Simulating 300 Million Years Of Human Evolution In 10 Minutes

I simulated 300 million years of life on Earth in this video.
They should probably just show people this video instead of making them read textbooks in school, I'm pretty confident that this is how things went down.
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[@skleenis]

"Human Evolution" *adds dwarves, elves, and orcs*

[@prizmly6141]

I was thinking the same thing

[@lerobot6180]

The second he spawned in orcs I knew how it's gonna go

[@nikolabrankovic2130]

Orcs are too op

[@danzatas8107]

@@nikolabrankovic2130 he should have distanced the orc, they are not to op but at the start they are

[@atoriusv5070]

I really wish they'd balance the orcs. Every video I've seen that has orcs in the mix, they overpower all the other races no matter what the conditions are. It really cuts down on the game's playability, since they can't be put into any scenario without causing everything to end with them beating out all the others.

[@danzatas8107]

@@atoriusv5070 I have seen some scenarios were either humans or elves win. The problem is that most KZbinrs or viewers don’t understand that orcs are super over powered at the start at smaller map but after the while it becomes balance due to the long time that orcs take finish their skill tree then it’s unbalanced

[@paarth0.o]

DF knew what happened 200Mil years ago.. Actually He's the one simulating this real world by playing games. And he's watching definitely...

[@2kT3ify]

why did you add so much to the comment

[@screech2730]

Who knows

[@PiX3LS_XD]

Who knows

[@SDAL_YT]

Who knows

[@ZanderStrom10]

Who knows

[@caigillette6319]

Always messing up his own plans purely due to impatience. Well done.

[@Cloistered.Oyster]

Dude shoutout to the Purple Australian nation, they were there from like year 80 until the end.

[@angellucas9234]

Orcs are too OP in this game

[@Thalatash]

Props to DF for hiring an Orc editor!

[@r4inq943]

Good old DF keep me entertained in the hospital keep up the good work mate

[@Totallysaneperson1]

What?

[@trem6r.v279]

@@Totallysaneperson1 what is it that you don't understand from that sentence?

[@hopebuchholz4272]

Fr hope you get well soon

[@r4inq943]

I had a MI which is a heart attack so I'm stuck in hospital for a while to recover and tests and it's boring so I'm glad to see DF has posted as it always makes me laugh

[@r4inq943]

​@@hopebuchholz4272 thank you I hope so too tbh

[@DetrimenttoSociety]

I like to imagine DF being an actual god in like an anime setting. People praying to him and whatnot, him not caring. Everything exists, and then suddenly zombies and madness and death. Because of reasons. What a cruel god

[@thequeer_underthebed2535]

my adhd made me forget that your channel existed and I just remembered while I was in the middle of a breakdown and I just have to say that I think your my comfort youtuber. Thank you DF.

[@felixmckinney7132]

I like how Australia was in complete peace and harmony until DF just replaced half of them with Zombies.

[@North305]

If you don't disable the "Rebellions" setting in World Laws then there can never be a winner, each kingdom will keep splitting in half and fighting itself.

[@tanishqbhagria5820]

“They will survive where they survive and they will die where they die” -DF 2023 This is going into my DF quotes compilation

[@Master0of0Blades]

I actually forgot you were talking about this year it is such a scifi number and e don't have anything cool just a pandemic. :(

[@danielgold9487]

I want DF to do this again but instead of 500 Orcs globally only make 20 on each major continent, bet they still take over in end

[@mariannakaridi8994]

when math aint mathing

[@senopai2632]

this is the earliest I have to come to your vid, I love your content man! ❤

[@Viirrvill]

orcs in this game are pretty broken, you should just leave them off the worlds because they are almost always guaranteed to win :p

[@danzatas8107]

Not really, orcs only good early game

[@Clouded_flowers]

​@@danzatas8107 no, pretty much just gods. Especially if they get their hands on adamantine. Might as well nuke them if they do

[@Greyrayin]

Only good at combat

[@rebeccak.4446]

Honestly, DF is God just playing with us through KZbin

[@jnlikhit]

Showing India before showering cows for food😭😭😂😂

[@MistickBabby]

Nice video DF :)

[@YanYan-zu8dc]

Props to the editor. Had a clear fav.

[@DAGOAT10_YT10]

What was it? Lol

[@TexasToast712]

Orks keep ruining the experiments because they are OP lol

[@DJC3PO]

I came here for the chaos and was immediately not disappointed.

[@muhammadkhattak3080]

He is a God at being dangerous at games Keep it uo

[@yellow8live235]

I love your vids man

[@ivan_d_feets4495]

The amount of history memes here are hilarious

[@OrlandoC739]

Dwarves literally made the soviet union

[@OrlandoC739]

Nobody wanted to be in central amazon

[@pinkpaintsx-uy8jr]

@@OrlandoC739 and then it colapsed lmao

[@Spirngie]

This map looks really cool There's just an absurd amount of mountains, I know it's for accuracy but jeez

[@yattsumeace9057]

Don't worry Mr. Editor man, one day Australia will win :)

[@Roverrdoesstuff]

Mate we lost a war against or own national bird we have no chance

[@CarJul666]

This was very interesting and enjoyable to watch.

[@Robobrine8358]

Year 69, Moons until next age 420, Something sus is goin on here

[@aperson7257]

Wait a minute hold it right there

[@KrakenAustralia]

1:03

[@bigredneck789]

It's good to see the western us wasn't the only thing reduced to rubble at the beginning, but I understand why it was the only area mentioned

[@ColdArbor]

haven't finished the vid yet, i'm rooting for ya Australia!

