To be honest, I don't blame him for not being excited about becoming a merman, it isn't the craziest thing that's happened to him.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
True
@Kevindejavue5 жыл бұрын
I mean he did die, that had to change him, usually he is the one killing others
@kendal52105 жыл бұрын
You’ve got both top comments
@dabalo39955 жыл бұрын
He did have an entire family of mole men living in his walls that one time.
@maryk72625 жыл бұрын
This is just another day in the life of Jim
@chingalingaling5 жыл бұрын
"You're being very inappropriate, please stop." "JIM, CLOG THEIR DRAIN!"
@modzzsmurfs54415 жыл бұрын
I mean that's the least he could do... I'm surprised he didn't burn their house down
@mitspeithetc5 жыл бұрын
I just clogged like 5 drains in someone's house in the game and didn't even get in trouble--
@FiSH-iSH4 жыл бұрын
due to the toilet paper crisis caused by coronavirus, the toilet was clogged *thrice* yesterday, and it’s in real life too.
@verenasankari39805 жыл бұрын
Forget Ariel. Jim Pickens is now the prettiest mermaid under the sea
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
"Unda da sea"
@aisha23525 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens omg it's the great Leader !
@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants5 жыл бұрын
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens Cousin
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
Tim Pickens Professional Furry Cousin
@aisha23525 жыл бұрын
What is happening under your Comment ?
@paleiosaur5 жыл бұрын
KEVIN IF YOU DON'T GET JIM AND GRIM REMARRIED I'M SUING MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY COUPLE CANNOT BE BROKEN UP
@GAnimeRO5 жыл бұрын
when did they get divorced? i feel like i've missed something qq
@scotsoulgem5 жыл бұрын
@@GAnimeRO they never got married
@therainbowhert93155 жыл бұрын
I think jim died
@nuraliafitri21515 жыл бұрын
They got married and haven’t divorced yet tho, just rarely bumped into each other now. If anything, it’s Grim’s brother (also named Grim) that showed up every time Jim killed someone.
@Salty_Oatmeal254 жыл бұрын
As no because jim died they are married anymore
@tristanholmes13605 жыл бұрын
When you where changing Jim's body shape in the mermaid menu you accidentally widened his head permanently.
@itsalore93955 жыл бұрын
Tristan Holmes I noticed that and it’s been bugging me
@stantoncree955 жыл бұрын
Before: gyazo.com/8b9bdb7117857d236175f821d9a06973 After: gyazo.com/651bec3dd3dfd16ec2c3ea25266e547f After is a lot worse than before in image quality, but you can still see the difference.
@martineriksson035 жыл бұрын
jim *t h i c c* ens
@Metzli5 жыл бұрын
@@martineriksson03 Instead of the plot being thickened it's the Jim that gets thickened xD
@Carl_Shackleford5 жыл бұрын
Nah it's just his ego giving him more of a big head but now he's got merman powers. Look out world here comes the new Jim Thickens
@whytho88565 жыл бұрын
i got a thing from youtube that said "please rate this video and help us make youtube better: sims 4 but becoming a mermaid was a bad idea" i rated 5/5 and it was like "please tell us why" and i chose life-changing thank you, kevin, for changing my life
@yumeyumeappleo4 жыл бұрын
I chose all of them
@TheShy10005 жыл бұрын
Logic: Take a bath fully clothed, walk around naked the rest of the time.
