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[@lllll5763]

Crouchonly had the same mii and outfit and everything. He is 100% one of us

[@michaelcameron2432]

he posted on the subreddit yesterday

[@kingofthegrapes]

Sad seeing simple pay him no mind

[@frankbeans6084]

@@kingofthegrapes they are destined to meet again I’m sure🙏🏻

[@theshanaman7805]

@@frankbeans6084 they should have some friendly matches

[@frankbeans6084]

@@theshanaman7805 reminds me of that movie. (See no evil) or something

[@TheCatholicZombie]

9:55 "Introducing 'UNO' the spiritual successor, but technically the prequel to 'TWO'"

[@BlueRiging]

Dos, actually

[@harrydigo6436]

r/woooosh

[@cmcgurren479]

So, the spiritual predecessor then?

[@TheCatholicZombie]

@@cmcgurren479 I guess? It's kind of like Star Wars. Episodes 4-6 came out first ("TWO" in this case), but chronologically, episodes 1-3 come first ("UNO")

[@souplife1]

We had a lovely little "TWO" at 10:13 as well

[@noahr607]

The crossover episode we didn’t know we needed: Walkies x Crouchies

[@keglodude]

Crawlies

[@SnailMan63]

Shiba Mayo suckies

[@Snowfireblues]

I ship them

[@sylvestermader-dancak9632]

0:23 Dude crouch only is in here too the cross over is REAL.

[@novafawks]

Is that another youtuber or something? I can't find anything in search. What would the CHANCES be of it??

[@joshkary5040]

@@AxxLAfriku Go get a glass of water and mull over how dumb this strategy is to get people to click on your content. People will click your content if it's worth clicking. Or fuck off, that is a fine substitute to the first suggestion

[@HolyDemonSnap]

@@novafawks It's from Reddit. A guy posted how he infiltrated Walkies with his Crouchies avatar.

[@novafawks]

@@HolyDemonSnap neat, which subreddit if you know?

[@retrohunter06]

Multiverse

[@DaMainman2]

23:16 - Upon reviewing the footage, it turns out that the Red Mechakoopa missile exploded _just barely_ within range of Ludwig. Since none of the players dealt the finishing blow, the Clear Condition was free-floating for a split-second, and Mr. Flips just happened to jump into it.

[@murphthasmurf5923]

Kind of a miracle that it also kills his projectiles immediately.

[@heyitsyaboi8419]

That’s almost as big of a miracle as when Simple randomly jumped and just so happened to hit a hidden block with a cat suit in it, winning him the level.

[@kalebroark87]

@@murphthasmurf5923 Pretty sure the Koopalings' projectiles die immediately when they die, regardless of how they're killed. Pretty crazy luck on the missile though.

[@Casool]

Thank you, I watched it 3 times and couldn't figure it out.

[@eragon78]

actually, the key wasnt free floating. When a key enemy dies to the environment, the key goes to the closest player to that key at the moment they died, so it just went straight to simple.

[@IDSearcher]

32:28 Ah, yes, Simpleflips' evil brother: TreacherousAcrobatics

[@joaoassumpcao3347]

And plants

[@MrNapkino]

LMFAO

[@anaspiringperson]

We could've had Crouchies in another timeline...

[@SeanLynchiscool]

Crouch only is just simple flips and an alternate timeline that's crossed over accidentally

[@nepneppers8122]

Sickest crossover episode ever

[@spectralaria8648]

Cant wait for the crossover with jumpies

[@heyitsyaboi8419]

This is some deep lore holy shit

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

@@SeanLynchiscool So you're saying Flips is using D4C?

[@JackTheDripperr]

That loss at the end broke my heart and ripped my hair out while yelling JUST PUSH RIGHT YOU GORGEOUS HAIRCUT HAVING MAN

[@KaijuofSteel]

Big same, but I said "Not like this Simple, oh no Simple", I felt the same empathy that a son feels with his father in that moment.

[@abletodoit3051]

Hurt my heart too, but I think it was worse in a way that he figured it out. Don't be too hard yourself Simple, this was a terrific run

[@dykrev]

@@KaijuofSteel It felt like a son watching his dad try to comprehend a push door in public.

[@erosivefrog5348]

"I AM AFRAID OF NOTHING!!" Well someone seems to have forgotten a certain piano...

[@derekkim593]

And Papa John

[@BaalFridge]

Heavy voice: I fear no man... But that... Thing...

[@floonmeeple2371]

And that Koopa at 20:39

[@TinNovaKiin]

Daddy Simpuru-chan won't reach the truth will he?

[@S1lv3r1]

"FUCK! PAPA! JOHNS!"

[@DreamyShepherd]

Lost my shit when god intervened in that Ludwig fight

[@hunterwalker4256]

If you look there was a missle that went under the floor and killed him for simple. So yeah god did help. (Just wrote this for people that wanted to know.)

