Single vs Married (Pros and Cons)

[@gregwaineo]

The clothes chair: a staple of any single person

[@bunny_0288]

Hahahaha my husband has created a new version of it. His dresser is in his closet, so clothes on top of the dresser are clean enough to be worn again. We each have our own closets, so I don't care what he does in his lol

[@624sami]

I’ve been single for so long I had no idea this wasn’t an everybody thing!

[@IbraheemMoizoos]

Mine is more of a pile, some call it the sweet spot. Too clean to not wear again, too dirty to put in the drawer

[@rachelstrode652]

Not just for single people!!

[@BlindingDarkness1111]

Right?! Can't even lie on this!!! 🤣🤣

[@anastasiabeaverhaus9]

"She's getting bigger, too" Someone is going to be wearing those granny jammies for the next month.

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@penny-xo7xq]

@@lb7625 how u feel about LGBTQ+

[@jodyboles8208]

@@lb7625 please learn to keep your religion to yourself alright. You can practice all you want but no one want to hear about it and have to try to make someone believe magic is real or imaginary beings

[@hsmfan071]

@@jodyboles8208 They have the right to tell people about Jesus. God calls us Christians to spread the Gospel of the Bible. He died for your sins because He loves you very much and He wants you to follow Him and be with Him someday in Heaven. It is up to you though. No one can force you to believe or not believe. But if you do decide to get saved your life will be forever changed for the better. God is good all the time and all the time God is good. God bless you! 😊

[@hsmfan071]

@@penny-xo7xq I believe that God does love them but also that they are living in sin. We all fall short of God’s glory though which is why Jesus died for us.

[@TranquilRelaxationTones]

"What's she gonna do? Leave me? She's getting bigger too." Oh man 😂

[@mesidye]

😂😂😂🤣 That part

[@laraking804]

All my married friends have indeed gotten fat LOL

[@jennprescott2757]

@@laraking804 I'm at a net loss after 4 pregnancies so just FYI it's not necessary haha

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@romaneros4583]

That hit home hard.

[@jenesse1432]

Laughing because my husband didn’t even use sheets before getting married 😭

[@taylorankrah9705]

OMG😂 what?!? I am tearing up. He is blessed to have you.

[@lolaakin8460]

😭😭

[@srae7658]

My boyfriend either. I'm like what the hell

[@MrsDazl]

🤔🤔

[@jenniferoesch7573]

My hubs had sheets, the question was how many corners was the fitted sheet actually cover!

[@TheCaffeinator]

"if clothes are on the chair it means I can still wear them again" why is this so accurate haha

[@cf_1204]

I literally did this two days ago

[@Kattywagon29]

I mean, if you only where those pants to sit at your desk at work...🤔

[@carmengracepuentes7953]

Dirty laundry :)

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Single is when large fries is yours. Married is when it becomes ours.

[@ShepherdXVII]

_Communism Intensifies_

[@MonaLucy15257]

Ouch. This one hurts because I can really relate. 😊

[@kion1519]

@@ShepherdXVII cringe

[@bunny_0288]

Heck no! My husband and I get our own fries! People are doing marriage wrong lol

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@YoZakuraStore]

God "just never look at your bank account" put a primal fear in my soul instantly.😂

[@jep9092]

Ikr

[@axgelbxnny]

I can confirm I do actually do this 💀 nothing to worry about if you don’t know how much you have lmao

[@heathers432]

I do this because the primal fear comes when I actually do look at it. I don’t need that kinda negativity in my life lol.

[@ChanaRo613]

We've been married 30+ years, and seriously I think neither of us ever got the hang of grown up life. We just use a plain bar of soap and some random shampoo that was on sale (although our shower is jammed with bottles of stuff our kids leave here, but we have no idea what they are), we have laundry chairs, and our decorating style could best be described as "college dorm after the party." 😬 Adulting hasn't really worked for either of us.

[@devilfighter]

Sounds like it's working fine if you're satisfied with it.

[@nala9750]

sounds like an awesome relationship!! keep it going!!

[@Carolina_Grindstaff]

?

