Simple Creatures - Thanks, I Hate It (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
Throw another penny in the fountain
Leave my dead body on the side of a mountain
You bathe in the light of a trash fire
I see the stars in the eyes of a vampire
I’m too sweet to be salty about it
Too sour to be happy without it
I’m just here for your entertainment
I spit my teeth out on the pavement
Am I good enough for you
I don’t owe you anything
But I give you everything
Watch you pile it up and sing
Thanks, I hate it
No you’re never satisfied
Now you wanna run and hide
Can’t you look me in the eyes and say
Thanks, I hate it
I know I meant nothing to ya
Crucify me, hallelujah
Make believe that we will never change
Stay the same but kinda different
Read my mind but say you didn’t
Hurry up so I don’t have to wait
Just shut up and take the stage
This outrage is all the rage

[@hashoonarias3924]

THIS IS MORE WEIRD THAN THE LAST ONE

[@ThebubbleySquirtle]

Hashoon Arias didn’t think they could make a weirder video but here we go. Gg Alex gg Alex because we KNOW this was his idea

[@evanclawson2167]

I literally almost pissed my pants when I saw Alex as the old lady

[@ThreeAreEss]

So THIS is where that cursed image of Mark originally came from...

[@calebalwayswill7423]

I'm gonna be that guy...... what image?

[@misguided_ghost]

Caleb Alwayswill it’s weird photo of baby mark i think

[@xXstormyXx]

this is possibly the most cursed thing i’ve ever subject my own eyes to. thanks, i hate it.

[@sharklyat]

Mark’s face fits too well on the slap chop guy...

[@amberyajcaji3663]

It literally took me way longer than I'd like to admit to realize that was him...

[@userus5813]

All Time Low fan since 2009 still here! (I grew up listening to blink 182 too) To see Alex in a duo with one of his childhood idols is so cool! The first AP magazine I ever owned was blink 182 on the cover, in it was a picture of Alex gaskarth in the nurse costume inspired by blink 182s enema of the state album. Love them together

[@Tyler.21]

I love this band so much, the vibe, the music, everything!

[@angelicaclarissa3098]

my last braincell at 2 am:

[@Wildcard94531]

Bruh

[@bvnny5274]

Me: *intense flashbacks of jacksepticeyes funniest home vidoes*

[@elusivegamergirl]

^(0.0) YES. lol I had the exact same thought

[@antonioherrera6434]

VINCE!

[@CooCooCreates]

Do it with one hand you can do with one finger even kids can do it( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Buttonup_1]

Yes

[@Spooks._.]

We are all the same lmao

[@juanjimenez6281]

thanks, i hate it jk, it was great. thanks, i love it

[@rue.diohead810]

Juan Jimenez don’t encourage it

[@roryrawrrr4772]

You know I really wasn’t expecting that last bit

[@elusivegamergirl]

"You're gonna love my nuts" lol

[@casserole1723]

I remember and love these old commercials!!!!! Such an interesting twist to them 😂

[@The_Haruspex]

The shamwow guy invented like 50 things and I don't think one of them ever took off lol. At best some of his products were a fad for a few months before being discarded. You have to admire his persistence though. Every time an item would fail, he'd just invent (I use that word sparingly, his products were re-inventions or something that already existed but with a twist, but most of the time his product was pretty much just "this, but better!") something else and try again. I think there was one year where he put out more than three infomercials, all on different products, in the same year. Like you'd see the same infomercial on every night at 1 AM for two or three months, then suddenly it's replaced by a new one with the same guy, different product, and the old product was never mentioned again on TV. I often wonder if he ever did strike it rich with any of his products, and if he quit because he had a successful product or he just decided to give up. If I weren't about 48% sure half of his products were at best - lazy inventions and at worst, scams, I'd hope he eventually made it big. Then again I've never purchased any of his products but who knows... maybe the shamwow truly is better than any paper towel or sponge, maybe the snuggie isn't just a blanket with sleeves and is actually the most comfortable thing one would ever touch, who knows. A part of me says this isn't the case, but I try not to be cynical so I'll hope for the latter rather than the former.

[@salihadalaslan9075]

I dont know why but I love this song so much ♡

[@olyaborzykh3757]

It's like the baby of blink 182 videos and "Wilson" by fob, so hilarious but I like it.

[@aliceangel03]

It's literally Alex remaking shitty infomercials 😂😂😂 I recognise the mask one, the bath robe that looks like a toga one, the tiddy bear one and the hair cutting one from Daz XD Oh and the "go joe" one as well 😂😂😂

[@pinkghost2515]

This song slap...... chops!

[@ava-k1h8t]

I'm scared. I love it. 10/10

[@brad3139]

thanks, i loved this.

[@dannydillard1911]

The 8 dislikes are from Mark's 8 accounts that he made just to dislike this

[@shelbyandblush]

Omg Mark with the shake weight 🤣

[@amber8457]

it took me so long to realize that there was anything different about them 😅 oh boy

[@Paulanekodesu]

ICONIC.

[@SomudaiX]

Why must I love one thing so much

[@SirMrCharlesTheFirst]

This is perfection.

[@christianethic]

This video makes me want to purchase Simple Creatures merch.

[@madisonparis2303]

This video is everything

[@bkklfl]

thanks, I LOVE IT

[@tezak_20]

I can never unsee this XD (it's great though)

[@hannahmayo6582]

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

[@hustler_005]

I'm getting some fantastic screen shots from this video...