[@abletodoit3051]

My reaction was basically the same as Simple's. Can't believe the supreme level of clutch.

[@colossaldonut5190]

John Nintendo himself showed up dude

[@EdgieAlias]

@@colossaldonut5190 That's like when G-man was all like, "Gorgon Morgan, we gotta get to the uhhh fuckin star trek right now!" And Morton cordon was all like," *very relaxing 9mm semi-automatic handgun* "

[@incog0956]

@@EdgieAlias damn where'd you find the HL3 script?

[@venitro7]

36:40 I don't even have a switch and I was screaming "SIMPLE JUST STAND THERE AND WAIT!" It's always a rollercoaster with walkies.

[@notmiguel7137]

Beef or chicken?

[@ronnielane6903]

Me too, screaming at my computer, about to rip my hair out!

[@magnusvoncrumple]

That last level man... I was ready to feel the hype of a win and then watched as Dad’s soul completely drained as his big brain processed that he was big idiot

[@IronicTB]

"I'm gonna be pretty satisfied, no matter how this last level goes" If only he knew then what he knows now.

[@SimpleFlips]

dude man bro everything is scripted

[@Project1182]

"and we all agree that running is not the same as not walking" true poetry

[@incog0956]

That was a longer topic of discussion in one fo the earlier episodes

[@NathanLouie]

Okay but shoutouts to Crouchies at the start, nice twist on the concept

[@frankbeans6084]

No way he’s only been crouching the whole time

[@frankbeans6084]

Does he have a channel?

[@Anafyral666]

@@frankbeans6084 he prob changed his name while he was in a already

[@eragon78]

@@frankbeans6084 well, crouching would be a lot easier to win with as compared to walkies. Quite a few levels would still be really challenging, but you can still use run, so you can get a lot more speed than walk only. And there wont be tooooo many obstacles that you just lose to. So itd still be pretty challenging, but probably not too challenging to get 3500 if you're a pretty good player.

[@frankbeans6084]

@@eragon78 I guess it was just a bad example here, what with the tree and all😂

[@drakearrington3150]

Can we appreciate the irony that simple beat a level titled “Run!”

[@retrorebootmusic]

Titular Timestamp guy here, been waiting for this. Even set a reminder. Welcome to another Walkies Whens-day. Timestamp for our FEARLESS FATHER is 33:58 *Gasp* CrouchOnly, a brand new challenger! Also I PLAYED THAT MATH TEST LEVEL THE OTHER DAY ONLINE

[@Alex-cz3te]

I’ll be waiting titular timestamp guy

[@frost3533]

Yo are we in for any tetris this episode?

[@retrorebootmusic]

@@frost3533 maybe not but he's currently playing UNO

[@frost3533]

@@retrorebootmusic ooo wow

[@retrorebootmusic]

Everyone your timestamp has arrived

[@thatguyfx6311]

23:28 Breaking News: Mario Maker 2 converts someone to Christianity

[@Davidik400]

33:57 That sounded like voice acting for how good it was

[@jeddicus9916]

Bro the crossover between Walkies and Crouchies, the hype is so real

[@FlergerBergitydersh]

The contrast is interesting. Crouchies inhibits your movement but doesn't inhibit your speed. Walkies inhibits your speed but doesn't inhibit your movement. In a lot of cases they excel at the complete opposite types of stages. Crouchies WANTS a straight shot and Walkies doesn't. Crouchies has the advatage of also being able to use slopes, but also cannot possibly climb trees or wall jump. So while in a lot of cases Crouchies doesn't have as much of a disadvantage as Walkies, there are more cases where it is literally impossible to complete the level.

[@TechnoSyndro]

24:37 I don't know why but Toad flying in from off screen holding a box and crashing directly into the banzai bill absolutely murdered me

[@Chris-zd1pb]

7:47 it may be the easy life now, but think of the back problems in 10 years' time

[@ladyirisbits9793]

That one bowser at the end of the space level, heartbreaking

[@rwrunning1813]

4:08 Simple going full baby mode is definitely a highlight

[@reynoalfarez]

Simpleflips at the end: "I'l be Frank" Also Simpleflips: *stays as Simpleflips*

[@CelloGamerMatt]

Simple, thanks for the walkies goodness. Your haircut is extra fresh, my man :)

[@Serialpeople]

Word

[@Emcy]

that ending was so tragic, man put himself in his own imaginary GBJ

[@gexgecko8499]

Simple: This time I am serious, no distractions! 8 minutes later... Time to play some UNO!

[@Meteorite_Shower]

23:18 Simpleflips' utter bafflement at Ludwig dying to the mechakoopa missile was nothing short of godly.

[@mariocisemusic]

23:46 ok but can we talk about how at least two of those players thought the Ludwig boss fight was a good level?