@cleetusbartholomew5 жыл бұрын
TheShy1000 makes more sense than bathing naked. ew
@LVoidtheEndless5 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, his clothes are wet
@largefrogs58875 жыл бұрын
With his shoes
@Roseyfinchartworks Жыл бұрын
I’m washing me and my clothes
@Fishwolfcrow8 ай бұрын
@@LVoidtheEndlesshi LVoid
@RatB0t5 жыл бұрын
Sims patch notes next month: -Players can no longer build walls around pools
@gavinkersey77435 жыл бұрын
They wont do that it has been in the game since pools were added
@gavinkersey77435 жыл бұрын
@@keatoncore3321 that would literally ruin the game so they aren't going to do that
@gavinkersey77435 жыл бұрын
@@keatoncore3321 Im just so used to people circle jerk hating on EA I thought that was what you were doing
@gavinkersey77435 жыл бұрын
@@keatoncore3321 EA does deserve some hate but they are cleaning up their act
@itsjjbtc5 жыл бұрын
@@gavinkersey7743 If that ever happens: bb.moveobjects on 😁
@roseofindigo79115 жыл бұрын
Ah, Jim is one with the water, now he can lure people to their deaths....oh wait.
@itisajem86455 жыл бұрын
He’s already good at that
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
Feck yeah
@punyr53385 жыл бұрын
Its not even funny...
@Zaire825 жыл бұрын
Luring people to their deaths was already his usual pass time.
I feel Sims should make an expansion that specifically revolves around Jim Pickens. The Dear Leader needs one.
@iodine11695 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 Murder Stuff
@Rocketpigs5 жыл бұрын
Sims 4: Get Into the Basement.
@henryfuerstenberg6795 жыл бұрын
Sims 4: Escape from Jim
@thomas-54175 жыл бұрын
The Sims 4 Cult Living
@AHappyBlackGuy5 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 My First Murder Pack
@iampierce74745 жыл бұрын
I think the reason he was depressed at first is because he lost his immortality from being a vampire and now faces mortality
@theofficialchannelofoffici79625 жыл бұрын
I think becoming a mermaid gives immortality, dosnt it?
@iampierce74745 жыл бұрын
@@theofficialchannelofoffici7962 hopefully
@eyy_its_danny75845 жыл бұрын
I Am Pierce does he tho
@Styx771 Жыл бұрын
What a life so far, he out the Urp in Usurp at the start, built a cult after imprisoning sims in his basement and forcing them to paint for him. He marries the Grim Reaper, made several business ventures including a restaurant to kill you with Pufferfish. He became a vampire, caused misery and mayhem wherever he goes and destroys the lives of all who have the misfortune of meeting him. He gave up his Vampirism and immortality to save his relationship with Grim, he impregnated several people including Grim and Ryland Oakley (Santa’s replacement) neglects all who he doesn’t care for, himself, Grim and Shrek. He moves to a new town after several ambitions don’t work out, finds a monster plant, infects several people in his household, and fights the mother plant in a hazmat suit. It fails and he fights it naked before being killed and eaten by the plant. After a few weeks of tormenting the multiverse in person and the town in spirit form, Shrek takes over the series for a while since the Dead Leader is dead, Jim resurrects himself with his new found power and cooking skills and returns on Easter like the God he is. Nothing can stop him, now he’s a merman. He also took revenge by killing the plant as a ghost, showing his true power. I mean, at this point no one can stop him, when he died the first time, the universe broke apart and imploded, forcing a redo. Even if he dies, he finds a way to return and in the meantime, continues causing destruction and mayhem. I think we either need to join the cult, or be subjected to an eternity of torture and pain. Long live Jim Pickens, Dear Leader of the Cult Hail Jim Pickens!!
@tui79805 жыл бұрын
Jim: You’re already in a big toilet Also Jim: This is like, my second home
@elloello42365 жыл бұрын
3:00 (I'm real sorry but I must say the quote) "I'm washing me in me clothes
@MiszzMiszz4 жыл бұрын
no need to sorry, feel free to use quotes in a comment section, kevin said he actually likes it
@LIIantonioIIL3 жыл бұрын
"I'm washin me and my clothes bitch"
@Wait-l9p Жыл бұрын
@@MiszzMiszz you sound like an ai
@GuyontheInternet5255 жыл бұрын
After all the killing and being dead, Jim *NEEDS* a vacation.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
Mmhmm
@thepurplepanda45 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens hail brotha
@BS23Designs5 жыл бұрын
Which also involves killing people.
