why do beds have to be so boring

[@Supermonkeyhobo]

I love that Simone has built a super intricate headboard for her bed, and yet still uses a chair to climb into said bed.

[@Chachixo]

and leaves the foot of it unfinished lol.

[@Pxtl]

Does she have a sleeping bag and a brown cuddle pillow too?

[@flala2261]

She should build some steps

[@CirquedJoy]

@@flala2261 Or some tree branches

[@doctorwholover1012]

Leaf pad steps or fruit style climbing knobs on the sides would look so cool 👀

[@urgo8750]

Needs a can on a string. So you can call other tree house beds, obviously.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

If anyone can turn a can on a string into a functioning communication device, I have faith that Simone could do it better than anyone.

[@DeeSnow97]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 my bet is on Alexander Graham Bell, but hopefully Simone can do it too

[@witerabid]

obviously

[@Dougiewoof]

Even if it is not a functioning communication device I think that would make a really cute idea for a lighting fixture. But knowing her she can probably find a way to make it both.

[@michaelramsey82]

@@DeeSnow97 I would agree, but Alexander Graham Bell is sort of... dead, so, ya know

[@ujai5271]

One thing CNCelia is certainly missing is googly eyes.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Things that can't be improved by adding googly eyes are few and far between.

[@velvetplatz1024]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Truer words have never been spoken.

[@pen25]

Oh someone needs to tag notabomb in twitter to hook cncillia up

[@PatientStalker]

Antenna googly eyes!

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Hmm. CNCelia will need to try out for Device Orchestra. What registers does a CNC sing in?

[@RobinsLittlePhoenix]

... I think I have the exact opposite of this bed. I put an old metal loft bed in my room, and decided to put my bed under it, and use the actual loft part for storage. I even put blankets over the railings so I feel like I'm in a cave.

[@victoriawhitcomb6475]

Hell yeah.

[@kodschiec5614]

I want to sleep in a blanket cave!

[@candyh4284]

in the best way possible, that gives goblin vibes. immaculate vibes

[@Nord_Kitten]

this is the bed i want. i want a permanent adult pillow fort.

[@Jesusfreak653]

I love that so much.

[@Batreek]

okay this whole ad timer in the corner thing needs to become a KZbin requirement. it is so considerate. thank you.

[@briggyb]

Weird, I don't see an ad timer.

[@goldendoodle252]

@@briggyb upper right, it's a lil circle

[@borismilenski4759]

or by naming sections. It's so easy to skip to the next section if you don't want to see the ad

[@Halwolf]

It made me stay and watch the ad

[@apurpleukulele9905]

@@borismilenski4759 I have the extension 'sponsor block' its available on chrome and firefox for sure (and probably others!) Users submit segments that are ads, and it skips it for everyone else. So all you gotta do is submit ads when you happen to be the first sponsor block user to watch that vid. Whats even better is you can whitelist channels that you like the ads of :D (I promise I am not paid to say this it is just my most favourite browser extension ever)

[@pinkbunnygirl43]

You should build some leaf stairs to get into bed

[@revisedcandy4295]

:O

[@karolinapupi19977]

Or like branch stairs!

[@palomadavila2197]

@@karolinapupi19977 omg yesss

[@legionluciano]

And a rug that resembles fluffy grass :D

[@namjoondimples2389]

@@karolinapupi19977 yess

[@dartfaerie]

I really appreciate you leaving in the part when you broke it. My 5yo daughter walked over and asked why you were crying, and I got to show her what happened and then show her what you made. It's nice to give small humans perspective on how not everything is easy for grown ups. Awesome bed, great work :)

[@Sh-world123]

Stop it my heart 🥺

[@KittinPyro]

Small Humans 🥰 I love when people say Small or Baby Human. It’s very normalizing to talk about the young of our species the same way we would with another. Like Baby Fox or Small fish.

[@nathaniel3102]

Text got blurry all the sudden...

[@daze.png_]

Awe

[@lunatronlina]

Awwwwwwwwww

[@jimmyneutron4632]

"I love this machine as much as my neighbors don't." These one-liners are the best sis.

[@ketas]

i don't get it, isn't house a thing that's like at least 20 meters away from other houses, and if cnc is indoors behind thick insulated wall, how could it possibly make so much noise to annoy anyone?

[@dcyphrz8532]

@@ketas Routers make a lotta noise when cutting. That and dust collection is pretty loud too, least mine is. You can't talk over it without kinda yelling.

[@CrimsonAkato]

​@@ketas Late reply but not everywhere are houses far apart my house and my neighbors house are literally one house split by a wall in the middle . if a drill through the wall I would just stare into my neighbors hallway oh and our kitchen and their bathroom are side by side so as I'm enjoying my 2 am snacks I just hear * sploosh and flush * my neighbors just going to the bathroom before he goes to sleep xD iv gotten used to it

[@ArtemisScribe]

Simone: Builds beautiful fairy princess headboard for her bed Also Simone: Still uses a chair to get into her bed. Seriously girl, build yourself some tree stump steps! (I stayed in a hotel that had a tree house bed with tree stump steps when I was about 3 or 4 and I have never forgotten it even though it was over 20 years ago. Highly recommend tree stump steps!)

[@shastabare6026]

With silicone mushroom lights!! Theres a video online using bathroom silicone and string lights. Simone, dooooooiiiiittt!

