SIMON SEZ BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@JeonardShadby505]

Double Team, Simon Sez and The Minis: only three films in Dennis Rodman's acting career, and all of them increasingly terrible. He was like the James Dean of bullshit.

[@claycrawford7]

I feel like he gets like a half credit for Juwanna Mann too since they seem to have the character just clearly be Rodman. But that title for him is perfect 😂

[@MaryJaneKetchum]

"James Dean of bullshit" amazing quote my friend LOL

[@superdamon9229]

He was in a sky diving movie with steven baldwin call cut away. a drop zone ripoff

[@flyguy7825]

Man disrespect James Dean like that!

[@Paranormal718]

"He's trying to act Martin, and it hurts!" 😆 🤣

[@sesfilmsllc]

The Villain was a literal cartoon character. It was like some Judge Doom Shit! 😂

[@Thatboikd]

Corny niqqa

[@TreyMcDonaldAnimator]

Dennis Rodman, man... LOL can't act worth a damn but his movies are so over the top entertaining.

[@earthsongeb]

Billy going into complete hysterics at the beginning of these roasts will never cease to amuse me.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

0:01-44:49

[@earthsongeb]

​@@JaevhonDouglas28:22 too 😆

[@SniperDiplomat]

only 14 minutes in: "GODDAMN I can't take any more of this shit!"

[@JaevhonDouglas]

​@@earthsongebBruh I Didn't See That One

[@JaevhonDouglas]

​@@SniperDiplomatI felt The same Way how Doug Walker and Double Toasted felt 1. HOW THE FUCK 2. That Was The Most Batshit Thing I've Seen In An Movie 3. What the FUCK

[@codafett]

Dennis Rodman has respect for getting so many roles despite not being an actor

[@michaelstrong5383]

Let's be real here: Most basketball players aren't really great actors. The only exception I can think of is Kevin Garnett in Uncut Gems.

[@GHOST91141]

This is one of those movies you would find down at the bottom of the $5 dollar bin back in the day at Wal-Mart 😂

[@rommix0]

Yeah. It ain't even worth $5. It'd be worth $0

[@michaelstrong5383]

Even then, the bargain bin would still be too good to have a movie like this. At least you could find some good cinematic gems in the bin.

[@gapsule2326]

DVD in the dollar store or big lots

[@maniac50ae14]

Cinemax and hbo use to play it all the time

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Zany bad 90s comedies are the bane of movie reviewers. I can't wait for chairman of the board review

[@missmoanypants]

Omg how did I forget about that movie!🤦🏾‍♀️

[@michaelstrong5383]

Ah yes, who could forget Carrot Top's magnum opus?/s

[@davidstrange6759]

Man I used to watch the film all the time as a child. What the fuck was wrong with me 🤣🤣🤣

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

@@davidstrange6759 I watched it because it was a Saturday after cartoons and I had no internet. I was desperate

[@sebastiancintron29]

Don't forget Biodome.

[@M4urMoM]

Doug Walker said it best: Who asked for this?!

[@tylerhackner9731]

Was just thinking of that 😂

[@matthewpizzuti5368]

And the answer is NOBODY!!

[@Planag7]

He also covered for an assaulter! You know, for kids c;

[@kingDrAgOnZoRdS]

Nobody - Keith Sweat

[@adu1991]

Great question... especially when he remembers it so we don't have to.

[@theguilloriousmind5832]

The age old question: Who the hell let Dane cook?

[@flyguy7825]

No the real age old question is who the hell found Dane Cook funny!! No disrespect to the man but he was the worst part of this movie that’s saying a lot.

[@flyguy7825]

@lenindominguez1986 probably in your mind probably. In your opinion, I haven't heard too many people. Call him the greatest of anything again if you found him funny. All power to you good for you. I never found this dude. Funny

[@MALIK67465]

@lenindominguez1986cap

[@MALIK67465]

@lenindominguez1986double cap

[@MALIK67465]

@@flyguy7825 People that are lame and don’t understand real comedians.

