SIMP DETECTIVES | 天官赐福 | HEAVEN OFFICIAL'S BLESSING | TIAN GUAN CI FU (TGCF)

[@marianaelisasantoscarvajal134]

When I started the video my brain hadn't procesed that this wasn't an episode, so I though the subtitles were what the characters were actually saying, so I was really confused when Xie Lian said "i'm really surprised he knows the colour of my underwear" xdd

[@mystic-memes]

HAHAHA WHAAT 😭😂 LMAOO BRO I GOT YOUUU!! I can't believe this

[@Sacabanbaspis]

Yeah yeah! I got me so many times as well😂

[@sahayeda5220]

@@mystic-memes we love you so much i hope u know this

[@yerintaem]

SAMEEEE

[@mystic-memes]

@@sahayeda5220 AAAAA THANK YOUUU 😭💞❤💕💖 YES I'M VERY AWARE 🥰🥰 I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO!

[@anafynnlam1495]

Nan Feng and Fu Yao: FBI OPEN UP

[@mystic-memes]

I WAS ABOUT TO PUT THAT AUDIO PUT DIDN'T WANT xie lian to feel you know.. since san lang's form in this is seventeen 💀💀💀

[@sapphooflesbos4338]

"He may even be a simp king" was around the part when I started crying

[@mystic-memes]

Yooo my previous video is about the simp king so they had a emergency calling because of that ✌🏻😭

[@raven52735]

STOP THE GAY, DRINK HOLY WATER I'M DYING XDDD

[@mystic-memes]

YAAS SIMP KING IS TOO POWERFUL 😭✌🏻🔥🔥 even the mighty holy water couldn't purge him

[@sashabraus6505]

samee :D

[@SMOKEThRuTHePaIN]

ior got my rolling

[@SMOKEThRuTHePaIN]

yea he might even be simp king?!?!?! nani?!?!

[@lefrogenjoyer]

He is the innocent kid until Xie Lian discovers that special cave full of suspicious statues

[@mystic-memes]

YOOOOO SSSHHH WE DO NOT SEE NOR HEAR

[@marshy_5406]

And drawings all over the walls XD

[@aanandi8994]

Lmaoooo, yea, and when they come to life that one time XD, inappropriate behaviour

[@MsMe-iu2wr]

wait-- what do you mean?

[@Peapeapi]

Wait what, someone explain please-

[@kaevans]

1:55 “stop the gay drink holy water” i’m dying 😭😭

[@mystic-memes]

Simp emergency called them over 🚨🤔

[@vidia2649]

Fu yao's shaky breath when Xie lian said him and san lang slept tgthr had me 😭

[@mystic-memes]

OMG SAAMEE 😭❤❤ hoe cheng simp aura is insane

[@DongHuaReviews]

This is hillarious xD. Simp police Mu Qing and Feng Xin, all the while they're really also simping for Dianxia, lmao.

[@mystic-memes]

Hahaha thank youu! ✋🏻😂💞 the only police you can count on in heavenly realm 😳🙏🏻

[@shesdreamin4637]

*ladies and gents we have got him*

[@mystic-memes]

We caught him red handed 🚨💀

[@isoldehegarty4670]

Why does it fit so perfectly i-

[@mystic-memes]

XDDDD IKR HAHAHAH

[@ruchiramukherjee3116]

What fits perfectly? You mean bo- 🤣

[@dazainsfw]

i lowkey got super immersed into this unironically, pls make part two i need to know if hoe cheng is a simp for xxx lian or not 😳💦

[@mystic-memes]

No worries bro i'm already on it 😳👌🏻 My plan was to make 2 parts. If the next episode is juicy I might even do many parts 🕵🏻‍♂️🚨

[@pothiermarie9623]

@@mystic-memes I. can't. wait gosh i'm so happy i found your channel

[@autumnramble]

He's not, the sword shows no more than 3.6 units of devotion.