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

+ HOPE THIS REACHES HER, I need to see tree stump steps happen!

[@ArtemisScribe]

@@bobthebuilderday6leader She can CNC them too!

[@bunnycrofts8127]

Bet it felt weird to type that "over 20 years ago" part

[@ArtemisScribe]

@@bunnycrofts8127 nah not really. It was actually a fair bit more than 20 years but I just don't want to put my age on the internet lol!

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

I love that your bed is the storage shelf upon which Simones are stored.

[@mirjanbouma]

Your comment deserves at least 1K more likes

[@xx-jv4gs]

I love that comment

[@AndreSB43]

I wish there were lots of Simones all over the world. But maybe it's good that there's only one so she is appreciated more.

[@tree_carcass_mangler]

@@AndreSB43 Both parts of your comment are well said, and well understood.

[@maggiem6209]

Me as an artist: _"That's surprisingly cool. I love the design of the headboard in conjunction with the sides."_ Me as a human who has, in fact, lived in a loft bed with a guard rail since I was four: _"That's gonna be a pain in the ass to change linens on..."_

[@sarahcicle8592]

It does look like she can partly slide the mattress out the end, so it’s slanted, and that could make it easier

[@rebeccarachel243]

For some reason I read this as pass in the pain

[@karlahdz04]

I literally had that human thought instantly after the reveal... “Wow, that turned out great but maaaan is that gonna be a nightmare to change the sheets.” 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@maggiem6209]

@@sarahcicle8592 Perhaps! The bed I grew up in had guard rails all away around the bed so there was no way even as an adult, that I could lift the mattress off and replace the sheets. You better believe I developed some amazing ab muscles and great balance trying to figure out how to change them without breaking my neck. I love the convenient space-saving of lofts but there's two big issues to them: the sheets are difficult to change even without full guards, and accessibility is a huge issue if you get sick. I got the flu one year as an adult while visiting my parents and I was stuck in that bed for the entire time. My dad had to lift me over his head and out of the bed to get to the restroom because I didn't have the breath to climb the ladder.

[@redlily8101]

She could hinge a side. But no worse than in an rv or a van.

[@KiRAWRa]

I had a feeling I wasn't the only adult over 30 that always dreamed of having a tree canopy bed, but it's nice to be validated like this.

[@herbertkraft7379]

This is the perfect example of what "I'm my own boss now" should be like. I also want to be my own boss and build myself a super awesome fairy queen throne bed.

[@simonegiertz]

100% can recommend it

[@Fl4dd3rm0uz]

Or give myself a month "off" to upskill with a new BFF (cncelia). (it's more professional development anyways but I'd love to be able to do that).

[@jeremym4690]

@Vedang Kandoi Oh no, no no. Don't rush. The second that Simone doesn't WANT to do this for me (us) anymore I am out. The pure giddy joy that drips from these maker videos is a delight I am happy to wait as long as it takes to see one. I want to watch this woman make a wood and wool felt wheelchair for herself in her eighties, even if that is the next video she uploads because it will be worth the wait.

[@gardengatesopen]

@Vedang Kandoi Couldn't disagree more ❤

[@WagwanItsBonbon]

@Vedang Kandoi Let youtubers have passion projects! It’s comments like yours that cause youtubers to push themselves only to make big dramatic hard work videos because they think it’s what the audience wants so they never allow themselves to post videos of their passion projects... then they end up having a burnout after a couple years and wind up either leaving youtube for good or taking an extended break. I love to watch Simone post a video of something she’s passionate about whether it’s a leaf bed or a full blown Tesla truck process video, it’s all good content and even better knowing that Simone will enjoy her time on KZbin for much longer because she’s given the space to post what she enjoys posting not what she feels pressured to post!

[@GraemeElliott]

wonder when she is going to realise you can CNC a fake stone/moss-covered stairs onto the bed instead of the chair to blend in with her fairy theme

[@aligoo4638]

YESS

[@MissLexiMarie]

Came here to make sure I wasn't the only one thinking this

[@Twerpjuice]

What a condescending way of saying that lol

[@Makkis]

Probably already has plans

[@Chichinha]

@@Twerpjuice It's not condescending it's an ironic and subtle way to give her ideas.

[@kelvarnsen1749]

And when the world needed her most, she returned.

[@kassassinprawn516]

I love that you tell how long things take. As a creator, I feel like people expect me to turn around with a complete project in a week or two, which isn't always realistic. Thanks for all you do, you're super inspirational ❤

[@rittj.1303]

When Simone pushed the pieces together and they perfectly interlocked.... That's Satisfaction.

[@GadAnimations]

When those perfect pieces snap right before installing them... that’s sadisfaction

[@Nick210]

Owns CNC machine, own shop, made her own Tesla pickup... sleeps in a bed that looks like my 13month old’s. You are something else, Simone.

[@BeetaroniPizza]

A Gem

[@stuntpenguin]

Living her best life! :D

[@theotherhive]

truly someone i strive to be

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@theotherhive Relatable, have a nice day.

[@YalisCommunity]

lol best part of owning being an adult! You make your own rules in the house!

[@daniellenicole131]

simone is really out here living the adult life i imagined myself living when i was a kid

[@jessical4866]

I saw someone say “I didn’t grow up so that I could paint every room beige. I grew up so I can paint my kitchen pink.”