[@megs3147]

Thanks, I love it

[@Patchwork_Dragon]

WELP THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE BAND FROM THE ONE LINE "TRASH FIRE"

[@MThomasPhotography]

Literally... thanks I hate it 😂😂😂 I HAVE NO WORDS

[@MiluLeone]

I can't stop watching this

[@mitchellepebble1491]

I love this video it’s reminds me of something me and my friends would make on iMovie

[@HaiWorldz]

thanks, i love it

[@darklaw9368]

This is so retro

[@johnjohnjohn824]

This is the content i stan i cant stop watching it ... thanks, i hate it

[@annasmith2908]

I wish they made every youtube video quality content right here

[@emmittspurlock6350]

How come I just found this out I’m so late af

[@calebalwayswill7423]

I have now seen Tom Delonge AND 'Mark Hoppus' suggestively operate a Shake Weight. In hindsight... kind of surprised it took this long

[@evatelfer227]

how does alex look like all of my neighbours like almost identical and im not even joking

[@heric_]

Eva Telfer yeah he has a pretty generic face 😂

[@IceCrystalWolf]

0:19 Alex looks like Justin Tucker or Hugh Laurie

[@daisytherainbow]

thanks, i really genuinely 100% hated it

[@moonramirez8803]

THE ENTIRE FUCKING VIDEO I WAS SCREAMING OUT OF FEAR AND LAUGHTER WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS MARK AND ALEX

[@ATTACKTV8]

You guys were meant to write together if this is what you're putting out. This is awesome!

[@lottiedarkheart2034]

This is genius 😂 Also, a lot of these ads (the actual ad) are in Jacksepticeye's "Funniest Home Videos" series

[@bvnny5274]

I legit got this as a ad and was like “that stuff is from jacks videos!” So I found this actual video to see if anyone else noticed😂

[@lottiedarkheart2034]

@@bvnny5274 Lol, I noticed wasn't sure anyone else would though 😂

[@sevpha1259]

Mark as an old lady in a snuggie is something I didn't know I needed in my life.

[@Sk8erBoi86Bcn]

🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing.

[@daria7322]

love it.

[@larasofia8284]

AHIIIEEEE 😂😂😂 I LOVE THIS 😍😍😍

[@Sethevator]

Here in 2022 and I still thinks that Alex rocks the buff man look

[@neronscottforte7870]

Me encantó esta rola al igual que el vídeo 🤟🤟

[@bandgeekmisfit]

Ok... this is the winner for the weirdest video I've ever watched.

[@rayfayrocks]

i just saw this because i live under a rock. and now my life will never be the same 😭

[@hoshoshiinc]

AHH I REALLY LOVE THIS SONG AND MV AHH

[@kennalikespizza4515]

This is horrific... I love it

[@rcktx23]

Sick

[@matthewgaliszuski685]

I've found the perfect theme song for a favorite subreddit of mine.

[@hannahmejilla3739]

OMYGOD ive only found out abt this now and im gagging so hard wtfFFFF but i love seeing alex like that so freakin weirdddd

[@kaylynwright3030]

this was amazing yet conpletely unsettling. great idea

[@robinthegoblin05]

same energy as FOB's Wilson video

[@hannahu7418]

I CANT FUCKING LAUGH IM IN CLASS

[@xoheyday]

Oh my god I’ve seen some of these originals on Jacksepticeye’s channel 😂 @ slap chop and tiddy bear 🤣

[@Star-wt7or]

"The babes are back" 😂😂

[@dandavey5627]

Brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻

[@m.stormentertainment4309]

Thanks...

[@ashoween8728]

Thanks, I love it.

[@laurastephanie4968]

1:45 Mark dropped the big ipad

[@haleigh6089]

this makes special look normal.

[@moonkream]

Excitante

[@rizkarannisa8280]

this is weird and i love it

[@F1owns]

That is some funny ass shit. Mark as Vince from Slap Chop...

[@whatab1613]

DONT TOUCH THE SLAP CHOP

[@jmofro14]

I need whatever they were on

[@theszter]

Brilliant

[@SaffronThurkettle-sm8mo]

I love thanks,I hate it lol 😂

[@Emily-to3py]

this brings me back to my childhood 😂

[@TiaAfiantii]

all i do is laugh while watching this

[@fernmarie98]

Omg!

[@aruble20]

Hilarious 😂 great song, too!

[@missgrim4646]

Personally this is really funny. And the song is really good. I needed a laugh today.

[@OfficialLightswitch]

Wow, really so few views.. I'm disappointed in record labels these days.. seriously, All Time Low doesn't have the popularity they deserve, neither does Simple Creatures, or Blink-182 or AVA anymore.. I guess I can't expect everyone to be as passionate as I am about the music but it just goes to show there's a serious problem with this world

[@Devi-333]

BEST VID EVER

[@justblume6096]

This was kinda a Jacksepticeyes Funniest Home Videos Video simple creatures style and I love it.

[@ILoooooveCamels]

Shamwow Guy is undeepfakesable

[@jyusatsu]

Wait this has been reuploaded? ... Thanks, I hate it!

[@CooCooCreates]

Anybody else’s mind went straight to Jacksepticeye and his funniest home video he’s done all of these

[@vanessaa3283]

I’m deceased

[@martinmarcos5340]

I got my Pajilleitor Plus from Leulogio.

[@diamonddust1816]

...my eyes...

[@linkinprime-mp5973]

That's creepy AF... Love it!!

[@caryjonathanlabrador1881]

The weirdest thing ive ever seen this day. Still great HAHAHA

[@EmoScreamoFox]

I'm not sure at all how I feel about this

[@DemonWolf295]

Omfg this so fucking hilarious I love this xD

[@soymaiku]

Ooi ShamWoW!

[@anniethebunman]

Я понятия не имею, что я только что посмотрел, но это прекрасно

[@dianam7726]

nice

[@Kelsey1309]

Genuinely one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen ahahahaha

[@alexajean4204]

This is so creepy. Thanks, i love it.

[@andreacancela686]

en que momento?? 😂💕