@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants5 жыл бұрын
I thought the graveyard at his restaurant was a vacation?
@Fishwolfcrow8 ай бұрын
Then he continued to murder on vacation
@Youremoms5 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "I've never seen someone so depressed to be on a beach before" Tom Hanks in Castaway: "Am I a joke to you?"
@seiryuu34133 жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks in saving private ryan: 🔫👋👁👄👁💧
@notclownpimp5 жыл бұрын
We love our devilish, old, beautiful, murderous, ex- vampire, back from the dead, thicc mermaid daddy, Jim Pickens.
@fawnieee5 жыл бұрын
The best introduction for me in this is when he left Shrek to drown.
@ADAOWO2 жыл бұрын
sounds like a roblox roleplay bio
@LazySkeptic235 жыл бұрын
Everyone: is water wet? Jim: water is dry
@swagittarius57485 жыл бұрын
And he is not 100% wrong with that statement
@shannonburlynne83725 жыл бұрын
Interviewer(asking mermaid Jim Pickens): how many gallons of water do you plan to get for your pool? Jim: yes.
@asternightingale40204 жыл бұрын
Chlorine water is dry.
@jeanetterios73373 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Ogden XD
@jeanetterios73373 жыл бұрын
@@asternightingale4020 XD
@marissaann68135 жыл бұрын
Santa getting into the shower with Jim in the end is a REAL power move
@h4724-q6j5 жыл бұрын
You permanently changed Jim's head shape.
@shawnmchaa7215 жыл бұрын
When
@EP1CxEMAN085 жыл бұрын
@@shawnmchaa721 This Episode. In the Create-a-Sim part.
@shawnmchaa7215 жыл бұрын
EP1CxEMAN08 shanks
@scarletbard65114 жыл бұрын
Jim gained the trait: Big Brain.
@TheNoobler3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that bothered me, lol. I was looking for this comment. I hope he noticed eventually but probably not (haven't caught up yet). Ok aaaand nevermind... He fixed it right away, lol. Well, I'm *very* glad.
@katiewheeler92125 жыл бұрын
I clicked so fast! So glad we are back to Sims 4 with our dear leader 😍😍😍
@MrSnake-dh3hu5 жыл бұрын
That little symbol next to your username looks like the Team Skull emblem.
@katiewheeler92125 жыл бұрын
@@MrSnake-dh3hu it really does 😂😂 I think I get it for being a patreon? I'm not sure tbh.
@katiewheeler92125 жыл бұрын
Omg Kevin liked my comment 😍😍😭😭 I can die happy now ❤️
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
More Sims to kill
@alcatrazthatguyontheintern14655 жыл бұрын
Offhand remark here, but your makeup and hair colour combo is absolutely fantastic! Felt obligated to at least say something about how stylish it looks.
@iamconfusion60105 жыл бұрын
Kevin: Dude just pee in the water it's a massive toilet anyway. Also Kevin: hOw DaRe YoU farT iN mY wAtER iTs my sEcOnD hoOme
@AM-kl8gj5 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Netflix and chill Jim Pickens: Netflix and KILL
@feckmaster69345 жыл бұрын
laser dun dun DUN
@valiang88675 жыл бұрын
I wanna see what all your Sims would do if you let them have an entire episode with free will, without you commanding them, I'm just super curious
@Scourge7284 жыл бұрын
Normally sims given free reign tend to not do all that much
@FiSH-iSH4 жыл бұрын
*Normally.* *I’m not sure if you haven’t noticed, but **_nothing about this family is normal._*
@valiang88674 жыл бұрын
@@juancamilosierra4430 ..huh, yeah I guess so
@mypenisisunbelievablysmall57934 жыл бұрын
lol he already does that with all his family members. he neglects everyone except jim, shrek, and grim
@wateriswet93014 жыл бұрын
@@Scourge728 they dont do important things like marriage or trying for a baby but they sure do weird things
@annel19915 жыл бұрын
We all knew deep down, Jim Pickens is a Disney Princess.