[@franceess]

Definitely, she is living her best life

[@artistchristinadavis]

fun times she is having for sure

[@nitfens6863]

I remember being a child, imagining that when I'll grow up I'll have a deep emotional connection with a CNC...

[@PawsAndFinsNewsy]

That's so true.

[@regularfern]

Tbh beds didn’t used to be boring. A lot of furniture used to be absolutely stunning masterpieces, especially if you were middle class or wealthy.

[@melodypaz7247]

Yes. The furniture used to be absolutely stunning. My grandmother sold the intricately carved headboard of her & her recently departed husband's bedframe to pay funeral expenses and to support their five children (all under eleven) until his pension and survivors' benefit came in some months later. She missed that beautiful headboard until she passed more than fifty years later.

[@Game_Hero]

or tons of wheat

[@obsidian6299]

Other creators: don’t post for a month Their fans: they’re probably dead! Simone: doesn’t post for a month Us: she’s bonding with her tools it’s fine

[@littleboylost1o1]

+

[@ItsNotADrugItsaLeaf]

LMAO!! 😀😄😂

[@Neojhun]

LOL A month focusing on CNC is just scratching the surface. I started in the manual key in G Code era and just hobbled along with bare minimum skills for about a decade. Then the CAD file heavy stuff happened which forced me to learn more. This is like a freaking 15 year journey. Simone M.I.A. for month figuring out CNC is a Smart Effective use of time.

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

+

[@emmaslug]

Techno: this is normal

[@blanda8821]

I thought this was gonna be a scientific deep dive about why we have the kinds of beds that we do, and how we should change it. But nope lol this is great too

[@kamille286]

same XD

[@cassdraws06]

ME TOO

[@will0wtr335]

yep

[@someowl1281]

SAME

[@Alex-ck3ix]

the science nerd interested in watching video to simone giertz fan pipeline is real and going strong

[@bluekiwi42nd12]

The moment of pure joy when Simone turns around after its done! So wholesome.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

I moved into a very small room when I made Sergeant in the Air Force. But I was glad to finally get a place without a roommate, and the room had a cool tall vaulted ceiling. I built my own space-efficient furniture instead of using military-issue furniture. I built a loft along one side of the room. On top was my bed with storage cabinets behind it. Under it was a booth-style table and a computer desk. The opposing wall was filled with a bookcase that included two built-in dressers. The whole project turned out awesome. But I guess I made the place too nice. Whenever some VIP (such as a general or a politician or foreign military members) visited the base, they got to see my room as part of the base tour.

[@LucidDreamer54321]

One clarification: I didn't build the dressers. I bought them and then designed the bookcase. I did build everything else in the room because I needed specific sizes.

[@capuchinosofia4771]

Thats so cool!!! Do you have a picture? Id love to see it!

[@LucidDreamer54321]

@capuchinosofia4771 Yes, I do have photos. I suppose I could put them in a video. But I want to protect my identity on the web. Some people might see it and know who I am. I left the Air Force 30 years ago. I wouldn't want a loft bed now because, you know, I am 30 years older now. But I'm still doing woodworking!

[@MetaMarcy21]

The “why am I like this” breakdown mid project is so on point.

[@hopegold883]

It made me worry what’s she gonna do when those glued-on fairy lights burn out. Maybe since it’s hot glue she can just rip them off. But still, reinstalling isn’t going to be easy. But it’ll be worth it for sure. What a masterpiece.

[@juliakrebs3623]

@@hopegold883 I'm also deeply sorry for the person who has to guess under which leave you have to search for the screws. I haven't come up with an alternative solution yet, but I really think about it...

[@physicsgirl]

I hope I am invited to the tree house one day. As a friend.

[@JofreSteele]

She started the video off saying she didn't want creepy, sexy comments, and here you are trying to climb into her bed. Shame. XD Just kidding. I think we'd all love to see more collaboration videos between you two.

[@spadaacca]

Water is also a mouse triangle.

[@johanw5181]

Just tell simone that "you löv it". You'll have an open invitation.

[@davidgustavsson4000]

@@johanw5181 Unless she says "näver".

[@mikepupillo2648]

I would like to be the filling in that cookie.

[@RichardManion]

I love her producer, just totally calm. Thing goes wrong, talent freaks out. Immediately, "It's okay, it's just glue." Talent continues to freak out. "It's okay, everything is going to be fine."

[@shukriehasan8460]

I loved it tooo

[@stuntpenguin]

TBH throw in a few sleepless nights and low blood sugar and anyone can go there :)

[@FaunKeH]

This has got to be one of the best produced DIY videos I've EVER seen on youtube... No corny acting and personality you're putting on, short and warned sponsor (which I'd usually skip through instantly), no corny baby music taking away from your voice (a tiny bit during montages is okay), you're just so genuine and I love every bit of it! Not to mention you're very skilled with the tools you use! Subbed, looking forward to checking out more of your designs :D

[@juliajello3558]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@cookiedraw8173]

The Anna who said right away "It's ok we can fix it " looked like the sweetest person ever

[@waynevonminden3775]

SAD SNORT, lol

[@Acecool]

Then she tries to reassemble it...... Lets just stick this back on here like this... nope...