[@batya7]

😁👍😜🥳🥴

[@leeleewaters1451]

Oh man laundry chairs? Why have I never heard of these? I think I need some🤩

[@arabelaskillet]

1:00 Thumbs up to see Jake's hand gesture again on ghostrunners pod

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@jep9092]

Not sure what's with the loser trying to recruit people into a dead end religion THROUGH A REPLY IN A KZbin COMMENT but yeah that hand gesture was funny

[@bakedpotatoes5545]

@@jep9092 chill as christians we're called to spread the gospel just ignore if it bothers you

[@melindat5711]

I love her but I hate her friends - golden!! 😂

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@trishapaniagua9192]

Ugh ive gotten to the point where i just hate everyone lol.

[@rosswallace2969]

The marriage shit is so true it hurts a little.

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing,using God's Name in vain,Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions,working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@TMZahida226]

The single body wash clip hits different now that I'm married and regularly use 5-7 different scrubs and soaps in the shower...same with the fridge, and the tried and true "Chair-Hamper" laundry system 😂

[@alyupde9337]

My husband a couple weeks ago was about to take a shower and asked if I had any body wash. He was surprised when I had three for him to choose from. He said, “Are you serious right now? I have been slumming it with a bar of soap while you have three body washes?” I was just surprised he never noticed or used them before. It’s not like we’re newly weds. I think my product basket, as pretty as it is, has just been a decorative black hole in his mind that he never touched Idk. Now he sometimes comes out of the shower smelling like coffee and coconut. I love it!

[@_Gaby_950]

@@alyupde9337 Oh, that's adorable! Lol

[@celticlass8573]

@@alyupde9337 There's some really amazing natural "man-scented" bars out there now, if he's interested in upping his game. :)

[@taylorswf23]

@@alyupde9337 too funny! I want to know how they function in the world with so many decorative black holes swimming around. I can’t tell you how many times we go through the same framework: “Taylor! Have you seen x? I can’t find it.” *looks .5 seconds to find what he’s looking for either right in view or juuust out of sight but easily seen with the tiniest of effort*.

[@teairraweiss4195]

I’m a simple married woman. I use 1 body wash, 1 shampoo and 1 conditioner lol 😂

[@Noneofthedays]

If you see this, Jake, know I’m a huge fan! I always appreciate your off-screen commentary in Trey’s videos.

[@a-muse6567]

someone isn't going to be single that much longer :)

[@rose-917]

"If I wanna play Call of Duty with the boys, I gotta start making emotional deposits." 😂😂😂

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

"What is she gonna do? Leave me. She's getting bigger too." Oh man, can any husband actually say that and live? 😆

[@wolfman122970]

Actually, yes.

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

@@wolfman122970 I guess you're right. I mean there are a few people who have had their parachute fail to open after jumping out of an airplane and some how managed to live. But I wouldn't recommend trying. There are things a husband may survive saying but I wouldn't recommend it.

[@lb7625]

Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing, using God's Name in vain, decieving, Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions, laziness, working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@lb7625]

@@wolfman122970 Hi,please Accept Jesus As Lord with your mouth And Believe He Died For our sins And God Rose Him From The Dead,turn away from swearing, using God's Name in vain, decieving, Praying to statues,Mary,Saints,Angels...,lying,over eating,magic,selfish ambitions, laziness, working On Saturdays(starting friday night by our time)pride,lust,hate,gossip,cigars,drugs,video games,movies,anime,idolatry(obssesions,un healthy connections to something,someone,addictions..) and that kind of stuff,Dedicate yourself To God Fully,Obey Him And Trust In Him And Jesus

[@mssheena24]

And live to tell it? Hell no 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlyturner820]

"There is an old vegetable in the back that's growing roots...""" Lol😁😁😁

[@SirSquatchMan]

“Sometimes I don’t even get my legs wet”

[@TheCaffeinator]

that got me laughing. I use 3 in 1..

[@allenelliott2114]

Hit a little too close to home honestly 😂

[@davidcattin7006]

You're supposed to wet them??? WHY?

