harumachi map w/o permission, and thats against the rules

[@Kakeruu26]

@@SilverStar555 Ohhh, maybe its better to keep it for yourself to prevent any issues

[@KyleTheMan4444]

@@SilverStar555Maybe you can make your own original map with all of those illegal things and probably become the #1 most hated mapper ever (joke no offense)

[@noii1524]

"don't put really fast sliders" Almost every camellia's song: let me introduce myself

[@ordinaryguy7303]

Absurd difficulty spike: Has Atama no Taisou flashbacks

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

I feel like the short spins could be pretty good if used well, aside of that, this all feel like absolute hell

[@5ixty]

The first couple is basically every tech map

[@highdpiplayer.]

like sotarks said once “harumalchi clover by soarks”

[@solar2804]

If i ever make a map for osu im definitely gonna be the type to use the wrong bpm

[@starpeep5769]

its sad how many non mappers look at this video and dont know a single thing about mapping there are barely mappers on youtube that post relatable things

[@Lance0]

1:46 is IOException's black rover (the start is literally 20 reverse arrows. let me repeat. 20. reverse arrows. and it's ranked????)

[@amphiapple7890]

Just watching the first 2, imagine if variable speed sliders existed, like you had to speed up or slow down during a single slide.

[@Lance0]

0:32 Hitogata [Len's Classic EX] be like

[@willstoll326]

3:25 wdym just the definition of old maps and reading maps...

[@sihamhamda47]

2:39 circle size 10 Toby Fox - Dialtone [SPECIL] (Mapped by mrowswares (Apo11o)) (Ranked CS10): Allow me to introduce myself

[@iitzTony]

the short spins dont look too bad

[@embeddd]

0:46 pure osu pain

[@kpmtkpmt]

0:32 For now, that's a lots of pp.

[@dal4ra437]

0:33 new pp meta

[@Real_Norfa]

0:32 average 2023 map

[@pedrooou7699]

really short spinners masterpiece a.k.a cookiezi purgatory:no u

[@Alex-me3bf]

a lot of maps with these get loved

[@helloimgen3529]

3:21 easy mode players: thats already perfect

[@riverwild1110]

Alot of these are just so so painful

[@millexus_desu2064]

Don't put this on your map 2:50 hurricate want to know your location

[@chinmayapurohit8306]

Put everything into a single map and you got a loved map

[@shiyage3155]

Just waiting for a map made exactly like this video told you to not make.

[@AranelOfficial]

0:33 CEO of osu be like: im not sure about that

[@sara-io7lu]

using the best song i see -someone who non stop warms up with this song

[@twistedrealityyt2223]

and now, we need a mapper to make a map combined with these things

[@LEVenhukBMS]

a mapper just got a ranked map with really fast sliders

[@gnralZTT]

there's plenty of well known maps from well known mappers that have really fast sliders. Nominators will often complain about sliders like that if you try to get your map ranked tho

[@tendrilitis]

1:24 touchscreenable?????????????????forwardslash

[@SilverStar555]

Im really sorry about this one goink

[@jijithirdeye]

well i have a really fun map guys! /j

[@astroblik1310]

Can we appreciate just how clean that stream was

[@coldfin]

he used relax

[@si0773]

Never in my life would I think id find a video that was this relatable to my osu gaming experience

[@qu8ofldod7]

2:47 meanwhile der wald

[@SickLift90]

2:51 Hurrikate be like Am I a joke ?

[@unknownboi1663]

Every OSU players nightmare....is it weird that I laughed throughout the whole video

[@iceypino1086]

you mentioned the smw video and i just experienced nostalgia from the first second i clicked on it

[@FireFoxDestroyer]

the fast slider one would give you infinite pp in the new pp rework

[@raywhy1934]

0:33 2022 pp farming be like

[@danielcurtis2242]

2:38 Genkaku Catastrophe: allow me to introduce myself

[@livecorp7484]

genkaku catastrophe isn't a jump map, but whatever

[@maeLeelel]

0:36 new rework be like

[@thetolepi]

Actually, if you put hommarju masterpiece on EZ mod, it looks like 3:19

[@kobacore]

so from what I understand, putting medium-length spinners in between jumps = free ranked map

[@lilithcoversistg]

Thanks for giving me a music to hear 24/7

[@nikeserm8099]

4:88 LMFAO when the bot cant play it crashes the system

[@whizxcoffee]

this whole map playstyle is killing me lol

[@TchSeven]

okay but the short spinner one actually looks like a fun challenge

[@rapha2028]

when there’s a mapper who has a certain mapping style, there’s a player specializes in it

[@AppaSpiritt]

2:45 when you realize that you have lost, but you try to make sure that everything is ok

[@vvv331]

the last one was so bad the autoplay gave up

[@BakedConjurer5]

damn default skin really just looks so good

[@WTFLegacys]

I get why the spinner one isnt a thing but it looked pretty sick The overmapped one is really satisfying too

[@boxbunny1344]

4:27 how I make maps

[@JacobeKun]

the short spinner killed me... i never experienced that

[@jadebayoba7073]

This pretty much explains why I suck at Osu, WHY GIVING A 3* SUCH FAST SLIDERS THE FUCK

[@thatbattlecatsperson6967]

Thats the reason i fail on them

[@UPG]

"impossible to read slider" Hurrikate: *I beg your pardon?*

[@syre7608]

he doesn't read he memorizes

[@Noshied]

As if there was any skill involved other than retry spamming

[@lucyestrada2779]

2:52 Hurrikate aproves this stuff

[@coolntkipen2248]

Now we need a sequel What to PUT on your osu! map

[@jazlyn161jaz4]

I have trust issues with reverse arrows tbh 😂😂

[@luis10barbo]

laughed my ass off at the ninja spinners

[@erridkforname]

3:55 i thought this is harumachi clover, not FREEDOM DIVE 🤣💀

[@SixDigitOsu]

5.7* freedom dive is 7.5*

[@Imtoobusyslayingrn111]

the short spinners always give me war flashbacks

[@spacestone29]

About the really long spinner: What if I'm converting a chart from something like taiko and it has a 999 balloon at the end? *coughs in Rotter Tarmination*

[@bluediamond1226]

When you don't even play this game but it's still interesting