[@z-beeblebrox]

I *just* realized something, after all these years. I've always loved this channel, and yes part of that is because Simone always seems to come up with the most interesting projects. But also...it's because this is exactly how I imagine Clarissa from "Clarissa Explains It All" to be as an adult. Like, seriously: "So she lived on a boat for a while. Then she became famous by building intentionally shitty robots. Then she was employed by one of the guys from Mythbusters, she dealt with having a brain tumor, Kickstarted a cool light-up calendar, turned a Tesla into a pickup truck, and currently she builds quirky things on KZbin." is simultaneously a description of Simone's channel history and a pitch for a Clarissa reunion special

[@grantlynn1659]

The theme of Simone’s videos is always quality over quantity

[@simonegiertz]

I'm aiming for both low quantity and quality

[@CRzyHDedJHny]

This is what i subscribed for

[@makecba]

@@simonegiertz you are nailing it then

[@Nathan-mu8zy]

@@simonegiertz like a ball sack joke right next to a amazingly made montage

[@ZechsMerquise73]

Also Simone: ONE THOUSAND MACHINED LEAVES

[@tiago9977]

The elevated bed is pretty cool to see, love seeing projects or interior design that involve space saving and/or multifunctional furniture/creations.

[@Tofupancho]

Seeing someone else wear socks and sandals in their semi-robotic shop is at least the 4th most connected I’ve felt to a stranger.

[@jamesmay9345]

In slippers and claiming I'm just going to take one measurement before being carried away.

[@lunatronlina]

What were the first three

[@omninuss6847]

Its back in style apparently, we don't have to hide in the shadows any longer

[@samandrews7856]

@@jamesmay9345 my friends take my calipers sometimes so that I won't start a new project

[@WanderLustKoi]

Watch Linus tech tips

[@bradlemmond]

"like parental leave, but for a tool" Now I know what to say to everyone when I finally get a tractor.

[@ahhh4117]

* holds baby shower* ITS A TRACTOR!

[@nb_knight5251]

matractornity leave

[@bloodvue]

So that's what I am going to call the road trip to pick up my new baby

[@nono-yn5uc]

PLEASE, let the next video be "I DIY a bed ladder for my treehouse bed"

[@bthorner33]

*plastic chair stepstool*

[@dracoargentum9783]

but in actuality, she makes a ladder to a platform where she swings across to get into bed.

[@nono-yn5uc]

i bet you are not that far, but she still needs to do an elevator for the dog to get there easier

[@cmep4920]

The ladder better look like tree branches

[@mariellenerder7863]

Like a treetrunk or a toadstool :D

[@breadstore_1]

I agree on beds being elevated! My current bed is actually two beds! One on top that I use when watching movies or hanging out with friends and such and the one on the bottom is like my own little private comfort cave. Enclosed spaces can feel really cozy and comfortable to me. The bed is built on top of bookshelves so my bed cave is actually a book cave and I have lots of books and knick knacks down here. It’s really comfortable for me and I love it truly. The coolest bed I’ve ever had

[@Pile_of_carbon]

Best thing with being a grownup is that you can be a total kid and no one can stop you.

[@epo2022]

Worst thing is that not enough adults realise this!

[@Nonyah123]

Except kids. Don't have kids. they stop you

[@jorgepeterbarton]

@@Nonyah123 and jobs and cleaning and finance and spouses and police

[@katiearbuckle9017]

@@jorgepeterbarton To be honest that stuff also hasn't stopped me. Not because I don't have Kids, I have a Cat. Or never been arrested. But like cleaning or doing things to get job can still be enjoyable once you realize.... YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN RULES on how to clean your own private space, and That Work doesn't just have to be like a chore if it's a thing you already love doing.

[@dinodino5602]

Yes!!!!

[@Kalkalye]

As a 26 year old with a loft bed, I agree with the beginning statements on how useful they are for storage space.

[@Goodgu3963]

As someone who uses the top bunk of a bunk bed bed as a shelf, and has covered all the sides in blankets to create a fort. I can absolutely say unique beds are awesome lol.

[@sparky082]

As a 29 year old married woman that can't have a loft bed I am very sad at my lack of storage opportunities :(

[@santworth]

Simone, every video you are outdoing yourself. The things you do are so beautiful and you have managed to make your home a truly wonderful place. Dogs, plywood and plants are the ingredients of dreams.

[@Kilroyan]

so true. could be straight out of a 'most comfy bedrooms' list! and I love the giant plant, it's so vibrant.

[@Shaun.Stephens]

But dogs in beds? They don't wipe their feet and they lick their arses...

[@waldevv]

The elevated bed is actually quite genius. When I get away from renting apartments I'll definitely try to do that. My current studio apartment is tiny as it is so I have almost no extra room and certainly no space for building stuff, having one of those beds with a desk underneath it would've been a good start in hindsight but I just have a futon style bed that stays permanently unfolded into a bed I've also always liked the idea of a canopy bed, particularly in the summer because of mosquitoes and blocking out light, maybe I can have an elevated bed and mount some kind of curtain system onto the roof. Adding a future bed project onto the list for sure

[@mypilotis]

My dad passed away the beginning of this year. He was also a self-taught builder and would work and build a lot of things in his garage/studio. Watching your videos bring me comfort and make me feel like I’m back hanging out with him in his garage building things together. I’m inspired to continue his legacy. Thank you, Simone.

[@ananya-nissi]

i'm sorry for your loss, and i'm really glad you could find something that brings you comfort!! ♥️

[@josedavidarellanoroman5107]

i'm so sorry :ccc i'm so glad you're finding comfort

[@lunatronlina]

I’m so sorry for your loss but I’m glad you found something that helps ❤️

[@ucitymetalhead]

Sorry for your loss it's one i share unfortunately.