[@FireflyJuu]

Oh no 😂

[@glamgal28]

never look at your bank account... the struggle is real 😅

[@jenniferbates2811]

My anxiety was like 😳😳. When he said that!!!

[@micaelag487]

Being single and an introvert means I’m lonely, but also I don’t have to share my bed, my food, or my TV, so… there’s that.

[@jenniferbates2811]

Wicked funny!! Every marriage is so different! "Yeah I gotta check with my manager "!!! 🤣🤣

[@healthyfitfun]

“Doing pretty good just having a headboard” looool

[@erinstanger416]

I loved how you mentioned two of my favorite shows. Friends and The Office.

[@abbykurtz5115]

This is the first video I think where the husband/wife have a good relationship and like each other. 😂 I love it. Also, Jake, I thought Brad was the one who didn’t wash his legs haha. Awesome video!

[@jaysha5226]

"How am I still single?!" Lol I know guys who actually rank the females in their lives by hotness. It's such a turnoff.

[@abbykurtz5115]

Hilarious line!

[@laraking804]

Pretty sure they all did this at some stage LOL That’s literally what Facebook was created for at first.

[@479FilmsX]

You’re on my list for sure!

[@jennprescott2757]

Men are visually simulated. Looks matter 🤷🏻‍♀️ not exclusively... But why deny it? Some Kevin Samuels might be in order 👌🏽

[@jocelyneke6445]

I agree. I remember boys in my high school doing that. That's a self esteem crusher for girls. But the boys who do it are really unkind. I think that's a good "tradition" to drop. Maybe complain to the Principle as sexual harassment.

[@madisonmings]

Lmfao!!! 🤣🤣🤣 "I don't mind sleeping on the floor it's so much cheaper" 🤣🤣🤣

[@KittySnicker]

I have to say I love how you guys poke fun at relationships without being misogynistic and being actually funny ❤️

[@Iheartmusicvids87]

Yes, he doesn’t over do it and shows both perspectives 😁🥰

[@alicecarroll2923]

Jake was great! I vote you talk your lovely wife into doing a female version of this. She has pretty darn good comedic timing in your skits.

[@jennabolmgren]

You may be surprised to hear this, but that’s actually Trey in a cardigan.

[@joshuaychung]

Misery loves company, and I love seeing this stuff. My buddies and I go on a football / golf / gambling trip one weekend a year. We all make the plan as soon as the Bears schedule comes out, run it our respective wives with various candidate games. Then plan things out months in advance so we don't somehow cross it with another "family commitment".

[@Mitters]

My Dad used to have a yearly boys trip too, and it was definitely a cornerstone of what made my parents marriage so successful. It's important to see and spend time with your friends; your trip sounds like a lot of fun!

[@cerveza2297]

Exactly why I choose to be alone 😌. The clothes on the chair that I can still wear...👍😄

[@jocelyneke6445]

I put them on my bureau.

[@wolfman122970]

Makes sense if it's something you wore for just a couple hours. Like maybe for church, or job interview, wedding etc.

[@ndeshihainana4915]

That’s sad

[@GA-fd5ei]

“Psychological warfare. That’s how you get them.” I’m sobbing laughing out loud at the accuracy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@renamuchindu1586]

Calculating how long after you should reply to show you're still interested but not look desperate😂 and trying to figure out what they're thinking by how long they take to reply... 😭why are these so familiar

[@breonnanikole6194]

The “Fun Budget” Part!! THE FACTS!!! 🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@TheLszanto]

You and your friends make me smile. That is a treasure.

[@StephanieBogart]

Woah. Jake said “y’all’s”. Shoutout the South!

[@Ladymusicc]

I laughed so hard at the clothes on the chair bit. Like.. WHO DOES THAT!? Besides myself I mean.

[@scotteckart1401]

Jake, please know that being married is the Bomb(tech), but there are some important things to keep in mind before you meet the lovely and lucky future Mrs. Triplett. Learning lessons such as the "fun money budget" and making emotional deposits before hanging out with friends and picking up on cues like the flannel granny pajamas (the "not gonna happen" pajamas) will make things much smoother!