[@b26san]

THE HOLY WATER AND HORNY JAIL 🤣 🤣 🤣 I was dying during the ENTIRE thing, someone come help me I can’t breathe 😂 😂 😂

[@mystic-memes]

HAHAHHA NOO DON'T DIE YET!!MORE AND MORE IS CONTENT IS COMING HAHAHA 😭😂😂

[@crimsonsongbird7219]

New spinoff series: THE SIMP KING, airing every Friday night only on Mystic Memes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emzhaek]

'he might even be a simp king' THE WAY I CACKLED AKJLSFK

[@moonlight_pixie8395]

BRO YOU REALLY HAD ME THERE. I WAS WATCHING IN PREVIEW WHILE READING SUBS AND LEGIT THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL SO I CLICKED ON IT BUT THEN I FORGOT I COULD UNDERSTAND CHINESE SO

[@mystic-memes]

BRO WHAT XDDDDD

[@amirahsgotavoice7508]

@LIM ERN Moe The book it’s based off is gay we just haven’t got there in the show

[@amirahsgotavoice7508]

@LIM ERN Moe my bad, have a nice day!

[@abckidscroblox]

SAMEEEEEE I was like wait, what did he say??? So I clicked and bam, sad face for me 😭

[@ragamuffiin137]

STOP THE GAY DRINK HOLY WATER omg i'm dying here this is so funnyy your comedic skills are immaculate thank u for this

[@mystic-memes]

YEES THANK YOU UU 😭❤💕💕💞💞

[@alexpage5924]

This video is brilliant. Best thing to watch instead of spanish class. If Hoe Cheng is the Simp King, then Xie Lian is the God of Simps, The Crown Prince of The Simp King, The Saviour! 😂❤️

[@mystic-memes]

YES INDEED !!!😂✌🏻❤

[@sahayeda5220]

tbh what i love is that even with the subtitle change the context of the scenes are pretty much the same anyways 😂

[@thereveriecomplex]

I feel blessed by the gods of Simp

[@mystic-memes]

Hohohoh 😏😏 yees the gods of simps might have it's own video coming up. There is simp king series and simp detective 👀

[@gimvsen]

If you think about it 0:45 is lowkey canon. Like that's basically what that third eye dude said at the end of the novel lmao.

[@mystic-memes]

Hohoho 😏 it is bro 🔥🔥

[@psyche_delic6276]

I appreciate it whenever the third eye dude reveal the intimate details about HuLian. His third eye is surely a blessing for us readers. 🤭

[@okbutjikook]

Evil essence on his lips 👀

[@melody8369]

@@okbutjikook and inside his body cause he got creampi- *cough *

[@caroline2749]

I'm living for this simp series ITS SO GOOD!!

[@mystic-memes]

YAASSS WELCOME TO THE SIMP JOURNEY BRO ✋🏻😭💕

[@hatthecat123]

He really is the simp king, it both delights and kills me. That cave... that cave.

[@cakertaker_1013]

BTW the song used in the video is "Why Don't You Do RIght?", which can be found on Dr. SaxLove youtube channel ~w~ yee so good, i can't get over how good the music fits this XD now whenever I think of TGCF ost, I'll think of Dr. SaxLove

[@Sacabanbaspis]

Simp police is the greatest idea 😂

[@mystic-memes]

Yaaas they detect hoe cheng's bullshit right away 😭

[@Wendy-zv5vt]

Xie lian didn't know whether to laugh or to cry😂😂

[@mgnath]

I was never certain if they were generals in disguise or really the generals assistants lmaoo

[@shazzyyy3057]

Before I dont get why the fandom call him simp king but after finished chp175 today..I finally understand why x)

[@reign.dragonborn]

It’s the “we should disguise ourselves” for me. It is so obvious it’s the two of them, I was like “there’s no way it’s not them”. And I wasn’t wrong.

[@xiaoya204]

You have no idea how much this video destroyed me. I am literally CRYING! absolutely DEVASTATED?!? My chest hurts from wheezing amazing job good friend this shit is TOP TIER

[@nutella7162]

Agatha Christie is *turning* in her grave....

[@linniedazai9244]

THE FACT THAT MY MAIN LANGUAGE IS CHINESE SO I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY SAYING BUT IM READING THE SUBTITLES AT THE SAME AND IT'S SO FUNNY COS THE CONTRAST IS JUST IEJSADFOQWUEHFUR

[@mas1135]

I looked up TGCF, clicked this video, and thought it was cannon 😂😂 Me when he said he was surprised the young man knew the color of his underwear: 😮😯😲😳

[@mystic-memes]

I wonder how did he know.. 🧐 maybe it's his left eye has a ability to see things..