[@christopherroa9781]

Crying a little bit. I love building things and my dad and I used to make stuff together. Gonna try and build something with him soon. Thank you for sharing

[@magebear7]

I love how REAL you are. Like, not only do you have physical form, you're not afraid to make mistakes, and you're not afraid to SHOW us those mistakes. You are the example of "learning from our mistakes makes us better people" that I want to give my campers.

[@tuckerprice9663]

Simone: spends 12 hours and lots of intentional design effort gluing felt to her bed rails. Also Simone: uses a deck chair as a ladder to enter the bed.

[@TheDarkMessiah]

seriously, I hope some types of stairs for her bed is her next project, 'cause that chair is gonna skid around when she's getting up there someday.

[@cnilssonak555]

@@TheDarkMessiah that’s what I said!

[@JordanThatblondegirl]

Needs to be either bark or river rock patterned

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@TheDarkMessiah Hopefully something Scraps can negotiate.

[@doggfite]

I laughed pretty hard when we got the second angle and it wasn't a step ladder like I originally though haha

[@summerfrost85]

"It just is. It just wasn't, and now it just is.'" Love how relatable this is as a creator of things.

[@MeesDeppe_Official]

hey Simone, i am a parttime CNC operator and i've noticed that your tabs are rather thick. you can bring them down to like 3mm if you want, then you can easily pop them with a small chisel. on your average 18mm plywood projects you really don't need a lot of tabs when you're not cutting faster than usual, so maybe my tip will cut (haha) some time for you. by the way i really really love your style! the way you show what you do makes it feel so 'normal.' a feeling that i don't have with all these "diy" channels that build epic stuff in less than half an hour and be all normal about it. when you finish something that you're proud of you really show it and that's what i like about your channel and overall style. cheers from the Netherlands!

[@jayayerson8819]

This isn't bad advice, but there are other considerations: Not least, in my opinion, is that thicker tabs are *great* for working out the tolerances on your machine - don't forget that this is a shakedown project :)

[@MeesDeppe_Official]

@@jayayerson8819 my comment was indeed more of a tip for future CNC routing projects for Simone, thought she would maybe find it useful as she's new to it. i noticed she had to saw them all through and remove them which can be very time consuming.

[@CultureStress]

Simone: I can make anything!! Also Simone: *uses a plastic lawn chair as stairs at least twice a day*

[@richardtodd6843]

Soon to be replaced by a bed-elevator. Because a ladder or stairs would be too easy.

[@LillianRZP]

Looks like a metal chair to be fair

[@legopika9458]

@@topherthe11th23 pretty sure colin furze already made a bed catapult would be interesting to see simones take on it though!

[@richardtodd6843]

@@topherthe11th23 Everyone needs that.

[@linaskvedaras]

This is a true sign of a genius

[@pooolB]

I've never been more envious of someone's bed in my entire life, this is both my childhood and adulthood dream bed in one

[@tiago9977]

Projects like this are cool - ones that combine woodworking/crafting and art to create things that fit a purpose (or are maybe even multifunctional) but also look nice to keep around/display.

[@RealAndySkibba]

10:14 should've said "Tree Days Later"

[@masterzedric]

"That's my stripper name; Hot Glue." Yeah... That's not going to stick.

[@stonecoldcarebear]

First time I've ever felt the need to upvote and downvote a comment. (It kind of makes sense that this would happen on Simone's channel)

[@jordandeshan8020]

If I had a drink, It would be spilled. bravo.

[@thomasr1051]

Haha love it

[@dracoargentum9783]

hmmm; viscus punnery...

[@GoGoX1]

this is great but im sorry please stop

[@DexOfOne]

Simone at the start: "Whats the least sexual way we can film this" Simone 3 mins later: "The giant testicle that is my dust collector"

[@Imurai]

Also Simone, pointing to her bed: "This is where the magic happens"

[@jerishull1860]

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

[@FMFvideos]

1:42

[@Taytyaaytyat]

Simone at the start: "Whats the least sexual way we can film this" Simone the entire video: How many sex jokes can we pack into 18 minutes?

[@docferringer]

Well it's a bed, in a fake tree. There is no way around the wood references. At least she picked quality hard wood. Ahem. Hardwood.

[@xidarian]

The part where you time how fast you can do something tedious so you know how long it takes is so relatable. I've done that so many times even though it really doesn't help it go any faster.

[@polyesterdreamboat]

Every video: "I was drunk on the toilet and thought of this project I wanted to do, so I adopted a new piece of industrial equipment"

[@Dicen_Delirio]

That's... Pretty accurate

[@hannahlomara6517]

Simone, if you literally built this bed yourself, why didn't you include stairs to get into it. Get rid of the chair 😭😭😭

[@WilliamTythas]

I see her reasoning as the Chair is dual purpose .. both a chair and a step stool/ladder into bed

[@waynedas873]

@@WilliamTythas I don't want to shock you, but you are allowed to sit on stairs

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

@@waynedas873 Ahhhh!

[@itstaz1351]

@@waynedas873 bs.

[@alexriddles492]

How about stairs that retract into the space behind the dresser.

[@MrBarneyDinosaur]

I want “Doesn’t even smell like a wet dog anymore“ on my tombstone.