[@rmarkley79]

The villain went all in on his role like Raul Julia (as Bison) in Street Fighter. "...but for me, it was Tuesday..."

[@TheSpawnfan]

To be fair, M. Bison is the kind of guy that would say such a thing, that's why Chun LI and Juri hate him, by the time of SF VI only Chun LI moved on from his death (Juri is still angry she wasn't the one that killed him).

[@rmarkley79]

@@TheSpawnfan I wasn't aware of the lore, haven't played the game since super Nintendo.

[@TheSpawnfan]

​@@rmarkley79Bison is less hammy than in the movie, but he is a cruel dictator, speaking of Super Nintendo, apparently, Akuma kicking Bison's ass and being the True Final Boss of Super Street Fighter 2 is lore accurate, Bison hates Akuma for this.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Other than being on WCW with the nWo, there was a time in the 90’s when Hollywood really wanted Dennis Rodman to be a thing

[@sesfilmsllc]

Also poor John Pinette. RIP.

[@gamestation2690]

And RIP Ricky Harris

[@dwolf2k145]

@@gamestation2690was just about to say this

[@camelbyte626]

I discovered that channel and already watched like 20 reviews of bad movies. Miami Connection is still my fav 😂, thank you guys for your work 👍😍😍

[@rommix0]

That is indeed still their best one alongside Samurai Cop. Nothing else comes close to those two.

[@wilcee238]

@rommix0 Excuse me? Oogieloves? GARBAGE PAIL KIDS?! That is all.

[@yakuza01]

I recommend you check some of their work during their days at Spill (entertainment site Korey and gang worked for prior to starting DT). Not sure if you've seen the DT review for Oogieloves, well although still funny, it is nothing compared to when they reviewed it back in Spill when the movie just came out 😆 Just search "Oogieloves Spill review"

[@drakedarkstar5422]

Bad movie roast should have Hall of fame. There are already some scores of being an actor in a movie. John Voight (3 movies), Dennis Rodman (3 movies) and Arnold Schwarznegger (4 movies)

[@ichidan]

What about Warwick Davis?

[@drakedarkstar5422]

its more like the one exact character.

[@MentLeee]

All Arnold’s movies are bad. They are just very entertaining.

[@drakedarkstar5422]

Well, everyone has opinions

[@gcolbyp]

Don’t forget Snoop Dogg, Marlon Wayans and John Witherspoon

[@Xayjohns]

Leonard Part 6. Y'all gotta do that one.

[@flyguy7825]

OMG!! If they do that you can cancel Christmas I will wear that KZbin video out

[@Xayjohns]

​@@flyguy7825 I cannot wait to see it. Billy might actually explode. 😂

[@flyguy7825]

@@Xayjohns he could die of laughter

[@LARKXHIN]

Damn someone asked for it and they did it.

[@Channel1Mind]

I love this movie also Billy stop apologizing for laughing that's the stuff that makes these videos great.

[@ladyhotep5189]

I wish I could thumb this up 10x

[@rommix0]

That is the disadvantage of paying attention to KZbin comments. Those comments are some of the worst on the entire internet.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

I think after that one review they told him to calm it down lol

[@aharris82]

Dane Cook is like a poor man's Jim Carrey XD

[@yakuza01]

I say more like a poor man's Ryan Reynolds. Like back when both of them were coming up the ranks in TV, I used to confuse them all the time.

[@sebastiancintron29]

​@@yakuza01 yikes. When you say it that way, it makes me wonder if in an alternate universe, Dane Cook was Deadpool. I think we lucked out with Ryan.

[@yakuza01]

@@sebastiancintron29 I wish I could take credit for this quote but I remember listening to a podcast discussing both of them and one of the hosts said "Ryan Reynolds is what Dane Cook wishes he could have become"

[@flyguy7825]

Oh hell no!! He’s a poor man’s Dane Cook.

