Simon Jordan on Mastermind

[@TR4zest]

This is actually Simon Jordan pretending to be Darren Farley impersonating Simon Jordan

[@MW92.]

Simon = top LAD proper clobber

[@Sam-tx1tn]

A dude pretending to be a dude pretending to be another dude.

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

Is this the guy who used to own Crystal Palace?

[@ShockreT5]

you know

[@kendo5862]

That’s the Herbert

[@snookerstones]

Yeah his names Simon Jordan

[@tommyboyd9208]

That's him ​@@snookerstones

[@Sparkl5466]

Also put them into administration

[@Mordis3791]

I have missed the Simon Jordan impression

[@rugbyanalyst1]

Simon "courage of his convictions" Jordan

[@hoze1235]

Dollars over donuts

[@Marais-cu3vo]

Simon “nature of the beast” Jordan.

[@Marais-cu3vo]

Simon “notwithstanding that” Jordan.

[@batubaru2445]

This is sour grapes

[@rugbyanalyst1]

@@batubaru2445 nah, sweet grape candy

[@nickxcore74]

Simons putting himself in an invidious position by going on Mastermind.

[@gameswithoutfrontears416]

Dollars for donuts we have all missed the Simon Jordan impressions.

[@roberthewer2268]

perfect face for radio 😂😂😂

[@kurtsudheim825]

Mate the joke is decades old

[@Inginia101]

I’ve been waiting for the Simon Jordan impression. 🤣

[@WelshIron]

You squared the circle on this one you Herbert!

[@draoicht22]

the piers morgan of football punditry ( he's probably his idol )

[@KILLAGORILLA7000]

the “thinking man’s” piers morgan

[@kurtsudheim825]

Pls no, Simon at least know a little. Piers just talks shirt. Fact he's hated by arsenal & non arsenal fans terms you a lot

[@cosmos7492]

He look's like that berk that use to own Crystal Palace

[@turnercraig9953]

Absolutely hilarious 😂

[@citizenpb]

Bleedin' Preposterous!!

[@20tiiimes]

Gary is a berk 🤣🤣

[@yaheardme111]

2nd that notation Gary is a berk

[@jeanst.ledger5086]

You’re so so talented!😂😂

[@truthoverlies1820]

He's a berk..he's a herbert!

[@Anonymoususer_8823]

This is so epic & brilliant. Marvellous 😂🤣🤣

[@kmurphy994]

Simon Jordan an enigma wrapped in a conundrum

[@MrMikeBassett]

Every time you touch the ball, I’ll be there.

[@davidthefirst6195]

Spot on about Neville

[@graemecatty9921]

Completely correct there.

[@MW92.]

Simon = top LAD proper clobber 🤝

[@gdoubleg1905]

Square the circle 😂😂😂

[@danw8586]

Need to get Ken from Mumbai on mastermind

[@st420x]

Oh my that is spot on. Absolutely spot on Simon Jordan impression 🙏

[@helengraham7472]

Great to see Simon Jordan back again!

[@MrMikeBassett]

Agreed son,keep ya chin up son

[@freddieeverett6752]

Thank you for making me laugh during this depressive time

[@danw8586]

Listening to the opinions of the players is like the tail wagging the what? "Berk"

[@rezasaba1602]

Excellent job we love it Farley

[@thomasharrison72]

So good !!

[@The1993luffy]

You really have a huge talent Farley, keep going!

[@craigjohnson9605]

That’s what she said!

[@joewhite22]

Other Simon Jordan words and phrases you could use: "with that in mind" "ultimately" "run with the hare and hunt with the hounds" "observations" "deader than a dead thing from dead land" "but notwithstanding that"

[@andrewcurtis4907]

Yep. Also 'direction of travel' and 'optics'

[@Andrewjg_89]

Please do the others on Master Mind. This is absolutely quality 😂🤣🤣

[@jbone-0-919]

I laughed way to hard at this 😂😂

[@OriginalJ93]

this is gold it just gets funnier and funnier

[@d.b.cooper1]

lol love this

[@MohammedAhmed-tg4vu]

Next will be Ruben Amorim on Mastermind when he flops!!

[@multipl3]

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GTF85]

Wow, this is so good mate 🤣🤣👏🏻

[@MrCraigRoberts]

Just class.👍

[@temphold1]

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[@Gaggyboy8]

In an invidious position 😂😂😂😂😂

[@paperviewcast]

I'm not sure, but I *think* he used to run Crystal Palace

[@markymark3572]

Glad he's back😂😂😂😂

[@leonardsmith2204]

You do Simon absolutely brilliantly

[@freddieeverett6752]

THIS WAS ELITE 😂

[@robleeuknhl3345]

So happy to cut through the nonthenth and straight to the qustions

[@dubiouscaesar3709]

Not much competition for John Culshaw.

[@dorualex3092]

tbh i actually like the Simon`s style when hes talking about football, he seems a smart guy

[@jaysmith2858]

Just because someone 'sounds smart' (usually because they have a large vocabulary), that doesn't necessarily mean they are smart. Another classic example of that who also works for TalkSport is Rory Jennings

[@peoplelikefrank]

Depends on the point of view.

[@DXJ_YT]

@@jaysmith2858you can’t compare Jordan to Jennings. Jordan actually is smart - he was a self made millionaire in his 20’s. Jennings is a failed child actor who runs a pod cast and used his dad’s connections to get a slot on Talksport - the bloke is a bloody berk and a Herbert, he knows feck all about football and has made a career out of badly informed hot takes. I like listening to Jordan, I turn the radio off when that pleb Jennings comes on.