[@doggfite]

Don't make your tombstone lie my dude

[@haleysmith9302]

The part where she accidentally snaps it and just shouts "OH NOOOOOOO" and starts cry-laughing because she's so shocked and frustrated but also finding the humor in it? I felt that lmao. I don't think I've EVER finished a project without something extremely frustrating happening that makes me hysterically cry-laugh 😂 I feel SO validated. If Simone Giertz is allowed to have a cry-laugh breakdown in the middle of her project then damn it, so am I.

[@JeantheSecond]

My friend’s joke about sewing: “It’s not a real project until you’ve bled on it.”

[@kovesdib]

"It just wasnt, and now it just is" perfectly capturing the esential of 3D printing and CNC.

[@PinkNoms]

I'd never been so quickly convinced of something i didnt know i needed until Simone talked about the storage space potential under a tall bed.

[@chilldogs5444]

ME TOO

[@miriamrobarts]

Yeah, even with a regular bed you can put some blocks under the feet or buy risers to get a little more height to fit storage bins underneath. Hers has a ton more space, though (if you don't mind literally climbing into bed).

[@KentBurgess]

Simone - "I know that some people are going to be really sleezy about it." Also Simone - Within the first two minutes, makes a "that's what she said" joke.

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@DyslexicMitochondria love your videos man

[@Teatime4Tom]

Shortly after, testicles get mentioned.

[@klassenpage]

The bed design screams „this is why im single“ so whatever (jk looks nice)

[@zorod5475]

Let’s not forget the giant ball sack a couple minutes later.

[@albertweber1617]

I mean when she says sleezy I think it's more of a "direct unwanted sexual advances" kind of deal

[@frieddogmeat3234]

I love having space under my bed. I've never had a fully lofted bed, but now I'm seriously considering building at least a more raised bed frame. Something like I could fit a mini fridge under it along with some bags etc. Love the video!

[@brendonwhatley]

Simone: *excitement intensifies* Bed frame: ‘plopp’ Simone: NOOOOOOOO

[@Lilithlun]

Ah, the classic laugh to not cry...

[@ailtire2117]

Just when I thought Simon was becoming too seamless with her builds, oddly reassuring to see a mistake even with her level of experience

[@MalachiBrown]

When I was watching the sections being glued together I was thinking that I probably would have added some pegs between the sections to make it a little more stable and secure...

[@wpaskar]

I really appreciate that you left in the emotional part. Many people wouldn't have been brave enough to share disappointment like that. Thanks, we all have rough moments.

[@Pulverpojken]

Imagine if Simone has kids, they're probably going to grow up in a fantastic and magical world of creativity, knowledge and curiosity. I'm so jealous of them.

[@_SomyaY]

Theyll probly think their mum is weird and makes them donstuff/does it herself while others buy stuff, so they are weird. 😐

[@looney1023]

Forget her kids, I'm jealous of Commander Scraps!

[@croquemaster314]

@@_SomyaY the fuck

[@KeepCalmContemplateYourChoices]

@@_SomyaY so basically, they're weird for thinking their mom is weird?

[@Andrea_Manconi]

Definitely kids often feel uncomfortable with any original habit of their parents. Almost all of us have been jerks to ma and pa... "Why don't you have a normal job?"/"Why you don't dress like the other moms?" age

[@lisah-p8474]

The anguished scream when she bumped the wall and broke the sideboard. 🤣 Very relateable for anyone who's worked on a project for a million years and made a mistake. 💕

[@someundeadtalent2016]

Off topic but I LOVE the lockers in your work room with the super cool writings like „safety“ and stuff?? Ahhh love it

[@TwistTapeTechnology]

"do you wanna come over? my bed doesn't smell like wet dog anymore."

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

haha love her sense of humor

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about your username so i clicked on your channel. Your channel is like a hidden gem

[@mattearenzi8972]

@@tomhappening cool channel bro

[@changeshifter4852]

@@DyslexicMitochondria just subscribed. Phil is right, your channel has wonders to be enjoyed :)

[@Tinyvalkyrie410]

@@DyslexicMitochondria and yet another new sub. Who knew that a comment on a comment on someone else’s video would be such good advertising?

[@casioseclectics]

Number one: Simone is a blessing onto the world. Number two: please make your next project a matching staircase for your bed because Red Chair does not match now.

[@brevs8387]

Actually red is the complementary color for green. BUT I did think it was too bad she didn't paint (or otherwise finish) her bed before adding the rails and headboard. It was just plane osb board.

[@bronekkozicki6356]

@@brevs8387 Color - yes. Shape - no. This chair does not match.

[@user-vs2ql5gb1b]

As someone who is named Celia, I’m gonna pretend that your CNC is named after me

[@stevekdigitalworx]

I have a friend named Celia, who has never heard of Simone, who I told about the CNC's name. Separate, yet related question, my friend Celia has a long and amusing history of no barista in the world, or anyone for that matter, spelling her name correctly; do find this to be the same or does my friend just have horrible luck? Thanks!

[@DeclanMBrennan]

If a job is going badly, she can sing "Cncilia, you're breaking my heart".

[@realhippie5368]

@@DeclanMBrennan Simone & Garfunkel

[@eikeschwarzwald6799]

Or, just maybe, you are named after the machine?

[@user-vs2ql5gb1b]

@@stevekdigitalworx for me, people always seem to think it’s “Cecilia”-no matter how clearly I say it, no matter if they’ve just read it, everyone always says or writes “Cecilia” the first time! So strange.