[@flyguy7825]

@lenindominguez1986 No that's not trying to be like Jim Carrey. That's trying to be like somebody who's completely out of his f****** mind

[@Thatboikd]

A back to back bad movie roast is crazy 😂

[@anaxemurderer5094]

It’s the best , I wish they drop three a week lmao

[@Thatboikd]

@@anaxemurderer5094 naw fr 💯

[@TheeKingRayzor]

Another Bad Movie The Next Day! *LET'S GO!!*

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Why does Martin look like something from Run DMC?

[@chibikim77]

Villain givin me Dr. Doofenschmirtz vibes.

[@gcolbyp]

@lenindominguez1986He’s the villain from the cartoon series Phineas and Ferb that was on the Disney Channel

[@DetroitAlan01]

The way the main bad guy died reminds me of Bennet’s almost death from Commando. The “so bad they’re good” movies seem to have this recurring theme of electrocution giving bad guys short lived super powers.

[@erikbyrge2024]

1:23 Martin looking so Fly! 2:42 0% That's Worst! 3:30 This Fall get it! 5:05 Always the CIA flims! 7:30 99 I am staying with the 90's 9:07 X games Dirtbike Extreme! 10:57 Perfect for this Roast! 11:39 100% Right Korey! 13:57 Billy Brooks is Tick off! 15:15 Double Stupid! 16:27 Simon Says Toastes Lost it! 17:39 Korey Couldn't Resist! 19:10 Throw me a freaking Bone here! 21:27 I Petey Cook! 23:04 Where's the Punchline? 24:01 Keeps getting Dumber and Dumber! 25:47 Dumb Motherhammer! 27:01 God bless Billy! 28:22 Simon says Billy Brooks Laughs! 29:51 Come here Sweetie! 30:59 Surprise Horny Chumps! 31:14 Stop Cortusblocking! 32:20 Bring your Butt here! Dane! 33:30 Go Korey Go Korey! 34:15 Shut up all of you! 36:04 That's Gold of lines! 37:02 Light them up! 39:00 Stop Yelling you Jackwagon! 40:40 Uncool Sex scene! 42:25 He's Cartoon Villain Fool! 43:20 Simon says Bad Editing! 45:03 Simon says make Billy Brooks Laugh like the Joker! 46:35 💥💥💥 48:26 Surprise Billy Brooks! 50:04 Wow! 51:24 Oh no! 54:35 Billy Brooks will never Learn!

[@hoshimaruhajime7933]

Where have you been we missed you

[@erikbyrge2024]

​@@hoshimaruhajime7933I have been the master at the timestamps!

[@Paranormal718]

9:07 😆 🤣 they should've had the guy from Harold & Kumar with the commentary, "extreeeemmmmee!"

[@eddyw14]

This was way before Dane Cook was anything famous. He blew up around 2005, 2006

[@tseng9]

Why did I have to dig this far to find someone pointing this out?

[@Bigedub101]

Exactly he was definitely not big in Simon Sez, I worked at a movie theater then and No one on earth ever asked to see the Dane Cook movie

[@rylade475]

28:20 Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 🤣

[@thechefsteffon9173]

Love that look! 😎 1:23 Oh my 😭 2:42 CIA lmao 😂 5:05 Soo 90s 7:30 Well said 👏 10:57 Bad acting 😖 11:39 Awful names 13:57 Okay they need a script 🤦‍♂️ 16:27 Dane stop that! 😖 19:10 The cringe is real! 21:27 It gets worse! 24:01 Never use a gun like that 25:47 Can't make sense of this 27:01 Billy laugh 😂 28:22 Lol 31:14 Epilepsy warning! 40:40 Awful editing 43:20 More Billy laugh 😂 45:03 Omg looks terrible 48:26 Dane Cook is Rodman 51:24 Billy needs to learn ⚡ 54:53 Dane Cook is lucky this didn't kill his career, But Rodman was fun lol 😆

[@Xayjohns]

Ricky Harris was also Malvo on "Everybody Hates Chris", the guy who wanted Chris to get him a gold chain.