@Blackmermaidrising5 жыл бұрын
You wasted the perfect opportunity to say: “ Jim Thickens, Slim Pickens.”
@slacktivism055 жыл бұрын
Slim Thickens
@Blackmermaidrising5 жыл бұрын
Bruh Sound effect #69 even better
@sheeno38825 жыл бұрын
Roast chickens
@NoteToLoser5 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking the exact same thing!
@gajspalt5 жыл бұрын
Jim *_Thiccens_* *you start sweating profusely
@jefferson34155 жыл бұрын
Woah Jim pickins sounds a lot like kevin when he sings country roads 🤔
@ashleeelliott93105 жыл бұрын
Died when he said "what the hell is that thing, o-oh it's grim." 🤣
@MightyCroconaw5 жыл бұрын
kevin, i know this is gonna get lost, but you should try playing with the Armageddon mod! it's made by the same people who made the extreme violence mod and jim can become a supervillain with it, like he was always meant to be.
@Cult_Simone5 жыл бұрын
Whenever Kevin calls me his friend my heart goes all fuzzy.
@simone20325 жыл бұрын
dude my name is Simone too, and same about Kevin
@nanatsumi-chan51485 жыл бұрын
Same here
@majahultgren53685 жыл бұрын
Simone Carter aww that’s wholesome
@can0cringe5 жыл бұрын
She’s in love She’s in love-
@t.a.d.k.d65805 жыл бұрын
Is it pure comfort or cardiac arrest ‘caus you know someone is going to die
@melissaandkaylee80455 жыл бұрын
“spitefully splash brack” *I WHEEZED*
@kacpernowak15355 жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens looks like a pirate angel god on that thumbnail. You're a dude Kevin, but he... he is a man.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
You know your stuff
@TheEsam985 жыл бұрын
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens our Dear Leader 🙌🙌
@jaykay0305 жыл бұрын
He doesn't just look like that
@aperson65055 жыл бұрын
Now that Quill, is a man
@omgkittyXD5 жыл бұрын
A very beautiful man
@zeroneedstostop78385 жыл бұрын
2:55 IM WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES-
@pelican11395 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed thicc merpickens in my life. But here we are He is so beautiful, I'll never be the same
@hamcake84194 жыл бұрын
A guy living in the back of a cargo plane comes out with his collinder on his head and his conch in his hand, and he calls for the rain to stop, then he dives into his pool and he's a mermaid. Ok, got it.
@scarletbard65114 жыл бұрын
By the way, that current merman is a former ghost.
@ashbash23875 жыл бұрын
Kevin: you do have to go to the toilet, you have the world’s toilet Also Kevin: *girl farts in water* HOW COULD YOU!?!??! It’s my second home!!!!!
@zarasyeda22545 жыл бұрын
I see the thumbnail and I'm already cackling. "Kinda demented" sure Kevin, it's only *_kinda_* demented
@ch1kn_tenders5 жыл бұрын
Weird feckin dog, everythings broken, plant people, prisoners, and a so called "swamp" which is just green manequins praying to a bed 24/7
@gajspalt5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean *_Perfection_*
@crookedbuns5 жыл бұрын
1:28 He's just digging himself a grave at this point. Hahah. I joke. The grave isn't for him.
@DinoSpidersTV5 жыл бұрын
Kevin, I just wanted to say, your "Hi there friends" is the closest I'll ever get to hearing someone say it directly to me. Thank you,
@DinoSpidersTV5 жыл бұрын
Also, play cool math games
@LorenzSinclair5 жыл бұрын
Why? You have no friends at all?
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
Kevin is the friend of all
@jakehames7275 жыл бұрын
Hi friend😃
@Charharr5 жыл бұрын
Hi there, friend, I hope you're having a good day.