[@callmeperch]

You can see her prototype folding coat hangers in use!

[@sarahmcdonough7713]

i love how this looks. the colours, the graphic almost cartoonish quality. you really dont see it in adult home decor motifs enough imo. i have to shop in the kids section of ikea to find any fun decor. and the spool of thread table!!!!!! amazing!!

[@samrakita4279]

Makes me feel so much less weird for being an adult who sleeps in a loft. I need extra space damnit!

[@simonegiertz]

NORMALIZE LOFT BEDS

[@sakurakhadag]

Yes! Loft beds are amazing! I have my work space under the bed, with fairy lights all over the "ceiling". It's amazing

[@bartz0rt928]

Also if your bed is up high the monsters can't get to you.

[@Garethasaurus]

I sleep in the loft room of 260 year old farmhouse in Italy.....it already looked like a treehouse when I moved in five years ago but I have only been increasing on that theme ever since... complete with a dinosaur corner......I'm 35...so yeah, don't worry what people will think about your lofty living space... just play out your own dreams 🍀

[@r-mur]

I love the idea of a loft bed, but there is one slight problem here in Australia... Ceiling fans...

[@ScrewlooseStudios]

"If I do this by myself it's going to take twelve hours, but if we all work together it'll only take three days!"

[@Blemonade1]

Every school group project ever

[@Ktakahashi18]

Simone: Trying so hard not to make this build sexual Also Simone: Makes a "thats what she said" joke. 🤣

[@BrigCommander]

MegaPrayers

[@NotAnotherAUDHDCrafter]

Hahahhaa I snort laughed when she looked over knowing she already broke the rule 😂

[@NotAnotherAUDHDCrafter]

Giant testicle 😂😂😂

[@normalaboutpathologic]

and then talks about the sack of cncelia looking like a testicle :D

[@SaltBayGull]

If you’re working on a big project and keep breaking router bits, you can sing “CNCelia, you’re breaking your parts, you’re acting incompetent, baby”

[@sallybradshaw4576]

Underrated comment

[@NZKiwi87]

This is genius 💯

[@prexp9026]

Don't go breaking your parts. Don't go breaking your parts. Don't breaking your partssss.

[@Not_Linnea]

"Look at all the possibilities for stora-" F O R T

[@opalophelia1274]

m o o d

[@oxin1099]

fort with little door for dog and lots of pillows inside

[@TheAlixour]

Fortin' with Simone

[@heartofthewild680]

If I make one of these, I’m replacing one of those dressers with a sliding door and putting in a cushion for seating, a small shelf with a lamp on it, some small bookshelves, and a tiny table with a drawer just big enough to hold a diary and some writing tools.

[@MelissaNgai]

Omg when she said "I love it so much!" at 16:41, I legit said "aw she said that like it's like a surprise bedroom makeover, except she built it" and then she proceeded to say the EXACT SAME THING

[@j_emceee]

I can't wait to see this all finished with a forest theme and some earth toned sheets. I would also suggest making some more cutout leaves and nailing them to the wall around the bed as well.

[@sonia7085]

now I'm tempted to create a list of top coolest beds of all time and place Simone at the top for the sole purpose of making her happy

[@metaloopa6907]

“It just wasn’t and now it just _is_ .” *deep*

[@Xavenger2410]

That's what she said.

[@Butterflier00]

Genesis 1:1 The Simone Giertz Version

[@rylendbrunick7885]

Never before have I seen a bed that gives off the vibes of a mall playground. I love it

[@katjosephperez8772]

It’s beautiful and somehow heartwarming. I suppose it’s heartwarming in the same way nature and handcrafts are. I’m very impressed that the leaves aren’t the obvious choice of putting a single sheet of felt underneath the wood, and I agree that fairy lights are far too spread apart. It’s difficult to make my holiday centerpieces glow in a symmetrical way and with enough light. I’m pretty sure we still don’t have fairy lights that are half as far apart, yet it’s 2023.

[@Ruok98Reborn]

When you go to a girls house and she says do you want to take this to the bedroom? And then you both get distracted and play treehouse

[@OLBastholm]

Sounds like a win-win.

[@alexfischer2527]

Sounds like a good way to test each other for long-term-relationship potential.

[@slundy]

What I like about Simone most, is that she's not one of those that "well we decided to do it this way...." then bam it's done. She shows the 'light bulb' moments, and its WAY more organic that way and we can share in her delight at figuring thing out....

[@gagatube]

Remember those "And, here's one I prepared earlier!" moments in lifestyle shows? So glad Simone doesn't do that. :)

[@laurensvaneekelen]

I really love the project, the attention to detail, even makin the inside and outside of the leaves. But what i love more is the confidence and calmness you show in this video, but without losing your whimsical jokes and self humor, and your true reactions. Really like the whole atmosphere and style of this video.

[@thegeekylamb4436]

Simone: Thank you so much for helping me realize that I wanna design a new layout for my room and build some furniture pieces to better suit my needs

[@JimFortune]

"I needed a certain kind of leaves on my bed, so I got a CNC machine."

[@benjaminweiss368]

I love how she thinks this is a weird idea but we would all love to have a bed like this

[@Egilhelmson]

I prefer mine, with book shelves at the head, and a nook to put my glasses and watch in. I just have to remember to not put a glass of water in front of the books, so I don’t spill it waking up the next morning. Also a bed too high to just fall on and pass out at 4 am; anything where you have to climb it is too high unless your floor is super-comfortable.