[@khurstonsanders1088]

Ricky Harris was also in Bones, which got not only the kill count treatment on Dead Meat, but the weekly roast and toast treatment as well. Plus, he was in Tales From The Hood as Deke.

[@khurstonsanders1088]

@lenindominguez1986 Ricky Harris was an actor/comedian. He was in skits on Snoop Doggy Dogg's debut album, Doggystyle and in the "Doggy Dog World" music video before he did films in the mid-90s to the early '00s and before landing the role of Malvo in "Everybody Hates Chris".

[@khurstonsanders1088]

@lenindominguez1986 That I am, man.

[@BluePillTalka]

He was in the Gin and Juice music video too, him and Snoop was close homeboys. RIP Malvo 💯

[@khurstonsanders1088]

@@BluePillTalka True dat! 💯 RIP Ricky Harris (Malvo)

[@josymon]

Billy’s back!!!! Where was he during Mea Culpa??!!! He’d have a heart attack!!!

[@pike8840]

That wasn't a Bad Movie Review

[@mattfleurant9295]

Who would've thought Dennis Rodman would come out of this movie with the most dignity? Also, 'Don't turn your back on me' should be the new sub alert.

[@X5AVAGECABBAG3X]

Martin sitting there looking like RUN AARP 😂😂😂😂

[@fangal12]

😅😂😭

[@jonathancue1584]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 FOOKING NOICE!!!

[@rudy1252]

⚰️

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Yo..😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidjames579]

Yeah that villain was channelling Jim Carrey.

[@flyguy7825]

No more like the 3 stooges on Meth

[@michaelstrong5383]

Dennis Rodman was jealous of Michael Jordan's Space Jam success and decided that he should have his own movie.

[@RGF91]

Shaq too?

[@MrAirnike8]

Wasn’t jealousy. A lot of these guys let people get in their ear and convince them to make movies. They don’t have actual good Hollywood agents so they don’t know guys like you(the average consumer) will attach the actors name and face to the movie like the script, direction and effects were in their control.

[@michaelstrong5383]

@@RGF91 I don't think Shaq was ever jealous. Kazaam and Steel came out around the same time as Space Jam, and both of them were box office bombs.

[@grantdanasty]

2 Bad Movie Roasts within a week? OH BOY WE EATIN'!

[@a.f.watcher8888]

My Brother and I used to enjoy this film as kids, god we were dumb little shits 😂.

[@khelagger]

They need to remake all of dennis rodman's movies with draymond green 😅😂

[@ladyhotep5189]

Whew chile 😂 somehow I suspect there would be many accidents on set

[@twilk7288]

Dane cook was not known in 1999. He not had any stand up special yet or comedy tour.

[@missmoanypants]

Yea he was about 5 years away from his BIG come up.

[@fangal12]

I remember being familiar enough with Dane Cook when this movie came out to not like him. Maybe I caught his set on Comedy Central or something

[@Anthonycheesman33]

Yea korey getting old lol

[@cjjones258]

2 bad movie roasts in one week👍🤣🎥🎬📀📼🎦📽🎞🍿

[@theaccolade6533]

Monkeybone was done weeks ago. It's just a late upload to KZbin. I guess you can say there have been 3 bad movie roast uploads this week if you count the Tyler Perry movie.

[@FaceFamous]

Korey still has his eyebrows from all these years. Touching his eyebrow every minute of his monologuing

[@ladyhotep5189]

On my momma I thought about the same thing during monkey bone or mea culpa 😂😂😂I'm like damn I'm surprised he has an eyebrow left the way he's always rubbing that shit😂😂

[@FaceFamous]

​@@ladyhotep5189lmao😂😂😂 glad I ain't the only one who notice he does it every video

[@orrinhall911]

I remember the girl at the VHS rental store looking at me rolling her eyes!