@Jonah_B5 жыл бұрын
“What would lure me to the sea?” UNDAH THA SEA
@amandablii5 жыл бұрын
Took one look at Our Dear Leader as a merman and bought the game. He is just irresistible.
@comedicjune43655 жыл бұрын
If only the game came with a Jim Pickens.....
@RickDrift5 жыл бұрын
I was Just thinking, Sims Expansion Packs are a Business Expense for Kevin!
@alcatrazthatguyontheintern14655 жыл бұрын
If I heard Kevin singing Country Roads before being drowned by a siren, I'd die happy.
@Cirelectric5 жыл бұрын
"Aw gawd I can't remember where I live" I died laughing
@mariahbenetatos5 жыл бұрын
Can you turn Grim into a mermaid?? Edit: okay...11 other people wanna know this too. 😂
@katiewheeler92125 жыл бұрын
Omg imagine!!!! I need to see it
@mariahbenetatos5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Hofman unbelievable.
@jodie60395 жыл бұрын
I really wanna see this xD
@franf.58725 жыл бұрын
Mariah Benetatos yesssss
@lunar_magick5 жыл бұрын
Who needs a therpist when you have call me Kevin. Seriously I always feel 1000% better after watching your videos.
@shirleymicallef84495 жыл бұрын
I bet that MerJim is going to drown everyone.
@shirleymicallef84495 жыл бұрын
Child - Stuff thanks!
@bethanyoneal57895 жыл бұрын
He’s like a siren that lures unsuspecting sims to their death
@shirleymicallef84495 жыл бұрын
Bethany O'Neal a sexy siren 😏
@bethanyoneal57895 жыл бұрын
Maria Loves Walruses Jim’s thicc 😩😍
@shirleymicallef84495 жыл бұрын
Bethany O'Neal damn right he is 😍😝
@weskershades5 жыл бұрын
I'm ready for Jim Pickens to become a wizard in the Realm of Magic expansion coming out.
@salami995 жыл бұрын
Dry water? I see Kevin is an intellectual, believeing that water is in fact not wet.
@baum37155 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a Philosophy
@Evnyofdeath5 жыл бұрын
Water actually isnt wet, you get wet when you break the surface tension of water
@chaosmastermind5 жыл бұрын
@@Evnyofdeath Yes, water can get things wet, but it cannot get itself wet. That's like saying my fire is on fire.
@gajspalt5 жыл бұрын
@@chaosmastermind I wonder if this still remains relevant if you apply rule 34.. wet water.. hmmm
@chaosmastermind5 жыл бұрын
@@gajspalt Well if it's a horny female water elemental.. then all bets are off.
@daisies875 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “it’s kind of demented when you take it all in” Me: “nah, i never would’ve guessed”
@mahrirae5 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I was looking forward to this?...what is wrong with me? I think Jim Pickens has corrupted me.
@The_Hush_Dragon5 жыл бұрын
If that's the case and you're lucky I don't make KZbin videos that involve The Sims.
@astrumperemor5 жыл бұрын
for literal YEARS, since Sims 2, I've been using cc to get mermaids and now my prayers are answered of course, Jim is the fairest mermaid of all
@kaja_24775 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching Kevin’s sims 4 series for a while, and now there’s a swamp. Hell yeah
@MrDingez5 жыл бұрын
5:34 "im on vacation, I dont have time to think about my power being shut off". Half of the folk calling in to the energy company I work at
@GlizKhalifa5 жыл бұрын
5:00 we finally have our boy, Jim Thiccens
@travbony87684 жыл бұрын
Jim has now killed 76 people directly with 2 getting revived and one being the same person 5 times and has had 8 slaves die of old age, one of which came back, and one Pumpkin and he himself has died once. Picky also died. Jim has died once in addition to all these other deaths
@Joy-zp3bt5 жыл бұрын
I think Jim should move to an off the grid” lot, the new lot trait in the new update, no more electricity bills.