[@outoftheembers9053]

Emotional deposits?

[@scotteckart1401]

@@outoftheembers9053 I think that joke was meant to mean that if he is going to play video games with buddies he needs to "make deposits" first by spending quality time with his wife before he is allowed to play

[@michaelwoolverton5606]

Did you just give advice to a character in a skit?

[@scotteckart1401]

@@michaelwoolverton5606 absolutely. But the single guy character reflects a lot of who Jake actually is!

[@lolabloo]

Me and my husband were pretty laid back with eachother and never had any of these problems... until we had kids...

[@MsYolost]

I'm not even married but the grammy jammy thing is so true lmao

[@beccageurts1399]

Literally watching this as I change my sheets 😫 #marriage

[@anybodyoutthere3208]

WOW this was SOOOOO spot on. When I met my boyfriend the "making the bed" and "fridge" scene was what I witnessed🤣🤣🤣 The ten in a 4 person hotel room was classic, people still doing that all the time!

[@deedragriffie7983]

Same hand gesture my corporate exec husband made to illustrate his apparently vast experience in delivering calves on the farm back in the day 🤔

[@theun-becoming]

I like that you’ve shared the fun with your buddies!

[@zacharyaminoff9322]

I love how the vids went from married with teens vs married with toddlers, to married with kids vs married without kids, to married vs engaged, to married vs single. And each time, the “older” side gets worse and worse

[@roberthiggins2252]

Single: I own one bowl for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It is called my "eating bowl". Married: What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers, and I no longer own my "eating bowl"

[@nala9750]

lmao I'm a girl and i literally eat out of one bowl all day, I wash it in between but still .. single life, sometimes is best life! :-)

[@lilteacup]

@@nala9750 I have an egg plate. I fry eggs, I leave the plate on the table, It's prettymuch infinitely reusable. And not to burst your bubble, but washing the bowl kinda defeats the purpose of having one bowl. Like, I have a whole set of plates, but my egg plate can stave off dishes for a week at a time!

[@mzgood777]

I loved when he starting naming off the FRIENDS character’s, that’s our favorite show!

[@WinstonFiore]

"emotional deposits" is what got me. that is the truth, sir

[@glamgal28]

when you can relate to the grammy jammies 😬😬

[@abisalinas3517]

GRAMMY JAMMIES 🤣🤣🤣🤣... new for me

[@glamgal28]

@Cynthia Tate yes !

[@jacob_coleman25]

3 in 1 is the way to go

[@maryduggins]

“She’s gettin’ bigger, too”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

Yes! More Jake=Awesomeness. You are all so wonderful. Thank you for the laughs [and cringes].

[@haleybriseno1417]

“Emotional deposits” 😂 it’s funny but it’s true

[@murph2468]

“Grammy Jammies!!!” 🤦‍♀️

[@mazza8408]

This literally narrated my transition from single to married life 😂😂😂😂

[@Mushroom321-]

🤣 I love these!! Before & after 👏👏👏 great job guys! thank you for sharing..

[@kawtharbakhach5848]

"we're doing a guided tour that ends in a picnic by our yurt" screaming

[@bluejam7634]

Deadass? Please stop screaming, it’s unnecessary

[@catherinegarmon3027]

I LOVED that tan tile bathroom!!

[@kimberlyanderson1013]

The struggle is real.

[@user-hr2ij6sl2r]

The 3 in 1....so freaking accurate

[@ahauswal]

Ok. I like these guys' comedy together.

[@dimplesd8931]

The frozen pizza line is the TRUTH! Supposed to cook together last night. Instead we did frozen pizza, drinks and binged HGTV. What are we gonna do leave us? 🤣

[@andresreneau6447]

The kombucha haha

[@mitchellleesantiago]

Such awesome content!

[@landonloafman1188]

The words "fun budget" just kicked me in my soul!

[@newdiffrentbetter]

Rose 🌹 Sunday on Hinge 🙌🏽😂…the pressure though 😮‍💨🤞🏽!!