[@mladenkulic446]

Every Agency should have their own cybermonks. 😂

[@bensneb360]

I like Dane Cooke, like in the past decade, his stand up has gotten really sharp and underrated… but with this movie, sorry Dane, I can’t do nothing for you lol

[@flyguy7825]

I respect that you think that man is funny but you’re absolutely right on this one you can’t do nothing for him he’s literally the worst at the movie that saying quite a bit

[@ryanbest4217]

I was listening to this on their podcast...I literally sprinted to KZbin to see the references they were talking about and I'm not disappointed lol

[@JoJO187ism]

I missed the good classic movies, double toasted reviews, and am hoping I will ever get a Robocop review.

[@Riftsight]

Next Bad Movie Roast, I vote for The Ringer (2005) it was terrible when it came out, it aged horribly and it would be great to see you guys rip into it.

[@davidjames579]

Martin is looking Fly today

[@TreyMcDonaldAnimator]

Bit of a RUN DMC vibe on Martin.

[@davidjames579]

Yeah, yeah or Spike Lee

[@fangal12]

That all gray beard is glorious 😍

[@davidjames579]

@lenindominguez1986 fair do's

[@Violet_Imp]

When Korey, Martin, and Billy stopped the review mid way to chug 37 bottles of whiskey, that's when I knew... they might be alcoholics.

[@ariels3372]

love this show were are these guys from?

[@airsakuragi2542]

I hope one day we could get a classic movie review of Juice with Tupac Shakur and Omar Epps.

[@ReelNinja1]

When I first found this channel, I actually searched for Simon Sez because I felt like you guys would review it. Thank you for this!!!!

[@4yourent007]

I saw this movie in Mexico, i always liked it and thought it was funny. Thanks for this Review Cory😂

[@ENZiRTV]

Dane Cook was one of the first stand up performances I ever watched on TV and I just did not get why he was so big at the time.

[@kurtking8046]

Because loud funny noises I guess.

[@ThePonderer]

Oooh been waiting years for this one

[@Paranormal718]

Although Rodman may have made the DT Roast Hall of Fame, I truly belive Neil Breen films can surpass his appearances easily. Discovered Breen off the strength of DT and I only hope the fellas will delve into more of his "films."

[@jakehernandez4693]

Dane cook and Dennis Rodman yes!

[@Bigedub101]

Man Dane Cook wasnt even heard of in 1999 worked at a theater then and no one asked to see the Dane Cook movie

[@chrisstafford365]

Who would be the 4th horsemen of Movie Roasts? I'd say Rodman, Seagal, Tyler perry and Stephen King

[@ljcarthan3504]

The film is twenty five years old and no one has still bothered to write a plot for on wikipedia

[@GenericGooner]

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. is already a double toasted bad movie roast hall of famer… Juwanna Mann, street fighter, and also leprechaun 4 are credits for him and have all featured.

[@G-TV_TheOneManArmy]

Don't forget Friday the 13th a new beginning

[@robs9237]

Dane Cook was in a Dennis Rodman movie?!?! 😂😂😂😂

[@devilmikey00]

Was this supposed to be a sequel/spin off of Double Team (The Van Damme/Rodman movie)? The cyber monks were also in that as well and it's super fricken weird to have two movies with the same insanely odd specific concept. Maybe Van Damme refused to return so they changed the movie to make it a Rodman solo movie and the cyber monks survived the rewrite? Maybe Rodman just really thinks cyber monks are the fricken coolest and forced them in? Both movies have the same producer so is this a giant spider in superman kind of thing? I need to know lol

[@oledirtygamer4620]

Yes

[@supersonicsaint3702]

27:25 me with my friends 😂

[@bishoptatum8737]

Tyler Perry holds the title for most appearances on the roast! 😂

[@Oonagh72]

42:53 My new answer for everything.

[@Climinator-op6kh]

With the 'Don't you turn your back on me!' bad guy and the guy eyeliner bad guy, this is the closest we've had to Riddler & Joker teaming up in recent Batman movies. If only this was a Batman movie though.

[@paperlionkid1787]

These roasts and toasts always make me want to watch these movies.