@coolboy99795 жыл бұрын
Step one: press on this time: 6:39 Step two: pause Step three: enjoy
@panic80855 жыл бұрын
*HoLy FeCk*
@rebeccab40445 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been so sad to hear “well I guess we’ll end it there”
@finbarrdarcy59295 жыл бұрын
This is what Big Brother and Love Island was missing!
@piperman67035 жыл бұрын
i havent seen a sims video in a long time and i just wanna say what the actual fuc happened to your game of sims
@Youtubintheuser5 жыл бұрын
Piperman6 have I got a story for you!
@caseyh83865 жыл бұрын
*kevin* "what the hell is that thing?" *me* I dunno man, looks like a squid? *Kevin* "oh it's grim!" *me* yeah, yeah totally knew that...
@starlight16915 жыл бұрын
I click on the video and im already met with immediate shambles; this is just what I subscribed for.
@Tasoq5 жыл бұрын
4:17 *UNDA DA SEA* Shit, I was not expecting that 😂
@HTPCYMC5 жыл бұрын
Becoming a mermaid might be a bad idea. Becoming a _merman_ however, is one of the greatest ideas a human could ever come up with.
@janet91775 жыл бұрын
Jim: I’m washing me and my clothes
@dannystirling54585 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 but I am one step closer to losing my sanity
@Peppermint_Winter5 жыл бұрын
Me: Shoot, I love mermaids, but I just got Get Famous. I'm trying to save money. I'll wait. *watches this video* Yeah, I need that shit.
@peenixtrite5 жыл бұрын
_"I skipped through a youtube video- I'm a professional."_ _- Every Anti-Vaxxer ever._
@shahedali025 жыл бұрын
9:23 that's the Sims team, they wanted that saucy shot of Jim
@estooo5 жыл бұрын
Day 20 of requesting the hottest rap battle of 2019: CallMeKevin Vs RTGame. Leprechaun Fight
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens5 жыл бұрын
Down with Rt
@MrFunnyHandsInYourPants5 жыл бұрын
Day 320 asking him to replay Bustin out
@neblittner35895 жыл бұрын
how can he fight himself?
@jennyneedsmeds5 жыл бұрын
"what the hell is that thing" "OH it's grim"
@CaptainEdMercer5 жыл бұрын
Hi Kevin. Your videos are really great and I can say with truth that I watch your videos every day, unlike Nikki (lol). I have really bad depression and I'm always sad and lonely so I feel like your my friend and I relate to you especially since your lonley too. Thanks for the funny videos and literally momentarily making me happy. I'm never happy on my own. I'm sorry for putting all that on you, I just wanted to say I appreciate your channel. Thanks man.
@MeanOldLady5 жыл бұрын
Try a vitamin D3-K2 supplement for depression.
@calibricalypso3 жыл бұрын
@@MeanOldLady not how that works
@calibricalypso3 жыл бұрын
I completely understand! I'm super late to reply, but I'm in a bad state, mentally, and Kevin's videos always help to brighten my day
@TSloth5 жыл бұрын
Glad it’s the weekend and I can be early to one of Kevin’s videos
@jaxcas21325 жыл бұрын
nobody: literally nobody: my gender dysphoria: hey you look like Thicc Hips Jim Pickens
@franf.58725 жыл бұрын
Jax Cas mood
@kayden_numbers89075 жыл бұрын
I feel this
@maggotslvt5 жыл бұрын
Thicc Jim Pickens is the ideal body type for all genders
@jaxcas21325 жыл бұрын
@ghost boi you would serve better as a plankton to be feasted upon by undersea wildlife
@octogonSmuggler4 жыл бұрын
At least your face isn't that of an oblivion character.
@michaelfreese49585 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Kevin recreates the Bob family household so Jim could kill them to get back at RT
@dyamimite5 жыл бұрын
It makes me unreasonably happy to see Jim enjoying himself so much. Such an adorable little psychopath.