[@olicia_ops1994]

“Biggest day of the week, rose Sunday on Hinge.” I SCREAMED🤣🤣 Gotta use those wisely

[@porterpettit9915]

relatable as heck 😂

[@AnasCreativeCorner]

go ahead...say "Hell". I won't tell anyone.

[@odora_allan]

Hand gesture 😂😂 Am already binge watching a new channel🔥

[@hannahf3946]

Hilarious - I love the blind and resigned commitment to couple-life. 🥰

[@MonsterMango13]

The ‘hand gesture’ 😂😂😂

[@helRAEzzzer]

Oh no! I'm LITERALLY the single guy in this video. 🤣🤣🤣

[@margaret77494]

Love these new videosn

[@StrawberrESwirl]

I didn’t even realize it was posted recently

[@debbiegum2226]

“I’ve got to start making some emotional deposits.” Lol

[@AprilJoy44]

That hand gesture though…won’t be single for long 😉😅

[@intothemindshaft]

😂

[@dgeneeknapp3168]

The clothes on the chair killed me!! In the military, I knew a 30 year old staff sgt that had the room from hell. Clothes were EVERYWHERE! I asked how he knew what to wear. He said, "The clothes closest to the wall locker laundry basket are dirtiest and the ones farthest from it ate cleaner and can be worn again.🥴 After we all left the dorm and we allow to get apartments, we went to his one Saturday. His groceries consisted of a can coffee, a box of Count Chocula, and a 6 pack of beer. Single guys kill me!! I didn't ask how often he changed the sheets...I was afraid.

[@leahg899]

This is so beyond accurate

[@capmarvel22]

1:40 LMFAOOOO this one hit for me 😂

[@dorothea_walland]

i love how unspecific he is about "an old vegetable" 🤣❤️

[@meganpender]

I would have given this video a thumbs up anyways but this time it's in support of not using that hand gesture again

[@aerialistsinmotion8653]

The never checking the bank account...may or may not be relatable 😂

[@bdeezy2962]

Dude side note, the shower that trey was in is badass!!

[@thundercaaat]

Sometimes I don't even get my legs wet. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@waynekapukare6669]

The annual sheet change is sooooo accurate

[@davidcattin7006]

Being single has been GREAT for 65 years; don't see any reason to risk it now ;o)

[@jayrum83]

Yo Jake, we bringing it back bro, Das Wassup!

[@crownofglorybeauty]

All the single guy lines were way too spot on! I mean come on who doesn’t love that single life

[@EvaRiddick]

"picnic by our Yurt" 😂 LOL

[@jelliclesongs]

You all are so funny as an ensemble!

[@isabellev5281]

Haha Ioved Jake's hand gesture :D

[@carolinewhite4408]

Hi guys-love the videos. Random unrelated question-the dining chairs that are in the background at 1:45, what store are those from? Sorry I’m moving into a new place and find inspo in everything

[@joriwilkinson]

This is so accurate 🤣

[@hanneke345]

I'm married, but I have a feeling that we can relate more to the single guy than the guy in a relationship 🙊🙊🙊

[@jasonwilson8802]

Being single is great and there is a time in a person's life that they need that. In fact I chastised a dude I knew in the military for getting married at 18. But being married is also pretty awesome for multiple reasons.

[@lilteacup]

I'm just glad people still say "chastised"-keeps it classy.

[@pottergirl287]

"If I want to play Call of Duty with the boys, I need to make some emotional deposits" I showed this to my husband to give him a hint. XD

[@Jo-hello]

I hit like but I *never* want to see that hand gesture again! 😳😆

[@tabithaesau9077]

That shower gel tho 😂😂😂

[@axgelbxnny]

The whole never checking ur bank account is too real 💀

[@Authorthings]

Why is this accurate hahahahaha Except we both play COD and I have a laundry chair lol.

[@opensource296]

Taco Bell…She is not agreeing with me 😂💀

[@feenee97]

The 4 person hotel for 10 people just spoke to me 😂😂

[@pamelakline9700]

This was so accurate!