[@MALIK67465]

Those backflips and what Billy said got me crying 😂

[@matthewpizzuti5368]

This movie is so bad i wouldn't even use the disc as a coaster for my drink😵‍💫

[@sneakyskunk1]

I can think of exactly three movies featuring blond haired black men named Simon. This is one of them.

[@najwaflowers8038]

This came right on time ❤

[@BlaqRainFresh]

This is my shit. This movie is so bad I love it.

[@muchlovegambine949]

Lol I saw Dennis Rodman face and heard billy laughter before I even clicked on the video 😂😂😂😂

[@nadirmuhammad9357]

Been waiting for this!

[@Tapeleg247]

Dane Cook was definitely not established yet. He was only really big from 2005-2007.

[@ChaosBadger04]

That FUCKING thumbnail😂😂

[@brI88Octo25]

This movie was on a channel that shows these low budget B action movies. And I turned it on just to see how bad it was. It was the car chase scene. Rodman and Cook are in the car and you can clearly see the camera zooming in and out in what is already a tight medium shot of just the two of them inside the car.

[@kingduke093]

Good one martin. How you automatically have this set up like this?

[@Anthonycheesman33]

I’m pretty sure Dane Cooke wasn’t really popular until 2004-2007 unless I’m misremembering lol.he didn’t even have his first comedy special until well after this movie came out.

[@some1else24]

27:06 lol. Every week lol 😂

[@TrentDan]

I remember he made a reference to this film in Demolition man. But I didn't know the movie existed 😂

[@tylerhackner9731]

Who wanted this 😂

[@Sampin19]

Korey Coleman said "I don't like to hate on people"... Korey also tried to cancel Marlon Wayne's because he made bad movies

[@mothslate88]

First, that was a joke. He didn't seriously want to "cancel" Marlon Wayans. Second, he later said that he wished he didn't do it.

[@mew10521]

I remember this movie

[@mfeli5046]

I forgot _Dane Cook_ was in _Simon Sez_ 🤷🏾‍♂️ I will always remember _Brother Micro/John Pinette_ as _Bumpo_ the scary kind hearted chef neighbor of _Frank Castle/Thomas Jane_ from _2004 The Punisher_ starring _John Travolta_ as _Howard Saint_ & _Kevin Nash_ as _The Russian_ 🤣🤣 50:27 _Brother Micro stunt double_ legs look like Chuckie’s legs dangling when he was trying to bite/choke _Andys Mom_ on _Childs Play_

[@brandonspain12345]

2:19 Tyler Perry?

[@MichaelGray-qx9pe]

No mandela effect for me. I remember this film. It was alright.

[@Erichwanh]

Christopher Lloyd's up there at the top, too. You got Baby Geniuses, Food Fight, and Suburban Commando.

[@viewmaster617]

I always thought this movie was a spin off to double team

[@williamsneed8129]

Anyone else hear a bit of " Jennifer Lewis" when Corey said " enough of this silliness" cuz I sure did

[@yakuza01]

Whenever I get feel tired and sick of Ryan Reynolds' humor, I look at Dane Cook's previous work and go "alright, alright Ryan, I guess you are not that bad"

[@khurstonsanders1088]

The actress who played Simon's love interest in the movie is currently married with children, who may be either teenagers or adults and watched something on tv or on their phone or on their laptop that caught their eye on and talk to their mom about it.

[@tylerblack3505]

What two movie roasts in one week oooo that toasty goodness

[@Brett431]

This is my favorite bad movie!

[@williecrooks3636]

They forgot about the Dennis Rodman kitchen escape scene.

[@Tomurow]

Just went and watched a Dane Cook comedy special. It was like the Nu-Metal version of stand-up.😂

[@ladyhotep5189]

Martin! I like it ! I like it!

[@stephyalysse]

Jon Voight and Korey's twin I think have Rodman beat for Roast appearances.

[@dominiqueodom3099]

Why does dane cook look like someone doing Hugh Jackman's Wolverine impressions without any Facial Hair?

[@SoufBySoufeast]

13:43 the LATE Ricky Harris also.🤦🏿‍♂️