[@pedro7o7u]

@@DXJ_YT Simon?! Is that you?!!!

[@jaysmith2858]

@@DXJ_YT Jordan sold one business for £80m but then nearly completely destroyed Crystal Palace FC. Being sometimes business smart does not necessarily equate to a person being smart in other ways. I mentioned both Jordan and Jennings because both of them have shows on TalkSport and because both of them think they are wordsmiths and try to appear smarter than they actually are. Unfortunately lots of people think that those who are able to string a few words together that contain more than a couple of syllables are highly intelligent and the arbiters of common sense. That's not always the case, as it isn't with Jordan and Jennings.

[@matthewlee-smith6832]

Love Darren's scripts for his impressions but I think Adam Diggle has Simon's impression nailed down. He's fantastic and would love to see them collaborate

[@adam.677]

I dont think so pal, he was only on talksport because simon was butthurt about dan farleys impression of him. Simon can go and F himself 😂 trying to tell us who to watch and who not to.

[@GerardMcCartan-i9n]

Man this is brilliant my suggestion is that Simon Looks Like a Fabio Capello love child. Go for a capello look, square glasses 🤓 and darker wig. Bloody love you man, the best videos to watch after another shite day is your good self. woy hodgen cracking up at harry kane for not taking corners and then heading them in is my favourite. Peace and love mate

[@progd4v3]

He cannot square the circle😂😂

[@WarrenPaulWilliams]

So funny gosh 😂

[@fuzzynutter8344]

Your name ? Simon Jordan. And your chosen specialist subject? Everything, because I’m an expert at everything.

[@Shandyboy8612]

😂 class that

[@ive3336]

Gary Nevilles ruined my day the little creature 😂😂

[@Greenaurora1]

Simon jordan is like a aging 1980s pop star

[@michaelcarney6280]

Detest Simon Jordan but this is good

[@creasicle]

He forgot to say "the fish rots from the head down"

[@kazzarob253]

Love the Gary Neville stuff 😂

[@dougmasters4579]

Spot on impersonation haha.

[@rar321blue]

You missed out that Simon should be consequenced for going on mastermind...his favourite word...

[@Racingpapers]

This is hilarious 😂 I used to own Crystal Palace you know

[@EV-2024-]

Stand him in on talk sport for Christmas 2 x simon jordans

[@Irishrover101]

Brilliantly done ✔

[@SteveVanRyn]

Simon “with the greatest will in the world “‘Jordan

[@hughzarie1860]

He wrote the questions himself you know, the Berk.

[@Globaldave1970]

Masterclass!!!

[@matthewdrake9699]

I have never heard a duck that talks 🦆

[@ph8077]

What a big herberk!

[@daz.6112]

"Shhhh..herbert!"

[@no1baggiefan]

Simon "I stole Ronnie Kray's glasses" Jordan

[@derektrotter4287]

Brutal 😂

[@drmccoy33]

To be fair i am not sure Simon brings up the crystal palace as much but moreso Jim who always leads off a question to him " As former owner of Crystal Palace how do you feel.." Great stuff though!

[@thetony5474]

How is square the circle an insult 😂😂

[@rancidnut]

Because, the circle identifies as a triangle?🤓

[@moze2324]

missed this impression 😂😂😂

[@seanprice2990]

Come on mate, we need to hear Ange's press conference from tonight's game with Rangers

[@JohnJohn-m7o]

Wheres the Martin Keown impression?

[@jakehowie442]

Forgot the bleedin prepostorus

[@nathandurant2825]

I'm disappointed he didn't say 'priced into his thinking'.

Simple Simon !!

[@qasimdin7438]

You forgot to mention “I had dinner with Roger Federer” and my mate Theo Pathitis and Daniel Levy

[@jaysmith2858]

I'm glad it's not just me that has noticed that Simon Jordan likes to name drop.

[@Ruddy-w3o]

Don't forget "what's that got to do with the price of cheese".

[@kurtsudheim825]

Should've got another pint at end of first q when he went on about owning cp once

[@PsychicPsal1742]

He's right about Gary Neville, though 😂😂

[@dontbewoke]

But I thought Simon was the intellectual capital who'd put himself in an invidious position?

[@leonardsmith2204]

Ha ha so funny brilliant

[@lyndac173]

Yes,we need Ken from Mumbai please Darren.😂

[@spoonunit1]

Darren, you have scored 100 out of 100. Here's a lollipop ❤

[@Irishrover101]

Hes a herbert lol 😆

[@nickfenn]

Nailed it

[@philipcohen3942]

I think he used to own Crystal Palace!

[@foreverred105]

I agree about Gary Neville 😂

[@One.Zero.One101]

No you're just triggered.

[@foreverred105]

@One.Zero.One101 OK soft lad.

[@PaulGarry-uh9zt]

Im not 100% sure, but I think he used to own Crystal Palace,somebody should ask him😊

[@yaheardme111]

Der berk 😂😂😂😂

[@colmoreilly1323]

What about 'snatching defeat from the jaws of victory '?

[@Andrew-il1rh]

Bleeding herbert

[@djs98blue]

Do you do mark goldbridge - you should!

[@footballfanar9717]

Although I disagree with some of Jordan's football takes, Jordan > Neville 💯

[@ThomasSelway]

Sometimes sounds like Harry Kane