[@CelloGamerMatt]

Petition for Crouch Only sequel series after Walkies?

[@CreativityCurve]

Bold of you to assume walkies will ever end

[@CelloGamerMatt]

@@CreativityCurve true that

[@gnormal3225]

Bold but not wrong.

[@CelloGamerMatt]

Pro tip: do crouch rolls into pipes on 3D World. It’s a slight speed boost

[@Cherrynasb]

You must be the crouchies guy

[@CelloGamerMatt]

@@Cherrynasb nah I ain’t gonna take credit for that god-tier player

[@man_on_toilet]

i think crouchonly is the side character this show needed, hope to see a romance arc in later episodes

[@Shroom-Mage]

See, this is one of the reasons I like Simple. After making an easily avoidable mistake, he's briefly embarrassed, then steels his resolve and moves forward. No anger, no rage. Just a delight to watch.

[@enthusiasticgamer88]

I imagine a spin-off of this by some dude from Brooklyn entitled "I'm Walkin' Here!"

[@hokostudios]

32:40 I thought you didn't do impressions??! That was actually pretty good!

[@DrewDoesThings]

24:53 I was literally yelling "GO IN THE FUCKING PIPE!!" Clearly this is why I'm not named SimpleFlips.

[@jokirb2739]

13:24 imagine being toad or toadette and seeing the goal right in front of you once mario wins

[@hollyfindlay4051]

When God himself decided Simp got a win, I knew this would be a comeback episode.

[@countessroadkill9599]

Walkies V Crouchies is just setting us up for the summer blockbuster team-up movie.

[@stevecooper6578]

"Mmm now I'm getting rid of my green card, Officers I misspoke" Had a good chuckle with that one father flips

[@fa-kf9uw]

I really thought I would've seen another comment about that joke. Another brilliantly witty joke from dad.

[@ProXOblivion]

1:44 "AAAAAAAAAAA LuiGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, My brother." -SimpleFlips 2020

[@hollofly]

I like to imagine simple, as he’s senile and far past his best buy date, still playing Mario, possibly alone, possibly only playing in his mind.

[@toadfrommariokart64]

36:41 Welcome to walkies where I don't know how to walk forward

[@Riku70X]

23:17 God fucking pushed that red missile towards Ludwig, which blew him up, destroying all of his projectiles at once, saving Simpleflips a few frames before he should have died.

[@Mikeisjelly]

Can I just say that I get really excited whenever Simple wins or it's really close. Excellent sportsman he is.

[@a2rhombus2]

"I'll be pretty satisfied no matter how this last level turns out" Red tilting platform: are you sure about that

[@veryyes8561]

8:09 cursed freeze frame thousand yard stare as he exits the pipe

[@CollinsQuerJogar]

i look to the side for 3 seconds to catch a drink and now simple is playing UNO, i love the chaos that is every single simple video

[@stevecornelius981]

23:18 The missile killed Ludwig a split second before the projectile hit you, and thus disappeared.

[@mulchmachine6398]

Yknow the fact that the “anime=good” guy in the first level got curbstomped by what is essentially a snail on crutches twice and had the audacity to run right past you makes me hate anime. He did the exact opposite of what he set out to do.

[@PyromationsTV]

9:18 was great. Also the span of the entire video was great too

[@IzzyIsntReal]

The only series on this earth that I am emotionally invested in.

[@Linkfanoftheyear]

Crouch only showing up is easily the greatest moment of this series. I want a dual que crouchies and walkies episode

[@JackRose64_]

The way Simple said “Thank you for hanging out awakened something in my tired bones. It was 9am and I was watching Blues Clues, the one where Steve leaves for college. Man, those were easier times

[@EternaMidnight]

I like how his first Walkies win of the day was on a level called Run!

[@ExTess]

23:17 the little rocket below the Koopaling exploded right before you touched the magic projectile, which was the finishing move and instadeleted all other projectiles, saving your ass when you were completely dead to rights.

[@jackieboy8460]

23:18 what happened here was ludwig was defeated by a stray missile, causing all of his projectiles shot to disappear. naturally, ludwig's possession's were awarded to simple due to him being the closest.

[@No-uc6fg]

33:38 Eminem vs Dad when.

[@Ratta212]

40 Minutes of pure, unfiltered POG

[@Lucas-db2jq]

"Treacherous Acrobatics" is the Steel Bup Run version of Simple Flips

[@spazerdazer8421]

That seesaw part.... I'm ashamed to call you my dad; if anyone asks I'll pretend we aren't related.

[@hahahehu]

Yo what up Commenting for the algorithm

[@eyeseedee]

Duuuude, I should, too!