[@metaloopa6907]

@@Egilhelmson any askers?

[@flowertheclown]

@@Egilhelmson well the second part is your opinion but cool

[@random23287]

exactly lol

[@paradise_valley]

@@flowertheclown cool but everything was his opinion from the beginning. 😅

[@dpatts]

Simone: "Comments in this video are gonna be sleazy." Also Simone: "We obviously need something bigger than this for my bed." Also also Simone: _whispers_ "That's what she said."

[@Dtr146]

We can just go on a crusade and just start shitting on everybody that starts being sleazy

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear david

[@bokket3721]

@@AxxLAfriku what

[@cameronpritchett7512]

@@AxxLAfriku what the hell is wrong with you

[@AnonymousFreakYT]

Also also also Simone "This is where the magic happens."

[@murbeth]

My bed is that tall too lol my grandpa made it himself when I was like 6 and I’m now 20. Still using it!

[@shookings]

Simone: "Comments are gonna be sleazy" Also Simone: LOOK AT THE BIG BALL SACK, NO, DON'T LOOK AT THE BIG BALL SACK Also Simone: HOT GLUE IS MY STRIPPER NAME Also Simone: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[@Lucien86]

Some of us gay men worship giant taut sacks like that..

[@chuck-norris]

"THIS IS WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS"

[@LarsonLake]

I think she meant that SHE wanted to be the one to make sleazy comments. Leave it to the professional guys!

[@sad_boi_razor8983]

"all the storage-" me with my loft bed: pillow cave. I am laying under my bed, it has lights, pillows, blankets, all my chargers, a crap ton of paper and drawings, a pencil that takes me forever to find but its the only working one in my room, a few candy wrappers, and my radio that has not been plugged in since 2017.

[@eleanorvogel5355]

@¿sweeze? i need it. How about we fight to death in the Colosseum and whoever wins gets the bed lol /j

[@AndreaZanni]

Ah, you met the infamous Hofstadter's Law: «It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law».

[@Hyperlooper]

Sooooo if you've never heard of this law, you can get things done faster? THANKS A LOT, NOW YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!

[@byeFofiko1]

For real. My chicken coop took over a year when I though it would take a month at most. 😭😭

[@carabiner7999]

Which usually is hand in hand with Sod's Law: If something can go wrong; it will. Oh, and the Big Box Shop Rule: Your project will never be done with only one trip to the supply shop. (Think Home Depot/Lowe's, if you are confused).

[@odilf_]

is the hofstadter the one from gödel escher bach? as in douglas hofstadter

[@AndreaZanni]

@@odilf_ yes, him. The law is in the book too

[@wolf1066]

40 seconds in and I'm already enthusiastically in agreement. Beds definitely should be elevated with decent storage underneath. My old divan with drawers underneath didn't take the idea far enough. Also can relate to being constrained by being able to explain myself to the landlord. My current design for a raised bed entails numerous components that can individually - and above all easily - be moved down narrow hallways and through doorways... so it's easy to move from house to house. Now I've just got to get off my arse and build the damned components. 14:34 - how wrapped up in this video did I get? Enough that _I_ swore out loud when the side panel broke. Loving your videos.

[@mf--]

I grewup in a tiny room with a bottomless bunkbed (now called a loft bed) inches away from a ceiling fan. The storage underneath drastically increased my room's capacity and livability. By the time I grew up, I realized how small my room really was: I could palm the ceiling without going up on my toes.

[@toxicbangbang]

I love when adults make their childhood dreams come true!! I'm 33 and would LOVE a bed like this. I'd feel so safe and cozy

[@Martiverse]

When I was little I had a loft bed and my parents told me I could draw on the walls around it. What you made here is exactly what I envisioned as a kid, I tried so hard to make it come to life but I just didn't have enough patience and skills at the time. Seeing this video actually made me emotional, like that dream actually come to life!

[@TheBeccabus]

This has been sitting in my "watch later" list for ages. It's so good! Totally agree that beds waste floor space. We actually use a Japanese floor mattress in my house, so we fold it away in the daytime and have a bigger living space. It's great. I had a loft bed as a child though, super fond of those too.

[@potteryjoe]

Next project: a cool staircase for the bed, that matches the tree house theme.

[@jaynestrange]

A rope ladder type look might be cool, or something shaped like branches/roots!

[@miaarundel4015]

Hell yes

[@Pottery4Life]

Micro elevator.

[@jayemeljay2117]

She'll have even more space for drawers!!

[@potteryjoe]

@@jaynestrange I like the branches or roots idea. I've found rope ladders can be surprisingly difficult

[@andy-in-indy]

I just want to take a moment to point out the CNCelia has a large enough working volume that you could carve an M41 Pulse Rifle from Aliens. I felt it was vitally important that someone let you know that.

[@tree_carcass_mangler]

Thank you for pointing that out. One of my favorite films. (That and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.)

[@naughtiusmaximus1811]

@@tree_carcass_mangler Excellent taste

[@heideknight9122]

Because it can be done. It must be done.

[@Hexlattice]

"It just wasn't and now it just is!" My favorite feeling as a manufacturing engineer!

[@xXAlexOrWhateverXx]

I think adding a green bed canopy will complete the treehouse feeling. Plus it has more vacancy for whimsical lights.