[@letsdothis7810]

Well you see, he’s no ordinary simp who can be cured with holy water. He is a pure simp. No literally a Pure Simp, like no ill intentions at all other than to be helpful and motivating.(Plot device also)

[@crimsonroses56]

„Stop the gay drink holy water“ took me tf out I can‘t.. 🤣 It‘s literally what happened

[@ammi_cho5088]

I HAD TO REPLAY WHEN HE SAID "HE KNEW THE COLOR OF MY UNDERWEAR" I THOUGHT THIS HAD REAL SUBTITLES

[@shiomicchi7247]

"STOP THE GAY. DRINK HOLY WATER." I kid you not I burst into fits of ugly cry-laughter and now my laptop is on the floor

[@krixtalmish]

Hahahaha the dialogue is on point that I had hard time guessing it was edited 🤣🤣🤣 Thought I did not see an extra episode 🤣

[@alyssabullock6421]

This series has barely been around for even 2 months and the memes are so quality, sjsnsxjd I needed this amusement today lol Edit: typo

[@Sacabanbaspis]

I didn’t expect another masterpiece this soon!!😂🙏🏻💕

[@mystic-memes]

Hehe thank youuuyy😳💕❤ There might be another soon 😚 ✌🏻

[@Sacabanbaspis]

@@mystic-memes Hey, that’s amazing! I’ll wait for it!😯💖

[@ijustdontuploadvideos9963]

` ` he might even be a simp king ` ` whAT💀 edit: 1:50 the indirect kiss🍵👌💀💀💀

[@bdnbll8083]

I DON'T SPEAK MANDARIN😭 I ALMOST THOUGHT THIS IS ANOTHER EPISODE UNTIL- "He even knew the color of my underwear." 😭😭😭

[@purdudan]

Funny how the two are his original simps. Lmao.

[@whateveryslas1907]

I never knew there was holy water to pure simps😂👁️👄👁️😂

[@yoonjis_gun]

H O E C H E N G

[@danyi5572]

LMAO the editing, the subtitles lol

[@natbat1869]

It’s worse when you understand Chinese but the subtitles are making me dieee

[@liveforever8945]

Same

[@Lin9597]

So this is a series now ayeeeee... love it😍

[@Violetaasvideo]

2:30 am and IMDYINGGGG. NO REGRETS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!!

[@hansaisho7868]

What is this sexy saxophone music on the background

[@chanudigajadeera5565]

I think it's the jazz version of why don't you do right from who framed roger rabbit

[@just_a_random_personwhosal5355]

This made me laugh like an idiot but it seems so real anyone could mistake it as a real episode scene

[@Kictor]

HOLY COW TOMG THIS IS HILARUOUS

[@yinyang8116]

It’s even funnier when you understand Chinese while reading the subs

[@hi-there-]

Feng Xin and Mu Qing would definitely do this though 😂

[@Jo-rf5xz]

I agree!

[@tielcat]

Cracked me up so much, great job, absolutely 100% accurate.

[@misty.wisteria]

Litteraly Hua Cheng : *No Gege?* *Bye*

[@loveisyannie]

my dumbass was like “ion remmeber the subtitles being this” then it hit me 💀

[@aki4770]

"Stop the gay" "Drink holy water" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOICEEE 😂

[@sheppardjourney]

I love the simp detectives

[@greenasemerald8635]

You are too pure and innocent God I'm dying 😂

[@harsheta.5285]

I love you for making this ♡

[@mystic-memes]

Aaaaaa 🥺🙏🏻💕💖

[@happypuddle1993]

Thank you for making this! It’s surprisingly accurate too!

[@quackers1688]

HAHSKDRPSIDRHRNRN🤣😤😂😭 I WAS LIKE WHEN DID A NEW EPISODE DROP- 😳😳 DON'T I REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING IN THE BOOK 😂😂😭🤣🤣😭😂🤣 THEN I STARTED CACKLING BAHAHAHAH THIS IS GOLD TYSM

[@cristinamariacalderonquiro2565]

Hooo el mejor momento que pasamos con nuestros animes💕💕😊😊

[@One_Winged_Warrior]

this was.... very entertaining.