[@mrvoiceless9970]

@@eyeseedee YO same

[@spleen387]

hello algorithm, simpleflips videos are goooood

[@imdone8243]

Aye

[@frankbeans6084]

Yo

[@TK0921]

That last loss was heartbreaking. I was so confused why he wasn't just going when the platform was down. I still have faith he can get S rank but moments like that shake my faith a bit. Lol

[@kalebroark87]

For real. The frequency that he's been choking on the levels that he actually has good chances of winning feels like it's been going up. It really sucks when a level like that math level comes up and he just doesn't try.

[@cryptidcloud]

HE HAS TO KEEP THE SERIES GOING SOMEHOW

[@AntiAIAllegiance]

10:22 Disappointed in the lack of "Twöööööö"

[@TheSlug_]

The random games he plays in the middle are my favorite, I'd watch 30 minutes of uno or wheel of fortune 😂

[@ShamankingZuty]

That last one was painful. I thought Simple saw something that I didn't understand and was doing 4D chess to solve that obstacle.

[@johnnybolanos716]

You were an inch away from the fireball, when the missile under Ludwig exploded just close enough to kill him, not only saving you by destroying his projectiles, but earning you the key and clear condition. So yes, that was ABSOLUTELY god helping you.

[@luisadrian327]

Hover over the thumbnail: Sees him playing UNO... Jup, that's a Mario Maker *TWO* video alright

[@youcantbeatD]

can you imagine the grin on my face, when i saw the start of that race level, and saw simple saying he wouldn't win, with me knowing that it turned into a climbing level because i played it yesterday?

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Simple literally had god handing him these clutch wins.

[@soulslayer434]

rewatching one of the biggest chokes of the walkies series at 36:42 I remember being so mad watching this vid the 1st time and seeing u mess up like that lol

[@dominicbonogofski]

6:50 THAT is something I've NEVER heard someone say before. Bertha must have been a really good cow that ran away or a good dog that ran in front of a car.

[@maxyboyo]

no joke i started choking the moment i read "warning: may cause choking" at the end

[@IdleSummer]

During that Ludwig fight... the Emperor protects

[@Guymanbot97]

You know it's gonna be spicy when your streaming device can't read half of the title.

[@ajkcool]

I love when Simple laughs at his own dumb jokes then just goes "sorry" afterwards

[@phoenixeditz2120]

Simple squaring up at 8:54 is my spirit animal

[@devinwarrick3660]

The God cameo was a great touch for this episode, wish we had another one in current era

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

God was really like, "I'm a big fan of this Walkies show, maybe I'll make a POW Block effect and save my man Simpleflips." Great omniscient being he is.

[@dani_the_queen_]

28:27 my name is Duncan- this has been an insane experience for me

[@GamingKurtastrophe]

That 2nd win in a row almost had me screaming with excitement for you, Simple. Hell of a task you have set yourself but I believe you can make it happen. Keep being great.

[@felixtape3291]

I got WAY too excited when i hovered over the thumbnail and saw UNO gameplay.

[@HughAverageHomoMan]

little did Simple know, he encountered himself from an alternate universe where he released a 500 episode long and counting Crouchies series alongside his Clearsies series where he cleared every level ever released

[@Ryeniken]

34:00 he said it! He said the thing!

[@kirb707]

At 3:15, Simple says Luigi will be his nemesis. Note the wording here: "will be." This, obviously, implies that Luigi is not 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 his nemesis. Based on this information, I formally nominate Luigi Mario to be removed from the Enemies List, at least for the time being.

[@lostinspacecamp4245]

Was watching the early Green Demon videos earlier today man, you're lookin svelte as hell lately. Good work. Fit enough to even do cannonless, I bet

[@sethhorus7331]

Simpleflips doing walkies without playing other things at the same time feels like when one of those overpowered anime characters is finally struggling in a battle, and decide to drop the trainning weights they were wearing throughout the entire show up to that point.

[@The-Omega-Blade]

the fact simple didn't see "Crouchonly" with the EXACT same Mii setup and a toad perma crouching is one of life's biggest mysteries...

[@Zsadism]

Ay! I'm walking here!

[@katzetetsu]

That last level did leave him pretty satisfied regardless of the outcome.

[@fwoweyuwu1335]

I love that Simple won a level titled "Run!" in Walkies...

[@5eater551]

Only dad can randomly switch to a different game in the middle of the episode on a regular basis and have it be just as funny each time.

[@stjebvnelabjomskie4417]

17:44 Wait a minute, that's illegal!

[@luperci6836]

Was this the start of the uno prison arc of walkies

[@luvu2bits]

simple's music choices line up with my own so much to the point where half the time he'll put something on and i'll be unsure if it's me or not

[@codystubbs526]

Luigi came with toilet paper when you where left high and dry

[@iveharzing]

19:46 "I must've gone in that door a couple of frames (earlier)" Yup, I counted 13 animation frames of the finish line.

[@antrobot]

I love how the 'crouchOnly' player had literally the exact same avatar as simple. It feels like a crossing of timelines.