[@IamThatTeammate]

"So what happens if we do that to basically everyone in the world?" Proceeds to cover all Australia 😢

[@WhatareyoudoingLol]

Watching the death counter go up was funny

[@berrylarkinpark]

I love this guy

[@danteeightsix9069]

Dwarves, orcs, and elves? Literally made a Middle Earth.

[@KisiMjaMix]

Thanks for having icelandic included❤

[@StretchyLemone]

Thanks for the little shout out to greenland

[@swiftness5815]

How is your voice so calming and so terrific at the same time😢😢

[@TordBot69]

normally a calming voice would be terrific, it just means good

[@somenobody2768]

@@TordBot69 I think they meant terrifying

[@ryanmapping7944]

the map you used for 200 mya is actually the pangaea proxima model possibly forming in 200myfn

[@greyscale1092]

As an Australian, I agree with the editor

[@Bradles-vf1xd]

Good old Aussies sticking it in till the end😂

[@diamondmasterandwillytheca2642]

It's pretty interesting how some borders were pretty similar to real life

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

Russia and China was red

[@kartikeymishra3056]

At 13:45 dwarfs be like 😨 😌😮‍💨 💀

[@tomroberts9795]

7:23 im with you

[@YouWillPay.]

DF do a hundred dwarfs vs one thousand elves

[@Lifeless-jk1ez]

Thanks for telling me i currently live in Arizona, I though i was on Brazil!

[@Cptbeebo]

How did you make this

[@v1ncesteve103]

Wow , i came back to this channel and the videos are different now from before , why did he stop playing stardew valley btw ? 😭

[@Ravergo]

I’ve seen other KZbinrs play this game but I forgot what it’s called does anyone know the name

[@Liveitzluke]

He just uploaded it but it’s gonna be a banger vid

[@lolidk4160]

This must’ve taken DF a long time

[@aswes_prime6765]

I like how it said “in 10 minutes” and the video is 19 minutes long

[@CoeGr]

Everthing you put in Antarctica will just die.

[@jaybishop8107]

as a Kiwi I'm sad you didnt put any people on New Zealand! 😢

[@frog9757]

You should play some mc dungeons if they add new stuff to it.

[@thebringerofdeath4101]

Hi DF

[@asdasdasdf1]

what ever happened to the my little universe series? i actually kinda enjoyed that one

[@andyfox4484]

He doesnt really do series anymore, there are very few games he plays more them once. Nowadays he seems to be really into this one and Roblox.

[@Murdermaker]

That death sound tho 1:22

[@joelopez2149]

How do you get Sonic speed

[@chaoscobra164]

There was a group of orks with as banner the white hand of sauruman. If you know you know.

[@Steve.-..--.---.-----.1249]

Woohoo best KZbinr ever

[@lindastabler4297]

Ah yes in the thumb nail I can confirm our history went from pangea to usa being the world

[@JegorTheWarriorOfGod]

Where can I download it

[@AaronSkeen-ql7kg]

I’m going to get worldbox on steam!

[@diamondplayz2145]

Hi DF.

[@misterdeath2929]

0:24 nothing unusual there

[@mrl0wk3y33]

Giggity Giggity Giggity Moooo!

[@saitamatheshero]

How to get that mod in android phone want that have ages

[@user-tn8pr9uz5s]

What map is this pls tell me PLS

[@hatsukihayasaka5917]

"They die when they die" 💀

[@ikkii.f]

damn, no one literally want to settle on indonesia😂😭

[@Donutman973]

you should of got the modern mod to make it realistic

[@exoticxeno6970]

What game is this

[@LytraStarrya]

After 7 years DangerouslyFunny.................... Sounds exactly the same

[@nikolabrankovic2130]

The orcs won so easily

[@bilboorange7635]

7:23 me also an aussie hoping Australia wins

[@testbot-tx7hw]

bro this is classified as turn based strategy

[@shango4651]

Bro apparently 89.99442% of earth disappeared? Pangaea to america

[@CoeGr]

The age of ash kinda kills everybody.

[@aperson7257]

He started on year 69 so I by law have to say NICE

[@devonlowery8314]

I want to play this on consoles

[@Astraeus..]

It's kind of hilarious that one of the groups decided to wipe out the dudes living in the UK but the land wasn't even worth taking over so they just left it empty :P

[@maskedshadow5365]

New Zealand isn't forgotten !!!

[@ThyLoser]

So why in the image of the video in present day theres only usa wtf

[@bigcarver3184]

was that country called The Bi 1:27

[@nach3845]

nice

[@Gartersnake970]

i'm laughing because this video is 19 minutes long!

[@kizenki4827]

Day 6 of asking DF to play Wobbly Life

[@beasty909]

"Crabuary" instead of "January"? i did read that correctly right? "CRABuary"......welll, i suppose technically, we are all pretty crabby around that time of year due to over partying xD x

[@CoeGr]

0:35 You just butchered all of those cows!

[@VR6DAMIT]

At the year at the start of the video it was year 69 lol

[@Iskip-ek4mw]

What’s the game?

[@captainprice3368]

day one of trying to make df play wasteland story

[@menacingskull740]

this game is good imagine it but you can play it with ai as if its an rts game

[@lesewing]

Australia had it too good for too long apparently.

[@Dhven1008CutePuppies]

The dwarfish empire in Asia looks like the ussr.

[@aaronsonger5582]

Yay!!!

[@adityaratnatripathi2099]

Mate please play the shadow pixel dungeon

[@adityaratnatripathi2099]

Please!!

[@templario4528]

In thumbnail the next entire pangea turned into US territory only

[@da_amigo]

Cool