@personperson78895 жыл бұрын
When you notice that Jim’s head is big as hell in human and mermaid form
@avocadoqueenytb2 жыл бұрын
8:10 he killed thousands of Sims, but it's still the creepiest thing he ever did
@Virgil_Vincent6 ай бұрын
Jim became purpetually sad after losing the one thing that truly made him ultimately happy... being an immortal spectre capable of consistant Jimfoolery.
@PKMNRangerDenton5 жыл бұрын
EA made this expansion pack just so they could see thicc Jim
@djenitals51805 жыл бұрын
"Someone's gonna want a refund for their holiday" 😂😂😂
@jackbudi5 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of wishing Kevin a Merry Christmas We may not know what day it will be, but we can still wish him it!
@idontlikelasagne72115 жыл бұрын
Santa doesn't exist There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m. p.s. in.001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g's . A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
@jackbudi5 жыл бұрын
Subject #74 it’s been three minutes calm down
@harleypeterson24335 жыл бұрын
The Irish Christmas is a sacred date only known by Irish KZbinrs with at least 1.3 million subscribers
@pree765 жыл бұрын
Its pickens day not christmas heretic
@mydogranawayandgotraped58615 жыл бұрын
@@idontlikelasagne7211 dang calm down that's a lot of info maybe I even learned something
@LiloKreactions5 жыл бұрын
This is an amazing video! you rocked it. Feeling like I'm convinced to this game, by your video.
@todayiamlena50125 жыл бұрын
Day 115 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, luv u. It would be day 164 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
@idontlikelasagne72115 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@laaalegait5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully
@pree765 жыл бұрын
People know him on comedy night so he stopped doing it. Fool.
@something24245 жыл бұрын
Never will Kevin understand the jarring feeling you get when you take a long break from his Sims4 series, and then jump right into a current episode.
@littleworldofdancemoms51555 жыл бұрын
*Ariel Mermaid is choking at beautiful mermaid Jim Pickens*
@dexthesex51435 жыл бұрын
Theory: Jim Pickens is Kevin, have you seen his city RP gmod videos? He's manipulative, and Jim Pickens is his alter ego/alias, from this we can piece together the story with info from older sims games. He wants us to call him Kevin.... So we don't know who he really is.
@TuckyBlue5 жыл бұрын
False because every day he says he is Kevin.
@spookykitty98715 жыл бұрын
When he enters the water, he becomes Jim THICCens
@nani18405 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin. ,love ur vids they inspired me to do content like yours ( restaurant game but I make it into a hell hole)that type of content,anyways ur vids r classs so keep up the good work !
@jadencipher20795 жыл бұрын
I just want to see a Shrekmaid! Also, great video!
@vintagealien44845 жыл бұрын
Kevin, when your sims needs are low, you can shift click them, and there will be an option saying “cheat needs”, click on that and it will have three things too choose from, the one you should use is “make happy”, it will bring all their needs up! P.S, you will need to put the cheat, “Testingcheats On” before you do all of that.
@CongaYT5 жыл бұрын
"Becoming a mermaid" ...I'm interested, tell me more~
@notafiction38404 жыл бұрын
this was the first video I watched on Kevin's channel AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT MOMENT EVER IN MY LIFE
@asimplejules5 жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens? More like Jim Thiccens am I right? I need friends.
@steelbear20635 жыл бұрын
Friends are overrated
@The24thWight4 жыл бұрын
If you sacrifice enough orphans you can summon a friend.
@ForeverNames5 жыл бұрын
Disney: How many mermaids? Kevin: *Yes*
@riot_42615 жыл бұрын
Hey Kev I'm just gonna point out for you that you widened Jim's head permanently when you were changing his body shape in mermaid form, and it's been bugging me. It seems that only the head size is a permanent thing though.
@terreliv10 ай бұрын
9:55 You're also a mermaid in the bath 12:46 It's a "breathe underwater" power for the human.
@graysondagent77215 жыл бұрын
Kevin, recently one of my Sims painted Jim with a elderly woman. And she doesn't know the glory that is Jim Pickens. That's all I have to say