[@martiansaints581]

this is the single greatest thing i've ever watched, may the simp king bless you

[@Joy-wh8kn]

If this isn't the funniest thing I've seen in the tgcf fandom today 🤣🤣🤣

[@aksmith2001]

I loved this. Genuinely a great laugh

[@intothevoid5305]

This is literally the best video I've ever watched.

[@notadumbbunny]

Hoe Cheng 🥲🪄

[@Himlee796]

1:53 INDIRECT KISSSS HAHAHAH

[@kittinagy2841]

You mean is this not how this actually happened? I just found your channel yesterday but already watched theese more than healthy. Even shared with all of my friends (they had no choice!!) Thank you so much!!! You are awesome!

[@mystic-memes]

OMG THANK YOU HAHAHA 😂❤❤❤❤ i'm glad you enjoyed it 🥺

[@ankitamishra611]

Someone already said this and I agree like I’m getting pretty interested in this lmao XD I think there’s a part two but either way I still want more :D

[@lorikeet5531]

I'm Chinese, and I was listening instead of reading the subtitles. It took a full minute for me to realize, and another thirty seconds to comprehend what I was reading.

[@izy713]

This video is too good i can't-

[@guoshi5137]

1:56 2:07 this is literally fengqing in every episode with hualian i-

[@silver_butterflies.3716]

OMG I LITERALLY LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH, I CANNOT STOP WATCHING IT XD

[@kidkap4]

Nan Feng and Fu Yao are the junior detectives-

[@Sky_h]

I've been studying non-stop for 7 hours and idk if my sense of humor is down the drain or this video is of oscar-winning quality but either way I'm laughing my ass off

[@expticals]

I bet the donghua (sorry if I spelt it wrong) only watchers are confused on what the simp detectives (calling them that because I forgot their names) meant by disguise

[@uwumastew4786]

Xie Lian saying oh ye yeah no worries he's not a simp at all *COUGH* :D

[@probablyjade]

Cant wait for the next part- 👀👀

[@mystic-memes]

Hohoho... me neither 😳

[@a_.k4ri]

I'M ROLLIN RN AND SMACKING MY FLOOR RN PLS-

[@zuclyn7628]

I'm crying so hard, help xD I love you author

[@murkyholywater196]

I LOVE THIS SERIES SM

[@probablyjade]

Send help Im choking on my rice cakes because of how much im laughing- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mystic-memes]

Oh noo don't diee 😂😂😂

[@aspengrey1898]

All these characters approached our Danxia disgused including San Lang. Mu Qing, Nan Yang , wind and earth master. They all came disguised.

[@maxinepage3384]

I knew it! I knew they were those two generals!❤️

[@mystic-memes]

omg did I just spoiled for you 💀💀💀

[@f4llenleaves]

BRO I GOT SPOILED I didn't know 😭

[@Potato-rc3sj]

Mu Qing and Feng Xin just projecting, they are the biggest simps themselves

[@KenKaneki-x3y]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@geetaramnath3147]

This is the most entertaining vid I've seen in a long time 😂😂

[@dahlingedria]

STOP THE GAY PLSSS IM CRYINH

[@leilasabando5661]

Can I just say that I really love this video

[@mazzz-iy6gc]

"Stop the gay" IM DYING LMFAOOO

[@nomotivay]

My brain couldn't handle two languages at once. I understand Chinese so I was having a hard time blocking out the actual things they were saying while reading the subs. This was the weirdest bilingual flex I have ever experienced.

[@nahir2012]

OMG THIS IS A MASTERPIECE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[@trulygreg6497]

I’m Chinese so i had to mentally block out the audio’s meaning while processing the subtitles HAHAHAHAHHADHDJJDFJ it’s still super funny though

[@sareeba330]

This is a piece of art

[@lan._.jingyis_memepage]

WHY ARE THE COPS HERE AHHAHAHA

[@mystic-memes]

THEY R ARRESTING A SIMP 😳✋🏻✋🏻

[@bunko.]

This is so good holy sheeeeeeee--- imma like n subscribe bc u took my breath away. And when I said u took my breath away I meant it, I was dying of laughter